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Serial Killer Or Omega Male?

August 1, 2013 by CH

“…other worlds where your dad still sees you as his own… i dunno, not shaming myself in the basement getting drunk off tiny wines…”

As many readers know, omega males are the sexual market dregs of malehood. Unlike beta males, omegas can’t get laid with any woman. Even the land whales have to have their renaissance faire turkey leg arms twisted to consider dispensing a pity fuck to an omega male.

What you may not know is the sociological intersection between the more deranged specimen of omega male and the serial killer. It’s a short stutter from counting paper clips and sniffing a chick’s hair when she’s not looking to performing mouth love with a butchered carcass.

Strangely enough, some omega males aren’t half-bad looking and can be quite intelligent. But their social awkwardness is so acute that any compensating positive traits are rendered useless, as we can see in the above video.

Chick needs to do something with her hair. Looks like a mangy red fox fainted on her head.

CH would like to thank the faggot striver boars at MPC for this find.

UPDATE

Evidence has surfaced that this could be staged. If so, it at least serves as a well-acted study of real omega male behavior. Though perhaps the giveaway here is the scripted nature of his soliloquies. A real omega would be hard-pressed to string together a single sentence in the company of a semi-attractive girl without losing his lunch or pausing to pick his nose and eat it.

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  1. on August 1, 2013 at 8:44 am Andrews

    Sure that’s not an act?
    It was just such a perfect performance.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:32 am Heywood Jablome

      Actor.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 11:17 am Anonymous

      blatantly so

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 11:11 pm dufus maximus

      Duh, this is staged. You didn’t really fall for this, did you? No, of course you didn’t. This is a punk once removed and nothing more.

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  2. on August 1, 2013 at 8:44 am Brian

    Gotta be a setup — she wouldn’t turn her back like she does at the end of the video if it wasn’t…

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 11:10 am burke

      yeah that was the obvious tell, that she doesn’t shrink away as he talks about her looks and their union. he did a solid job. i doubt he could do that without some of the right instincts though.

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  3. on August 1, 2013 at 8:45 am Jeff

    Un. Fucking. Real.

    Omega male? We’ve left the natural numbers for the negative integers.

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  4. on August 1, 2013 at 8:45 am tjic (@tjic)

    Idunno.

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  5. on August 1, 2013 at 8:46 am maurice

    yeah this looked staged, a too-easy target.

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  6. on August 1, 2013 at 8:51 am anonymous 1

    most serial killers and most rapists have had more sexual partners than the average counterpart male (for their age group) in any given year. your premise is faulty.

    most omegas are too afraid of their own shadow, let alone a grown woman. maybe pedophiles are more represented among omegas? o/w, this is scurrilous.

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    • on August 2, 2013 at 10:11 pm Anonymous

      Exactly. This post is way off. Serial killers are rarely, if ever, omegas. In fact, they tend to have many alpha qualities in abundance. Most are charming and charismatic, and they take the dark triad to extremes. You can’t have more state control than the guy who doesn’t show the slightest emotion while strangling somebody.

      If anything, omegas are likely to be rampage killers who decide to go out in flames once they realize they will never know the touch of a woman. But that requires more balls (despite the fact that the media always calls them “cowardly”) than the typical omega possesses. So most rampage killers aren’t omegas, but instead either total nuts (e.g Lanza) or sufficiently psychopathic, pissed off men with little to lose (e.g. Breivik, Dorner).

      Instead, the omega is doomed to lurk in his mother’s basement till the WoW servers are permanently shut down and he decides life is no longer worth living.

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  7. on August 1, 2013 at 8:51 am Jonny

    He’s neither; just a troll. I like this guy…I can spot his humour.

    [CH: If this guy is actually a cool dude with a sense of humor trolling the shit out of gamer reporter chicks, then I tip my hat to him. Tis brilliant.]

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:03 am everybodyhatesscott

      Agreed, and it’s brilliant. The true creeper would touch her arm and take away the mic. Hover hands don’t touch women.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 9:19 am everybodyhatesscott

        Wouldn’t*

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  8. on August 1, 2013 at 8:53 am Customer Service

    anyone who voted “That rare breed: The serial killer that chicks don’t dig ” in earnest, doesn’t understand the sentence is a paradox and cannot exist in nature.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:14 am Amy

      Do the mass-shooter guys count as serial killers? I think those men are a different breed with less “attractive” traits. They tend to be loners, aspie-types, antisocial in a geeky way. Real serial killers have to be strategic thinkers, have some impulse control, be adept liars, and cultivate some social skills. More “alpha” traits.

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  9. on August 1, 2013 at 8:59 am Wilshire

    looks like an act

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:03 am Nicole

      I could find out, but you’d have to pay.

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  10. on August 1, 2013 at 9:05 am Greta Simmons

    It’s an annoying Hipster…being an annoying Hipster.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:06 pm Greg Eliot

      It’s an annoying Hipster doofus…being an annoying Hipster doofus.

      Fixed.

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  11. on August 1, 2013 at 9:07 am Jason773

    As others have stated, 95% chance that this guy is just trolling for the lulz and this was a perfect mark. If not, then he is neither a serial killer or omega, just a guy with a serious mental disability who probably goes through bouts of clinical depression.

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  12. on August 1, 2013 at 9:08 am Doom

    Looks fake with both in on it. Pretty fail attempt to go viral.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:25 am Omega_Dork

      This. BTW, omega’s can get plenty of women to sleep with them, it’s just that like everybody else we want 7s when all we “deserve” is 5s and below.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 2:46 pm corvinus

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/11/25/visualizing-omega/

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  13. on August 1, 2013 at 9:10 am Anonymous

    Holy duck she was brave to turn her back on him at the end. Wow

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  14. on August 1, 2013 at 9:19 am GM

    Jesus Christ. I was originally going with Super ZOmega, but I’ve been left leaning towards ‘Serial Killer’ by the end…

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  15. on August 1, 2013 at 9:20 am GM

    RE: Trolling. This is too good. I’ve watched a ton of Hollywood movies in my life and no one is THAT good. This has got to be real life.

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  16. on August 1, 2013 at 9:21 am Anonymous

    It’s like an alternate time line of Russle Brand.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:21 am earl

      Ha…great minds think alike.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:24 am Anonymous

      Russel*

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  17. on August 1, 2013 at 9:21 am earl

    I’ll present this question.

    Compare this guy to Russell Brand schtick. Serial killer.

    He got into that chick’s brain…not the best way, but the best doesn’t need to work.

    Also I’m digging the pyramid on that chick’s shirt. Outside is the male pyramid…inside is the female pyramid. She get’s it.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 2:10 pm Anonymous

      It’s the Legend of Zelda symbol. Although your observation is now my favorite way of interpreting it.

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    • on September 20, 2013 at 11:08 am ho

      It’s the triforce.

      Dude, if you’re younger than 33, you have no excuse whatsoever.

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  18. on August 1, 2013 at 9:23 am The Karamazov Idea

    Neurotic mothers ahoy. A house without a strong father raises men without strong social skills. Men model their behaviors after their fathers whenever they can. When mom is the only one available, they model their social interactions off hers and come off completely feminine.

    Quiet, reserved, laconic, and pensive are alpha expressions. Shy, sensitive, and lonely are not.

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  19. on August 1, 2013 at 9:24 am Kenny PUA

    I don’t know that the serial killer Omaga male connection is plausible. Well it is plausible and conceivable but not a hard and fast rule of any sorts.

    If it’s 1 thing I totally buy though is the Betas are well off and will get a mercy fuck while an Omega might not be that fortunate.

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  20. on August 1, 2013 at 9:27 am Glaucon

    staged

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 11:36 am McGonzo

      That was my first thought the moment the dude opened his mouth. Staged. Just a hair too . . . perfect, too smooth.

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  21. on August 1, 2013 at 9:31 am Alpha Hendricks

    It’s staged. This is the reporter’s youtube channel:

    http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZrBC5jHOpsMveEXkI2F_xg/videos

    He is in the other uploaded video:

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:34 am Heywood Jablome

      Busted.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 9:50 am earl

        Much props to the acting technique then.

        It got him onto CH’s website.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 9:08 pm Greg Eliot

        I didn’t even watch it and sussed it out as staged.

        This is the South Park generation.

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  22. on August 1, 2013 at 9:35 am Anonymous

    I vote troll and a pretty decent one. The final rant was a bit too polished and the imbibing and sniffing over the top. B+

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  23. on August 1, 2013 at 9:41 am Greatest Beta

    That was cool. Thanks CH

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  24. on August 1, 2013 at 9:47 am Man Reader

    dude isn’t that russell brand?

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  25. on August 1, 2013 at 9:47 am JironGhrad

    Not sure if this link is also trolling, but it is somewhat more revealing than the one above.

    http://www.vice.com/read/i-interviewed-four-women-who-rejected-me-to-find-out-whats-wrong-with-me

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  26. on August 1, 2013 at 9:47 am Jablome Already

    Here

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  27. on August 1, 2013 at 9:48 am RappaccinisDaughter

    Oh, this guy’s a troll, but I’ve had a hair-sniffer get me before. It’s unreal how something so physically harmless can make you go, Emily Dickinson-like, zero at the bone.

    The only way I can describe it to you male CHers would be like walking into a spiderweb in the dark, and then feeling something go scuttling down your collar. Or if Cigstache rolled up on you, bummed a smoke off you, and then squeezed your dick while your hands were busy getting out your Marlboros.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:53 am Nicole

      I would do Cigstache.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 10:19 am earl

      The hair sniffer was probably one of my high school classmates.

      He takes pride in that sort of thing.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 10:48 am RappaccinisDaughter

        Please tell me he’s not a dwarf.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 5:50 pm earl

        He’s not a dwarf.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 9:10 pm Greg Eliot

        The perverted dwarf was busted for putting his nose in everyone’s business.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 2:42 pm corvinus

      I saw that he swigged his flask of booze near the end, got tipsy, then started drunkenly sniffing the anchor’s hair.

      Not an alpha move, to say the least.

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  28. on August 1, 2013 at 10:14 am Wilson

    fake and gay

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 9:11 pm Greg Eliot

      Exactamundo… if I were her, I would have ended the interview with… (wait for it):

      “You fairy.”

      (notice no exclamation point… merely a dismissive statement of fact)

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  29. on August 1, 2013 at 11:38 am Anonymous

    I dunno

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  30. on August 1, 2013 at 11:47 am Carlotta

    CH, I think this was staged. She just didn’t react with instinctive rejection to him. I think the second he said “I dunno” she would have said “cut”. He is overacting though.

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 2:44 pm corvinus

      She’s a news anchor. It’s her job to interview people… even weirdos.

      And remember, this is a gamer conference.

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  31. on August 1, 2013 at 11:53 am corvinus

    If it’s not staged — and I have my doubts it is — it’s an omega sperg. Not quite the same as a regular omega, but being a sperg, he is able to go off on long soliloquies about stuff that most people don’t care about, as he does here.

    If he really was “cool”, he’d at least have the social sense to try to rid himself of the “ahnunno” habit. The couple dozen “ahnunno”s he has in the clip are another sperg tell.

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  32. on August 1, 2013 at 12:31 pm AlphaBeta

    http://bps-research-digest.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/smiling-fighters-more-likely-to-lose.html

    Smiling is an involuntary act of submission

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 6:05 pm earl

      Mike Tyson beat his opponents with his eyes.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 7:14 pm depressed_danny

        You should listen to Howard Stern’s interview with Tyson.

        Tyson was feared because he went into the ring to f*****g hurt people. His opponents knew it too. A lot of professional fighters just view their fight as a job, all in good fun, good way to get paid. Of course they want to do their best, after all there’s real benefits for being a winner – sponsorships, prestige.

        Tyson didn’t give a s**t about the fringe benefits. He went into that ring with one goal in mind – to hurt the other mother f****r as much as possible. Guy was full of rage, and he fought with it. Most normal people, even if they’re professional fighters, can’t muster up that. They can’t fake it. For Tyson the fight was the end all be all – anything that happened before and after, anything outside the ring was just irrelevant in his mind. The fight, the pain, the win. That’s all he focused on. That’s all he wanted.

        And that’s why he was legitimately great.

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      • on September 20, 2013 at 1:39 pm ho

        “He went into that ring with one goal in mind – to hurt the other mother f****r as much as possible.”

        For such a “mean” guy, he was fair to his opponents after beating them.

        I can believe that he wanted to crush them as quickly as possible. But pain? I think you’re confusing him with Chavez.

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      • on August 1, 2013 at 11:49 pm Flashing Lights

        But this guy didn’t…

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  33. on August 1, 2013 at 2:04 pm SL

    In pop culture, the stereotypical omega/nerd is pictured with glasses, pocket protector, bow tie, etc.

    But in real life, we all know they are fat, hairy gamers.

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  34. on August 1, 2013 at 2:08 pm Tim

    Like an autistic Jack Black. Kinda cool.

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  35. on August 1, 2013 at 2:43 pm billy2shoes

    Why isn’t there an option in the poll for “idunno”.

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  36. on August 1, 2013 at 3:22 pm Libertardian

    NYC Unmarried 35 year old woman would rather plunge to her death than date a beta:

    http://f2bbs.com/bbs/show_topic/830170

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    • on August 1, 2013 at 3:34 pm corvinus

      A woman on a first date plunged to her death early Thursday at her upscale midtown apartment building after the railing around her 17th-floor balcony suddenly buckled, police and neighbors said.

      Sigh… yet another broad in denial about her weight…

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  37. on August 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm ng85

    This is definitely staged. You can tell because the chick interviewer actually looks interested in this guy and isn’t running away in fear or moving him along.

    It also made me realize how presenting yourself a certain way can affect your attractiveness. The dude in this video looks like he can clean up well, leading me to believe he’s an actor. Just by wearing goofy clothes and having poor posture and social skills his SMV drops dramatically.

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  38. on August 1, 2013 at 4:03 pm ng85

    Actually, I don’t think this guy is a nerd at all. Judging by the way he’s dressed I think he’s a disciple of Mystery.

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  39. on August 1, 2013 at 5:53 pm The Bechtloff

    Staged or not that was Idon’tknow hard to watch.

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  40. on August 1, 2013 at 6:13 pm Anonymous

    MY POSTING CAREER DOT COM

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  41. on August 1, 2013 at 7:21 pm depressed_danny

    I didn’t get a legitimate feeling of unease watching the video, like I did with this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI

    That one I felt like I was watching the intro to a snuff film; my body physically reacted to what I was watching and listening to. The above was just, kind of cringe-y.

    And god do I hate gamers. How did wasting all your money and time playing video games ever become a subculture?

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  42. on August 1, 2013 at 8:03 pm Obvuiously Capn

    rare miss…. i knew it was staged in the first 15 seconds. zzlolzzz OBVIOUS

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  43. on August 1, 2013 at 9:38 pm booger

    CH is so wrong.

    Omega males don’t get laid. Serial killers do.

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    • on August 2, 2013 at 1:02 am Anonymous

      Does defiling the corpse count as getting laid?

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  44. on August 2, 2013 at 4:12 am reakcionar

    I wouldn’t say he’s either omega or a serial killer. The guy seems like a beta who’s trying to be cool by impersonating a deranged person.

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  45. on August 2, 2013 at 4:46 am Dr. Kwyatt

    Clearly staged, but well done. I believed it for a long time, but in the end, he overplayed it. To more comedic effect I think. Byt the end I stopped cringing and started applauding.

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  46. on August 2, 2013 at 9:03 am Lorem Ipsum

    Pretty obvious it was an gamma sperg playing an omega sperg.

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  47. on August 2, 2013 at 9:20 am khazar

    stawp poasting MPC links.

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