A dumpling faced feminist-slash-slam poetess made a video about the horrible, terrible, no good culture of beauty that oppresses women and keeps them from realizing their dreams of being ugly rocket scientists that men love so much. Watch it here.
It has 1.7 million views and 17,000 likes. The platitude pushers will not want for addicts any time soon.
Did you know CH was once a slam poetry hero? Yes, it’s true. The spirit of syncopated sulky syllable slamming once moved yer ‘umble host to heights of grandiose on-stage spasming. Chicks loved it. Hipster doofuses wished they could capture a rhythmic beat of Heartiste magic, so that they may slay their own snapperdragons.
Good news! Recently unearthed from the underworld slam poetry archives is rare video footage of one of CH’s charmed apprentices performing a satire of the droopy-eyed feminist’s battle cry to wage war against mascara and the cruel judgment of looks-ism. To fully appreciate the (he)artistry, watch the above video before watching the following. (Give the video a few minutes to buffer.)
Not Pretty
by: ChateauH
Is there some type of Ugly American Sign Language (UASL) going on here? I watched with the sound off since I don’t give a fuck what she’s saying.
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yah man feel free to use it all anywhere lzozlzolzzoz i thk the matrix post would be funny in digital animation:
http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/i-can-show-you-the-way-neo-but-you-will-have-to-walk-it-zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo/
alos one cock rule would rock as a animated rap:
OMG both of you betado9uches above are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!
You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz
“I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”
OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh
THEY VIOLATE THE ONE COCK RULE THEY ARE OUT! OUT!
OUT!
O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl
OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?
sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl
and she made you think of another cock
fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?
let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!
throw a beat over this way.
yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo
now hit it!
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
then you blame the betas in school
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
even after menopause and no need for da ragz
telling young chickas to lust after vampires
as they build their fiat empires
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
theft in fiat inflation is hid
as they swing their bankrupting axe
i don’t care what last night u did,
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.
as they promote butthex across the land
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand
but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”
and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
teacxhing women to lust after the undead
as the neocons suck the western world dry
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
cry cry cry
cry cry cry
not for you or me
but for themselves
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
but he left her dry
so whe butthexed with the asshole
and now see her cry
and wonder why
and transofrm the entire univeristy
into a program to further the fiat lie
to transfer wealth and wage war and death
to about fifty million more
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
and not a whore
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
alreayd seen yer pink stink
bent ya over the sink
and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.
all together now!
lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo
AND THREE COCK RULE:
^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down
lozlzlzlzlozzllzlzlzlz
what do ya want?
a two cock rule rap?
or three cock rule?
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
i need a chick to cuckold me
i need a chick on me to pee
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i love being the greater fool
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
i keep mine in my pants,
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i treat my lady like a nice guy,
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
three cock rule, three cock rule,
while your cock doth touch her stool,
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
fund her with other cocks to dance.
lozlzlzlzl
or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl
lzozozozo
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OH. DEAR. GOD. 😐
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to marry a lady. I later realized they don’t exist anymore.
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LOLZOLZOLZOLOLZOZLOZLOLOLZOLZOZZOL
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On a more serious note – where the hell were the MEN – the FATHERS, which donated the sperm – who allowed this terrible darkness to take hold in their daughters’ hearts?!?
Where were these men when they allowed their little girls to watch thousands upon thousands of hours of televised Frankfurt School Nihilism from the likes of the Disney Channels, the Nickelodeon Channels, and the Corporation for Pubic Broadcasting?
Where were these men when their daughters were being filled with this darkness in the K-12 Gubmint Indoctrination Centers?
Where were these men as they stupidly cut the tuition, fees, room & board checks to fund this darkness at State U, or at the swanky private college [with the astronomical tuition], never once questioning what kind of darkness their daughters were being fed in their Chick Lit majors or their Mandingo Fever majors or their LGBT majors?
Are there really men out there who WANT their daughters to grow up with this darkness in their hearts?
Seriously – we in the Dark Enlightenment know that girls are IDIOTS.
Girls – like all women – will always do precisely as they’re told to do.
Which, in turn, means that it is IMPERATIVE that a father know exactly who it is who is doing the TELLING.
And if you cede the “telling” to the various representatives of Frankfurt School Nihilism, then be prepared to witness the subjugation, destruction, and extinction of Western Civilization [and the White Race], with only yourself to blame.
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I lost my virginity to dat bitch!
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Sex with a feminist … *shudder*
That’s like bestiality. Alright, maybe I’m taking it too far. I’d probably rather bang a dolphin than a feminist. But a female dolphin, cos I’m not gay.
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Sex with a feminist is bestiality. Jay FTW! All we need now is GBFM to chime in with sweet ass rhyme and my day is made. This blog never ceases to perk up an otherwise mediocre day.
Worth repeating: Sex with a feminist is bestiality.
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“Sex with a feminist is bestiality.”
But which beast?
Hyena?
Black Widow?
Cactus?
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cactus too funny
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Sex with a feminist who has BPD, THAT is bestiality. You’ll never find anything like it
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The video could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported
meh.
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So in the end she is saying she wants her daughter to be pretty,but if she is not then she will demand a bunch of other attributes the girl must develop,i.e.,creative et al. So when she eventually shoves the turkey baster in and squeezes–and should the wrong gender emerge,as the sperm of theTurkish cabdriver she fucked in the bathroom of da club and never will see again may not be conducive to female-creation,and she aborts it only to try again–and lets assume a female child results, the poor kid is going to have to deal with a lot of shit…a lot of shit,Jerry!!
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you should of copyrighted that comment cause I fuckin robbed you dude
he he he
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oh wait not totally I think she was saying that extra shit was in addition to her daughter being pretty
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for someone lecturing how pretty people are unhappy, she sounds pretty unhappy.
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Her angry scowl tells me all I need to know. No thanks, I won’t be clicking on her vid.
In other news, the questions from this sex column from the NYTimes is funny and sad at the same time. Lots of CH material available here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/17/booming/advice-from-expert-on-male-sexuality-part-2.html?pagewanted=2&_r=0&ref=health&pagewanted=all
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Jesus that’s some bad advice. I was imagining how CH would’ve responded. CH, can you please devote a post to answering those questions in a way that would actually help those people?
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Man, that’s some sad stuff in there.
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Lolztrollzface. You can either change yourself or change the world but if you’re a lesbian you should change yourself by shooting yourself.
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Absolute torture watching the first video in its entirety.
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Actually, she did a respectable job for a white girl. You may disagree with her subject matter, but her presentation was excellent. Stop hating. None of you can perform anywhere near her level.
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No she didn’t.
Yes we can.
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thwack I think people are responding more to the content of the poem than the delivery;still the delivery is garbage.. Slam poetry is not for everyone;from what I have seen most (all?) of it is trite junk,just yelling about how awful the white man is—the black man is confronted only tangentially by black “katies ” only for his romantic shortcomings–and doing that thing where they start out talking slow and then get faster and faster then climax,then stop and then start talking slow again. Its awful crap. You think cuz you black you are a natural “poet” hee hee hee.
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I agree that the delivery was absolutely terrible. It is what has become the fashionable norm for “slam poetry”, a phrase which is exactly one word too long. Regardless of the subject matter, this, like most slam, is simply bad poetry.
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I couldn’t watch more than 45 seconds of it!
I’d hate to see the audience.
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Started reading on the manosphere a couple of months ago, following about 10 blogs. Love what I’m reading, learning etc but for sheer entertainment value this is one of the best things I’ve seen for a long time, probably up there with the 4chan date with a feminist. Keep it coming
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I prefer “Gunga Din.”
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I say I prefer Kipling.
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I love you CH
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OT
Researchers have found that belief in a vengeful God is linked to negative psychological symptoms.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/14687/20130416/belief-vengeful-god-linked-psychological-symptoms-study.htm
Paging Greg Eliot and all other members of the paranoid Old Testament God squad… you’ve been figured out. Check your health insurance if it covers mental health counseling.
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1. Who defines ” negative ” and why is it negative?. And does evolution or the great big abyss of the universe give two shits to what you call ” negative ” ? If vengeful god is so bad for you, then why has vengeful god been so successfull?
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2. Most ” studies ” or ” expert opinions ” usually suffer to a greater or lesser degree a certain amount of conformation bias of the cathedral and our hegemonic overlord establishment. Paradoxically, for this one study one can find a million other studies which goes to support religiosity and its calming and positive effects on oneself and on a societal level.
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The study doesn’t condemn religiosity. It just notes the different types of brains that perceive different facets of God (all of which are present in the Bible).
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Jason, what you call vengeful is really shaming. In the Old Testament God used to shame bad behavior and call out to destroy those that engage in evil. No wonder why you liberals don’t like him. You rather have a pagan god who tells you to eat, drink, and be merry – not a God that disciplines you. After all, you never have to pay for consequences and never have to face reality with paganism or atheism. Let the good times roll. In the Liberal mindset, you can do bad, and as long as you don’t get caught, there is no one watching and there is no punishment. So for liberals the trick is to not get caught misbehaving and they’ll never be punished. That’s why people who don’t believe in God, or believe in only a loving god, commit more crime and/or unethical deeds. Unfortunately, sometimes God’s wrath is the only deterrent, and assuming people will do the right thing is naive. But most liberals are naïve, aren’t they? One case in point, who is behind letting illegal immigrants stay here even if they commit crime? Who is behind sanctuary cites? Bleeding-heart liberals who don’t believe in discerning right from wrong, good from bad, or shaming and punishing bad/evil behavior, is who.
There is no shaming exercised in our society. Shaming can solve so many issues, before they become a problem, even though shaming is painful for the recipient and that’s why liberals hate shaming. They don’t have a strong spine so they can’t handle an ounce of pain to prevent a whole life of agony. Shaming (and punishing) works to stop people from getting fat, using drugs, committing crimes, sleeping around, getting bad grades, etc. Once shaming disappeared from our society, our problems mounted. Hell, we don’t even shame criminals any longer, let alone single mothers for birthing out of wedlock and rising troubled kids. The liberal mindset is destroying our society. Face.
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Boy, you get one impression in that pea brain of yours and that’s all you can ever comprehend and run with.
Between my innumerable NT citations and talk of the true Christ, all you ever heard is OT “paranoia”, eh?
Your faith in today’s “researchers” and other usual-suspect shibboleth pop psychology and politics will rival OT fire-and-brimstone phobias for a spot on the shrink’s couch any day.
That is, if you can find a current “published” shrink who isn’t a bought-and-paid-for leftist shill and/or outright candidate for the looney bin him- or herself.
Now go play in traffic, kid… ya bother me.
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If I were more inclined, I would link to a previous comment in which you denigrated the so-called Mickey Mouse NT Christianity … in favor of a smiteful OT God.
Getting confused by your own lies, eh? Come back when you remember which side you’re on.
P.S. The Jews killed Christ. Discuss.
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Lies, you say… you disingenuous dweeb? Of course I denigrated and continue to denigrate the false kumbaya Mickey Mouse “Jesus Loves Everybody, carte blanche, and you should too!” tripe that passes for Christianity today by the ill-informed and soft-of-head.
You, being both, and yet a non-believer to boot (talk about three strikes!), can’t discern head nor tail of things because you attempt to speak of what you believe to be Christian morality without understanding either the OT or the “Do not think I came to abolish the Law, I came to fulfill it” Jesus of the NT.
It’s getting tiresome handing your head to you on this subject… stripes for the backs of fools, says Proverbs… were that I could administer them to your impudent back in the meat world instead of Cyberia.
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lol. Gotta love SWPL-fag logic: “Accepting reality means you’ll be darker. Take the blue pill like me, and live in blissful ignorance!”
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There’s also a study which shows that people who do NOT believe in hell commit more crimes. So which is it?
http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0039048
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Most retarded sport ever. I bet that +80% of those playing are Democratic voters. This is just too retarded for even mildly conservative people ever consider playing
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The fuck did I just watch?!
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That was awesome, still loling!
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that was awesome I would watch that rather than watch the all negro basketball team he he he
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This is clearly a joke. It’s a satire of sports in general. And it’s hilarious, btw. Between this, the slam poetry, and GBFM I’m laughing so hard I’m crying!
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Hipsteretardlympics.
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I made it to 13 seconds. Did anyone beat me?
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In Hindu cultures, Jay or Jai is a common first name derived from the Sanskrit for “win” or “victory”, i suspect you are indian and you feel bad for my posts showing the dark side of indian culture, why double post to hide quicker my previous posts? i am not trying to bash India, i want to warn people from the West and East Asian cultures about the dangers of indian caste system, hope you take it in a positive way, read this blog below to know more about indian caste system
http://veritas-lux.blogspot.mx/
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Well, there’s whatever you’re talking about for ya.
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lolz
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Meanwhile, in a totally different movie….
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There will be no breaching this bitch-powered shield with the truth.
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I agree with key, that first video was brutal for me and must be painful for anyone who doesn’t have a stilted speech pattern fetish.
I lold at the second video though.
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OT–CH, i just learned INFJs are 1-3% of the population…BetaForLife was probably the better handle.
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what is the relevance here?
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Anyone read about this basketball coach at Florida Gulf Coast University? The one that beat Georgetown in the first round and went to the sweet 16 as a 15 seed in last months NCAA Tourny? Their coach is a guy named Andy Enfield…anyways the substance of the story that is releavant to this blog is his smoking hot wife. Chick is a supermodel who has plopped out 3 kids for him. Total smoke show.
She asked him where he took her on his first date….and the answer!?? Taco Bell.
Right there i knew this guy was an alpha. Then…in an interview with the LA Times at his new job as coach of USC….they asked him about his recuriting style and he responded….
“As Andy Enfield (The new USC Basketball Coach) told the LA Times, “If you question my recruiting ability, just look at my wife.”
The model.
The tall and slim and stunning mother of three.
Touche, Andy. Touche.”
I bet he would be a regular reader and supporter of this blog. He is a pure “Skittles Man.”
“Bring the Movies”…Andy.
http://www.policymic.com/articles/30910/andy-enfield-florida-gulf-coast-coach-with-a-supermodel-wife-amanda-marcum
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/florida-gulf-coast-coach-andy-enfield-becomes-a-star-of-the-ncaa-tournament/2013/03/23/c56b8e5e-93ec-11e2-ba5b-550c7abf6384_story_1.html
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Ha. The supermodel’s got a super name: Amanda Marcum.
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Bitch kept her name, guy is a total beta lol
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Lee-Enfield…;)
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Eh. She was 27 when they met…perfect time for a model to hop of the carousel. He’s got a lot more beta than you think.
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Based on some of the interviews I saw him do, you might be right.
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Nawh… all white women are turned on by any white man that has large powerful dark animals under his voice command.
Its called the Tarzan effect: “unk, nakima, bo mon gani!”
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Yeah, a 27 year old model needs a retirement plan. NCAA Div. I basketball coach with good income sounds as good as any Fidelity 401(k) plan because Kobe is taken.
He’s got a mix of alpha & beta traits. On the alpha side, he’s a coach and a cocky former jock (she admits a fondness for cocky jocks). On the beta side, it was a social circle hookup and he agreed to be her driver without knowing her. And super alpha dudes don’t brag about how hot their wives are; they brag about themselves.
But not every guy can be George Clooney, and she’s still a nice piece and he’s done better than most guys. She probably won’t around when he hits a losing streak and gets fired.
Regardless, dudes are willing to pay child support for 5 years with a hottie just like chicks are willing to raise a kid from 5 minutes of alpha.
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Good point about the social circle hook up and the bragging about her. Bit beta
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Jesus Christ, guys, you’re like women – is he alpha is he beta? he’s like 85% alpha, 15% beta, no more like 78 and 22. Gay.
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Na. Shrieking “Jeesus Chriiist, gweyez” is like women. Numbers and making assessments are not women skills.
Scoot. You’re interrupting.
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This coach was a millionaire on a state school campus!!!!… He shouldn’t be marrying mega carouselled models pushing 30. There is so much better, fresher 20ish meat that he could have had as a wife.
Yes, he is doing better than most guys, but the dude is still underachieving.
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A high profile coach messing with co-eds and cheerleaders would probably be fired because colleges are hotbeds of liberalism and angry feminist academics. Plus, the male profs don’t want him dipping into their well.
That’s the drawback of job-related alpha status: it disappears if the job disappears and is only good for attracting golddiggers.
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Wait, George Clooney isn’t alpha. Chicks dig him only because he’s famous. He’s got easy pickings because of who he is. Take away his fame and watch him stumble.
“On the beta side, it was a social circle hookup and he agreed to be her driver without knowing her.”
Maybe that’s how he got her? You think only acting like an asshole can do the trick? Some women don’t respond well to asshole idiots.
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i bet if this chicks mom had not fixed her fucked up face she’d be even angrier…
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This bitch should worship the ground her mother walks on. Could you imagine what this beast would have looked like if her mother hadn’t spent so much time and effort on fixing her.
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People like that are never happy. If her mother hadn’t fixed her face, we’d be hearing an angry rant about how she was bullied. But since her mother decided to spend thousands of dollars trying to make her kid’s life a bit easier, we get to hear this ungrateful bitchfest instead.
Only a white American feminist would think getting braces and a nose job as a teen constitutes an injustice. First world problems much? Suck it up, you self-absorbed dingbat.
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So she’s raving and ranting about female beauty, what else is new? It’s the main feminist/lesbian grievance. And, I don’t see why. She’s not that ugly for an older chick. Yeah, she is a bit husky, maybe very tall, which takes away from her femininity, but at least she isn’t obese and her face isn’t that bad. I would say at least a 6. She could have found someone to marry her with the right feminine attitude. Women don’t realize how much a feminine attitude counts in the pursuit of a husband. Instead, in this video she looks angry which makes her look ugly.
I don’t know if I believe her about her mom fixing her looks. Most liberals I know scoff at plastic surgery and orthodontistry. Hell, they even scoff at hygiene and cleanliness. Some features of beauty can be fixed today, especially during the teen years of which she‘s ranting about. If her teeth were crooked, parents can pay for an orthodontist. Teeth are the easiest thing to fix nowadays. Acne also has a treatment, as long as it’s not severe, although, even severe acne could be filled-in with fillers if they cause craters in the face. Really, it’s a miracle what they can do nowadays to fix beauty issues. They can even make older chicks look better.
I think looking attractive is worth investing in. Here is something that would shock most liberals – I think it’s better to spend money on fixing beauty issues, than to send girls to expensive universities to get worthless degrees and indoctrinated against traditional values and men. Spend money on her beauty and send her to a community college or a state university instead. You’ll practically get the same education for a fraction of the cost. Your daughter’s beauty is what’s going to get her men, not how highly educated she is or the school she went to. Try telling this to liberal bitches.
In addition, many beauty things are within her reach. She could grow her hair long and add a stylish haircut and highlights. And of course, the icing on the cake, never get fat, workout and look after your figure.
So I think these feminists/lesbians are just pissed that most women still find men desirable and refuse to date women like them. They’re pissed that women still try to make themselves sexy for male attention. They’re mad women have not “moved beyond having sex with men.” In other words, why aren’t men obsolete already? That’s what she’s really ranting about.
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Pause at 0:48 to see the bitch in her best light.
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I will just leave this here:
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Watch from 18:00
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lolz
“They don’t teach French in jail.”
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I think he can afford Rosetta Stone, not that he should learn french.
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he is soooooo fucking her
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She shouldn’t give up all hope I hear Rob Zombie is making another movie she has a shot at playing a corpse.
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This chick needs something…..
hmm….
Rappacini’s Daughter, help daddy out….
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hell no. I wouldn’t rape her with your clown.
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Not with a negro joowish feminist clown sired by “two daddies” named Sweetheart Jason and T.H. Wack.
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guffaw
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Scientific validation of game # eleventy-seventh billion:
http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/14734/20130418/natural-pheromones-attract-women-fertile-women-smell-testosterone-levels.htm
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And yet amazingly, Sweetheart, you don’t think science and math validate the fact that blacks sub-normal IQ, violent savages.
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Actually, it’s not so amazing. You’re an idiot.
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IQ = science and math?
Feel free to elaborate greatly, non-idiot. And tell me all about the historic absence of violence among non-blacks.
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“And tell me all about the historic absence of violence among non-blacks.”
Crude strawman.
Jeez, are you guys even trying?
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Ho-hum. Yet another SWPL-tard to smack around.
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Try to use facts, corvinus. You could even construct a syllogism. You know, premise, assumption, conclusion.
See, breezy aloofness only works upon those with vaginas. The rest of us do require some actual work to get in the metaphorical sack.
(waits for intelligent rebuttal)
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Geez, a new low, even for you, you SWPL simp.
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lmao civlized people–akak non-blacks–do not commit violence at the rate blacks do.
There are 2 detriments to your beloved niggers. One is low IQ. However, the other is the genetic abnormality that make them refuse to want to be civlized—a love of savagery within them.
Plenty of other ethnic groups had violent, low IQ pasts–but the difference was, the groups as a whole deplored the violence of their people and desired order, civilization, and higher society. They worked to become more civilized, less savage, and smarter.
niggers, however, revel in savagery. this is why their IQ doesn’t go up in generations, and why they live like animals—because they desire to be animals.
Welcome to reality, boy. Take the red pill.
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Testing 1, 2, 3
nigger
nigger
nigger
(just running a test to determine if niggers are allowed to use the word nigger)
please carry on with your butt hurt.
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Like many, Jason is fine with science as long as the conclusions don’t intrude on fragile SWPL beliefs. Acknowledging human biology is thought-crime for these nuts.
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I understand that every in-group needs a punching bag, but you reaaalllllly don’t know me. And you’ve obviously not been reading my comments. Better to keep your mouth shut.
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Au contraire… he has you resoundingly pegged.
And as far as your “Better to keep your mouth shut” advice goes, well… the best medication is often self-administered.
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Really? A “fragile SWPL”? Every person in my private life would laugh uproariously by that description of yours truly. Let’s just say I have a *bit* of a backbone, and just a *touch* of willpower. (Understatement intended.)
Still, by all means, you and Dan Fletcher can keep on building imaginary castles in the sky and naming them after me. I actually enjoy the jousting — because 1) my self-esteem doesn’t depend upon neo-Nazi reductionists typing on faraway servers, and because 2) this alpha does, in fact, love to fight.
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Ah, the irony never fails… and the comedy continues to write itself.
Snide remarks about NAHZEES on “faraway servers” building “imaginary” castles barely out of the yap when followed by self-congratulatory, self-styled, and far more imaginary ideas of alphadom and fighting ability.
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I’m glad you’re here, too, Jason, trying your best to prop up a drooping carcass of an ideology. Or trying to square your personal experience of manliness with the femme-corrupted circle of leftism.
But you have to realize by now that you are having the opposite effect. The weakness of your defense only confirms our sense of rectitude. “It’s better to remain silent and be thought a fool…” I don’t even blame you so much. You accidentally partnered yourself to a corpse.
I know plenty of ostensibly “freethinking” and “open-minded” leftist men, who cling to old arguments learned in their freshman-year poli-sci survey course. But to a man, speak with them privately, and they have no illusions about the state of the culture, whether it be about women or uppity minorities. The problem is, they struggle to reconcile their book knowledge with the daily experience as men in front of their face — they have no translation key. So they continue the platitudes while preaching what they don’t practice.
You think your women weep their panties now? Watch the trickle turn into a gusher, brother. Show them your inner right-winger, and let free your happy public conservative, especially among the achingly hungry SWPL women attached to the effete beta herbs of that population. There are only so many bean sprouts a hot young thing can choke down before her neglected puss grows teeth. The looks I get are like starved dogs in front of sirloin.
(Hey, I like that. Sir Loin. That should be somebody’s screenname. Maybe even yours, Jay! Call it a welcoming gift from the dark side.)
Matt
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Heh, heh… King never fails to elucidate and amuse. His rapier is a laser-fine light sabre.
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Jason does come across as masculine. It’s wrong to say he isn’t, just because he’s somewhat liberal.
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Jason does come across as masculine. It’s wrong to say he isn’t, just because he’s somewhat liberal.
He claims he is. He’s the only person on here who actually calls himself an alpha, and he does so repeatedly. Not even CH has ever done that, AFAIK. Yet he passionately defends an essentially effeminate ideology. If he’s anything, he’s a beta who has been coasting on the benefits of being tall without having to develop what’s in his noggin.
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Ha. Corvinus, if you only knew my job, real name, educational level, family background, and community reputation…
All of which will remain unshared.
I do love to fight, and I do remind people that I’m alpha … for exactly the comments listed below. It’s to pre-empt the slings and arrows of outrageous boobery that you atavists toss at me.
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Yeah, but my dad could beat up your dad, so HA.
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Ha. Corvinus, if you only knew my job, real name, educational level, family background, and community reputation…
All of which will remain unshared.
Frankly, it doesn’t matter jackshit to me if you share it or not, as I believe you… because it is upper-crust SWPL status-preening and completely predictable.
I do love to fight, and I do remind people that I’m alpha … for exactly the comments listed below. It’s to pre-empt the slings and arrows of outrageous boobery that you atavists toss at me.
Here’s a clue for you: a real alpha who’s good at fighting doesn’t have to keep saying “this alpha loves to fight” every five posts, to attempt to convince the opposition.
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“Here’s a clue for you: a real alpha who’s good at fighting doesn’t have to keep saying “this alpha loves to fight” every five posts, to attempt to convince the opposition.”
Absent meatspace clues such as physical symmetry, muscle mass, body language, heart rate, facial expressions, smirk, height, clothing, etc …
… then yes, we alphas DO have to remind our fellow online jousters of this fact. Especially when said alpha holds unpopular positions on unmoderated comments sections populated by regressive haters who would plunge us back into the Dark Ages of war based on blood, if given half a chance.
Hope you caught all of that. This alpha is done typing.
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No no no. No you don’t.
What makes an alpha male alpha is the confidence that his very presence persuades without having to literally describe it to the people he meets. If you are used to this social phenomenon in “meatspace,” it will translate to your presence on any medium. In fact, the insecurity (or even the very thought) that you are insufficiently conveying your alphatude is the mark of a man afraid of his mask slipping.
If it shines through the limitations of the medium, it shines through. If it doesn’t, it doesn’t. Why would an alpha be concerned about the faulty assessments of resentful comment urchins?
Like I say above, I think you know whereof you speak. But you are hobbled by a strange attachment to what, at bottom, amounts to a pussy ideology. Again, it doesn’t matter that much — unless you bring it up repeatedly in a pursuit of attention that smells vaguely of faggot. You’re just so frustrated by these right wingers!!!! Ugh! Just ugh!
When you get their attention, even that frustrates you. So you make a grand “Seacrest out” gesture, drop the mike, and depart the stage. Not a bravura performance — which leads to skepticism about your protest-too-much alpha claims. Show, don’t tell. Even on a medium that makes it hard to show anything without speaking it. But surely “hard” never deterred a genuine alpha.
There must be a reason you post at a notoriously racist and woman-hating site, rather than trolling the lispy wispy left for what betas they are.
Matt
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“Oh noes! We’ve been threatened by a small-dicked SWPL fag! Watch out, world…he’ll make an angry blog post about you! Then you’ll see! Obama forever!” (/sarcasm).
lol. what a fag.
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I knew it was a whorefinder comment as soon as I saw two fags separated by anger.
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Jason does come across as masculine….
Sure, cupcake… his use of reaaalllllly had a lot of hair on its ass.
Reaaalllllly.
LLLOOZOZOZOZOZLZLZLZLZLZOZOZOZOZOZLZLZL
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I think Jason gets a sort of masochistic thrill from all these guys belittling him. (Or her lolzolozl)
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Well, he does sound more masculine than you. You just sound childish. Especially when you add your lols. I wonder what kind of tough guy you are in the flesh???
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You just sound childish. Especially when you add your lols. I wonder what kind of tough guy you are in the flesh???
Is that you, alphie boy, under an anonymous sock-puppet? Now that’s masculine!
Dork doesn’t understand this site’s unique lol homage to GBFM, used by many of us…
… and then talks about ‘tough guys’ in the flesh under Anonymous in Cyberia? Now that’s worth an LLLOZOZOZOZLZLZLZLZOZOZOZOZOZLL.
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llzolzolzolz
Way to play the victim card, numb-nuts. Though can’t blame you, victims are exalted in our society. No doubt that has rubbed off on you.
Please point me to a comment where you do more than joust strawmen or condemn us big-baaad rayyyyccccists
Creationist deny evolution. Progressives deny the results of evolution.
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“Please point me to a comment where you do more than joust strawmen or condemn us big-baaad rayyyyccccists”
You could try reading my first comment in this thread, Einstein.
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Ouch, totally got me bro! Guess that’s what I get for tangling with an “alpha who loves to fight”.
Okay, so only 99% of your comments are tilting against straw-men and da evil rayycist? The other 1% meekly post studies you probably haven’t read yourself in some try-hard attempt at drive-by psychoanalysis. Got it.
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Okay, so only 99% of your posts are tilting against straw men and da evil raycists? The rest are meekly referring to some study you probably haven’t read yourself in some try-hard attempt at drive-by psychoanalysis. Got it.
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Whorefinder, at the gates of heaven, your whole life is going to be flagged for abuse.
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And at the gates of hell, after you’ve been murdered by a pack of “obama’s sons”….Satan will be laughing at you. “Tell me again how darkies ain’t any worse than non-blacks! Whew, boy, you really are a hoot. Now…bend over.”
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Careful now, you’ll wrinkle the COEXIST sticker on the back of his Camry.
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I only drive American cars.
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heh. pwned.
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please help Japan U,U since the tsunami they have trade dificit, they need to export more, please buy a Toyota, a Nintendo, a Sailor Moon manga and a Blu-Ray of Naruto to help them U,U
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U so horny… so… so horny… U so horny… you shuck us long time.
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Narutu with the comment of the thread. Roflcopter.
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I can understand hating your mother for making you feel unloved and worthless because she didn’t like your nose. Applying that to some kind of larger cultural narrative about beauty and decent dental hygenie however…
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This.
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You two must be white girls right?
Poetry slams are about 2 things, PASSION and EXPRESSION. The subject matter is not as important as your ability to “sell your position”. One of the best poets I know is a brother who deliberately chooses bizzare subjects for his slams and its great because anybody can talk about sex or black power and kill. But it takes real talent to slam about thimbles and get away with it. I did one called, “how to succeed in business without being white”. Ya’ll wanna hear it?
[CH: Yeah, poetry slam is a black thing, mostly black woman thing. It’s rap with bigger words.]
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We’re judging the sentiment here, right? Not the medium of expression? Because if you’re judging this as a piece of slam poetry, it’s not bad.
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But aside from that, Jackie, how did you like Dallas?
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Uh, was she trying to climb out of the car after JFK got shot?
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It’s not about poetry, then?
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Poetry slams perfectly suit the time-honored black rhetorical technique of “he who ooks the loudest, wins”.
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No its not “loudness” that wins; like anything else, its all about “presentation”:
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Whatever, you know what I mean.
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lmao. Screaming loudly and incoherently whilst high and spewing nonsense is the black way of life.It’s considered educated argument, yo! Shows why all black communities are so wonderful, everyone wants to live there.
Boy, you pee all over yourself. lol. This is why no one takes you darkies seriously.
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Hey guys,Katie Makkai is BACK! And she’s pissed! The vid above is old,from 2002. Now imagine what 11 years of hard lesbian living and massive anger at the patriarchy can do to a lezzie. She has had a 10 year career as an EMT..wtf?? Go to youtube and check out the 2011National NOW conference.
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Wow.
Let me rephrase that: woooooooow. She’s been sprinting downhill. Only 11 years? Never ever ever get married, guys.
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Why do I get the feeling that she isn’t going to quickly jump in the arms of any fat slovenly men with poor hygiene as a way to fight what she calls, “the culture of the aesthetic beast”? Or I suppose in her case a floppy titted, smegma laden, overweight ham beast of a bull dyke.
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What kind of name is “Makkia?”
Is she of terrorist descent?
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Her name sounds Hungarian to me and she does have some features which suggest that too. Her mum sounds really nice. My guess is that the mum emigrated in ’56 with a solid set of values. Thankfully Hungary still retains many of the values of her mum and not the daughter.
Keep hope alive.
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I hear Hungary has quite a weJ problem too?
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Hum…. Just imagine if she were Jewish! The amount of hate she’d be having hurled at her, would pale in comparison to the amount she has gotten as a non-Jew. The number of comments would topple 600 hundred.
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Slam poetry, yech.
For those who don’t know, slam poetry is an art form taught to women that is effectively the opposite of training women to be good wives or likable companions for men.
It’s a one size fits all medium. Women send their daughters to it, and the result is the opposite of what the word “poetry” would imply. Rather than expressing their human individuality, they all express the same hatred for men and hatred for their own feminine natures that characterizes the leaders of the feminine movement. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.
It’s like that mall franchise “Glamour Shots” (I think that’s right) that flourished in the 1990’s. Women of all shapes, ages and sizes would go in and have intimate boudoir photos taken for their husbands and boyfriends. Instead of expressing individuality, though, every woman would be painted and then posed in exactly the same stereotyped grimace of supposedly erotic passion.
Also, yech.
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Excellent observation.
It’s the SWPL feminist equivalent of Whitey’s On The Moon.
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I could only take 45 seconds, though it reminded me of my English 101 class when the Jewish instructor said “Even though I hate to admit it, more and more I am becoming my Old Man”.
Or as some other stand-up said it “One day you get up and look in the mirror and say “Dad?””
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Interestingly, the women who are most resentful about so-called “beauty culture” are not necessarily the most ugly at all. The woman in the video has a noticeably masculinized face, but is slim, and, in the grand scheme of things, is closer to average than ugly. (She looks like most of my memories of my mom’s friends growing up.)
Rather than the most ugly women being the most resentful, the most ambitious are. Women who’ve received prestigious credentials and career success (read: aggressive women) are often the most upset that they can’t conquer the dating market in the same way they’ve climbed the professional ladder. This is one of the most unpleasant of the innumerable obnoxious traits of SWPL chicks.
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They are just like the women who tout their friends as “successful” and brilliant when wondering why they can’t get a man.
They think that success/brains are selling points on whether a man wants to fuck you.
Story time: I saw a documentary a few years back on Orthodox Jews in NYC Several hired Jewish matchmakers to find a mate. One female matchmaker was utter clueless and angry. She started ranting about how if a guy was 30 and a doctor, women were all over her wanting a date, but if a woman was 30 and a doctor, men didn’t show much interest in getting the matchmaker to set a date. She was so infected with feminist dogma that she literally was getting angry at the realities of masculinity and femininity, and denying them.
Note: this woman was a professional matchmaker in an Orthodox Jewish community in NYC. Her career was dedicated to understand the needs and preferences of the sexes, and she was informed by a patriarchal culture that taught about differences between men and women, and yet, still feminazism had blinded her to reality, and made her angry. I immediately thought that the documentary would result in her losing 50-75%% of her business, as men and orthodox women who observed her would think 1) she’s not really that orthodox and 2) she’s can;t do her job properly.
Honestly, the broad was like a plumber who’s bitching about water obeying the laws of gravity, and who tries to install piping that doesn’t obey it, thinking that revolting against gravity will change gravity. Instead, the whole fucking bathroom fills up with shit and piss and dirty water and nobody’s happy.
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Yup. It’s the unrealized feminist mating ideal, not “ambition” that makes these bitches so bitter.
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Na. Really ambitious women don’t care that much about mastering the dating market..
Feminist ideologues who believe that men should want women based on “accomplishments” are the ones that get pissed… because men don’t play along. 40 previous partners isn’t “becoming a better lover”… it’s sluttiness… and that makes them poop throwing mad.
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No. Most anti-beauty feminists become that after a slow, bitter realization that they’ll never be at the top of the dating market, and adopt the feminist stance as a rationalization that they don’t want it.
If you disagree, find me some morbidly obese, uneducated Honey-Boo-Boo’s-mother-archetype redneck women that have become aggressive feminists. All feminists that I know of are college educated, careerist types who are above the very very bottom of the dating market.
[CH: That’s right. The dregs of womanhood aren’t typically feminist because a) they’ve given up and don’t care about their lack of options or b) they’re too stupid/blissfully unaware to understand feminist boilerplate and use it to rationalize themselves into comfortable numbness. Angry feminists of the sort featured in this post are smarter than average, and, critically, juuuuust decent looking enough to get attention from the mushy manboobs in their midst. Of course, they want the alphas, so they lash out.]
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Nope!
1. Feminists:
Anti-beauty sentiment is feminism 101. They are reared on this crap.These feminists do get worse over time, but they don’t just all of a sudden adopt this stance cause they’ll never be at the top of the dating market. These are the most resentful.
2: Ambitious women:
Ambitious women are more likely to say “there are no good men” or “men are intimidated by my success” than to begin complaining about “beauty”. These are NOT the most resentful.
3: Dregs:
Who cares. Why did you bring them up. I didn’t.
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No. Not all ambitious women are feminist enough to read Jezebel or Feministing (even if they wear the word as a superficial status marker). [Ambition + insecurity + a lack of attractive mate options + a belief that people actually care about what they say] is the formula.
The last part is also crucial. The reason why omega males don’t have a legally significant movement that parallels that of women is simply because no one, male or female, cares what omegas have to say. I think the upbringing of wealthy/well-educated family, pressure to succeed in education and professional life, material spoils, and being daddy’s little angel- a form of adoring attention that will not be replicated by men with options- is the recipe.
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Angry feminists of the sort featured in this post are smarter than average, and, critically, juuuuust decent looking enough to get attention from the mushy manboobs in their midst. Of course, they want the alphas, so they lash out.]
[Ambition + insecurity + a lack of attractive mate options + a belief that people actually care about what they say] is the formula.
Hmm… now that I think about it, this makes sense. Take a woman in the 4-6 range looks-wise (beta female), add a slightly above average IQ, garnish with a huge ego, infect with leftist bullshit and resentment of her daddy and other men, and voilà — a roaring feminazi.
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No.
Of course not all ambitious women are feminist enough to read Jezebel.
And.
They still are feminist enough to believe that men should value them for something OTHER than beauty. And that unnatural ideal, which men will not support is the source of their resentment. A woman’s ambition is not the source.
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Na. Really ambitious women don’t care that much about mastering the dating market..
Feminist ideologues who believe that men should want women based on “accomplishments” are the ones that get mad… because men don’t play along. 40 previous partners isn’t “becoming a better lover”… it’s nasty… and that makes them poop throwing mad.
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Feminists are made, not born.
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Vietnamese Traditional Long Slit Dress
I wear wavy Vietnamese traditional long slit dress,
daily, as I step into class, and then to the last recess.
Sometimes I go to town, business, parties and weddings’ mass.
There is a variety of colors and patterns’ contrast.
In basic white for ceremony, it’s just a grace.
In red, it’s a new year’s trace.
I wear my dress according to the trend’s chase.
High neck and shorter flaps is the fashion’s embrace.
The dress is lovely and elegant, because it makes the female’s physique appeared feminine, in every place.
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Everything ugly is celebrated. Can we just exalt the superiority of stupidness, ugliness, and failure as the standard of America? Maybe add in civilization suicide as well. This is the best article on how much America hates itself I’ve read: http://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2010/01/civilization-at-war-with-itself.html
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even when they lose, people love to hate the Yankees.
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@ Heraclitus – Yes. Nihilism. Where does it come from? This guy explains:
http://www.amazon.com/Explaining-Postmodernism-Skepticism-Socialism-Rousseau/dp/0983258406/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1366330579&sr=1-1&keywords=stephen+hicks
From the bitter, resentful leftist of Europa to the bitter, resentful leftists of America. They won’t rest until every human value is destroyed.
But for those who know the power of rational ideas they are easy to defeat.
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I also would not underestimate the fun and delight one gets in just simply fucking shit up.
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That’s the sort of delight only relished by Satan and his friends… indeed, their raison d’etre.
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American media
many people in America striving for excellence
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Feminists love the argument that the patriarchy socially conditions women to value being pretty and indeed that is what the woman rants about. However the rates of obesity in the West rather suggest that the patriarchy is not doing a very good job of it.
No. The problem is not that there are too many slim pretty girls.
And its so obvious that we need more Government funded affirmative action programs in order to create equality for slim pretty feminine girls. They too deserve rights.
And never again shall young girls be socially conditioned by their mothers and society (in the way that they obviously are now) by hearing the nursery rhyme that begins…
‘Will I be fattie, WILL I be fattie, WILL I BE FATTIE’
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the end was wild so her daughter if she has one not only gonna have to be pretty but also fit into another 100 things she deems her to be perfect in
great she surpassed her own mom
my little sister had to buy her own braces with her own money and make her own payments to get the perfect teeth
poor little thing in the video he he he
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CH you shoudl use that movie making thing for all future posts and it can be like your posts are podcasts. just preach to us orally.
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So you’re saying he should cater to illiterate betas?
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OT
Lulz. Will there be government subsidies for male testosterone supplements like there are for female birth control and abortion?
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jesus.. “Shut up, Meg”.
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Wins the thread!
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the latest dove ad about feminine beauty and percepction http://www.sodahead.com/living/doves-real-beauty-sketches-ad-campaign-do-women-think-theyre-less-beautiful-than-they-actually/question-3643121/
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Pretty is not as important as feminine.
Women judge themselves too harshly on what they cannot change, and far too leniently on what they can.
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Well put.
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@ Jeremy – Best statement so far this month!
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yeah. great statement. For example: i find women who do yoga sexy..something about it..their serene state, fertile look..nubile flexibility..brings out their femininity.
its sexy and shoots them up a number in looks.
But its amazing how clueless women are about displaying feminity in their personalities these days..
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Thirded.
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Quartered… Wait that doesn’t sound right?
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That’s because it was drawn out. 😉
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I’m about to separate the two of you.
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Yes. It is so rare to see a feminine woman in my day-to-day that when I do come across a woman in a smart dress and heels it makes me want to do nice White Knighty things like hold her jacket or hold the door open for her. Even if she’s not the greatest looking thing, I still feel compelled to ravish her in the Starbucks bathroom. Why don’t American women understand this?
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“Pretty is not as important as feminine.”
I tend to agree, but femininity shines most in women who meet a certain standard of physical attractiveness. It will help ugly women too but not nearly as much as pretty women.
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Hey, we pretty much want to nail the ugly ones, too.
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Especially fat ugly white ones.
Sorry, I’ll get my coat.
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So,feminists want to abandon the rules of natural selection?Sorry girls,ain’t gonna happen.
ps: laughing at ugly people is bad.Its not like laughing at fat people-being fat is their choice,being ugly is a handicap.I never laugh at ugly women,I just do my best to avoid those poor creatures.
[CH: It’s not the ugliness that deserves scorn; it’s the ugly person’s rationalization that is worthy of mockery.]
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1:21 lol
“practicing my scissoring moves”
http://www.hark.com/clips/kydzcrhxfz-scissor-me-xerxes
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“Not Pretty” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :):):)
GENIUS!
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Seriously, one of funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
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Yes, it’s MEN’S fault that women are sickenlingly obsessed with cosmetic surgery and $500 handbags. To quote Cato (on removing a law enforcing thriftiness on Roman Women):
The very last things to be ashamed of are thriftiness and poverty, but this law relieves you of both since you do not possess what it forbids you to possess. The wealthy woman says, ‘This levelling down is just what I do not tolerate. Why am I not to be admired and looked at for my gold and purple? Why is the poverty of others disguised under this appearance of law so that they may be thought to have possessed, had the law allowed it, what it was quite out of their power to possess?’
Do you want, Quirites, to plunge your wives into a rivalry of this nature, where the rich desire to have what no one else can afford, and the poor, that they may not be despised for their poverty, stretch their expenses beyond their means? Depend upon it, as soon as a woman begins to be ashamed of what she ought not to be ashamed of she will cease to feel shame at what she ought to be ashamed of. She who is in a position to do so will get what she wants with her own money, she who cannot do this will ask her husband. The husband is in a pitiable plight whether he yields or refuses; in the latter case he will see another giving what he refused to give.
http://no-maam.blogspot.ca/2003/01/history-of-rome-by-titus-livius.html
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Poetry has declined with every single iteration. Robert Frost was the last great poet to live. I was educated in modern and contemporary poetry and found them to be so self-absorbed and wasteful. Frost was the last man to think about something bigger than himself. Yeats, Eliot, Frost, Hopkins and a handful were the only good modern poets.
Longfellow was the father of American poetry. Whitman was a self-obsessed fraud and a fag. He and the other progressives erased Longfellow from the American tradition for their greater glory.
As for Lily Beswick who apparently liked CH for “truth” but finds any slights against homosexuality or the multiculturalist agenda offensive: you’re the reason I personally seek the repeal of the 19th Amendment.
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If you think faggism is a choice, then you’re bisexual. I don’t think it’s a choice because I can’t get myself to be turned on by man-meat.
All straight chicks are fags. They got dude-bodies sweating all over them. Gay.
Do you have sex with chicks? Then you have sex with fags.
The hand you use to masturbate is a fag. Also, your dick is a fag because it’s pleasured by your hairy veiny muscular rough-skinned guy-hand.
9 months before you were born, you lived in your dad’s balls. Have you ever been penetrated by a guy? Well, your fag-mother had, 9 months before you came out of her pansy womb.
That’s why we love hot lesbians(temporary college bisexuals.) They’re the only ones who have bouts of un-gay-ness. Though most dykes are, of course, mutilated drag queen gay guys who are attracted to other mutilated drag queen gay guys. I am done now.
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On homosexuality being a choice, I have two words: prison sex. Straight men with no available sexual outlet can make the pendulum swing the other way. I think the scourge of “furries” proves that.
Do people have orientations? Yeah. Do people have hormones? Yeah. But these things are not almighty. Freud first entered psychology after women tricked their bodies into producing pregnancy hormones because they were convinced they were pregnant. Also see the man-jawification of women in the West.
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Yeah, repeal 19th amendment. Talk about college grads having any knowledge of real life or utility. Let us know how that goes.
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If you think women voting is a good thing, either you’re clinically retarded or so beta that you ask the cardboard cutout of Hannah Montana in your room for permission before you browse pornhub.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/sweden-left-party-toilet-stand_n_1590572.html
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Claims it’s for hygenic purposes. Wimminz bathrooms in general are way filthier than men’s.
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[…] Slam Shibboleth […]
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The pretty girls for procreation and enjoyment; the uglies for humor and mediocre creativity and ingenuity…there must be balance in the force! Any chick who gets pissed off and trails off into the feminist realm of delightful false hopes is simply a chick who doesn’t recognize her role in society.
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Heartiste, any thoughts on this guy?
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By the way, take a look at this chick.
Did she hit the great wall of China?
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“What’s your most embarrassing sex story?
Jenny McCarthy: I was in college and I just broke up with my high school sweetheart of, like, seven years, so I hadn’t been with anyone except him. So, I met this boy in college and we saw each other a few times and then we went back to his place and did it. And right afterwards he said to me, “Are you hungry?” And I said “Yeah!” and he‘s, like, “McDonald’s is right across the street, what do you want?” And I’m like, “I want a Big Mac, extra sauce, no pickles!” And he’s like “OK” and he got up and left … and never came back. And I was in his apartment!
And I wait, like hungry … for four hours and I look out the window and I’m like, “McDonalds is closed!” and I realized, Oh my God, he left me. So I had to do the walk of shame back to my college apartment. That was, like, the worst experience.”
Lololzzlolzzoololz.
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My answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpzxf_flm8M
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Jim Morrison and fatties.
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Lemme summarize every slam poet in existence: It’s an outrage! A bloo bloo bloo bloo
Slam poetry is fucking MIND POISON. It’s the deliberate attempt to use emotion and rhetoric to override reason and calm, logical thought. It’s like an entire art dedicated to demagoguery and soapboxing, no wonder these types love it so much.
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She (indirectly) made one point which I thought might be valid: Maybe nose-jobs and other plastic surgeries should be restricted to people above the age of 18.
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I almost lost it when she said “This is not about me.”
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Been a long time since something on the internets made me laugh this hard:
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You owe me a keyboard
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Well if you buy a new one, be sure to… err… barter down the price.
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‘i apologize to the jews. they’re good small businessman as well.’
lolz
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Perfection. He doesn’t miss a beat, doesn’t even notice it’s supposed to be “offensive,” and can hardly bring himself to give a fuck when the PC sirens go off. “Ah apologize to the jews. Now can we focus, you cackling kikes?”
Still, I give him maybe a week or two before they jew him right out of the legislature.
P.S. The Scrabble champs love this guy.
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Why can’t women realize that you do not have to be born pretty. If you are not that attractive there are things you can do to make yourself appealing and attractive that do not require surgery and other major techniques.
(1) Have a feminine demeanor & qualities
(2) Enhance the parts of you that are attractive to minimize your unnattractive parts
(3) Wear clothing that shows your feminine style and accentuates positive attributes of your figure.
i just don’t get this obsession with women *FIGHTING* against the idea of beauty. Too many women think you have to be born looking a certain way. I don’t believe that. I have seen some not so aestheitcally appealing women (at least by conventional standards) who are so feminine they suddenly become pretty to everyone. I see men respond positivley to these women.
A lot of western women are simply into this idea of the surface, but fail to realize that its your feminine nature and qualities that boost your attractiveness.
I have seen really pretty women who are unfeminine and crass acting who suddenly become ugly and unappealing once they open their mouths and I have seen and been around women who you look at first who may not be super pretty but when they open their mouths and see their feminine demeanor they become beautiful.
Femininity trumps ALL when it comes to beauty and attractiveness.
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“I have seen some not so aestheitcally appealing women (at least by conventional standards) who are so feminine they suddenly become pretty to everyone. I see men respond positivley to these women.”
I’ve had that happen myself, though I don’t know how typical I am in that regard.
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This is much as I posted above.
Again I see men being used as a scapegoat for a fight that is primarily amongst women here, unfortunately. While women fight each other over who is prettier, men are barely part of the battlefield. We’re more like people in the stands watching the battle, and rating the participants performance.
Far more important than being immensely attractive, is being available and complementary to masculinity. Beauty only helps the hypergamous, obsession with beauty is a trademark feature of those types of women. Beauty is a standard by which women compare themselves and a tool which they utilize to out-compete the women they know in securing higher-status men than those women.
The sad thing is, rather than denounce the hypergamy, rather than call out the highly-competitive and destructive self-serving behavior, the women’s groups are trying to re-write beauty itself. Their solution is to remove a tertiary standard which comes from pure male instinct. This is so contrary to nature it’s hilarious. It would be like men demanding that women stop comparing themselves to anything or anyone.
These women are terrified of behaving in a feminine manner. Being a woman has now become a distorted dystopia that places greater value on appearance than industry all while attempting to fit into the “mans world” which *was* mostly pure meritocracy. The result is a perversion of the value of both sexes reducing the usefulness of the most useful while increasing the importance of that which is meaningless.
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“Beauty only helps the hypergamous, obsession with beauty is a trademark feature of those types of women.”
Well, I don’t think you can discount beauty. It’s still a very important aspect of a woman’s worth, and I think women should be paying a lot more attention to the way they look than they have been doing lately.
Of course, you can’t tell women their worth is tightly connected to their looks. You’ll be called anti woman if you’re a man saying it, and uneducated unsophisticated old-fashioned embarrassing female if you’re a woman believing it. Yet, women who believe this have benefitted from it. Women that refuse to believe this end up angry unhappy witches who hate men.
That said, a woman should have more to offer a man than just great beauty. A Woman should act feminine and have a ladylike attitude and disposition. She should be kind, especially to her man, support him, and judge him favorably, instead of being a competitor and a self-centered selfish witch looking solely out for herself. She should become one with him, as opposed to a foreign combatant looking to get all she can from him. The cynicism in the modern woman is a relationship killer. That’s why men are so frustrated with women.
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Looks like they’re catching the dudes from the Bill Ayers-Inspired Boston Marathon Massacre.
Jason is crying, because he is afraid Obama may not get the chance to pardon them and hang out with them and play basketball with them.
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troll
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lol. Projection, thine name is Sweetheart Jason.
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Beat era slam – just as deluded.
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That woman made my skin crawl
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in extremely important news… daft punk released their newest single. nothing quite like a celebration of going out, staying out until the sun comes up, and getting laid.
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1.7 million views and 17,000 likes… math was never my strong subject, but doesn’t that mean only 1% ‘liked’ it? I call that a good sign the vast majority of people dong approve of that trash
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So now we know the Boston terrorists are desert-religion, sand-worshiping, diaper-heads of the crescent moon. WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT.
I was praying, praying they’d be white. To avoid the mass anti-Muslim riots that occur after every Islamist atrocity in every city in this country. Oh well. Brace yourself, America! Here come the tea-partiers in their straw hats and walkers to burn the cities down. It will be like nothing we’ve seen since Vancouver lost the cup. One, two, many Vancouvers!
Matt
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HAHAHAHAHA. His journey to paradise facilitated by a Hebrospital. They might as well have wrapped his halal corpse in bacon. HALALALALALAL.
Matt
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looks like they predicting the future now its the 19th right?
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wrapped in side of bacon would be haram I think may be spelled wrong
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“HAHAHAHAHA. His journey to paradise facilitated by a Hebrospital.”
LOL! Some things do end in poetic justice, don’t they?
It takes a sharp mind to notice the irony though 🙂
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I knew I could count on you for the “Islamophobic” assist. XOXO
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They never show you THAT side of Borat.
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What they hate is that men have standards to rank and choose women.
A man must be a good provider and slave himself to provide for his woman. He has to possess culture, status and be reasonably handsome. He has to be a good father. He must be socially dominant (alpha) but have beta traits (ability to commit, listening to his woman) and so on and so forth.
A woman only has to be pretty. This unique requirement is too much for these special snowflakes.
They hate that because they are entitled and they think that the world must cater to them only because they have a vagina. Taking action to improve your appearance is work and they are such slobs. It’s better to rant, whine, complain and bitch so the society does something about it (a strategy that has proved very effective for the last forty years).
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CH check this out re: alimony reform http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/04/18/3352160/florida-house-passes-bill-overhauling.html
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cool
sounds like good change maybe
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I feel ugly because of society!!!!
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Wow, that’s an awesome commercial.
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I didn’t really think most of the women in this video were that ugly. Plain, mostly, but not awful looking. I find it telling that Dove didn’t use obese 60-year-old women with pitted skin…obviously they don’t believe their own message. Just another marketing gimmick.
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Some of you may find this … interesting.
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/melee-erupts-cops-arrest-muslim-teen-taunting-jewish-subway-rider-article-1.1320655#ixzz2QuwKlYDy
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Heh, heh… “muslim” teen… looks more like the usual-suspect garden-variety chimp-out to me.
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The uglier you are the more you shout looks dont mater.
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Good stuff here.
Also thanks to Mongo for the photo of Paker Posey in her prime
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This is… interesting
http://www.mybodygallery.com/index.html
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It broke but my shit through your interfering with conversations. I got updated on my field-tested for using uses good
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So, this “slam” stuff is like the SWPL feminist equivalent of Whitey’s On The Moon?
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Anyone’s read this? http://www.lewrockwell.com/rothbard/rothbard4.html
“In all this welter of verbiage, not one article, not one book, not one program has dared to present the opposition case. The injustice of this one-sided tidal wave should be evident. Not only is it evident, but the lack of published opposition negates one of the major charges of the women’s lib forces: that the society and economy are groaning under a monolithic male “sexist” tyranny. If the men are running the show, how is it that they do not even presume to print or present anyone from the other side?
Yet the “oppressors” remain strangely silent, which leads one to suspect, as we will develop further below, that perhaps the “oppression” is on the other side.
In the meanwhile, the male “oppressors” are acting, in the manner of Liberals everywhere, like scared, or guilt-ridden, rabbits. When the one hundred viragos of Women’s Lib bullied their way into the head offices of the Ladies’ Home Journal, did the harried editor-in-chief, John Mack Carter, throw these aggressors out on their collective ear, as he should have done? Did he, at the very least, abandon his office for the day and go home? No, instead he sat patiently for eleven hours while these harridans heaped abuse upon him and his magazine and his gender, and then meekly agreed to donate to them a special section of the Journal, along with $10,000 ransom. In this way, spineless male Liberalism meekly feeds the appetite of the aggressors and paves the way for the next set of outrageous “demands.” Rat magazine, an underground tabloid, caved in even more spectacularly, and simply allowed itself to be taken over permanently by a “women’s liberation collective.””
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[…] A few days ago Heartiste posted a video of Harridan by the name of Katie Makkai doing a piece of… “Slam Poetry” (no, I don’t know what that is. Go ask Matt Forney; he has a different type of Worthless Degree than I do). […]
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I’m sure I’ll be in the minority on this one, but I don’t find anything too outrageous with what she said. Although I do think that women should strive to be as attractive as they can be (through natural measures – eating healthy, working out, etc), it’s unhealthy for them to identify themselves solely on how fat their ass looks in a pair of jeans. That’s called being shallow and having zero personality, and down the line developing self esteem issues. Maybe my ADD kicked in and she went on a 50 second man hating rant when I wasn’t listening, but I’m pretty sure that’s what the main message was.
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Poetry slam – stand-up for humourless people
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I don’t get it. There are girls out there born with some nasty deformities, whose parents can’t afford surgery to correct the nastiness. Girls that end up growing up and never once getting a second look from guys, while simultaneously receiving nothing but chuckles and rude comments from other women.
Those women probably went to bed every night, dreaming that tomorrow they’d wake up, and the madness would finally be over. Instead, it was just another day of the same living nightmare.
This daft “poet” instead chooses to complain about the gifts she got. “Why did my skin clear up? Why did my teeth get straightened? Why did my nose get fixed?”
Ummm… maybe because your parents loved you, you idiot? Maybe they realized that people respond more favorably to attractive people? So instead of leaving you as is, and limiting your future possibilities, they instead decided to give you a broader spectrum of hope?
On average, women mature physically faster than men do. Mentally though, a few prove to be exceptional (even when compared to some of the brightest of male counterparts), some lag a bit behind, and ones like her just forever remain a little girl.
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