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The Official Spinster Logo

June 6, 2013 by CH

Imagine this on a T-shirt. You’d open so many sets wearing this because girls won’t be able to resist shit testing you about it. When they do, ask them if they want to be a member of A.S.S. — the American Spinster Society. Tell them you’re working hard to eradicate judgmentalism and loneliness from the world.

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  1. on June 6, 2013 at 10:29 am Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

    Oddly arousing.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:23 pm Anon

      That’s only because the illustration of the cat lady is more attractive than cat ladies in reality:

      http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/14/woman-addicted-to-licking-her-cat-eating-fur-reveals-on-tlc-show/

      p.s. I’m sure that vid turned on some brothas though.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:43 pm OralCummings

      No it aint! I think some of that swag on your hair is soaking into ya brain!!

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:36 pm Greg Eliot

        Really… that picture put me off my feed.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:41 pm Canadian Friend

        A cat drawing put you off your feed?

        litter-aly?

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:02 pm Greg Eliot

        Droll.

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      • on June 8, 2013 at 1:09 pm OralCummings

        This blog should only be about pu—-wait,no! I wont lower myself!

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:03 pm Greg Eliot

        Well, maybe not literally… but it did give me pause.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:11 pm Greg Eliot

        See what I did there? 😉

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 4:03 pm Baryshnikov

        Yes, quite a-mew-sing.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 9:54 pm Truth is Beauty

        He was only kitt-ing.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 4:43 am Greg Eliot

        The quality of these puns leaves me catatonic.

        I’d prefer it if the cat got your collective tongues.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 5:18 am Truth is Beauty

        Puns this dangerous should really be considered feliny under common paw.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 10:08 am Greg Eliot

        Argh… catastrophic.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:43 pm Canadian Friend

        Sh*t

        ally not aly

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:43 pm Anonymous

      Completely off-topic, but a couple of Youtubes which caught my eye recently.

      1) This beeyotch is the frigging Jane Seymour of gookettes:

      http://www.youtube.com/user/aCUPofTEAwithFI

      I ain’t had yellow fever like this since Michelle Yeoh’s performance in Crouching Tiger.

      2) This dude has written a national phreaking anthem for the red-pill swallowing former betas of the land:

      His name is Matt Hires.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:52 pm man

        Hey Heartizziizz!! Heartsiziezz!! lzozozlozlzl check this out: http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/06/us/new-york-life-coaches-suicide/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 2 “life coaches” with radio show commit suicide together. they were “common law” married zlzozlozzzz

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 8:15 pm Manila Ice

        Some white dude is plowing her rice paddy for sure.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 5:36 am Anonymous

        I can sit here for hours watching that yellow bitch jabbering away at that gook jibberish.

        [The toddler sitting on my lap loves her, btw, and he has extremely discriminating tastes in his youtubes*.]

        Anyway, some white boy needs to put about eight or ten buns in that fine-assed sideways oven.

        It would be a crime against God and His natural order of things not to.

        *Oh, and FUCK YOU, NATIONAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION.

        FUCK YOU.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 8:14 pm tacomaster

        Anonymous–I literally laughed hard reading that. Literally.
        *Oh, and SUCK IT, NATIONAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 9:20 am MMA

        The better analogy would be to flood the rice paddy.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 10:07 am Greg Eliot

        +1… as Mark Twain would say, the correct word vs. the nearly correct word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 6:17 am itsme

        This beeyotch is the frigging Jane Seymour of gookettes

        not entirely off topic, she did actually kiss a cat in her first video.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 9:08 pm Dr Caveman

      As a catoholic, I approve

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    • on June 7, 2013 at 3:38 pm santa666

      It’s all fun and games until they loose it and set the love nest on fire:
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2337584/We-considered-role-model-Gifted-chemistry-professor-dead-cats-burnt-house-honored-memorial-service.html
      Perhaps kitty was unfaithful?

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  2. on June 6, 2013 at 10:34 am yeahokcool

    she sure knows how to eat pussy! *rimshot*

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  3. on June 6, 2013 at 10:34 am chiker

    Chicks dig themselves some tomcat.

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  4. on June 6, 2013 at 10:34 am cryo

    There’s a sweet double entendre in there somewhere about eating pussy.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 10:55 am askjoe

      I think some older women do just give up and go their own way, in that way.

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  5. on June 6, 2013 at 10:35 am Ludwig Von Bern

    Jerked it to this.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm Greg Eliot

      That would explain your Cheshire grin.

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  6. on June 6, 2013 at 10:38 am animal mother

    Meow

    LOL! 😉

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:25 pm G_W_Hayduke

      Nice handle, mother. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqpGiwNtMvY

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  7. on June 6, 2013 at 10:41 am Wes

    If you think this is bad/arousing then you should see what they do with dogs…

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:59 pm corvinus

      Is that why so many of them are getting pets?

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 12:58 am Wes

        Female dog owners are notorious for having their pets disobey and we know how women get when something with a pulse doesnt pander to her whims…

        Also dogs are a surrogate for the child they wish they had but didnt because everyone said she shouldnt. Yeah I know kinky, what some of these girls are into these days.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm YaReally

      I knew a girl once…

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:04 pm Greg Eliot

        … in band camp…

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  8. on June 6, 2013 at 10:52 am zmbikilr

    Classic. Kitties = Aloof and uncaring. Cat ladies are just trying to recapture their youth.

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  9. on June 6, 2013 at 10:54 am askjoe

    wow, just wow.

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  10. on June 6, 2013 at 10:57 am Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

    Like attracts like.

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-how-and-why-sex-differences/201101/how-womens-brains-are-calico-cats

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  11. on June 6, 2013 at 10:57 am SL

    KUATO IS MY WINGMAN.

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  12. on June 6, 2013 at 10:57 am WhoCares

    Hey “heratistezzzz” zllolzzlolllzzlolzzzz xD

    You MIGHT wanna check this out as an interesting example of how far gone our MSM and libtards are on INSISTING girls are VICCTTIIIIIIIIMS (Call the Whaaaambulance) even when THE GIRLS DENY BEING VICTIMS! ;D

    http://www.newsday.com/news/region-state/prostitutes-in-sex-trafficking-case-life-was-good-1.5419362

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 11:07 am Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      The Georges are livin’ the real American Dream.

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  13. on June 6, 2013 at 10:58 am Rick Derris

    CH, put it on RedBubble.com! It will sell!!!

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  14. on June 6, 2013 at 11:02 am feministx

    The basic idea of these comments didn’t even cross my mind. You guys are sick!

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:07 pm Canadian Friend

      Well…

      You have sex with someone you find repulsive

      to me and a lot of people, that is sick

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 4:59 pm Diabolos

      And yet, you’re still here.

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  15. on June 6, 2013 at 11:03 am A.B. Dada

    This is going on a $7 t-shirt today.

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  16. on June 6, 2013 at 11:20 am mas00

    to my instagram it goes..

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  17. on June 6, 2013 at 11:23 am Lash

    Off topic.

    This is apparently the same artist who did the cover to some band’s song I really liked from 2009 or 2010. It’s a good one.

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  18. on June 6, 2013 at 11:27 am ar10308

    I come to Heartiste for my Furry Fetish. That’s some hot pussy.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:32 pm Tyrone

      Are you still dating that conservative writer for Townhall? You should dump her and get a foreign girl. BTW, can you recommend a good AR-10? I’m looking at the DPMs and the Sig 716.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:46 pm ar10308

        I never dated a writer from Townhall, where did that come from? I’m not opposed to getting a nice Polish or Philipino girl.

        Sig, LMT, Larue, Armalite, yes. Just make sure you learn which ones are compatible with which. Not all ARs in .308 are the same. Check the AR-10 specific thread on http://www.ar15.com to understand how they can differ.

        DPMS, Bushmaster, NO.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:08 pm Inane Rambler

        “DPMS, Bushmaster, NO.”

        Absolutely agree. Those manufacturers are notorious for not building their rifles to the same standards as everyone else.

        Only ignorant hicks should buy from either of those companies,

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 8:00 pm Matthew

        Damn, I own one of each.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:10 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Rock River has some good ones.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 4:11 pm Lorem Ipsum

        LMT, Larue, GA Precision, or Knight Armament(KAC) are the only serious options. Anything else(Especially DPMS) and you might as well tattoo ‘Prole’ on your forehead.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 6:38 pm ar10308

        I bought an Armalite 4 years ago because they had been developing the platform the longest. However, I’d choose one of those brands at this point in time.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 12:04 am Lorem Ipsum

        Sig has really gone downhill in the last few years; I wouldn’t buy anything from them today. Armalite was a viable choice at one time but got left behind innovation-wise.

        I have an 18″ OBR now, I’ll be picking up a KAC ECC to go with it later this year to round out my 7.62 SR25 pattern category..

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 7:39 am RappaccinisDaughter

        All backordered for 12-18 months, some of them longer.

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  19. on June 6, 2013 at 11:31 am INTJ

    County-by-county map of singles ratio:

    http://monogamygame.wordpress.com/2013/06/06/male-female-ratio-map/

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:07 pm corvinus

      They should have separate maps for different races, since large numbers of black single moms is the only thing making the map look less than catastrophic for men.

      Bottom line: no white American man should ever feel guilty about marrying foreign. His sisters have far more potential suitors than they know what to do with.

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  20. on June 6, 2013 at 11:40 am Backdoor Man

    Reminiscent of Suede’s debut album cover in 1993.

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  21. on June 6, 2013 at 11:44 am earl

    That is both disturbing and laugh out loud funny.

    I must have it on a shirt.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:45 pm driveallnight

      Seriously. Someone, please market this shirt so I can buy it.

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  22. on June 6, 2013 at 11:56 am Emma the Emo

    loooooooool, wtf. So good.

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  23. on June 6, 2013 at 11:58 am mas00

    So I wanted to fuck with online dating for shits and giggles and my profile is this:

    I have a 6 pack so I can lift my shirt up in the middle of my local farmers market and you can rub your hands all over my stomach. And I love to travel, listen to music and look at art. Wow we must be a match! My friends call me adventurous too, I leave the house everyday, and who would want drama and bullsh*tin their lives, not me. I only date women who can talk about Derrida, Foucault, Marx, and Bataille because intelligence is the best! I’m very passionate about voodoo I need a woman with morals in her life.

    Deal breakers: If you’re sane, have a job, your BMI is right, and you actually will send me your number and meet up.
    If you’re here just to give blow jobs move on!

    Can I make this more intriguing?

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:39 pm Canadian Friend

      I would not be surprised if you got positive responses from women with such a profile

      Wait a week or a month and tell us what happened

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm mas00

        will do

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:28 pm corvinus

      Also make a GBFM-style profile and compare your responses.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:29 pm mas00

        GBFM… English please?

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 4:26 pm corvinus

        Clearly, you’re new here. Don’t worry, you’ll find out within a couple of weeks.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 7:33 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        yes engrixh1!!! engrish!!! engrish pleasezzllzo zlzoozo1! !Lozolzlzololzolzl

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 9:47 am Diogenes the Cynic

        Please! Please put up a dating profile and the link! The Universe would almost come full circle if you did!

        Lozolzlzololzolzl!

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 10:05 am Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        i just might do dat
        but online datinzg is soooo very betasz

        but here is wot my profile would say.

        TITLE: LOTSAS COCKAS 4U
        “my name is da gbfm of worldwide fame and renown. i don’t buttcockz cause my cockas too big and ur anus (not da planet uranus lzozzlz) is likely too small, unless u have been buttcocked many timez, in which case you have been bernnakififed and deosuled and i don’t no waannna gina cock you no more as u are proabably as a big a pain in da ass as da pain in your ass from all da buttccokingz zlzlzoozo.

        my ideaz of an idealsz date is to talk about da GREAT BOOKZ FOR MENZ which menasz dat u shut up and da GBFM doesz all da talkingz cause we know womenz never read homer’s iliad nor odyssey notr bible on their own, but only vampire crap like twilight and julia prostsititute roberts book eat, prey, butthext”

        even dough my last seneveenteen girlz complained dat da GBFM is soooo complicated, my ruels rulez arez simple:
        bring da movbiez = lostas cokas 4u
        bring no movies = no cockasz 4u

        P.S. and please pelasez please i beg of you do not waste da GBFM’s precious itme. time. pleasez post up-tod-ate picture of you TODAY! do NOT post pictures of you when you were younger hotter tighter and fifty pounds lighter back in da day when you were givingz it up for free 2 all da buttccokerz in your bernkifieid dorm, and pretending dat because you were once hot da GBFM now owes u moneysz to get down on what you gave away for free before u contrtced dat STD. lzozolzolzoo

        i like to travel, and we can travel togethers. i will travel form da bedroom to da couch to play grand theft autoz, while youwill travel from da bed to da kitchen to make da GBFM a morning omelelete with lotssa cheddar cheese but not form between your kness zlzlozlzlo

        if u are thirty and have had ur dun and looking to “get serious,” then please get serious! da gbfm ain’t no backcup beta nor da last branch you can grab as you fall from your sexual peak in your early twentietsz which you wasted on lsostas cockas riding da cock carousleuesz.

        when you comtact me please include:
        how many pounds u have gained since your profile picture was taken.
        how many cockasz u have taken in da buttholzizo since your profile picture was taken.
        how many pounds u have *REALLY* gained since your profile picture was taken.
        how many cockasz u have taken in da ginazizo since your profile picture was taken.
        how many cockasz u have taken in da mouthollzizo since your profile picture was takenz.
        \
        da gbfm looks forwards to meetingz youz

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 10:16 am corvinus

        Nice. There’s no way to improve on that, especially when on oldsnatch.com.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 10:00 pm Truth is Beauty

        GBFM, mothfeurfcker, do you speak it?

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 8:25 pm tacomaster

        Another t-shirt idea!

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 10:24 pm Anonymous

        no, the amount of responses would crash the dating site server

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 2:31 pm YaReally

      This is awesome. Srs.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm mas00

        Thanks, glad someone laughed

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    • on June 7, 2013 at 9:06 am tj

      Derrida is brilliant – only downside, they might take you seriously

      You really need to add something about cats tho

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 11:22 am mas00

        Cats of course, how could one forget? “only downside, they might take you seriously”

        Really? If a woman reads Bataille then she’s down for some extra pounding shit!

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    • on June 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm Arred Wade

      Real solid. Fewer exclamation marks though.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 1:37 pm mas00

        I added “If your 6ft under, then sorry move on. I need a lady whose legs I can wrap around my waist”…. and “I talk to my cat and if he will tell me if you’re a slut or not.”

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  24. on June 6, 2013 at 12:12 pm Amanjaw Marcuntte

    This is as OT as it gets, but how often do you get to see someone say “And of course, the antichrist IS a mother f-ing gentleman!”

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 12:46 pm OralCummings

      He reminds me of the other guy,Brother something,who wears the big get-up. They both have these weird head movements that seem gay.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:10 pm Inane Rambler

        Brother Timothy or Gregory I think. GBFM is usually the one who posts him, he dresses like an Orthodox priest.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 3:06 pm Greg Eliot

        Nathan, if memory serves… I also believe he is a converted YKW, which raises the red flag about, well… red herrings.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 10:13 pm Truth is Beauty

        “Brother Nathanael” – Dancing Pervert J:

        Biological YKW gonna biologically YKW.

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  25. on June 6, 2013 at 12:52 pm RappaccinisDaughter

    For all the guys who fapped to the above picture, I present (SFW):

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 1:27 pm Anonymous

      I don’t get it.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:31 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Perhaps that is for the best.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:34 pm Canadian Friend

        I don’t get it either but I enjoyed the nice butts on these women

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      • on June 8, 2013 at 3:40 pm haunted trilobite

        solid looking turd cutters all right

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 1:38 pm man

        A man who is on a hallucinating drug, who finds lovely ‘women’ dancing randomly. Suddenly, as he preforms sexual intercourse with these ‘women’ to find out he was actually preforming intercourse with sheep. He is then sentenced to meet with three police officers and a dog. He is still under the effects of these drugs, so he imagines the dog as a woman, also.

        Hope I cleared things up :3

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 2:41 pm gaoxiaen

        I hate when that happens.

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 4:10 pm BraHBawmb

        Brah…..BRAH……BRRRAAAHHHH. WTF is this ” :3 ” crap. CUTE EMOTICONS are only for women, or when you are a super duper alpha dickhead asshole and trying to self deprecate. come on Brah.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 5:13 pm Mitch Cumstein

      SFW?

      Maybe because there’s no nudity, but there’d be more dignity to being caught watching full-on porn than that weird shit.

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      • on June 7, 2013 at 7:41 am RappaccinisDaughter

        Hush your mouth. That shit was hilarious.

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  26. on June 6, 2013 at 12:58 pm The Official Spinster Logo | Viva La Manosphere!

    […] heartiste.wordpress.com […]

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  27. on June 6, 2013 at 1:16 pm Anonymous

    Same blog on racial classification has a lot of excellent material.

    >MUST< READ EVERY WORD

    "Estrogenization, milk, alcohol and positive ions – everyday poisons to avoid"
    http://europasoberana.blogspot.com.es/2013/05/estrogenizacion-leche-alcohol-e-iones.html

    Shame it is in Spanish, but Google translate makes an acceptable work:

    http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=es&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.es&sl=es&tl=en&u=http://europasoberana.blogspot.com.es/2013/05/estrogenizacion-leche-alcohol-e-iones.html&usg=ALkJrhgNd3jidAdkTAmE5jFhCVkIrV8pKw

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  28. on June 6, 2013 at 1:31 pm Holden Caulfield

    Anyone thinking about marriage or the joys of being a father, check this out:

    http://happybachelorsforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1749

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  29. on June 6, 2013 at 1:58 pm The Scolds' Bridle

    Q: How do you catcall a spinster?

    A: “Hey, want to buy another cat?”

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 3:08 pm Greg Eliot

      Is that for when she won’t accept booty calls?

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 4:27 pm corvinus

      A: Srsly tho, ur pussy rox!

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      • on June 6, 2013 at 5:51 pm Greg Eliot

        Thread winner… if this image goes on a tee shirt, then that phrase has to be under it.

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  30. on June 6, 2013 at 2:03 pm Troubadour

    One of my wife’s best friends is 40, and a virgin. She’s saving her virginity for the right man. One of my wife’s other friends is finally getting married to an omega, and they’re all going nuts with orgasmic bliss at getting to participate in the wedding. I totally need to make this into a T-shirt and give it to the virgin friend on the day she gets to play dress-up in that wedding travesty.

    Somehow I don’t think they will find it funny, but I will. 🙂

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 5:43 pm Mitch Cumstein

      A 40 year old virgin woman is tragic. At least when there’s a movie about a guy being 40, there’s comedy to be derived from it. But a woman…

      Even though I have respect for her not riding the cock carousel, she should change her story. “I never wanted to get married.” Because if she’s holding out for that perfect guy at 40, she’s never gonna find him.

      To paraphrase…”Get busy livin’, or those eggs get busy dyin’.”

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      • on June 8, 2013 at 5:09 am Troubadour

        She ended up coming over to the house today, so I printed off a copy of that drawing and had it sitting on the dining room table. Yeah, it’s cruel, but she looks like Rosie O’Donnell, and the pretentiousness of acting like she’s never been with a man because she has standards just needs holes poked in it. Give that girl a willing dick (I’ll provide the alcohol, but somebody else has to provide the dick) and watch her principles melt in a puff of cobwebs and mummy dust as her ancient scabbed over cherry finally crumbles open.

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  31. on June 6, 2013 at 2:13 pm Phillyastro

    And now we know how we got feline AIDS.

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    • on June 6, 2013 at 2:35 pm Anonymous

      Man, you read my thoughts.
      They say human HIV was caught of chimpanzees, what about a new adapted-to-human feline strain?

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  32. on June 6, 2013 at 2:55 pm Edward Cefala

    When I masturbate with cats, they’re either siamese or it’s over!

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  33. on June 6, 2013 at 3:49 pm Libertardian

    Animal cruelty.

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  34. on June 6, 2013 at 3:53 pm Slang

    Gross.

    A stick figure drawing would have been funnier.

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  35. on June 6, 2013 at 5:17 pm cynthia

    OMG. I love my cats, but this is… disgusting is too light a word.

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  36. on June 6, 2013 at 7:43 pm Matt Forney

    Reminds me of this.

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    • on June 7, 2013 at 1:08 am Wes

      I knew a lot of african americans were on the down low but this..
      Well at least he found someone special. We should all be so lucky.

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  37. on June 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm Moses

    My sister is a 45 year old spinster.

    For the last 15 years she’s had a succession of male cats. They die, she gets new ones. Always male. She treats them like fucking people. But they’re animals.

    Some time ago Heartiste suggested that spinsters love cats because they mimic alpha traits — aloof, indifferent, women must work hard to win their affection which can be spurned at any time.

    It’s the truth. Cats are an accessible (if poor) alpha substitute for the real thing.

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  38. on June 7, 2013 at 2:37 am tom

    … except cat ladies are not as hot as the one in the illustration. This one is busy banging 17 of her cats.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1237311/LIZ-JONES-Wish-lonely-Christmas-spare-thought-millions-women-like-me.html

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  39. on June 7, 2013 at 3:22 am Daily Linkage – June 7, 2013 | The Dark Enlightenment

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  40. on June 7, 2013 at 6:49 am thwack

    In addition to “WAR” and “go fish”, the first card game I was taught as a child was called “Old Maid”. It was a special deck of 52 cards with I think, pictures of animals on them? There were 2 of a kind of each animal but only 1 “old maid”.

    You picked cards from each others hand to match up the 2 of a kind in order to discard them. The goal was to get rid of all your cards. The loser was the one left with the “old maid” card.

    Just incase you think its sexist, my mom bought the cards for us and my older sisters taught all of us how to play.

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    • on June 7, 2013 at 10:04 am Greg Eliot

      Just incase you think its sexist…

      Definitely the first thought that crossed our minds…

      Alas, what’s the world coming to, when even thwack worries about a PC faux pas and has to include a qualifer?

      lozozozlzlzozozlzlzlzozozlzlzlzlzlzozozlzlzlzl.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 11:51 am Social Cream

        Jimmy Conway: Tommy, you gonna let this fuckin’ punk get away with that? WHAT’S THE WORLD COMING TO?!!

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  41. on July 17, 2013 at 11:15 am deniz

    the quickest and easiest way for a woman to stay lonely and singlle her whole life “saying I am a feminist “

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