Chateau Heartiste

The One Instance Saying Sorry To A Girl Is Helpful

When a girl snarkily accuses you, in so many words, of coming onto her. For example:

GIRL: If you think I’m going home with you…

YOU: Nope, wasn’t thinking it. Sorry to disappoint you.

AAS. A, Always. A, Assume. S, the Sale. Always assume the sale.

Chicks dig guys who are (over)confident of their product.

There is one exception to the above rule: An accusatory girl who is showing by her lip-licking, hair-twirling and heel-dangling that she actually would like you to come onto her. You may then accept her accusation not as a shit test, but as an invitation to increase the voltage.