Feminists and their obese manpug lapdogs are fond of sniggering at old men with erectile dysfunction, but they would not be so sneering if they understood that at least half of ED cases are actually caused by a lack of sufficiently attractive women to inspire rock hardiness, rather than by an inherent physiological condition brought on by aging.
A CH reader with a blog writes,
A recent study examined the sex lives of men and women in the Czech Republic aged 35-65. The individuals provided their age, waist size, and their partner’s age. Amongst other things, they answered the widely used 5-item International Index of Erectile Function (IIEF-5).
Under a multiple regression model, 24% of erectile function could be accounted for by the man’s age, 16% by his partner’s age, and 10% by the partner’s waist size (the effect of the man’s waist size was not statistically significant). In other words, the woman’s age and waist size were as important as the man’s age in determining erectile function.
It would be out of character for the vainglorious viscounts of CH to neglect to mention that the Chateau was on top of this study first, correctly noting that HOTTER WOMEN = BETTER SEX for men. And, going back further in time, before science even stepped in to offer its seal of validation, the Chateau exposed this real-world phenomenon using nothing but the powers of open-eyed observation.
Executive summary: It’s not erectile dysfunction, it’s erectile discrimination. Men’s penii are discriminating — with their discriminatory powers becoming more finely-tuned as the incoherent compulsion of teenage horniness subsides — and will more quickly rise to the occasion when a physically attractive, young woman with a high Residual Reproductive Value is the object of love.
So, dear cackling femcunts, supplicating manboobs and dumpy doughgrrls casting about for explanations, true or not, that will most spare your fragile egos…
It’s not a man’s flagging boner that’s the problem; it’s your flagging bodies.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the titter of a mischief maker and 10 being TNT in the belly of the Cathedral, how would you rate today’s ugly truth revelation?
NAMALT!!!!!
I rate this as capable of inducing my psychological destruction.
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It’s not me, it’s you. No, what am i kidding? It was *always* you!
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lzlzozoz
da best cure for ED is
wait for it
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da best cure for ED is
YP!!!!
YOUNG PUSSYYSYYSSYSY!!!
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lzlozozooz
one time when da gbfm had whisky dick he said
“If you can get it up, you deserves it” lzzlooozozoozozozllo
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Should be like stating the obvious though?..
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On the other hand, a man should be able to get it up for anyone likely to be even somewhat fertile (he’s supposed to have evolved that way). More cases of lack of erection should happen with fatter and older women, but complete lack is strange. (Unless you are so swarmed by hot women that you have no time for older and fatter ones.)
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i think probably there is some use for evolutionary weenie discrimination in that all new mouths need food and protection, so while yeah we need to reproduce, we also need to preferentially reproduce with quality.
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Sure men have some discrimination, no debate here. What they prefer when they have the choice is fairly obvious. But they seem to be programmed for both long term mating and short term mating. And during the last one it’s possible to get away with not investing that much. It seems if men faced that much investment every time, they would be as picky about sex as women, which they are not. So like I said, I expect them to have the best boners for the best women, but still have some left for the less appealing, especially when sex is free.
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Men have to invest something in their mating partnerships, even if the semen is free, so the reluctant penis is still a useful as a sign for him to move on
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So why would guys get it up for an unlimited number of hot women who desired nothing but casual sex? 😉 Can’t invest in them all. And when a fat woman offered casual sex with no strings attached, it shouldn’t be a problem, then?
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Nobody should be able to get it up for this
Not safe for sanity. Seriously, you’ve been warned
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Ugh… I can get it down for that.
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“a man should be able to get it up for anyone likely to be even somewhat fertile”
Not true. See how the human male lacks a bone within his penis unlike most (all?) other mammals.
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Speak for yourself!
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I tried to hook up with a fattie once, while drunk and desperate, and that was the only time my gladius failed me.
Though she was willing, perfectly shaved, had huge boobs, and I was desperately horny, I neither came nor conquered after I saw her huge, piggish, round bellied walrus mass loll around on the hotel bed. Couldn’t do it. No woman fatter than me can get me able to “achieve and maintain.”
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You’re ignoring a host of negative consequences that a functioning limbic system is designed to account for: waste of time/calories, risk of unwanted attachment (emotional or otherwise), risk of discovery, risk of disease, …
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This is so, so true. For men, attraction has a huge mental component. And if you’re dealing with a disgusting Americunt, you’re not going to get aroused. Especially if you’ve lived abroad and know what real women are like.
As far as I know, the only place on the internet where this truth has been exposed. Much praise is owed to CH for going where no others dare go.
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My answer wasn’t on the poll. Today’s Ugly Truth is my motivation to be an antidote to ED 🙂 That’ll be *my* little contribution to science.
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You make me want to name a daughter Cialis.
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What????
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That’s the attitude Kate!
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Then put your pic back up as your avatar.
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^ Word.
That and knowing a few good movie quotes should have Gerard Butler in Kate’s own personal ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’ remake in no time.
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lol- You guys are the antidote to a frown 🙂
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Kate, makes me “healthy, wealthy and wise.”
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lol- Nice one, Franklin 🙂
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My dick thanks you. C’mon,say it. Say it! (Deep basso profundo voice) “Yeah Kate thanks,heh heh heh…”
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Well, my boyfriend actually says the same thing. He said that the doctor prescribed him some stuff for this, but that the real cure is to find someone young and hot. He tells all his friends that this works. But here’s the thing: It only works for him. From his perspective, he feels like he is hard and enjoying it to completion with no issue when he is with me. But from my perspective, it feels always flaccid and it’s a rather unpleasant feeling.
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to note- he discusses this with his friends who mention the same problem. Apparently it is common in his age group. He advises them to go get a massage from a nice young asian girl and then pay her for extra and stuff.
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Pretty soon you’re going to be talking about your boyfriends wife and girlfriend
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my boyfriend actually says the same thing
it feels always flaccid
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wow. I wonder if this is a pattern.
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lzolzozlozzzz i must be a stud because I take no drugs and it’s hard just walking down the street thinking about my GF and I have to get off at least 3 times a day.
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Or you’re the reincarnation of Priapus.
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Apparently it is common in his age group.
of course, because men in his age group are commonly with women around their age, rather than young nubile boner-inspiring girls.
young fit females are nature’s viagra.
if you think he’s flaccid when he’s with you, imagine how much more flaccid he is with his wife.
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The boyfriend you hate having sex with, right?
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Your comment is so filled with straight lines, that I have to excuse myself until the mirth subsides.
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femx, you seriously need a younger BF who works out. this is not an issue for any guy (within 10 years of your age, at least,) who lifts weights even just a few times a week. for realzzz lozlozzzlzozlzozozzzz. i know you don’t like compliments from betaz, but with those legs…you should not be having this issue
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Yeah. Way back in December of something, I was whining about this, and he asked me if I had gotten fat. I had gotten a little fat, so I then started working out a lot. I could after a few months feel a difference in my boyfriend. He was harder for a longer time, especially because my vag got pretty tight after pilates. But still, it’s not at all hard enough for me to enjoy when he does not take Levitra. Even with some meds, it’s definitely better, but it’s not something that will get me to an orgasm. He prefers not to take levitra because it gives him a slight headache and he feels that he likes it just the same either way.
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hmmmm ur having a rare female moment. i’m talking about HIM needing to lift weights…to raise his T. not you working out. and how does he ask you if you’ve gotten fat? is he not the one there looking at you?? wutzzlzozloz?
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meant to say that ch had asked me if I had gotten fat. So I got to thinking about it. Yeah, I had a little. ew.
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Casually ambiguous between Heartiste and your boyfriend. Hilarity.
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Shut up.
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yeah…um…it makes ZERO sense that your comment would say or mean that in response to what I wrote…total female moment…it this shortly before or after or during menses when you get nonsensical? it reminds me of my ex’s “dyslexia” but not re: reading but re: doing something like your comment. This is a perfect example of why couples fight–because sometimes women are COMPLETELY unable to even understand English words.
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You keep coming here with your boyfriend troubles…I don’t get it. You don’t like him, sex with him is ugh ew gross. So just quit the charade and end it. Stop boring us with the details and stop installing images in my mind of your betaboy half-heartedly thrusting a sloppy load into your aging orifice.
Fuck.
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I’m sorry. I know. I don’t know what makes me drag my feet so much.
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Because you enjoy our reactions against the inane comments you post.
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How old is he?
I’m almost 54 and it’s hard as rock.
Testosterone level 541 last week
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He’s 58.
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I’m 30. My boyfriend looks attractive and his dick was fine when he was 55.
This wasn’t intended as a boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend post, btw. It was actually relevant to the original post. People here are saying ED is just a matter of not having a young fertile partner, but I’m saying maybe there is more occuring here. Internets tell me that about half of men my boyfriend’s age have this. It feels like boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend has this. He’s only been with me for a few years, and really, I’m not Candice Swanepoel here, but I think I’m above what’s necessary to get a serious hard on.
My boyfriend did have a heart attack in his 40s. Internets tells me heart disease is a factor. The study says that only a partial percentage of ED is explained by the woman’s age and waist size. The definition of ED says it is the inability to get or maintain an erection. Boyfriend doesn’t technically have this because he can feel satisfied and he can fuck me till he ejaculates. But still, the erection is not hard enough to be fun for me.
It’ll probably happen to y’all no matter how young and hot your girl is after some point. Maybe it will be 60 or 65 o 75, but I think these things do happen.
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Be glad you can give your boyfriend the pleasures of enthusiastic sex and orgasms. Sex doesn’t need to be all about YOU and YOUR pleasure. Besides, your boyfriend had fingers, does he not? If he is truly attracted to your body, I bet he’s using them to full advantage. *wink*
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How old are you?
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I’m 56 myself, and ForeignBride instigates throbbing boners daily.
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definite hate crime. BTW meat is murder.
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I only gave it a 5, not because its not a crucial message (it surely is), but because my new insurer already figured it out. My plan with Aetna doesn’t cover Levitra, Cialis, or Viagra. Oh, well: yet one more thing that makes young thin chicks cheaper to date and older broads.
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So it would appear Aetna is discriminating against boring beta males…
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And the women willing to get fucked by them.
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Who do you think lobbied for it?
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i.e., old fat broads. Nice.
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Yet another symptom of a manboob society. Man is not happy becuase wife nags the shit out of him or blows up like a balloon or both. Instead of leaving or manning up and stating his expectations he stays and medicates with prozac to dull the pain of misery, and then pops viagra to manage a less than willing boner. If more men took a really thoughtful look at where they are they would realize how fucked up their lives are. God help them to find blogs like this and hold their marriages together and reclaim their balls.
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The feminists want ED, they want more of it, they (ultimately) want men to be reliant on porn and chemicals. The laughter is just a spontaneous reaction to something they deliberately caused. In order for the extremo-feminist fantasy world to take place where overt male sex drive is so rare it no longer needs to be shamed, natural reactions between the sexes need to be replaced by medically controlled circumstances that replace men with sterile seed farming and a serfdom of betas.
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i guess i could click and look, but i’d be interested in how much effect there is in length of relationship. i’ve had some girlfriends that, going in, created a white hot steel furnace in my pants. but after a year? i just need a change. i’m guessing that that manifests itself somewhat in the age part of the study, them having likely been together longer.
also for what it’s worth, some buddies and i have bought viagra overseas for years. the headache makes it impractical for anything but rare use, but when you’re positive it’s going to happen and you want to really lock in a magical evening, bluey will give you an edge at any age. and something to laugh about with friends.
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OT, but Boehner’s daughter marrying a Jamaican construction worker is the best news I’ve read all day.
I bet this was her bridal march song:
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She’s 35. Not exactly a catch for this Jamaican dude, but I guess he deserves some props for marrying that money.
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He looks like a nice fellow. I wish them all the best.
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Man, speaker of the house is like FOREVER money. People will be paying him off forever for favors. The dude that nailed the daughter will be sailing in Martha’s Vineyard.
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The problem with the selections on the poll is this: they’ll never acknowledge its existance. Those folks will never acknowledge any data that refutes any of their beliefs.
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Herb Goldberg wrote about this almost 30 years ago in “The Hazards of being Male,” in a section titled, “The wisdom of the penis.”
Old news.
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I´m from the Czech Republic, so this article gave me a boner.
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I’m a homo, but I’m also a good-looking, muscular guy, who passes for straight, as I have no fag affects. I would like to be able to fuck more women, so I try to sometimes, but I can only get turned on by the very most attractive. Even then it doesn’t work 100% of the time. As a consequence I’ve given many girls all kinds of inferiority complexes, even if temporarily. Nothing upsets a girl more than this, nothing is more insulting. The hysterical outbursts they start having later are wonderful. I’m taking it on myself to disappoint and insult them in this way. I will be the avenger of all the beta males.
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This right here made me laugh.
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And this is why straight women show up on the CDC’s HIV infections but straight men don’t.
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Stop spreading AIDS, faggot.
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Listen retardo, not all homos do stuff that can get you sick. Not all are on board with the fag movement or into doing groace things. The idea of anal sex disgusts me, whether with man or woman. The kinds of things I do with guys, wouldn’t even be considered sex. Anyway, I don’t need to defend myself. Like I said, I dedicate part of my time to ruining the egos of entitled pretty cunts and avenging beta males like you.
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Why would you, as a gay guy, want to fuck straight women? I get the challenge of fucking a straight guy, but why even try for a sex you’re not physically attracted to?
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You were sold a load a crap by the gay movement dear …there are few homos who are actually 100% gay and have no desire for women. I’m attracted to very attractive women, and quite attracted to the most attractive women, pretty much everyone is. I suspect the same is true for the most attractive men, but it’s easy to suppress or limit these things (and maybe a good idea).
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Weeeellll,Brad Pitt may be facing some “issues” in the coming months as his lover Angelina Jolie has just got her boobs lopped off!! Gone,Jerry,gone!! I think she was protesting sexism or something? Whatever the reason those babies are gone now. Fun while it lasted. Good luck Brad,trying to get some strange!
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No, she tested positive for the faulty BRCA gene. It means she has an 87% chance of developing breast cancer, the same disease that killed her mother in her 50s. Getting them taken out was the smartest thing she could have done. Better to have fake bolt-ons and still be alive than to have perfect natural boobs that will almost certainly kill you.
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Solipsism again. What about Brad’s feelings?
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Oh, you’re trolling! Good one, bro. You totally fished me in.
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Still….the mewling feminism was a bit much in the media. “She’s a hero!” “Courage!!” “Of COURSE she is no less feminine and NO less atrractive than she was before..or ever will be!!” OK..And of course its understood that Brad MUST stay by her side–always–and be perfectly content. (Interesting how the femcunts revel in the recession–the “mancession””–and devilishly delight in the expected breaking of marriages;its understood that women cruelly dump men when they have been knocked down,for a host of reasons,and not a whisper of approbrium from the Cunts. The Social Compact is like the “compact” a woman carries in her little purse:It reflects her porcine face only! Its a one way mirror! Ok so Brad will “man up”;and the most sex-getting man since Attilla the Hun will be stroking foam rubber boobs while a shmuck like me has got multiple pairs of the real thing!! )
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I don’t agree with you at all. When her mother had cancer it was before they had aggressive treatments like now. Anyway, removing a body part because there is a chance it will develop cancer is the most idiotic practice in medicine. All she has to do is check it every 6 months and see if there is dysplasia or an abnormality in the cell – precancerous changes in the cells. I think she jumped the gun, and probably because as always she likes to make a retarded statement about some liberal cause, or some liberal idea or ideal. Either way, she hasn’t aged that well so Brad will not notice much of a difference. He is an idiot to begin with to marry a major slut flaming-liberal such as herself, never mind her good looks while it lasted. She has looked awful the last 2-3 years. Other starlets her age look much better.
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I’m sure she got new ones.
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Right. This is a non-issue for that reason. She would have wanted the old ones off and new ones put on anyway. The gene stuff just made it an easier decision, that’s all.
Still doesn’t solve Brad’s problem of her looking 37.
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Haha, the potential for getting bigger boobs just makes this cancer problem somewhat less bad. We should look at the bright side, shouldn’t we? 🙂
As for her age, I always thought she and Brad looked the same age. Age or not, Brad is not known for hardcore loyalty.
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She did, according to her op-ed. And, seeing as how she’s got the money for a good initial surgeon and follow-up cosmetic work, I’m sure the end results will be both seamless and gorgeous.
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Getting a nut is also harder if the girl is ugly, fat, old, or has a beastly personality. That’s my experience. Hot, feminine girl = 15 minutes of passionate thrusting and a satisfying climax for both. Chubby, unpleasant girl = 1 hour of hard concentration, frustration, and finally relief. Annoying but attractive girl = 45 minutes punctuated by near landings because she said something annoying before I was ready to blow.
I’m sure “science” will figure this out eventually. Seems like there was a study on ejaculate volume and attractiveness that Heartiste posted a few months ago that would support this.
I don’t even bother going for anything less than a hot, young, feminine girl anymore. Banging chubsters and battle axes is a waste of time and energy. I would rather work and make a little more money or spend that time trying to bed a hot 19 year old. It takes a bit more game, patience, and gym time when you get to be ole JR’s age to break that young pussy, but the rewards are worth it. I will tolerate going out to a club a dozen times and getting shot down a dozen times by young hotties to get it the thirteenth time. That’s how much I’ve grown to dislike fat, ugly, and bitchy women.
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This comment is so fat-shamey!
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I used to have performance anxiety that affected my erections. This is with girls who were adequately attractive. Sometimes psychological issues can hamper your ability to get it up for a real live woman, especially in this age of on-demand porn for marathon masturbation sessions.
Luckily, I was able to work past this issue by lifting weights and practically retraining my brain to respond to erotic signals. It was totally worth it too, I’ve never been more virile in bed.
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Yeah, porn fucks with your head so the reward centers in your brain react positively to the titillating glow of X-rated ads, instead of real-life women. You end up using porn as a substitute for sex, but like the substitute teacher, it never teaches you anything and you never grow from that experience. In fact, it can stunt your personal growth. You don’t gain real-world experience by polishing your knob or flickin’ ya bean in front of a computer screen. You grow as a person by being with other people, as you learn how to interact with them so they can be a part of your life.
This has probably been posted here before but it’s worth seeing, again:
http://yourbrainonporn.com/
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I remember hearing a comedian say once “Ladies why is it if you can’t cum it’s our fault but if we can’t get it up we gotta go to the doctor”
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The boner don’t lie.
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likewise, many young feminists are ugly, :s , they don’t have the right to be picky, and aren’t any better off than the aging non-feminist beauties : )
[CH: You don’t say!]
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but i am a man, my point of view is male, i would only accept an old Tom Cruise by looks, and i think barely, even though i am gay as a unicorn on acid.
[CH: That’s why your email handle is ericka_gg89. lol. female, or p-whipped omega male?]
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Brad Pitt may be facing some “issues” in the coming months as his lover Angelina Jolie has just got her boobs lopped off
What a deranged bitch. Brad Pitt is the man that has made the worst choice I have known of for a mate, given his choices
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This is what I though at first. But at 37, were her tits any good anyway? She can still use her implants to look good enough on camera, and Brad was going to go younger anyway if he wanted some good sex.
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Harsh but true — my flagging libido came back like nothing else once I traded my almost-40 shrew for a 24 year old.
The boner doesn’t lie.
/40 year old convert to the new ways of men.
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I suspect that if the man explaining the problem to his doctor was interrupted by a version of the swedish bikini team entering the exam room with him naked, intent on raping him, that they would have little problem succeeding.
Hot chix are more potent aphrodisiacs than cialis or viagra, but the cost is different and doesn’t benefit big-pharma. Perhaps big-pharma is feminist in its attempt to put lipstick on a pig.
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I’ve been saying this for years. Take a 50 year-old man who supposedly has ED, and replace his rotund wife with a fit, hot 20 year-old chick and his dick would be harder than a diamond. No homo.
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[…] It’s Not Erectile Dysfunction, It’s Erectile Discrimination […]
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This post confirms something Tom Leykis said about ten years ago when Mike Ditka was doing commercials About ten years ago for an erectile dysfunction drug: “Sure he needs Levitra — have you seen his wife?”
That said, I voted this blog post as hate speech, because only by defining all speech as hate speech will the people want freedom again.
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“Men’s penii are discriminating — with their discriminatory powers becoming more finely-tuned as the incoherent compulsion of teenage horniness subsides — and will more quickly rise to the occasion when a physically attractive, young woman with a high Residual Reproductive Value is the object of love.”
basically, if you’re not attractive, my dick won’t budge. it has better things to do than fawn oner a 4. and let’s be honest, a decent looking man can pull a GREAT looking women if he has decent game.
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Again hottee woman = getting a better physical response? Yeah. Skills, being spontaneous and having done your ‘research’? Nope.
To illustrate my point: Which would you rather have? A 8 who can barely recognize a condom or a 5 who’d enthusiastically give you the ride of your life?
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8 > 5
QED
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QED?
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8 is greater (better) than 5
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I remember some women in their 50s complaining that ALL the guys they met (also in their 50s) on dating sites needed viagra, lol….honey, they’re just not that into you!
[CH: “they’re just not that up for you.”]
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DAMN females get ugly when they get old, it agonizes me profoundly to write these words. Of course males aren’t hot at any age, no homo lol.
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[…] So already, the pool of select women has shrunk significantly. And she won’t even think about getting married until well after her peak of attractiveness is past. Either you can learn to live with chubby, or you can go to Eastern Europe. Fact: it’s harder for men to get it up for fatties. […]
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I chose crimethink. The truth no mater what it is will be called crimethink.
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[…] Science: ED caused as much by partner as it is by age. […]
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It’s so true. I am 46. I was having trouble with my ex-gf who is now 40. I wondered if I needed a little blue pill. I now date a 19 yo and a 20 yo. No problems. Up to 7 times in a night. Do it until “Daddy, no more, I’m too sore.”
Younger, cuter, hotter, and I’m harder.
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What a bunch of sexist, racist bullshit on this website,
especially by the administrator…..
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Oh dear, what are you poor men to do?? Hourglass shaped women with small waists make up an increasing smaller percentage of the worldwide.female population. In the US, a paltry 8% of women are built like this. Of course, an even smaller percentage of good bodied women have equally beautiful faces. Most guys cannot get and keep the most beautiful women with the best bodies. There are simply not enough of these women to go around.. Hence, you spend all of your time on blogs like these fantasizing, You become addicted to photoshopped porn and live video sex sites, you chippy chase (big deal, they’ll never STAY with you) OR you are forced to recalibrate your attraction triggers to accommodate the REALITY of women’s expanding waistlines. Beat your chests all you want, but the third option is what I suspect that most of you choose. BTW, do you think that your balding, hairy nosed, paunchy middle aged bodies are attractive to “mature” women? Oh, hell to the no! They are fantasizing too –about that hot, buff firefighter they saw ride by in his big red rig the other day!
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