Is there a bigger shit test than a woman getting fat and expecting her man to put up with it? In the anals of shit tests, this has to be among the stinkiest.
One year ago, Pamela Doyle was busy preparing for her fairytale big day, which would be held in a stunning Scottish castle.
But with just weeks to go before her wedding, she was dumped by her fiance and lost her £2,000 deposit – all because of her weight.
At size 24, Pamela, 31, tipped the scales at a massive 17 stone. But the Glaswegian call centre worker has had the last laugh.
Not only has she lost seven stone and slimmed to a size 12, her ex has been left ‘stunned’ by her dramatically changed appearance.
‘He ended the relationship because of my weight and the issues surrounding it,’ said Pamela of her former lover – a serving soldier who she does not want to name. It was making him miserable.’
Fiancee bloats up. What do most beta males do? Swallow that shit sandwich and walk the aisle to a dreary state-enforced future of endless nights of tripping the porn faptastic.
What does an alpha male do? Leave her just short of the blessed wedding event she has been dreaming of since childhood.
And because he was an alpha male about it, she wants him back.
Pamela, who now weighs just under 10 and a half stone, is still in touch with her ex-boyfriend and said she has not ruled out a reconciliation.
There are no ways in which being alpha is not better than being beta.
The female will go to great lengths to retain or regain the love of Alpha, so rare is he these days. Poor Beta has to put up with having a bloated wife when some exercise could turn her into a stunning beauty.
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Adultery might be considered the ultimate shit test. Any man who forgives an unfaithful wife is a bigger pussy than I’ve ever been in bluest of blue-pill, beta-est of beta moments. Unless it’s out of sheer divorce-rape cold calculation — realizing that she’s done with him sexually even if they do “work through it” — and perhaps even then.
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“Unless it’s out of sheer divorce-rape cold calculation — realizing that she’s done with him sexually even if they do “work through it” — and perhaps even then.”
If he’s a devoted family man, and if there are children involved, and if they live in a no-fault Blue State with a bunch of feminazis running the family courts, then that’s a huge consideration.
Unless he’s enough of an alpha to simply strangle the bitch and her lover, and then somehow arrange for it to look like an accident to the medical examiner.
But I feel for dudes who get roped into those kinds of situations, because the bitch simply CANNOT be allowed to have the kids.
No way. No how.
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My uncle had a little beta in him back in the 90s. He caught some guy fucking his wife, so he beat the shit out him. The guy spent the next week in the hospital and my uncle spent that time putting the wheels in motion for the divorce.
He stopped talking with the ex-wife, but when my grandfather died years later, sure enough, she was there at the funeral looking to make up lolz
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uncle should have fucked her after the funeral then told her to get lost lol
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He was remarried by then, I think. Maybe you guys are different and I’ve never had a girl cheat on me. But if she did, I’d have zero interest in plowing that girl ever again.
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Shoulda gave the ex wife a souvenir future headstone, “HERE LIES A WHORE”
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And the uncle didnt have a court case to drag on and on and drain his wallet?
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Agree. If she cheats on you and you take it you’ve established your value permanently at 0.
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Conversely, fucking around and being forgiven is nearly a foolproof Alpha marker.
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Her face was cuter when she was fat.
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I noticed that, too. Gentle slopes traded for odd angles.
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That does happen. I always thought Renee Zellweger looked better when she bulked up to play Bridget Jones.
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I don’t think that’d be consolation when she takes her clothes off.
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What kind of soldier can this guy be if he turns tail and runs from a few rolls of prime white Scottish fat? No wonder we’re losing the war.
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Eerie timing. Just the other day my friend who is engaged to a bridezilla of the worst kind who is getting fatter and fatter by the day. He asked me how he could get her to lose weight.
I will be forwarding him this article
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Keep us posted as to what happens. Hopefully he gets the help he needs.
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Also, fat shaming works.
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Funny how they say she “had the last laugh”. She only lost the weight because her fiancee dumped her. 1 stone = 14lbs, so she cracked the scales at 238lbs, got dumped then “slimmed” to about 147lbs. Given that her ex his highly cognizant of her propensity to expand, he’d be foolish to take her back. This sounds like a balloonfish waiting to strike:
(Tetraodontidae [blowfish, globefish] “Its backup defense mechanism, used if successfully pursued, is to fill its extremely elastic stomach with water (or air when outside the water) until it is much larger and almost spherical in shape. Even if they are not visible when the puffer is not inflated, all puffers have pointed spines, so a hungry predator may suddenly find itself facing an unpalatable, pointy ball rather than a slow, tasty fish. Predators which do not heed this warning (or who are “lucky” enough to catch the puffer suddenly, before or during inflation) may die from choking, and predators that do manage to swallow the puffer may find their stomachs full of tetrodotoxin, making puffers an unpleasant, possibly lethal, choice of prey.” (or spouse)
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Speaking of fatties,
A few years back at the 2010 yearly “sports competition” involving the 26 campuses of my university, some dudes came up with the “fattie rodeo” , in which whoever mounted a random fattie for longer won. Hilarious, but here was a lot of media attention back then. Court’s sentence was just out today: around 15k in fines and community service for those who got caught.
Probably worth it.
Couldn’t find a video of the actual rodeo, but here is a local news story about the event.
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bonus
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I knew some guys who played “Bronco” in University. One of the group (who drew the short straw) would take a fattie landwhale back to his room where the other guys would lay in waiting. When he did her doggie style, the other guys would jump out and yet “BRONCO” while the pig porker tried to hang on for as long as he could.
It was a terrible thing to do, but I still found it terribly funny.
(this was back in the 80’s when you could still get away with things like that)
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That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. You should be ashamed of yourself. You possible caused some fat girl to kill herself from shame and embarrassment…can you just imagine what you did to her self esteem and for those that moved beyond self harm, how that would create a cycle of her children with viewing themselves as worthless.
I usually laugh at almost anything but this, this is filth. You are all filth.
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Given how many landwhales there are in America these days, I hardly think the disincentives to being fat are all that strong, or that their suicide rate is all that high.
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…..caused suicide huh?
Look, just because you believe women aren’t capable of making choices and are forced to do things because of the actions of a man doesn’t mean we all believe in your sexist determinism.
You racist.
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did she get a new genome?
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This is a good example of why follow Tom Leykis’ advice and never marry. Once you sign on the dotted line, she will never need to listen to you again.
If this soldier does change his mind and marry her, she’ll be fat again in a year. Probably less.
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Getting married in the modern Western world – aka letting your balls dangle between the gore-stained pruning shears of the divorce rape industry – is beta by definition.
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No No No Pamela!
You are supposed to trick him into getting you pregnant before you pile the weight on!
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Well Leykis also brags about his pre-nups, having been married four times. He got lucky.
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As a former American Soldier and veteran of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars, I agree with you and Tom Leykis. In the Fall of 2009, I went to a briefing where they showed that the divorce rate for American civilians was about 50%, yet the U.S. Marine Corps was 70% and the U.S. Army was 75%, I met British Soldiers who stated that the Divorce rate for British Soldiers and Marines was higher than their civilian counterparts as well. It doesn’t make sense for American and British as well as other Western civilian men to get married. It makes even less sense for American and British military especially if they are Soldiers and Marines to get married, and I do not know but suspect that it makes little sense for other Western military men to get married too.
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I can’t believe that isn’t a bigger issue in the media. You got soldiers coming home only to find out their stuff is gone, the (now) ex is shacking up with someone else (preferably another soldier) and then she gets a piece of your pension for which you risked your life.
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I can because the media are mostly progressives. They know better than to say anything bad about the military now unlike the 1960s. The other issue is that men are disproportionately impacted in a negative way which secretly pleases them too. The CATHEDRAL, ruling elite, especially the Progressives are all secretly about giving the military FUCK YOU for YOUR MILITARY SERVICE. They either neglect or hurt the military people. The Democrats are worse than the Republicans. This is why this travesty was allowed to begin and continue to the present day, isn’t it?
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I think for a large chunk of the heavily female demographic of vapid media consumers this would go from making them feel good about themselves at the expense of others(large part why they watch) to feeling shitty about themselves because it hits too close to home. No sale.
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Those are scary and sobering stats.
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Yes, they are.
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I’ve heard stories about men having to hire PIs to find their children after their wives vanish while they’re on deployments. The support system for spouses could be better, and year-long absences aren’t doing any marriages any favors, but I suspect part of the problem is that many women aren’t prepared to commit to the sacrifices and loyalty necessary to keeping a military marriage together.
And then, ofc, there are the bitches that hold things together long enough to get a piece of their soldier’s retirement. I’ve got a sergeant whose ex-wife goes to court every few years to get a bigger chunk of his retirement. He pays alimony on this woman, and she’s got a GS job that pays way more than what he’s making as an E-7.
Or the ones that just turn into commissary cows a year into the marriage.
Plenty of wife-ly issues in the service.
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Oh, or when the wife decides to file for divorce while you’re away on deployment and the hearing for child custody is “inconvenient” to attend because…YOU’RE IN F’N AFGHANISTAN!!!! Yes, this happens. I saw it firsthand several times. The wife wins custody outright because you weren’t there to defend yourself and fight for custody. Utter bullshit.
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Happened all the time when I was stationed overseas. We did everything we could to get guys home for things like that. Sometimes, though, even when we could pressure leadership into approving emergency leave, they were too broke to afford the $2000 plane ticket. Or the judge awarded custody to the parent living in the States for convenience reasons.
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I heard from my Drill Sergeant in 2003 that he and other military persons can thank former U.S. House of Representitive from Colorado, DEMOCRATIC PARTY member, and U.S. Defense Committee member PATRICIA SCHROEDER for his woes. She’s the one who insisted that if a military spouse is married to someone for 10 years then the civilian spouse is entitled to half of the retirement paycheck. Since the military is overwhelmingly male, then Patricia Schroeder is happy to screw men because of her feminasty ways, and I don’t think she cared for the military whether they were male or female. She could say this is fair and just, but military people and men are hurt the most so this strongly implies that she likes to harm them. It’s FUCK YOU FOR YOUR MILITARY SERVICE by our RULING ELITE, and in my humble opinion the DEMOCRATS are WORSE than the Republicans. They can pretend to be otherwise, but can you imagine why anyone would allow this travesty to happen?
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Pat Schroeder–what an ugly rotten cunt.
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The Democrats hate the military. HATE it.
And yeah, that bitch…
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Ah. The fabled Dependopotamus.
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I’d like to know the best way to tell a wife to get slim or I’m out. I’m planning on telling her after she signs a work contract this week (for monetary reasons in the divorce). I expect her to not do it and I’ll be divorced this time next year.
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Search the game blogs for posts with the word “dread” in their titles.
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Start hitting on skinny chicks in front of her? Buy her a gym membership? Play with her love handles? Go through the groceries when she brings them home and throw out anything with sugar? IDK, telling her straight out could backfire at some point in the divorce proceedings…
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Don’t threaten — just go. Let her be the one desperate to get you to listen.
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Wow, you guys came through for me. I was definitely thinking about this the wrong way and you gave me a different perspective. I feel like this is the way to go. I think I’m ready to end it and I wouldn’t be happy giving her an ultimatum that served only to prolong the inevitable. Thanks for everyone’s input.
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Okay face but she still has that gunt.
If he’s truly an alpha, he’s already onto something younger and hotter… any reconciliation is just going to end up with her planning the rest of her life on how to fix his wagon.
Heh, the Cathedral media is already proclaiming her as victor, stating that she has gotten “revenge”…. llozozozozlzlzlzozozozozlzlzlzozozozozlzlzlzlzlzlzozozozl.
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exactly, “she got the last laugh”
but she wants him back. and if he doesn’t take her back, then who got the last laugh?
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As the first step, someone should pass a law forbidding wedding dresses with size greater than 12.
As the second step, wives should demonstrate capability to wear that same dress once every year. Inability to do so would become grounds for the man to divorce her with no alimony paid.
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One of my favorite typos of late, “anals of shit tests”.
Live Alpha or Die.
[CH: Typo? Come on, this is CH you’re reading. Intent is 9/10s of the maul.]
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“There are no ways in which being alpha is not better than being beta.”
Actually, there is ONE. An alpha male meets a woman and she slips her wedding ring off, un-noticed by him. She then fucks him, and gets so hot and so pleasured by him that she immediately agrees to start seeing him on a regular basis, so she can get it deep up her ass, like she prefers.
One day, in the midst of one of her romps, her husband gets suspicious and follows her, where he bursts in on the two of them to find the alpha buried balls-deep in his lovely wife’s ass. Well, he’s a man who doesn’t see the fun in sharing, so he flies into a rage and pulls out a gun and cocks it and begins to aim.
Yes, at that very second, it would be better to be a beta male, because I’m an alpha and I will not beg or plead, so I’m probably either going to be wounded badly, or else die.
So, I want to trade personalities for just 3 minutes, and be the beta guy outside the motel. Then, I’ll trade right back again, and walk in and do his wife some more, up her little ass!
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That’s why you should always pack heat and booby trap the house.
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coke can and change on the doorknob hehehe
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And stop fucking public housing nigger chicks!!
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You sense your impending doom, don’t you? Yet like a trooper committed to his mission, you charge your cock forward. You better ejaculate before the husband shows up since that is the last piece of heaven you will ever experience. Since this article is tangentially about military, just remember that all Soldiers and Marines have been trained to double tap( immediately shoot for the heart and head) as a second instinct at point blank((4 meters or 12 feet) range., don’t you?
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Betas don’t have the balls to pull the trigger anyway. They just get soul-crushed. Insanity comes later and then you might get shot, but only rarely does the Beta actually get the trigger pulled in the moment.
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Wait. She got the “last laugh,” over how stunned he is? (YouGoGrrrl!) Yet she “has not ruled out a reconciliation?” (*sigh* He’s soooo cute!) Which is it? Oh, BOTH! I see.
That guy need to run like hell and never look back.
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The best comments are always down voted on these mainstream sites. Lolzz.
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Shaming works. The only thing more effective than shaming is alpha men making their preferences known. If women had an actual 12-step program to be attractive that wasn’t under assault by armies of betas reassuring that they love women no matter what, we’d have more marriageable women walking the streets.
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That’s what I sometimes tell them, “Look at the men you want to be with and the women they are with. Compare.”
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If my mom ever put on a couple of pounds, my dad would size her up at breakfast and say, “You’re looking a little matronly…” Was she taken aback? Yes. Did she start going to the gym and watching what she ate? You bet your ass she did. The hardest part for some people to believe is that she was never mad at him for being that honest. Rather, she respected him more for it.
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My dear father took the beta route. The doctor was the person who eventually broke the news to my lardass of a mother. She asked me if I thought she was fat. I laughed my ass off and answered that she was obese.
She ended up losing more than half her body weight. Alpha doctor 1. Beta dad 0. The good news is that she lost over half her body weight and now makes all of her friends and coworkers annoyed. The sisterhood of fatness doesn’t look kindly upon a rogue.
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Of course she wanted to know, and appreciated that her man loved her enough to tell her. No sane woman wants to look like shit. Fat-pride is the last refuge of those who’ve given up on themselves and on ever having anything good in life.
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Sure she doesn’t look like a cow anymore…but she’s 31. She’s way past the expiration date.
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“But the Glaswegian call centre worker has had the last laugh.” yeah ok. the woman hurted, felt ashamed, worked hard as hell and lost weight to look pretty for men. not for herself, mind you, or she would have done it prior to being ditched. she did it for men. she did it out of the crippling fear that unless she dedicates herself to good hard work and self transformation she would be powerless in her search for a male. she did it for the man that ditched her in particular.
and somehow she had the last laugh. hilarious.
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despite the bad tooth to gum ratio, her face has a lot of potential. if she had been raised by parents who shamed her into staying fit, she’d have an astronomically higher sexual market value.
also where is JayMan and his “fat people can’t lose weight” bullshit when stuff like this gets posted? is irrefutable evidence too hard to refute?
[CH: Jayman is a worthy HBD blogger, but he has a bit of a… shall we say, an emotional reaction… when the subject turns to fat assery and the means to slender goodness. Genes play a role in many human traits, no doubt, but so does environment, and never is that more obvious than when discussing obesity, a disease which was virtually nonexistent among Scots-Irish white Americans 60 years ago, a time span too short to blame the current fatness explosion on anything but bad food, bad exercise habits, and bad self-control.]
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You don’t have to be an alpha to ditch a woman because she’s fat. Hell, I’ve done it. All it takes is sense and a sense of self-preservation.
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Not to mention the sinking feeling in your heart and gut whenever she lavishes her attention on you.
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It is absolutely fucking hilarious that the Daily Mail writer (need I even mention it’s a woman?) calls dropping 100 lbs. in a year in a desperate attempt to win back her fiance “having the last laugh.”
And looking at the pictures, he’d be a fool to take her back. For one thing, she’s obviously sucking in her gut for the photos, and for another you just know the pounds will magically reappear once he’s got a ring through his nose.
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just look at that sagging skin on the arms. looks like ‘room to grow.’
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“she’s obviously sucking in her gut”
Yep. Odd bulge on her lower ab. She’s still fat.
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Her left arm in one of the last pictures looks like a gastro surgery arm (fast weight loss with no strength training). She needs a new trainer or she’ll fill those arms back out in no time.
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I just looked at the images, and she’s not too bad now. Sure, before she was a pork sausage and she’d have to ask for large punishment enemas (see, that’s the medical-sex thing I do) to even get me to sneak out of the place with her. But now, slimmed down, she’s not too hard on the eyes. In her new body, she definitely gets put on the list, for when younger and more desirable girls are all either drunk or unavilable.
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Certainly an improvement, but that “black is supposed to be slimming” dress can’t quite hide her burgeoning FUPA.
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Heh. “Anals of shit tests.”
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Steps to ensure she knows you’ve moved on: Step1) buy ipecac, Step 2) set up a sexy time rendezvous at her house, Step 3) lay her down and while going down on her ingest ipecac in a way that she won’t see you do it, Step 4) puke on her vag as you’re eatting her out, last but not least also CH’s favorite Step 5) leave before the puke dries.
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Skip the ipecac. If you take too much, you’ll wind up vomiting uncontrollably for hours. Instead, might I recommend “medicalfetish4you”‘s post above? I definitely got a bad case of the wet-mouth from it.
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I like how they manage to put a positive spin on it, even though she still weights 147 lbs and is a size 12. No thanks.
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“Only 50 pounds to go, darling!”
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And as a result of his not being a chump she’s now healthier.
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what a nutjob. dude was right to run for the hills. a crazy fattie……OOOOOOH, YESPLAEZE!!!!!!!! *rolls eyes*
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She loses because she doesn’t marry. He breaks even because he doesn’t marry a fatty. One more slim Scottish woman means that she (future + present) wins, plus Team Man wins.
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I calculate that she lost 98 pounds. As CH says, you *can* lose weight if you’re truly motivated.
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Heartiste,
Would love to hear how to game crazy cluster b mother that’s jealous of every woman that comes near me.
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How dare this guy refuse to marry a difficult, moody, 17 stone, depressed, 31 year old.
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biggest shit test recently administered by Angelina Jolie to Brad Pitt
how do I loathe thee? let me count the ways
I loathe thee to the depth and breadth of blight
My soul can screech, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of fleeting and little grace
I had my breasts lopped off, so in your face
And if that’s not enough to tell
I had my baby makers removed as well
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I hear this story all the time: girl gets fat, guy dumps her. Girl loses weight out of spite for her ex. The moral of the story is that spite (or hatred) is a more powerful mover to action for women than love (as in “you know, maybe my husband would love me even more if I lost weight”).
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She’s still fat. 140 pounds? Yikes
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Good for her for losing the weight, but he still did the right thing. She wouldn’t have lost the weight anyway if he HAD married her.
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