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The Number One Move That Will Attract A Girl And Turn Her Against Self-Annihilating Leftoidism

June 10, 2013 by CH

I learned this trick during a stint as a roadie for an arena rock band. If you can’t trust advice about women from a rock star bathed in the afterglow of a ███████████ orgy, what dating advice can you trust? So he told me, “█████████████”, and “███████”, and I waited an hour backstage for the follow-up demonstration.

It worked like ███████. I’d seen things, but this moment was revelatory. A full ten minutes into the ██████, the young vixen’s face flushed from ██████ and █████, I was convinced. A safe enough amount of time has passed since that ████████ that I can reveal the secret of the quasi-neoreactionary rock stars to you.

Essentially, it boils down to this one word: ████████. Lead your conversation in this manner, and the dominoes fall in order. Her ███████ will ██████ like an old growth forest, and her ██████ will erupt in a confetti storm of ███████ rupturing all her ███████ until she is █████ in your presence.

I tried it on a red-haired ingenue. Her █████ quickly melted to relieved ██████, and it wasn’t but a half hour later when she was begging me to █████ a line of ████ off her ███. I thought at the time it was a request straight from central ████, a banal cliche, but there are some cliches so █████████ that they are worth experiencing unironically, in all their raunchy ████████. What can I ███? I’m a sucker for sappy pay-offs.

Afterward, she whispered a terse sweet-nothing in my ear:

“█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

███████████████████████████████████████ ,”

and I knew right then that this was the girl I would ███████████.

Note: The author has had to redact material in light of recent news that the American government is spying on any and all communication taking place between free citizens. The author regrets this necessity, but believes it a small price to pay to fight terrorism and nativist restrictionists who would shut the borders to the free flow of terrorists.

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  1. on June 10, 2013 at 9:35 am LD

    nice. the year is 1984.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 4:30 pm Simon Corso

      In a few more years 1984 will look like a paradise.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 5:24 am Anonymous

        Check out my man Snowden:

        $500 to Ron Paul
        http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/edward-snowden-donated-to-raul-paul-in-2012

        Smokin Hawt Girlfriend
        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2339202/Lindsay-Mills-girlfriend-Edward-Snowden-Woman-NSA-leaker-left-member-acrobat-troupe.html

        Oh. Hell. Yes.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 10:12 am Matthew King

        Daily Mail has become the best news-gathering operation in the world. Our monodailies are so dysfunctional and boring that the tabloids are easily assuming the market share for news that people are actually interested in.

        There’s more to learn about Snowden, but one thing’s for sure. The comparisons of him to Bradley Faggot Manning or Julian Eurotrash Assange are an insult.

        NSA, IRS, EPA — all of them — have to be torn down and paved over with asphalt. There is no possible “oversight” nimble enough to keep up with a service that can unilaterally claim for itself a need for “top secrecy” and can define the terms of “national security purposes.”

        Give me the US Constitution, border security, fifty-state sovereignties, and the United States Marine Corps. Everything else I will take care of with my AR-15, thank you. If there are more terror attacks, so be it. That is the cost of freedom. We are not a nation of women (yet), we know what happens whittle away liberty for the hope of perfect security.

        Life, liberty, property. Period. Nothing about “safety” or risk-free OSHA-compliant bubble-wrapped environments. Safety is the prerogative of the individual, not the police power, in a republic.

        Rally to your states. Rally to Rand Paul, the only public figure with balls and standing to step up. Enough of this death by a thousand cuts, this Tocquevillian “soft despotism.” The only other alternative is revolution, the sledgehammer option against a thousand needles.

        Matt

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 9:35 pm Truth is Beauty

      The answer to 1984 is 1933.

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  2. on June 10, 2013 at 9:38 am x

    dafuq?

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:04 am corvinus

      Seconded.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 9:39 pm Anonymous

        How a Waka Flocka Flame Concert Ended My Marriage and Saved My Life
        June 7, 2013
        deepcommotion.com

        …Now, my ex-husband and I had always had problems. We were on a typical bad relationship roller coaster; good times followed by bad times followed by good times and so on. Finally, the good times were just too far between and although the bad times subsided too, we fell into a very polite and civilized existence. That is, until Waka came to town.

        My ex NEVER liked rap, my interest in rap & rap artists, or my blogging about rap. When I knew Waka was coming to Ft. Lauderdale, my husband basically said he wouldn’t prevent me from going (as if) but he didn’t want me to go. When I didn’t immediately agree not to go, things got worse. He basically implied that (and I’m paraphrasing) “many black men would be putting their bodies in close proximity to mine.” Also, “since I was so enamored of Waka, if Waka asked, I might go out clubbing with him and end up doing something I’d regret.”

        I feel fairly attractive. I’m 53 now (52 at the time of the concert) and I try to keep myself presentable. I don’t have as many lines and wrinkles as some women my age, and I’ve been told I look much younger than my true age. But…as attractive as I may or may not be, I know as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow that Waka and I were not destined to go clubbing together. And, nice thing to say to your wife.

        Of course, my ex probably didn’t really think Waka would ‘co-mingle’ with me, but it was the fact that he even suggested this kind of bullshit scenario that made my mind up for me. I got my Waka concert ticket. I went by myself. And guess what? There were more white people there than anything else, and people from every age group. It was amazing. And the Brick Squad Monopoly gang (including Wooh Da Kid, Kayo Redd, Haitian Fresh, Sugar Shane, and more) burned up the stage.

        Then Waka came out. The crowd went absolutely insane, and Waka did too. Waka onstage had enormous charisma and magnetism, and you couldn’t keep your eyes off him. He had the same kind of Jim Morrison combination of sex, danger & unpredictability…

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 9:51 am Spiralina

        TL;DR – wanted to bang famous rapper but I was too old to catch his attention. Left husband anyway, because five minutes of alpha on stage STILL better than a lifetime of beta!

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 11:12 am corvinus

        I feel fairly attractive. I’m 53 now (52 at the time of the concert) and I try to keep myself presentable.

        I’ve never understood way-past-sell-by-date old prunes who still act like they’re 20.

        (shakes mah haid)

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  3. on June 10, 2013 at 9:52 am Canadian Friend

    That is what “hope and change” looks after 5 years.

    Imagine another 3 years of it.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 9:48 pm Spiralina

      If you think the federal incursion on individual civil liberties originated with the Obama administration and will end when he’s gone, you haven’t been paying attention.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 7:54 am Canadian Friend

        Things did not begin with Obama, I know, but they are getting worse with him, if you don’t know that, you have not been paying attention

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 9:54 am Spiralina

        Things “got worse” when the Patriot Act was signed in the post-9/11 hysteria. We are just starting to feel the long-term ramifications of this massive unprecedented encroachment of unchecked federalism on individual civil liberties. Obama is just doing what any sociopathic political leader would do with his cool new expanded powers. Power is only accumulated, never conceded willingly. The next person after him will likely do worse.

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  4. on June 10, 2013 at 9:53 am Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

    “Essentially, it boils down to this one word: confidence.”

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  5. on June 10, 2013 at 9:57 am AlmostAnonymous

    You’ve an evil sense of humour.

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  6. on June 10, 2013 at 10:05 am ar10308

    Is this supposed to be a Heartiste-themed Mad Libs?

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 10:08 am ar10308

      Afterward, she whispered a terse sweet-nothing in my ear:

      “lololololololzlzlzlzlzlzlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzlzlzlozlzolzolzozlozlzolzozlzolzozlozlzolzozlzolzolzozlzolzozlozlzozlozlzozlozlzozlozlzolzozlzolzozlozlzozlzolzozlozlzozlozlzozlozlzozlozlz ,”

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 1:36 pm Wrecked 'Em

        +1

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 2:04 pm LeRenard

        And that’s the winner.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 6:30 pm Patriarch

        Plus 1.

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  7. on June 10, 2013 at 10:50 am Canadian Friend

    Related, definitely related,

    if you go to the American Spectator’s site this pops up,

    …The American Spectator is under the watchful eye of the Obama Administration! Since January 1, 2013, federal government has been on the spectator.org website 81,164 times, with the IRS, Department of Justice, and the Department of Homeland Security leading the way.

    It’s true The American Spectator has seen the likes of Barack Obama before. Arrogant, unfailingly sure of his own righteousness, and willing to do anything to hold on to the reins of power—even going so far as to encourage and oversee the harassment of his administration’s critics, as we’ve seen in the recent revelations about the IRS targeting conservative groups. The American Spectator has been on the receiving end of this type of harassment before, with a year-long investigation from Clinton’s Justice Department.

    The lesson was this: When you face a bully, you can’t back down. We didn’t back down when confronting corruption in the Clinton administration, and conservatives mustn’t back down in confronting Obama’s IRS, phone tapping, and Benghazi scandals. …

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  8. on June 10, 2013 at 10:52 am maurice

    lame. this is a fake scandal, not news at all- data-mining programs of this kind have been operating with Congressional and FISA court oversight for more than 10 years. Ask yourselves this question: if overseas intel associates a phone number or IP address in, say, Pakistan or Yemen, with known Al Qaeda operatives, would you or would you not like the government to have the ability to check quickly and accurately if that number or IP address is communicating with numbers or addresses in, say, New York or Washington or LA? And then pass that info to law enforcement. That’s the problem the government is being asked to solve- to pull needles out of haystacks in real time. the data mining and analysis techniques simply allow them to do so- removes the cover of anonymity from the bad guys, giveing the govt and equal chance in the asymmetric warfare equation. The data isn’t allowed to be used for anything else, including snooping on US citizens- that’s what the FISA court determines.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 12:53 pm Da_Truth_Hurts

      Before the IRS started going after people based on their prayers, I might have mostly agreed.

      Do you honestly think all the money being printed is going to banks? The US is ramping up cyber warfare and I bet that we’d be shocked at what those capabilities will be in 5-10 years.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 3:50 pm Hugh G. Rection

      Secret courts, secret agencies, secret police, the President reserving the right to kill anyone without due process. This does not worry you? It’s the Soviet Union on steroids.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 5:40 pm John D

      This news would be far easier to stomach were it done under a government we felt represented us. But one has to wonder why there are so many potential terrorists within our borders in the first place.

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 10:27 am Trimegistus

      Oh, well I guess that makes it all perfectly okay, then. Nothing to see, move along folks.

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  9. on June 10, 2013 at 10:54 am Northman

    How many of you opposed the surveillance state under Dubya? I’ve opposed this shit from the start. When are we gonna do what’s right for us instead of our economic overlords?

    Good government is like trust, hard earned and easily lost.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:05 am corvinus

      I’m GOP, but I could never understand Boosh-worship either. It’s as if all the Republicans shut off their brains while Boosh was prez.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:52 am askjoe

      be fair. You know, we didn’t pass the patriot act or whatever thinking, oh well, we’re going to spy on everyone in America. Our idiot president is all like, “oh now that we now know how bad domestic spying is, the republicans are all opposed to it.” duh, that’s the point. We bitched and moaned, as conservatives, about Booosh’s handling of DHS in airports, letting the unionize, even though that’s against the law, and for somehow taking the “strip search grandma so as to not offend Mohammed” course of action. We also assumed that the Patriot Act would help us spy on bad guys. So yeah, we didn’t know. Now we know, and we’re pissed. Obama did know, for 5 years, and he expanded it. and now he’s going to go after the whistleblower.

      What exactly has obama been doing for 5 years if the only rhetorical recourse is bush did it too?

      Who turned off their brains in the GOP about Bush? Unlike the traitorous turn coat Democrats who stood with him in 2002 invading iraq, only to politicize the war for the next 6 years, he couldn’t say, “hey, I guess we were wrong, no blood for oil” once the going got tough. He did the surge, it worked. He gets credit. As for domestic stuff, the deficit was $200bn in 2006 and unemployment was below 5%.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 12:40 pm Inane Rambler

        Amen.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 2:54 pm Northman

        Fuck the traitorous dems and reps who wiped their ass with the Bill of Rights while passing the Patriot Act without reading it. They have all committed treason to our Nation. What do you think they superceded the Constitution and Bill of Rights for? Have you clowns ever seen star wars? Emergency powers aren’t returned very easily by the sociopaths running the gov.

        Were you scared of ahmed after 9/11? Please neo-con overlords, save me from the scary bearded men with boxcutters!

        Seriously though, you trusted these perpetual liars with such power? These murdering scum who start wars for profit. These cowardly opd men who send young men to die in meaningless wars. Don’t you read GBFMs posts?

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 9:44 pm Spiralina

        Bingo.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 1:09 pm Tyrone

        Come with me please.

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  10. on June 10, 2013 at 11:08 am Charles

    We might be worried about the wrong dystopia…. This is from the introduction of Neil Postman’s excellent book “Amusing Ourselves to Death”, on the dueling dystopian visions of George Orwell and Aldous Huxley:

    “Orwell warns that we will be overcome by an externally imposed oppression. But in Huxley’s vision, no Big Brother is required to deprive people of their autonomy, maturity and history. As he saw it, people will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacities to think.

    What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.

    Orwell feared those who would deprive us of information. Huxley feared those who would give us so much that we would be reduced to passivity and egoism.

    Orwell feared that the truth would be concealed from us. Huxley feared the truth would be drowned in a sea of irrelevance.

    Orwell feared we would become a captive culture. Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, the orgy porgy, and the centrifugal bumblepuppy.

    As Huxley remarked in Brave New World Revisited, the civil libertarians and rationalists who are ever on the alert to oppose tyranny “failed to take into account man’s almost infinite capacity for distractions.” In 1984, Huxley added, people are controlled by inflicting pain. In Brave New World, they are controlled by inflicting pleasure. In short, Orwell feared that what we hate will ruin us. Huxley feared that what we love will ruin us.

    -Mike Lewinski

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:31 am klkld

      huxley was clearly right

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:36 am Northman

      Both scenarios are playing out simultaneously.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 11:50 am Greg Eliot

        Good call… it’s the Perfect Storm of dystopian pre-Apocalyptic not-with-a-bang-but-a-whimperism… a sort of mental and emotional Alvarez hypothesis… but without the big rock.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 1:58 pm Col Nicholson

        Agree. It’s a blend. See Terry Gilliam’s 1985 film “Brazil.” Simultaneously ridiculous and horrifying.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 4:13 pm corvinus

        25% Orwell, 75% Huxley

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 12:09 pm Hook or Crook

      I wrote a term paper in college taking Postman to task for this theory, essentially citing that he was playing fast and loose with both narratives in order to shoehorn his pet theory. The tl;dr version: Brave New World famously opens (more or less) with a guided tour through the test tube factory, during which we are given the back story of the world as it existed prior to the perfected ‘utopia’ that we see presently. The tour guide explains that their current prosperity was preceded by a time of terrible oppression and strife, when books were burned and people were slaughtered by the millions in a huge purge. To wit: the society of soft tyranny in Brave New World is born from the ashes of the same hard tyranny that you see in 1984; it is merely further along in the timeline (OR in pickup terms: 1984 is the Attraction stage; Brave New World is Comfort. ehehe).

      You can argue that what we see in our present reality is more akin to Huxley’s version (I would posit that we have a merger of both), but Postman willfully ignores the fact that it took a violent Orwellian society to kick-start Huxley’s vision, and Postman’s often heavy-handed dismissals of both Orwell’s prescience and relevance hurt some of Amusing Ourselves To Death’s more salient points.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 2:41 pm Alden

        Well said.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm Lucius Somesuch

        Lenin and Stalin already did the Orwellian thing: the Frankfurt School transitioned to the “Comfort stage”.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 12:13 pm Transmillenium

      Orwell vs Huxley http://www.prosebeforehos.com/image-of-the-day/08/24/huxley-vs-orwell-infinite-distraction-or-government-oppression/

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 12:17 pm Transmillenium

        Where is Vonnegut’s Haappytopia? Harrison Bergeron http://transmillenium.wordpress.com/2012/08/04/quote-harrison-bergeron/

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  11. on June 10, 2013 at 11:14 am Mukluk

    I’m a conservative and Bush flat-out trashed the country.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 6:37 pm OralCummings

      I would never use that term “conservative” to describe myself;it reeks of neo-cons,Micheal Medved,William Kristol,Rush Limbaugh,suport for our closest ally,dear Israel,and FoxNews. I am white national,I guess.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 10:07 pm Truth is Beauty

        That reek is the stench of a family business baking matzos with gentile blood.

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  12. on June 10, 2013 at 11:19 am Greg Eliot

    They monitor this site, just for the lozozozlzlzozozlzlzlzozozlzlzozozlzlz’s.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 11:24 am Ed the Department Head

      And the lotsa cockas!

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  13. on June 10, 2013 at 11:19 am Alpha Mission

    Haha, i knew that title was too good to be true. Well done

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  14. on June 10, 2013 at 11:25 am Southern Man

    The concept of ███████████, while effective, doesn’t hold a candle to ███████████ especially if you follow up with █████████████ and a little █████████████. Trust me, this is pure gold for us older guys. Last time I tried this I got first-time ███████████ and rather than disgust she said it was the hottest sex she’d ever had. “█████████████”, indeed. Lozozozozlzlozlzlzl.

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  15. on June 10, 2013 at 11:29 am klkld

    1. started under bush 2. come on not spying on anything typed from within the United States or American citizesn.

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  16. on June 10, 2013 at 11:32 am Greg Eliot

    Dammit, who grabbed the wrong highlighter?

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  17. on June 10, 2013 at 11:34 am Greg Eliot

    Gentlemen, we’ve just been benankefied and butthext.

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  18. on June 10, 2013 at 11:38 am askjoe

    I applaud the host understanding that we all need to live in a police state lest we offend our new third world overlords. After all, we mustn’t expect people arriving on our shores, demanding free welfare, to adapt to the customs and traditions that made us prosperous and free in the first place. So, while we can spy enough on Americans to know that certain admirals and generals (who were in a position to run for president in 2016) are having affairs or whatnot, we also have to ignore various red flags that the alleged bad guys throw off, whether it’s calling themselves a soldier of allah or visiting terrorist training camps.

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  19. on June 10, 2013 at 12:17 pm JCclimber

    I just luv how they are scrambling to find 1, 2, or even 3 (3!!!!) times where a “terrorist” attack was prevented in America by this truly massive invasion of privacy and direct and clearly illegal contravention of the US Constitution’s bill of rights.

    Whoooeee! 3 prevented terrorist acts. I swear, Americans are so f-ing stupid to keep buying this utter BS. 750 children die in drowning accidents every single year, and yet here we are bending over and taking this direct assault on our rights with only token protests, because it “may” have prevented a tiny fraction of that number of deaths.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 1:09 pm askjoe

      yet we can count the number of free agency jihad killers out there that they didn’t stop, including the guy who shot up the LAX El Al booth, the beltway snipers, maj hasan, the boston bombers, the underwear bomber, richard reid, the NC state jeep rider, and probably another half dozen I forgot in america alone. If you look at the world, you have probably a thousand to choose from.

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  20. on June 10, 2013 at 12:24 pm Anonymous

    Hey, for all left/libtards monitoring this, in the immortal words of Roman Moronie:

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  21. on June 10, 2013 at 1:12 pm sharkfinnsoup

    What’s all the fuss about? This is no surprise. With technology, this is an ever increasing phenomenon. We all have to adapt…..and be prepared.
    ….another story about young girls and rock stars and roadies….again, no surprise!….we all have to adapt….and be prepared!

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  22. on June 10, 2013 at 1:23 pm Heartheartiste

    “No need for a trade-off b/w security and PRISM; just close the f’in borders and keep your privacy.”
    –Heartiste

    …just close the f’in borders and GTFO of Palestine, and keep your privacy.

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  23. on June 10, 2013 at 1:34 pm Greg Eliot

    Eternal vigilance is the price of Benankefication.

    When you’re pissing on and pissing off nearly the entire world… and history evinced time-and-again (and all-too-well recently) what happens when folks grow wise to your shenanigans… every little whisper needs to be monitored.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 2:38 pm Retrophoebia

      NSA is workin pretty much full steam to decode da GBFM lolllz

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 2:40 pm Greg Eliot

        Thus far they’ve only sussed out two variations of lozozozlzlzozozozlzlzozozlzlzlzlzozozlzlzlzlzl

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 8:33 pm Great Books For Men GreatBooksForMen GBFM (TM) GB4M (TM) GR8BOOKS4MEN (TM) lzozozozozlzo (TM)

        lzzoozozozoz

        OMGZ zklzzoozozoz

        I HAVE DEOCDED DA BUT?HEXT MAT?rXITXQ!!!

        http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/the-first-panacea-for-a-mismanaged-nation-is-inflation-of-the-currency-the-second-is-war-both-bring-a-temporary-prosperity-both-bring-a-permanent-ruin-but-both-are-the-refuge-of-political-and-eco/

        zlzozlzozozlzoz oomzg zlzlzozozoo

        lzozozozoz

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  24. on June 10, 2013 at 1:43 pm Heartheartiste

    “Estimates peg NSA budget at $10 bill/yr. Too bad we couldn’t have spent that on securing the border.”

    Estimates peg foreign “aid” to Israel at $10 billion/year. Too bad we couldn’t have spent that on securing the border, either.

    ($10 billion/year actually greatly understates the ongoing transfer of wealth from U.S. citizens to Israelis. A significant part of the overall U.S. military budget should be considered “aid” to Israel–the part the finances our warring and other policies across the Middle East. The actual transfer is on the order of hundreds of billions. And even that number doesn’t include many other costs Israel imposes on us, such as airport security (and man hours lost in lines, etc.), cleaning up parts of our cities that are bombed by people resisting Israel, lives lost to those bombings, etc.).)

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 3:56 pm Hugh G. Rection

      How many hundreds of billions exactly? I think you just pinned the whole DoD budget on them.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 10:18 pm Detwiler

        DoD budget is at least 700 billion per annum. Costs of putting down the Muslim resistance resistance (Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Iran, Pakistan, Sudan, Somalia, Egypt plus support and apportioned overhead) have been at least 200 billion per annum.

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  25. on June 10, 2013 at 2:03 pm nightskyradio

    This post about butthexting is being secretly recorded?

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 2:41 pm Greg Eliot

      Golf clap… most droll.

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  26. on June 10, 2013 at 2:04 pm Anon reader

    Machiavelli once advised the Florentine government that the way the ancient Romans dealt with a rebellious province was either to kill all the leaders or import foreigners so that the rebellious people were a minority within their own country.

    Think Schumer ever read the complete works of Machiavelli?

    http://isteve.blogspot.com/2013/06/gang-of-eight-to-import-more-stoop.html?showComment=1370828122007#c6587027653934022895

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 2:47 pm Libertardian

      As someone observed here a while back, our Leaders fired the electorate and replaced it with a third-world one that would respond better to gimmedat socialism.

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 4:14 pm corvinus

      The Soviets did that too.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 12:39 am Truth is Beauty

        And yet the self-proclaimed “awake”, so deluded, still believe that the answer to Jewish globalism is Jewish libertarianism. The blatantly obvious solution is authoritarian and it’s FINAL.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm corvinus

        IOW, J authoritarianism

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  27. on June 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm IamMarktoo

    Come on, spying and all that. Whatever they say it probably isn’t and truth is always hidden in a pile of lies

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  28. on June 10, 2013 at 2:58 pm Ovid

    Always remember “they hate us for our freedom” and “they can’t stand freedom.”

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    • on June 10, 2013 at 6:00 pm Starets

      My ex grew up in communist Czechoslovakia. She has been saying for years that they had more real free speech back in the communist days than we have now in the PC, multi-cult West.

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      • on June 10, 2013 at 10:43 pm Libertardian

        I’ve heard this from more than one Soviet expat as well. Multicultism is our Marxism-Leninism.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 1:26 am Libertardian

        Diversity

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 2:36 pm Starets

        I wonder if they are carrying her to one of those big iron cooking pots?

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  29. on June 10, 2013 at 3:50 pm gig

    I’m GOP, but I could never understand Boosh-worship either. It’s as if all the Republicans shut off their brains while Boosh was prez

    I am not even an American but, if I was, I would vote straightly Republican in every single election.

    Having said that, Obama is just keeping on with what was official Bush policy. it isn’t Clinton policy because he didn’t have the motivation to or the excuse to do it, but then Bush got 9/11

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  30. on June 10, 2013 at 3:59 pm Alexander

    Genius CH

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  31. on June 10, 2013 at 4:15 pm Joe

    Please speak loudly and clearly into the lampshade. Thank you.

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  32. on June 10, 2013 at 4:23 pm Greatest Beta

    Snowdon is a hero and true patriot. May he be blessed. Now, to see the reaction of the sheeple

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  33. on June 10, 2013 at 5:31 pm Rum

    The trial of G. Zimmerman that is starting carries a message: Never trust Cops. Do not confide in them. Do not trust them. They might not all have leprosy or fulminant Black-Water-Fever but if I were you, I would treat them that way.

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  34. on June 10, 2013 at 7:06 pm Eliezer Ben-Yehudah

    “started under Bush 2”

    No, it’s been the mainstay of civilization since the dawn of agriculture enabled civilization.

    Just as whining and ranting against female hypergamy is not only useless, but also the mark of someone who doesn’t understand that that’s how females ==are== and ==have always been== …..

    even so, whining about civilization being comprised of pecking orders with enforcement (notice the root word “force”) is the marker of adult-onset naivete.

    I myself have been in a paid job of listening in on civilian telephone conversations on behalf of a National Agency.

    It is painfully boring. Humans are not interesting; they almost never say anything interesting. The individual starts talking sweet-talk to his/her love-interest; one’s eyes glaze over.

    Believe me, the government/military is 99% comprised of folks who are holding their breath until their pension kicks in and they will finally be able to spend all their time doing real tasks. Like restoring a 1967 Mustang.

    Comment on the “whistleblower”: Just like the copyright on a Beatles’ song, information often does have an exclusive owner. And just as a bank teller doesn’t get praised when she “decides in her heart” to re-allocate ownership of the bank’s money to her own family; even so, folks holding classified information are participating in a legal “bailment”; they have been trusted to hold someone else’s property (and got PAID quite well, to do so faithfully). It is NOT their property and they don’t get praised for giving it away.

    Don’t like the over-all picture? So stop participating in the benefits of civilization. You know what? , The government didn’t bother Ted Kazcinsky until he decided to become a Unibomber.

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    • on June 12, 2013 at 11:26 am Northman

      Go fuck yourself

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    • on June 12, 2013 at 3:49 pm Passingby

      Hmmm. Government worker releasing government information to the people. Sounds kind of like the real owners are getting the information they own in that case.

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    • on June 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm Digger Nick

      Eliezer Ben-Yehudah, i’m sure you’re not a hymie, by chance?

      You see, there’s one group that is especially good at nepotism and compromising organisations and power structures.

      Which group? I’l leave that for Jew to figure out.

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  35. on June 10, 2013 at 7:18 pm Eliezer Ben-Yehudah

    >>> GTFO of Palestine

    The indigenous language of Judea is Hebrew. Even the non-Jews (like the Phoenicians) were Hebrew-speakers. It wasn’t an accident that Hiram of Tyre decided to spend part of his treasury on building Solomon’s Temple

    Arabic is indigenous to…. Arabia. You all arrived as colonialist invaders in the AD 650’s

    There ==never was== any country called “Palestine” nor any non-Hebrew regime with a capital in Jerusalem. Before the British Mandate, the place belonged to the Ottoman Turks. Who of course, aren’t Arabic-speakers.

    Al Andalus was cleansed of Arabic-colonialism in 1492; Jerusalem is being cleansed as we speak; the Rakhine Buddhists will be the next to throw off the yoke of jihadi colonial-invasion.

    Arabic-speakers should GTFO out of Michigan; it belongs to the Native Americans

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 10:09 am corvinus

      Arabic is indigenous to…. Arabia. You all arrived as colonialist invaders in the AD 650′s

      Muzzies will muzzie. They got all the Egyptians to abandon their own language in favor of Semito-Klingon as well.

      Arabic-speakers should GTFO out of Michigan; it belongs to the Native Americans

      I go by the “land belongs to whoever has the ability and will to settle on it and develop it” rule.

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      • on June 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm Jason

        “I go by the “land belongs to whoever has the ability and will to settle on it and develop it” rule.”

        @ corvinus: Yeah, I *thought* I saw you at the Berlin Conference of 1885 too, right next to Leopold. How’d that turn out for the Congo?

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      • on June 12, 2013 at 12:24 pm Greg Eliot

        And I saw your azz in the Weimar Republic singing “Wilkommen”.

        You fairy.

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      • on June 12, 2013 at 12:28 pm Matthew King

        Fuck. Stop.

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      • on June 12, 2013 at 4:01 pm Jason

        At least you’re being more concise.

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      • on June 28, 2013 at 8:38 am Anonymous

        “I go by the “land belongs to whoever has the ability and will to settle on it and develop it” rule.”

        either way, it’s the Jews. no other group or religious nationality was ever able to develop the land of the Jews (Israel), only Jews. all other people failed turning the wilderness into blossoming fertile land. only the Jews were successful in Israel. the prophesy came true, once again.

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  36. on June 10, 2013 at 7:50 pm Kiwiguy

    Classic.

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  37. on June 10, 2013 at 8:56 pm Anonymous

    Chicks dig jerks. http://touch.orlandosentinel.com/#section/1229/article/p2p-76249192/

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  38. on June 10, 2013 at 8:59 pm suppressedtruthsociety

    I honestly don’t get all the hysteria re: government surveillance. No human being is actually monitoring your actions–it’s just machines collecting data and searching for terrorism red flags. I get all the awful stuff it COULD be used for, but until we actually see some evidence of people being frivolously prosecuted for their cyber activity, let’s chill out and remove the tin foil hats. This is coming from someone who leans libertarian.

    http://suppressedtruthsociety.wordpress.com/

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 5:08 am Scray

      ya the constitution is just a shit test obv.

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  39. on June 10, 2013 at 9:17 pm n/a

    reality

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 11:15 am Matthew King

      More from the great Mike Polk, Jr.:



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    • on June 11, 2013 at 2:58 pm Man Reader

      The takeaway from this is that 2 of these girls are unbangable hogs. Even for a vid like this, because of the obesity epidemic, they can’t find 8 hot girls to make the video. Only 6 of 8 are bangable.

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  40. on June 10, 2013 at 9:34 pm Harsh

    So the great move is going to be in the next post, right?

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  41. on June 10, 2013 at 10:45 pm Dr. Faust

    Fuck the government.

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  42. on June 11, 2013 at 12:30 am Anonymous

    OMG I LOVE MAD LIBS!

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  43. on June 11, 2013 at 2:45 am Black Poison Soul

    “Essentially, it boils down to this one word: dominance. Lead your conversation in this manner, and the dominoes fall in order. Her vagina will part like an old growth forest, and her tingles will erupt in a confetti storm of wetness rupturing all her inhibitions until she is putty in your presence.”

    Big Brother doesn’t care what we write because 1984 was too overt. Why be overt when you can be covert.

    The █████ █████████ will be breaking down the doors to the chateau approximately 0314 hours. Good luck.

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  44. on June 11, 2013 at 8:52 am chris

    Damn. Some more Red Pill truth.

    http://socialpathology.blogspot.com.au/2013/06/herman-is-hottie-whilst-dagfin-is-dud.html

    Sexy Nazi’s.

    Reminds me of a comment I once read on feministx’s old site. The gist of it was you should never consider women’s opinion in politics and war because the womenfolk of a tribe don’t face the same costs as the menfolk. The menfolk will be killed off whereas the womenfolk will just mate with the invaders. Sure they may have a lesser quality of life than they had before but they’ll still live and to boot they’ll get to mate with the (now proven via war) stronger men.

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 3:01 pm Canadian Friend

      Woah I did not know it was that bad!

      Women can not be trusted.

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  45. on June 11, 2013 at 9:07 am Lemon

    Snowden followed commandment #2: You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority.
    Wouldn’t be surprised if his hot ballerina girlfriend loves him MORE now that jetted the country for his principles.

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    • on June 11, 2013 at 9:50 am corvinus

      Wouldn’t be surprised if his hot ballerina girlfriend loves him MORE now that jetted the country for his principles.

      Russia is considering offering him asylum. So even if his current gf dumped him, he could still get another similar one.

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  46. on June 11, 2013 at 12:19 pm any

    Thinking, that a black American youth stalking through the night is up to no good and is trying to take your life as he grabs for your gun, is not racist. It is racial, but not racist. Even black people would think the same thing, but it makes sense to nobody to call them racist for it. The black community’s automatic robotic reaction; to say that a man, because the man is white, is necessarily racist when he was defending his life when he felt like his life was in danger; is in fact racist. And they engage in mobster/gangsterism, by “taking to the streets” wearing hoodies.
    No doubt any white opposition to this will be met with a violent/gangster reaction from the hooded mob. Blacks like this are acting as criminals and mobsters who always riot to get their message across. When is the last white riot you can think of? Maybe the anti-wall street crowd, but there was little racial motivation involved with that mob. We do know that white people will at least MOB UP! when they are motivated enough. Could you image what a white or hispanic race riot would be like? There would be no blacks left in a matter of a few days if that happened.

    When are white Americans going to start defending themselves and each other in the same manner as the black community takes up arms against whites? Blacks continually act like racist animals toward whites, and in so doing deserve to be treated as such. The American blacks are waging a race war against the American whites. Even for another minority, a hispanic man, he is now considered white; when most of the time a hispanic man is considered a minority. He doesn’t stand a chance in court. This is a fight to the death even if you don’t understand it or don’t want to understand it.

    American whites are not racist as a group, but violent black people are making them racist; or at least racial in the sense of basic survivial–Race Realists. All I have left to say to the American blacks is keep it up fools. It’s only a matter of time until the whites get angry enough to end your nonsense. These things always happen sooner than you think. Keep pushing it. The Dream will end just as quickly as it started. You blacks are ruining the only chance you have of survival. You live in one of the most prosperous and free nations in the history of the world and on top of that you are accepted as a minority. No nation in the history of the world has come close to anything like America. Try running the same kind of anti-majority racist bull shit in China, for example. You wouldn’t get very far. So guess what, if you take this race war out to its logical end, not only will blacks lose the power they gained from being like MLK Jr., but the entire white world all over the Earth will treat blacks like animals instead of humans. Africa for example will be blown to bits in a matter of a few weeks. Blacks will be ruled as they were in the not so distant past. IF you really want that, black people, keep doing what you are doing. Keep aborting your own children in record numbers, keep infecting each other with aids and STDs, keep acting with violence toward each other, and most of all, keep up your violent racism toward whites. Your judgement day draws nigh. The words of a great American white man, Nathan Hale, mark the near future’s sky.

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  47. on June 11, 2013 at 2:03 pm thwack

    Im so skerrrrd Im turning white.

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  48. on June 12, 2013 at 2:45 am Eliezer Ben-Yehudah

    >> Oh. Hell. Yes.

    that’s just average looks compared with the local-yokels where I hang out. Choose your residence, choose your fate.

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  49. on June 16, 2013 at 7:30 am Renisage

    The biggest lye is that we all are not racist. Everyone is a racist. We all prefer to be with people that closely resemble us. We even recognize facial features of our own race better than those of dissimilar races. “They all look alike” is an inherited cognitive response to people of other races. Look at the anthropological record. Towns and villages were formed to protect a congregation of similar people, usually one race. It makes sense, based upon evolutionary psych, similar people pass along their genes and either strengthen the bloodline or create a genetic dead end. Both create a better gene pool ultimately. This is how race came about.
    The government tells us that we are not racist, or that we should not be racist in order to generate guilt in the people that they do NOT label victims or entitled. Look at those that are always overtly racist; Jessie Jackass, Al Simpleton and Louis Farrakhan. They prove their racism at every chance they get by denouncing whites in every dialog they have; whites keep us from being successful ( it never occurs to them, through their blame it on whites frame, that failure is one of the normal outcomes for whites too;) all whites hate us, simply because we are black; we are still the victims of whites that enslaved us. It goes on and on. Yet, the guilt we feel because of the government school installed guilt frame, keeps us from calling them on it.

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