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Goodbye, America: Hosurance Edition

November 13, 2013 by CH

Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold:

Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real. It’s an Obamacare ad campaign, currently appearing in Colorado (which means Coloradan taxpayers may be funding this flagrant farce). As an astute reader noted, advertising can be pretty creative when there’s only one choice on the menu.

Just when you think you’ve got a handle on how low the US elite can go catering to the orc and pork armies, a new shit pit is excavated. Ponder the above.

– Ebonics website URL (doyougotinsurance.com? what’s next? muhfugginfreeshit.com?)
– Fat ass chick crushing her giant pink ball. This is the new rotund normal, you’d better embrace it, fucknozzle. I don’t care if your hands can’t reach past her second belly fold.
– The dispensing with any pretense that Obamacare is about anything other than a money spigot that no one (worth caring about) has to pay for.
– The ankle tattoos. Is that a “Z”? Did Zorro rapier her snatch and leave his calling card?
– Gotta love the wine and exercise juxtaposition. Yeah, that’s how you want to work out… drunk.
– Success in life is measured by how many good bottles of wine you can score.
– The whole scene is meant to evoke the livin’ LARGE lifestyle of the modern SWPL brunch-scarfing, egg-dying, government-idolizing liberal tart. I think the fat one is shitting Shonda Rhimes.
– Dat manjaw on the left one. In case you forgot that testosterone-charged women are now running the show… into the ground.
– Ali and Caitlin are not sweatin’ it, because women were not put on this earth to worry about how they’ll pay for all their nice shit. Who are you, some misogynist who wants to stop giving women freebies? *squaawk* War on women!

You want to rebuke the ruling class for assuming the average American woman is an idiot, but then they have a point. This is our culture now, and the lords of lies are merely speaking the primitive language of their degraded subjects.

Another one:

Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities, feature white people? CYA? Revised expectations? Or is it that our new healthcare overlords know they need white people on board, because who else is gonna fund this free lunch extravaganza? We’re living in a banksters paradise, and you’re the sucker.

“OMG, he’s hot!”

OMG, the country is going bankrupt.

“Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.”

Because men are hard to entice with sexual favors. 🙄

“My health insurance covers the pill, which means all I have to worry about is getting him between the covers.”

Slut pride. Daddy’s little girl is all growed up. The disclaimer is a riot. What’s this “common sense” they speak of? Not sleeping with every man who will dump a quickly forgotten fuck in her? Talk about a fine print buzzkill.

“Susie & Nate, Hot to Trot”

Girl: He doesn’t have to stick it in my pooper anymore! *thumbs up*
Guy: You mean I can cum in this sloot and get my Aunt Gertrude and that fat beta in accounting to pay for the privilege? *smirk*

CH has drawn up amended — and more bracingly honest — editions of these CO Obamacare “hosurance” ads.

Hold on… I’m getting an image in my head… a picture is forming… a picture of America in 2013. Ah, here it is:

Put her down.

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  1. on November 13, 2013 at 9:50 am everybodyhatesscott

    Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities

    This reminds me of the ad where four couples are sitting playing cards or something talking about saving for college and the only couple who started saving for their kids education was the black couple.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 9:53 am man reader

      Of course.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:31 am Hugh G. Rection

      Well, that money can also used for bail later.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:49 am Greg Eliot

        What prejudice! What arrogance!

        I salute you.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 2:27 pm Libertardian

      Saving is for morons in our gimmecrat utopia, so I guess that ad is raciss.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:38 pm Joe Sixpack

      Or the ADT and Brinks Home Security system ads that show two white dudes doing violent home invasions as the babysitter frantically hits the Panic button.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 5:34 am thwack

        Actually, the white criminal just steals your entire house with a few strokes of a pen.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:07 am Greg Eliot

        And in mainstream “hit” prison movies, all the rapists are menacing white guys, with benevolent negroes helping out the white hero. Escape From Alcatraz, Shawshank, American History X, that one from long ago with Alan Alda and Vic Morrow, etc., etc., etc.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:08 am Canadian Friend

        All those tv shows and movies in which bad guys are always white and good guys are always black are so intensely ridiculous they may as well start making tv shows and movies in which the grass is blue, the sky is green, the sun is a cold rock while the moon provides us with heat all year long.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:40 pm Michael

      HA! I thought the same thing!

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:15 am ProudFeministGirl

        This blog is like a Korean Jezebel. Dramabeans.

        http://www.dramabeans.com/

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 11:39 pm bewbiez

        obamacare should couver birth control pills for men so t hat if I get a feminist chick from England who doesn’t have health insurance, I can let her use my stash of pill so she can’t get pregnant to get a green card.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 5:48 am Zombie Shane

      > “Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities”

      It’s even worse than that – if you look closely at the second ad, then you’ll realize that the girl is a filthy shiksa whore who is being urged to fornicate with a dark swarthy mediterranean-looking dude, named “Nate”.

      And a name like “Nate” would rule out all southern Mediterranean Muslims, all Mediterranean spaniards [ever since the Sephardim got kicked out in 1492], all Mediterranean frogs, all Mediterranean wops, and all Mediterranean guppies.

      Which leaves which Mediterranean nation that often names its sons, “Nate”?

      Gosh, lemme think about that one, and see whether I can get back to you with the answer sometime. Maybe later this decade.

      In the meantime, rest assured that this advertisement is very definitely pushing the idea of miscegenation upon poor stupid gullible unsuspecting filthy shiksa whores.

      It’s not random.

      It’s all part and parcel of the same damned pattern which keeps repeating itself, over and over and over again.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:04 am Anonymous

        Some fellows below mentioned the dude looked like “James Deen” (sic)… but I thought the same as you.

        The girl is a dyed “dirty blonde” and may or may not be a shicksa… she has that certain weasely look about her eyes.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:42 am Zombie Shane

        She actually looks very “dark German” to me.

        Non-blond/non-Aryan German girls get those dark eyebrows like that.

        H*i*t*l*e*r himself was a pretty good example of a dark German.

        It’s very similar to the “Black Irish” phenomenon [a good example of which would be the actress, Stockard Channing].

        So if you’re hip to the subliminal cues at work here, then you’re getting a two-fold message:

        A) You lost the war, LOSER.

        B) And now we’re busy fucking your filthy shiksa whores, while you rot in your grave, DEAD GUY.

        Plus the obligatory:

        C) MOO HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 5:19 pm Ed the Department Head

        She looks like White Gentile women I see all over the place all the time.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 5:18 pm Ed the Department Head

        Yes he does look like James Deen:
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Deen

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 6:57 am Zombie Shane

        From the Wikipedia link: ‘James Deen was born Bryan Matthew Sevilla in Los Angeles County, California, and raised in Pasadena, California.[6][7][8][9][10] His father is a mechanical engineer and his mother is a computer electronic engineer,[11] one of them worked at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.[12] He is Jewish and identifies with Judaism as “a culture more than anything else”.’

        “Sevilla” is another name for Seville.

        So instead of Rossini’s “Barber of Seville” [or Shakespeare’s “Merchant of Venice”], we’re talking here about a Sephardic whose name means literally the “Jew from Seville”.

        Which is precisely as I indicated above: You wouldn’t have seen a “Nate” in the Iberian Peninsula ever since the Sephardim got kicked out back in 1492.

        I’m telling you, once you learn the cues to look for, you will see the Frankfurt School inserting this subliminal shit in everything they do.

        EVERY-GOD-DAMNED-THING.

        They’re shoving our faces in the mud and ridiculing us and laughing at us literally 24 hours a day*.

        And doubtless rubbing their palms and licking their chops and planning their victory speeches for the May Day parades which will feature all of their brand spanking new military hardware and their throngs of delirious screaming Obamaites and their goose-stepping Schutzstaffel special forces.

        At least once they relocate the capitol, from the Potomac, to Scarsdale.

        And maybe after they get Donna Karan to upgrade the old Hugo Boss uniforms.

        *Once you know what to look for, you can watch Turner Classic Movies and see the very same hatred for us in everything by the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges and Looney Tunes and even in their ostensibly serious works, like “High Noon”.

        It’s all there, if only you know what to look for.

        Always has been there. Always will be there.

        They were signaling their intentions from Day One.

        Hate the Shkotzim. Destroy the Shkotzim. Eradicate the Shkotzim.

        The Romanovs allowed this hatred to fester and spread and strengthen and empower itself for so long that they essentially signed their own death warrants by way of their mercy.

        Will we?

        Stay tuned.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 11:18 am Lash

      And the one in which two dumb white men rob a wealthy suburban house while goodness is quickly restored by a tight young white brunette acrobat:

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  2. on November 13, 2013 at 9:50 am Charlesz Martel

    Wow…..just…wow.
    That’s why I come here.
    How people cannot see where this will
    End is beyond me.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:48 am Greg Eliot

      I come here for the captions that appear when you hold your cursor over the pictures.

      llzozozlzlzozozlzlzozozlzlzlzl

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:13 am earl

        They are the best inside jokes.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 3:59 am Subway Masturbator

      everything will end where you will end.

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  3. on November 13, 2013 at 9:52 am man reader

    Absolutely revolting. This is the final straw. I’m serious. It’s over. The Cathedral is laughing at us (slaves) now. Fuck it. You guys are right. The only thing to do is to become the dude in the photo with the 6.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:37 am Heydrich

      Yup. That was my exact initial thought.

      If these are real, this whole thingness to end. Preferably in violence.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:01 am Subway Masturbator

        Eeew, it’s murdernazi Heydrich again. Thought you’d slip in with the paying customers, did we?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:05 am Heydrich

        Nope, just sauntered in through the front door fagboy.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:25 am Zombie Shane

        Don’t waste your time paying attention to the astroturfers which Axelrod sends over here to try to disrupt our conversations.

        Just note that it’s a Frankfurt School infiltrator that you’re dealing with, and move on.

        PS: They wouldn’t be infiltrating and disrupting and trying to sow discord if they weren’t worried about the Dark Enlightenment.

        It means that we are on their radar.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:10 am Greg Eliot

        Metro Onan’s just doing his part to make sure them poor misunderstood YKWs get a fair shake and we come to realize what hale fellows, well-met, they truly are.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:12 am Jimmy

        Fuck. Who is tired of Eliot? I can’t stand to read here. Greg Eliot responding to every comment like he has no life and nothing better to do.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:14 pm Greg Eliot

        Read this, sock puppet.

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  4. on November 13, 2013 at 9:52 am mikehawke03

    The only reason Obama won the presidency is because he is black. White Guilt, bro.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:25 am earl

      I voted for the white part of him…because I’m a raycyst.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 2:40 pm Zombie Shane

        Raycyst?

        Is that covered by Obamacare?

        “Lie down on the examining table, Mr Earl, on your back, so that I can excise this Ray Cyst which is protruding from your scrotal sac.”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:33 pm Chris

        Well, you voted to become Argentina with two differences: Argentinian women don’t let themselves go, and know how to dance. (and the Argentinains have a much better rugby team)

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:05 pm Monroe Ficus

      Hopefully if we can implament a new migration of orcs from Dixie up to New England, let a few Vermonters get curb stomped by the steel boot of the diversity cult, see if that straightens them out

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  5. on November 13, 2013 at 9:53 am mikehawke03

    Is the first picture a before and after photo of the same girl?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:50 am Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… I mentioned that in the previous thread.

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  6. on November 13, 2013 at 9:56 am yeahokcool

    the future looks oh so bright.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:52 am Greg Eliot

      That ain’t no future, that’s an oncoming train.

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  7. on November 13, 2013 at 10:02 am BuenaVista

    Obamanation: where 5’s screw James Deen lookalikes, and dish with -3’s who threaten floor joists.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:03 am yeahokcool

      i knew that male model reminded me of someone. he does look quite a bit like james deen. i’m sure that was intentional.

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  8. on November 13, 2013 at 10:02 am Anonymous Reader

    Wait a minute, O-care is at least partly about enabling sluts, according to the second ad. But didn’t Rush Limbaugh get buried under a torrent of scorn for saying exactly that? Welmer asks the question:

    http://www.the-spearhead.com/2013/11/12/somebody-owes-rush-limbaugh-an-apology/

    Also like the addition of the dot on the semicircle, makes the 0-care symbol look more tit-like. Nice job.

    @yeahokcool
    Gotta wear shades…

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  9. on November 13, 2013 at 10:03 am Amy

    I really thought these were a joke. The birth control one makes me want to crawl into a hole. Sometimes when I’m feeling optimistic I think my generation is starting to rebel against the moral decay of feminism and embrace more traditional values. But then I see things like this and realize nope, we’re still doomed.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:10 am Anonymous Reader

      Just think of the ho in the advert as “Julia”…

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  10. on November 13, 2013 at 10:04 am Anonymous

    Is this real life?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:20 am CarpeOro

      Is this just fantasy?

      Sad that the entire world is Bohemian Rhapsody now.

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  11. on November 13, 2013 at 10:15 am maurice

    I think the target demo of these ads will laugh at them just as we are here- pandering usually backfires. 20-somethings are not all (or mostly) that dumb- well, maybe dumb, but used to seeing through media/advertising attempts to manipulate them. That’s the one area Gen Y is pretty savvy about.

    Purple saguaro hasn’t made an appearance here in a long time- that’s an oldie.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:26 am Reservoir Tip

      Can you explain the purple saguaro to me?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:38 am Jay in DC

        It is basically a “super dildo” of sorts… You have to go to the Way Back Machine to get the reference.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:35 am Hugh G. Rection

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/contraption/
        There ya go, buddy.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:26 pm Reservoir Tip

        Thanks babe.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:30 am burke

      i do hope so, although i don’t know if they’d laugh at the underlying ideas (free birth control, equalizing men and women no matter how ludicrous). the one positive is they are in the open now. this is who they are– leeches, laughing leeches, delighted to swallow every (EVERY) thing they can get for free. it is not sustainable, but i’m also not sure it can be stopped before it hits the financial wall.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:39 am little spoon

      “I think the target demo of these ads will laugh at them just as we are here- pandering usually backfires. ”

      I think the entire purpose of the ad is to use propoganda to convince people of a false reality. If they advertise a fantasy world long enough, maybe it will seem more real.

      CH said-

      “Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities, feature white people? CYA? Revised expectations? Or is it that our new healthcare overlords know they need white people on board, because who else is gonna fund this free lunch extravaganza?”

      I see the same thing in NYC. A bunch of anti teen pregnancy ads, all of which show pretty white women and white babies. In a city with a huge NAM population like NYC, whites maybe produce 10% of teen babies that will cause the mother to end up on welfare.

      I don’t think this ad campaign has much to do with the demographic depicted. The first ad shows a normal weight woman and a fat girl working out and hoping they can pay their medical bills. It’s just trying to reinforce the idea that fat women work out as much as non fat women. Hence. these two girls work out together and drink together. The difference between them is just natural metabolism. In the real world, young women like that don’t have many medical bills and if they work full time, they tend not to have an issue being insured. It’s a pretend world where working single women have trouble paying for their medical needs.

      The second ad is a sexual farce where the female sex drive operates in the same way as a man’s. That lady looks 27-38. She looks slender. A girl like this is the last kind of person that is at all interested in short term encounters. She is past her college party girl days and before her cougar days. The ad promotes a fantasy notion where 30 yr old women actively plan to have casual sex with men just because they are good looking.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:22 pm Georgia Boy

        It is precisely aimed at people who have no problem paying their medical bills. I keep saying, most of the uninsured are that way by choice. Think of the site as a collections system to make young healthy people pay into the system, that’s the point of insurance, to make most people pay in some, and a few people to get a lot out. The young people are the cash cows, the chronically sick are spending most of the money. Five percent of the U.S. population spends 50 percent of the health money. So it’s not really worth it money-wise to get bent out of shape about obamacare paying for routine birth control pills and Wellbutrin. (I’m speaking generally, not to you personally) It’s all small potatoes, a side show. The healthier 50 percent of the population spends less than 3 percent of the health money.

        The reason for the birth control pill ad is, a tease to make young women think they’re getting something out of the deal. See, you get them for free now! Come sign up! (Free when you pay 500 dollars a month of premiums, but hey, whatevs, right?) And that’s why enrollments are so low, it’s not about the problems with the website. The healthy people BHO is trying to attract are logging on, seeing the hundreds of dollars they have to pay per month, and just deciding to ignore it for now and pay the IRS fine if necessary. They were willing to risk a major illness before, why not continue as long as big government isn’t really punishing them?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:03 pm Troubadour

        Absolutely, Georgia Boy. I was working at Walmart back when Obamacare first hit the scene. (I got laid off, so I found a job, any job to get by. ) I will never forget a conversation with a young guy working in the shop with me at the time:

        “Oh goody goody gumdrops, now that our savior Obama is in office, I will finally get health insurance! Goody goody goody!”

        “But Andy, you’re a full-time employee here same as me, so you already HAVE health insurance!”

        “Oh, that? I can’t afford that. It’s too expensive. I’m not covered.”

        “So you are excited about a law that is going to compel you to pay for insurance that is even more expensive?”

        “My Little Pony is awesome!”

        Fucking liberals. This Obama poster campaign… Ugh. Who do I punch in the throat?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:38 pm gaoxiaen

        Well, colonoscopy is free now. Just drive through Deming, New Mexico.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 2:34 pm Zombie Shane

        > “Who do I punch in the throat?”

        Is that a serious question?

        Because the answer is: You prepare. Now.

        First and foremost, you get a quality 12-gauge shotgun [Remington 870 or Mossberg 500/590/590A1]. And as many 12-gauge shells as you can afford.

        Then you try for your concealed carry, and you get yourself a high-quality large-mammal killing device [45ACP, 45LC/410, 9mm, 357, or S&W 500]. And as much ammo as you can afford.

        Then you get your battle rifle – your M1 Garand or your M1A1 or your AR-10 or your FN-FAL. And as much ammo as you can afford.

        Then you stock up on potable water, antibiotics, vitamins, and food staples with extended shelf lives. Also toilet paper. And can openers. And laxatives.

        And somewhere along the way you find time to homeschool your children.

        Then you just sit back and wait for all hell to break loose.

        Which it will, sooner or later.

        And when it does, you’ll be prepared for it.

        And it won’t be your throat that gets punched…

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:40 pm Canadian Friend

        Have you seen this video?

        It shows Obama promising on about twenty different occasions that ” you can keep your plan if you like it”, yet we now know a lot of people can not keep their plans thanks to Obamacare,

        and now adding insult to injury, Obama denies the videotaped evidence, claims he never said that…

        The man has no conscience, feels no guilt, no remorse. He lies every time he opens his mouth.

        PS: there was a better video a few days ago but now it is nowhere to be found…weird…very weird…

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 1:35 pm ballsweatsoop

        This one is pretty good: http://freebeacon.com/36-times-obama-said-you-can-keep-your-health-plan/

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:17 pm Prof. Woland

        Marketing Obamacare is what the Navigators are for. ACORN and the New Black Panther Party are in the process of changing their names and getting certified to peddle Medicaid.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:04 pm CaptainObvious

      Are you fucking serious?

      The average 20 something is a goddamn moron. Very surprising they have the cognitive ability to know that food goes in their mouths.

      You must not get out much.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:46 pm Carlos Danger

        “Very surprising they have the cognitive ability to know that food goes in their mouths.”

        I think most of them have that part down these days. It’s a miracle!

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  12. on November 13, 2013 at 10:25 am Black Poison Soul

    So damn beautiful, the celebration of drunken past-it cat ladies (fattie you have never exercised more than your suction, your elbow, and your anal sphincter in the lying-face-down position) and wannabe party-sluts being used as a cum-dumpster for a fast-fuck.

    Oh-fuck-me-care is ironically honest, to the point of cracking-up laughing.

    A question for all men to ask any woman: “Are you on Obamacare?” If the answer is yes, rawdog her like the stupid greedy whore she is.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:31 am Black Poison Soul

      I particularly enjoy the “insert cock here” open mouth on the wannabe party-whore. So attractive!

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  13. on November 13, 2013 at 10:26 am Grit

    This isn’t a 23 year old signing off on shit like this. This is some 45 year old’s idea of marketing.

    This is a great example proving the self absorbed delusions of the baby boomers. If millennials are so corrupt and worthless, what a fucking steaming load of hypocrites to try and market it.

    The millennials are at the mercy of the dumb fucks who invent crap like this.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:57 am Amy

      And they’ve got a woman defending it:

      http://www.denverpost.com/politics/ci_24509632/pro-obamacare-ads-targeting-millennials-stir-controversy-colorado

      I love her misplaced disdain: “People tend to get upset when women are portrayed as independent.” No sweetie, people tend to get upset when women are portrayed as excited and willing to be throwaway sluts.

      She claims this ad is about healthy relationships. Yea, because it was just sooo hard to have two young people holding hands or looking at each other lovingly or one of the other 1000 ways they could have suggested they were in a RL or married, instead of making it clear it was a ONS.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:09 pm ho

        “People tend to get upset when women are portrayed as independent.”

        If you need other people’s money to get BC, YOU ARE NOT INDEPENDENT.

        Stupid fucking cunt.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:14 pm V

        ^^this^^

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:41 pm gaoxiaen

        Free (from work) at last.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:32 pm Georgia Boy

        The Obamacare people are getting a little desperate. At this point they are willing to risk the blowback to get young healthy men and women to sign up, any way they can attract them. (Here, free pills when you spend thousands a year on our site for something you could have gotten before but didn’t want! Come sign up!) It will fail. The only thing that is going to change their minds is raising the penalty so they aren’t saving by opting out.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:07 pm Rollo Tomassi

        The birth control ad categorically flushes anything Sandra Fluke stood up in front of congress for right down the toilet. If I was Sandra I’d be rage-quitting right now.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 3:57 am Amy

        I thought the same thing. I don’t agree with Fluke that coverage for the pill should be mandatory, but she certainly wasn’t up there arguing women should have the coverage so they could sleep around more easily. She was in a committed RL herself. She’s probably cringing at these ads.

        Rush Limbaugh was way out of line with the personal attacks (and did a great job turning people off to the legitimate arguments against Obamacare), but these ads support part of the point he was trying to make, which is that the purpose of insurance isn’t to make recreational sex easier or to help prevent pregnancies. It’s to protect people from financially catastrophic medical issues.

        [CH: the dumb bitch bullduyke fluke wanted taxpayers to foot her human toilet bill. stop trying to sugarcoat it.]

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:52 am OralC

        Fluke had a free BC device:Her face.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:09 am Ryan Vann

        That would require a modicum of self awareness. I’ll wait for the equator to freeze over before that happens.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:13 am 111

      Nope, meet Adam Fox, the man responsible for these ads:

      Nowhere close to a baby boomer, and actually, neither is a 45 year old. A 45 year old is closer to gen x.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:52 am Greg Eliot

        http://www.cohealthinitiative.org/staff-and-board

        Check out who he gets his marching orders from.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm man reader

        literally scary that these faggots have the power to influence millions of sheeple. They have a 56,000,000 watt amplifier. How do we get CH an equivalent rig?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:53 pm Greg Eliot

        And in the End of Days, it will be like the time of Sodom.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:09 am Subway Masturbator

        Wow, Greg is fun when he gets delusional. The rapture is coming, for those special people who were born in the right countries and economies…

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:17 am Greg Eliot

        Avaunt, impious fool.

        Barring that, come get one in the yarbles, if’n ya got any yarbles… eunuch jelly thou.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:41 pm Steve Johnson

        Wow, Adam Fox is an obvious fag.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:35 pm Matthew

        Also, his name is Adam, and his last name is Fox. That’s not predictable at all, no no no.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:23 pm IndyJones

        Gen X. My generation said “Fuck the World,” and apparently we meant it.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:21 am man reader

        no no no no NO we Gen X will not take the blame….boomers are still in control and they fucked us. feminism was created/allowed by the boomers, who fucked up EVERYTHING they touched. Gen X acts as “raised” by the failure boomers, who rejected our grandparents’ greatest generation way of doing things, when we won 2 world wars and women got married at 20 and behaved as loving wives until the man died on his death bed.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:44 pm gaoxiaen

        I hope he doesn’t mean “plan” in the Papillon sense.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 8:10 am Kyo

        Adam Fox got his BA in 2007 and was presumably born in 1985-86 or somewhat before. He’s a traitor to the already-screwed-over post-70s/80s-born generation who should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:19 am everybodyhatesscott

      The millennials turned out exactly how’d you’d expect a generation raised by the most selfish generation in history to turn out

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:51 am The Burninator

      45 year olds are firmly in the GenX camp. Baby Boomers were born from the rush of pregnancies after World War 2. Yes, that’s right, GenX has aged and is now cynically pandering shit to idiot Millennials. I do not say this with pride, as I too, my friend, am GenX.

      And I call Millennials idiots because, frankly, they have free will to reject this kind of pandering advertising, but as they continue to prove every day, they would rather get “free” shit on everybody else’s dime.

      These ads are revolting to the level of disgusting. As somebody else said, this is the sign that it’s probably time to take the rifle off the mantel and get down to business. They’re openly mocking us and flaunting their statism in our faces now. This will not end well.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 6:19 pm The Karamazov Idea

        There’s hope yet. The millennials in Europe are among the most shockingly conservative generations in existence (3 decades of nihilism will do that to you). In France, the Front National is the 2nd most popular party. Here is a pic of what the average protester looked like when they flooded the streets in Paris in protest of gay marriage.

        The marxist boot in Europe has trod a bit too far and the young have actually started to focus their rebellious instincts on that rather than stupid nonsense.

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      • on November 17, 2013 at 11:18 pm 1HourMartinizing (@Peachgrove)

        I’ve heard that too. Its not what I would have expected.

        Incidentally Karamazov, will your blog be back online again? I really enjoyed reading it…

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      • on November 18, 2013 at 3:20 pm The Karamazov Idea

        In another time at another place if I do come back. The threat of doxing is an unnerving experience, particularly in an age where a couple fat feminists on tumblr could generate a letter-writing campaign in five minutes and kick up enough dust to make my milquetoast corporate employer dump me like expired milk (they have an entire department with its own billing code dedicated to advancing women in the company).

        If I pick up a pen again, it will be either under completely secure anonymity (an option I’m not liking anymore), or under my own name (if I ever escape the corporate labyrinth). I’d like to be working in a field where offended people who never have been and never will be patrons of my company can’t get me canned. I’d also like to own my perspective and put it in skin. Every time one of us proves we’re not hopeless internet neckbeards, the credibility of the “mad virgins” argument drops a level.

        There’s not a lot of freedom to be had advocating radical orthodoxy these days. I’ll believe homosexuals, women and minorities are oppressed when they actually can get fired from a large company for having private blogs dedicated to the advancement of their own special interest groups.

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      • on November 18, 2013 at 11:17 pm Canadian Friend

        White males are being persecuted by a bunch of dysfunctional people who are so messed up in the head that, while they are persecuting us – such as getting you fired for a blog – they claim they are the victims.

        This insane situation is like a pressure cooker, there is more and more injustices against white males and the pressure is mounting.

        Eventually it is going to get ugly

        Some white male somewhere is going to blow a fuse – it will not be me, I don’t own a gun and I have no intention of setting bombs – but some white male somewhere somehow will get fed up of this persecution.

        I can not believe how insane this whole “liberalism” thing is.

        Something has got to give at some point.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:11 am Subway Masturbator

        Yes, yes BURNINATOR!!! Shoot someone! Shoot someone now!! It’s time for the real solution. How stern and solemn you are as you regretfully pronounce your deep and considered decision for improving society. Shoot somebody!!!

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:38 pm SGOTI

        Are you raising your hand to volunteer, or otherwise just disturbing the class?

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  14. on November 13, 2013 at 10:26 am Matthew King

    Top-notch stuff. Retire and do satire all day.

    5) Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

    8) Keep the pressure on. Never let up.

    10) The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition.

    11) If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.

    13) Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

    — Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals

    It’s how we got here. It’s how we will get out of here.

    Matt

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:29 am man reader

      Does it end with a bang or a whimper?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:41 am Jay in DC

        Many want bang, I predict whimper if our current trajectory is maintained. The simple reality is that white people have not yet cultivated enough pain to care. Pain is the prime mover. It is the motivator above all motivators and it is the best educational tool in existence. Stove = hot. You haven’t forgotten this since childhood.

        The problem is, when the pain threshold is finally met, it will be too late. The Stasi are already here, the police state is already here, the rights are being stripped away, etc. When the true pain begins the vast majority will be in no position to resist it. Boot. Face. Forever.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:55 am man reader

        Just like the movie “The Hunger Games,” right? All powerful government backed by all powerful military, and the helpless people are slaves.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:21 am everybodyhatesscott

        And a woman will save us!

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:05 am oogaboogaman

        Disagree with you Jay. I predict the system going out with a bang. Amnesty, is right around the corner, the republican party is dead, we have hillary until 2020, there is a huge amount of un and underemployed college age youth(the stuff of which revolutions are made), and with budget cuts the amount of welfare that the negros and mestizos receive is diminishing.

        Also, who is going to compose this Stasi: affirmative action blacks, mestizos, feminists, covert islamists, and chinese spies? The obama administration has been culling the good ol’ boy generals and officer corps who compose the actual fighting forces of the military(special forces, artillery, infantry, and cavalry), same thing has been happening in alot of police departments.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 10:46 am man reader

        hilary won’t win, don’t worry. obamacare is great….80% of the country is angry now and hilary will get creamed. what can she possibly tout? she will get DESTROYED in the debates

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:27 pm The Burninator

        110 million private gun owners disagree with your assessment Jay. Maybe you didn’t notice a lot of us out, armed, in front of our state capitols this last January and February. This is at least one bunch with a high number of people who are willing to fight and indicating that they are primed and ready to disobey government.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm Heydrich

        So how do we get it going?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:14 am Subway Masturbator

        Yes, yes–eagerness in murder: the sign of the truly enlightened. I usually make up mocking names for empty-headed posters, but when someone names themselves after a noted Nazi murderer, they sort of do my sanitation job for me and label themselves as environmental waste.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 5:28 pm AspergeryOne

        Nah, there’s probably only about 10 million REAL gun owners. The rest are just people who happen to own a firearm they inherirted from Uncle Ed, or whatever.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:10 am oogaboogaman

        So the handle Subway Masturbator is better?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:41 pm WG

        Aren’t you the guy who picks up old ladies in DC hotel bars?

        How’s that going for you?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:25 pm Jay in DC

        If by old ladies you mean nubile sluts in their mid to late 20s who think selling drugs, or surgical equipment, or nationally backed insurance policies is a life calling. Then yes, you caught me! I am indeed picking up old ladies in hotel bars… interestingly, you read me enough to remember what I’ve said in earlier posts and yet not understand game. Sweeeeeeetttttt!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:04 pm Matthew King

        It is up to us to assure it is a bang. The Tocquevillian soft-despotism gradually and intergenerationally enervates us and makes bangs distasteful.

        I think RooshV even wrote a book about it. His connotation of “bang” and yours is not as far apart as you think.

        Our primary weapons in this war is our balls and our cocks, literally and figuratively.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:58 pm man reader

        So when it starts we are to rape and impregnate white women and then ensure they don’t do self abortions? Keep them in cages?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:09 pm Matthew King

        You are being too literal. But it isn’t a wholly figurative thing to say we will fuck them back into submission.

        It would be rape. Except that women want to submit.

        And the “literal” balls part — that means we will outbreed the eunuchs and cuckolds. By definition.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:14 pm man reader

        too late. too much anti-man law; our women won’t give us babies. can’t force them.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:44 pm Amy

        I think the general idea is that when our economy collapses and takes the rest of the world down with it, women will have no one to enforce all the anti-man laws, nor any of the laws that protect them from harm. Women will have to go back to relying on men for physical protection and basic survival. Feminism disappears by necessity.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:38 pm Matthew

        Law is dead. Boldness is all.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:10 am man reader

        @ matthew (not king) — no… if I rape a woman the police will be at my door within 18 hours and I will be in prison. Period. At this point, there has been no real collapse and we have law up our ass to the point of it being communism. There is nothing but “law.”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:32 pm Matthew

        man reader, what if you rape a 7 year old boy in an Hasidic bath house?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:36 pm Matthew

        False dichotomy. It’s most likely to end with a raspberry.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:39 pm Greg Eliot

        Now THAT’S funny… coming from the Bronx, you tickled my risibility.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:40 am Tilikum

      the angry beaver has a point

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:56 am Greg Eliot

      It’s how we got here. It’s how we will get out of here.

      But, but… sigh… I don’t WANT to be an Alinsky. 😦

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm Matthew King

        Wahh! I don’t wanna use a crossbow. It’s all so unsporting to the noble, sitting-duck knights.

        I don’t wanna use gunpowder. I want the dignity of dying mano-a-mano.

        I don’t wanna use camouflage. I want my enemies to come out in their bright red coats and face me like a man.

        All’s fair in love and war. All. That is the modern jus in bello. We are fighting animals, not men.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:22 pm The Burninator

        Some are still men, fighting men, much more dangerous than fighting animals by far. I’d rather go out with my six shooters blazing in hand than to resort to the snarky effite leftist paradigm and animalistic barbarism. Nobody gets off this rock alive, so there’s no point in acting like a sneak in order to avoid defeat. If you’re going down, take the whole damn ship of fools down with you and laugh in mockery while doing so. But keep your integrity and virtue as a man intact.

        These ads really are maddening. I’m grasping for reasons to continue a peaceful existence on this earth and beginning to realize that I’m coming up short in that effort. It’s fine to laugh and mock them, but these things appear to be real, they are literally throwing their hatred directly into our faces; on billboards yet.

        Glaine ár gcroí
        Neart ár ngéag
        Beart de réir ár mbriathar

        Sláinte mhaith

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:26 pm Matthew King

        I sympathize. If it were as simple as men fighting men, this wouldn’t be a problem in the first place.

        But we don’t get to pick our enemies, nor can we afford to neglect their weak spots.

        Men have been getting rolled for the last century because we have been bringing knives to a Sarin Gas fight while the vermin swarming beneath us have chewed away the foundations. Now my generation has had the pleasure of waking up in the midst of spineless fatbodies who wouldn’t know what a man was if they tripped over his dick.

        Soon enough there won’t be enough of us, or even any of us, unless we hold our nose and do what needs doing. Extinction by nostalgia.

        Matt

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:17 am Subway Masturbator

        Burninator proclaimeth ” I’m grasping for reasons to continue a peaceful existence on this earth and beginning to realize that I’m coming up short in that effort.”

        B-boy, mental health help is always available. Don’t Timothy McVeigh on us and atomize a bunch of babies on us.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:21 pm Glen

        Don’t take this as a put-down, but do you really masturbate on subways?

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 6:27 am The Burninator

        You sure do earn your moniker, SM.

        Your cowardice at all costs is the kind of attitude ingrained in modern men that has gotten us to where we are today. It’s no surprise that you have to defend it (non-violently!), as it defines your very world view and allows you to continue existing in thrall to the State.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:57 pm Greg Eliot

        Wahh! I don’t wanna use a crossbow. It’s all so unsporting to the noble, sitting-duck knights.

        Wahhh! I don’t want to stab guys in the back or out-YKW them in court.

        I don’t wanna use gunpowder. I want the dignity of dying mano-a-mano.

        Well… let’s not go crazy now.

        I don’t wanna use camouflage. I want my enemies to come out in their bright red coats and face me like a man.

        Heh, heh… in the coming war, one’s skin will be one’s uniform. For the Lord saith: “By their schnozz shall ye know them!”

        All’s fair in love and war. All. That is the modern jus in bello. We are fighting animals, not men.

        Yeah, well… okay… but… eh, I gots nuthin’.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:10 pm Matthew King

        A weapon in the hand of the righteous becomes a righteous weapon. See Orwell blockquote above.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:15 pm Matthew King

        P.S. Is it sporting or noble to trap and drown a defenseless rat? Or shall we allow it to infect the whole town with the plague for wont against getting our hands dirty?

        We are talking simple hygiene here.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:55 pm Greg Eliot

        I have no compunction about killing rats… I just don’t want to have to become one to trap ’em.

        Besides, my kingdom is not of this earth. 😉

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:05 pm Matthew King

        Consult Mike Rowe.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:40 pm Matthew

        See, e.g., what the Israelites were supposed to do about that whole Canaanite problem.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:45 am earl

      Saul Alinsky…rules for passive-aggressive behavior.

      I’d like to see how long his tactics would have lasted against a guy like Genghis Khan.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:54 am The Burninator

        He, personally, would not have lasted 5 minutes in that society. His tactics, however, are little more than an extension of Machiavellian behaviors of rhetoric combined with effeminate passive-aggresiveness.

        I could be wrong though, and hope that someplace in the past would be able to sort this shit out right properly, preferably with a long line of properly deployed mace men and archers.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:10 pm Canadian Friend

        Alinsky’s rules are very similar to how women play mind games with either other women or their man.

        Women along the milleniums developed mind games because they did not have the physical strength to fight and did not want to risk injury as they had children to care for or were pregnant.

        It is all evolution-psychology, and despite what feminists say, it is pretty much fact.

        And those mind games are diabolical.

        One of the way they win with such mind games is that so much irrationality drives us crazy and we eventually get fed up and so we give up, and let the other side win…

        They don’t win because they had better arguments or were right and we were wrong, they win because they wear us out and we give up.

        The Alinsky rules just as females mind games make them win by default.

        It’s Diabolical.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:54 pm earl

        That’s why you need a fighting spirit. Jesus showed pretty good examples on how to defeat the mind games of the so called leaders of the time.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm Matthew King

        You forget: the Pharisees were righteous men, moral exemplars held in esteem for their fidelity to the law. They made the fatal mistake of putting their God to the test.

        If only one could appeal to God’s Law with our present enemies! One cannot. They are insensate, soulless. They are Die letzte Menschen. Nothing to kill or die for. We must stoop to conquer.

        And behold, a Canaanite woman from that region came out and cried, “Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David; my daughter is severely possessed by a demon.”

        But he did not answer her a word. And his disciples came and begged him, saying, “Send her away, for she is crying after us.”

        He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”

        But she came and knelt before him, saying, “Lord, help me.”

        And he answered, “It is not fair to take the children’s bread and throw it to the dogs.”

        She said, “Yes, Lord, yet even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters’ table.”

        Then Jesus answered her, “O woman, great is your faith! Be it done for you as you desire.” And her daughter was healed instantly.

        —Matthew 15:22-28

        Our enemies do not have the faith to save them. We therefore destroy the rhetorical obstacles which lay between them and their salvation by use of the only weapons that might inspire in such a moribund mind Holy Fear; failing that, we treat them as the “dogs” our Lord said they are.

        We do not have a mutual language to persuade them, we can only adopt their tongue and use language to damage them, to cajole them as the whip does. Only then, when their thoroughly inhumane form has been reduced to ash, can the Father by his grace raise them up in his own likeness.

        “Put on the whole armor of God. … For we are not contending against flesh and blood” (Eph 6:11-12). This is how Christ battled his enemies. Ridicule did not just knee-cap them, it gave them an opportunity to rise with him.

        The Canaanite woman was a pretty clever dog.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:54 pm earl

        “But he did not answer her a word.”

        That is always a good first tactic to when these people play their mind tricks. You got to take the time to allow the spirit to provide a good rebuttal.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:09 am Matthew King

        Look, brother, I get how this “Son of God” pose helps center you morally, but WWJD is not biblically prescriptive. It matters that he is Lord, King, High Priest, and Savior, and we are not. “I am the vine, you are the branches” (Jn 15:5).

        We already have “not answered” the dogs “a word,” and now the dogs have taken over the master’s house. Does not your zeal for his house consume you (2:17)? It should. Where is your knotted cord? Are we being “wise as serpents” here (Mt 10:16)?

        Because when his disciples took your tack — ignore them and make the “crying” go away — “He answered” indeed. With holy ridicule. A ridicule that transformed her.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm earl

        http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A13-17&version=NASB

        I can just imagine the roll of the eyes as he said “Why are you testing me?’

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm Greg Eliot

        +111

        earl the pearl

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:11 am Matthew King

        My Lord Christ was not a sarcastic hipster given to rolling his eyes. Get your mind out of this era. It is affecting you.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 6:34 am earl

        My Lord Christ has human emotions. He is true God and true man.

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      • on November 16, 2013 at 7:45 am Matthew King

        But never petty emotions born of weakness. Yes, he is true God and true man, “a man like us in all things but sin.” (Eucharistic Prayer IV)

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:56 am Matthew King

        Our SWPL eunuch cuckold culture is a far cry from the Khan’s. Alinsky saw that and acted accordingly: ruthlessly, viciously, but in the idiom of the time, which is what made it effective.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:13 pm earl

        Plus look at him…doesn’t really scream physical threat.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:06 pm Greg Eliot

        I dunno… that certain reptilian quality always creeped me out.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:55 pm Jay in DC

        They all look like that, even the more “normal” looking ones. They just take off the human ‘skinsuit’ once they get home and away from prying eyes. Then the forked tongue and the tail are free to flit about openly.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm earl

        I’d fight Alinsky…either with his pyschological tactics…or make him hit me as hard as he could.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:03 pm Greg Eliot

        I’d just hold up a cross… or turn up Siegfried’s Funeral March on the stereo and watch, in amusement, his “feets-don’t-fail-me-now” act.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:42 pm Matthew

        Greg, have you noticed the linguistic similarity of Nibelung and Nephilim?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:48 pm Greg Eliot

        Can’t say I had… Hebrew versus Old Germanic, who knows? I leave that correlation to some other cunning linquist.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm Greg Eliot

        Giants versus dwarves… both had strength, but one was considered brutish and the other cunning… the latter too much so for their own good, yet willing to take down everyone, including themselves, out of spite.

        Sounds like someone we know.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:48 pm Matthew

        The Wagnerian Nibel is a dwarf, but I doubt that this is the original idea. Nephil means something like fallen, or wanderer. There is still probably a connection between the nephilim/nibelungen and the particular tribe you’re thinking of, though, assuming Canaanites are progeny of the nephilim.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:41 pm Matthew

        Screams “Punch me and take my lunch money. Also, I like wedgies. Like, a lot.”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:20 am Matthew King

        doesn’t really scream physical threat.

        Their threats are not physical. If they were, they would have been snuffed out long ago. They are worms in the marrow of the blond beast.

        The kingdom of heaven may be compared to a man who sowed good seed in his field; but while men were sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. …

        The servants said to him, “Then do you want us to go and gather them?’

        But he said, “No; lest in gathering the weeds you root up the wheat along with them.

        “Let both grow together until the harvest; and at harvest time I will tell the reapers, Gather the weeds first and bind them in bundles to be burned, but gather the wheat into my barn.”

        — Matthew 13:24b-25, 29-30

        Matt

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:59 am OralC

        This remind sme ,I saw Rahms brother on TV last night. The “ethicist”,lol. He was defending Obamacare in true Alinsky style,accusing the girl host(yes it was Fox) of fucking it up herself! The point:He looked like he had just gotten off the last bus from Krazytown.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:37 pm Subway Masturbator

        Just to point out the obvious, Blatherhyoo Kingcvnt is a grandiose fvckwit.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 10:34 am Dat_Truth_Hurts

      Its going to be hordes of well armed whites lead by recently “retired” military vs a low morale / low skill affirmative action military and police force. Most military bases are in the south and won’t follow orders to shoot civilians, and may join the revolt.

      Sure’ they’ll have drones and fancy toys – and will still lose. The hungry side always wins.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:38 am Dat_Truth_Hurts

        And good luck paying the military or fueling the fancy toys once the dollar becomes worthless when the US fractures into civil war.

        The world economy would collapse, so this would be the most likely time for Europe to swing to the far right, including genocide of black and brown immigrants.

        China would probably make major moves in Asia, triggering a nasty war with India or Japan.

        Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

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  15. on November 13, 2013 at 10:31 am daveinthegarden

    You sure that “Ali” didn’t used to be Al? I would think that sex change operations are taxpayer funded in O-care world.

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  16. on November 13, 2013 at 10:33 am DerHahn

    Take a look at the third ad in this stream from the same crew. (be sure to try to check your gag reflex first). Being liberal means never having to say “I’m sorry” for sterotyping!!

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  17. on November 13, 2013 at 10:33 am Life at Calhoun's Lake

    “They’ve gone to plaid”

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  18. on November 13, 2013 at 10:40 am burke

    let me just say the wieners are perfectly composed.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 6:39 pm Subway Masturbator

      Frankfurters! Weiners! Corweeners! The Cathedral! I have a boner! See?!

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  19. on November 13, 2013 at 10:42 am Tilikum

    just vote shitlib and just let it crash. what grows from those ashes is a brave new world where men relearn how to be men.

    warlord game, anyone?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:58 am man reader

      the hunger games; the road — movies to see to learn survival techniques

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:19 am Tilikum

        ill give you a survival tip.

        skills are important, sure. i’d like to thank a couple SERE instructors in WA for that.

        but whats really important? the thing that makes the real difference? the ability to show fully qualified aggressiveness and the absolute willingness to engage in high order violence ending in the death of yourself or your opponent(s).

        everything else hinges on that. not guns and food. cops have lots of guns and toys and that’s what 911 calls and ambushes are for. you don’t need em. just a level of commitment above everyone around you.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:42 pm Musashi

        Well said…and very true.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:35 pm The Burninator

        Hunger Games only teaches survival techniques for after you’re defeated and taken as a thrall at the whims of your masters. At least the first book in the series anyway.

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  20. on November 13, 2013 at 10:44 am Jay in DC

    This is hilarious thanks for the re-working. Would that we had some uber hacker amongst the readership that could actually get those ‘corrected’ images up to that website. 🙂

    Off topic- I was in NYC over the past weekend. It is good to see that at least some things remain consistent. NY, LA, and Miami never fail to impress amongst a nation of wildebeests. Every 5th girl on the street was HB7, every 10th girl HB8+, every 20th girl was HB9-10. For real, model type. Of course they have the attitude to go with it, but when you look like a 9, you can -have- 9 attitude.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:58 pm Scray

      LA and Miami — agree. Miami especially. Some hot chicks in that city, for sure.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:01 pm scatmaster

        If you like plastic.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 9:27 am New York Shitty

      You are either misinformed or delusional.

      A “native” New Yorker that is “white” (rare these days) looks like Snooki, while the non-whites that form a bigger chunk of the trash NYC population look like the typical disgusting inner-city hood-rats anywhere.

      The few beautiful whites that you see in Manhattan are either established models or movie stars that came from ELSEWHERE and are untouchable to non-insiders (again, no native NY’er is attractive), or else don’t live there and are visiting on vacation.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:02 am Jackinista

        New York City’s public schools are 85% non-white. Ironically, there are more Asian students than white students. It’s a good bet that most of the 20-24 year olds walking around are not white.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:07 am Jay in DC

        I wasn’t taking demographics data dude, so you are probably correct. I was in mid-town most of the time so there is a good chance they were tourists from “elsewhere” but my eyes do not lie. There were some straight up dimes walking around out there and in a much higher percentage than other places.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:57 am Jackinista

        Jay, when you come back to NY, hit a club in Queens (Flushing, Forest Hills, Floral Park, Rego Park). The women there are mainly non-white but come from middle class families and are definitely friendlier than the career-women types in Manhattan. The ghetto and non-ghetto parts of Queens all look very similar, so be careful, lol.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 11:11 am Amy

        “The few beautiful whites that you see in Manhattan are either established models or movie stars that came from ELSEWHERE and are untouchable to non-insiders (again, no native NY’er is attractive), or else don’t live there and are visiting on vacation.”

        Lol, you clearly haven’t spent any time there. Or you didn’t get too lucky when you did.

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      • on November 20, 2013 at 11:38 am Amy obviously likes black ghetto cock

        Yeah, “clearly” I haven’t, when I’ve actually lived there for most of my life, retard.

        Stop shitposting on this website and spamming the comments section on every opportunity when you cannot even comprehend what 85% non-whites in public schools means in socioeconomic terms.

        I’m sure you’d find a bunch of ghetto hotties in Detroit too, right dumb blonde bimbo?

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  21. on November 13, 2013 at 10:47 am It gets worse

    http://www.doyougotinsurance.com/index.php?id=15

    Holy crap.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:02 am man reader

      holy fuck this has got to be a joke. please God it has to be.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:06 am man reader

      And OF COURSE all the birth control ones feature white chicks because “they” don’t want white chicks giving us white babies.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:09 am man reader

      And OF COURSE all the birth control ones feature white chicks because “they” don’t want white chicks giving us white babies. All the mothers in the ads are brown. Unbelievable how transparent it all is. Also rubs it in the face of college grads–graduated but waiting tables and living on ramen noodles, and happy!!! about it.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:27 am Jay in DC

        Yep, I noticed that too. Fat disgusting latina preggo, and black baby mama. White women STAY BARREN!! Follow your programming to its ultimate conclusion. Apoptosis of your whole fucking race. Thank you.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:46 am man reader

        dude I could go on but CH will yell at me for commenting too much. the flu shot, by the way, is a mind control pill for the sheeple, quite obviously. DO NOT TAKE THE FLU SHOT.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:59 pm Scray

        do not worry. i will savior the white race by impregnating u guyz.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:05 pm Greg Eliot

        Just do like your father did… jerk off in flower pots and raise blooming idiots.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:16 pm Scray

        obv resistance to muh dik (or muh dad’s dik) is futile because greg won’t stfu about it lol.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:21 am Greg Eliot

        Just doing my part, making sure no snarky darky and his “where da white wimmen at” muh-dikery gets left behind, here at the chateau.

        llozozozozlzlzozozlzlzozozlzlzozozl

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:54 am Scray

        k i agree, will help teach those darkies a lesson when i bust one inside the blonde haired green eyed hottie i plow. thx for recruiting me

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:09 am Greg Eliot

        Riiiiiiiiight… be sure to update us with the usual scintillating tete-a-tete found in your, eh, field reports.

        loozlzlzozozlzlzozlzlzlzl

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:19 am Scray

        im glad ur still reading those greggy. u could learn a thing or three.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 1:16 pm Canadian Friend

      In the “brosurance” one ( bottom left ), a guy has his hand in the other guy’s crotch with his tongue hanging out “à la Miley Cyrus”

      That one is probably aimed at gay men…

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  22. on November 13, 2013 at 10:51 am RappaccinisDaughter

    Oh frabjous day! Callooh, callay—I chortle in my joy! The return of the crudely drawn penises! And never have I seen a more appropriate way in which to use them.

    First off, these ads are extremely poorly done, even for a local and/or lower-tier agency. They both have the look and feel of ads created by second-year communications majors, for first-year communications majors. The production values are terrible and the messaging is off…even the photography is low quality.

    You picked up on the “I hope he’s easy to get,” but missed the “as these pills.” And the inclusion of that statement is emblematic of the exquisite, mouth-breathing stupidity of the American public.

    Birth-control pills have been easy to get since the 1960s. All you had to do was go to a doctor, undergo an exam, and ask. They’ve been covered by the majority of prescription plans for years, because it made perfect sense to the insurers to do so—the pills are considerably less expensive than a hospital birth. And even if your plan didn’t cover them—mine didn’t for a while—they still weren’t expensive. The name brand for my ‘scrip was $30 a month; the generic was $10. That means that at worst, AT WORST, it cost a dollar a day.

    The fact that somehow the liberal Left has been able to sell the concept of paying a dollar a day to have as much sex as you want and never have to worry about pregnancy as a WAR ON WOMEN is proof positive that most people are too stupid to live, let alone vote.

    Screw it, I revise my previous statement that only taxpayers should be allowed to vote. I now want to include an IQ test.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:17 am man reader

      Only fathers who own real property should be allowed to vote.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:24 am A Random Guy

      “Screw it, I revise my previous statement that only taxpayers should be allowed to vote. I now want to include an IQ test.”

      The problem is not one of IQ. I know some extremely intelligent (MIT grad types) who are hard-left, and buy into this crap. The problem is that when you start from the premise of ‘fairness’ and such, you can rationalized away pretty much whatever you want.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:40 am man reader

        Only male property owners should be allowed to vote. There is a very good reason the original Constitution was written as it was. The Founders had it right. Allowing the propertyless and women to vote can lead only to communism or totalitarianism. It is unavoidable. The proof is in the pudding; that is exactly what has happened and what this blog chronicles daily.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm nroudyk

        problem is when you start a war you’re gonna need all the men with no property on your side too, especially if its a real war like WW2. I don’t see how we can deny the property-less voting rights while at the same time asking them to defend other peoples property and freedom. I believe this is the reason the voting age was lowered to 18 during the Vietnam era.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:01 pm thwack

        Good point nroudyk; in addition, whats to stop a wealthy “frankfurter” from buying some land and dividing it up into 10’x10′ lots and selling it to property-less people so they can qualify as property owners?

        Also, what about churches? Whats to stop a church from claiming “all 25 thousand of us own it…?”

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm Matthew

        Titles.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:04 pm Greg Eliot

        10′ x 10′ don’t cut it…

        40 acres… mule optional.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:22 am Subway Masturbator

        The Frankfurters! It’s the Frankfurters! In the Cathedral! The Cathedral!! The Frankfurters are in the Cathedral!!! Disgusting!!

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:29 am everybodyhatesscott

      The fact that somehow the liberal Left has been able to sell the concept of paying a dollar a day to have as much sex as you want and never have to worry about pregnancy as a WAR ON WOMEN is proof positive that most people are too stupid to live, let alone vote.

      Screw it, I revise my previous statement that only taxpayers should be allowed to vote. I now want to include an IQ test.

      They’re selling the lie to white women +1-2 Standard Deviations in intelligence. The solution isn’t an IQ test for voting, it’s not letting women vote.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:51 am man reader

        correct

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:57 am RappaccinisDaughter

        “They’re selling the lie to white women +1-2 Standard Deviations in intelligence.”

        Not quite. They’re selling the lie to women, yes, but they’re selling it on different levels.

        I: IQ Level: “US” Magazine
        This is your average dumbass. She thinks “Twilight” was the best book ever written, even though her lips got tired from sounding out all the words. IQ between 85-100. Honestly believes not getting free birth control is exactly the same as having her right to vote revoked. By rape. (NB: Is not actually smart enough to go get birth control, or to use it properly, and will breed like a rabbit. At your expense.)

        2. IQ Level: “People” Magazine
        She’s also a dumbass, although she’s bright enough to know that she should at least read the headlines scrolling along on the bottom ticket while she’s watching the “Today” show. At least until her kids’ Adderall kicks in. IQ between 100-115. Knows perfectly well that birth control has always been inexpensive and easy to get, but supports Obamacare because all of her friends do and it makes her feel like a good person.

        3. IQ Level: “Mother Jones” Magazine
        Has actually read more than one book in her life, a fact of which she’s quite proud. (You’ll know this when you disagree with her on any subject, because her response will be, “Ummm, read a book.”) IQ 115 and up, meaning that she’s rather intelligent.

        Unfortunately, that’s the problem, because all her life she’s been outnumbered by people a lot dumber than she is. She identifies as an underdog, and with the underdogs, and the people who are marketing ideas to her are savvy enough to know that. When they tell her that Republicans want to take her birth control away, they’re smart enough to quote a Cuccinelli type running his mouth about how hormonal birth control is abortifacient. They are then able to sell her on the concept of the “slippery slope”: allowing insurance companies to not cover birth control will one day lead to said birth control being banned.

        You have to admire the Left’s ability to craft messages that target all three, because they’re doing so, and they’ve done a beautiful job. The solution isn’t denying women the right to vote; it’s learning how to craft counter-messages that are equally effective. PROTIP: Keep the part about how your ultimate goal is to deny women the vote on the down-low!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:39 pm Wrecked 'Em

        Need to slide all your IQs 10 points left. -2SD on IQ is 70. 86% of women have an IQ below 115. And to the guy with a “140 IQ artist girlfriend”… no she didn’t. He hasn’t met a 140 IQ women… most people haven’t. Well, maybe that time he had to appear in court. There’s too much grade inflation on IQ… most people seem surprised that HALF the population has an IQ under 100. And that’s White Folk, who have 2/3rd-1 SD on the NAMs.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:58 pm Jay in DC

        ^^^— Correct. One of my ex’s was quite fond of rubbing her 144 IQ in my face. Of course, she was prone to fits of bipolar mania and full blown manic psychosis, but, details. I really do think there is some truth to that whole genius/insanity meme. She was a Cornell Ivy Leaguer, but she still wasn’t adverse to a good choking to get off. All the IQ in the world and we are still slaves to our lesser reptile brains in many ways.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:33 pm Carlos Danger

        Everything is driven by the id.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:20 pm OralC

        Oh no,Jay,I think you were bopping a jew!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:09 pm Jen

        Restrict voting to married people between the ages of 30 – 65. After 65, only the men can vote – and only the ones that are still alive…. Sorry, older ladies, but you tend to vote for senior citizen entitlements….

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:56 pm IndyJones

        The problem with your premise is that in today’s climate by and large the more rational and economically savvy men will remain unmarried until the society and her laws are changed.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:50 am Matthew King

      The fact that somehow the liberal Left has been able to sell the concept of paying a dollar a day to have as much sex as you want and never have to worry about pregnancy as a WAR ON WOMEN is proof positive that most people are too stupid to live, let alone vote.

      Count yourself as one of those “too stupid to live,” then.

      They didn’t sell it primarily as a financial benefit. They sold it against the rightwing bogeyman who is coming to control your womb and put rosaries on your ovaries.

      Now how has “the liberal Left has been able to sell” that concept?

      Because single whore-moms, skanks of every stripe, and nïgger bastard factories have somehow gotten it into their head that controlling one’s pregnancy is a fundamental human right. A “stupid[ity]” which you share.

      You are not strong enough or smart enough to hold these contradictions together within your breast. You can’t serve two masters. You don’t get to ridicule “the left” when you are borrowing its most fundamental assumptions for your own, proudly slut-selfish purposes.

      Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:18 pm man reader

        exactly. thank you. the intelligent white brainwashed women are the most maddening of all. if you are 32 years old, woman, you should have 5 white kids by now and have been married for 10 years.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:24 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        The reason why the liberal Left has been able to sell women on the concept that the rightwing bogeyman is coming to put rosaries on our ovaries is, in part, because guys like you are very open about the fact that this is *precisely* what you want to do.

        You do realize that, in the above paragraphs, you ridicule me for thinking that you do not want me to control my fertility while simultaneously announcing that I do not have the right to do so. Clearly, you do think I’m too stupid to live.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:29 pm man reader

        Are you my ex girlfriend, the childless 38 year old “artist?” Perfect genes but refuses to have kids due to brainwashing, even though she has an IQ of 140?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:51 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        I don’t refuse to have kids due to brainwashing. I’ve known since I was six that I didn’t want them. At that age, I didn’t even know how babies were made…nor was I exposed to much popular culture. (My parents enforced a strict rule limiting me to 2 hours of TV a week, and even that was restricted to educational material.)

        Some people—men and women alike—just don’t want children, man reader, the same way some people just don’t want to get married.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:25 pm Canadian Friend

        Not “white-knighting” here but I don’t understand why Mat says you are not very intelligent.

        You are obviously more intelligent than the average woman.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:39 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        That’s nice of you, Canadian Friend, eh? And I know you’re not white-knighting, you’re just Canadian, eh?

        (I lived near Canada for a while, and visited frequently. The stereotype about you guys being super polite didn’t come from nowhere.)

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:01 pm Matthew King

        Never said she wasn’t intelligent, and in any event, “intelligence” is irrelevant and overrated as a virtue, especially among women. An identifying quality of our modern “intelligentsia” is how gullible they are to stupid ideas. “One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe things like that: no ordinary man could be such a fool” (Orwell).

        These people do not put their brain power to use to figure out correct preferences, for they have ceased to believe in “correct” anything. Rather, they assert their preferences and use their cleverness to justify them as proper, obfuscating and posing to intimidate the “US Weekly” readership into thinking their over-egged jargon is evidence of cognitive superiority.

        A liberal intelligentsia is lacking. Bully-worship, under various disguises, has become a universal religion, and such truisms as that a machine-gun is still a machine-gun even when a “good” man is squeezing the trigger … have turned into heresies which it is actually becoming dangerous to utter.

        — ibid.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:35 pm Black Poison Soul

        @RappucinisDaughter – if you don’t want kids then why are you on here. You don’t need a man to get you through life and should have no problems with providing for yourself, working until old age and your body packs it in.

        You can pick up as many men as you need for happy-happy fun-time, it’s not like you need an instruction manual for men. It’s also not like you need the men’s instruction manual for girls.

        I smell hamster-shit. Also burning bearings. You better oil up that wheel some more.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:36 am RappaccinisDaughter

        @BlackPoisonSoul: “I smell hamster shit”

        OK, I’m going to do this one more time. Can y’all hear me in the back of the house?

        However powerful you may think the Rationalization Hamster to be, do you really think it’s powerful enough to compel me to:
        a. Tell my friends and family, starting from the age of six, that I do not want children;
        b. Cause me to set multiple alarms on my phone, computer, and home clock radio to notify me to take my Pill at the same time every day (even correcting for time difference when I travel) during all the years that the doctors refused to sterilize me due to my age;
        c. Doctor-shop for two years to find one willing to sterilize me;
        d. Undergo a quasi-surgical procedure (Essure) under deep twilight anesthesia;
        e. Which cost me $800 out of my own pocket, by the way; AND
        f. Undergo a fairly painful hysterosalpingogram to confirm the Essure worked; AND;
        g. Put up with the rude, intrusive opinions of people who think my decision not to have kids is basically the same as murdering babies with a pitchfork?

        I mean, really, it would have been so much easier for me to just go with the flow and queef out some curtain-climbers. I might still be married, for starters. (And before you all jump down my throat about THAT, I told him from the very beginning that I didn’t want kids, and I wasn’t going to change my mind. He said he was on board with that, and then the minute he put a ring on it he started hounding me for kids.)

        Which brings us to your question: “What are you doing here?”

        Answer: trying to understand men better, so I don’t make the same mistakes over and over again. Where do you think I’m going to get better information—here, or fucking Cosmo magazine?

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 2:57 pm Felipe

        @ RappaccinisDaughter
        > a. Tell my friends and family, starting from the age of six,
        > that I do not want children;

        What one wishes at the age of 6 is completely irrelevant. After growing up one should understand that having children is a duty to perpetuate our people. That’s how I took it, and implemented it.

        I never had any fatherly instinct, never even liked children, only wanted to be as far away from them as possible. So I was surprised that I love him so much. My small blue-eyed boy, I see myself in him and am glad every day that I see him.

        If your mother thought like you, you wouldn’t exist, would you? That’s enough to prove that it is a destructive idea.

        > d. Undergo a quasi-surgical procedure (Essure) under
        > deep twilight anesthesia;

        Funny paranoia of materialists about pregnancy, I also had it when I was an atheist. You should know that getting pregnant is not really that easy … we had to do it daily for 3 months, and even interrupted coitus can be quite successful as a birth control.

        > I might still be married, for starters. (And before you all jump down my
        > throat about THAT, I told him from the very beginning that I didn’t want
        > kids, and I wasn’t going to change my mind. He said he was on board with
        > that, and then the minute he put a ring on it he started hounding me
        > for kids.)

        He is an idiot to go for the hope of changing you. I specifically searched for a religious woman for this reason, among many other reasons.

        > Which brings us to your question: “What are you doing here?”
        >
        > Answer: trying to understand men better, so I don’t make the
        > same mistakes over and over again. Where do you think
        > I’m going to get better information—here, or fucking Cosmo magazine?

        I doubt that we are representative of the average man. The average middle class young man is a liberal narcissist materialistic atheist. Most of them don’t want children anyway.

        > Penises aren’t big enough to stretch them out.
        > You know what sometimes does, though? Childbirth.)

        It’s very rare after since the introduction of Episiotomy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy

        And don’t worry, one cannot note that there was an episiotomy at all after 2 months.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:51 pm Matthew King

        The reason why the liberal Left has been able to sell women on the concept that the rightwing bogeyman is coming to put rosaries on our ovaries is, in part, because guys like you are very open about the fact that this is *precisely* what you want to do.

        Okay. Now that we have clarified that you are in fact firmly on the left, let us turn to your Argument-by-Bogeyman stupidity.

        1) No one is advocating against your controlling your fertility. We are saying that you should not pretend pharmacology and murder after-the-fact constitutes anything like personal “control,” and further, your diverse cock-craving indiscipline has consequences to the society beyond dragging around a well-worn and distended party-vaj. You want to warp the constitution because you personally have trouble keeping male ejaculate outside of your body.

        2) The definition of “bogeyman” is something made up for the purpose of scaring the naive and lightly informed. Tell me who has “*precisely*” advocated putting rosaries on your ovaries, you lefty mouthpiece shill.

        3) Which is related to the naïveté of “2.” Ever since Griswold v. Connecticut, it is beyond the power of state and federal government, much less me and my fellow repressed scolds to so much as regulate your contraception, much less make it illegal. For it to even be a burning issue in your mind demonstrates how gullible you are to the very “WAR ON WOMEN” propaganda you dismissed above, as though you weren’t an exemplar of its effectiveness.

        [Y]ou ridicule me for thinking that you do not want me to control my fertility while simultaneously announcing that I do not have the right to do so.

        You are not the first crypto-shitlib to confuse these terms. You think that a resistance to the play-pretend fairy world of your imagination is evidence of advocating legislation against fairies. Declaring a “right” to chocolate rivers and gumdrop trees does not magically make them appear, and declaring against the treatment of such fantasies as rights is not a confession of hatred for chocolate and gumdrops.

        You think that if I prefer women not abuse their hormonal balance and liquefy into chunks their own children in utero automatically means I am “announcing” that the police power of the state should be used to enforce my preference. No, as a rightwing bogeyman, I actually defer even my own policy preferences to the principle of subsidiarity, federalism, local rights, and erring on the side of liberty. Me explaining to you the consequences of being a lefty whore is not the same as advocating your lefty whorishness be illegal. That’s what my enemy does. That’s what you do.

        I don’t care about your self-selected genocide. I couldn’t care less about the condition of your deliberately suffocated ovaries. Your mind rot has made you medically experiment on yourself and declare your whim to be regnant over nature. You aren’t the first dippy entitled broad to think so; indeed, it is the mark of the women of our generation.

        Enshrining something as a constitutional right is not nearly the same thing as having a preference against it. This mentality — turning all of your hopes and dreams and wants and desires into an official “right” — likewise exposes your latent (and controlling) leftism.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:14 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Actually, I *don’t* believe that the Constitution enshrines my right to control my fertility, Matt. Those adumbrations and penumbras are all in your head, man. Maybe you should go to the chill-out tent.

        If you spent more time reading what I actually wrote and less time creating a Straw RappaccinisDaughter to mouth-fuck whenever you think Fr. O’Rourke isn’t watching, you’d notice that I never claimed that you are attempting to summon the power of the State to keep women barefoot and pregnant. What I said was that it’s very easy for the Left to sell the idea that this is what Republicans are trying to do, because there are so many Republicans who keep running their mouths about how much they wish they could do it.

        Wishing one could do a thing and actually attempting to do a thing are not the same, Matt, a fact I accept as given. Which is why I hold my nose and vote for Republicans, because I know they’re highly unlikely to pass legislation that comes anywhere near any of my various bits—well-worn or completely unused.

        (By the way, do you know how I know you don’t have much real-world sexual experience? Because you assume that my Uncanny Valley is “distended.” Were you aware that these things are actually extremely resilient? Penises aren’t big enough to stretch them out.

        You know what sometimes does, though? Childbirth.)

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:44 pm Jay in DC

        Like our good friends Chicago one sang for us on a horribly shitty sequel ♫♫ I am a man who will fight for your hooonooorrrrr♫♫.

        Said another way, for a chick I have found RD to possess a rather rapier wit. I’m guessing because she has something approaching a clitdick in her panties, but that is not relevant.

        Her retort above was rather funny, I must admit. She generally has a pretty moderate stance on things.

        Where her and I and most of the people here will never see eye to eye though is the women’s right to vote. Let me apply your own logic backwards Rapp. You are a statistical outlier in that you are a women of above average intellect who doesn’t seem to be prone to fits of irrationality and emotion as much as the next women.

        My modest proposal, is that women can ONLY have voting rights if they pass an IQ test and it would need to be an exccedingly high watermark. Your average women is basically a child with tits and an ass. Just as I would never allow a child to vote, so too, did we make a dreadful mistake with the XX being allowed to vote. Pass the IQ test, and the ballot box is right this way madam!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:17 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        That’s very nice of you to say, Jay in DC. Thank you.

        As long as the required IQ score is the same for men as it is for women, I’m right on board with you. However, your point above about how some intelligence seems to run in direct proportion with emotional instability is well-taken. And that’s where things get slippery…rationality is, counterintuitively, so hard to quantify objectively.

        In other words, how do we weed out the psychos? And where do we draw the line? Women with high IQs tend to be disproportionately affected by eating disorders, for example. Men with high IQs tend to be disproportionately affected by depression and anxiety. Those are all fairly common, garden-variety emotional issues—you probably know some pretty high-functioning people who suffer from them—but do we concern ourselves about how they affect decisions about politics?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm Matthew King

        You meant “emanations and penumbras.”

        No, of course you “*don’t* believe that the Constitution enshrines my right to control my fertility” when you are called to account for that untenable and absurd interpretation. You don’t actively believe in it so much as you surrender to the prevailing ethos which does. I wouldn’t expect you to make the connection nor acknowledge the presumption underlying your total thinking on this subject.

        What I said was that it’s very easy for the Left to sell the idea that this is what Republicans are trying to do, because there are so many Republicans who keep running their mouths about how much they wish they could do it.

        And that is where I challenged you to name one. No shit this is what the left has programmed you to think. Only it is a bogeyman and does not have the benefit of being real.

        “So many Republicans … running their mouths … how much they wish” … like who?

        Even me. When and where did I scare the Noble Single Mothers by expressing my fervent wish to snatch out their IUDs while they are sleeping?

        Because my point was: it is not the fact of Republicans holding this position so much as it is the rumor to which you easily and willingly succumb that animates your opposition.

        Now, why would you be such a willing dupe to lefty propaganda? That is where my informed speculation came in: perhaps you are more of a leftist than you realize. That isn’t fashioning a straw-man so much as it is connecting the dots.

        If only you were as diligent about your fifth-hand-borrowed argumentation as you were insistent upon accuracy female anatomy jokes, you might be present a coherent opposition that could be addressed piece by piece, rather than this primal harpy screech modified just enough towards libertarianism to dupe the resident rubes.

        Matt

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 6:15 pm Stilicho

        @Jay in DC: no female suffrage, ever.

        But RD is right about one thing.

        Matt King DOES have limited real-world sexual experience. I’m convinced he’s still a virgin.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:59 pm Greg Eliot

        Matt King DOES have limited real-world sexual experience. I’m convinced he’s still a virgin.

        You say that like it’s a bad thing?

        His intellect is as the strength of ten, because his heart is pure.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:49 am Sigma Male

        “Were you aware that these things are actually extremely resilient? Penises aren’t big enough to stretch them out”

        Nice try. Every man knows this bullshit.

        The more a whore employs her cunt in the servicing of men the looser and less valuable it becomes. I’ve popped a few childless sluts whose vaginas offered no more friction than a lukewarm a bowl of water, and dined heartily on the stories of many more.

        Once the tightness escapes from overuse, it never returns.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:05 am RappaccinisDaughter

        @Matthew:

        Rick Santorum: “One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country.”
        That took me exactly 30 seconds on Google.

        @Sigma Male: More than happy to cover some basic anatomy facts for you, here. See, just as men’s anatomy comes in all shapes and sizes, so does women’s. Some women are naturally tight; some are naturally loose. Some of us are rather shallow; some of us are deep. All of us are designed to stretch, and most of us bounce back to a natural state pretty quickly. So, I have no doubt that there are women out there who’ve never had children who are loose, and women who have who are still in good shape.

        But this “all sloots are loose like sleeve of wizard!” thing is basically nothing more than the male hamster trying to set a land-speed record.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:59 am Matthew King

        Give the runt no air, Mr. Eliot.

        It is just a variation on the Neener Neener Little Dick retort, and the fact that this particle of dogshit on my heel takes his cue with regard to pejoratives from an equally insecure woman tells us more than we need to know about what animates “his” ilk.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:20 pm V

        only females can be virgins. this should be common sense. the idea of male ‘virginity’ is a modern invention of the cathedral and equalist nonsense. where in ancient or pre modern literature is a male ever referred to as a ‘virgin’? let that sink in and and work out the how and why on your own.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 2:22 pm Matthew King

        Your citation of Rick Santorum is conclusive proof of your bogeyman gullibility.

        A single instance from one man who didn’t come within a whiff of the nomination, much less the presidency, a marginalized figure who lost his senate incumbency by twenty points in a very Catholic and anti-abortion state, who hints at maybe one day merely “talking” about the idea that contraception is perhaps not the consequenceless magic liberation pill of your femtwat fantasies — this is evidence that “so many Republicans … keep running their mouths” about hijacking the nation’s ovaries?

        Like I said, these are the fever dreams of feminist paranoiacs. Bring up a concrete instance and it only demonstrates the knee-jerk tendentiousness of your WAR ON WOMEN interpretation. You believe it is easy to convince single women that the GOP is at war with them “*precisely*” because … the GOP is at war with them? That is a tautology you tried to pass off as the consequence of electoral stupidity, rather than your own unconscious bias.

        This is what, the third time around? Has it penetrated the hermetic diaphragm you keep around your brain pan yet, you rationalizing cryptofeminist slut?

        Matt

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:31 am Sigma Male

        Fuckin’ A.

        You just torched this broad and pissed on her charred carcass.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:27 am Greg Eliot

        Women’s vaginas may or may not stretch from having taken too many cocks… but apparently their mouths open all the wider and flap all the more in relation to their “damaged goods” status.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 2:32 pm man reader

        @ all the bitches here: It absolutely is a low blow to talk about Matt King’s sexual history or lack thereof. That’s like a 5-year-old saying “I know you are but what am I?” Because ONE OF THE KEY POINTS of this blog is that women DON’T CHOOSE THE RIGHT MEN WITH WHOM TO HAVE SEX. It is not correct that “alpha” is now seen as PUA douchebags with fuzzy hats. Can’t even you smart women get it? In a normal society, women NEED good men for protection and resources–and these “good men” are the alphas that are now seen as “beta” only in this fucked up society where women are living in a fantasy land. Even CH agrees with me–he is a proud former beta who has adapted. He essentially says as much regularly. If people like Matt King and others come off as a bit *angry* and like a girl would not want them because they are not party fun boys, well, that’s one of the points!

        CH please post even though I commented too much yesterday.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:51 am Hugh G. Rection

      They’ve been covered by the majority of prescription plans for years, because it made perfect sense to the insurers to do so—the pills are considerably less expensive than a hospital birth. And even if your plan didn’t cover them—mine didn’t for a while—they still weren’t expensive. The name brand for my ‘scrip was $30 a month; the generic was $10.

      See and if I ran an insurance company, I sure would cover it, being forced to is even better. As most young women use birth control I’d just charge them $40 for their $30 prescription.

      Next thing they’ll demand is for toothpaste to be covered. It’s a universal healthcare need!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:55 am Greg Eliot

        Now that you mention it, floss is getting outta hand as well.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm The Burninator

      @RappD

      “Screw it, I revise my previous statement that only taxpayers should be allowed to vote. I now want to include an IQ test.”

      Very good, you’re progressing along nicely. I was once at where you are now, and the path you’re taking is a good one.

      One thing I like about this site is that there are more reasonable women here than in most other places. The words “I feel…” are joyfully far less written, and logical arguments do in fact sometimes appear from the female cadre here. Well done.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:51 am Subway Masturbator

        yes, progressing to shooting people! good thing keyboard masturbators like you are largely confined to tract house typing. as least I get out in the subway and strut my stuff. it makes me more humanistic.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:29 am Greg Eliot

        When I think of all the “good” Jews who perished, it breaks my heart to think of the one we could have most spared still running around, shitting on the chateau’s carpet.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:20 pm man reader

      also only a woman could write this comment. even one who tries to be on our side. this is not funny. it’s no laughing matter. it’s nothing short of horrific. it is not one millimeter short of horrific, woman.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:19 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        What’s not funny? The crudely drawn penises? The fat broad on the exercise ball? The bruise on the thin woman’s thigh that they didn’t even bother to clone out, because apparently their shoestring budget doesn’t cover Photoshop?

        I think it’s hilarious.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:09 pm man reader

        “this” is the state of our “society” — no time for laughing. it is deadly serious that our government can actually do such advertising. this is repulsive. this is the most important CH post in 2 years

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:19 pm man reader

        It *is* funny that you think the woman with a bruise is thin. lzolzozzloz. I actually find her more ugly than the elephant girl, probably because of her disgusting evil face and her retarded sheeple tats on her foot. I’m glad CH pointed out the tats. What’s horrible about the other fattie (slightly less fat) is that she and the faggots think she’s hot.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:08 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        The woman with the bruise isn’t really “thin,” you’re right. I would say that she appears to be a healthy, normal weight. Good muscle tone in her calves and shoulders. The waist might be a little thick, but it’s hard to tell for sure because of what she’s wearing. I’d guess she’s probably about 5’6″, 135 or so.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 5:51 pm man reader

        that is not good muscle tone in the shoulders. I’m a beta and would not bang. she’s fucking gigantic

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:56 pm Ryan Vann

        Looks like she is pretty tall to me and 135??? I seriously doubt that, but there is no real good frame of reference. Stupid plyo-balls like that have a larger range of diameters.

        I’m guessing more in the range of 155-165 and 5’10. More my type to be honest, as gay as that may make me to the average CH commenter.

        Looks about right using this as a comparison. http://www.mybodygallery.com/

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:10 am thwack

        at least she’s white?

        we can’t all fuck our refrigerators.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm Scray

        re-laaaaaaaax. do you really want to spend all this time bellyaching and apophening irrelevant, tasteless ad campaigns into civilization calamities? wouldn’t you rather just….go out, make some human connections with game…sort the good people from the bad and live life?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 5:53 pm man reader

        I do agree with you believe it or not. working on it. divorce rape will fuck a man’s soul up brother

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:15 pm Scray

        I bet man. hang in there. I was depressed as shit a year ago about life and I had a negative attitude as well. It’s very tough, but do your best to just ignore the urge to drown yourself in bitterness. If you ever do go out, slap up a FR, and we’ll all help as best we can 🙂

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 2:24 pm Scray

      ‘Callooh, callay’

      lol I have always ❤ this expression.

      as for the rest of u commenters….do not worry, i plan on miscegenating the genes of many a white female. thx for the call to arms dudebros. will start impregnating.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:12 pm Greg Eliot

        Muh-Dik Jabberni99er Rides Again!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:32 pm RappaccinisDaughter

        Me, too. The sad part is how often people don’t recognize it, and think you’re spouting gibberish, not Jabberwocky.

        p.s., if you don’t mind my asking, why is Greg calling you that? Are you black? For some reason, I always pictured you as Eurasian.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:33 pm Scray

        Worse than black on this board…half-black, half-white.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:13 pm Matthew

        Stranger in a Land of Strange.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:25 am RappaccinisDaughter

        No wonder Greg’s got such a hard-on for you, then.
        Not that I want you guys to stop fighting. I figure if I watch long enough, sooner or later, you’re going to kiss.
        So hot.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:32 am Scray

        i don’t fight with anyone. i just spread my love toughly.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 8:03 am Anonymous

        Dumb half-fag cooze, who told YOU that you could comment with men?

        You Cathedral mischling… you child.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 8:05 am Greg Eliot

        Feh!

        Aren’t you the one who said, if you were a guy, you’d go homosexual because it meant you could take EVEN MORE cocks than you do already?

        Lawdy, you mischlings earn perdition.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:24 am Jay in DC

        You won the genetic lottery man as you damn well know. Now go get you a white wimminz so your kid can then attempt to get the rest of that busted DNA out of his bloodline.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:37 am Matthew King

        Just because you are half mud doesn’t mean you have to wallow in the mud, like that self-hating, ambitious mulatto Barry Soetero did to become the first “black” prezzdin’.

        Be proud of what is good about your heritage and genetic dispositions, like Thwack be, but be honest about its deficiencies too, like Thwack be. That’s why he and I can hang (as in hang “out together,” not “from a tree”).

        Didn’t your white mama secretly whisper to you at night “Never Go Full Nïgger”? Or had the jungle fever metastasized from her fat bottom to her brain?

        The problem with blacks isn’t their genetic tendency toward dysfunction. It is their insane celebration of that dysfunction out of misplaced (and preposterous) pride which keeps them trapped in the primordial mire.

        Matt

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:49 am Scray

        its cool, u can project all of ur generalized-but-laughably-inaccurate-in-the-particular ideas about race onto me, my dude. the threat to u comes from us — the ciphers — not them, the maligned dysfunctionals.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 8:08 am Greg Eliot

        The only cipher about your ilk is your bosom friend Lou-cipher.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 8:28 am Matthew King

        the threat to u comes from us — the ciphers — not them, the maligned dysfunctionals.

        How is that? I don’t understand how “ciphers” can be more threatening than pavement apes taking over the zoo, savages swarming through the breach, the gook in the wire. I would appreciate an honest clarification.

        It’s not the dysfunction per se. You are what you are. It’s the SWPL-cuckold embrace of dysfunction out of self-hatred and cowardice that’s the problem. Whites are as guilty as blacks. Guiltier.

        I am responding to the “particulars” in evidence here — your decision to go pathetic theatrical nīgga on Eliot …

        … rather than going with the civilized (white) identity. It’s a glass-half-empty mentality, which is the very factor that turns “ciphers” malignant and “dysfunctional.” I had no idea you were part groid until you mentioned it, first, in some tasteless imitation of Mandingo, and second, in a sad bid for SWPL/female sympathy.

        Matt

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 9:35 am Scray

        Banality gets the nig. You are free to believe what you will about your commenting friend — the truth is that for all the gripes, boasts, and brags, when it comes time to step up onto the stand-and-deliver stage, there’s nothing much to be seen in those self-puffed ripostes. Boring and obvious becomes over-the-head, plain and simple becomes smart and witty by the power of self-reverence — which brings me glee, because of how ironic it all is. Accordingly, I see little need to waste my value responding to those who fail to demonstrate themselves worthy of it. Nothing dysfunctional about the golden rule. P/out.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 9:58 am Matthew King

        Too deep for me. I don’t follow. And I’m usually good at teasing out a complex but poorly rendered idea. “Plain and simple” this isn’t.

        Eliot’s “ripostes” are extremely valuable, actually, and they are an echo of what CH has already pioneered. They signal that the prevailing ethos which worships dysfunction is ripe for a take-down. The first one who speaks truth and survives inspires all the cowards to come forward. No more “discretion is the better part of valor.” No more action-freezing intimidation.

        Why, that sounds an awful lot like … game. It’s not an accident that CH started in pick-up and now is at least 50% politics (much to the novices’ chagrin).

        Hence the vital importance of knocking the “N-word” (I tremble to type, can’t even say it!) off its pedestal, exposing it as a papier-mâché god. We tremble before phantoms of our own creation, the worst kind.

        Matt

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 11:18 am Scray

        an echo of what CH has already pioneered

        Correct. A distant echo: the content is mostly something borrowed, turning the past insights of others into a travesty to better dress up the ordinary thoughts of today. Not unlike certain exemplars of a dysfunctional culture.

        As further example:

        are extremely valuable, actually,

        This, followed by the assertion of worth, is another never-leave-home-without-it word from “The Cathedral.” But it’s not just them, is it? I leave both sides free to sling the shit at one another….doesn’t mean that, ultimately, it isn’t just shit.

        I give back what others show themselves as able to give. I’m unsure how that escapes your comprehension. If you truly believe that cloaking “what a nig” in a blanket of not-so-obscure references equates to a scintillating indictment of all that is wrong in the West, then lol we can agree to disagree. And we can A to D that it’s worth anything resembling a cogent response.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 3:45 pm Scray

        lol greg is so hot for me

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:15 pm Greg Eliot

        LOL… I just like to slap down your darky snark, especially the “where da white wimmens at” typical negro muh-dik shuckin’ ‘n jivin’.

        The only pleasure I’d ever get on your account is giving you a good ol’-fashioned horse-whippin’ in meat world… something yo’ daddy shoulda sho’ ’nuff done a few times.

        Then again, you didn’t really have a daddy growin’ up, did ya? Admit it.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:09 pm Scray

        lol a window into the scray bdsm desires of greg eliot

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:39 pm GregEliot's Homosexual Alter-ego

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:32 am Greg Eliot

        It’s actually a line from In The Heat Of The Night… Steiger said it to Pointier, which caused the latter to laugh and reminisce how his father said the same thing to him, when he was a boy.

        Of course, the fine nuance of such an homage went over your nappy little head.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:55 am Scray

        lol shutup u qualifying nerd

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:14 am Greg Eliot

        Is that what you told your teachers when they handed you back your failing grades and tried to show you where you went wrong, Schmendrix?

        Explaining what goes over the head of the dense is not qualifying.

        Like the rest of your pseudo-red pill brigade, you exhibit the Cathedral’s propensity to redefine words to suit its own purposes.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:20 am Scray

        lol self-proclaimed profound qualifying still is qualifying

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:38 pm Greg Eliot

        LOL… I just enjoy policing the chateau so that no snarky darky gets left behind with his usual suspect “where da white wimmens at” muh-dik shuckin’ n’ jivin’.

        I’d be hot to give you a good ol’ fashioned horse-whippin’… something your daddy should have done a few times, sho’ ’nuff.

        Then again, daddy didn’t stick around to raise you, did he? Admit it, I can tell from the way you comport yourself.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:09 pm Scray

        lol repeated for emfagisis.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:33 am Greg Eliot

        Not even smart enough to suss that the board makes replies disappear sometimes, and then they reappear later after the first was thought to have gone into oblivion? lulz

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:56 am Scray

        lol my mistake…u fretted ur little masterwerkz reply disappeared, so then, in a panic that i would never see your carefully crafted reference to something an actual creative person came up with, decided to reconstruct the comment — but this time, even better! ur trying so hard to impress me greg. i like that about u

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:16 am Greg Eliot

        Apparently you’re trying to impress me with your inane comebacks to my ever-so-pointed barbs.

        Tell us more about all the white wimmens you plan on bangin’…. lozozlzlzozozlzl.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:22 am Scray

        ok greg, now ur boring. when ur interesting again ill pay attention to u. bye 🙂

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 5:20 pm SheCantSayNo

        The way you’re handling yourself here puts a big smile on my face. Really goes to show how game affects other areas of your life. Props for your progress man.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 5:42 pm immoralgables

        Don’t mind Greggums.

        He is a 50+ Dad wearing K-swiss cross-trainers and Wal-mart Dad jeans. Hasn’t cold approached an attractive women since that weekend his frumpy wife went away in college. His greatest joy is espousing his racist rants and trying to add value where it wasn’t invited in the first place.

        Here is to you Greggums. You’re the epitome of why the manosphere has a plethora of keyboard jockeys.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:13 pm Scray

        check out cap’n tryhard’s multiple draft insults. lulz.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 8:50 am Greg Eliot

        Check out your own try-hard wishful thinking repeated fixation with gettin’ da white wimmens pregnant, Emmett

        You sound like you wish you were the ball with the frown in the picture above.

        lozozozlzlzozozlzlzozozlzlzozoll

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:58 am Scray

        lol ur right, i give too many white girls facials to really be talking about impregnating them. will refocus myself on the prize. thx greg

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:24 am Greg Eliot

        loozlzlzozozlzlzl

        Playing with yourself in one hand and a Barbie doll in the other doesn’t equal bukake in meat world.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:13 am oogaboogaman

        Really dude? If you’re going to insult somebodys apparel at least take down that stupid picture of yourself wearing a crown like you’re the king of anything.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:36 am Greg Eliot

        Says the snarky twerp from the safety of his keyboard.

        Lose the blinged-out Goober-lookin’ hat, chump.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:15 pm Matthew

        Self-examination time, Scray. Do you find it effective when feminists use shaming tactics on you? What does it say about you when you try to defuse Greg’s comments by insinuating homosexual attraction?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:37 am Greg Eliot

        That’s pretty much SOP from the South Park snark generation… they learned it from the Cathedral and are too stupid to know when they’ve been schooled.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:44 am Matthew King

        Exactly. This is the YaReally contingent’s best foot forward. Every criticism an AMOG, every AMOG supposedly bested by squeaky verbal twerpery. Drop the mic, and grumble to like-minded coolguys as they retreat with peen tucked in.

        Pretty soon one of them is going to tell you to go out moar, that’s your problem with NAM sociopathy.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:54 am Scray

        retreat with peen tucked in.

        would u fuck me. id fuck me. id fuck me so hard.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:36 pm Matthew

        Cartman is a type of hero.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:17 pm Scray

        I don’t engage in cockratic dialogues.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm Matthew

        But should you?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:18 pm Scray

        REALLY Matthew? REALLY?
        I mean….

        …

        …

        really?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:46 pm Matthew

        Wow. Just wow.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:26 pm Scray

        do u see that i am the cockrates now?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:41 am Greg Eliot

        More like the Play-Doh of sound reasoning.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:35 pm Matthew

        I’d buy acoustic play-doh.

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  23. on November 13, 2013 at 10:51 am Hugh G. Rection

    This is hilarious, because they try to appeal to millennials in some sort of dorky way. It’s some sort of contrived way to tell young people that all they’re doing with their life is behaving irresponsibly.

    Even funnier still, it’s young people who get screwed the most by Obamacare. I think in North Colorado it’s a triple digit percentage increase. So you get to pay 250$ a month more but your 8$ a month birth control is covered. Thanks Obamacare!

    This shit is going to sink Obama. Even the white house uses the name “Obamacare” so his name is permanently tied to this (non-free) abortion.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:30 am everybodyhatesscott

      So you get to pay 250$ a month more but your 8$ a month birth control is covered. Thanks Obamacare!

      Progressives aren’t very good at math. They might actually think they’re coming out ahead

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:53 am Hugh G. Rection

        It’s deliberate. Another way to transfer production from the young to the old. They did the same with student loans.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 7:26 am Ryan Vann

      So, back when I was living in Tallahassee, there were these absurd ads for something called education-connection; I don’t recall the details of what the product actually was, but that is an aside. They were the hokiest and lame marketing attempts I have ever witnessed.

      Words really can’t describe.

      Don’t all cabbage patch at once now.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:58 am Sigma Male

        I remember these commercials from my college days in Tally lol

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:15 am Crazy Heart

        They have that hear. I always laugh my ass off at that shit.

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  24. on November 13, 2013 at 10:54 am John

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  25. on November 13, 2013 at 10:54 am earl

    The chick excited for her hormonal brain fog pills looks like Linda Cardellini.

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  26. on November 13, 2013 at 10:54 am Blanka

    Almost burst my hole laughing at the amended ads. Fucking gold!

    This just reaffirms the fact that ridicule is a brutally effective weapon, more potent than angry denunciation.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 8:06 pm Ryan Vann

      The originals were MUHFUGGINFREESHIT.

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  27. on November 13, 2013 at 10:55 am Lucky White Male

    It’s interesting about this ad campaign:

    Part of the agenda by the marketers who put it together IS to demoralize the Whites viewing it

    There is an intentional “cheeseball” element to it. The subtext of the campaign to various Americans reading it is:

    -Yes you are a fucking slut to the actual single twenties girl who identifies with it ( the hot guy ad)

    -Yes you are a fat slob who can’t lose weight to the actual chubby girl who sees it ( the exercise ball drinking the glass of wine)

    The Budweiser campaign on Sunday football is good comparison. Half of the point of the Bud TV commercials during NFL games is purportedly to sell beer/maintain brand awareness

    The other half of the point is to clearly demoralize the White Males watching it/Males on general

    You will inevitably see

    1. Men depicted as clownish, childish buffoons

    2. White actors somehow corrected or one-down by the Black actor

    This pattern is in all Sunday NFL commercials I have seen

    You say: How do you sell product while simultaneously mocking and demoralizing the target buyers for such product?

    Ah – you do not then understand the Sholom Madison Avenue bullshit bamboozle machine where they get most satisfaction from sucking Fortune 500 conpanies dry while simultaneously skewering the hopeless red state tubes whose ancestors pogrommed them

    Saturday temple services: why do rabbis in every single one ask before speaking if there are any non-Jews in the room? What exactly is going on in these Temple services: religious tolerance or racial pep rallies?

    [CH: good observation.]

    American advertising in the hands if the current Madison Avenue: I’m going to sell you something while at the same time telling you not so subtly that you suck

    Money making combined with mind fucking: an impressive Double Whammy

    [reminds me of theo dalrymple’s explanation for the omnipresence of PC as a mind fuck designed to humiliate and, thus, enslave the listener.]

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:04 am Greg Eliot

      And the Lord said unto them:

      You are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father you will do.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:19 am thwack

      2. White actors somehow corrected or one-down by the Black actor
      —————————————————————————————–

      You know good and well you can’t call a retarded person “retard”

      But you can call your best friend one because everybody knows its not true.

      Either stop bitching or change your name to Punky White Male.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:18 pm Matthew

        Muh sequitur.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:41 pm Jay in DC

        LLLMAAAOOOO!!! — That is my LULZ for today– thanks for that, actually.

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  28. on November 13, 2013 at 10:59 am earl

    Now I want to see the ad campaign for those women that want free anti-depressant pills.

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  29. on November 13, 2013 at 11:00 am Just Saying

    I love this country. Show me anywhere else in the world where your tax dollars go to convince young women, that they are best served in a pump-and-dump world. Yes, Emily – that is all you are good for, so spread those legs baby… Daddy’s coming home…

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  30. on November 13, 2013 at 11:08 am Glengarry

    Hahahahaha, looks like this will be money well spent.

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  31. on November 13, 2013 at 11:23 am Neecy

    This is clearly satire and nit to be taken seriously. In fact I believe anti obamacare people created these for shits and giggles.

    [CH: according to the facts and the available testimony, these ads are real. do you also believe gravity is satire?]

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:29 am Neecy

      I haven’t seen the movie yet. I’ll let you know though, after I see it 😉

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:52 pm RP

        She’s obviously very smart.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:32 pm Canadian Friend

        I can not speak for CH but I doubt he meant the movie…

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:04 pm Jay in DC

        You need to hang out with liberal chicks more often dude, your Snark-Meter is pegged squarely at 0.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:10 pm Neecy

        LOL. i thought it was cute though, that he missed it.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:08 pm Neecy

        Awww. LOL! Too cute.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:46 am Matthew King

        I haven’t seen the movie yet.

        Awesome.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:33 am cryo

      They are both real and satire of people like you Neecy.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:41 am earl

      So this is just like watching the Daily Show to get the news.

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  32. on November 13, 2013 at 11:23 am cryo

    Brilliantly cynical ad campaign. The country really is turning ino a dark comic dystopia.

    I’ll keep doing my thing and contribute as little as possible to the state coffers. Bring on the government-subsidized sluts! I’ll ride that train to the grave.

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  33. on November 13, 2013 at 11:24 am threeLegDog

    Apparently they didn’t hire any copy editors. There’s a comma splice in the “slut” ad disclaimer.

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  34. on November 13, 2013 at 11:41 am tj

    Coffee spewage big time for the redoctored ads

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:58 pm Anonymous

      Yeah, I lost it when I noticed the face on the exercise ball. I’m thrilled to see the return of MS Paint artwork. Hopefully there will be more.

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  35. on November 13, 2013 at 11:41 am Julia

    If you look closely, the “good” wine is the kind that has the word cupcake in the name- Cupcake Vineyards, or something like that. It’s about $7 IIRC. Also, Ali’s tattoo says “love you,…” I can’t make out his name. Someone who reads this website must have made the ads. The only sane explanation.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 7:29 am Ryan Vann

      10-13 dollar wine is where it is at. You can get a micro-vineyard Oregon wine for that amount at any number of vineyards in the Willamette Valley. Pay over $25 for a wine, and you are just a dupe, or have too much money for your own good.

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  36. on November 13, 2013 at 11:43 am The Anti-Gnostic

    Ahahaha! Dear God what a trainwreck. Burn baby, burn.

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  37. on November 13, 2013 at 11:48 am oldfart

    I used to feel guilty when cashing my Social Security checks; now not so much.

    Anyone who would buy overpriced health insurance based on these ads deserves to be paying for my Viagra and Laphroig.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:10 pm The Burninator

      The people “buying” Obamacare insurance are not the ones funding your state transfer of wealth from me and other productive members of society. By definition we’re talking the very people these ads target, the ones who cannot “afford a bottle of wine” and basic cheap insurance at the same time, and 20 something college sluts. Ain’t none of them folks producing a dime a day of income that goes to your wealth transfer.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:32 pm oldfart

        No, the totally unproductive get welfare and medicaid. I like to think that my Social Security is being paid by the under employed hipster waiter at the vegan restaurant who is working on that screenplay and volunteering for OFA when he isn’t watching MSNBC and Democracy Now!

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  38. on November 13, 2013 at 11:49 am man reader

    Adam Fox is clearly a faggot.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:57 am Greg Eliot

      http://www.cohealthinitiative.org/staff-and-board

      Apparently his boss is… and, well… we all know how hiring goes on that account.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:10 pm earl

        Excellent work history and great references?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 1:01 pm Greg Eliot

        Not forgetting that good ol’ CAN DO attitude!

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:23 pm Matthew

        Not one Anglo name on the Staff list. On the Board, there’s a Smith and an O’Hara, but the other names are very you-know-whoey.

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  39. on November 13, 2013 at 11:49 am M3

    ““Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.”

    Because men are hard to entice with sexual favors. 🙄 ”

    Silly slut.. you thought it takes work for an attractive woman to bed any man?

    Silly silly slut.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 11:55 am M3

      ps. a sadder pink workout ball my eyes have not yet seen.

      Your crudely drawn caricatures, while far from Photoshop mastery.. contains the simplicity required to effectively convey the message better than any advertising media agency could hope to achieve.

      Bravo. That sad faced pink ball should become a mascot or something. A CH mascot for the times we live in.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 12:42 pm tj

        nailed it

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  40. on November 13, 2013 at 11:54 am Anonymous

    But while all sorts of debauchery are sanctioned by the feminists in ads like this, James Hooker, the former teacher who did what his DNA told him to do and shacked up with an 18 year old, has just plea bargained for “just” offender status and no jail time. The notoriety of being a “marked man” by the media caused one of his former gfs, someone who was 17 ten years ago, to hook up with Gloria Allred to scream that she was victimized way back when she gave James a BJ.

    Apparently, there is no statute of limitations for punishing older white males for doing what is still legal in most of the world. Was it her word against his and that’s why he plea bargained?

    Anyone here could have predicted that this guy was dumb for staying in California or even in the US after he became a marked man.

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  41. on November 13, 2013 at 12:05 pm PR

    kinda fat shaming to have Fatty Arbuckle in the workout ad and not in the birth control pill ad. Lindy or Amanda will notice.

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  42. on November 13, 2013 at 12:12 pm anonononon

    Ho.Lee.Shit.
    Check out the last ad in this article:
    http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/164036/latest_obamacare_ads_are_an
    The final one is an all too common site to any major city, a horribly pregnant Consuela as she gets ready to suck more tax dollars from the system.

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  43. on November 13, 2013 at 12:15 pm Anonymous

    what? Obama is just pimping them white hoes.

    CH teaches me that they’ll love him for that.

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  44. on November 13, 2013 at 12:22 pm Lara

    The second ad is stupid. She’s a good looking woman, she’s having to fight men off, not worry about getting them in bed.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 12:58 pm earl

      Yeah but she wants the top 20% men of the bunch…not all the schulbs she has to deal with on a day to day basis.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:43 pm Amy

        It’s more sinister than that, though. The message is that young women SHOULD enjoy casual sex and eschew relationships, even with the top 20% of guys. That it’s normal and fun and cool for girls to have sex with guys they just met, especially if they’re hot. It’s one thing to see these messages relayed in dumbed-down TV shows, but it’s another to see it incorporated into a government program. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it backfires and provokes widespread outrage, so I can go back to having some faith in humanity.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:56 pm Black Poison Soul

        That’s not sinister, that’s what feminism has been pushing for 40+ years. Now they’ve finally gotten big-daddy government to push the message for them.

        America, land of the Oh!bamacare government subsidised orgasm.

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  45. on November 13, 2013 at 12:29 pm Mario

    The frowny face on the exercise ball… that just made my day. Enjoy your bottle of Cupcake wine. You’re welcome.

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  46. on November 13, 2013 at 12:40 pm Jen

    “Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.

    Because men are hard to entice with sexual favors.”

    Thank you … my thoughts exactly as I was contemplating the entire premise of this repellent ad….

    Your version of the ad is the reality of the depicted scenario. So, the real ad is a parody of itself; the parody is the reality. Up is down and down is up….

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  47. on November 13, 2013 at 12:41 pm Tilikum

    im gonna carry a copy of this when i tell some little 22yo cricket i don’t wanna wear a condom. it’ll help assuage her concerns because hey, everybody is doing it right?

    go ask uncle sugar, sweetie.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 8:24 pm Matthew

      I don’t want to get you pregnant. Thanks, Obamacare!

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  48. on November 13, 2013 at 12:50 pm adamsunderground

    Poor Kool-aid Man, he lies down for one minute to rest and some fat woman sits on him.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 1:03 pm Greg Eliot

      LOL… well-played, sir… well-played, indeed.

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  49. on November 13, 2013 at 12:53 pm Cloudswrest

    The Susie and Nate one could have the guy saying, “Don’t know how many guys she’s fucked, or what diseases she’s carrying. Thank God I have Obamacare!”

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  50. on November 13, 2013 at 1:09 pm Surth

    The satire is totally unnecessary, funny as always but the real ads are scary enough.

    When I was a kid I used to look up to americans and the us ( I am born in sweden). Americans didnt take sxxt from the commies and and were entrepenurial, self-reliant and rich in my eyes.

    Now….shieeeeeet….you are as spoiled and nannystate-depedant as swedes are.
    AND twice as vulgar.

    These are the times we are living in, the storm of the kali-yuga roars in full effect.
    And the people are just leafs blowing in it.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm The Burninator

      Do not lump all Americans together, we are not a collective. There are plenty here who still view this kind of thing as repulsive, vulgar and degrading.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 2:08 pm Jay in DC

        And you are sitting on your collective hands doing nothing whilst the leftist statists continue the insane power grab. Military commanders being sacked left and right, control networks going up all over the place, etc. Not be play Devil’s Advocate but the time to act was a while ago dude, and nobody is acting. I include myself, wholly, in this category.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:23 pm Tilikum

        wei wu wei, mon frere

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:26 pm Matthew

        People not living in cities are acting. People living in cities are providing their own ropes.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:45 pm Jay in DC

        Yet… you wish me to take your evidence, sight unseen. Do you have even a single link to support your theory? Other than the busted sheriff in PA who decided to unload a full auto AK-47 right before he was arrested by FedCop Stasi??

        Let me know— we, the readers of CH I think, are most interested in this theory of yours…

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:47 pm Matthew

        It’s a totally unsupported theory based on the premise that cities are founts of evil.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:51 pm Matthew

        More seriously, I know many people in the rural areas who have fled the urbs, who are living in RVs, who are aiming at lives off-grid, who are raising chickens or cows or bees. To urbanites, I suppose this reeks of escapism. To me, it smells like victory.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 2:59 pm corvinus

      Part of the reason for that is because over one-third of our population are brown people of various sorts. They’re the ones who elected and re-elected 0bama.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 9:15 pm Musashi

        They will be the first ones getting their ticket punched when the power gets cut. There’s a cost attached to stupidity.

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  51. on November 13, 2013 at 1:14 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    These look like parodies.

    [CH: the original ads are not parodies, sad to say:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxDG1jYOfE#t=131 ]

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  52. on November 13, 2013 at 1:17 pm English Dude

    How about on top of all that bollocks you yanks are now having to endure, they could always pay women £200 (to go shopping with) for the hard work of…breast feeding their children, as is about to be done in England: bbc.co.uk/news/health-24900650

    As someone commented “Shall we pay them for breathing now?”. Yeah, we’re already doing that too.

    Couldn’t fucking believe those adverts are real btw

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 1:50 pm earl

      “Death is a poor man’s doctor.”

      -Irish proverb

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  53. on November 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm Lorem Ipsum

    Maybe the brothers Tsarnev had a point.

    Fuck it, I’m now officially rooting for Islam.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:03 pm Gro Haila

      Not too happy about that one, but a little Islamic theocracy is not the worst thing for this kind of humanoids.

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  54. on November 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm little spoon

    I just noticed the last sentence-

    “Put her down.”

    Dog is so cute. I hate you.

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  55. on November 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm Karl

    CH-
    You’re better than to fall for this, I know you are.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm man reader

      catch up bro. it’s real. the faggot who made the ad campaign is on youtube bragging about it.

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  56. on November 13, 2013 at 3:09 pm Gro Haila

    So you will give him a blow job (iff he’d want to at some point),

    as opposod to this being out of question for the 93% of us males wallowing in omega/beta status.

    Whatever, hamster.

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  57. on November 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm Lucky White Male

    When Black Americans punch random White Male Gentiles in public, it is never a “hate crime”

    But when Blacks Walk up and hit random Jews, and it suddenly becomes disturbing!

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/11/12/brooklyn-rabbi-gang-of-teens-playing-disturbing-game-of-knock-out-the-jew/

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm Jay in DC

      Yes but… just read the comments there man. There are ALOT of eyes wide open people on that thread. This type of comments section even 5 years ago you would never ever have seen. The European, it appears, is waking up on both continents they predominantly reside in. This can only be a good thing.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 1:00 pm Hugh G. Rection

        Haha my favorite so far is the guy calling TV Bolshevision

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:28 pm Greg Eliot

      I abhor this sort of activity, of course, be it against Jew or Gentile…

      But one can’t help but have come to mind an old maxim… something about roosting chickens.

      Oh, those high-spirited yutes! What next, punching a pregnant woman to see if they can get her to miscarry?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:30 pm Matthew

        It’s all good. Just Planned Parenthood outsourcing its pro-active pro-bono work.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm Hugh G. Rection

      The other white meat…

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  58. on November 13, 2013 at 3:45 pm elduro

    This birth control campaign is retarded. It wont decrease single mommyhood, trusting uneducated people to do the right thing never works, a cheaper long term solution would be bonding welfare payments to vesectomys and tubal ligation

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:28 pm Tilikum

      tubal ligation would be an alpha fuck for all.

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  59. on November 13, 2013 at 3:58 pm Full-Fledged Fiasco

    Everybody, meet Moffy. lmao

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:18 pm Greg Eliot

      Angelina Jolie mated with Marty Feldman?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm Matthew

        Joolips.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:54 am Matthew King

        Do NOT give pouty bee-stung lips over to YKW. Theirs are more clown-style. All-consuming gob, swallow the planet-style.

        That beautiful baby just needs a firm whack to the side of her face and she’ll straighten those peepers right out. (Not being literal, Rapp.)

        Matt

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:38 pm Matthew

        Other Matthew, I can’t imagine you don’t own copies of the relevant works by Carleton Coon. Show me a plate of a European with such lips.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 11:13 am Dat_Truth_Hurts

      Whats a good neg for a cross-eyed hot girl?

      “How do I look from the side?”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:48 am Matthew King

        “I don’t appreciate you staring at other men all night.”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 1:07 pm V

        funny as hell but cross eyed girls probably dont need a single neg.

        [CH: right. if anything, they need beta reassurance, preferably in the form of focusing on some positive thing about her and pretending not to notice her chameleon face.]

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:38 pm Matthew

        “I like the way you look.”

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 12:00 pm V

        “I like the way you look.”
        …both of them

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  60. on November 13, 2013 at 4:27 pm Carl

    Greg Eliot

    Who knew Kevin MacDonald’s history of Jewish immigration lobbying is a lie? They were helping pogrom refugees, not changing America’s demographics against whites.

    KMac’s f^$&@# for sure. His lies are all over Wikipedia for the whole world to see them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_B._MacDonald#Academic_criticism

    MacDonald has particularly been accused by other academics of academic fraud, saying that he has promoted anti-Semitic propaganda under the guise of what he says is a legitimate and academic search for truth.[26] He has also been accused of misrepresenting the sources he uses in that regard. Fenris State University professor Dr. Barry Mehler cited for example a quote from a 1969 dissertation by Sheldon Morris Neuringer titled American Jewry and United States immigration policy, 1881-1953 where MacDonald surmised that when Neuringer noted Jewish opposition in 1921 and 1924 to the anti-immigration legislation at the time was due more to it having the “taint of discrimination and anti-Semitism” as opposed to how it would limit Jewish immigration, MacDonald wrote, “…Jewish opposition to the 1921 and 1924 legislation was motivated less by a desire for higher levels of Jewish immigration than by opposition to the implicit theory that America should be dominated by individuals with northern and western European ancestry.” “It seems to me Mr. MacDonald is misrepresenting Mr. Neuringer in this case and I posted my query hoping that a historian familiar with the literature might have a judgment on MacDonald’s use of the historical data,” Mehler wrote, citing other examples.[27]

    Reviewing MacDonald’s Separation and Its Discontents in 2000, Zev Garber writes that MacDonald works from the assumption that the dual Torah is the blueprint of the eventual Jewish dominion over the world, and that he sees contemporary antisemitism, the Holocaust, and attacks against Israel as “provoked by Jews themselves.” Garber concludes that MacDonald’s “rambling who-is-who-isn’t roundup of Jews responsible for the ‘Jewish Problem’ borders on the irrational and is conducive to misrepresentation.”[28]

    Lieberman has also written that MacDonald even dishonestly made up lines from the work of British Holocaust denier David Irving. Citing Irving’s Uprising which was published in 1981 for the twenty-fifth anniversary of Hungary’s failed anti-Communist revolution in 1956, MacDonald asserted in the Culture of Critique, “The domination of the Hungarian communist Jewish bureaucracy thus appears to have had overtones of sexual and reproductive domination of gentiles in which Jewish males were able to have disproportionate sexual access to gentile females.” Lieberman, who also noted that MacDonald is not a historian, debunked those assertions, concluding, “(T)he passage offers not a shred of evidence that, as MacDonald would have it, “Jewish males enjoyed disproportionate sexual access to gentile females.”[30]

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:32 pm Greg Eliot

      This is being directed to me why?

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 10:01 pm Jay in DC

        Apparently, you are the Chief Goy here at CH. Your meshugana goyim word is law. Lead us all, into the promised land Greg!

        I actually read the post. Hungary has a very unique place in the historical record regarding Jews. It is best I preface this with history. I use to date for 2 years, a HB9 Hungarian chick. She was a socialist, as most EEs are, dyed in the wool. She was also apologist for Hungary’s role in “Naming the Jew”. You see.. the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Hapsburgs, were the dominating force in Eastern Europe in the early 20th century. Hungary was one of the first places outside of Austria/Germany to wholly purge their jew population.

        This is an interesting thing if you look at history. I visited many many places in Hungary during my time with this girl. Their museums, are the antithesis of the West. Nazism, nationalism, is what they have in their museums. They wear this as a badge of shame, rather than pride. But you can see photos, exhbiits, and videos of their fervor for the Nazi Party. As a Westerner, this was a fucking bug out for me totally to see Swastikas and MG-42s all over a museum.

        If you were to open a Hungarian major press website today, you would see something similar. There is a rising tide of nationalism in that place which is -quite- anti YHW. They are no strangers to what happens when you let YHW influence capture your nation.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:17 am Gro Haila

        If you were to open a Hungarian major press website today, you would see something similar. There is a rising tide of nationalism in that place which is -quite- anti YHW. They are no strangers to what happens when you let YHW influence capture your nation.

        What of load of crock. And of course, Hungarians (aka Pesta’s Little Bitches) are pretty much gazember. And about “all” EE being “socialist”… haha …

        But dude, props for making her your fucktoy. You DID make her your fucktoy??!?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:45 am Jay in DC

        Unless you live there, I’m pretty sure you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. There is a very strong nationalist movement there and it is eyes wide open about who pulls the strings. Just like in Greece, just like in France. Will they get any true political power? Unknown, but their -existence- alone is cause for celebration.

        They are socialist in ideology just as we are “democractic” in ideology. In practice, they are probably about as truly socialist as we are democratic. Bribes work under any system of governance.

        Because you are too intellectually lazy I will do the heavy lifting for you. Report from Cato Institute: http://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/why-socialism-collapsed-eastern-europe

        QUITE front and center in that report is that socialism is imploding all over EE and that a “dangerous” nationalist vibe is coming up. Of course the author calls for more liberalism because… Obama.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:17 am thwack

        Greg Eliot

        This is being directed to me why?
        —————————————————————————

        Because, incase you haven’t noticed Greg, the major problem for any good fighter today is finding a suitable opponent. They want you to burn out fighting bums and set ups while they get fat and rich.

        They made Hagler fight twice as many bouts as any other contender because they never wanted a real champion. I got people duckin me on this very site;

        WTF?

        (((shakin my head)))

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:32 pm Carl

      Happy Hanukkah Greg.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 4:42 pm Greg Eliot

        I told you I don’t roll on Shabbos, you Kraut.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:32 pm Matthew

        Calling Irving a Holocaust denier gives the game away. Dude’s a squish, God bless him anyway.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 9:31 pm Operation Reinhard

      Shove Jewpedia up your arse, rabbi.

      Also, “holocaust denier” is a misnomer. The “Holocaust” was proven in a court of law not to have happened – during the Zundel trials. If you still believe it happened you need to have your head examined.

      Jews are trying to exterminate the White race. Simple as that.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:01 pm fredyetagain

      Wow, Barry Mehler AND Zev Garber agree that Prof. McDonald is wrong about god’s chosen?! Now they just need to get Schlomo Lipschitz on board and it’s as good as settled!!

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 7:48 am Greg Eliot

        For the win.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:41 am fredyetagain

        Thank you sir

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:56 am Matthew King

        That’s “Sir Chief Goy Sir” to you.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 3:12 pm fredyetagain

        Fair enough. Those of us around here who are White and Gentile need to stick together.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:24 pm Greg Eliot

        Chief Goy, eh?

        Hell, I’m just the bouncer here at the chateau…

        I was not born to the manor, merely one of its henchmen.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 6:30 am earl

        Well if you are going to be Goy…you might as well be the best.

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  61. on November 13, 2013 at 4:34 pm Carl

    Not eager to discuss YKW anymore?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm Greg Eliot

      I don’t recall ever bringing up this MacDonald fellow, although others have.

      And WHOA WHADDA SURPRISE to see wikipedia, members of the tribe, and transparent internet hasbara shills here at the chateau talk about how he and his ilk have been “debunked”.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 5:46 pm earl

      Isn’t it just assumed now?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 8:33 pm Matthew

      Carl, would you care to discuss the Hoffman’s assertions about the Talmud?

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:18 pm eyeslevel

      Nobody gets thrown in jail for questioning the number of Muslims killed by Mongols.
      Nobody gets thrown in jail for questioning the number of Armenians killed by Turks.
      Nobody gets thrown in jail for questioning the number of Chinese killed by Japanese.

      Why do people get thrown in jail for questioning the number of Jews killed by Nazi Germany?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:12 am corvinus

        The thing that makes me most skeptical about the “Holocaust” is exactly that: that questioning the 6 million figure is a literal thoughtcrime in several countries.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:42 pm Matthew

        Yes. The numerology thing is what turned me to the dark side. Specifically, it was David Frum castigating Mel Gibson for avoiding saying the magic six million. I was already a crackpot Velikovskian, but it had never occurred to me to question the Holocaust.

        Next thing you know, I’m reading Arthur Butz.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 4:50 am earl

        It is important to know the exact figure of non-Gentiles killed. Their lives are more important than every one else’s.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:43 pm Matthew

        earl, I recommend looking into the writings of Michael A. Hoffman.

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  62. on November 13, 2013 at 5:17 pm paddy

    You can see their Form990 (required of all non-profits to file) here

    https://bulk.resource.org/irs.gov/eo/2013_03_EO/84-1145452_990_201112.pdf

    Note that they are about 96% funded by government, from what I can tell. Schedule A, Part II (my PDF reader says page 15). I can’t seem to figure out the source of their funding, it may be from other non-profits.

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  63. on November 13, 2013 at 5:20 pm Adam

    These are the works of a master troll. I applaud whoever’s responsible for this ad campaign.

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  64. on November 13, 2013 at 5:42 pm July

    Oh god. These are hilarious. Best post I’ve seen here in a while.

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  65. on November 13, 2013 at 5:50 pm Sad Clown

    It’s a fucking horrible ad campaign. Even for a shitty industry, this is just disgraceful. The idea sucks, but could’ve been salvaged by decent production and execution. The layouts and photoshop clipping look like they were handled by a drunk intern.

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  66. on November 13, 2013 at 5:54 pm Goodbye, America: Hosurance Edition - US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

    […] […]

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  67. on November 13, 2013 at 6:00 pm Charlie Dont Surf

    The HORROR …The HORROR ….

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  68. on November 13, 2013 at 6:02 pm Entropy is my God

    These adds are a priceless call to arms for white me who still possess testicles.

    For all black and mestizo gang bangers, quit acting like, quit posturing as if, quit fronting, that you hate the po-po- the 50, the fuzz. Those thugs in blue are the only thing keeping you alive and fed.

    As soon as the protective barrier of the blue, jack-booted, tyrannical monsters, is removed via any number of calamities, you will have no idea how fast you will be destroyed.

    Turn your pistol sideways and face the justice of small arms tactics honed by 10 years in a vicious urban battleground against enemies far more fearsome and dedicated than your miserable orcish selves.

    As for you white men who have given up, or worse yet who aid the enemy, hear laughter as your wives and daughters are raped over and over again, in front of you as you beg for racial equality and talk about how many black friends you have. You are worthy of no sympathy and will receive none.

    The collapse cannot come soon enough.

    Entropy is my god

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 7:37 pm Greg Eliot

      We were promised meat in due season, but our meal was bitter herbs that turned to iron in our mouths and steel in our intestines.

      All accounts will be settled. “Vengence is mine,” saith the Lord. “I will repay.”

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm Hammer of Love

      This borders on divine poetry ……… Hell hath no wrath as the white men’s fury.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 7:55 pm Greg Eliot

        When the Saxon learns to hate… more than the trains will be running on time.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 6:01 am thwack

        but that doesn’t rhyme?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 1:11 pm Canadian Friend

        It will in thyme…

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:28 pm Greg Eliot

        Free verse, no rap… with a bit of an ironic tip o’ the cap to our Fascisti feathered friends.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 7:59 pm archerwfisher

      I was reading a book a merc wrote about the collapse of America… he said about blacks in the south, “Who would go to their defense? Who would pause for more than a hypocritical few moments for a pretend sadness at their demise? The only thing blacks and whites share in the South is a history of long and mutual hatred.”

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:35 pm Matthew

        Merc must be a fucking yankee. That’s not how it works in the South.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:42 pm archerwfisher

        Mmmkay, so how does it work then? Besides the ridiculous part where whites pretend to be sad about blacks getting wiped out, lol.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 8:58 pm Matthew

        Southern whites have a better relationship with their negros than the Yankees ever have with theirs. For one, negros in the south still know to fear whites. For two, whites in the south don’t hate and despise negros. They know them and know their limitations. Southern slavery was, at heart, a system of privatized welfare where the owners actually cared about their negros as people.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 9:52 am Jackinista

        Let’s be real. Slavery is about owners making money. That’s why slave owners supported it.
        Jim Crow was about whites keeping blacks away from the low-thinking but physically demanding and well-paying jobs. The blacks were in economic competition with the blue collar whites. Just like how the upper class Germans hated Jews.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:54 am Jay in DC

        For one, negros in the south still know to fear whites.

        You don’t get out much do you? In the in between places, this may very well hold true. In the cities? You are a funny guy. Let me give you a few names, tell me if they are places you have heard of and if your wackadoodle theory applies: Jackson, Birmingham, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans. That is the short list… I could go on but I think you catch my drift Southron.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 1:48 pm thwack

        Good luck finding any negros to shoot after the blacks get finished slaughtering each other.

        (and please don’t touch their dogs)

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:45 pm Matthew

        Jay, as I’ve asserted wildly elsewhere, cities don’t count because they’re inherently evil. Cain kills a brother, and what’s the first thing he goes out to do? Found a city.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:46 pm Matthew

        Actually, right before inventing cities, I suspect Cain invented compound interest.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 11:57 am Matthew King

      Golf clap.

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  69. on November 13, 2013 at 6:45 pm Sredni Vashtar

    A great, if depressing post.

    Someone should show these posters to every veteran they know of every war since WWII and ask them “is this civilization really worth the sacrifices you and your fallen comrades made?”

    The second Colorado poster is stomach-churning. It’s the coarseness, the crude appeal to the genitals of female voters. It’s even worse than Lena Dunham’s Obama ad. I actually long for Clinton era democrats- they were just as bad but at least they kept it concealed in their propaganda.

    How these photos aren’t a national scandal just shows the gelded nature of the MSM.

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  70. on November 13, 2013 at 6:47 pm the op

    got cockaz? lolololloloololol

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  71. on November 13, 2013 at 7:19 pm whorefinder

    This post raises my racism, my sexism, and my freeloaderism.

    But not my rape-ism. Damnit, that’s twice in a row! Heartiste, save my greatest instinct (and internet catchphrase) from the dustbin of history! I implore you, o dark lord!

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  72. on November 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm Andy

    Great post today – good to see that we are on the same page on this. The real question is: how is it that young people are so stupid as to vote for someone who, if they thought about it for more than 3 seconds, would force them to subsidize other peoples’ health care with extremely overpriced “plans”? Young people shouldn’t need extensive health care plans, and the only plans they could’ve gotten would have to be extremely overpriced in order to subsidize the rest of this gluttonous culture’s health problems. How did people become this stupid? And why are they just know realizing that this is a zero sum game?

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  73. on November 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm archerwfisher

    The only response for stuff like that…

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  74. on November 13, 2013 at 8:04 pm SupamanPasta

    After 4 years and $600 million spent, this epic clusterfuck is what the Obama administration has to show for it’s signature healthcare legislation. Makes you wonder, WTF is going on in that White House? What are these people doing all day?

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  75. on November 13, 2013 at 8:08 pm bigdickeddeadgordon

    ‘Do you got insurance’? Someone should write on these ads ‘Do you got a guide to English grammar, fuckhead?’

    This was probably Obama’s way of keeping it real with the brothas (and sistas) though. Unfortunately, they won’t realise they are being patronised.

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  76. on November 13, 2013 at 8:26 pm Patrice

    “cockas” haha

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  77. on November 13, 2013 at 8:28 pm migsflecha

    sorry I’m late….here’s all I can say…..

    Roddy, don’t hesitate, just pull the trigger!!

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  78. on November 13, 2013 at 8:47 pm Mission man

    Work just got out of control busy. I have a federal case that’s getting hot, just filed a state court appeal, and a multi million dollar divorce case. Throw in a few smaller matters and my time is limited. Making big moves as a young attorney, priorities are: my cases, my physique, friends and family, women last lol.

    Actually being forced to limit active gaming to once or twice a week. I’ve made my cases my new LTRs. Man on a mission.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 11:58 am Jay in DC

      and a multi million dollar divorce case. If you are a divorce lawyer, there is a much higher than average chance you are a total fucking scumbag that needs cement shoes and a trip to the bay. Unless you only let male clients retain you?

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  79. on November 13, 2013 at 8:51 pm Oswald Spengler

    May this entire sick joke of a culture burn to the ground…the sooner, the better.

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  80. on November 13, 2013 at 8:56 pm SFG

    These people are retards.

    It doesn’t matter. The point is that giving morons a blood pressure pill every day is shitloads cheaper than paying for their hemorrhagic stroke.

    I support national healthcare not because the stupid layabouts deserve it, but because it’s cheaper than letting them get sick. That’s why every fucking developed country in the world does it but us.

    Heck, even Derbyshire agrees. 😉

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 9:14 pm Wilson

      Questionable, since hemorrhagic stroke is fatal half of the time. If paying for the other half is still too costly, then the solution is…not to pay.

      Most of the other developed countries in the world still recognize monarchs, and are mostly populated with bums, so their example is hardly one to follow.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 9:51 pm cynthia

      And no other country in the first world has a population as large and heterogeneous as ours. Economies of scale, and all that shit.

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  81. on November 13, 2013 at 9:07 pm The Bechtloff

    I’m still having a hard time believing these are real and not something from the Onion. I mean, holy shit.

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    • on November 13, 2013 at 10:19 pm Joe Sixpack

      When one keeps in mind that Obamacare was designed to fail…

      When one remembers that its intent is NOT to deliver medical care, aster/better/cheaper. Oh no, that’s what the free market does. It Government which does things slower/worse/more expensively.

      When one is able to accept the fact that Obamacare is a Socialist government trojan horse, existing solely to bankrupt the entire privatized health insurance market…

      When one realizes that the purposeful elimination of tens of millions of perfectly good medical healthcare insurance will cause frustrated, unarmed and uninsured citizens to beg Big Government for even more Big Government in the form of single-payer Socialized Medicine…

      And when one can no longer deny the fact that Obamacare itself is designed, much as a scorpion which stings itself when surrounded by a wall of fire, to fail spectacularly and bring the nation down in an inferno of financial ruin, unemployment and calls for higher taxes “to fix the problem”…

      only then will one understand why these absolutely ludicrous, tacky, faux-low-budget ads were signed off on.

      They are part bread-and-circus as late night talk shows get cheap laughs out of them as the machine hums behind the curtain and the insurance companies cough and sputter.

      they are part multi-million dollar payoffs to design firms/ad agencies/Health and Human Service type agencies to push this shit…

      they simply don’t need to succeed, just as the DMV doesn’t need good advertising. Where else are you gonna go for a driver’s license?

      they are designed to fire up the Right, allowing for mocking from the Left by (of course) completely changing the topic of argument (“The Right is so prudish about these ads!” they will chortle in their mindless, self-satisfied way, ignoring the fact that the entire concept and ethics behind Obamacare is one gigantic clusterfuck).

      In short, these ads are part of a multi-front phalanx, designed to accelerate the failure of one of the most innovative and successful healthcare delivery and drug research marketplace in the history of Planet Earth.

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      • on November 13, 2013 at 11:31 pm Canadian Friend

        Designed to fail? you are 100% right.

        Some have been saying Obama is the Manchurian candidate, but I agree more with the very few who say that Obama is the Cloward-Piven candidate.

        What is the Clowen-Piven strategy?

        Here is the shortest definition I could find,

        ” …The strategy of forcing political change through orchestrated crisis…. …the “Cloward-Piven Strategy” seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse. … ”

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:20 am corvinus

        Substitute “fall of capitalism” with “fall of socialist big-government ideology”.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 12:18 am corvinus

        When one realizes that the purposeful elimination of tens of millions of perfectly good medical healthcare insurance will cause frustrated, unarmed and uninsured citizens to beg Big Government for even more Big Government in the form of single-payer Socialized Medicine…

        At the moment, the only people begging for single-payer are diehard Dims.

        Now I normally hate the saying “Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity,” but I think it can be applied here. The Dims are so blinkered by their leftoid idiocy that they actually thought this turd would actually work as advertised.

        After this 0bamacare mess gets sorted out, white Americans in general will be a bloc Republican vote nationwide, not just in the South.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 10:45 am Mr Plankton

        “After this 0bamacare mess gets sorted out, white Americans in general will be a bloc Republican vote nationwide, not just in the South.”

        I wish you were right, but there are too many single white women that are wholly on board the “gimmefreeshit” bus for that to happen. The only way to get ourselves out of the mess that we’re in is to deny the vote to anyone that receives free shit from the government(including Social Security). That will never happen because the only reason they are getting free shit from government is so that they’ll vote just like the Imperial Federal Government tells them. They’re slaves and just don’t realize it. Or maybe they realize it and just don’t give a shit. Who knows?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:06 am Gro Haila

        I mean, one pays into the SS fund before receiving benefits, nyet?

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:32 am Mr Plankton

        I also pay my insurance premiums before I receive benefits. That doesn’t mean I have a right to vote at the stockholders meetings.

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      • on November 14, 2013 at 11:54 am Gro Haila

        Thanx. I stand corrected. (not that I’m into that SS charade anyway).

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  82. on November 13, 2013 at 9:30 pm icareviews

    This post is a masterpiece. One question, however. Are those things exercise balls or the swollen mass of indistinguishable hemorrhoids and labia the morning after these two have been out clubbing and needing feminism?

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  83. on November 13, 2013 at 11:18 pm Joe Sixpack

    -“We’re Looking for a Few Good Men.”

    -“Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You, Ask What You Can Do For Your Country”.

    -“The Few. The Proud. The Marines.

    -“OMG he’s hot! Let’s hope he’s as easy to get as this birth control.”

    -A lone, melancholy bugle, far in the distance begins a slow rendition of “Taps”-

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 9:06 am Jackinista

      May as well get and enjoy the women. Sociopathy (YaReally style) pays more nowadays than white-knighting.

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      • on November 15, 2013 at 12:36 pm Chatro

        Yareally isn’t a sociopath though, especially considering one of his virtues is ‘leave her better than you found her’

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  84. on November 13, 2013 at 11:21 pm SirNemesis

    Obvious satire is obvious.

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  85. on November 14, 2013 at 12:04 am Burton

    Why am I thinking of Charlton Heston and the Statue of Liberty?

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    • on November 15, 2013 at 3:07 pm Anonymous

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  86. on November 14, 2013 at 2:54 am Goodbye, America: Hosurance Edition | Truth and...

    […] Our devolving culture is disaggregating into its origin slime so rapidly it’s hard to distinguish parody from reality anymore. Behold: Do not adjust your vertical or horizontal. What you are seeing is real.  […]

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  87. on November 14, 2013 at 4:30 am “Brosurance?” The Fuck?

    […] Why do ads that, by any reasonable suspicion, seem primarily aimed at the problems of minorities, fe… […]

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  88. on November 14, 2013 at 5:50 am Mircea Popescu

    I liked the part about “common sense” protecting one from STDs. Common sense is this wunderbar item every idiot thinks they have in ample supply (unlike everyone else). That footnote would have read “Trust God to protect you from STDs” in 1950s salvation literature.

    In short : prepare for a whole lot of STDs. Which is to say that if syphilis is rare, then the primary mode of transmission is unprotected sexual intercourse, however if enough plebs milling around actually carry syphilis then the primary mode of transmission may well switch to “touching things in public places”. This plasticity of pathogen transmission is what accounts for the population control properties of most pathogens.

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  89. on November 14, 2013 at 6:04 am Camelot007

    As much as I disagree with these ads and what they entail…. some positive in all this is that the free pill might stop / reduce reproduction of the targeted audience…. Thus, on the long run, might actualy save the taxpayer some money….

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 7:07 am man reader

      No. The targeted audience for the pill are pretty white women aged 19 to 29 who should be having babies 1 through 4 during that time period, all with their husband whom they met at 19-21 and married at 21-23.

      Society is so far gone now, for white girls, that it’s lost. I met a 20 year old last night. She’s not even close, not even cloooooooooose to being close to understanding that it would not be the weirdest thing in the world if she got married prior to the age of 34. She damn well knows that what’s next for her is 14 years of cock carousel riding and me me me me me me me me time.

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  90. on November 14, 2013 at 6:16 am Progress Now

    Under Obamacare, if you like your period, you can keep your period. Period.

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  91. on November 14, 2013 at 6:29 am Wolfie65

    Sometimes I think that absolute monarchy may not be such a bad thing.
    Sure, it’s more of a gamble than democracy – you might end up with a warmongering tyrant, an inbred insaniac, some bastard who taxes the people beyond endurance just to fill his or her own coffers, a sickly 4-year old who is technically monarch, while the evil stepmother and her Cardinal lover pull the strings, BUT if you get a monarch who is fair and just (or at least reasonable), it’s GOT to be better than this.
    The pup’s the best part, probably has some sort of skin condition, my Ex’s mom had a Chow who had an inherited skin disease and kind of looked like a werewolf.
    I know a girl who kinda resembles the one in the pill ad. She got pregnant at 16 by someone MUCH darker than her, while ‘dating’ the apartment complexes’ manager’s son, so she and her mom wouldn’t get kicked out for constantly being late with the rent.
    Fatty the wino signed up for gym membership in January/February as part of her New Year’s resolution to lose weight. She will have run out of steam and be back at Dunkin Donuts/Burger King by May at the latest.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 10:50 am Crazy Heart

      At least America would be taking over these countries and using their resources instead of just bailing them out after a natural disaster or leaving them all the oil after sending our young men to die for their freedom.

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  92. on November 14, 2013 at 6:47 am LC

    My aunt got cirrhosis of the liver from birth control pills, and my sister was hospitalized because of them. I do not take them. I cannot understand the glorification of having sex with multiple men with these ads or anywhere else. It’s unreal. I also cannot understand why women believe it’s the job of other people to pay for their birth control or anything else for that matter. Who are these idiots who actually believe the government loves them and is out to help? Have they not paid attention after the government bailed out the banks & AIG, allowed the banks to steal millions of homes, murders innocent people with drones, starts illegal wars, passes unconstitutional laws one after another, spies on the people without warrants or probable cause, etc? As far as being “educated,” if you can’t (or won’t) see what the government and big banks are doing, your “education” is worthless.

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 10:52 am Crazy Heart

      It’s the whole idea of “no consequences.” The government is a business, and that’s how it sells itself to idiot America.

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  93. on November 14, 2013 at 7:03 am ve

    lol: http://i.imgur.com/F1PXU5M.jpg?1

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  94. on November 14, 2013 at 7:55 am Southern Man

    From Ace of Spades:

    If this actually is appealing to Millennials — and they find this to be non-demeaning — then every insult I’ve shot their way is true.

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  95. on November 14, 2013 at 8:09 am gaoxiaen

    I’m shocked…shocked to see all my comments deleted. The Deming, New Mexico anal rapes… er… searches are definitely relevant here. Especially if you happen to be white, stopped by “Mexican American” police in a predominantly Mexican town with “clenched buttocks” and forced to undergo 14 hours of torture… er… anal rape… er… medical examination, with an illegal warrant, because an uncertified police dog likes the smell of human assholes.

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  96. on November 14, 2013 at 9:00 am Jackinista

    I’m in it for the pussy. When birth control becomes free, it will be a boon for PUA’s.

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  97. on November 14, 2013 at 10:00 am Gro Haila

    Them dicks’ colour should be much more brownier.

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  98. on November 14, 2013 at 10:26 am Crazy Heart

    Leave them better off than you found them. LOL

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  99. on November 14, 2013 at 11:25 am Thomas

    Latest Obamacare czar for web development: Bix Nood. Mup da doo didda!

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  100. on November 14, 2013 at 11:45 am gig

    problem is when you start a war you’re gonna need all the men with no property on your side too, especially if its a real war like WW2

    You know that the only two wars in history that required mass conscription were those two (WW1 & WW2), don’t you?

    the American Civil war also, but it happened only in the uS. Napoleonic France also, but all her foes avoided mass conscription.

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  101. on November 14, 2013 at 12:03 pm Ten$ion

    How would you go about handling a friend whose secretly jealous off my success with women. He’s always trying his luck with women i had or currently involved with. But he didn’t bang any of the sluts in my harlem yet. When i confront him about bad mouthing me, he always says things “those girls are just trying to get between us” or “she misunderstood me”. I never talk about women because i grew up poor and prefer talking about money instead or planning on how to expand my business. But this clown insist on talking about the girls im with. The fact the he coppies every i do is very irritating. If you guys dont give me some good advice soon i swear he’ll stop breathing!

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    • on November 14, 2013 at 1:48 pm Anonymous

      Looks like harlem ain’t big enough for the both of ya!

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  102. on November 14, 2013 at 1:07 pm Gro Haila

    When the government does not increase the price of professional soldiers through welfare and thus it does not leach the productive classes with crazy redistributionist taxes, there will be enough resources to fund a professional army of size commensurate with the country’s needs.

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  103. on November 14, 2013 at 1:37 pm V

    because ‘rugged individualism’ is for suckers.
    thanks obamacare!

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  104. on November 14, 2013 at 5:33 pm Ed the Department Head

    “Girl: He doesn’t have to stick it in my pooper anymore! *thumbs up*”
    See, under Obamacare even Nate gets screwed over.

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  105. on November 14, 2013 at 5:50 pm tspark156

    It has been said that there is nothing more conformist than mass non-conformity. Under Obama the Democrat Party has perceived conformism as realism.

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    • on November 15, 2013 at 7:44 am Gro Haila

      wtf is that supposed to mean, dood?

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  106. on November 14, 2013 at 5:53 pm The Hitter

    That fatty looks like she is developing diabetes, notice the bruised legs. Perhaps she just cannot navigate tight spaces.

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  107. on November 14, 2013 at 7:02 pm Brett Stevens

    Pandering to the individualist.

    How to destroy a civilization, and make yourself into a zombie at the same time.

    Millennials haven’t noticed yet how they’re getting played.

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  108. on November 15, 2013 at 12:12 am Marty Andrade

    Reblogged this on The Andrade Archive and commented:
    It’s not that hard to understand, if you subsidize something like health insurance, it’s going to change behaviour at the margin. “Why not drink more or have more meaningless sex? I have health insurance.”

    The result is costs go up and wait times get worse. It’s not rocket science.

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  109. on November 15, 2013 at 10:40 am futurodellanazione

    “I think the fat one is shitting Shonda Rhimes.”

    This is the first time in my life I can write “LOL” and not be lying! I laughed my ASS off, and so did my wife.

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  110. on November 15, 2013 at 10:47 am futurodellanazione

    Reblogged this on Toiletnation, USA and commented:
    Today’s Daily Chain Pull is a guest column, borowed without permission. LAUGH RIOT.

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  111. on November 15, 2013 at 1:44 pm give hate a chance

    Nate is a jew name and the “hot” male “model” is certainly not white.
    cant wait for the day of the rope.

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  112. on November 15, 2013 at 8:20 pm V

    Hey he artistes! Heartistes! And gbfm!
    Im starting my owm websites!

    doyougotcockas.com lolLozl

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  113. on November 18, 2013 at 12:49 pm Anonymous

    I thought I’d seen the dumbest government ad campaign of all time in Idaho in 2004. It was an anti-smoking campaign called “Project Filter.” It featured a black and white billboard with nothing but the slogan – “Death Kills 10 Out Of 10 Dead Smokers.”

    But this…I think this tops it.

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  114. on November 23, 2013 at 10:01 pm Linkage | Uncouth Reflections

    […] one brings the hate quite like […]

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