This’ll do the trick:


You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be to a girl who pulled this stunt on you.
GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: me neither
May 30, 2013 by CH
This’ll do the trick:


You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be to a girl who pulled this stunt on you.
GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: me neither
Women are rarely honest.
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How can you tell if a woman is lying?
Her lips are moving
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“Nathan Fielder – Experiment: text the person ur dating… tweet pic of thr response…”
It’s really astonishing quite how much of Jewish behavior is just pure, raw, naked Maoist humiliation of the shkotzim.
BTW, Mao, and his mentor, Sun Yat Sen, were taught Marxist-Leninist theory by a couple of Jews, Grigori Naumovich Voitinsky [nom-de-guerre “Zarkhin”] and Mikhail Gruzenberg [nom-de-guerre “Mikhail Borodin”], who were sent over to China by the Comintern chairman, a Jew named Ovsei-Gershon Aronovich Radomyslsky Apfelbaum.
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Holy shit! Is everything about the fucking Jews with you people????
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We’re like the mafia and the police… we don’t believe in coincidence.
Funny that you folks are shocked more at the mentioning of the Sanhedrin, rather than the endless West-crippling scenarios in which they can be found.
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Get a load of the phiz on that Striffler.
Fielder too, for that matter.
And yet they still hung Streicher… go figure.
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You can’t sell ice cubes to Eskimos and you can’t sell sand in the Sahara. Blaming “the Jewsssss!” is pointless, because it posits a people who are sheep like and lack independent means (and therefore deserve destruction) and an uber-mind-ray controlling conspiracy.
What is wrong with the West is that people WANT all that stuff. Diversity. PC enforcement. Multiculturalism. And its root is the pill, condom, rising income for women, women’s equality with men, destruction of traditional communities by the auto and TV and diversity, and erosion of male wages by globalization. This is a feature of society from Shanghai to Stockholm. Blaming the “Jews” is wrong because it does not adequately diagnose the problem nor offer a solution. It is akin to bleeding a victim of anemia with leeches. Medieval quackery.
Game, dominance through (testosterone boosting), average White guys being willing to thug it up (you already see the beginnings of this with tribal tats) and possibly pheremone enhancement is the solution. As is new institution building, likely on the internet, which this place is one of the founders.
What I object to in conspiracy blaming is that it is objectively wrong: the causes are obvious, in plain sight, and require generations-long backbreaking work to fix. They are largely due to technology upon which the West is utterly dependent. I don’t want a futile ghost dance against enemies that makes the dancers feel good for the moment (because I am not an illiterate savage but a civilized man), I want real solutions that offer even marginal social improvement.
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“What I object to in conspiracy blaming is that it is objectively wrong”
Is it objectively wrong that Nathan Fielder is a Jew?
Is it objectively wrong that Eric Striffler is a Jew?
Is it objectively wrong that Grigori Naumovich Voitinsky was a Jew?
Is it objectively wrong that Mikhail Gruzenberg was a Jew?
Is it objectively wrong that Ovsei-Gershon Aronovich Radomyslsky Apfelbaum was a Jew?
Is it objectively wrong that Apfelbaum sent Voitinsky and Gruzenberg to China so as to inculcate Sun Yat Sen [and his star pupil, Mao Tse Tung] in all the finest details of Marxist-Leninist theory?
Is it objectively wrong that Fielder and Striffler are amusing themselves here with a Maoist humiliation of the shkotzim?
And the objective answer to all of these perfectly objective questions is “No.”
Not objectively wrong – in fact, objectively correct – these are just simple, obvious, completely factual observations about reality as it actually exists.
But now here is a slightly more SUBJECTIVE question for you: If a group is using public humiliation as a technique to destroy those whom it wishes to eradicate, then should we call their techniques “Mao-ist”, or would it be more historically accurate to call their techniques “Voitinsky-ite” and “Gruzenberg-ian”?
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Nailed it… now if my reply ever shows up, I had a final oar to put in as well along the same lines.
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Very good points. We must still remember though that there are other jews who are just as strongly against communist economics, though they are still indifferent to cultural/racial disollution for white countries (though they are often consistent in supporting this view even in Israel). Jews like Ayn Rand, Friedman, Mises, Hayek, Rothbard have made me still cautious of some jews as unquestionably intentional destroyers of western european civilization, but I’m still accepting of the fact that they do have a high IQ and are therefore still of useful genetic value, given that it’s intelligence not strength that most strongly differentiates man from the other animals.
The way to distinguish a “good jew” from a bad? Do they support the rights of people to self segregate and form their own voluntary systems. It’s hypocrisy that makes a person evil. Contradicting behavior, “do unto others differently than you claim they should do unto you”, is the root of “evil.”
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whats with the nazi here. fucking small dicked loser.
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Heh… as if naming the Sanhedrin doesn’t take a helluva lot more testes than getting a tattoo nowadays!
What you say has enough of its own truth… but recognizing who and what to avoid is a solid first step in any “real” solution.
What you sideliners get wrong is that we name the culprits not merely to blame (and yes, there’s plenty of blame to go around amongst our own… duh)… but to shine a light of awareness… which many seem to lack or outright deny.
In the end, the Lord knows what’s in every heart, no matter the race or creed… and will judge accordingly… and righteously.
And if a majority of a certain “type” are found wanting, well… cries of RAYCISS! or NAHZEE! are not going to hold the sway that they do nowadays among men.
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I should have said “an untoward proportion” and certainly not “a majority”.
Consider this a self-correction.
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Dregs Eliot: Maybe more like the Mafia than the American police I’ve known.
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Heh, heh… the comedy writes itself yet again… somebody who calls himself the Subway Masturbator attempts to shame by calling someone “Dregs”.
I’ve no doubt you’re well-familiar with the police.
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When people are empty, frustrated, angry, lacking power, possessions, and direction in life, they start imagining things in the form of the shkotzim, Frankfurt School, Sanhedrin, Synagogue, and Satan is brought in quite often. They understand none of these terms, yet they use them feverishly while taking them out of context to give themselves an air of credibility for their irrational delusions. Their irrational delusions take over their minds distorting reality for them. In the end, these losers become even more marginalized and relegated to the fringes of society – jobless, sexless, brainless, careless, and childless (or they have children with unmarried toothless white trash whores like themselves who raise their kids at WalMart and McDonalds). Have pity on them. Zombie, Elliot, and the rest of them. What are they, if not wretched in the eyes of God. They are paying for their ancestors’ inequities. The vicious circle that cannot be broken from generation to the next. Condemning their demoted souls to the sidelines; their jealousy burning within their dark hearts; their minds crazed and rabid.
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You have it right. Conspiracy Theories are entirely about the own sense of failure of the “theorist.” “I’m very smart or talented. I’m assistant night-shift manager at a toll booth. Somebody is holding me back. There is a worldwide conspiracy of everyone to suppress my talent.
It makes no difference if the conspiracy is about crop circles, bigfoot, UFOs,The BurgerBilders, or the Designated-Hitter.
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Again with the “YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!” routine?
Sorry, no bonus points for the additional usual suspect attempts at shaming language.
The fact that you JIDF cogdis apparatchiks feel the need to attempt to gainsay us “marginalized losers” says more about you than us.
After all, it gives you folk the heebie-jeebies to think that the “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” routine is wearing thin… hence, who are the people going to start to believe… you or their lying eyes?
“You are of your father, and the lusts of your father you will do”…
Hmmm.. sounds like another of those jobless, sexless, childless marginalized losers, eh?
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On a side note: ever notice how the (ahem) Cathedral always uses far, far, FAR more vituperation, coarse language, and slanderous utterances than their accused-of-less-humanity-and-morality targets?
Who actually sounds more “crazed” and “rabid”, and of “distorted mind”?
“By their fruits ye shall know them”.
lulz
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It’s like a Pavlovian response with the Jews – I make a passing observation about “pure, raw, naked Maoist humiliation of the shkotzim”, and they immediately try to unleash a 125dB torrent of “pure, raw, naked Maoist humiliation of the shkotzim” on me as vengeance.
The predictability of their behavior would be kinda hilarious if their venom hadn’t already done so much [nearly] irreparable damage to Western civilization over the last 150-odd-years since their “emancipation”.
But this bottomless well of nihilism really does seem to be at the very core of their nature.
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“I make a passing observation about “pure, raw, naked Maoist humiliation of the shkotzim”
That’s the thing – you’re not making an observation; you’re making a fool of yourself. Your observations are shit; they’re foolish and empty repetitions residing only in your irrational mind, and supported by crazies like Eliot and like-minded conspiracy theorist fanatics. There isn’t a thread in which you don’t echo the same crap, crap, crapolla. You sound like a demented old man repeating himself endlessly. Maybe you are some old unhappy geezer, who knows? After all, Greg is, and you appeal to him.
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For the record, I’m very happy, and still a few years off from geezerdom.
The real issue, which you avoid, Hymie, is this: was this experiment (and oh-so-many-more-like-it-these-days) the brainchild of a snarky South Park generation (ahem) chosen one, or not?
In the end it matters not… the Lord knows our hearts, and will be able to separate the wheat from the chaff, be it Jew or Gentile.
In the meantime, we reserve the right to rebuke.
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“That’s the thing – you’re not making an observation; you’re making a fool of yourself. Your observations are shit; they’re foolish and empty repetitions residing only in your irrational mind, and supported by crazies like Eliot and like-minded conspiracy theorist fanatics. There isn’t a thread in which you don’t echo the same crap, crap, crapolla. You sound like a demented old man repeating himself endlessly.”
You do understand that you’re proving my point for me, right?
Or are you really that stupid?
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You do understand that you’re proving my point for me, right?
Or are you really that stupid?
Yes, I do believe Jamie is that much of a schlemiel.
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Heh, heh… schlemiel… I see what you did there.
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The JDL online defense response team has been activated and the standard anti-goy countermeasures applied.
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Conspiracy Theories or not. EVERY country that Jews throughout the ages have controlled have been destroyed. Notice should be taken.
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Another canard, and a lengthy one at that.
File this one with the equally odious blood libel.
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I think you meant to say, “our historically attested practice of slaughtering Christian boys for our Passover celebrations. You know, the reason why we were expelled from England in 1290 and from Spain in 1492.”
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Don’t tell me, another crazed nutjob. I’m sure accusing the Js of slaughtering Christian children for Passover is music to Greg’s ears. He’s just the right person for such speak. Matthew=Greg. Two peas in a pond.
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Thank you!
“Don’t tell me” is an excellent signature of your kind’s paid work. Keep it up! I value your contributions.
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Sheesh… again the with Cathedral shaming language about mental illness?
You folks used to be pretty good songwriters… how’s about reprising some of that erstwhile amusement and sing a different tune, lest we have your tedious spiel as (yet another) reason to despise you?
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According to google, CT6 has commented twice on Heartiste posts.
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You need a good fucking to rewire your brain properly, Jamie.
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Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Jamie:
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Don’t you just love faggots like these? Whose “rebuttals” are more an elaborate form of namecalling than actual refutations?
Jealousy of what you silly little faggot?
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I don’t get it. Whenever a Jewish person says something, no matter who it is or what he says, you are going to bring up shkotzim, Zarkhin, Maoism and all the rest.
You have a mental health issue. Go and take your meds before commenting here.
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Always with the “YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!” or “MENTAL!” bushwa.
And always a (seemingly) new poster… leastwise, the name is new. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
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I’ve been an occasional poster here for a long time. Usually as “James”, until someone else with that name came along.
Of course, if you respond to a story with random information supposedly related to the ethnicity of the originator, it is easy to post a lot more.
E equals M C squared – “It’s a conspiracy against the shkotzim.”
Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon. – “Did you know Mao was taught by a couple of Jews?”
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined – “The Comintern chairman was a Jew named Ovsei-Gershon Aronovich Radomyslsky Apfelbaum.”
There are plenty of blogs where this sort of nonsense is welcome. It seems to me that it’s a bit off-topic here.
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“There are plenty of blogs where this sort of nonsense is welcome.”
…And you are? Do you own this blog? Are you an authority on what is or is not welcome at CH? Perhaps it is your nonsense that is unwelcome.
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E=MC² gets a conspiracy response?
Now who’s the paranoid, exaggerating, rabid, mentally-disturbed one?
The only nonsense here is you squirting squid ink to keep from admitting that Zombie Shane had a point in saying that these two odious clowns who are the topic of this thread are, in fact, smarmy dweebs of your extended family.
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“smarmy dweebs of your extended family.”
You’re such a clown, Greg. Your wee brain thinks anyone who disagrees with you has to be of the tribe. Like every Gentile agrees with you, and if one doesn’t that makes him definitely a Jooo. You’re stupid as stupid is. You can’t see clearly anything in front of you. You’re consumed with anger and hate, and think yourself righteous. Nothing generates more laughs than when you and Shane start on your righteousness routine. You wouldn’t know what righteousness means if it hit you on the head, you morons. The best thing you two sorcerers know how to do is dream all day long about your favorite dictator, Adolf, awaiting his return, while you scream about the Frank Fruit school and its shikutsim gibberish, and whack off in front of the screen. It’s embarrassing you’re white.
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Again, as usual, you’re lumping me in with what others have said. I myself never mentioned things like the Frankfurt School… but, alas, I seem to be the lightning rod for the cog-dis crowd wrath because I’m the Gentile that doesn’t take it lying down… and counter punch much better than you Cass Sunstein minions who are used to scaring your opponents into silence.
Avaunt, fool.
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Funny how you miss the anger from your own crowd… recalls something about a splinter in the other guy’s eye while ignoring the fence post in your own.
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Thanks for the “Frankfruit School” turn of phrase. I’ll have to borrow that. I’m sure many of them were in fact fruits.
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Thanks for the “Frankfruit School” turn of phrase. I’ll have to borrow that. I’m sure many of them were in fact fruits.
Hence the scripture “By their fruits shall ye know them.”
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“I’m sure many of them were in fact fruits.”
Of course they were fruitcakes and their philosophy wasn’t worth shit. But they haven’t been around in ages, and most people unless they are on the very far left don’t follow their screwed up bullshit.
That said, you guys all the way on the other side of the spectrum form them are no better. You don’t have the same views, but your mentality is identical, if not worse. At least the Frank Fruit School wasn’t preaching killing others like some of your minions do. The Frank Fruit bullshit school worse thing was that it misunderstood and misconstrued human nature and gave it false attributes. You on the other hand, come up with conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory where none of them are rooted in reality. All they serve is to inflame people against imaginary enemies and seek to cause harm to them. There is a reason why the Arab world is deeply steeped in conspiracy theory lore. It’s how they incite the people to hate the west. You do the same thing; you incite people with these conspiracy theories. Conspiracy theories are harmful to the west; they don’t serve anything of value. The Frank Fruit School conspiracy theory and the shikutzim conspiracy theory are dumbing you down.
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Enter the initialism “SJPL”
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Penis and feces?
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Exactly.
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Yeah, it’s bizarre how racists of all levels of dim-wittedness don’t even try to hold up their own accomplishments, just perseverate about those they hate.
Meanwhile, Jews are working at something, getting into better grad schools, and inventing better shit than these trailer trolls, like vaccines. Then the trailer trolls stop hating long enough to go get their kids vaccinaated.
Here’s a German-American guy who invented MMR vaccine, it’s said he saved more lives in the 20th century than anyone else.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Hilleman
Here’s a Jewish American who invented the Polio vaccine, you ignorant, ungrateful fucks.
One of your relatives probably would be dragging one leg around and heavily leaning on crutches from Polio if someone hadn’t figured this out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_Salk
And as self-labelled “Christians” you don’t even know your own philosophy.
Jesus was explicitly against racism.
http://biblehub.com/galatians/3-28.htm
Care to launch an empty, flailing ad hominem because you judge me not to be a true Christian? Another miss, suckers.
Try to do something positive instead of finding someone to blame.
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Another non-believing fool who tries to shame Christians by misquoting their own scripture, while his tribe’s own religious writings slander our Lord.
We’ve been through this Galatians verse before, but alas, that never stops you cogdis JIDF clowns from regurgitating the same lies… and why not, your father is the Father of Lies, and the lusts of your father you will do, ever since the time your smarmy Pharisees kept trying to outwit and trip up the Lord with their sophistries.
As covered before, the verse says there is no male and no female… obviously it’s not talking about the physical existence on this planet, it’s talking about the spiritual plane on a world other than this one.
You missed the verses about not being yoked with unbelievers, for what fellowship does light have with the dark? About shunning those who will not listen to righteousness and the belief in Christ as true Messiah?
Or about Christ’s sharp rebukes against the Big J’s of His time?
I thought so, you dastard. Don’t try to bandy words with me, boy… you’re outmanned.
And on the subject of great accomplishments by J’s, nobody ever argued that achievements exist… DUH.
But do you really want to start trading names of deeds good and bad? Some mention of the less-than-stellar events that can be laid at the doorstep of your folk have already been cited, and the laundry list could go on much longer.
You can start by telling us about your boss, Cass Sunstein… especially since Dynamic Silence (another brainchild of one of your machers)
is really taking it in the shorts since the advent of the internet.
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You just proved yourself a religious nut. I swear your tirade sounded like something out of the Spanish Inquisition. That’s why your arguments lack credibility. They are not based in reality or truth. You are chauvinistic and prejudicial toward your religion. That’s your beef. Next!
“while his tribe’s own religious writings slander our Lord”
Let’s assume it’s true, but you’re a hypocrite. Pity, you don’t see how the NT slanders the Jews too. I can’t believe you’re holding on to 2000-year old dispute between Christians and Joooz. You can fight this war until the end of time, but you’ll still come up a loser.
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That bleat has probably the highest talking-point density I’ve ever seen.
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Oy vey… how ghey.
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Youtube Barbara Spectre. It is the best possible video. NAJALT! (or else)
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ButButButBut…J is NOT A RACE! It’s a RELIGION! A religion who’s adherents must be “born of a J Mother.”
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whose. my low IQ and spewing hatred something something bigot something HITLER(!) get the best of me.
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“Yeah, it’s bizarre how racists of all levels of dim-wittedness don’t even try to hold up their own accomplishments, just perseverate about those they hate.”
Jews aren’t a race you fucktard. Racism doesn’t mean what you think it means and Jews raping the wests culture after they work hard to gain their power means nothing. What does it matter how hard you worked, if you use the fruits of your labour for evil, so to speak. (not to mention that trailer trash is a tiny subset of white people, who, in the majority, are hardworking and disciplined human beings)
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“Jews aren’t a race you fucktard.”
Have you ever heard of an Atheist Christian? No, you haven’t. Have you ever heard of an Atheist Jew?… (Hint: Encyclopedia Judaica lists Trotsky is one of their “finest”)
…Who’s the fucktard now?
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@James K
You seem to be suffering from a mental health condition I call “being born a brain dead lemming”. This is a serious condition which inhibits an individuals ability to think independent thoughts. It affects about 95% of the the white population and is especially prevalent among individuals with average and below average intelligence.
Showing up on this website and parroting the Marxist Mantras we all hear on our television sets is a dead give away that an individual is suffering from “being born a brain dead lemming”.
The Lemmings slave like instinct to be fashionable makes him very easy to manipulate by whoever controls the mass media.
Being perceived as unfashionable is a Lemmings greatest fear.
Unfortunately the mass media has fallen into the hands of the Jews, and they have used it to convince the Lemmings that committing collective suicide is super super fashionable. The Lemmings are now competing against each other to be first in line to march off the approaching cliff. The Media has made trying to warn the Lemmings about the approaching cliff one of the most unfashionable things a person can do, so Lemmings tend to despise such individuals.
Reading Nietzsche and Pierce can potentially cure an individual of Lemminghood, although successful treatment is rare as the condition tends to be hereditary, and Lemmings don’t like to read or participate in any activity that requires having to think.
Good luck with your treatment.
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He’s no lemming… he’s a purposeful cog-dis practitioner… I can hear the shekels rattle in his pocket every time speaks of “craziness” and the usual suspect erstwhile Soviet practice of declaring dissidents mentally unsound, fit only for correction in the asylum.
The names change over the years… but the faces remain the same.
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“Good luck with your treatment.”
Fucking imbecile. You follow crazed conspiracy-theorist idiots on the internet and take their claims as the gospel truth, even when they distort history and lie to you and make up imaginary shit to satisfy their twistedness. Yet someone who refuses to follow your stupidity like sheep, you dare call crazy or stupid. Ya know, reading your shit proves you and your ilk are of low IQ possessing mental health issues, you morons. Useful idiots like you follow blindly any madman that sounds good, never mind if Lucifer was hiding inside him and ready to destroy your own country and your own people in the process, just as long as he made you feel good. You’re nothing but feelings-based like your liberal counterparts on the other side of the spectrum. You hate others more than you love your own. You’ll sacrifice your own so that the others are destroyed. It’s the hytler mentality. He didn’t care if Germany went up in flames, just as long as his imaginary enemies went down. Evil man. You all have the makings to be him, that’s what is so sad about the white supremacy movement. It’s hytlerian in nature.
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In the grand tradition of grabbing a bomb and throwing it back:
Fucking imbecile. You follow
crazed conspiracy-theorist idiots on the internetthe godless mainstream educational system and newsmedia and take their claims as the gospel truth, even when they distort history and lie to you and make up imaginary shit to satisfy their twistedness. Yet someone who refuses to follow your stupidity like sheep, you dare call crazy or stupid. Ya know, reading your shit proves you and your ilk are of low IQ possessing mental health issues, you morons. Useful idiots like you follow blindly anymadmansmooth-talking empty suit like Obummer that sounds good, never mind if Lucifer was hiding inside him and ready to destroy your own country and your own people in the process, just as long as he made you feel good. You’re nothing but feelings-based like your liberal counterparts on the other side of the spectrum. You hate others more than you love your own. You’ll sacrifice your own so that the others are destroyed. It’s the hytler mentality. He didn’t care if Germany went up in flames, just as long as his imaginary enemies went down. Evil man. You all have the makings to be him, that’s what is so sad about the white supremacy movement. It’s hytlerian in nature.Holy shit. Only two edits. Look in the mirror, Anonymouse.
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See, you just proved my point. The white supremacy movement and the left mirror each other. These same things could be said about the left just as much as they can be said about you. Get it? That’s why I said “You’re nothing but feelings-based like your liberal counterparts on the other side of the spectrum.”
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No. Wrong. I’m not in fact a white supremacist, but a traditional Catholic, and what I share in common with white supremacists is a belief that European culture is superior, and that the European race is an important treasure of mankind.
Feelings-based? Don’t make me snort. Even brute animals have feelings, which means that the opinions of leftoids and libtards are illegitimate rantings of little better than beasts. Typical women and manboobs are after all unable to think with logic.
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“and what I share in common with white supremacists is a belief that European culture is superior, and that the European race is an important treasure of mankind.”
Good, we agree. But how is that a reason to attack the Jooo and make up retarded bullshit like The Frank Fruit School conspiracy theory and the shikutzim conspiracy theory? If you’re using white culture being superior as an excuse to attack Joooz, it’s a weak reason. In addition, Jooz are part of white culture and a driving force behind it. Yet your nonsense serves to make you look crazy and unhinged in the process.
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For pete’s sake, would you get off the conspiracy theory shtick? As with any other theory, you have to take each “conspiracy theory” as they come. I personally only admit a conspiracy theory as a viable option when the consequences warrant one. I am far more willing to apply the ills of mankind to unbridled ambition, greed, corruption, and stupidity. In fact, many of the “conspiracy theories” that make sense are just bankers and financiers doing whatever it takes to improve business and power for themselves, the rest of mankind be damned. If you have more money, you have more power. That goes without saying.
Big banks and corporations are always trying to improve profits and the bottom line, news at 11.
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Oops… forgot one.
You all have the makings to be him, that’s what is so sad about the
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Lilymoya, you’re as tiresome as you ever were… even though you grew circumspect there for awhile at having slipped up and posted your e-mail addy.
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“White Supremacy Movement” is LOL-icious!
I’ll get back to you when White Supremiciss (!) are being paid with FedBucks to train local cops in CorrectThink.
WhiteSupremeciss = anyone who thinks that a group should be left alone to peacefully segregate on their own terms. This is elsewhere, I forget where, known as Freedom of Association.
The Abolition of Free Association = The Civil Rights Movement
Up is Down. USA!
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Maybe he needs re-education in gulag like old days…
Yes comrade?
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incredibly relavent, thanks for the 2c
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Some of the comments are so wrong that they would be amusing, were they not so effective at illuminating the putrid substitute for thought that circulates in their writers’ heads.
Apparently I am a Marxist Jew. On the contrary, I am a fairly right-wing Gentile, who has managed to learn something from Manosphere and hbd blogs.
The Jews are more successful than Gentile whites, mainly because on average they have 15 points higher IQ.
For the same reason, whites are more successful than blacks – again the difference is about 15 points of IQ.
Think long and hard about that before typing again. Complaining about the Jews is no better than African Americans whining about “white privilege”. At least blacks can point to a history of slavery and segregation. What’s your excuse?
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Yeah but thing is we’ve proven we can dominate either with violence so they have to start playing fair or there will be problems.
Remember how sore your buttholes are from last time? Remember that event you keep crying about and campaigning for sympathy over? Remember what blacks always cry about?
That’s what happens when you fail to respect us over a prolonged period of time.
If you are so smart why can’t you prevent it? It’s because Jews for their slight IQ advantage sacrifice a ton in the physique and temperament department.
Judaism is tied with Episcopal Church for wealthiest average membership so I don’t know about success.
Average doesn’t say much for white people, lots of us are more intelligent than the average Yehudi.
White people are natures gamble.
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Ok, at your suggestion I’ve thought, long and hard. Now I’m feeling so grateful and humble. Their contribution to the betterment of the West is…fiat currency plus legal tender laws? No, it’s speech codes. Scheisskultur? Or is it pornography? Bernays? Feminism? Christmas jingles? Compulsory faggotry? No, it’s probably Stephen Speilberg (which is to say, all of the above).
Repeating that tired IQ meme is so very ethnic. So selective and incomplete. It’s no substitute for thought, son.
“My excuse” is a history of slavery and the criminalization of peaceful segregation. See, because white gentiles have actually have a long impressive history of supplying the world with ACTUAL geniuses. You should go ahead and think long and whatever about the meaning of the word.
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Yay! I’ve been censored. How…White Gentile-ish.
Censorship is teh substitute for IncorrectThink. USA!
Did you know that thought-crime plus constant surveillance is the evolutionary cul-de-sac?
I should just leave the important stuff to the really smart high-iq people and their nephews.
Seriously, if it wasn’t for the JContribution to The West, it would be sharp sticks and grass huts for the White Gentiles.
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For which the Jews should thank Hitler, right? Involuntary eugenics?
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“If you are so smart why can’t you prevent it? It’s because Jews for their slight IQ advantage sacrifice a ton in the physique and temperament department.”
Out of Israel this is true. However, have you seen Israeli men? They’re badasses. Something about the Land of Israel; she produces top specimen over there. Think King David and Kind Solomon. Israelis are not only smart as hell, and dominate the high tech, medicine, and finance industries, they also are first rate warriors. I doubt any of you neos can go up against them. The only thing they don’t have going for them is that they are too lenient with their foes. They need to remove sympathy, compassion, and pity form the equation and crush their nemeses to oblivion. Most of their leaders weren’t born in Israel, which is why they’re too liberal, and too concerned for the enemy. They’re weak, as they don’t have that strong Israeli temperament and physical strength the land disbursed to her indigenous inheritors. Once the weak generation of returning exiles is replaced with home-grown brave hearts who don’t feel the need to commiserate with the enemy, the sky is the limit for Israel.
Those liberal American Juoz, who wants them. The future lies elsewhere.
But all this doesn’t take anything away from white gentiles. They are very smart and great creators of civilization. Some of you are generating a conflict where none should exist.
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…and dominate the surveillance, toxic pharma, and bankster funny-money swindlestries in the United States of Merit. fixed.
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And…your Israeli worship is…kinda…gay. Bath-house gay. Liza Minelli gay.
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Christ, let’s be fair now… to Liza.
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Game over, Ashley.
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Responses I would use include “Lol” or “Gay”, but of course “me neither” works as well.
Nathan retweeted a bunch of these and there was a great deal of betas who freaked out. Laugh-worthy.
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girl: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
me: it’s ok, I haven’t even been partly honest with you
then silence lol
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That’s ok sweetie I’ve never been honest with you
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brings to mind a classic, supposedly a true event (but really who knows). man tells his girlfriend hes going on vacation to europe, has no access to email or phone, she forgets and leaves ca-razy messages, emails etc
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Haha, good shit.
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Smells bogus.
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Just another day in the live of Generation South Park.
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her responses are for sure, your girlfriend doesn’t say ‘i hooked up with your best friend’ she says she slept with ‘morgan’, or ‘morgan’ or your other buddy ‘morgan’. normally that’s how girls do it.
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I’ve heard though, girls using harsh(usually male) language and curses when they want to insult or degrade somebody, which would be exactly now.
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incorrect. I’ve had miserable women says exactly that except she put “best friend” in quotes. It’s quite real.
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She went from zero to batshit in the space of fifteen minutes (2:46 – 3:01)? Of course it’s possible — never underestimate the schizophrenic emotional pendulum swing of the millennial American woman — but let’s apply Occam’s Razor here. That’s not enough time to discount mundane factors like dropped coverage, preoccupation, even leaving your phone in the other room. Even crayzee bitches have adapted to the quirks of iMessaging.
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^^^Smells like an ethics lawyer.
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Sound like a good way to break up with her thinking she is empowered. No problems after she is gone
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Well, I’ve never “texted” but it reminds me of my herpes disclosure.
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Haha I could just see it in my head, that “me neither” line will rupture a blood vessel as the hamster works up a frenzy.
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I’d go with: well that makes two of us
Talk about dread inducing
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The original exchange is found elsewhere on the web. The “me neither” reply is from a chick to her bf.
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This might work on chicks in your rotation, but would backfire on you with an actual gf or wife, ala the “Kanye Radio Prank Gone Wrong.”
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This is how I plan to “propose” to my girlfriend. (We already live together and she REALLY wants marriage. So do I.
I will sit her down and say ‘I haven’t been completely honest with you.’
‘The truth is…..I really want to get married and spend the rest of my life with you.’
Then I will present the ring. No asking, no begging, no proposing, no kneeling. Just a statement.
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Just tell her: “We’re getting married. Bring da movies.”
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And she’ll reply “gay”. I’d love to see the guy’s face.
On the subject in reverse:
her: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
you: High five
Turn that phone off, pull out your other phone and call some other chick.
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Women don’t reply like that. They ain’t us, much as they try to be. 😉
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If you’re fond of revving the hamster like myself, you might hide the ring somewhere where she’ll stumble on it. Then when she comes to you with the “What’s this?”, throw the “I haven’t been honest with you”….and then just clam up until either you can’t hold your laughter or she picks up the phone to call Mom.
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You wanna become a divroce-rape and child support statistic?
Good luck mate. ;D
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Pretty new here, ain’tcha?
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Best of luck to you, you’re gonna need it.
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“me neither” is certainly an alpha response. But I think if this shit happens in a relationship you were serious about, the best reply is no reply. Let her elaborate. Assuming she is not pulling a prank, you use your silence to drown her in her own guilt and shame while chilling out yourself and then dump her.
[CH: Agreed. For LTRs, letting her spill the beans is the best tactic. For flings, you can have more fun teasing the girl.]
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Something similar happened to me once. My girl texted me, “I’m spending the night with Matthew.” And I texted back, “Oh rly? I’m having fun with Michelle and Ashley.” She wrote back, “Matthew is a character in a Nicolas Sparks book. What’re you reading?” Right before I turned my phone off for about 45 minutes, I replied, “Reading? lol”
She was livid, but it led to fucky and she never tried that again with me.
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Revving? The Rationalization Hamster would die from being crushed by centrifugal force.
At another blog, a sci-fi/fantasy author laments the feminization of the genre. Reading Ashley (or any number of others), women are masters of fantasy in a way Men can never achieve. The literary merit thereof may be lacking though.
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[…] Revving The Rationalization Hamster […]
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Her: “I haven’t been completely honest with you”
You: *no response*
Her: “You there?”
You: *hold the line*
Her: “Hello?”
You: *silence*
Her: “I was just kidding”
You: *nothing*
Her: “It was a joke from the internet. I’m sorry.”
You: *hold*
Her: “Are you mad at me?”
You: “lol”
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GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: assumed
Radio silence….do not respond….let it blow up.
Enjoy
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Bonus points for brevity.
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ok so i’m thinking ‘thats a shame’ or ‘what a pity’ followed by complete radio (micro and whatever else kind of wave) silence, until she elaborates (if ever, who cares… i kinda, but fuck that, somethings up and that text warrants an explanation so it better be good). its not a hamster spinning reply but move on regardless, bitch is either dumb as fuck, guilty as hell, or a manipulative cunt (probably a combination)
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“I haven’t been fully honest with you…”
(((dismissive shrug))) “We’re none of us, how we ought to be.”
Then just keep doing whatever it was you were doing the moment before she attempted this shiesseprobe.
The hamster freaks at Zen.
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stoner game, i like
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It’s Growth Of The Soil game, actually… Norwegian Zen. 😉
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oh my humble apologies, clearly a difference from non-norwegian zen
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the lilly flutterbys in the wind
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shiesseprobe?
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Shit test… in my poor German.
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It’s spelled scheiße.
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> You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be
“I know.”
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i disagree – if its something that you could know then perhaps (but you don’t know at this stage), otherwise i reckon she’ll think you’re full of shit. by saying ‘me neither’ you leave it open that regardless of her secret there is something that you personally are holding back which will cause the hamster to spin furiously wondering what that secret is
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context:
1. girl you’ve shagged and care about – ‘you might want to elaborate’ *crickets* (bitch better explain in person, and it better be good)
2. girl you’ve shagged and don’t care about – ‘i’m hurt’ (reply clearly doesn’t matter, but I’m going to feign injury for shits and giggles)
3. girl you havent shagged but want to – ‘me neither’ *crickets* (let the hamster spin)
4. girl you havent shagged and dont want to – probably not relevant
RtP
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A more rapport building one I tried very recently on girl I’d been banging and it worked was:
Me: “I had a dream about you…”
Her: what…what… (went on for hours)
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[…] Revving The Rationalization Hamster | Chateau Heartiste […]
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This blog was a lot better before the comments section turned into /pol/ and even a simple post about trolling bitches and instilling dread turns into “JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS”
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Are you a dupe or a practitioner?
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They need an excuse for their failures. Give them that at least while I slay their would-be girlfriends’ pussies.
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Indeed… slaying pussies, in-between your (ahem) poetry career on the internet.
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Don’t be sad.
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we got a hamster there generating energy for us. let us all solve the energy crysis.
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I don’t think “me neither” is alpha at all. It just sounds like you are trying to preemptively save face or regain the upper hand you think you’re about to lose. Showing that you really don’t care should be much more alpha.
GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: So? / And? / Ok. / [something like that]
If you want to have fun with her hamster, the best option is clearly to say nothing, or to ignore it completely.
GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: Hey, were you any good with physics in high school? I have a problem / I had a dream with you. (then never tell her about it) / Sure, I’ll be there.
You get the idea.
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GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: vaya con dios
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look at this hamster rationalizing cellulite… good god
http://gokaleo.com/2013/03/06/cellulite-its-time-we-all-just-get-the-hell-over-it/
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Easily the best response:
GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you…
YOU: k
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A gal hasn’t been fully honest with you?
That’s because their statements at best are half truths.
I’ve learned how to cut the BS in their statements in half. Most of the time the first line is the lie…the second statement is the truth.
The less they talk the more truthful they are…the longer the statements get the more she’s rationalizing and lying.
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Her: ‘I havent’ been fully honest with you…’
You: ‘Always being wet is not bad!’
Always assume the sell.
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I’m curious whether his “I love you” at the beginning was the wedge that opened up her hamster even before the “I haven’t been fully honest with you” line
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