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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Looking forward to Bronycon this year.
#getfurried
patheticbetas.com/brony
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OMG. I didn’t think much of your entry until I looked up Bronycon. Just wow.
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Wow just wow indeed.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate. …
… Talk about getting
out of this suddenly vibrant neighborhood.
… Lean Forward.
… Demonstrate the way I cup scrote.
… Tether escaping eyebrows.
… Haiku fail.
… Be tolerantly amused at the ranchero music blasting through my twelve undocumented neighbors’ apartment wall.
… Fondly recall my two mommies.
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Butthextualize filthy shiksa whore fem-lit majors, sporting mountains of student loan debt, and bicker them from published escort rate of $150/hr down to $29.95/hr for the sheer sadistic pleasure of watching them cry.
LOLLZZLOLZZer Mazel Tov Game FTW!
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> “$29.95/hr”
And if I give the filthy shiksa whore an Andrew Jackson and an Alexander Hamilton, and if she doesn’t give me my nickel in change, then I’ll send the she-bitch home with two black eyes.
Let her pimp try to earn any money with a black-eyed shekel-cheating whore-cunt like that.
The Hebrew word for money is the Hebrew word for blood, Mr Rumsfeld!
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For the record, Victor Davis Hanson [who is writing as though he could be a lurker here] sees the big picture, and understands precisely what is at stake:
Pajama Boy Nation
http://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/pajama-boy-nation/?singlepage=true
“There are lots of revolting things in the Pajama Boy ad. After all, how can you top all at once a nerdy-looking child-man dressed in infantile pajamas while cradling a cup of hot chocolate with the smug assurance that he is running your life more than you his?… The great mystery of America today is how many of us have joined Pajama Boy nation – 20%, 40%, 60%? – and how many want nothing to do with such metrosexual visions of a huge state run by a nerdocracy, incompetently doling out other people’s money. How many were on board for Obamacare, more entitlements, and lectures from the apartheid elite on inequality and fairness, versus how many turn the channel at sound of His voice.”
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Entire post about how you shouldn’t be a brony and the main and one reason is “women don’t like it”? Wow just wow, such alpha.
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Feel free to expand and write “Mein Bronykampf”
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Drink hot chocolate.
Savor my own farts, which I have collected in this cup.
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Thanks for sharing..now lets get back on topic k
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-1 for stealing from south park
-1000000000 for not giving titty pics.
Rape!
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Kill myself
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Insert coins in suicide booth
Life feeds on life feeds on life…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Nitschke
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Sam Kinison warned me.
My dick is in her purse.
Kill me.
◘
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Fight for free annual fleshlights and
smile like you keep up with the Jonesers.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Decide that sex is overrated anyway.
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Decide that heterosexual sex is overrated anyway.
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Check iPhone again. Has she sent a text yet? Maybe I should check email. Oh! The ringer is off! What if she called and I missed it!
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No no no. Has he sent a text yet?
Oh, the ringer is off! What if he called and I missed it!
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My grandparents survived Treblinkschwitz and all I got was these lousy pajamas.
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This is very succinct and outstanding.
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Watch A&E
#killintolerantpeople
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Wonder if this smug eyebrow quirk makes you look more like Leonard Nimoy or Zachary Quinto.
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Kick, stump and punch that smirk off my face.
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Whine to parents about how unfair it is to have a Master’s in Comparative Post-Modern Cultural Art and still not have a job.
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Heh.
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Take aperger meds
Finish new post on Rational Response Squad
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+1
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Why the fuck was my insurance cancelled?
#GetTalking
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I don’t understand the disdain men have towards homosexuality. More male homosexuality means less competition for straight men.
If anything, many homosexuals are full of testosterone and we should thank our lucky stars they are screwing each other instead of attractive women.
[CH: if gayness is caused by a germ there would be good reason for the disgust reflex.]
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It’s the same reason we feel disgust over cannibalism or incest: It’s biologically unsafe; it spreads diseases. Notice how we aren’t disgusted by lesbians because that doesn’t spread diseases.
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Tell that to all the lesbians with herpes lips.
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Herpes lips won’t kill you.
Aids will.
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Sure, I overstated the point. Normal sex also spread diseases. But the fact remains that male homosexuality entail the deposit of fluids in someone else, who may deposit fluids in somebody else, etc. This dramatically increases the odds of spreading diseases.
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I can’t understand why this is so hard to understand. Heterosexual sex is a closed loop. Homosexuals are like free radicals in a daisy chain of puss fucking. Tearing open a vain in the anus just smells like a shit swarming vector.
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As a former native of San Francisco, I can vouch for this. I’ve had nights in which I used no game at all because, as the only straight man in the crowd, I didn’t need to. Horny sluts get desperate in situations like that.
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You can’t be a “former native”, dude. Native refers to where you were born. Maybe you meant “former resident.”
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Indeed. Sorry bout that.
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“”More male homosexuality means less competition for straight men.””
That’s a false premise. The Wests current obesession with glorifying this deviant and destructive lifestyle swings to both genders, not just males.
For every emasculated beta/omega you’re losing who gets swept up in the hype and frenzy you’re also losing a chick. Besides that those men were never threats anyway.
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Well losing a chick temporarily I probably should add. Either way it’s still an unhealthy annoyance and you’re still wrong.
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Many homosexuals men are considered attractive, alpha or not, to a large portion of women.
If it weren’t, it would have been selected against years ago. Well now they’re screwing themselves and that gives us straight men an advantage.
Their sexual interests and our interests don’t conflict.
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“that gives us straignt men an advantage”. Oh really? The massive media propaganda for homosexuality is an attack on men and normal behavior. “Queer eye for the straight guy” is an example of how homosexual men are always presented as better than brutish, bumbling, dumb, “sexist” normal men. Pro-homosexuality is used to affirm feminist talking points. And you think this is good for men – how?
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Either that or their just fucking the women in the ass as an available tight hole and not reproducing.
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http://orthosphere.org/2013/12/19/sex-matters/
“The modern instinct is to treat sex as a private matter that is of no real consequence to the body politic, and thus no legitimate concern of the sovereign, or of the public. Against this conservatives argue that sex has all sorts of important consequences for the health and welfare of the body politic, whether demographic, epidemiological, economic, pedagogical, or cultural, so that sexual morality matters to the polis a very great deal, and is therefore a fit concern both of the sovereign and the people.”
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Which is why rape hysteria and child support are never in the news or cause any social angst.
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There are those who are born with defective genes that make them homosexuals. This can actually be seen in that the ring finger often gets a different length, becomes as long as the middle finger, which has to do with testosterone being messed up in the body. In women with these defective genes, you can see that the inner ear is shaped like that of men. It is regrettable as it robs them of their chance to a normal family life, much like being born deaf or unable to walk is regrettable as such conditions impede the victim. But unless you are in-your-face about it, it could be left at that.
However, there are also those who are attracted to the homosexual subculture for other reasons. There are those who simply want easy sex. Often these are at the same time alcoholics and drug users, and general social failures – the ultimate betas – who want a subculture that takes them in no matter what, a subculture where they can have sex without anyone expecting it to lead to marriage and children. Not surprisingly there is also a lot of violence among homosexual partners – what to expect with such individuals joining.
Rather than warning of this kind of behavior, and for associating with such individuals, we today have Hollywood media that push hard for people to join the subculture. This can affect weak-minded individuals who might be biologically “on the fence”, and who could otherwise live a heterosexual life and raise a family. With this constant favorable media attention to homosexuality, these can be pushed over the edge. Homosexuals actively hope for this. “We recruit”, as their “Pride” signs say.
There are also many men who have been the victims of pedophiles, or male rape as adults, who become homosexuals for the same reason some who have been burned by fire become obsessed with fire. (Speaking of pedophiles: while homosexual men are only around 1 percent of the population, they are enormously overrepresented among pedophiles.) By experiencing a situation similar to the trauma in their past over and over again they hope to “control” the experience. And instead of therapists helping them away from this road, therapists are now forced to “accept” it as “healthy” – or face repercussions.
Now let’s look at women. I don’t have the exact number right now, but around 45 percent of women who claim to be homosexual have been the victims of sexual abuse – pedophilia, incest and rape. I have personally known such women. They have been strongly influenced by a fear of men after the rape, even fear of penetration itself, and think it is safer to partner up with a woman. Homosexual women already in the subculture love to exploit that fear. And again, therapists are not allowed to point out to rape victims who go down this road what it is they are doing, and that it doesn’t have to be that way – the therapist would then get in trouble. Because the media are always watching, mental-health professionals can easily become targets if they say the “wrong” thing.
Interestingly, studies also show that three quarters of homosexual women are obese. Obviously these women have found it hard, or impossible, to find a man because of their obesity, and so they turn to the homosexual subculture, where they know anyone will be welcome, just like in religious sects. There, finally, they can get easy sex. (Homosexual men however are not obese in the same numbers.)
Finally, many homosexuals also have other mental problems. They suffer from manodepression, depression, paranoia, etc. It is not uncommon that those with one mental defect also have another, similar to how someone with a fragile body could suffer from both a bad back and bad joints alike. But again … it is now forbidden to help them with this. Instead this particular mental defect must be considered “normal”, even as the other mental defects are treated.
It is not wrong of us to dislike these patterns. Because it is better for these individuals to have a normal family life, it is more fulfilling for them in the long run, and better for society. (We need children brought up in stable marriages, those children are the ones most capable to build and take care of society. I hope everyone has seen the statistics about this by now.) Those who submerge themselves in the homosexual subculture often turn to alcohol and drug use, and try to commit suicide, when they realize how hollow their youth-obsessed, pleasure-chasing lives are – as people grow old they want someone to carry on their genes and name, that is a very strong instinct.
What to fill their lives with then, other than more sex? Notably, even old homosexual men are often obsessed with sex. One researcher has mentioned how he would find sculptures of penises on display in the homes of old homosexual men he visited for his research, as well as other obscene displays. As if sex and perversion was all they had. Just look at “pride” parades – many of the homosexuals love to flaunt their genitals and asses, and dress up in perverse clothing to be as in-your-face about sex, not just sexual orientation, as possible. The media hide this from viewers and readers, and show only a cleaned-up version of the parades.
As for the stories of homosexuals hooking up with strangers as if it was an addiction, it is true. There are many examples of meeting places in Western towns and cities where homosexuals hook up with people they don’t know – classic venues have been parks, movie theaters, bushes in the woods. Or just sitting at a particular spot with the car door open, masturbating, as an invitation to another homosexual to enter and participate. This strongly affects the psyche. (Not to mention passers-by who have to witness this behavior. I recall reading of a park in England where children have had to witness used condoms lying around, stained mattrasses among the trees, and grown men having sex in the bushes.)
Again: not surprisingly, many who weren’t drug users and alcoholics when they joined the homosexual subculture, turn to vice after they have joined. Especially when they are crawling with disease after countless sex experiences with strangers, which no one is mentally built for, even if they are men.
But we are not allowed to point out any of this. Not allowed to warn of what is actually going on in the homosexual subculture. That is because leftist intellectuals, who are drawn to media occupations and social sciences instead of fields where they would actually produce something, want to build up homosexuals as a political auxiliary, much like they have built up feminists. If they can fund and organize homosexuality, they will have professional homosexuals – leaders of organizations and magazines, lobbyists – who will always have an interest in attacking traditional values, as normal societies understandably seek to turn children away from homosexuality. And that is why we have the constant media attention to homosexuality, starting with shows like Will and Grace and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which somehow “forgot” to mention the disease-ridden aspect of the subculture, or the abuse that goes on there, instead presenting homosexuals as funny, charming, and more cultured, sensitive and smart than heterosexual men. “Every woman should have a gay guy as a friend.” “I feel much safer with a gay guy.” “Only another woman can know how to fully pleasure a woman.”
If homosexuals were simply individuals born with a genetic deviation, but who otherwise behaved like normal people, like Justin Raimondo who runs antiwar.com (and who opposes homosexual marriage, by the way), then it would be different. Like Justin Raimondo says, he has never been treated badly by conservatives at meetings and gatherings. (Raimondo is libertarian.) The ones who insult him instead come from the Left, because they don’t approve of homosexuals who don’t follow the leftist agenda. Then the insults start raining, because he has “strayed from the pen” as Raimondo puts it.
But what we see are too many individuals who treat homosexuality as their baby, because it is what they have instead of a family life. And for that baby to be “real”, it has to be rubbed in people’s faces at all times, with a demand that they accept homosexual “pride” and ignore everything negative that is going on in that crowd.
As usual, information is the cure to leftist ignorance. When you are informed, media-promoted slurs like “homophobic” lose their effect, and remain only as a sign of the agenda behind the pro-homosexual push.
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Good comment.
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It’s because it’s a perversion of the dominant alpha male paradigm. Like other things that seem to subvert the norm we feel obliged to mock it. We’re tribal animals where social ostracisation often meant death.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Ingratiate yourself with the cawing feminists who just might find your lack of manhood endearing.
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Talk about how you’re glad there’s no picture of crumbled buildings in Detroit from your crazy Uncle this year since he disappeared.
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^under the twee
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My wife and that guy are having a lot of fun, aren’t they?
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We have a winner!
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I can’t believe that douchebag at the “Keep Jesus Out Of Xmas” rally last night thought I was a man.
I AM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
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lolz
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It’s hard to beat CH:
Dream of a brimful of asslove off the 95
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Gotta admit, that one was clever. I busted up over it.
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Both Amy and RD are bright. I’m convinced they are my ex gf.
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Drink hot chocolate.
See what Amy is up to tonight
#forgotthatsheonlylikesfeloncock
deereynolds.com/slut
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Discuss the “Tyranny of the Patriarchy” with my BFF.
Fart the load out of my butt.
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Wear pajamas. Check.
Drink hot chocolate. Check.
Talk about Healthcare.gov. Check.
Whoa. What’s with all the hostility? I don’t know how to respond. Better check in with Whitehouse.gov for further instruction.
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My boyfriend and that girl are having a lot of fun, aren’t they.
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Thank Obama for making sex changes so much more affordable.
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Because America is too powerful.
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Wear pajamas. Wait. OMG. These PJs totally make me look like a lumberjack.
Grrr. I am a lumberjack.
I wonder if I can grow a beard?
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about how you’re happier now that you don’t have a sexual identity.
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Speak with rising inflection at the end of every, like… sentence?
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Nice!
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Excellent
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Really?
I mean, really?
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Drink hot chocolate.
Realize I am jewish and shouldn’t
be celebrating Christmas at all.
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Debate whether my date tonight will be
the Fleshlight, or the Real Doll.
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Fantasize about the night when my girlfriend
pegged me in the ass with her strapon.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Cry.
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No that’s us.
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Just the cry part tho.
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“Wow she’s really enjoying that BBC. That’s ok, because slavery.”
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Drink hot chocolate.
Thinking how great it is that we’re friends after the breakup, so there are no awkward situations between me and Jerome.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Work up the courage to tell Dad I’m gay
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Wear my metro-tard.
Drink warm buttered Kool-Aid.
Dream about getting high and hard asslovery from Uncle O, once I unfasten the flap buttons.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Wait a moment?
That’s not Chocolate!
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this one made me laugh
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Maybe because Obamacare reminds us all of a warm, brown liquid?
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Check out that bulge in his pants.
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#GetTalking
You weirdos try way too hard.
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Wonder who will turkey slap me next.
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Watch a TED lesson on your smartphone, so you can judge your friends for owning a TV.
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Wear my onesy
Drink Ovaltine
Archly smirk at my parents, tied up across the room…
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^^this.
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agreed lol
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See if I can find these pajamas in other colors.
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Wonder where the 3rd degree burns on your hand came from.
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Obamacare pays permanent hair removal for transgenders!
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Hell if it wasnt sad truth this would make a decent joke!
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Regurgitate the verbal diarrhea of communist professors.
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Watch Oprah.
Dream of Hillary.
Bitch about how this damn Obamaphone doenst get any reception.
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He’s so weak he needs two hands to hold a cup of hot cocoa.
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I’d like to see him do a roofing job in Texas on a 110 degree day hammering away on shingles. Lulz
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Yeah, like how the hell are we supposed to top the Buttplug one?
Come on, seriously, that one should have had a “do sip your coffee” warning.
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(“do sip your coffee” because I’m just a cruel guy, LOL)
Besides, you needed a new keyboard anyway. Admit it.
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Front row seat to the cuck-show.
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Wear jammyjams.
Drink hot chocolate.
Watch bucks from Adult Friend Finder ejaculate in your BFF.
or
Discuss the social benefits of buying fair trade.
or
Exercise your birthright. Go back to Israel.
or
Consider how an open borders policy would help YOUR neighborhood.
or
Challenge cisgender, white, male, heterosexual, Christian, non-disabled privilege.
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Does this onezie make my white privilege look big?
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Literally LOL’d.
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I wanted to mention something about white privilege, but YKWs and queers don’t get taken to task for it.
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I googled YKW and the first result was a North Carolina swingers club. Now either you just gave the best cryptic reference ever or this is the best coincidence ever. Either way, well played sir, well played.
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Pure coincidence.
On a side note:
North Carolina swingers?
I hate North Carolina swingers.
“Say thar, Jeb… you are sooo money!”
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I’m giving an assist here to the People’s Cube…and saying a sentence I though I would never utter.
I like the Rachel Maddow touch.
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I always thought she had man hands…
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They put ass-flaps on onesies for a reason.
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Two reasons, actually.
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LL Bean one-piece plaid flannel pjs –
$250
artisan cocoa made with grass-fed, non-GMO non-pasteurised llama milk –
$20
calling attention to myself and my cause and trolling the hell out of rethuglikans in the process –
priceless
Some things money can’t buy…
[CH: troll-hard.]
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I keep telling my friends on the Left that I hear onesies make great Christmas presents and they keep shooting me looks like, “I’m not with those people.” There doesn’t seem to be any liberal demographic that’s not embarrassed by this.
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Ha – great idea. This masculine lefttoid I know is getting a onesie with a note: “Let me know when you want to talk Obamacare.”
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Wear matching pajamas.
Drink hot chocoloate (WTF?)
Have sudden realization that you just sharted in your pajamas. Priceless.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Embrace diversity while ostracizing those with different political views.
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Good one.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Open the dildo present you bought yourself.
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fuckin lol
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Wear onesy just like those of Real Man Lumberjacks.
Drink Swiss Miss.
Watch “Duck Dynasty”.
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Wear Pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate (WTF?)
Realize you just sharted in you new pajamas.
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Drink hot chocolate
Masturbate to cuckold porn
#getfapping
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To porn?
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Wear pajamas,
Drink hot chocolate…
What’s that? Arianna’s on NPR tonight?!!!
Ooooo, I am so there!
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Try to reconcile one’s cisgendered white male privilege.
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Drink hot chocolate.
The army issues color-coordinated woolen onesies.
And has a lot of chocolate’ men.
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Wear Pyjamas
Drink Hot Chocolate
Cuckold the betas, Cuckold the Alphas
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about how if Obama had a Jewish son, he’d look like you.
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Finally getting her to do me with a strap-on
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What did the 12-year-old girl say to her swimming instructor?
Are you SURE I’ll drown if you take your finger out?
Peter
[CH: what’s with the pedo trolling? trying to besmirch the good name of CH?]
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http://m.washingtonexaminer.com/meet-ethan-krupp-pajamacare-boy-and-organizing-for-action-employee/article/2540989
Writeup in the Examiner on pajamaboy. Effin aye.
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I won’t look at these twits on the street the same way again.
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Wear pyjamas.
Drink kosher hot chocolate.
Think of my public shame;
Named after German arms manufacturers.
Oy gevalt, Nazis!
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Drink hot chocolate.
Feign moral high ground over parents who’ve disowned me.
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Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Become the last straw that starts serious talking about World War III to kill all the joofaggotfeminists.
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Brows gone wild but Jew-fro tame,
My girlfriend’s out quite late.
Catch Jon Stewart, drink my shame,
Hot chocolate love, then masturbate.
Onesie, twosie
Flannel and smirk
Somewhere Jenny’s
Working that twerk.
Fine with me:
I’m supernice.
Alone with dreams
And pumpkin spice.
From our hearth to yours, Jenny texts her regards: Joyous Hannukah, Eid, Solstice, and Kwanzaa.
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“Brows gone wild but Jew-fro tame,
My girlfriend’s out quite late.
Catch Jon Stewart, drink my shame,
Hot chocolate love, then masturbate.”
lol
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I thought the one about his chin was the best…
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…
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Gay.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Watch my wife celebrate diversity with two large black men.
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Drink hot chocolate.
What NPR podcast should I listen to next?
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I think Macklemore is the greatest rapper.
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I want to be some girl’s beard.
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Laughed at many of these.
I just had a forced auto-play ad titled “Labels Against Women” played before I was allowed to watch a standard YouTube video. Googled it. Yeah, it’s a thing with hashtags, Sheryl Sandberg’s “blessing”, and white men once again playing the role of bad guy.
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I saw one the other day that was sobbing about women who call themselves fat. And it’s not like I was asking for it – I was trying to watch a clip from Grand Theft Auto for fuck’s sake.
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I hear ya. Was going for a Nirvana song for chrissakes.
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Firefox with adblock plus means no ads ever with YouTube. Boom.
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thanks
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That goes without saying. The reason to go to YouTube is for nirvana shows.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Watch Girls.
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I’ve gotta be honest, that show trolls the hell out of its audience. How else do you explain a scene where the fat protagonist is standing in the kitchen, in her panties, gobbling Cool Whip out of the container – lecturing her hot friend about why she’s also hot enough for a looks-based job like restaurant host. Its annoying, but it is brutally honest about how crazy, fickle and destructive girls can be.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Imagine life as a heterosexual male.
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate at Starbucks in your pajamas
Go shopping at the mall in your pajamas
Live life as an American female
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Wear pajamas…
Drink hot chocolate…
…
Profit!
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Wear a hairy pajamasuit on your face
Drink your man’s hot chocolate off your chest
Talk about getting HIV insurance
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Wear a pajamaload
Touch hot prostate
Talk about getting felch assurance
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Drink hot chocolate.
Smile while SWPLGF tells you that she is pregnant with some black dude
or maybe
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Enjoy the swansong of the west
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Wear a condom just in case a girl talks to me off guard.
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Patriarchy Crushing 101.
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Wham it to the Wham! Christmas song music video.
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File under Dark Triad Game:
A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000‘ the jeweller said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweller angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
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Wimpy (as in hamburger) game.
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“I’ll gladly pay you Bernanke-bux Tuesday for butthex today.”
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Drink Hot Chocolate
– Reflect how my male penis privilege makes it easier to piss out of this onesie and how I can address such injustice.
-Watch my girlfriend cut her beautiful long hair into a blue Skrillex standard issue feminazi cut.
– Dream of the day I can raise enough money through Kickstarter to have my penis carved into a phony twat.
– Bask in the glory of being the gay lovechild of Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter.
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Wear womyns pajamas.
Sip thirty dollar organic seaweed coffee.
Refute concepts at Chateau Heartiste with smug eyeroll.
#omgwtfisaGBFM?!
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Drink hot chocolate.
Find out if Obamacare covers a blown rear seal.
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Guys, there’s another ad with the same queer actor.
http://correntewire.com/files/styles/original/public/pajama-boy%202%20.jpg?itok=0QVb2M8P
Is there a more punch-able face currently on the Net?
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Holiday sweater.
Holiday socks.
Kick back and watch my wife get trained.
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Upon hearing that he lives with his parents, I have to revise this one.
Holiday sweater.
Holiday socks.
Kicked back with Dad watchin’ Mom get trained.
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And a Happy New Year… with health insurance.
…because random dudes keep punching me in the face as I walk down the street.
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I notice there’s no “Merry Christmas” before the “and a Happy New Year”.
Gee who would have thought it.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Bend over.
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Heh. Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Heh. I’ll add: #YouAskedForIt
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Wear pajamas…
Drink hot chocolate…
mmm. Splooge in chocolate.
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Wear womyns pajamas.
Drink thirty dollar seaweed and soy winter solstice blend.
Refute manosphere arguments with smug eyerolling.
#ksrslywtfisGBFM?!
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Drink hot chocolate.
Pay for my AZT.
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Gobble nuts in a onesie.
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Tell scary ghost stories about the latest liberal arts campus KKK hoax.
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Because, who wants to go outside? It’s safe, here, in the suburbs, where the schools aren’t integrated.
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Buy tampons
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Try to get it up for land-whale wifey.
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OT, check out this piece of work:
http://www.dailylife.com.au/health-and-fitness/dl-wellbeing/things-no-one-will-tell-fat-girls-so-i-will-20131213-2zc0s.html
Almost so pathetic and delusional that it loses its humor value.
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Why yes, I am Michael Medved’s son.
or
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Who?Jame Gumb taught me to tuck my penis between my legs like this.
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I was just rewatching the infamous Buffalo Bill scene from silence of the lambs just to measure if it’s creepier than this ad. It wasn’t.
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I’d insure me
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BronyCon has something in store for everyone
Contemplate advanced matubatory techniques
Relish my doofus hipsterdom
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Personally, I propose “Don’t get your onsie in a bunch” as the new response to Liberal “point and sputter” reactions.
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Thread winner!
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You kike bitch.
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Show my coolness by calling my dudebros “ese”
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Comment under the name of Matthew King.
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Privilege…checked!
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I tend to like King’s comments but that was funny.
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Sip coffee.
Anal retentive.
#testedpositive
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For HIV, or pregnancy?
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Tested positive for cisneutered privilege.
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Drink coffee.
Cisneutered.
#emptyhairless
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Drink hot chocolate,
Skip Mass to watch ‘Big Bang Theory’ reruns.
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Mass?!?
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Mass-ive sphincter damage.
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LOL
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Well, he could be a crypto-converso.
And under the Vatican II abomination, that would mean that he is likely well on his way to becoming a Cardinal.
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Nowadays, when it comes to becoming cardinal, no catlicks need apply.
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That dude is a full blown atheistplus.
No scratch that…he’s agnostic, not for philosophical reasons, but psychologically incapable of making a decision.
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Quite likely, but that is not at all incompatible with the grim scenario I outlined above. In fact, it would be seen by the PTB as a feature, not a bug.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about getting health insurance because my boyfriend just gave me AIDs.
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Nice flannel onesy.
Ambiguous drink.
Happy to be named “Pat”.
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Time Magazine has a Person of the Year
Obviously, The Manosphere must have a Man of the Year
It is very clear to me that man is Ethan Krupp
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”…and what channel is Duck Dynasty on?”
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Plaid onesy.
Fair-trade chocolate beverage.
Wondering what the phrase “Low-hanging fruit” really means…
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What must he have just told his dad to have that super-smug, superior look on his face?
“Dad, race is just a CONSTRUCT, mmkay? We LEARN to believe in it. There are NO measurable differences between the races in terms of intelligence. It’s a myth.”
Or…
“Dad, that ‘slippery slope’ argument is ridiculous. Do you really believe POLYGAMY will ever be legal just because two men who love each other get married?”
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Gay marriage will lead to something worse (at least insofar as offence to sensibilities goes): campy RuPaul meets the Village People Theriosexual Pride parades, with the mcees using chinchillas as pom-poms whilst simulating fellatio by a sedated ferret. Fortunately these will aesthetically balanced somewhat by the necrophilic parades, with customised classic Cadillac hearses, the men dressed like Bela Lugosi and the women looking all gothic like Morticia Aadams.
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Try polygamy. http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/14/justice/utah-polygamy-law/
And shut up, fag.
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Ḥayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaa ʿalaaaaa khayr al ʿaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaal
Allāāāāhuuuuuuuuu akbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Lāāāāāāā- ilāhaaaaaaa-illāāāāāāā-aaal-lāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāāh
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Clever.
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I laughed.
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Wear pajamas, drink hot chocolate, day dream about Ezra…
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Drink hot chocolate.
Sext Krugman.
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You cheating bitch!
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Oooh, I think the gerbil is doing back flips right now!
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about whether Matt King faps to GeishaKate, Leviticus, or FeministX.
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Why Geisha? i wonder if that woman likes Anime or Manga.
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Si participaría, pero los ganadores tendrían un premio o que? algo por el estilo, lo dudo… asi que me abstengo en ese caso.
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Chupa mi penga, vaca.
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Bese mi culo,pera
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Lzlllzzzzzlozlzlzozlzz
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espectáculo de burro
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Jajaja ,vaya interesantes reacciones a mi comentario Español, de cualquier forma no es información tan importante asi que no vi la necesidad de escribir en Ingles para que el 90% de ustedes me entiendan, además de que al escribir en Español me siento muyyy libre, mi Ingles es bueno y aun asi le hacen falta cosas y a veces me canso del Ingles, sin mencionar que como orgullosa de mis descendencia Española, me gusta como se escucha el Español.
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Is the campaign to impress us with spanish going according to plan, babygirl?
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はい, かんぺき ( やっぱり ). 😉
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No, it is in fact you who is the biggest cunt.
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Like a child who’s too old to be wearing a cape running around with beard stubble on his chin fighting monsters.
It’s embarrassing. Drop the foreign language nonsense.
You aren’t the only one here who is multilingual.
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Is that what that jappo scribal says, Hugh?
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chinga tu madre, puta
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Matty Yce and Sullydish on NPR.
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Drink his “hot chocolate”
Dreams of my daddy/dear leader
______________________
#WetDreaming
barackobama.com/fisting
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Pine endlessly for the hot girl across the hall while my roommate Sheldon continues to be an assbag.
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Listen to Julia moan again for that guy she brought home.
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Cover the maternity care of all those women that won’t fuck me.
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Drink hot chocolate.
I might as well pay for mammograms, seeing as I’m Obama’s bitch.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Unprotected sodomy taught me to enjoy toxic risk pools.
(#GetCovered)
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Because being a liberal shill is a pre-existing condition.
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… Brimful of asslove off the 95
It’s Brie time, Baby
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Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Hope that my testicles descend.
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Butthexed and bleeding
Where is my donut cushion
#AnalFissure
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about my man boobs.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about paying for my gynecomastia surgery with Obamacare.
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Wonder where PetiteOlive and her $3,000 handbag are….
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Woman “strikes back” at toned post-childbirth mom:
http://fox4kc.com/2013/12/17/mom-hopes-her-photos-will-help-women-love-their-bodies/
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broad has a point but its the wrong one. the focus for women needs to be oh, i dunno, not being a harpie or a shrike so when you look like that after having his kids, you aren’t giving him 101 reasons to find a younger model.
men are ultimately fair about looks if you have been a good mate (it’s the 2.5% of Alphas that cheat, I’m convinced). its your constant whining and entitlement that is fed and egged on by your “liberated” (read: no man of value, cats) BFF’s.
it’s soooooo easy.
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I know, I think men are very fair in real life. She just makes the debate too black and white and it’ll end up discouraging women from trying to get fit. Few men are going to expect their wife to become a fitness model post-childbirth or even look like the “what’s your excuse” mother… but that doesn’t mean they can’t make significant improvements by watching their diet and lifting some weights a few hours a week. She makes a big deal out of the fact that mothers with young kids don’t have time to train at the fitness model level and I’m sure they don’t (although she did do it)– but women don’t NEED to exercise like that to look good and have a decently low body fat percentage. That’s the message she should be sending.
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Especially considering that diet alone accounts for more fat more than lack of exercise does. Any decent fitness regimen starts out with the assumption that 70% of the battle is diet and 30% is exercise (or numbers close to that). Just watching what you eat and taking a walk every now and then will leave you far trimmer and nearer your pre-birthing weight than the couch whales and cubicle hippos who are constantly snarfing down candy, doughnuts, chips, fried foods and pop. Having babies has *nothing* to do with controlling how you choose to eat after the baby arrives, which is something Entitlement Mommies Whose Husbands Must Love Their Severely Overweight Bodies just don’t understand, or rather, choose not to.
Agree with Tilikum that men are forgiving to a degree if women were to just try to remain sweet and nice. Going full frontal bitchy snarling “I don’t have time for you!” is not a good way to keep a husband, even if you look like the 19 year old Dawn Wells.
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i agree….that you like blacksnake…..HAHA!
jk
diet is 90% of it. if you are a chumbawumba, likely you have no discipline and don’t respect yourself. non-desperate guys, the ones that you find cute and have options, will NEVER take you serious as a mate.
when you have good DNA, you aint mixing it with a mess UNLESS you have some fucked up internal damage or prefer a long hard juicy “King A” . same as a girl with a dirty house. Messy house, messy pussy.
very, very, very simple. EVERY woman has to compete just like the Betas (and lower) do.
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we interrupt your regularly scheduled pajama boy for an even gayer announcement
http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/obamacare-jumps-the-shark-with-gay-christmas/
#out2enroll
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‘The Out2Enroll video, “Get Enrolled,” tagged as a “Full Frontal Freedom Production,” features semi-nude, muscled young men adorned in Santa Claus hats and reindeer antlers sucking peppermint sticks while prancing about and embracing one another as they decorate a Christmas tree and set out holiday stockings.’
LOL, liberals are better at mocking gay people than you guys are.
‘Featured in the video is an unnamed young woman who sings about the virtues of the Affordable Care Act to the tune of “Let it Snow.”
The publisher of the lyrics, ThePunditPress.com, said the song promotes Obamacare enrollment with lines such as: “Pre-existing conditions won’t stop ‘em. New plans are better; cant’ top ‘em. Whether Bronze, Silver or Gold. Get Enrolled. Get Enrolled. Get Enrolled.”’
Translation: please forget that our Dear Leader lied to you about keeping your existing plan
‘An ad on the Out2Enroll website says: “Cindy Lou Can Love Who She Wants and She Can Access Preventive Care.”’
Cindy Lou isn’t half bad, let’s see some Grinch pron.
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Snow is covered by Obamacare?
Hi 5 from all rock stars!
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Work as a writer for GQ
Paid by GLAAD to bring down that annoying Duck show
I’m so proud I’m a young empowered gay man!
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This is what a feminist looks like.
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Win.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Educate the masses about heterosexual, white, fit, Christian, cisgender male privilege.
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Waiting for Ezra…
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No homo. –Okay, TOTALLY homo!!!
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Get coz–OY! This flannel gusset chafes the BEJESUS out of my clithood piercing!
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Drink hot chocolate.
New Year’s Resolution: Teach a shiksa to do poppers. They’re so fun to fuck up.
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Drink hot chocolate.
No, I am not sitting on your brow pencil, Erica. Well, not sitting ON it, exactly. . .
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Drink hot chocolate.
Log on to grindr. –And thanks to ACA, barebacking has never been safer or more affordable. Now I can live my life to the fullest and still get all the healthcare I’m going to need after Andrew Sullivan’s New Year’s Eve “Eyes Wide Shut” party.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Enjoy my wife getting filmed doing
cuckold porn with D’Jamaricus
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Lament not landing the part due to being the “gayer”, weaker version of the guy on Big Bang Theory.
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Come out of closet.
#Gettalking
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Get friend-zoned by a prostitute.
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that happened to me ill fucking kill you
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gregi where u been?
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fucking one ho for a bit till i had to tell her to leave tired of the pussy (:
missing paying for birthday and Christmas presents though so bonus he he he
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hmm first response didn’t go through
but yea saving a ho what else i do he he he
cant save American hos though not worth the effort but can be fun but they fucking evil
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really though American woman are evil like possessed by the devil type shit evil
off the wall
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What city are you in greg?
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yeah but it’s fun to learn how to exquisitely separate the signal from the noise aint it?
the better you get at it the more depressing it can be…fuck it. lolol
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Obamacare is one of the most significant laws in human history because, aside from being an opportunity to foist government propoganda (such as “obama ideal man” PJ boy), it abolishes the full-time job. Full time job growth has been effectively abolished due to the 30 hour minimum. This was no accident. The intent, a sacred goal for marxists for decades, was to abolish the bourgeoisie economy of the US. Obamacare did just that with its regulatory and cost burdens. Not satisfied with their Cloward Piven objective, they seek to destroy our culture as well. Expect to see a constant stream of gov’t propoganda foisting non-traditional lifestyles on the population under the guise of promoting Obamacare.
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Why is everybody making fun of that ugly chick in the red pajamas? Is she on MSNBC or something?
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You be nice to Rachel Maddow!
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… Fondly recall my two mommies.
””””””””
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Wish for a onesy in a pastel.
Frown because a Moscow Mule is supposed to be in a copper cup.
Wonder what all the other Bronies are up to…
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Drink hot chocolate
Feel guilty for being white
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but is it ok if you got a pic of your bitch handing you a big glass of hot chocolate naked and you are not wearing pajamas although there is whip cream and caramel on the hot chocolate?
I do like hot chocolate i run around house naked though
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate.
Strip off pajamas.
Submit to hot load from chocolate-skinned lover.
Rinse / repeat
Thank Obama ***dreamy sigh***
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Log onto heartiste…wordpress…com
Defend Illuminatti
Receive cheque from SPLC
Smile smugly
#Nitelily
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Remain celibate
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Talk about my latest public masturbation video.
While I hope that this thing kills itself from shame – things like this have no shame.
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Smirk over recent promotion to Senior Staff Writer for Salon, a leading news, culture, and entertainment webzine.
And how that just proves that everyone elth is really rathitht.
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These pajamas have a flap in the back.
I don’t even have to take them off to have sex.
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Pontificate about why my fat fuck ex-girlfriend just wants to be friends before i crasturbate (cry and masturbate at the same time)
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Drink hot chocolate.
Think about why I need feminism.
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Wash the taste of ass, dick, and cum out of my mouth.
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saw this one…
my parents told me to move out and get a job. I said AWARENESS is a job!
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Drink hot chocolate.
Rubbing on my oversized clit as I masturbate.
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My name is Krupp… and I’ve got a big gun for your ass.
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Hipster-looking whitey taps into pent-up beta rage, slaps a fucking gun out of his face and administers beatdown to vibrant armed robber on Seattle bus. Two other whiteys join in, while all women and minorities run away to go file hate crime reports.
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Did you hear that useless bitch?
“I’ve gotta get my stuff! I’ve gotta get my stuff!”
Dude just tackled a guy who came at him with a gun and you’re bitching about grabbing “your stuff?” Unreal.
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That wasn’t no beatdown? Im disapointed; with 3 guys someone should have applied some 12 D to that nogs face.
Don’t waste your fingers, give the boot to the boot lip.
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No kidding. Grab the head and slam into the floor until he stops moving.
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r’s be r-ing.
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That….iS BOSS.
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Anyone notice the “disabled” lady grab her crutches and GTFO of Dodge? )))
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Drink hot chocolate.
Always wipe front to back.
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Top 3 material.
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Drink hot Chocalate
Hold aforementioned hot chocolate
Like I’m cupping my lover’s nut sack
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Wear pajamas,
Drink hot chocolate
And poop your onesie
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Drink hot chocolate
Talk about healthcare
I’m Jewish, gay, and soooo into Obama right now….
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Apologize after being attacked in vibrant neighborhood.
#whiteprivilegeattonement #ideserveit
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Sometimes I just hold my mug with two hands and I try to imagine Obama’s balls would be that big and warm in my hands…and I would cup them, maybe I would tea bag him….. oh now! tingles down my legs ! hihihihi!
…
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Yours does not have an ass flap?…apple must have a an app for that
…
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Tell me grandpa, what was it like to be a real man before the left turned us all into footie pajama wearing effeminate men.
…
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Drink hot chocolate
I’ve heard some of those alpha PUA males have balls the size of my mug! ((squeezing his mug))) ohhh I want a man like that for Christmas!!
…
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Do you think next year strap-ons will be covered by Obama care?
…
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On my 27th birthday I got my first pubic hair!
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I sold my manhood on Ebay , with the money i got me this pajama and new mugs
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Trolling, polka style:
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Become the living embodiment of the death of Western civilization
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Talk about Obamacare.
As if being a hipster douchebag and admitting you still support this shit sandwich wasn’t humiliating enough.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because you’ll never have a girlfriend, you might as well ruin Christmas.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because you loved the verbal abuse at Thanksgiving.
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because jerking off under the tree last year wasn’t creepy enough.
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because your Dad refused to get you My Little Pony in 2003.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because there’s still a chance someone will beat you up before you become a child molester.
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My dad refused to get me a “GI Joe” in 1965.
“Dolls are for girls” he said.
Oh, how I raged.
But not anymore : https://www.realdoll.com
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I bet you could tell some stories about your old man that would make the social service child care department have a break down. My own dad was a rough sonofabitch and I’m a generation after you.
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I’m going to outright steal from other posters, because, it is how I roll nigga. Some had the broadstrokes but couldn’t move the ball downfield into the endzone. This is where I excel.
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Drink hot chocolate.
Mazel Tov, and L’chaim! Oy vey?! Some Goyim still know about us??
Redouble effort to make Euromen cocklovers and Eurowomen sterile!
Obama, as most know, is an empty suit. His Jew handlers have been dreaming of this reality for over 100 years. A highly controllable negroid bisexual who embraces Marxist and Communist doctrine. This alone is a powerful weapon. Now… let’s get him into the highest office in the land.
We now have an enemy of the state at head of state. Through executive fiat, he can destroy and corrupt everything we stand against.
You all get it….
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Pretty good, but needs more kosher kvetching. The shoa must go on.
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Talk about obamcare and holocaust, holocaust, holocaust. Oy vey, the sufferink! Hitler is satan incarnate!
#cuzYTisnaziswhowanttokillsixmillioinjoooooooooooooooooos!!!!!
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As if it won’t remind them of that Christmas you jerked off the dog.
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^Scratch Christmas, substitute Hannukah
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Youre on fire..like Mozart composing a symphony…How bout:
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Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Cause nothing says MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE NATION
like a onesie-wearing, Obama posterboy Jew fag expecting you to spend/waste
your precious holiday talking about it.
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Wear pajamas,
Drink hot chocolate,
Have no idea what the fuck I stand for
______
#GetBalls
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Wear pajamas,
Drink hot chocolate,
Make yourself look like a geeky faggot
And pose for the cameras!
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Take a shit in my pj’s while admiring myself in the mirror
Mmmmm Barry will take care of it
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Heap shame upon your ancestors.
Cheerlead the coming Cultural, Economic, and Genetic collapse.
#get_singing
obama.com/sign_up/happy_slaves.htm
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I don’t think that he is shaming HIS ancestors. I’m sure that they would have been fully supportive of any form of Cultural Marxist culture wrecking.
After all, it’s all part of “Healing the World”.
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Wear Pajamas
Drink hot chocolate.
Dismay ancestors.
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^ +1
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Wear Pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Endocrine disruptors list.
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Today, mom’s basement. Tomorrow, every hospital and physician’s office in North America
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Go out for my free prostate exam and hernia check!
Something bless America!
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Wear Pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Doing dumb ads so I can pay for the 70% increase in premium
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Try not to Scalz yourself on that big steaming cup of OFAltine
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Cause im good enough, im smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.
credit to Senator Stuart Smiley
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How can I see the archive of Heartiste? Shouldn’t it be right there on the mail page?
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Wear pajamas and drink hot chocolate if you’re feeling a little cuckold.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Ask interviewpartner if he wants a pajama too
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Discuss how great it is to be the most interesting man in the world
…..With satan in hell
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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/is-bilbo-baggins-a-girl-9016619.html
This made me vomit in my mouth.
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Isn’t “Hot Chocolate” Reggie Love’s Secret Service call sign?
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Come out of the closet
Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Design costume for big cosplay event
Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Wait for Godot..
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It’s faggots like this that tend to be the main targets of the Knockout Game. You guys should be happy that blacks are performing such a service.
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I think this is the first thing you’ve ever said I can 100% agree with. Brothas definitely be doing a service by dropping beta herbs like this to the pavement.
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If that’s the case, then I really don’t have any problem with it any more.
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Bullshit. They attack Whites, period. And also Jews nowadays, which is why the media started writing about it just a little, after banning information about this crime for many years.
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His name is Krupp, KRUPP. Think about that and tell me there isn’t a God who places trials upon this earth to test us.
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Oh,you mean the Nazi thing?
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how about:
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
pose for photograph looking in a scripted direction with a feigned scripted look of mild interest, peace of mind and lack of anxiety designed to sell you a ideological lie which will become the basis of, and a detriment to, your life.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
take it up the ass and gargle cum because its the new thing, man, dont be a square.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
and reminisce about cupping uncle rob’s balls.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
talk about a depressing, fruitless existance!”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
i wish these pajamas had a shit flap on the back like when i was a wee laddy because my butthole is about to transform into a hot chocolate shotgun.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
talk about the social mores plaguing society that are caused by the straight white man and what i can do to help oppressed minorities.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
i just took the rollers out of my hair.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
talk alyssa into fucking me in the ass with a strap on.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
because coffee has caffeine in it which is bad for you and plus it comes from developing countries where the farmers get a fraction of what we pay for it. i think im ready for another bong rip.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
talk about how im considering getting a sex change operation so that i can be a lesbian because im guilty for being a straight white man plus it would totally be easier to score pussy.”
“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
i think im going to caress myself while i masturbate with tears and blow my load all over my own face.”
i could go on, and im sure some are better than others.
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“wear pajamas.
drink hot chocolate.
i wish these pajamas had a shit flap on the back like when i was a wee laddy because my butthole is about to transform into a hot chocolate shotgun.”
This one is really good on pure comedy factor.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Catalogue Microaggressions.
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Contemplate my awesomeness.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Allow girlfriend to peg me.
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Agreeableness doesn’t win women’s favour.
http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com.au/2013/12/beta-is-self-destruction.html
“Enter the intrepid husband. Based on the assumption that men would rather be happy than be right, he was told to agree with his wife in all cases. However, based on the assumption that women would rather be right than be happy, the doctors decided not to tell the wife why her husband was suddenly so agreeable.
Both spouses were asked to rate their quality of life on a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being the happiest) at the start of the experiment and again on Day 6. It’s not clear how long the experiment was intended to last, but it came to an abrupt halt on Day 12.
“By then the male participant found the female participant to be increasingly critical of everything he did,” the researchers reported. The husband couldn’t take it anymore, so he made his wife a cup of tea and told her what had been going on.
That led the researchers to terminate the study.”
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Everywhere this article has been reported on they leave out the obvious, critical detail: WOMEN don’t react well to always being agreed with by men. If the experiment had been done with the opposite approach (wife agrees with hubby) it could go on for years because both of them would come to find it satisfying and pleasant.
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That experiment was this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/brittany-gibbons/i-had-sex-every-day-for-a-year_b_3790748.html
Both parties reported increased happiness.
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My girlfriend sure seems friendly with that photographer.
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Wrong. It is an ineluctable fact that the stock photo industry is dominated by gay men.
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Is there a more punch-able face currently on the Net?
Arguably, yes.
Featuring Scalzi as Pajamaboy.
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i feel like if i punched him that my hand would get sticky.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Masturbate on subways.
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Isn’t that a regular commenter here?
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“Wear pajamas.
Drink Hot Chocolate.
Is that a nice fat cock I see over there?”
“Wear pajamas.
Drink Hot Chocolate.
Actually, it’s not really hot chocolate.
It’s hot and white and thanks all you guys for helping out but the cup’s running empty and it’s time for MORE!!!!”
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If the Grinch and his dog had a baby…it would grow up to look like that guy.
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Let’s be fair now.
What did the Grinch ever do to you?
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CH it’s clear my submission is a top 3 entry so far.
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OT. “Which photo better captures the rotting zeitgeist of 2013 America?”
Tough call. Onesie has the fagspirational aspect, but fat disgusting slob selfie better portrays the 69ers reality.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Ask out loud, “I wonder why they call him the Gimp, he seemed so nice”.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Ask my mom to bring down the fruity colored mini-marshmallows because I find the white ones racially offensive.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because they’ve probably forgotten about catching you stuffing the salami in your butt at your sister’s Bat Mitzvah.
….
As if getting caught twerking the toilet plunger didn’t disturb them enough.
…
Because you’re the last creep we could find that still supports this piece of shit, and we’re going for broke.
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^catching you twerking
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^Because the only people that still support this piece of shit are creeps like you, and we’re going for broke.
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dark,Enlightenment Mainstream!!! And apparently written by a 3-yr old with the highest insult in the arsenal being ‘ creepy ‘
http://www.vocativ.com/12-2013/dark-enlightenment-creepy-internet-movement-youd-better-take-seriously/?utm_campaign=dec6&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=outbrain&cid=dec6&icid=outbrain.
Loll
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Creepers gonna creep!
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Thanks for the linkage, interesting read. It is always odd to hear a libtard say things that to the ears of someone rooted in objective reality seem absurd. They say it without a hint of irony or consideration of a world that is not their insular bubble.
This article has several moments just like this. I also see they found the “roadmap” of the kingdom. So I’m guessing there will be more and more attention drawn to us.
Good. I welcome it.
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Yup thanks for the link….
I was accessing this other blog i saw in a link on one ROK articles that seemed particularly crisp in its thoughts… did you get the link from here
http://Mayhaan.blogspot.com
PS it needs an answer , pretty simple but took me like 10 tries , ping me back if you don’t figure it out. 2 words both capitalized ;D
Cheers!
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ha ha epic linkage
@JayDC libtards gonna libtard man i just laugh at em now
@ brouhaha ha ha i must be stupid i havent got the answer yet i hope its something simple, gonna keep tryin, saw a couple of guys who got it over at ROK and some who didnt.
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Lollzzz,tell,me about it
Jaydc. These guys are morons who deserve a punch im the face lollzz
Brouhaha: in smart i got it,om the first try mist be all that hard core thinkin in doing cool blog reading more,now but thestory just popped up
@lebedef cool name lolzz,hit me up if ya cant get in brosef ;D
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Thanks for wasting my time. How bout just give out the password if you want someone to read it.
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“Mostly white, male and angry,”
Well then, it must be wrong. Now if it were mostly black, male and angry he’d be shouting the praises of the movement and asking how he could make reparations for his skin color to them.
“Post-red pill awakening, liberal progressivism is seen as a state religion, an unquestioned humanist ideology that determines all outcomes and silences dissenters through dismissal. ”
Paging Phil Robertson…paging Phil Robertson…
“Because these guys mean business. The Dark Enlightenment’s desire to raze the democratic edifice of modern civilization opens the movement to darker and more subversive views. ”
Uh oh, a progressive has labeled us as subversive. Get ready for the call for opening up the gulags in a few years, comrades.
“Creepily obsessed with statistics that demonstrate IQ differences between the races, the darkly enlightened see social hierarchies as determined not by culture or opportunity but by the cold, hard destiny embedded in DNA.”
Yet, he did not once even approach trying to refute the statistics, which are coming from actual scientists. Gee, I wonder why?
“Did I mention that almost all of the darkly enlightened are white men?”
Uh oh, well then, that’s proof positive that something evil is afoot. Moron.
“distaste for the aesthetic standards of mass culture, and nausea over the political correctness of modern life—the Dark Enlightenment does have all the markings of a true neo-fascist movement.”
Um, ok, so then if we don’t accept a pimped out grotesque Miley Cyrus and we do not like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, if we don’t accept speech codes and legislatively enforced racial guidelines and quotas, clearly, that means that we want to embrace fascism. Doubleplus Moron.
“Even in the developed West, in America, the very Vatican of The Cathedral, poverty and economic turbulence cause less death and suffering than they did only decades ago. ”
Yes, we’re all much better off now than prior to 2008. You mental flea dropping.
“united mostly by their disavowal of modernity.”
Show of hands, who here doesn’t like running water, central heat, electricity or nice cars? Anybody? Buhler….Buhler…?
“But if the movement is diffuse and barely organized, its members are smart and riled up. And it’s no coincidence that Dark Enlightenment advocates would be the ones to rule (again) should their philosophy become dominant.”
I think he just paid us a back handed compliment here. He recognized that many of us fall into alpha category. Good, and I’m glad it scares him as he sips cocoa in his jammies.
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You took my words Trogdor. I had neither the time, inclination, or proclivity to verbalize absurd shit, but you did a damn fine job of it.
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pajamas… hot chocolate…
i would’ve totally done that Benghazi ambassador.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink Hot Chocolate.
Think ways to screw white proles even more.
Buy Israel bonds.
(Dude looks like one of the Chosen)
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It’s Pat
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because after getting fired for humping the reindeer in your elf costume at the mall, you’ve got nothing better to do.
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^Because after getting fired as an elf for exposing yourself to children, you may as well ruin the holidays with your family too.
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I’m a free queer
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
I’m a free queer
or
It’s Pat
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because this will look good on your application to the NSA..
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^Because this and being a child molester will probably get you a job at the NSA.
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Wear Pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Ask for consent.
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Actually…
Talk about getting consent*
Brings out the beta more.
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Sit down later to pee.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk about Obamacare.
Because if anyone can talk someone into liking something shitty jammed down their throats, it’s you.
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Win!
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Yeah dats pretty good.
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Purr like a neutered cat.
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Wear fagjamas
Sip coffee
Check manboobz for comment approval
#kittehlapdog
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate
Waiting for daddy to come home, hoping he does to me what he does to mommy when she wears these jammies
#shedoesntknowIhavethemon
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Dismiss CH onsiephobia.
#realmengetcomfy
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O.T. but relevant:
Pajama boy was the start. This is the next iteration:
http://www.wnd.com/2013/12/obamacare-jumps-the-shark-with-gay-christmas/
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Worry if I’m doing enough housework.
#getCleaning
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Any of you see Drive?
There’s a scene when the protagonist bashes in someone’s skull kicking it in with his shoe. That’s what I want to do to this fucker.
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das homfomofbic
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Wonder if I need to register at the school across from Mom’s where I’m spending Christmas. It IS 500 feet, after all.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Apologize for having a penis.
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
Think of ways to make Christmas less “Christian”
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wear pajamas
drink hot chocolate
insert meat pole into poop chute through butt flap
#getsodomized
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Alternate:
wear pajamas
drink hot chocolate
pull down onesie and show off my ken doll smooth area
#getneutered
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Laugh at the goyim being fleeced for your sake.
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All eyes on the frontrunners (they’re in front, aren’t they)? Those gosh-darned moogly-woogly frontrunners.
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Moogly-woogly? Is that a public-school education revealing itself?
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Dunno. Scapegoating the zhydz? Is that crackerness revealing itself?
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LOL By your “logic” Moeshe, the Mexicans are only jealous of “front-runners” when they complain about the leaders of the drug syndicates. Nice try.
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Nice try cracker. Noy zhyd, rather a papist slav(e) here. Last time sold out by Misha Gorbatcheff back to the ubermen (grandparents bequeathed to Djugashvilli by uberman FDR).
As to your point. Cannot be otherwise. Lower intelligence creature cannot abstract things absent direct proof (dogs cannot uncover meat covered with a piece of cloth). I am trying to transcend my low status here, and your reaction proves that I’m on the right tract.
However, keep entertaining us with the zhyd hobgoblin, a tribe that gave us Amy and Ben-Yehohuda, and whose national toy is a piece of dried dirt. Who knows, maybe you do have something to improve over the Old World masters?
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Wonder if baseball bats come with batteries included.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Watch Sandra Fluke’s TiVo’d testimony… again.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Dream of Katniss coming to sweep me away.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
gay
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I think I’ll do some yoga, then give my boyfriend a blow job.
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Bravo, fantastic material up and down. I especially like the non sequiturs.
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Wear pajamas/Drink hot chocolate/”Chateau Heartiste? NEVER HEARD OF IT!”
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MULTIPLE MEDAL WINNERS
baukx
• Does this onezie make my white privilege look big?
• Cover the maternity care of all those women that won’t fuck me.
• Unprotected sodomy taught me to enjoy toxic risk pools.
zmbikilr
• Open the dildo present you bought yourself.
• Talk about Obamacare. Because if anyone can talk someone into liking something shitty jammed down their throats, it’s you.
Reservoir Tip
• Ask for consent.
• Kick back and watch my wife get trained.
Earl
• Touch hot prostate
• Talk about getting HIV insurance
THINK PIECES
Ian
• Dismay ancestors.
jack
• Try not to Scalz yourself on that big steaming cup of OFAltine
Patriarch
• Refute manosphere arguments with smug eyerolling.
reakcionar
• Watch a TED lesson on your smartphone, so you can judge your friends for owning a TV.
PURE JUVENILE HILARITY
Diogenes the Cynic
• Fart the load out of my butt.
the latent sadist
• pull down onesie and show off my ken doll smooth area
Josh Newman
• Always wipe front to back.
monster221
• i wish these pajamas had a shit flap on the back like when i was a wee laddy because my butthole is about to transform into a hot chocolate shotgun.
Hugh G. Rection
• Finally getting her to do me with a strap-on
PR
• Find out if Obamacare covers a blown rear seal.
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Exquisite summary MK— I think if CH needs to make a follow up or “pick a winner” this is a pretty good roll call / candidate pool out of an entire thread of hilarious shit.
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I think “ask for consent” by resevoir tip is the winner.
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agreed well done matt
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Wear pajamas
Drink hot chocolate
The face of birth control
Success rate 100 percent
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Drink ht chocolate
Hoping to unwrap a lifesaving testosterone patch this Christmas
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Miss my bride again tonight.
She’s comforting an old friend who’s feeling down.
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Talk about getting fucked in the ass.
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Wear. Pajamas
Drink hot chocolate.
Ask girlfriend if she’d like me to fluff her new beau.
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BigRed
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate
“Dear, why did you put my balls in this cup?”
“Again.”
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In this video, Pajama Boy fights the patriarchy by being a condescending twerp to his parents:
http://www.barackobama.com/health-care-holidays/
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate
“Stay at home dad”
“Vasectomy next Monday”
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
RAPE!
c’mon, you saw THAT one coming….
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This is no Gap / Starbucks ad gone awry! This is GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA! Gentlemen, you now know the creepy face of Obama’s Big Brother.
“Surrender! Or be Knocked Out by my horde of darklings!”
“Mock us if you will, but resistance is futile.”
“Before you press Post Comment, know that we have downloaded your homemade porn stash.”
“We are legion!”
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A slight variation on a theme..
Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
These TWO GIRLS gave me this ONE CUP.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate
review your dream log with your live-in therapist
to discuss what that one about being sodomized by a group of unicorns on a pirate ship might mean.
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Eat, Pray, Love.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Friendzone to infinity, and beyond!
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Hmmm…. I wonder where I put my penis?
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Talk to my sister about how good it felt to have his balls bouncing off mine.
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obligatory cheap shot:
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Police-Make-Obamacare-Heroin-Bust-in-Massachusetts-236745621.html
but worth it….
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Just pulled this from a different site:
Nine Things You Didn’t Know About Pajama Boy:
9. You can’t see it in the photo — but with his hot chocolate, he’s having PB&J with the crusts cut off.
8. Under the onesie, he’s wearing Spiderman Underoos … which match his Spiderman bedsheets.
7. He gets upset that those Robertson people are so mean to ducks.
6. On his list to Santa, “Obamacare” is listed right after “Malibu dream house.”
5. He’s low-T, but he’s okay with that.
4. Contrary to rumor, he was NOT in his high school’s marching band. Rather, he was the towel boy for the flag squad.
3. He’s not a fan of Miley Cyrus, but he really digs those guys that she dances with onstage.
2. Yes, he lives in his parents’ basement — but to be completely fair, he’s got that basement decorated very tastefully.
1. He was once beaten up … by Sheldon Cooper.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Pay triple what I used to pay to subsidize alphamales who don’t give a fuck what the laws says.
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Drink hot chocolate.
In your face Ben Franklin
I feel secure and free
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[…] than an apocalyptic failure. CH’s blog post begins below, and be sure to check out his “Pajamaboy Caption Contest,” […]
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Enjoy watching my tabby claw at her scratching post.
Rest easy knowing a fellow Castrati is running the free world.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink chocolate.
Sit down.
Pee.
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Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
sitting on a penis
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[…] 16 Commandments of Pajamaboy: […]
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in other news,
they made a movie on pajamaboys.
It’s called ‘Her.’ imdb link >> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709/
It’s beyond words.
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