In the annals of alpha maleness, who can forget the supreme asshole aloofness of this societal canker sore, loved by two cute girls at once, who dangled the promise of romantic fidelity with a now-classic request to “bring the movies”.
Sarah texted Josh. 1:06 p.m.: “Whatever Josh, you get so mad at me for everything but you don’t give a shit when she puts something up or says something. You always believe her.”
1:08 p.m. “It’s like no matter what I do she’s always that much better.”
1:13 p.m. “All we fight about is her or something that has to do with her, and it sucks. I hate fighting with you . . . I love you so much, but this shit hurts.”
Hours passed. Sarah tried again.
6:36 p.m. “You say you love me, but you don’t even have the decency to text me back?”
Finally, at 8:02 p.m., Josh typed, “Bring the movies.”
Seven hours after her first text, and numerous texts from her in between, he finally replies — “bring the movies.”
Bring da movies.
So beautiful. Its economy of microalphatude brings a moving tear to me eye it does.
But wait! After “bring the movies” became a go-to line for players on the (re)make, a new contender joined the ring: “It’s complicated.”
GIRL: So are you dating anyone right now?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: Just how many girls have you been with?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: What are you looking for?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: Will you buy me a drink?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?
YOU: It’s complicated.
While perhaps not as RAWMUSCLEALPHA as “bring the movies”, “it’s complicated” is devious SNEAKYFUCKERALPHA the allure of which most girls can’t resist.
Chateau guests were overjoyed. The knowledge was dropping like the New York Beta Times circulation numbers. But then a hush fell over the assembled. There was yet more seduction science to come. What may go down as the pinnacle of laconic alpha male sexiness, the je ne sais quoi of jerkitude, sounded like a clarion call issued from the Voice of God Himself.
FLAKING GIRL: “Hey – a friend of mine is going through a break up and needs to talk tomorrow night. The rest of my week is crazy. I’ll give you a call later on and we’ll make…” [her text gets cut off here]
el chief: “gay. you’re buying if we meet up again”
The thrilling lack of punctuation is only bested in hindbrain disorienting impact by the lead-in one-word reply:
“gay”
Say it with me.
“gay”
You are a young, cute girl who has options. (Read: You are not an aging frump with rapidly dwindling options.) You flake often. Secretly, you enjoy flaking on men. It’s a power trip. Most men dance on your puppet strings. But then one intriguing fellow comes along who cocks your world. And you find this text in your squawkbox:
“gay”
Suddenly, everything has changed. Who is this conceited prick? How dare he talk to me like this! What’s his deal? Is he getting a lot of action? I’m not attractive enough for him? I’ll show him. Next time, I’m buying, and he’s getting the fuck of his life. Ha!
The readers are sated.
“Dear CH, thank you for your wisdom, but we have had enough. This knowledge is sufficient to guide us to the land of alpha, where unicorns go to die and penises to live.”
No, that complacency will not do. The master seducer is always improving, always seeking the next challenge, and his plumb-hers toolkit expands with every wench. Finally, to our pantheon of patronizing pithy pussy pleasers we can add the newest:
her: can i sign my receipt on your back?
you: no
her: why are you being so mean?
you: cuz i don’t want to get you pregnant
“cuz i don’t want to get you pregnant”
Sterling.
Does it need to make sense? No. In fact, it works better the less sense it makes.
“Buy me a drink?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“Reschedule for next week?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“Dance with me?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“What are you looking for?”
“I’m looking to not get you pregnant.”
“I have to cancel on our date this week.”
“That’s good, I didn’t want to get you pregnant.”
“You’re such a jerk.”
“That’s because I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“Do I look fat in this?”
“Well, it’s certainly not going to help me get you pregnant.”
The first reader who uses this line successfully AND impregnates the girl will be featured in his very own CH post. Happy cunting.
This is my new one:
Her: why are you always so mean to me?
guy: good.
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What Greatest Beta should be thinking after his recent cat fight with whorefinder
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tkxsu/
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NO! Because that would make me a medium beta as opposed to the greatest beta.
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Awesome handle. LOL!
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I get girls who text me all the time that they miss. I travel a lot so I’m rarely available for consistent fuckings!!! And not to mention when I am in town I’m usually dealing with a few at once…
Her: Hey you… Was thinking about. I kinda miss you.
Me: Bad idea
I also get this…
Her: When are you going to start being nice to me?
Me: Text me a pic of your asshole
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The type of woman who would still want to have sex with you after you replied with ” text me a pic of your asshole” sound neither very intelligent nor very refined in any way, and they obviously have no self esteem, they probably let you pee and take a dump on them.
they are the type of woman I would not touch with a ten foot pole.
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nah it is just a non sequitur. most women like silly shit like that even if it is shocking. especially if, actually
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I agree with Canadian Friend. Most girls I know, love the playful negs (LOVE) and being treated like little kid sisters when we act up/ or being dismissed, but I don’t know about of who “text me a pic of your ahole” will work on though…sounds…um gross.
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Canadian… I’d beg to differ about you not touching my women with a ten foot pole!!! As a matter of fact, I’d even go so far as to say that I would be surprised if you can refuse any of them.
When I say, “Text me a pic of your asshole”… They love it and they know I’m teasing and being aloof especially if it’s in response to one of theri terms of endearments towards me.
And as “yeahokcool” says, women like silly shit! The sillier and more outlandish the better! It has nothing to do with self-esteem…
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A new meaning to “asshole game”
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In fairness to the chicks, if I had a vag myself, then I don’t know that I’d want to marry anybody who treated me quite so horribly as you guys are describing.
Call me old-fashioned, but husbands and wives are supposed to be in love, not in HATE.
Of course, from the other point of view, being a guy myself, I don’t know that I’d be much interested in marrying any of these vapid, asinine, fatuous-whore “10s” over whom you guys seem to be obsessing all the time.
If you forever deny yourself the romance of the mating game, then eventually there comes a point at which the nihilism of these purposeless pump-n-dump relationships is gonna rot and destroy your soul.
And, at that point, guess who wins?
PS: And if you never bother to get your womynz pregnant, then guess who wins?
Seriously, dudes – there’s a certain life-and-death bottom line here, which musn’t be ignored.
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relax it just a means of taking some power away from the pussy so dudes don’t completely go gaga over the shit
still doesn’t work he he he
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And when you come of age, do you want to learn that your MOTHER once [if not more than once] sent some random dude a photograph of her own anus?
Remember, as you think about it, that you yourself will have emerged into this world from the very birth canal which sat only a perineum’s width removed from that anus.
Seriously, there’s a bottom line here [no pun intended].
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you are putting the pussy on a pedestal. actually, the sooner you realize that YOUR MOM is included in the ranks of bitches who act like ditzy sluts around highvaluemen, the better off you’ll be.
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Women who show their assholes to PUAs on cell phones are more likely to be single mothers of 3 or 4 kids from 3 or 4 different fathers
than to be in a stable union and to have kids from one and the same father.
No woman is a saint or a whore, There are degrees to levels of sluttiness
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I come here for the heartiste and YaReally. And stay here for the yeahokcool, lol
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the sooner you realize that YOUR MOM is included in the ranks of bitches who act like ditzy sluts around highvaluemen
Yeah, and if you’d be so gracious as to give me your real name and your real street address, then I’ll be over to your house within 24 hours, with a 12 gauge shotgun in hand, to blow your fucking head right off your shoulders.
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poor yeahokcool..
His mom was a whore lol
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oh snap! somebody got served…over the internet.
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I just wanted to chime in here and say that Zombie Shane is a huge pussy and I fucked his Mother. Thank you.
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mom and dad both virgins when they married
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I was talking to Shane. Good for your parents of that’s what both wanted. My grandma was a Virgin but my grandpa… Haha he still has a book of pics of all his old gfs that he shows everyone in front of her. Lol when I graduated from college this girl came up and said my grandma freaked out when she saw your name. Do u know grandpa my last name? I said shit know him he’s right here. This old woman came up to my grandpa and said we used date I loved you! Swear to god he said “I don’t remember you”
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my grandpa… Haha he still has a book of pics of all his old gfs that he shows everyone in front of her
Your grandfather is a monster.
If you had any balls between your legs, you wouldn’t let him humiliate your grandmother like that.
You filthy little cunt.
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And after,too!
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I don’t remember you yea that’s must of been rough for her
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@shane.
Here’s the reality, you’re either an “Internet tough guy” threatening to kill me (but you don’t actually mean it) over a point I was making about how to keep yourself from deifying women or a dude who is literally willing to drive for thousands of miles to commit cold-blooded murder over a perceived slight you got out if a message board. Either way, that’s pretty lame, bro. I think you should learn to chill out. In case it wasn’t clear, I wasn’t insulting your mom. I was merely explaining that moms were once girls and everything that goes along with that. You are a tradcon type, I guess. Good for you. You want to protect family and Christian values and all that stuff. Great. But when you insist that a joke about assholes ruin women and then threaten to kill me over it, you sound more like a dude from Saudi Arabia then from USA.
Furthermore, you say my grandpa is a monster and that I have no balls because I don’t stand up for my grandma. Have you ever even read this site before? This probably won’t surprise anyone else, but my grandfather, the monster, is in his mid-80s and still my grandma worships the ground he walks on. Sure, he was a cad back when, but she loves him and never stopped even though they’ve been married for like 55 years. Why? Because he does all the shit that ch talks about without probably even knowing what he is doing. You don’t know my family and you don’t know what you’re taking about. Perhaps this isn’t the website for you…
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They don’t sell rubbers in Africa?
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at some point in my life i used to agree with you. but that romance thing gets old really quickly. women are the first ones to get tryed of it. when you are a cool suave funny asshole most of the time, the romantic moves will come as a shock , not as routine, women will enjoy them much more. believe me. ive seen it done.
most of us, are not interested in marriage
and while we think 10s are cool, everyone has their own definition of them.
we are not obsessed with them. most of us care about other things. as for myself i want to have a little more power in this feminized world in which men are the fools. and im more focused on raising the quality of the women i meet. somehow with asshole game… i have succeeded.
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Somehow?
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Brick Tamland game.
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i get the ‘why are you always so mean to me?’ line from this married chick i know. i tease/neg/flirt/fuck with her head all the time.
my response is ‘being a nice guy is your husband’s job’.
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“Can I stop sucking your dick, and will you fuck me already?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant”
“Can I smoke in your house”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant”
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lol
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“why are you avoiding me?”
“because I don’t want to get you pregnant”
“Why have you not being taking any of my phonecalls”
“because I don’t want to get you pregnant”
“Why do you play so much video games and not spend time with me?”
“because I don’t want to get you pregnant”
Heartsy, I love been a girl, but I swear sometimes, when I come on this blog, I wish I could be a guy for a day…just so I could use this line. This might be the best line yet….in fact, it is way more awesome than “it’s complicated”
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Lol you are such a typical lawyer chick.
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guilty as charged! 😉
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This one messes with a girl’s hindbrain when she texts after a long time being ignored: “Who is this?”
First she gets confused. Then she concludes that I deleted her from my contacts, and she’s showing up as a number instead of a name. Of course I haven’t deleted her entry, but she thinks I have.
Hamster meth.
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I’m actually fucking a beautiful 19ryo right now because of this. I met her in Starbucks in line and I acted like a beta when I first met her so naturally she blew me off. But I got a date out of it and made a good impression. After the 2nd blowoff I deleted her, and about a month later she smsd me and I said “who’s this?”.
After a few sms to reengage I ignored her for a week then sent her the 1am’er “you out tonight?” and we met up. and I took her home. A week later we went out for some drinks, (I live in Europe 18 is legal drinking) Just the other night I sent her,
“Hey (nick name that degrades but is also “could be” a complement), you got me so fucking horny the other night when you were rubbing me under the table, hope you had a good time.”
She writes back, “:))))Good evening, bad boy! I really enjoyed yesterday, it would be nice to see you tomorrow.”
The who’s this is great, it means I meet a lot of people and if you cant hold my attention then eh.
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I’d like to add, her rubbing me under the table is because as we were kissing I whispered into her ear “kissing you is making me really horny” and I took her hand and just put it on my loins. She told “you can’t say that” but wouldn’t stop grabbing and rubbing me.
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This reminds me of a guy I dated last month. The last guy I really, really liked.
We were at a weird dance party and he kept pulling me in to make out. I kept pulling away because I don’t like public makeouts. I could feel his well-sized penis getting semi hard.
I tell him “You know I can feel your penis right?” Thought it would make him hold back a little. He gives me the sexiest look and pulls me in by my waist and says “Yeah, you turn me on.” in this matter-of-fact way like yeah, I am a man I get hard. Deal with it. Feel good about it.
I miss him 😦
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If you miss him contact him.
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No marriage potential. Had to cut him off. Drinks too much and smokes, very unhealthy diet. That one hurt, though.
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“No marriage potential. Had to cut him off.”
Hamster translation: I really like the dumb guys and love to fuck them without them having to put in any effort, but i’m still looking for someone with money who’s dumb enough to actually put in effort to put a ring on it.
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nope. You had fun with that.
In this case it means exactly what it says. We didn’t have sex, on the 5th date he got drunk (alcoholic drunk) and smoked a cigarette in front of me after swearing up and down that he had quit smoking on our second date. I don’t date smokers. He’s a good guy. I miss him.
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Booty call.
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Brace yourself for dinnerviews 😦
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lmao my LTR ex would often do that…but it would be randomly. For example walking along his mom’s condo hallway during a visit and he would randomly start walk behind me, stop and then I would stop, turnaround and he would grab my hand and say “come feel how hard you just made me”….he did it couple dozen times…I used to find it bizarrely juvenile, but hilarious and (in a sick way) flattering at the same time.
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My boyfriend who has a wife once texted gay to me and I was like I can’t believe my boyfriend who has a wife said that and then I didn’t want to have sex with my boyfriend but then I did and then my boyfriend’s wife didn’t care and I said to my boyfriend you have a wife and boyfriend wife boyfriend wife wife wife boyfriend boyfriend.
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We’d all be better off if you died.
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you don’t “get” it
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Decent parody.
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I think it’s great. Didn’t even catch on till the
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I caught on too fast unfortunately.
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Would the real feministx please step forward..facing backwards.
I think her boyfriends name is Dick Assman (judging by her pics).
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I have a vagina. Solopsism is my birthright.
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That’s “solipsism,” snowflake. It’s more of a birth defect than a birthright.
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I am a poor speller 😦 Thanks for the correction.
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I’m facing backward again. HTH.
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I honestly didn’t notice this was parody until I saw the replies. Well done.
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same here.
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So much lol I didn’t realize it was a parody till the end either. This is what I think every time I read her attention-seeking humble-brags lol
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i realized it as soon as i saw the ‘femifistx’
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lol
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I think we should add RAPE! to the list.
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“Everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen.”
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Seems wrong to say that with a clown mask on. Do you have a Vader rape mask?
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The Vader mask garners too much attention from fanboiz. “Give it to her, Darth!”
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In accordance with the prophecy.
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Reminds me of the Mr. Plinkett Star Wars prequel reviews: http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace/
As they point out (though not as explicit as I say here), the prequels never tells us what this all-central prophesy is, and, therefore, it’s an example of a failed Chekov’s gun. What’s more, this prophesy was never mentioned in the original trilogy, so the idea that Vader is somehow a “Space Jesus” or “space Anti-Christ” is really forced in there and never explained again. And yet they explain away the “Force” as merely a symbiotic relationships to midichlorians.
Not a Star Wars guy, but their criticism is very weighty.
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“I want to have your baby?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“please can I have your baby?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“a baby with you would be so smart?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
“please god let me have your baby?”
“No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
I like the line of
I’m not paying child support
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The first reader who uses this line successfully AND impregnates the girl will be featured in his very own CH post. Happy cunting.”””””””””””
hahahahahaha
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Gold Jerry! Gold!
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+1 for the reference
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“Where are all the good men?”
“Trying to not get you pregnant”
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“Where are all the good men?”
—
RAPEing!
Not with you.
With your mom.
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Her: So you have a bunch of girlfriends and you work as a rocket scientist!? Hows that going?
You: Its complicated
Her: EEEEE..YOU JUST DROVE OVER MY TODDLER!!! AAAAH!!
You: What’s it to you?
Her: Welcome to XYZ company Mr. Smith. Im sure you will finding working here a real pleasure.
You: Says you.
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Of course “RAPE” is a good one, but, as discussed, “wear a thong” is also one. As is “watch some porn.”
Girl: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
You: Watch some porn.
Her: Jigga wha?
You: Watch some porn.
Her: What do you mean? why? that’s gross!
You: chicks in porn never act like you.
her: But I have problems!
You: not a turn on.
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I used “lame” recently (as a variant of “gay”), and got back an “I know”
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One of my favorites stand-ins for “lame” or “gay” is “That’s boring.” It’s a charmer.
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Does the word really matter, if the goal is simply to be brief, aloof, slightly confusing, and display outcome independence?
Her: I can’t believe you just said that!
You: gogsprocket
Her: I feel so betrayed!
You: bandersnatch
Her: You stole my spaceship!
You: shiny
[CH: Charm requires a semblance of sanity.]
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You should say “frumious bandersnatch”; otherwise it’s just weird.
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I don’t know. If I met a girl with a frumious bandersnatch, I’d want her to go through a course of penicillin before it went any further.
Even then I’d glove up.
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It’s a perfectly cromulent word on it’s own.
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#3 is not crazy- it just reveals “Firefly” fandom. Which might only work on geek chicks at a sci-fi convention. (but if you’re there, you have bigger problems.)
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My go to text reply when I either can’t think of anything, or just want to end the chat:
“Spank your ass”
Replies range from : “he he” to “Love that” to “waiting for it” depending on the girl.
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my goto line for years with the wife if she does something wrong I tell her to spank herself if I do something wrong I tell her to spank herself he he he
if she is a good girl same lolzzzzzzzzzzz
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drop this randomly:
“you’re everything I never thought I wanted in a girl.”
and then silence. ignore her texts. ignore. ignore. ignore. hold the line.
let her hamster spin and spin and spin.
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Excellent. ‘IX: Connect with her emotions,’ deep conversion. So much the better if one is congruent with that feeling. The red pill makes that a breeze.
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Great line. But I know I’d take it too serious … If someone said that to me I’d probably end up having sex with him. I suspect this is a very powerful line which can actually lead to pregnancy.
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That’s the biological point of all this.
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One of the best posts ever. So many gems, beyond just the microalphatudes.
“societal canker sore”
“SNEAKYFUCKERALPHA”
“where unicorns go to die and penises to live.”
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and there’s an achievement unlock at the end lol
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2300381/Vigilantes-seize-town-Mexico-shoot-tourists-commander-killed.html?ICO=most_read_module
dam 1500 people in mexico take over town really
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That’s a killer hamsterization line. I’m adding it into my repertoire of aloof alpha game.
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the comeback line is ” are you bitchy or are you just trying to impress me ”
another reall really good one is
” It is what is it”
women hate that one.
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CH, you forget a shout-out:
“right”
“sure”
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I don’t know who it is that you’re trying to impress but if its me, its working
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So, I’m back, and I have a huge FR I want to post, but here’s long story short: if anyone wants to learn about alphas/naturals/game…hang out with a group compromised mostly of them for like a week. It really changes you. It’s like tribal living.
Banged the hottest girl I’ve ever banged — like an 8-8.5, 5’9 (also tallest I guess lol). And, I’ll post more in-depth later, but…it’s a different feeling unlike anything else I’ve ever felt. Everything CH posts about female beauty is right. Like, before the bang I acted in a not-give-a-fuck way for several reasons, but once I got her, I collapsed into a heap of total beta behavior. I couldn’t help it. It was a new onslaught of emotions. Pure infatuation. Even now I’ll still kind of obsessed. I really feel like I just started living life in this last week. That’s how much of an effect beauty has on me. I never want to bang a non-hot girl ever again. Ever.
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saying and doing nothing is better then acting beta. when i sense a pang of beta coming on i hit the track or the weights hard. you will wake up sore and she won’t matter more then the soreness you feel. then watch Rocky, fight club, Shawshank Redemption, and unforgiven.
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Yeah probably, but I’m not exactly used to being with legitimately hot women. I’m just grateful for the experience.
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she shits and bleeeds like them all… there will be others. or if you want get her again if you stay in the beta frame it will be worse.
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Ha, yeah I’m sure it’ll get easier with experience.
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Be careful
beauty in women is like a siren song, it will make you crash your ship
and then it is hard as hell to move on
I would know
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beta can be OK as long as she knows its no fear of loss and because you actually like her. This is how you deep convert.
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ya might not be able to lol
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if you want to get in the right frame with the chick have her feed you at the table
he he he
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Scray. Congrats, looking forward to your FR man.
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Then get ahold of yourself. Before you dream of committing, go out and bang another one. Keep doing it until you see something wrong with her.
“Best so far” being thought of as “best” kills many a budding alpha in the cradle. I’ve been through this with more than one of my friends I’m helping. Don’t get stuck on the first one. Shag at least five more before you consider it more than a one nighter.
If you are one of those guys who can’t allow himself to actually shag five more, then get at least that many to bed without shagging them or at the point you know you could hit it, turn them down.
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It’s complicated.
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Awesome! Congrats dude! Can’t wait to read the FR! 🙂
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@Scray….as someone who reads your weekly updates, it really warmed my heart to read this….Awesome sauce bro.
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every now and then ill use a quote from the movie “airplane”.
ever been in a cockpit of an airplane
do you like movies with gladiators
ever been to a Turkish prison
don’t have the fish
do you speak jive
i have a drinking problem
i picked the wrong day to stop drinking smoking crank chew etc
don’t call me surely
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OT
BMI by country and gender:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2301172/Fattest-countries-world-revealed-Extraordinary-graphic-charts-average-body-mass-index-men-women-country-surprising-results.html
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Off-topic, but totally relevant:
“A 2010 biography of Warren Beatty claims that he has been to bed with 12,775 women.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2300988/Warren-Beatty-took-porn-film-frst-date-Bond-girl-Britt-Ekland-bombshell-seduction-Piers-Morgan.html
Fuck, if I had that kinda notch count, I’d need a whole truckload of belts!
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Or my favorite – RoboCop game
“I’d buy that for a dollar.”
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I feel like that could be a good reply in the case of a shit test / flake by a girl who makes up a BS excuse. Thoughts fellahs?
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First the leftoids preached equality. Then they preached redistribution. Then they preached silence of their enemies. And they became hate.
Got to spread this one. It’s on level with the old “first they came for the Communists…”
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Karen, the most notable anti-feminist on youtube, has made a video about donglegate.
At the end of it, she requests comments from the PUA community about what an appropriate response would have been to… well, if you got 20 minutes, you can watch the video yourself.
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i just can’t get past the haircut. she might not be a feminist, but she looks too much like one.
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I don’t get it. It’s not like I’m suggestion you to have sex with her.
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Dk how well this might play today, but there’s always Sean Connery’s universal go-to in most of the Bond movies:
“Of course you are, dear.”
[delivered in the total opposite of the ‘Droopy Dog’ way it may read; may not be That easily understood in txt]
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@Heartiste
If I recall, you wrote in reply to a comment a while back that lines like “It’s complicated” might not have the desired effect on women who were a little bit older (perhaps from mid 20s onwards). Could you provide some perspectives appropriate for the mid-20s-30s demographic? Would it also be able to do a post in general on relating to women in this demographic?
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Try “no comment.”
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+1. “No comment” is a more mysterious version of saying “you’re so frickin’ lame”, yet has plausible deniability
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Yes. Terse & open to interpretation.
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‘irrelevant’ and ‘cut the shit’ were 2 effective responses to certain things when administered correctly
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Right! These lines would not get the desired effect with a girl in that age group, i don’t think.
imagine a girl had buttons on her head and you could push them to get certain effect: button 1 = spread legs, button 2 = shut up, button 3 = become as annoying as possible. The “I dont want to get you pregnant” line is pressing button 3 for a chick around or past 30.
It would be like this:
30 year old woman: “Reschedule for next week?”
Man: “No, I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
30 yr old woman: “wait, like you don’t want to get me pregnant now? or you are never interested in children ever?”
man: It’s complicated
30 yr old woman: “Ohhh, but look at you. You have so much good in you. For what it’s worth, I think you would make a great father.”
man: “you done?”
30 yr old woman: “well, what if you did get me pregnant? would you make me get an abortion or would you, you know, do the right thing?”
man: scratches head and tries to think of how to press button 1 or button 2.
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Moot point. I doubt the kind of guys who read this stuff (for pointers) are trying to put in THAT much effort to game 30+ year olds.
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Gaming a 30 year old woman is like hunting an old moose: easier to catch up with them, but gamey, used-up, tough meat, and, if you corner them wrong, they fight a hell of a lot nastier than the young ones.
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shut up shut up shut up!
The “button 2” would be broken as men pounded it into your head repeatedly. Would also cause brain damage, but no one would notice.
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Why do you now have a pic of your ass with sweat pants on? Why would any of us want to look at that?
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Just STFU and Fuck off. If anyone wants the female opinion they can turn on Oprah or Ellen. Women understand as much about how “game” REALLY effects them…… as a donkey knows about playing a flute.
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The hamster just stands there in the wheel, and the magic words instantly accelerate the wheel backwards so hard that it is pinned by the centrifugal force for a few minutes.
I have too much of a temptation toward repartee. Speak a multiple entendre then simply continue.
“Why are you being mean to me?” “I can do below average if you prefer”
Q. “(any)” A: “It’s complex”, Q. “complex?” A. “yes, both real and imaginary”.
“You don’t pay attention”. “Bill me”.
“I want to go out tonight” “door. knob. turn. push.”.
Meanwhile, nominee for the next BoTM:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/magazine/the-professor-the-bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-trouble.html?_r=0
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Me: “May I have one of your French fries?”
You: “No. I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
Me: “I’ve been surgically sterilized for two years.” *plate-rapes you*
Game, set, match.
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or you could say: “actually, i’m a post-op male-to-female transexual! i’ll have some of your fries now!”
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“May I have one of your french frys”
“no”
“why not”
“get a job you damn lazy whore at least your mom knows when to shut the fuck up”
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Rapscallion’s spawn: “May I have one of your French fries?”
Me: “No. I don’t want to get you pregnant.”
Rapscallion’s spawn: “I’ve been surgically sterilized for two years.”
Me: “That’s what the mother of my five year old said when we met. “
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Me: “I’ve been surgically sterilized for two years.”
(reaches over for fries to plate-rape)
(other guy puts on the mask)
Him:” CLOWN RAPE!”
QED.
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OT, but I just had to share this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/white-men-have-much-to-discuss-about-mass-shootings/2013/03/29/7b001d02-97f3-11e2-814b-063623d80a60_story.html
“White men have much to discuss about mass shootings
Imagine if African American men and boys were committing mass shootings month after month, year after year. Articles and interviews would flood the media, and we’d have political debates demanding that African Americans be “held accountable.” Then, if an atrocity such as the Newtown, Conn., shootings took place and African American male leaders held a news conference to offer solutions, their credibility would be questionable. The public would tell these leaders that they need to focus on problems in their own culture and communities.”
LOLOLOLOL
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Blacks kill far FAR more people than whites do.
Hundreds of times more people die at the hand of balck people than in mass shootings at the hands of white people.
I don’t remember the exact number but mass shooting are less than one percent of all shootings.
But mass shooting are more “spectacular” they sell more newspaper. so people do not care about where and whom is more dangerous.
and more importantly it gives a reason for the media to blame whitey
If blacks were into mass shooting the media would blame it on white racism.
it is always whitey’s fault
right Thwack?
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how many “mass” shootings in last 25 years still less death than at waco
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http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/07/mass-shootings-map
Since 1982, there have been at least 62 mass shootings* across the country,
Forty four of the killers were white males.
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guess not even those all white males he he he
but yea so 30 years 62 mass shootings
2 a year in a country of almost 300 million people
so yea its all media bullshit
stop watching tv and thinking things are epedemic when they are not
if you look at rape and murder statistics on the other hand for african americans yea that is an epedemic
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Waco? You mean the one where the Feds (under Clinton and Reno) were shown to be trigger happy and attacked a peaceful compound, who defended themselves?
C’mon, you can do better.
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talkin bout the deaths at Waco being around the number of people in all the mass murders that are the reason to get rid of guns or some such thing
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Canadian Friend
Blacks kill far FAR more people than whites do.
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Look man, ya’ll gonna hafta stop with all this white/black stuff because the races are evolving all the time; in the future your shorthand is gonna be null and void for predicting any behavior. For example, check out the white chocolate in lane 7
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Here’s another example, TWO brothahs, Cullen Jones and Anthony Ervin qualified to compete in the 50m freestyle event in London, and Ervin ALMOST won in the final! Once KFC starts sponsoring black swimmers, its all over for whitey.
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lmao. Look at the nig ger: he thinks outliers and exceptions to the rule disprove the rule! lol
Boy, remember this: just because I like Clarence Thomas doesn’t mean suddenly I’m “wrong” about your people. He happens to be an outlier—oh, hell, you’re too stupid and feminine-minded to understand statistics and math.
Back to the malt liquor, boy!
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Hey. Enough.
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lmao @ warpig. She’s found Jesus now. Apparently he tells her to be a bossy cunt still, just in fewer words. 🙂
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Still quite happy with my ancestral belief system. Just reminding you that hysterical rants are not alpha.
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whorefinder
lmao. Look at the nig ger: he thinks outliers and exceptions to the rule disprove the rule! lol
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The choice is yours boyfinder, would you rather have your ass kicked by the exception? or the rule?
Take your pick pink face.
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would you rather have your ass kicked by the exception? or the rule?
—lol. Jive talk. But I’m sure this subhuman thinks it’s an actual argumet. lol.
Take your pick pink face.
—Jealous little ugly gorilla.
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And now, will you please rise for Whorefinder’s National Anthem:
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Thwack, why do you still try to talk to this person as if they were not a blind follower of some Blavatsky inspired mythology complete with literal belief in Atlantean sea people with origins in space who built the pyramids?
It is quite clear that our little wannabe devil is the victim of delusions that are regularly reinforced by something he is not smart enough to come up with by himself.
There is no way to convince him that his worldview is wrong, so the best you can do with him is just remind him that this kind of crazy an butt hurt should stay in the pocket when he’s trying to seduce women who might see the paradox in a self and Earth destructive “master race”.
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Nicole
There is no way to convince him that his worldview is wrong,
————————————————————————Nicole, Im not trying to convince cornflacid of anything.
Some guys just need beatdowns in order to act right; it’s a guy thing, you wouldn’t understand.
Sure, his racism is weak and cartoonish… but that’s all we got to work with. Its so hard to find a suitable opponent these days, everybody is duckin me.
Maybe I’ll retire.
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@nicole: “It is quite clear that our little wannabe devil is the victim of delusions”
Whorefinder is clearly an idiot: there’s a middle ground between being a mindless PC-addled white liberal, on the one hand, and being Simon Legree on the other. I consider myself a race realist and a hard- line right- winger, but I would never insult random people either online or in real life without prior provocation, and I pride myself in the fact that my interactions with well- meaning strangers of any extraction will always be civilized and courteous, as they should be.
I notice that you refer to Whorefinder as “our little wannabe devil”. The word “devil” to refer to white people is a peculiarity of the Nation of Islam and its crew of lunatics, inspired by their insane theory that white people were invented by an evil black scientist in a laboratory. I hope that you aren’t falling into the trap that Whorefinder has set for you, which is intended to make you believe that every white person secretly shares his opinions and spends vast amounts of time obsessively hating black people. The truth is that most people in the world of whatever colour just want more than anything to be left the fuck alone to live their own lives as they see fit and not have to put up with anyone else’s bullshit, and since the world is a big place with space enough for everyone this is actually a pretty reasonable expectation; most white people in the US don’t actually think very much about blacks at all unless they have to, anymore than most blacks in Africa or other black- majority places think very much about whites unless they have to. Because of all the fraught history between the two main races in America it’s probably for the best that they generally try to steer clear of each other, but that being the case they should still try to aim for a kind of mutual respect, even if it is tempered by the kind of realism borne out of experience. That’s just the perspective of one white man, however, so you can take it for what it is worth.
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lol. Aw, isn’t that cute: two subhumans got their token SWPL bitch to tell them everything’s ok, Bend over and take your beating, SWPL-tard!
Also, gotta live thwackies’ jive talk about how “everyone’s duckin’ him.” When a Stepin Fetchin says that, you know you’ve beat him. It’s the most hilarious form of ghetto face-savin’ attempts. Right up there when they start claiming the only thing holding black people down is the Klan or white supremacy or the Man.
[shakes head in parody]
lol.
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“lol. Aw, isn’t that cute: two subhumans got their token SWPL bitch to tell them everything’s ok, Bend over and take your beating, SWPL-tard!”
I’m a white man who is proud of himself and his heritage, not a SWPL; but at the same time I’m not an asshole, either — and still less am I anybody’s bitch, least of all yours. You know, Whorefinder, sometimes I wonder if you don’t bear the same relationship to white race realists as the Westboro Church (led by a Democrat who in the past won an NAACP award) has to decent God- fearing fundamentalist Christians — i.e. I wonder if you aren’t actually an plant intended to sow dissension and in that way discredit the rest of us.
One can be white and prefer to live in a majority- (or even exclusively-) white community without at the same time feeling it necessary to hate or despise good black people who equally (and just as naturally) prefer to live among other black people; and for those who live in areas where the races are mixed and will always be, such as the major towns and cities, it is not unreasonable to suggest that white and black people try to treat each other with mutual respect — after all, what are the alternatives? Do you want all the white and black people to move away to rural areas where they can be amongst their own kind? Or do you want them to stay in the city and begin a race war? If not either of those, what is it exactly that you do want? Come on, genius, tell us how you’re going to solve the race question that has plagued America for the past three hundred years. Or are you just going to resort to more pathetic name- calling?
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@Nial of the Nine Nimrods:
lol. Keep sucking up, boy, and maybe, just maybe, your black masters will give you a pat on your nice non-woolly (damnit!) head of yours. Give that man’s anti-racist card a stamp!
I’m a white man who is proud of himself and his heritage, not a SWPL
—And yet you suck up to darkies so well…
but at the same time I’m not an asshole, either
—no wonder you don’t get laid.
and still less am I anybody’s bitch
—your sucking up to the negroes says otherwise.
I wonder if you aren’t actually an plant intended to sow dissension and in that way discredit the rest of us.
—When you’re sucking up to thwackies and warpig, you’ve lost your race realist card. You remind me of the guy at NPR who claimed he was a republican.
without at the same time feeling it necessary to hate or despise good black people who equally (and just as naturally) prefer to live among other black people;
—lol. Yes, noticing patterns and blaming the people responsible is bad.
it is not unreasonable to suggest that white and black people try to treat each other with mutual respect
— it is unreasonable, fag, because blacks are not civilized, and in capable of human respect. You make the mistake of treating animals as humans.
Come on, genius, tell us how you’re going to solve the race question that has plagued America for the past three hundred years.
—-Jim Crow worked wonderfully till fags like you started claiming it violated their “rights.” Also, deprovera shots in the ghetto—free with every welfare check.
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Niall: I see you used the word “colour”. Unless you’re South African, and even if you are, you can, quite simply, stow the gab, thank you very much, because you don’t understand what’s going on here, even though you might think you do. A very SWPL trait, I might add.
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@Thwack, I probably don’t understand. I’m just convinced that he needs to get into a vagina that isn’t vomiting on a corner, to update his perspective. If I’m talking to him at all, the objective is just to steer him in that direction.
@Niall, “white devil” has been Jim Carrey-ed already, it’s so well known. I’m definitely not Nation of Islam or any other kind of Muslim. I am Vodounsi, so I get what you’re saying about people just wanting to be left alone. We come from many ethnicities, yet are generally at the same time ethnic realists by virtue of worshiping Nature and not in the candy coated neo Pagan way. We’re kinda old school but with the latest science.
I actually respect the legit “devils”. At least they’re honest, and for the most part don’t need people of other ethnicities to be subhuman or subservient. I respect the Varg types.
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Nicole
@Thwack, I probably don’t understand. I’m just convinced that he needs to get into a vagina that isn’t vomiting on a corner,
—————————————————————— Indeed, you are correct about that. I also wonder if the reason he hates black females is because he can’t get a black girlfriend. “Splitting the dark oak” is often like a merit badge some white guys need to get in order to be seen as a “sexual eagle scout”. I guess I would hate white girls if they wouldn’t have sex with me. Growing up, it took me a while to realize when a white girl was offering me the “easy layup”. You guys call it “aloof” but I was just ignorant. My “game of no game” was the equivalent of Jackie Chan’s drunken boxing or Bruce Lee’s famous “style of no style” code… BTW, this behavior is what the word “gay” originally meant. Its been replaced by the word “aloof”.
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I also wonder if the reason he hates black females is because he can’t get a black girlfriend. “Splitting the dark oak” is often like a merit badge some white guys need to get in order to be seen as a “sexual eagle scout”.
I have never, ever heard of that. Most white guys consider most black women unfuckable due to their obesity, attitude, and high single momhood rates. Also, they usually smell funny, and then there’s the STD problem. If we talk about having sex with nonwhite girls, it’s usually Asians or Latinas.
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Corvinus
I have never, ever heard of that. Most white guys consider most black women unfuckable due to their obesity, attitude, and high single momhood rates.
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Its a southern thing. those who have seen the movie “Monster Ball” saw an example of it. Especially if you are an older white male. A hot black girlfriend is a way older white men advertise their virility; “Im 60 years old and I can still do something many younger guys can’t; sexually satisfy a hot black girl. Is your dick hard enough to split some dark oak?
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niall
and for those who live in areas where the races are mixed and will always be, such as the major towns and cities”””””””””””””””””””
it was planned that way and yes blacks are moved to rural areas as well by the us government polcies
so its not just some natural occurance that oh look this town doesn’t have enough blacks they can’t get government money till they meet the quota of blacks living there
not a free country at all
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Corvinus, there’s a lot that you don’t know about this issue. The rabbit hole leading to the current matrix is very deep indeed.
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Thwack, I don’t think he is attracted to African women at all, just that he puts European women on a pedestal. It is a cracked pedestal, as he is forced here to admit that a great many of them are messed up and largely responsible for his current bad situation, but it is a pedestal nontheless.
I believe that it is only because of the insistence on realism here that he admits that anything is wrong with western culture at all. Were it not for his need for acceptance, he would likely claim that it is superior to all others since he believes his “race” is superior to all others.
He’s just a confused slave wondering why his master still beats him even though he’s been a good boy. Try to explain to him the nature of the beast he serves and expects to get mercy from despite its inherent pitilessness, and he cups his hands over his ears claiming that you don’t get it because you’re subhuman.
Read _Invisible Man_. He doesn’t hate us because he thinks we’re inferior. He hates those of us who are able to adapt and therefore prove that we are not. Those of us who don’t beg for mercy and instead demand and therefore earn respect on penalty of those who disrespect us being taught it manually are “talking jive”.
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Women kill far more people than ANYBODY does. 50 MILLION ABORTIONS in the US alone – and that’s just since 1973 – because it’s “inconvenient” for her to be pregnant ……… even though she has 11 forms of birth control (vs 2 for men) including keeping her legs closed.
I BILLION worldwide. Never mind a school shooting, not even the Holocaust was a fraction of that kind of horror. Are they gonna blame the white man for that too?? A women has the right to NOT allow herself to get pregnant when she didn’t want to be, so it’s all HER fault.
She wants 100% CHOICE?
Then she must accept 100% of the responsibility.
Kill a pregnant woman and you are guilty of murder on TWO counts.
Therefore its murder, and nobody kills more than women.
NOBODY.
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No god kills the most by spontaneous abortion. god is the king of abortionists.
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“I don’t want you to get pregnant” uses the same psychological principle as the Chewbacca Defense. Very effective.
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Re: “Gay”. Too many women have caught on to this to be effective. While I agree it’s better than placating anybody for flaking, maybe it’s because it has a slight twinge of butthurtedness?
How about Walken’s reply from “Batman Returns”? “Yawn.”
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1. Awesome name. <i.Caddyshack is always a great choice. “Hey, Wang… don’t let anyone know you’re Jewish.”
2. Walken had a great line in that I’ve remembered to this day: “I got badder fish to fry.’ [said while fixing his bowtie and striding away confidently]. A clear, brand-new metaphor that is awesome (Orwell would have been proud); Winner: Most-Bad Ass way to fiddle with a bow tie; and pure alpha stride out.
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We’re number 2! We’re number 2! (coming for you, Kuwait. Or should I say… Kuwaist!) dailymail.co.uk/health/article… 55 minutes ago
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can’t be true Kuwait just took the hit so us wouldn’t be number one as a favor
look at the pic on article the dudes all thin chicks might be heavier but go to mall and thin too
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it finally happened she begged me not to fuck her anymore
god dam herculean effort to break this one
he he he
then like a good girl I reved her up and she let me do it again anyway
begged me to take the pain away from her pussy to her legs
I made her walk funny before but today was special
I massaged her legs and belly and shit she deserved it she was a trooper
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I really don’t want my own post, but 4 years ago I used that line on a girl that came into the bank I was working in.
Went a little like this towards the end of our business
“So do you always take care of your clients so well??”
“Only the nice ones”
“So do you think I’m nice?”
“Calm down, I’m not trying to get you pregnant.”
We’re now married and have two kids.
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Was bangin a 19 year old half-brazilian chick for a couple months up until mid january when jealousy got the best of her (I was bangin other girls and getting facebook attention from them, bla bla). We split, and I have had my mind on other matters and babes since.
She now texts me:
“talk soon, maybe?”
Obviously shes been seing new guy(s) who cant give her lotsacockas like yours sincerely.
I can think of some answers,
“A little less convo…”
“thats what mommys for”
or, well
“dont wanna get u pregnant”
But any other ideas that might set the best tone are happily accepted! The presumption that there will be any “talk” needs to be killed, needless to say.
Goal: I’d like to bang her again on a regular basis but do away with the nagging. Also, another girl is coming to visit from overseas (Poland to Sweden) for 5 days next week which prolly wont go unnoticed and WILL spice things up.
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Tell her she’s not supposed to talk with her mouth full. Then set up a meeting.
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Thought about something along those lines, but It wont go down well (hehe) because she is, or atleast has been really “””in love””” with me so I need to be smoother and yet not supplicate one bit
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Try “bring the movies”
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CH classic, but unfortunately its hard to make it sound right in swedish.
She sings in a choir, Might just not answer, visit their next performance and give her a bag of skittles.
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“bringa filmerna”?
Regardless, Skittles sounds like a great idea.
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for German girls: Kino?
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for German girls: Kino?
No, it’s “bring die Filme”. A Kino is a movie theater. Not to be confused with the other kind of kino.
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Gehen wir ins Kino fur kino! 🙂
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well just pick her up and fuck her if ya want
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She now texts me:
“talk soon, maybe?”
say something like ‘only if you come over wearing that nice pink lingerie/teddy/whatever’.
set the frame such that conversation = banging.
I’d like to bang her again on a regular basis but do away with the nagging.
depends on what exactly you mean by ‘nagging’. if you mean shit-testing, that basically comes with the territory when you’re dealing with young hot chicks. on the other hand, if she’s fishing out of serious insecurity, it’s okay to feed her a compliment occasionally, as long as it’s coming from a place of magnanimity rather than neediness. something along the lines of ‘you know, you’re fun to have around’.
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Brothers, while these alpha response ideas are always welcome and good to review, what often works best in real life is the correct stare of disdain and/or disgust.
In other words, one alpha icy stare iss worth a thousand alpha words. Words lead to arguments, but an icy stare just freezes her where she is, dismisses her 15-year old juvenile frame, and re-frames everything towards you, the King. A silent, icy stare sends an unmistakeable message. The King has been offended. The King is prepared to withdraw at any time and doesn’t care. You are fortunate to have the attention of the King, but it may be withdrawn at a moment’s notice.
This works wonders with my wife. Try it.
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^ Comment needs more love.
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yea was giving my chick the demon stare and some dude was trying to pick her up or talk to her and he caught some of it stopped mid sentence and shut the fuck up
but ahh yea that got her hotter if that was possible
I do like the I am capable of killing you look works pretty good
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I just discovered this site, a few others, and the entire attendant subculture for the first time today, and I’d like to say that this blog is brilliant.
One time the “gay” response backfired on me, because I stupidly used it on a bi chick I was plowing. She didn’t freak out, or anything, but gently reminded me that she is “half-gay” (a term at which I openly scoffed–this exchange was face-to-face). She lost interest shortly after.
Granted, this occurred before I had much game, when I was younger and more likely to put pussy on a pedestal, which probably had more to do with the termination of that arrangement than anything. That was, I think, the time I learned my lesson. Downside: missed out on some hot threeways. Upside: regularly get more action from even younger pussy.
Moral: add synonyms like “lame”, “weak”, etc. to your vocabulary.
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Yea, I agree with you there… too many SWPLified chicks around who are constantly gassing on about gay marriage right now
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Seems like the ideal response to that would be “Show me.”
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Had I known then what I know now, I’d have said “Which half?” and then taken her in the ass.
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Let me repiece together the most salient parts of Jamaica —
So, we’re all going to a club there — heavily local, HUGE party. And soon, this local woman starts hanging on one of my friends. So, everyone else fans out and starts looking for girls to approach. While they’re off in the crowd, I’m just kind of hanging back with my friend and his girl. He’s digging it (Pleasure of Sex guy).
Suddenly, a Rihanna look-alike appears. She appears sort of turned off by Local5, who knows her, I guess they came together. Here’s where things get interesting. I observe Local5, and she just seems to be a straight gold-digger. Asking my friend to buy her drinks, blah blah blah. He’s doing it. I just -assume- the other one is the same way.
Rihanna8.5 just kind of stands there, chilling out by the bar. I go over and stand next to her, facing away from the crowd. For some reason, assuming that she was like…some sort of gold digger/hooker/object of sex for my amusement…just made me let go of all fucks to give. My attitude was ‘I’m not buying anything for anyone, I’m walking away the second it turns into that, but I’m gonna have fun.’ I can’t quite explain the feeling.
Me: So this is what you guys here call a good party?
Rihanna8.5: (Blinks, shrugs) Ya, I guess so.
Me: (turns, body still facing away) Well then you guys suck (smirk, eyebrow raise).
Rihanna8.5: I don’t usually come out, to be honest.
Me: Oh, because you hate fun?
Rihanna8.5: (slight laugh) No…No, I like fun, but…(indicates the crowd) it’s not usually that fun for me.
Me: I can tell that you’re not a good dancer, and that’s why you don’t like this party, eh?
Rihanna8.5: (tilts her head, silent; I hold eye contact, raise my eyebrow…remember when Mitt Romney gave Obama that look in the second debate, about Benghazi?
Like, at 15…but with a smirk…she laughs) No, I’m a good dancer.
Me: Prove it. (I LOVE saying this; I lead her to the dancefloor. She follows. I dance with her…she’s like 5 inches taller than me, but I just act like that’s fine. After about 5 minutes she just falls into it, dancing with me like I was any other guy, but then after awhile…when things start to get a little heavier, she abruptly goes back to the bar. I wait a few seconds, then kinda wander over)
You’re all right I guess.
Rihanna8.5: (looks away) Okay.
Me: Is something over there? (I stare over there exaggeratedly)
Rihanna8.5: (shakes her head a little) No…
Me: (Gets closer) If there’s a monster, I can go get him for you you know. But you have to come with me.
Rihanna8.5: (Looks over at me for a few seconds, rolls her eyes)
Me: Bitch don’t give me that look, you’re the one who’s seeing things!
Rihanna8.5: (She laughs)….oh, I don’t know…I just don’t want to be dancing with you.
Me: Yeah, I understand. What’s your name?
Rihanna8.5: Rihanna8.5, what’s yours?
Me: Scray. Let’s go talk, over there on the beach.
Rihanna8.5: (Takes one of those breaths, I just grab her hand and gesture with my head and lead her there…we sit in front of the water)
Me: I swear to Christ, if you’re like that other girl I’m going to be pissed off.
Rihanna8.5: What other girl?
Me: The one with my friend
Rihanna8.5: Oh…that’s my sister, she’s….
Me: Hmmm…what do you do? Gunfights, drug deals…
Rihanna8.5: No, but it’s embarrassing a little what I do.
Me: I’ll be the judge of that. Speak.
Rihanna8.5: I work at Burger King…right up the road.
Me: No shit, I work at McDonald’s….(smirk)
Rihanna8.5: (laughs) Oh really, mmmhmmm.
Me: What the FUCK is your problem? You’re already calling me a liar!
Rihanna8.5: (Laughing more) I don’t know. Maybe…
(I’m still holding her hand, and now I lean closer to talk, looking straight at her)
Me: You know…the water’s real nice.
Rihanna8.5: (doesn’t look away from me) Mmmmhm (kind of a knowing sound)
Me: … (just go for it, who cares, it’ll be good practice even if my assumptions turn out to be true) …do you want to kiss me?
Rihanna8.5: …mmm, I’m not sure…
Me: Let’s find out (stole that routine; kiss her, she’s into it…pushes back, and then she breaks it off. I open my eyes — I realize I’ve never kissed a girl this hot before, and I’m slowly starting to realize that my earlier assumptions aren’t accurate)
Rihanna8.5: (Sighing)…I just…I don’t do this, I don’t go out.
Me: Me neither, I’ve never even been with a girl. (Eye contact, make out again for a few minutes)
Rihanna8.5: (breaks it again) No, I’m serious. I’m not like that.
Me: (Raises an eyebrow) …I am.
Rihanna8.5: Mmmhm, I know
Me: Yeah, I lied to you earlier. Sorry about that…(more kissing; she breaks it off AGAIN…ugh, I always thought ASD wasn’t real, but maybe it is?!?!?!?! So, I downshift, and we just go back and hang out in the main party. I attempt comfort, but I have no idea how to do it…I’m just kinda C/Fing the entire time. Anyway, we all pile into our Van because we’re going to another party, and she sits on my lap…we’re making out on the way there, just in our own little world. Then, everyone gets out of the van to go to the party, we stay inside…she’s still on top of me…grinding)
You’re a sweet girl, I like that about you.
Rihanna8.5: (stares at me, cautious…maybe she can sense that what I just said right there is sort of bullshit, I just think she’s gorgeous and I’m just really into her and hoping to get into her. But I just hold eye contact, and I know I had to have had a dreamy smile on my face) I’m just never going to see you again.
Me: (I just do a little ‘peek-a-boo’ thing with my eyes) Here I am. (she laughs)
Rihanna8.5: I like the way you make me feel…
(I caress the side of her cheek, then wink…and then we’re off to the races. Have sex in the Van. Good, good times. Afterwards, she CLINGS to me, we’re breathing heavily — I for sure am)
So ya, we cuddle for awhile, then my friends get back we drop her off and go on our way.
However, this was only day 2 of the trip. Watch how I fucked this up…
Almost from the first make out, like…my emotions started really screwing me over. I’m surprised I was able to power through with any sort of alpha facade or ‘game’ until we had sex to be honest, because I know I had to be giving her goo goo eyes by the end of it.
I got her number, and she texted me the same night
‘I had a really good time with you, you’re so different than your friends’
Ya, so that’s when I decided I was in love *facepalms*
The next day I texted her several times. She responded to all of them. Just asking when we could meet up again. Casual.
Then, the next day, I called her, telling her how much I missed her. She says ‘I miss you A LOT.’ I follow that up with several texts…to very…. embarrassingly supplicating effect. We’re talking ‘I really connect with you’ to ‘you’re such a sweet girl’ to….blegh. I couldn’t help it.
Next day, arrange a meet. She STANDS ME UP. She claims a family member got into an auto wreck and needed stitches. Next day, finally…we meet up again. I just suggest we cuddle and watch a movie or something, and she’s fine with it.
So, naturally, one thing leads to another, but this time, when she pulls away from the makeout….do you know what I do? Promise her the world. I’ll give you money, I’ll take you to America, I’ll make you a princess, blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like…I don’t know what came over me (I mean, I walked over and opened my wallet for fuck’s sake). Well, I do. Beauty’s a helluva drug, and now that I know what it’s like to be with a hot woman? Sheeeeit.
She’s not interested in any of it. She’s insulted by the monetary offer. She ‘can’t trust’ me. She doesn’t want to have sex. And eventually, she goes home, because she’s getting tired.
So……yeah. Probably never going to see or hear from her again. And it hurts, but uh…gonna try to learn from the experience. At the very least, the story in the group was ‘Scray and Friend, a tale of two jamaican girls — a feminine, hot Rihanna look-like, and a disgusting, filthy whore.’ To which Friend is always ‘you’re damned right, yip yip!’
I’m honestly grateful for this experience. I’ve never felt this way before. I know why I feel this way — she’s very attractive. I really just want only hot girls from here on out. Eventually I’ll control this intense beta behavior, I’m sure.
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I saw several other girls to cold approach during my time there, but I dunno, I really had a lack of motivation. None of them were as hot as my girl. Like, I remember looking at these two girls and getting ready and then just kinda hanging back, overcome by this ‘I miss my girl’ feeling.
In Miami, a little 6.5 actually opened me (granted, she was there with another guy and up on him in there booth, but eh….she was up to something) by silently saying she had her eye on me…I was just fucking around on the dancefloor. I just nodded.
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Other notes: I’d say out of the 5 other people I went with, 4 are to some degree naturals. The only other one (Besides ‘Friend’ and his whore) to get laid was Muscles. As you can guess, he’s just a Muscular, good-looking guy. But I noticed….he cold approaches. Now, he does it when he’s drunk, but that’s what I noticed that they all do. And they all use classic tactics.
The other Natural cold approaches by building social proof, then including sets in the conversation. Like, he’ll start a loud conversation with guys across the bar and keep the girls at the bar out. Then, eventually, he will GET AN OPINION out of the girls. When I watched this in action I was like…woooooooooooooooow. It’s all true. He did this repeatedly over the course of the weekend, and eventually, when we were coming back…he finally got a cute girl’s number.
Several times I saw Muscles come over to me with a frown…’what’s wrong’ ‘nothin…just strikin’ out man.’ Rejection is part of the game, no matter who you are.
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TL;DR
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Uh, yea, you shouldn’t get one-itis… but if you’re a newb, you will. Good story anyway
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Yeah, I logically know I shouldn’t. Just an entirely new set of emotions.
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Actually, to be honest..I feel like I screwed up with her on the first night too. I feel like I should have built more comfort, but my thinking at the time was ‘well if I don’t have any non-beta comfort builders, it’s safer to just stick with attraction’
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Here’s a positive. You learned the hard way about what not to do (and also to do) when it comes attractive girls. Your mistakes stand out and probably due to the awareness you got from this blog.
You’ll remember this lesson and all you lost was a couple nights with a girl. My best friend right now is in a relationship with his gf and has become beta over the course of 2 years and thousands of dollars he spent doing relationship shit; and he probably still won’t learn and realize where he tucked up. You gain more than him and you didn’t have to invest as much. Good for you, you’ll get further next time and then Fuck it up at a different point but no worries. Rinse, wash your junk, and repeat.
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Yeah, thanks man!
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Awesome. 😀 getting ready to head out for the night but I’ll come back to do a breakdown of this.
You did good, focus on the win. Learn your lessons from the losses, then toss them aside and don’t dwell on them. You will lose a thousand amazing girls in your lifetime. Each one will have that bittersweet little tinge of “I’m grateful for the time we had, but it’s too bad it had to end”. It’s a job hazard of the lifestyle.
The good news is that you’ve done it before and you can do it again. And the more you do it, the less it hurts to lose them because you realize that as amazing as they were, there are a lot of other amazing girls out there too, and you’re building the skillset to meet and seduce them and bring them into your life (and eventually learn how to keep them there). 🙂
You ran solid game up to where you self-destructed lol but the first punch Mike Tyson ever threw probably knocked a dude out but was a sloppy-ass haymaker. Over time you’ll refine your skills and you’ll be able to handle these scenarios and you’ll have awesome little vacation-long romances and girls who travel to see you or want you to let them know when you’re in town again etc etc. it’ll feel like a fantasy adventure for both of you.
Learning game is about excelling at once comfort zone, which thrusts you into the next stage that’s outside your comfort zone. You’ll fuck that up a bunch until it becomes your comfort zone and you excel at it, which will thrust you into the next stage that’s outside your comfort zone. This is simply the process, and it always kind of feels like chasing a shooting star and just barely grabbing its tail for a few moments longer than last time, before it slips out of your hands and you watch it go, revved up to try again with the next one.
Congrats and I’m proud of you, but the reality is you earned that girl and that adventure because you stepped up and took control of your life. You put in the time/effort to start learning game, you risked the risks, endured the embarrassment, overcame your own ego to fix yourself, and you deserved that adventure. You should be proud of yourself for not giving up and being dedicated and motivated enough to change your life…you’ll find very few people around you, men or women, are willing to look at what “destiny” says they should be happy with, and go “no, that’s not good enough for me.” and start taking what they deserve in life.
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. It only gets better from here. 🙂
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“Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. It only gets better from here.”
Great story Scray. I couldn’t have put it better than Yareally’s statement above. Despite all the doubts one has and despite all what appear logically contradictory in the game; when it brings you your first success it opens your eyes and wipes away all the earlier doubts.
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(I caress the side of her cheek, then wink…and then we’re off to the races. Have sex in the Van. Good, good times. Afterwards, she CLINGS to me, we’re breathing heavily — I for sure am)
So ya, we cuddle for awhile, then my friends get back we drop her off and go on our way.
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if you were enjoying her that much should of kept fucking the shit out of her
ch maxims or whatnot
why did ya drop her off?
were you sharing a room at hotel or something why not bring her back there?
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We were sharing rooms at the hotel, and yeah, in hindsight, I guess I should have kept trying to spend more time with her that night….but, y’know…next time I guess!
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yea got to plan ahead on the kickout game or be like me back in day and not care
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Question for the crowd:
A friend (really) just discovered that his annoying but excessively hot girlfriend is cheating on him. I’ve said for a while that she has “round heels” (falls on her back easily when given attention – she’s big ego, low self-esteem). They’ve been in a 3-year relationship. She doesn’t know he knows. He has plenty of options, so a hard next is a no-brainer, but as a social experiment we’re trying to decide what the most brutal drop would be, with the constraint that it has to be almost no effort on his part. It’s come down to:
a) a call of the form:
him: don’t ever speak to me again.
her: What did I do?
him: You know what you did. *click*
b) drop all contact and let her figure out that she’s been dumped.
He has the self-control and the next-babe-on-tap options to never contact her again. Opinons, suggestions?
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B is much more soul crushing. Go with B.
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Get another girl (with a sexy voice)l to call her, looking for you.
Some girls sound sexy even when they aren’t trying to be. You may need to script her. Done correctly, that hampster will be in orbit in less than 22 seconds.
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An additional bit of fun would be to send the dude she cheated with a photo, if he has any, of her with his cock in her mouth, and ask how he likes the taste of his cum.
I have a friend who confronted the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, and asked that.
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A good old fashioned beating
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Exactly. A lack of male authority can only be corrected with male authority.
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Male authority doesn’t come from beating (or violence)…. it comes from NOT beating.”I could …. but I won’t”. That’s authority. Ever see the GodFather PART II? Al Pacino hits Dianne Keaton so hard he practically comes off the floor. BUt later in the movie, she shows up at the door and wants to see her kids. He says nothing. Doesn’t blink. Stone face. Walks up to her and slowly closes the door in her face. Permanent. Internal. Damage. THATs male authority.
Bruises heal…. but abandonment issues are forever.
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Option B 100%. The fact that she didnt see it coming and doesn’t know why will drive her crazy. I read on an askreddit post a while ago where a guy broke up with his cheating gf that way and she lost her shit yet still wanted him two years later.
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Simply walk away. There’s no reason to torture or punish her…she already punished herself by losing access to his cock, she just hasn’t realized it yet.
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beat her at about half the power you would a dude
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Dismissive Alpha lines – A Review
gay
(icy stare – accompanied with disdainful/dismissive look)
it’s complicated
cuz I dont wanna get you pregnant
No, but you can buy ME a drink (when she smirks in reply, break into the basketball chant: OV-ER RA-TED, OV-ER RA-TED)
I don’t have to tell you EVERYTHING
I KNEW today was a bad day to give up drinking
Please remind me: Why am I wasting time with you when I could be working on my motorcycle?
Your hair is way too short – that’s gay, as in lesbian
What’s your middle name again: Cellulitis?
You’ve got the style of a Defensive Tackle
Lighten, UP, Francis
There’s a scale down at the fish market – let’s weigh you in
Wow, you’re getting a LOT of attention – from low-quality lapdogs – can’t you do better?
I’m a dermatologist – I can help you with those crow’s feet
And on and on and on….I swear, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel
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CH, you know when girls always want you to white knight for them and walk them to some place cause “it’s dark, not safe, …” just to get your attention and nothing else
They usually say: “What if someone wants to rape me in the street”?
My friend and I used to answer: “Buh, poor guy I don’t want to pay his shrink after that”
You could hear the hamsters ruminating
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LOL – the ‘I don’t want to get you pregnant’ line I used on a girl trying to mount me without a condom – after she said no way without a condom an hour earlier. the lulz.
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If you happen to have a flower in your hand, walk up to the hottest chick in the bar (or whatever venue you’re in), place it into her lapel, and quietly say, “You needed something to brighten up that face of yours.”
Hamster crack.
ALWAYS REMEMER. The most beautiful girl in the bar must ALWAYS be busted down to earth. First and foremost.
Exempli gratia:
Can you tell me where the pretty girls are? I can’t find any. (RIGHT to her face.) Look very disinterested.
Good looking women are always lazy. Tell me, are you lazy?
You look about 39. Are you dreading 40?
Just for starters….
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“Bring the movies” and “cause I don’t want to get you pregnant” both assume the sale. ie – they imply she’ll be fucking him.
Random words, stinging insults, nonsense responses, movie quotes, etc are missing that element and get you stuck in that mindset of “can’t wait to brag to my buddies about this cool thing I said! …sure it didn’t get me laid but, you know, it sounded cool!!”
Always unapologetically be moving the interaction toward sex.
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I’ve found that the word ‘woman,’ when said with the maximum of malicious intent, moistens the vag and disarms the frivolities of almost any young female who’s overstepping the boundaries I’ve set for her. And the more arbitrary my boundaries are, the more interested she will be, as it gives more opportunity to be controlling.
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they were filming some sort of video in the club I was at this weekend
so ya might see me dancing with my bitch
all the other people stopped what they doing and the chicks watching these dudes dance except my chick who was still all up on my nuts and didn’t give a fuck he he he
they put us in the background lol
got props from the dj all night
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That’s not what your mom said.
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Hey dudes. Kind of new to Game (23yo). English is not my native language so I’m prone to make a few grammar mistakes.
I was out on a date the other day, it went smooth so by the time we were leaving the bar I knew I wanted to kiss-close. I was thinking of doing the ol’ Mystery ‘Do you wanna kiss me?’ trick, but I decided to go for something else. I had a couple of breath mints on me. As we started to walk towards the city plaza I offered her a breath mint, saying ‘I insist’ with a smirk on my face. She took it, looking kind of confused-amused. After we started walking again, without looking at her, I said ‘Let me know when you finished it’ (it sounds better in my native language, you might want to rephrase it in English). Basically I wanted to let her know that I’ll be kissing her and that there’s a limited amount of time before I do that. As we reached the plaza, we stopped by a fountain and without saying anything I kissed her.
Is it worth anything? Does it have any strong/weak points?
Cheers.
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