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Proof That Fatsos Can Lose Weight With Willpower

April 25, 2013 by CH

New research shows that fat shits who are offered a financial incentive to lose weight… lose weight! And keep it off.

The research study by researchers at Mayo Clinic suggests that weight loss study participants who received financial incentives were more likely to follow the weight loss program strictly, and they noticed a reduction in their body weight when compared to those participants who didn’t receive any incentives.

Prior to this, a study showed how financial incentives help people lose weight. This study had a lesser number of participants who were followed for 12-36 weeks, while the latest study was conducted on 100 participants who were followed for one year.

The participants in the new study were employees of Mayo Clinic or their dependents belonging to the age group of 18-63, with a BMI of 30-39.9 kg/m2. These participants were divided into four groups, out of which two groups received financial incentives and two groups didn’t receive any financial incentives. […]

The researchers noticed that 62 percent of the participants in the incentive group achieved the goal, while just 26 percent from the non-incentive group hit the target. The mean weight loss of participants from the incentive group was 9.08 pounds and the mean weight loss for the non incentive group was 2.34 pounds.

With enough incentive — financial, romantic, pain avoidance (heh heh heh) — fatties can slim down. The problem is that there aren’t enough incentives to stay thin in modern America. “Fat acceptance” and “thin privilege” excuse mongers are sprouting up everywhere, like bloated weeds. Feminists and their suck-up manboob Pusstorian Guard have been on the shrieking rampage for decades trying to shame women away from staying thin and sexy. Fat craps are accommodated just about every place they steer their load bearing scooters.

People have more or less willpower, but everyone, barring a few unsalvageable outliers, has it. How much willpower a fatty brings to the buffet will depend on her attitude toward health, aesthetic pride of self, and desire to please the opposite sex. Those fatties who understand the consequences of their blimpage and don’t flirt with destructive self-annihilating ideologies of lies like feminism which propagandize the elevation of self-esteem and the ego and the debasing of biological reality and sexual attractiveness standards will do best at resisting the path of feast insistence. For the others… their eternal torment is my sadistic pleasure.

Fatsos: It’s not in their genes. It’s in their hearts.

And their double-wide parachute pants.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 9:06 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      Back boobs… For when she can’t turn over for a titty fuck.

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  2. on April 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm Dr. Murray F. Rottencrotch

    Ah, triumph of the will.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 1:58 pm Anon

      But there’s no financial incentive in America when every other guy is married to a hog and fatties are legally protected against discrimination. That’s why our bitches are the fattest on earth.

      In Eastern Europe, there is no welfare state or government intervention that financially rewards women to NOT take care of themselves. Fat? Not gonna get married, not gonna get hired, not gonna get the state to pay you to raise Tamerlan’s or Antoine’s spawn. In other words, either die or shape up.

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  3. on April 25, 2013 at 1:28 pm Amanjaw Marcuntte

    Even manginas can do it!

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  4. on April 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm tz

    It is also in the food. Carbohydrates are both fattening and addictive. Check out Gary Taubes “Good Calories, Bad Calories”. It was always understood starchy and sweets were fattening (because they were never satisfying and caused insulin which told your body to store instead of burn fat).

    Willpower – self-control – prudence, temperance, and fortitude are wonderful.

    So can women similarly control their libido with the same level of difficulty as their appetites? Or men for that matter?

    If people have sufficient willpower to remain thin (either by giving up addictive fattening foods, or simply eating less), say “No” to dessert, why do they not have sufficient willpower to say “No” to Game, particularly the aspects which are as destructive as obesity?

    [CH: The difference between food and sex is that overconsuming food leads to health problems, ugliness and sadness, while more sex is usually a net gain in terms of health and happiness.]

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 1:54 pm evilalpha

      You believe in androgyny don’t you? Is that because you are liberal or Churchian?
      More sex isn’t destructive to men, but for feminist whores more sex equates to more dicks. And that is not a net gain for them in terms of health or happiness.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm Anon

        Some study said sex 3+ times a week increases men’s lifespan by 2 years. For women, quantity of weekly sex had no effect, but quality of sex did.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 3:51 pm Southern Man

      Also, Taubes “Why We Get Fat.” If you’re struggling with weight you’ll be amazed at the effects of just cutting back on carbs and starches. Diet controls your weight. Exercise controls your fitness. Do both and reap the benefits.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 7:25 am JayMan

        Fixed link:

        Fun Facts About Obesity | JayMan’s Blog

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 7:24 am JayMan

      It’s almost certainly the food:

      Fun Facts About Obesity | JayMan’s Blog

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 8:53 am Flavia

      There have already been studies that both confirm and deny that theory. Ketogenic diets give you an advantage of more or less 200 calories a day, meaning a keto diet of 1400 and a normal diet of 1200 would yield the same weight loss results.

      So yes, keto diets are good- and eating meat and veggies is wonderful, but they are not a panacea- nor are they the only way to lose weight.

      I have been eating a lot of carbs during my pregnancy- not clean ones either- a lot of ice cream, bread, and the occasional doughnut(s)….but I have not gained excess weight (quite the opposite, actually) because I watch my portions and don’t overeat (and if I do, I eat less the next day, duh).

      So I would say not being a giant fucking glutton also goes a long way into keeping a healthy shape- more so than what you eat. The only way (outside of a horrible medical condition) one can become truly obese (not chubby, but OBESE) is through binge eating like a disgusting pig. A Big Mac here and there or even a daily ice cream bar will NOT turn you into an amorphous blob.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 6:35 pm AlexandraHamilton

        ^ This.

        I’ve always kept reasonably in shape and a handle on what I was eating. But when I went paleo I dropped more weight eating the same amount of calories (~1400 a day) as I was eating before with grains in my diet. But if you eat 2000 cals a day (at least for women) of meat and veggies, you WILL still get fat. Low-carb diets give you that extra edge to get a little thinner than your normal “resting” body weight without starving yourself.

        In other words, as you said, it matters but it’s not a cure-all.

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  5. on April 25, 2013 at 1:43 pm saint of killers

    A small measure of hope, then, for the millions of married betas around the world.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 7:23 pm gunslingergregi

      yea don’t give her the allowance unless she stays thin

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  6. on April 25, 2013 at 1:50 pm FiftySeven

    The easiest way to get people to do something is to pay them to do it. See also: people on government programs who have a football team worth of kids.

    When I come to power, I’m giving healthy people tax breaks.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm Cad and Bounder

      Another way would be encourage them to be ‘shamed’. This could be outright like forcing fattie to pay more taxes due their burden on healthcare expenses. Or this could be achieved by a tacit measure like allowing airlines to charge by weight.

      Now imagine two girls go a vacation with similar suitcases. The fattie gets charged $20 more for the flight after being made to publicly weigh in and the airport. Now just think about social shaming that would go on when the thin one tells the story to her circle of friends.

      The moral argument that always comes up with this is that a large framed person shouldn’t be charged just for being big. This argument is complete horseshit because the airline has to pay more (weight=fuel load) and no one is adjusting for their sensitivities. In addition YOU are being charged more because of the body shape of person sitting next to you. I can adjust my BMI but I cant adjust the BMI of the fattie sitting next to me.

      ABC (Always Be Cadding)

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 4:50 pm FiftySeven

        Like those boxes for measuring your carry on. Put a seat there: ‘If You Can’t Fit In This, You Must Pay For Another Seat.’

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  7. on April 25, 2013 at 2:02 pm Help

    My 16 year old daughter wants to be come a nun.
    She does not get this from me or her mother.
    One day she decided to read the bible… and her mind got corrupted.
    She looks like a super model… and I simply cannot imagine her as a nun.
    What can I do to get that crazy idea out of her head?

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm Hugh G. Rection

      Introduce her to me. Giggity.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:12 pm evilalpha

      Stop molesting her?

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:25 pm Special K

      You’ve got a highly bangable 16 year old daughter that wants to not ride the cock carousel and you think that’s a bad thing?

      Fuck off man. Let her become a nun.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:50 pm Wilson

      Even the nuns are out of control in feminized society, so she can probably be a runway model, drink every night, and have a few abortions while living at the convent. When she gets older she can then bitch a lot until the Pope agrees to let women become priests

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:58 pm jsr

      1 Timothy 5:14
      1 Timothy 2:12-15
      Genesis 2:18 & 1 Corinthians 11:9

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 4:55 pm Matthew King

      The phase will pass. She is sixteen-years-old. That’s one step removed from wanting to be a veterinarian because she really likes puppy dogs.

      That said, learn something from her, beta-dad. She is seeking out the meaning that you were too pussy to provide her. That search is inevitable in this most confusing, topsy-turvy culture in history. You failed to give her guidance, so she seeks direction from better men than you. Which means, rather than getting to the nunnery, she will probably end up pulling a train in college. You send her to the wolves defenseless. Worse, you mock her attempt to gather some protection around her.

      Nonetheless, you are one fucked-up father. Someone tell me! How can I pimp my gorgeous virgin daughter out to the sexual sewer? Help! Stop fantasizing about her sexuality and start doing your duty to preserve her chastity. Creep.

      Matt

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 4:59 pm James

      yeah and tamerlan’s wife wanted to be in the peace corps. women submit to strength, seems she found it in the bible. that can easily be replaced by the first dickswinging alpha who gives her tingles. focus more on alpha thug deflection or you’ll wish she was in a convent when she bangs some thug with a bomb strapped to his chest.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 8:02 am Orion

      The bible corrupted her mind…. Perhaps the problem is YOU haven’t read it to instruct her on it. There are plenty of passages, proverbs, and psalms in there regarding women being fruitful and bearing children. I’d say you need to do some homework.

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  8. on April 25, 2013 at 2:05 pm everybodyhatesscott

    If you want to lose weight and you feel you can’t because you’re hungry all the time then 1. get an Adderal prescription, or 2. buy Primatene and mix with caffeine. It’s probably not healthy but neither is being a fat ass. Sensible diet and exercise will work too but it takes longer.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:35 pm WillBest

      3-4 days of sub 10g of carbs will crush your hunger pains. After that its just mental discipline in not touching grains or sugars.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 3:09 pm PetiteOlive

        yea, surprising, going keto is severely low carbs mimics the effect of being on Adderal anyway…or so I have been told.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 3:08 pm PetiteOlive

      how do one, umm..hypothetically, get an Adderal prescription without actually having ADHD?

      …..preferably in Canada….

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 7:11 am thwack

        You don’t need a script, just ask one of your white friends for some.

        OR

        Find out what “symptoms” your friend said she had and just repeat it when you go for yours.

        Adderal is all over the place these days; white and female? You’ll have no problem getting a script.

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  9. on April 25, 2013 at 2:06 pm july

    On a slight tangent… all these fat cows are driving the relative price of thin, fuckable bitches. I may need to move to the city. Level-headed pussy is hard to come by in the burbs.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:14 pm man

      1. you described my defense of one-itus from a week ago. It is very very hard to find any woman who weighs less than 150 pounds anywhere in the United States

      2. you will not find level-headed pussy in the city either. ZLZOZLZLLZZLOLOLOLZOLOZZ

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 2:42 pm WillBest

        It is not hard to find girls under 150 let alone very very.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 8:25 pm Calls

        He must live in Houston ..or Detroit.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:15 pm evilalpha

      Some burbs are better than some cities. Do your homework. I looked for weather, foreign women, youth, and overall thinness.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 7:17 pm Fearless

        Stab in the dark, sounds like Miami was your choice. Great weather, attractive thin foreign women, thousands of newly 18 spring break girls out on daddy’s credit card every year, no individual income tax. I think I just convinced myself.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 9:03 pm feministx

      Come NYC! I am an ugly girl in my neighborhood. The hottest women in America live in Miami and a few neighborhoods in NYC- Soho, Greenwich Village and Williamsburg in Brooklyn. I am average weight and ugly on most days because I don’t spend 2 hours putting myself together like the other girls do. If I spend 2 hours on myself, then I look average. I think I got hit on once in the whole of last year in my neighborhood. But I go other places and I get hit on multiple times a day.

      It’s kinda cool being ugly. I’m surprised I would say that, but it’s interesting to walk around and fully expect that you will get no attention from men. I think it’s been good for me. I feel like I am a regular human and not a piece of meat that is there to invite attention.

      But what’s really cool is being surrounded by gorgeous women. Major hollywood companies shoot on our streets all the time because the women are so hot (you don’t have to pay models as extras). Every day I see 3 or 4 models and every week I see a 10 in the summer. Seriously, it’s really refreshing and healthy to be surrounded by gorgeous women all the time. It makes you feel like you are in some glamorous movie all the time and that your life is exciting.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 1:29 am Modern Primitive

        “It’s kinda cool being ugly. I’m surprised I would say that, but it’s interesting to walk around and fully expect that you will get no attention from men. I think it’s been good for me. I feel like I am a regular human and not a piece of meat that is there to invite attention.”

        That’s some hamster lady

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 7:44 am evilalpha

        Na.

        In a previous position I traveled frequently.

        Everything about NYC is overinflated…including beauty. Wanna tell everyone how much your rent is?

        That city has only a mediocre PI (Pussy Index) when you consider things like god given looks, female ego, age and cost of living. There’s no doubt you will find some stunners in lower Manhattan, but that’s a function of population density combined with them spending 2 hours to look good.

        Compared to cities like Raleigh/Durham where you’ll nail true 8’s and 9’s that don’t need heels and spanx to look that good…NYC ain’t nothing. 60 thousand 18-22 year old girls attend UNC, Duke, NC State etc and every year there’s a fresh batch of 15,000 just like her

        http://elitedaily.com/elite/2013/sorority-girl-epic-rant-resigned-delta-gamma/

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:03 am Man reader.

        Fuck she’s a 9 at worst. Would bang.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 9:19 am evilalpha

        7ish. But I would be reluctant to trade up. This girl sucks morning wood as breakfast without having to be trained to do so…

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 10:14 pm anonYmous

        She is a 7.5 body with a 6 face. but…. she has upside potential, in a few years she will be much hotter, so if you were looking for ltr material she may have some potential.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:02 am Man reader.

        Miami overrated too. Most obese.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 10:15 am Flavia

        Mainland, yes. Beach, no.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:41 am Flavia

        With all due respect to the wonderful city of NYC, that was not my experience. Even my (very not jealous) husband was starting to get annoyed because I was being leered at so much. It was a bit off-putting, but a nice change from being somewhat the norm down south in FL. I did not find the general population of NYC very attractive…..but maybe I was not going to the right places.

        I do agree the best girls are in Miami BEACH, not the mainland which is full of ugly hipsters and portly Cubans in too small leggings. A big part of this is that the women love to be women- they dress up, put on make-up, and do their hair as a normal part of the routine….plus everyone is thin and dresses provocatively, which adds bonus points. A woman pushing a stroller with 2 kids, 115lbs soaking wet, wearing a short dress and heels is the norm. Those Argentines keep us all honest……

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  10. on April 25, 2013 at 2:22 pm Third Beta From the Sun

    1. Proof that ### Can ### with Willpower (fill in the blanks with any addiction).
    2. Know what cures diabetes? WAR! (cause you starve)
    3. I quit looking at my condition as ‘Diabetes Type 2’ and instead look at it as a bad pancreas…cut my numbers to the ‘in control’ and ‘non diabetic’ range.

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  11. on April 25, 2013 at 2:26 pm Glenn

    If tolerating obesity increases the chance that the obese stay obese, than it could be conceptualized as harm-causing, and thus immoral, to tolerate obesity.

    It is morally wrong to tolerate obesity.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:27 pm Glenn

      *chances that the obese stay obese, then it could…

      damn autocorrect

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:46 pm WillBest

      For whatever reason Obamacare decided that you can’t charge fat people more for health insurance but you could charge smokers more. Seems to me that if they wanted to control costs then charging people for the body fat percent after about 15 for men and 19 for women would be the way to go.

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  12. on April 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm Jason

    It can be in their wallets too. There’s some diet program in which your credit card is charged every time you don’t make your target weight. Five dollars a pound or something.

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  13. on April 25, 2013 at 2:40 pm Jason

    OT

    The best explanation I’ve ever read of the reason for liberal bias in the newspaper industry.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/04/why-big-cities-make-media-liberal-and-why-the-koch-brothers-cant-do-anything-about-it/275170/

    Great analysis.

    [CH: I think we can finally lay to rest the idea that newspaper journalists are in any way objective reporters of the facts.]

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 2:53 pm Man Reader

      no, da GBFM explained it better: Bernakified illuminati buthhexing da womenz so they force betas to pay past, present, and future earnings from hard work for past use of pussy

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 3:33 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        zlzoozozo

        yes follow the MONYE MONEYZ!!!!

        the less a wife is devoted to you and the chirldren
        the more time she has
        to support the wleath-transferring butthextingberanke industriez
        selling subprime loanz in short skirtz
        transferringz large amountz of waletehd
        filing sexual harrament lawsuitz

        subvesrions and butthext enriches the tiny bernankifierze elite class

        once upon a time when men would conquer countires
        they would enslave the women and children
        and off the men

        today they butthext the womenz
        enslave the childrenz in state daycare pc schools drug them up on ritaalzin tiratailzinz like tme the GBFM
        and leave the men living as slaves to be milked
        for child support
        divorce
        alimoniez
        taxes to fud welfare state
        to be sued when they look at a swimsuit picture in the PC office
        while all the major banks in their 401K
        profit from porn
        zlzozozozoz buthzteetzgzt

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 5:15 pm Matthew King

      Well, if Garance Franke-Ruta says it, who can argue?

      The Atlantic has turned into a rag ever since Michael Kelly was killed in Iraq. Unreadable garbage.

      This is just one more “great analysis” of lefty bias that reduces to, well of course most _____ are liberal because they are more urbane and worldly and cosmopolitan rather than provincial and retrograde and inbred.

      Further, who cares about newspapers? They are moribund. The New York Times is propped up by cash infusions from a capitalist bandito called Carlos Slim. Hey, you hipster jagoffs like irony, right?

      The bias goes well beyond newspapers, if you hadn’t noticed. The reason the left gravitates toward infotainment is because they overestimate the value of intellect. They believe the world changes by manipulating the flow of ideas rather than by doing things, which is a nerdy projection from their inability to do anything tangible well. This congealed into the insular culture of the last sixty years, when a business of drunken hacks and stringers suddenly fancied itself the equivalent of “professionals” (in the old sense of the term, i.e., doctors and lawyers), set up their pompous and preposterous “J Schools,” and rallied around the construct of “objectivity,” which is the humanities’ version of analytical philosophy — a thin veil over the raw pursuit of power, which postmodernism has concluded lies at the bottom of every enterprise. Leftism is a simple pursuit of power, and once we get it, we’ll figure out the rest.

      It’s all going bye-bye because the transmission of information has devolved to the individual — rather than the capital-intensive printing press or broadcasting tower — so enjoy the last decade of their hegemony, which apparently holds together your tattered and threadbare ideology.

      Matt

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 8:42 pm Jason

        Goin off the rails on a crazy train.

        I could type a single word — say, “peanut” — and this guy will spin a five-hundred-word-long commentary on the bourgeoisie nature of peanutry, the essential manliness of peanut brokers because they deal in “things”, beta males who can’t open peanut butter jars, and the abject state of a tattered twentieth-century legume ideology. Plus a tortured joke about bar peanuts at the end.

        Matt’s comments are like blues riffs. All twelve bars, all minor pentatonic, and you can always see ’em coming.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 8:57 pm Matthew King

        You didn’t write “peanut,” dweeb. You regurgitated some ugly feminist’s rewarmed leftovers of an argument. Then you pinched your nipples about how amazing it was.

        Work on your metaphors. They suck. Bar peanuts? Blues riffs? And you say I go off on tangents?

        I gave you more credit than you deserve. I wanted to find the black swan, the one lefty who didn’t dissolve into a purse-swinging bitch when he met someone who didn’t swallow the SWPL kool aid. Last time I overestimate “this alpha [who] loves to fight.” Fool me once.

        Matt

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 10:28 pm Jason

        Dude, you’re paranoid. I didn’t even know the author was a woman. (Garance?? French names are are unisex.) It’s irrelevant anyways. She (he?) did a great job analyzing how and why daily newspapers became what they used to be. That’s all. No agenda.

        And since when is feminism *my* ideology? I’ve scraped my memory for six months and literally cannot think of a single feminist I’ve ever known. I went to a conservative religious college. I’m married. I think families should eat dinner together. Should I go on proving my bona fides?

        Again, I know that I take unpopular *racial* stances here — and proudly — but game works, third-wave feminism sucks, and evo psych is real.

        Now, go step outside and take a deep breath and think about the fact that maybe, just maybe, the entire world isn’t out to get you. I’m certainly not.

        (buttons coat, offers hand)

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 5:46 am Matthew King

        Her photo was at the bottom. Be sober and alert. You are unaware of (incurious about) the sources of your thinking. You don’t know where that kool aid came from. And when shown, you go NAWALT on me. Get that weak shit out of my face. If you’re a lefty, own it, and defend it like a man. If you’re not, then stop linking to poison puke like The Atlantic.

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 1:56 pm Jason

        Please show me where I wrote that “not all women are like that.”

        Be sober and alert.

        Also, the Atlantic is neither poisonous nor vomit. But please keep slathering the paint widely.

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 3:13 pm Matthew King

        I guess I have to literally spell it out for you.

        Not All [SWPL] Are Like That. Or:

        I went to a conservative religious college. I’m married. I think families should eat dinner together. Should I go on proving my bona fides?

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  14. on April 25, 2013 at 2:46 pm Lily

    We all know that reward and punishment work miracles on the psyche. I’ve read studies on this, specifically in connection with weight loss. However, this study is more concerned with the positive side of the spectrum – incentives. Punishment works just as well, if not better. But, that’s for another discussion 😀

    On the incentive side of the spectrum, nothing works better on fatsos than romantic incentives. Romance, love, and sex, or just the promise can work miracles on the psyche. It can suppress a slew of biological needs as well as appetite. It’s a great example of the brain taking over the urging of the stomach. Some research suggests that fatter people get hungry more often than normal-weight people. The stomach sends a message to the brain that it needs to be fed. In turn, the brain sends signals of hunger. That’s when we get hunger pains. It’s a bit more complicated than I’m describing here, but certain research suggests that this process is more active in fat or obese people. Their stomach keeps sending hunger messages to the brain.

    Romance works the best to suppress appetite. we get butterflies and we don’t feel hungry. That’s the sign of the euphoria taking over. Euphoria shuts down bodily functions.

    The other incentives work well too, but in the end, all of them, including romance, are not stable for continued results. Once the euphoria subsides, the person goes back to their old habits. It’s like suppressing appetite with drugs. Once you remove the drugs, the person goes back to overrating.

    One needs to change habits and get the overrating under control. Many times, even if one is hungry often, it has a lot to do with how large his/her stomach is. The larger the stomach, the more food it needs to feel full. By reducing food intake, one can cause the shrinkage of the stomach, which in turn cause less hunger pain and the need to be fed. Therefore, it really takes a lot of discipline. People without strong willpower are almost always going to lose this battle. Before one even sees results of weight loss, he/she has to put up with feeling hungry for a couple of weeks until the stomach starts to shrink. So it really does take discipline. In that case, combining willpower with some incentive can work even better than just the incentive alone. The incentive could get you over the hurdle to the point of stomach shrinkage.

    Anyway, the weight loss in this study wasn’t really dramatic. They didn’t use a strong enough incentive, and I wonder how many gained the weight back after the incentive was removed.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 3:02 pm Lily

      lol, I meant, one needs to get the overeating under control, not overrating

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 3:42 pm PetiteOlive

      “Romance works the best to suppress appetite.”
      Not if the Romance creates an inflated self. Heard of the “honeymoon phase pounds”? where your man takes you out, wines and dinse ya, tells you are beautiful and then the tiny bits of body insecurity (which I think is needed to strive towards looking your best) slowly begins to fade and you start to believe you can have that extra cookie and donut. Romance I think, actually does the opposite and could make you fatter. FA(C)T! (hehe) 😀

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 4:08 pm Lily

        Well, that’s why I said it only works until the Euphoria evaporates. The euphoria could also evaporate when you start to feel too comfortable with him. The Euphoria is at its highest when everything is still a mystery. Once you think you have him, you don’t work as hard. However, all this is unimportant. Disciplined people don’t need strong incentives to look their best or maintain a nice figure. We work hard at it. It’s a lifestyle. First and foremost we do it for ourselves. But who knows what’s in store for most of us? As we age, we develop diseases, or become depressed and sink into overeating.

        Come to think of it, another incentive that works well is health related. For example, some people can stop smoking cold turkey by just getting a bad prognosis that they are about to develop emphysema. I know it worked on a friend of my parents. He was so scared that he stopped immediately and succeeded. Just being a little over weight can increase your chances of getting high blood pressure and/or diabetes, and you don’t have to be that old to get these conditions either. You can be in your 30s. So your health should be the strongest of incentives. Today people can live very long lives, but you have to maintain yourself disease-free in order to take full advantage of modern medicine, which is truly becoming the miracle before our eyes. The things doctors can do today were science fiction 20 years ago. So you have to be a real loser to let yourself deteriorate and not protect your health. If someone you’re involved with romantically doesn’t care enough about their health, are they going to care about you? If a fatso woman doesn’t care about her health and appearance, is she going to care about her man? Just food for thought.

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  15. on April 25, 2013 at 2:47 pm ng85

    2 years ago I decided to start running to lose weight and also get healthier. Around the same time my mother, who had gained a ton of weight, was diagnosed with diabetes. She also began complaining about how her back and knees were hurting her. I told her (Politely) that if she ate better and lost weight she’d get better. She’d go to doctors and I guarantee they said the same thing. But nope, she claimed it wasn’t because of her weight, she just had shitty knees and genes.

    Fast forward a year. I’ve lost 30 pounds and I’m in the best shape of my life, and several health problems I’ve had have gone away. Meanwhile my mother is in constant pain and can’t walk without the aid of a cane. She’s still overweight, but is going to a physical therapist who can only offer temporary relief. Her solution to this problem? KNEE SURGERY!!! Yes, she wants to fix the shutters when her foundation is cracking. I politely tell her again that if she lost some weight her knees would feel better. Of course she didn’t think she was fat, and felt that her weight had NOTHING to do with it.

    Fast forward to a month or two ago. My mother is now without a cane and can walk fine, and her diabetes is all but gone. What was her secret? She began to lose weight and eat better and get exercise!!! Wow, who would’ve imagined???? She sort of admitted that seeing my results from working out inspired her to get in better shape…..After 2 years of deliberations.

    It amazes me how lazy most Americans are when it comes to diets and their health. In my mother’s case, not even the prospect of being wheelchair-bound or dying could keep her from her shitty diet and sedentary lifestyle. And of course she blamed it all on other factors (It runs in the family, it’s genetic, etc.). It’s no surprise to me that it took money for people in the article to actually want to lose weight – Why bother to improve your life and health if it interferes with your TV watching and three course dinners?

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  16. on April 25, 2013 at 2:51 pm ng85

    Also, on the subject of fat acceptance chicks – There’s a FA chick who’s dating a buddy of mine. Every day on Facebook she posts stuff about how big is beautiful, all the while gaining more and more weight every time I see her (I’m sure my rather thin friend is ecstatic about this :\ ). Of course we all know that the chicks who do this shit are just using projection to hide their insecurities – Deep inside she really hates how she looks.

    And how do I know? She made a cartoon avatar of herself recently on some website. It had the same hair and glasses as her…..And that was about it. What it was missing was 40 pounds of flab. If she is so find with how she looks, why didn’t her avatar reflect her body type? Could it be that…..GASP…..This skinny waif she created is her IDEAL SELF?! Who would’ve thunk it???

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  17. on April 25, 2013 at 2:53 pm tang3zang

    “But….but I’m stressed!”

    “And MUH GENES!”

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 4:54 pm Holden Caulfield

      MUH GENES are stretchin out my Jeans. I gotz da DIABEETUS

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  18. on April 25, 2013 at 3:21 pm 2121xxx

    I can’t believe all this deluded BS about losing weight I hear nowadays in the media. I lost 55 lbs and have kept it off for two + years. I accomplished this by strictly counting calories. That’s the only tool I’ve needed. Eat zero calories and I guarantee you will lose weight. Now that we’ve established that restricting calories will guarantee weight loss, figure out what your calorie consumption level is that will make you lose weight at a moderate pace, such as a pound a week. The heck with all this carb/sugars/proteins/metabolism/evil corporations/high-fructose corn syrup/yadda yadda, vomit. Counting calories — that’s all you need. (That said, when I was losing my weight, I usually ate 100 grams of protein a day to shield against my weight loss coming from fat, and not muscle. I just factored that into my calorie count. But, even when I didn’t monitor protein, I still lost weight by restricting calories.I went for long stretches not monitoring protein and eating mainly what some call “crap” — such as sugar, sugar, sugar — but I lost weight because I restricted calories. That is ALL you need. Yes, it helps tremendously to have an emotional fire built under your fat ass, such as romance. I can vouch for this. But that doesn’t make you lose weight. Only calorie restriction makes you lose weight. Period. Just do it.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 4:03 pm anon

      Got an easy way to count calories that works on anything you eat?

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:01 pm 2121xxx

        Counting calories is sort of easy. Look the caloric values up online on your smart phone. Also, look at the food labels and the menus. After a while, you’ll start memorizing caloric values and no longer need to look them up very often. Also, you’ll get better and better at estimating values. I now trust my judgement enough to override what a label or menu says when it seems inaccurate. This doesn’t happen often. When it does, I find that, almost always, the caloric value is underestimated on the label or menu.

        Another thing about calories: Exercise machines at the gym are often not accurate. I have learned that I burn calories at about a 500-600 cals/hr pace when I am on an exercise machine exercising at a comfortable rate. Anything more than that makes me feel like I’m uncomfortably straining. If the machine is giving me numbers higher than than 500-600 cals/hr, then I discount the machine’s readings. I don’t recall ever finding a machine that shortchanged me on its readings. Of course, your exercise comfort zone may differ from mine.

        Following is more info not directly related to your question. You may not want or need this info, but here it is, in case you are interested:

        For me, keeping detailed records is mandatory. I cannot be trusted to use my instincts. My instincts got me fat, so they are “fired”:) They aren’t doing the job. Instead, I log everything i eat ASAP into my laptop or smart phone.

        I maintain a spreadsheet. i weigh myself daily at the same time, with the same scale, positioned on the same place on the floor. I always weigh with no clothes on to get the most accurate weight.

        As far as dieting goes, I have a saying: “If it ain’t hurtin’, it ain’t workin’.” What I mean by that is, for me, there are going to be periods of emotional and psychological distress when counting calories, if the diet is really working. Anytime I think that I’ve got this dieting thing “dicked” because I have been having no problem with discomfort, then — surprise, surprise! — I don’t lose weight that week. Somewhere, somewhere, I screwed up with my calorie counting. Maybe I got lax in logging my calories. Maybe I overestimated how much exercise I was getting. Whatever the cause, I made an error, so I have to tighten up.

        You gotta pay the price of weight loss with the currency of pain. The best kind of pain is real hunger pain in the stomach, because then I know I am getting somewhere.

        Ultimately, of course, the final judge and jury is the scale.

        Counting calories is like following a strict household budget. You don’t have many dollars/calories to spend, so make them go far. For example if you are on a 1600 cal diet, then don’t “piss them away” on, say, a 1200-calorie banana split and a 400-calorie bag of french fries. Instead, spend your calories on something that will last longer through the day, such as very-lo-cal vegetables and really lean poultry. This is just one example of how to wisely spend within your caloric budget. You can get a lot more eatin’ out of 1600 cals worth of lo-cal veg-poultry than you get from a banana split and fries. To compare it to following a household budget, if you were on a $500/week budget, you wouldn’t buy a $500 pair of shoes the minute you got your $500, because then you’d be tapped out for the week. Instead, you’d buy a $20 pair of shoes, and have lots of money still to spend.

        –

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:19 am anon

        That’s in no means easy. Easy would be someing you could hook up to your stomach that would tell you how many calories ytou are eating as you eat them. When they invent that, maybe I’ll give it a shot. Also they better invent some kind of cheap pill you can take so you don’t feel hungry or get the munchies, for those of us who have no tolerance for pain or discomfort.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 10:08 am Scott

        Also they better invent some kind of cheap pill you can take so you don’t feel hungry or get the munchies, for those of us who have no tolerance for pain or discomfort.

        It’s called adderall. The non-prescription version is called Primatene. Smoking will kill hunger pains too but it’s a bit of a nasty habit.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 11:14 am What

        ephedrine cuts appetite fairly well

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 12:09 pm Scott

        I don’t know if you’re agreeing with me or not but I’ll point out ephedrine is the prime ingredient in Primatene. Unfortunately they don’t just sell ephedrine alone anymore (at least at the pharmacy near me)

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 3:36 pm What

        your comment wasnt there when i wrote mine guess it came in afterwards

        but yeah adderall is by far the better option. didn’t know they had a non-perscription version though. and ephedrine is still legal up here in canada. you can buy it by the friggin pound almost

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 1:11 pm Erik Roar

        Estimate what you take in now in calories then compare that to 2000 which is a decent starting point if you just want easy. Add a few hundred if your active or muscular take away a few hundred if you want to lose. Will give you a rough guidline to know if your eating too much. If your having trouble estimating your calorie intake becuase your eating out a lot, chances are thats your problem.

        Hardest part is learning how easy it is.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:21 pm clipse

        1. Figure out your BMR, and keep your number near or slightly below it to gradually lose weight: http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/

        2. Weigh yourself every morning, calculate changes to the weekly average weight on a separate excel sheet: http://dailyburn.com

        3. Read “The End of Overeating” by former FDA head David Kessler.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 9:21 pm clipse

      As someone who did the same thing, I second this strategy of counting calories. I’ve lost 60 pounds that way and kept it off for over five years now.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 12:49 am WillBest

      How can you count calories without monitoring protein? That is why I like carb avoidance its so much easier to just not eat grains, potatoes and corn, while keeping the sugar count low.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 7:55 am Hugh G. Rection

      Food calories are measured by literally burning food in a calorimeter. This is not what happens in your body. As you rightfully point out without protein your body will cannibalize the muscles for essential amino acids.

      I think counting calories is harder than just having a list of things not to eat. But if it works for you, good for you. The real problem with dieting is finding a diet that works for you.

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  19. on April 25, 2013 at 3:25 pm Jeff

    “path of feast insistence”

    I just spit put my afternoon coffee. CH, you magnificent bastard!

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  20. on April 25, 2013 at 3:25 pm feministx

    Earlier this year, I interviewed for a job to be a statistician for the east coast portion of that study (rather the continuation of that study). I didn’t get that job, which really bummed me out because it’s really difficult to find policy analyst jobs that do not involve advancing a liberal agenda no matter what the evidence suggests.

    I need more willpower to try again and get such a job . In my heart, I feel like a fat person just because I don’t have the willpower to accomplish most of the things I would like to do in life.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 8:22 pm Karl

      “Policy Analyst” ?!? How about learning to weld.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 8:32 pm feministx

        I’m better at purely cerebral tasks. I am below average at a number of hands on tasks, especially mechanical ones.

        [CH: I read that as “masturbatory ones”.]

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:31 pm feministx

        Well, what I can do for myself definitely falls short of the real thing done properly. The problem with a woman fucking herself is that she is the one in control. How good can that be?

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 4:05 pm Rogue Male

        The Duracells are in control, dear.

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  21. on April 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm Dr. Zoidberg

    I was tired of not getting laid, so the last year of college, I started exercising and dropped from 240 to 170 (subsequently back up to 185 after moving to a colder climate many years later). Not surprisingly, I started getting laid, a lot, which just incentivized me to keep working out. Incentives work.

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  22. on April 25, 2013 at 4:02 pm anon

    How is having enough willpower to lose weight not genetic but having enough willpower to not commit crimes genetic?

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 8:44 pm WillBest

      The number of people with type 1 diabetes, genetically based hypothyroidism, or similar genetic defect is perhaps 1 in 300. The number of hippos waddling around is more like 2 in 5. The reason people are fat is Big Gov and Big Ag got them addicted to feed.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:21 am anon

        I’m not talking about genetically based thyroid or whatever. I’m talking about genetically based lack of willpower, the same way that certain population groups have the genetically based lack of willpower to not commit crimes.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 2:40 pm 2121xxx

        I look at the other way: Big Gov and Big Ag and Big Food Processing have done a stupendous job of making food available to us for really cheap, and preparing it in tremendously appealing ways. Bravo! They are doing their jobs incredibly well!

        Now that we have this tremendous luxury of having mountains and mountains of prime, tasty, cheap food, it is up to us to handle this luxury wisely. It is like a knife-maker making wonderfully sharp knives — don’t blame the knife maker if you get cut.

        This reminds me of a line I heard in an inner city high school. A girl student was asked, “How do you lose weight?” Her reply was, “Ya gotsta keep the junk outta yer mouf” [spelling intentional]. She nailed it! — more or less. I’ll change what she said a little bit: You have to limit the amount of food that goes into your mouth. It’s up to us. No one gets us addicted without our consent.

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  23. on April 25, 2013 at 4:03 pm The Karamazov Idea

    My mother comes to mind. After the doctor told her she was obese and my beta father found the balls to agree (I did my part. When she asked me if she was obese, I laughed and laughed and laughed and then deadpanned and said yes), she cut the junk carbs and subsisted mostly off veggies and lean meat for 1.5 years. She’s literally less than half the woman and has been for a half a year. She dropped almost 100 pounds at about 5’3″. All it took was for the hamster to finally give up.

    Notice whenever a place (dining hall, theme park, etc.) doesn’t serve healthy food, they get berated with demands to serve healthy food. Then they begin serving it. You see it untouched, unwanted and uneaten. Where did all the complainers go? They’re in line for chicken-fried steak and they’re pissed. Their excuse for being fat (unavailability of healthy alternatives) is gone and they have to find a new one….fat shaming thin-privileged bigots!

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 6:18 pm FuriousFerret

      ^^^^^^

      This. It’s so simple really. Cut out junk food and stick to meat and veggies. I can’t understand why people refuse to accept that no junk food and only clean food is the secret to being thin?

      I guess it’s the same people that refuse to believe that acting masculine attracts women.

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  24. on April 25, 2013 at 4:33 pm Omega_Dork

    OT, and you may have already posted about it, but go here to see the best dramatic reading of the “deranged sorority girl email”.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 7:29 pm Man reader.

      That rules and she’s an 8.5

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:31 am evilalpha

        Look at her face…Look at her breasts..

        She can’t be an 8

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:36 am Man Reader

        Hey all you tuff guy cads: are my avatar’s calf muscles still to big? LOLOZZZLOZLZOZL

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 9:49 am WillBest

        I was thinking 7 tops myself

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 11:44 am evilalpha

        I do know one thing. She’s definitely a step down from the girl who wrote the email.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 1:58 pm Omega_Dork

        Not every one likes hangy down breasts. She’s probably a low 8.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 9:11 pm corvinus

      Probably one of the few girls who swear like a fucking sailor that I’d actually want to bang. Because she’s telling off antisocial girls, lozlzolzozlz

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    • on April 27, 2013 at 2:56 pm Rogue Male

      “cunt punt”

      +1

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  25. on April 25, 2013 at 4:34 pm FuriousFerret

    I think people don’t understand the point of where willpower plays a role in the porking process. The willpower can only exist when people understand the system that drives their hunger. Most people are misinformed on the subject.

    First, the eating of junk food makes one fat. A major problem is that people don’t consider some junk food as actual junk food and think the exact opposite. Almost every kind of wheat based product is junk food. Every single candy/soda is junk food.

    When you eat any of these junk foods you enter into a feedback loop. You eat wheat products and this in turn spikes your insulin and blood sugar up to high heaven which makes you more hungry. You are hungry because of these biochemical shifts and you proceed to eat more. Rinse and repeat.

    When in the throes of the junk food feedback loop willpower will get overrun, it’s simply a matter of time. The willpower begins when the person is educated and then uses a lot less willpower to simply not engage in junk food eating before the cycle kicks off. When only battling the pleasure portion instead of the biochemical aspect, it is much much easier.

    So willpower is at play here but only when the subject is informed with proper instruction. What we have now is the powers that be telling an alcoholic to simply have three beers a day and then screaming at him when he goes on a bender. The offending agent (junk food) must be identified and eliminated. Simply blaming the addict who is being given the ‘healthy’ beer (cheerios, breads, pastas, sauces) is counter productive.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 12:52 pm Anonymous

      We don’t need this kind of fine-grained analysis of the complexities of actually making things work. Jingoistic “left-right” / “right/wrong” will do nicely, thank you.

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  26. on April 25, 2013 at 5:30 pm Robert

    No one–not a single person–was ever overweight in a concentration camp. Why? (Drastically) reduced calorie intake. Any questions?

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 7:25 pm OralCummings

      Did they still fuck in those camps? Anne Frank was pretty hot when she first got there…not so much later!!

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:25 pm clipse

        According to Andrew Roberts, the Soviet horde gang-raped emaciated wimmenz as they “liberated” the death camps.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 10:02 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

        There’s nothing like admiring the outline of your cock under her skin, as it slides in and out of her dangerously concave stomach.

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    • on April 27, 2013 at 7:27 am thwack

      They also made jews do real work, like physical work… the kind of work lazy fat people with soft hands avoid.

      Work will make you free.

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  27. on April 25, 2013 at 6:05 pm Green Tea

    If being fat isn’t genetic, how come you rarely if ever see fat Asians? How come French people have such a low rate of being fat, even by European standards? How come certain other ethnicities have such a high rate of obesity?

    Secondly, I rarely notice thin white women who have kids in there 20s, yet I see overweight women with lots of kids all the time even when there only in there 20s, is it so outrageous an idea that if this pattern has been going strong for say 50 years now that the genes of white people are tilting towards being overweight?

    [CH: Genetic determinists overplay their hand on the obesity issue.]

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 6:56 pm Aaron

      I live near a college with a 25% Asian population. I see plenty of fat Asians. Chubby Asian girls are disgusting because they defy the thin petite stereotype. And why are they fat? Because they eat like Americans.

      French women practice portion control and eat socially. They don’t come from work and stuff their faces with junk food all night in front of the TV.

      Blame culture and leave genetics out of this.

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 8:52 pm Green Tea

        The fat asians are probably pacific islanders, and widespread obesity in them would support a genetic view of obesity. East asians who are fat are seem pretty rare, just about the only really thin petite women you see are east asian in a lot of the US now.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 12:55 am WillBest

        That might have been the case 10 years ago. My wife’s FB is littered with fat Chinese, Korean, and Japanese girls she new from high school.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 6:48 am itsme

        i live in a heavily asian neighborhood. chances are, the thin east asians you see are immigrants. the east asians who have been here for a generation or two and raised on the standard american diet tend to be not as thin. a good number of them are fat or obese.

        even if you believe that skinnyness/fatness is genetic, remember that genetics are just the blueprint. you can have a blueprint for a structurally sound building, but when you build it with shoddy materials, what do you end up with?

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 8:57 am evilalpha

        Asian women are also getting bitchier and sluttier, not just fatter. That culture you are blaming is called feminism.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 1:11 am WillBest

      There are a couple genetic diseases that make you fat. They are relatively rare. Obesity is not. Genetics probably plays a part on your insulin sensitivity, but your diet matters far more. The American diet thanks to 50 years of bad advice/corporate manipulation channeled through the USDA and school education system has resulted widespread obesity.

      —

      A woman with a child obliterates her LTR value to any man that didn’t spawn that child. So a woman would only be slimming up for pump and dumps or to please the man that spawned her child. If that man is a beta then she is going to stay fat.

      My wife after 3 kids weighs the same as the day I met her. Some of my friends have not been so lucky and have wives that are 15-25 pounds heavier despite fewer or even no kids.

      The most amusing story is a wife that put on 60 pounds and kept it on post pregnancy. She recently decided to lose weight and hit the gym and is down about 10 pounds. I am sure it has nothing to do with him getting a massive promotion which included nearly a 33% raise and a 5 figure bonus three weeks prior.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 7:20 am JayMan

      See here. All covered:

      A Fat World – With a Fat Secret? | JayMan’s Blog

      The issue at question here is what is the right kind of environmental manipulation to achieve weight loss in most affected countries, if possible at all.

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  28. on April 25, 2013 at 6:59 pm JayMan

    The Biggest Loser, anyone? :p

    It’s still in the genes, but with the right environment…

    This is interesting. Though the results were still pathetic (9 lbs) and they didn’t follow the participants long enough (I’d prefer 2 years), but the point is taken, and is as I’d expect.

    I’m inclined to agree with your recommendation to tax junk food and alter food subsidies to price foods according to “health”. The unknown is the ability of the food supply to sustain this.

    [CH: Your journey to the dark side is nearly complete, padawan.]

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 7:04 pm FuriousFerret

      “It’s still in the genes, but with the right environment…”

      What the fuck are you talking about?

      What don’t you understand about no junk food = no blubber?

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:09 pm corvinus

        Not necessarily… there’s that one guy who went on a “McDonald’s diet” by only eating McDonalds… but with the caveat that he ate a rational amount of food.

        http://www.nbcnews.com/id/25281188/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/man-sheds-pounds-mcdonalds-diet/#.UXnvy0qSjdI

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      • on April 25, 2013 at 9:45 pm FuriousFerret

        with the caveat that he didn’t eat the junkiest foods at McDonalds.

        “Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.”

        Also, he’s still a fat ass. He went from being a blue whale to a manatee.

        I have personally experience this. I was 160 coming out of college at about 11 percent body fat. I went to the toxic office environment and kept my weight under reasonable control with lifting and portion control but got plumper, then I blew up to 210 at 5’11. From there I discovered while trying to diet that when I ate chicken and veggies I would be full for a long time at about 800 calories.

        This lead to finding the paleo diet and now I’m at 170 at about 18 percent body fat and am ramping into full keto to get back to 160. It’s the motherfucking food. I didn’t run or do cardio. I lift weights three times a week.

        It’s simple meat plus veggies equals thin person and JayMan would simply try it for two months he would be well on his way to be cured of his fatness. I’m giving you the answer right there and you don’t even feel hungry. Oven baked chicken, Hot Sauce, mixed veggies. That’s all you have to do.

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      • on April 26, 2013 at 12:38 am corvinus

        I agree with you, but my point was simply that fatassery is also caused by eating too much.

        Oven baked chicken, Hot Sauce, mixed veggies.

        A lot of my dinners are just that, plus brown rice or whole wheat pasta.

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    • on April 25, 2013 at 7:57 pm Serenety

      Let me correct your misunderstanding.

      It’s “The Fattest Loser”

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  29. on April 25, 2013 at 7:04 pm Full-Fledged Fiasco

    This kid got game lol.

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  30. on April 25, 2013 at 7:11 pm jamesd127

    I am fat. I noticed that my blood pressure had risen to levels likely to kill me.

    I almost completely stopped eating for three days, started eating again when blood pressure had returned to normal.

    To my surprise, I had absolutely no difficulty controlling my appetite.

    [CH: Excellent. If you wish to be a warrior of the New West, you must chisel your form to reflect on the outside the spiritual conqueror you are becoming on the inside.]

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  31. on April 25, 2013 at 7:59 pm gunslingergregi

    heartiste ‏@heartiste 7h
    Coulter is realtalking hard here. But she still needs to take that last step to total illumination. http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2013-04-24.html …””””””””””””

    gee look at the diversity in the killer on that list
    why don’t they make national news and not on the list of mass killers

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  32. on April 25, 2013 at 8:01 pm George

    Today’s Dear Annie advice column says that a mom should never restrict a daughter’s calories, because that might promote the unhealthy view that being thin is better than being fat..

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 9:58 am Hugh G. Rection

      Kind of a dumb thing for a mother to say, since she pretty much controls every aspect of her 4 year olds life if she so chooses.

      Of course we could start some false flag operation and accuse the First Lady of promoting eating disorders.

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 6:54 pm 2121xxx

      that’s crazy. the mom should emphasize to her daughter that there is a proper quantity of calories, neither too high, not too low — and to remain aware of this fact for life, the same way that a thermostat in a house should be dialed to around 68-72 degrees or so… and not higher or lower, in most cases…. or how, a car should drive near the speed limit, and not too high or too low.

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  33. on April 25, 2013 at 8:31 pm gunslingergregi

    pain avoidance (heh heh heh) —
    ”””””””’

    I see what you did there

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  34. on April 25, 2013 at 8:45 pm Proof That Fatsos Can Lose Weight With Willpower « PUA Central

    […] Proof That Fatsos Can Lose Weight With Willpower […]

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  35. on April 25, 2013 at 9:44 pm beta_plus

    Fat chicks in post-modern america are the equivalent of supplicating beta males with unrestricted sexual access to the Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleaders.

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  36. on April 25, 2013 at 10:44 pm Anonymous

    I worked as a nursing home aide in college. I’ve seen our future and it is disturbing.

    The Obamacare technocrats think they will solve the our out of control healthcare costs when they are really just nibbling around the edges of the Big Mac. As the tidal wave obese baby boomers starts waddling into the hospital for their Medicare funded hip replacements the system will collapse under weight of a million honey boo boo mamas. Forget about deficits and whatever bullshit that sniveling bitch face Krugman says. The real problem is the unfunded liabilities of Medicare, and to a lesser extent Social Security. No politician will touch these programs because the backlash from the AARP would make the NRA green with envy. The budget projections are so bad you could take every last dime from the one percent and cut all military spending and you still nibbling at the Big Mac. We are going to sink into a sea of blubber. There will be more taxes for everyone, probably means testing of Medicare and Social Security, and healthcare rationing. Read it and weep:
    http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/01/14/vat-middle-class/?iid=HP_LN

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  37. on April 26, 2013 at 2:56 am VryeDenker

    Well shit, I’ll put more effort into anything if someone pays me.

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    • on April 28, 2013 at 5:38 am Nicole

      Think of it this way…

      Let’s take it out of the frame of weight loss specifically, and talk about the benefits of eating properly.

      You will have more energy, and therefore be able to work more, harder, and more efficiently without suffering for it. If you are self employed or own a business, you’ll see the results of that very quickly. If you’re salaried, it will take a bit longer, but you are more likely to get promoted, raises, and other benefits. You certainly won’t miss as many days, and if you’re paid hourly, you will be banking overtime in seasons when everyone else is sick.

      Healthier people make more money in the same jobs than unhealthy people.

      The weight you lose and/or the looking better as a side effect of being healthier, will also add to your charisma. People will want to give you their money or pay you more money because you’ll be more awesome.

      So there’s your financial incentive.

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  38. on April 26, 2013 at 6:31 am gunslingergregi

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/04/25/17916487-nyc-has-smart-camera-network-to-thwart-terror-attacks?lite
    “We’ve made major investments in camera technology – notwithstanding the objections of some special interests,” Bloomberg said Thursday, referring to invasion of privacy concerns that civil libertarians have raised about heightened surveillance.
    Cops are looking for a suspect in a red shirt? No problem — the cameras can highlight anyone in that color in a crowd.
    ””””’

    of that color
    allthough didn’t seem to be working to well when a dude got stabbed when i was getting off subway and there were like 7 cops in area outside and they couldn’t find him
    no privacy though you are correct oh well I guess solve hundred percent of crime one day but they will have to keep coming up with new ones to keep making money off bullshit crime

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  39. on April 26, 2013 at 6:54 am blah blah

    body only matters if you’re female, so a fat woman who becomes skinny has access to dominant males. it doesn’t matter if you’re male, so no romantic incentive there. besides, fat women don’t need to slim down anyway. they got something called post-secondary education

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm FuriousFerret

      First off, this isn’t true.

      Women do have a requirement for physique, it’s just that men tend to either over emphasize or disregard it. It’s simply a checkbox that has to be filled and it varies from woman to woman.

      Also, taking pride in your body is for your own well being. Why in the hell would you want to be fat for the rest of your life? That confounds me. When I was fat for about 1 year and half, I didn’t like it at all. I didn’t lose the weight for chicks, but for my own sanity. It’s simply disgusting.

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  40. on April 26, 2013 at 7:11 am TRUTH

    fat vs broke, which would you rather date?
    http://intjforum.com/showthread.php?t=102109

    it seems guys ovewhelming prefer ”broke”.

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  41. on April 26, 2013 at 8:21 am man reader

    CH, re: your tweet re chick on pedastal w/ Islamist love near her hot vagina…she deserves to be hit by a train. I’d say her dad does too, for raising her wrong, but it’s probably the case that she was taken from him via “no fault divorce”. So her mom deserves to be hit by a train too.

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  42. on April 26, 2013 at 8:43 am Inane Rambler

    The Shiv is truly merciless.

    That’s the sound of thousands of feminist voices crying out as they are silenced.

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  43. on April 26, 2013 at 8:45 am JayMan

    O/T, “Radioactive” is actually a really cool song, and is quite fitting for what you’ve suggested…

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  44. on April 26, 2013 at 10:10 am yaser

    You guys watch out, or else this is gonna get to you as well:

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  45. on April 26, 2013 at 10:11 am yaser

    For anyone interested, LCHF is the way to go.

    It’s so good you don’t even need to be fat to benefit from it.

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  46. on April 26, 2013 at 10:22 am Man Reader

    took personality test. confirmed I’m beta, which, of course, means I’m a truly good person in my heart. no wonder girls see me as beta in a world of stupidity turned upside down and inside out

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  47. on April 26, 2013 at 10:25 am Man Reader

    CH on your tweet about nonmoderated commenting ending soon, another thing is not allowing anonymous handles and making people use their facebook accounts!! the Miami Herald online already did that, because red pill men were (anonymously) pointing out the truth about daily stories like black male violence and such. the result is that there are almost NO comments now on miamiherald.com. used to be a fun place to have discussions not too dissimilar from your blog. red pill men would point out the truths about things like no fault divorce, general stupidity of women and blacks, etc. of course OUR FOUNDING fathers wrote anonymously and that’s how one has to speak truth to power sometimes, but modern liberals have no education to understand that. I used to educate my miami neighbors about stuff (sometimes learned here) but can’t do that anymore cause I have a job and kids to feed and of course one cannot do that using real name. signed, Publius

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    • on April 26, 2013 at 2:56 pm 2121xxx

      @Man Reader… I agree… if real names are required on CH, the quality of discourse is going to go through the floor. Ben Franklin got his start as a public commentator using the the pseudonym “Silence Dogood.” He did this because he would’ve otherwise gotten in trouble with his mean older brother, James. Same with CH: If everyone speaks their minds without pseudonyms, we’re going to get in trouble, and we won’t post — not out of defiance, but because out of a sense of social preservation Now, as far as moderating — yes! that is a good thing. Keeps the trolls and low-quality commentators out.

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      • on April 27, 2013 at 8:28 am itsme

        i don’t see the problem. just make a fake facebook account.

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  48. on April 26, 2013 at 11:13 am Glenbert

    And if that fails, then it’s up to us ectomorphs to really step-up our game and breed these people out of existence. Yeah, it’s harder for us, but it’s always been harder for the Elect.

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  49. on April 26, 2013 at 7:45 pm HerpDerp

    10lbs is nothing.

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  50. on April 28, 2013 at 7:29 am thwack

    When my friend got shot, he spent 30 days in the hospital. In that time he lost 40 pounds. The next time I saw him I mistook him for his younger brother. It was shocking to see him sans fat.

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  51. on April 30, 2013 at 11:02 pm Lightning Round – 20130/05/01 | Free Northerner

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