You can use the 4 Tests of Future Fatness as a premise to run Future Fatty Game, which is really a form of teasing neg that challenges women to prove they won’t get fat on your watch. For a prime example of FFG, see this by commenter Knowbody,
Man I love that the wrist thing has blown up ’round here. Tell all my dudes to look at the wrists…..and the girls I’m gaming on hahaha. Here’s a fun game..when they send selfies via text..
Your Reply: show me yr wrists
Her: whaat? why lol
You: so I can see if yr goin to be a big fatty
Her: omgosh!! your such a jerk lol 😛
then dont reply till you see wrists…..Fellas, she WILL send the wrist pix. Provided they are 25 or younger, any older, this silly game doesn’t work as well. Why are you even messing around with 25+ anyway bro?
This is the kind of youthful exuberance that girls love. Eat it right up, they do!
Now, this wouldn’t be CH if we didn’t parse every jot and titty of this exchange for your edification. (Not that there aren’t times when we prefer to let the mack daddy morsel float on your screens unmolested.) This is a great text exchange, because it packs so much game into so few words.
Him: show me yr wrists
Aloof punctuation. A challenge. An unpredictable reply to a selfie, (most women would expect a comment about their more conspicuous body parts). It’s out of left field, and girls love men who keep them on their dainty painted toes.
Her: whaat? why lol
Sploosh protocol activated.
Him: so I can see if yr goin to be a big fatty
Makes no apology for his natural male desire. Fearlessly pushes the envelope of acceptable discourse, revealing an outcome independent mindset. The more you clue a girl into the notion that you can take it or leave it, the more she’ll want you to take it.
Her: omgosh!! your such a jerk lol 😛
Houston, the oyster has splashed down on the barbershop floor.
then dont reply till you see wrists…..
It is required.
Future Fatty Game won’t work as well on older broads because they keenly feel the encroachment of unsightly fat on their post-prime bodies. Unlike choice hotties with sky high self-esteems, the aging beauty is one teasing stab referencing her porker potential from an emotional breakdown. Younger and hotter women adore edginess from flirtatious charmers; older and uglier women often mistake that edginess for sincerity. If a woman has more to offer, the jabs of cads don’t cause a core meltdown. If a woman knows her best years are behind her, edgy teasing can strike with the force of an ego cleaver.
it’s gold, jerry! gold!
although i can’t do the “yr” thing for “your” and “you’re”. i can leave of punctuation but i just can’t get comfortable with the misspellings.
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It’s an abbreviation: your > “yr”.
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“yr” is vastly preferable to “ur”. It’s an actual abbreviation, not an illiterate’s rebus.
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Good grief, “rebus.” Never a dull moment when Matty’s in town.
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My avatar has a pig.
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Good point. The usual way people do it is “ur” or “yur”. He can be bothered to spell wrists correctly but yr is just weird. Besides “yr” is already shorthand for another word.
/nerd
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and yet it’s clear. if the girl wonders how you got so lucky about that, another plus. i like it.
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> ““yr” is already shorthand for another word”
> “how you got so lucky about that”
Okay, for those of us out here in flyover country, who aren’t professional cryptologists, could somebody please decode this?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yr
Maybe “yr” has something to do with an eRection?
Just guessing.
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* off *
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CH is really sticking it to the blubberati this week.
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No doubt they will be jiggling with indignation.
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He should tell them, my dear lardies, learn to swallow your anger like so much else.
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Fat chance.
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Wow just wow
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u get used 2 it if u try hard enuf
This must be how people felt ~100 years ago when those damn kids first started leaving the hyphen out of to-day, or when they stopped spelling words like poſsibility correctly.
Then again, even back in my time nobody could use your/you’re correctly anyway. “The apostrophe is for possession, so ‘you’re’ must be the possessive. Your going to be sorry you missed you’re chance!” Likewise its/it’s. I actually remember getting a university lecture on that subject. Sigh.
Oh well, let’s go play with girls! Ol’ Troubie here may be a spergy retard, but he FINALLY gets it! Making girls giggle is lots of fun, and I know how to do that when I don’t have a giant stick up my ass. Like giving a fuck about you’re grammer. Less pendantry, more pussy, that’s my motto for 2014!
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That’s a great attitude for getting laid by random chicks.
But the girls from the good families – the ones with whom you will eventually want to settle down and make babies – sure as hell will notice it if you’re such a fucking downmarket slob of a loser that you don’t know the difference between “its” and “it’s”.
As always, the right tool for the job.
Insouciance when it’s closing time at the bar and you’re determined to go home with some random chick and catch a nasty case of human papilloma virus from her.
But fastidiousness WHEN IT MATTERS.
PS: If you’re ever gaming a really super smart chick [like the girl you think you might want to MARRY], and if, say, she had been a history major in college, then you could blind her with your brilliance by gaming her ass entirely in Jeffersonian/Madisonian/Hamiltonian dialect.
Or even Shakespearean, if possible.
“My ladie forfooth haveft thou a picture of thine wrifts, for to divine thy future af a maid of great girth and difplacement? And forfooth how many ftonef of late weighith thine mother?
“ellipfif…”
“PAUL_REVERE’S_HORSE_WITH_BIRTHDAY_CAKE.GIF…”
Or
“MRS_O’LEARY’S_COW__WITH_BIRTHDAY_CAKE.GIF…”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_O%27Leary
Something like that.
Use all the psychology principles of Game, but dress it up in a fancy package for the high rent crowd.
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I’m a grammar nazi man, in real life. I type long specific engineering emails daily but run my text game like a 22 year old…it works.
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Also, I should add. Fellas, this isn’t exact word for word verbatim. Change it up, the point was made there to keep it aloof and short, misspell shit, whatever. Just be a chameleon. If you’re gaming a 32 yr old smartypants legal document writer, read a fuckin thesaurus and spice up your lingo. Fact is, if you’re gaming 19-22 yr olds like you really want to and SHOULD they really don’t give a shit about your masters degree in classic english literature or some bullshit. Don’t try so goddamn hard like you are here about arguing over improper text abbreviations of words
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It is interesting how many (women) friend requests I may get on FB from people I don’t know, because they saw my comments on their friends’ posts. My comments ignore PC rules without being crass, but neither am I apologetic if someone gets all butthurt about something.
Even older women still crave unapologetic men, some of those requests are from women that are my mom’s age.
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Example.
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> “Even older women still crave unapologetic men, some of those requests are from women that are my mom’s age.”
Ruh-Roh.
Oedipus Complex Game FTW.
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Yech. Some of their daughters and granddaughters are pretty nice looking. Luckily, most of the requests come from girls in their twenties.
Or did you mean examples of comments?
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I meant that somebody might be looking at some Summer of 42 action.
You know how they say that “Your wife should be half your age plus seven”?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half-your-age-plus-seven
I wonder what the inverse of that is for teenaged boys in the Summer of 42 scenario?
If you’re seventeen, should your teacher be – what? – double your age minus seven???
That would make her 34 – 7 = 27:
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I know a couple that made it at least 10 years (lost track) where he was 19 and she was 31 when they first got up together. 19 * 2 – 7 = 31. You could be onto something man.
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That means she’s 41 now. So that guy is okay with (officially) stopping reproducing at age 29. Not a great situation from his biology’s point of view.
Without knowing more, I think there are pretty low odds for a relationship crisis sometime soon, next few years say.
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That bitch, who got the jungle fever for the 12-year-old, went back to the well, after she was paroled, and now they’ve got two daughters together:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau
She’s completely nuts*, but she sure does like that jungle dick.
The formula doesn’t work for them, though:
HIM: 12
HER: 34
FORMULA: (12 x 2) – 7 = 24 – 7 = 17
So they were off by a factor of two.
*Remind you of anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ann_Dunham
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Good way to start the progression of getting nudes too.
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It is beta and teenagerlike to try to get nude pics. Goal is to get nude in real life.
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Nudes are great, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can tell you that betas definitely don’t get nudes, and if you get them then you’re doing something right. Plus, if a girl will show you her downstairs then it’s pretty clear indication that she wants to fuck you.
All it is is sexualization before actual sex. And wouldn’t it do a service to you in lowering a girl’s ASD before the actual meetup?
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Nudes are easy to get these days. college/uni bishes are a joke – i’d say 70% have done at least titty shots
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ASD?
#3 Anti Slut Defence ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asd
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Yes.
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All it is is sexualization before actual sex. And wouldn’t it do a service to you in lowering a girl’s ASD before the actual meetup?
Yes, if you get them. Hell, if you can make give you a live strip show and lapdance that also lowers her ASD before sex. But with most women it is much likelier that it gets you nothing.
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When your buddy’s wife dumps upstairs and downstairs nudes in your lap, nudes are not always great. It’s bad enough that thing thinks I would fuck her, but now I know what her nipples actually look like. I could have done without the mental image. It adds a whole new dimension to social awkwardness, and being disgusted with my buddy for not divorcing her ass.
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Be a good friend and show it to him.
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http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/09/girls-producers-defend-nudity/
Lena Dunham says if your dick goes limp after seeing her fat doughy tatted body, then something is wrong with YOU. When asked about her gratuitous and irrelevant nudity on Girls…
“If you’re not into me, that’s your problem and you’re going to have to work that out with professionals,” she retorted.
[CH: Lena Dunham is a fat retard femcunt who’s caught in an illimitable logic trap of her own device.]
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Lena Dunham says if your dick goes limp after seeing her fat doughy tatted body, then something is wrong with YOU.
How else did Viagra become a bestseller?
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” … Lena Dunham says if your dick goes limp after seeing her fat doughy tatted body, then something is wrong with YOU…. ”
And I say to all feminists;
If after I explain to you why you are inferior to men (and to me) your vagina is not wet and full of tingles then there is something wrong with you.
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Better yet,
dear feminists,
if after you have heard me burp loudly, and after you have smelled my unwashed armpits and my farts your vagina feels no tingles then there is something wrong with you.
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“If you’re not into me, that’s your problem and you’re going to have to work that out with professionals,”
Chutzpah of chutzpahs… all is chutzpah!!!
Let me guess… she’s Jooish, right?
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She is the product of a jewish mother and a –why?why?why?–white father. Do people really hate her so much?I have never seen her show,but I read a piece of hers in the New Yorker where she tells a story-I assume is true??–about her fucked up BF who dates her for a year and then discovers he is gay. Its pretty funny. It sems the idea of her pushing her fat doughy body and plain face as sexy is more to be snickered at than raged over.
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A feminist who turns out to be Jewish? I am shocked! What’s next, most of the leading feminist names in history turn out to be homosexual? That can’t be! Someone like Andrea Dworking for example. How could this Jewish Princess and former prostitute be a homosexual?
“Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice. Rape, originally defined as abduction, became marriage by capture.”
“Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it.”
“Only when manhood is dead – and it will perish when ravaged femininity no longer sustains it – only then will we know what it is to be free.”
–Dworkin
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Former prostitute? She was once attractive enough that men paid her for sex?
She is quite scary looking. Intimidating. And I can’t recall the last time I thought that about a woman.
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There are a lot, a lot, of unattractive prostitutes. They just have to be cheap enough and hustle enough. Then they can scrape by with just a few customers a month from society’s bottom.
Yes, she looks freaky, all right. Now, some will always say, “You people always quote Andrea Dworkin as an example of what feminists are like! That was so long ago!” (While they still don’t oppose what she said.) But there are tons of sick feminist quotes like the ones above, and not just from the 1960s-1980s. You can google to find feminist quotes. I have seen with my own eyes material handed out in “Women’s Studies” where Karl Marx and other communists are quoted as authorities, and the feminist authors discuss whether it is feasible to plan guerrilla warfare against men. Only saying no because, “That would require that we agree there are fundamental differences between men and women, which is precisely what they want.”
The result is contemporary feminist students writing things like this:
http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/10/womens-supersensory-powers-continued/#comment-617
we do have a fundamental right to kill our torturers, rapists and abusers – especially given that they never stop finding new victims as long as they’re alive, we’re certainly doing other women a service too, on top of saving our own lives. The only way it could work without risking severe male retaliation is for all women to do it at the same time, literally at the same time, so that the remaining males wouldn’t be sufficient in number and wouldn’t have enough time to organise repression harshly enough to terrorise women back into domestication.
http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/more-science-and-essentialism/
It may explain why men need external enforcement in order NOT to be violent or to refrain their violence because they wouldn’t otherwise stop it themselves, they wouldn’t see the need to themselves. It coincides with their extraordinary lack of empathy, their incapacity to relate to other living beings outside of violation and their ability to be so sadistic and cold about their violence.
I’m pretty sure that we’d have loads more healing, psychic, telepathic and other transcendental superpowers were we not crippled from birth by men, and that men have reduced our powers generation after generation of genocide.
It also means that only women would have had the necessary brain power to create language, writing, art, science, houses, pottery, and invent all the beautiful things of humanity. There is also increasing evidence that women are responsible for it throughout the history of humanity. Digging a bit deeper into the background of male history also attests of the fact that women have systematically been the inventors and creators while men stole their knowledge and skills
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Dworkin was probably the craziest and most openly man-hating of the radical feminists. She was truly mentally ill.
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I thought you posted pictures of Roseanne Barr until I looked up the human cesspool that is dworkin.
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It’s okay, Lena Dunham is already hated by the social justice crowd for not being sufficiently retarded
Let em have at her
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Orcs kill each other all the time.
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Reminds me of Egypt and Syria. Except its much more fun over there. This stuff is just tedious.
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Not with crane.
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God. Dammit.
A few days ago I said that the best way to deal with fatness in America was the complete ignore. This incident serves as clear rebuke.
What. the fuck. is her damage?
There are a bajillion things wrong with her statement. It’s not just the fatness. It’s the masculine reliance on confidence. As if it’s attractive.
God, this gender-role confusion is so fucking stupid.
Oh, and also….it’s not enough to be allowed to prance around like a fatass on television, people must pretend you look good? Or that visual media aren’t at their best when showcasing beauty?
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So why not stay with the strategy to ignore? Ignore her too. You are not interested in her, she is not on your radar screen for fucking, she does not have good food for your mind, so ignore.
I am currently still arguing with a bunch of women over on thoughtcatalog about simple things like — hey we men don’t care if you have 100 men before us, we’ll just ignore you, but we don’t actively mind. In other words, dealing with women you don’t like via the immediate soft-next. They find that very hard to accept and are slinging all sorts of insults.
But I thought it would be the automatic reaction here.
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lol ya, but it’s still a shockingly stupid statement.
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It can be ignored. I can also ignore someone stepping in my toe. But for some straaaange reason I find it much more instinctive and rewarding to give them a good kick in the ass.
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cake.jpg
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Go to 2:22 in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0664dB11Wys
She wants the killer kock.
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Boy: “I killed a guy.”
(girl’s eyes light up)
Girl: “Are you serious?”
(pause)
Girl: “Ummm… that’s cool.”
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“ummm… that’s cool…”
translation: I dont care what you say to me I just want to fuck.
A chick with a low buying temperature would say well im late for class I got to go or some similar statement or just walked away, but she didnt, which means she was down for pretty much anything, so he could of invited her to his apartment and chances are he could of done her. Never be afraid to sexualize and escalate. At first you will be nervous doing this and she will sense it, and it could be enough to trigger resistance. But as you get comfortable with it so will she. Most people see that as funny but I see it as a lost opportunity.
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You could also ask her to send you a pic of her ankles….to see if they’re gonna turn into canklezzz lolzz
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My bish has cankles. such an underrated turn off. face of a porn star, cankles like the homeless lady that wears plastic bags in her boots.
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This. Most common problem.
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H.L. Mencken indeed. Text like no ordinary man.
“To be the wife of an ordinary man, indeed, is an experience that must be very hard to bear. The hollowness and vanity of the fellow, his petty meanness and stupidity, his puling sentimentality and credulity, his bombastic air of a cock on a dunghill, “
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To be the husband of an ordinary woman, indeed, is an experience that must be very hard to bear. The hollowness and vanity of the woman, her petty meanness, her pulling sentimentality and credulity, her bombastic air of a cat sleeping on the queen bed.
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One of good ol’ H. L.’s best bits o’ wisdom for betas:
“Women aren’t impressed with a broken heart… because they know it’s not fatal.”
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They’d probably enjoy it even more if it were fatal.
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To be the husband of a fat feminist,indeed, is an experience that must be very hard to bear without reinforced ass joints. The hollowness is filled with muffins, and the stench of a bellows in a fish market. Her want for means of prettiness , her stochastic aim of a cock in a dunghill.
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We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
H. L. Mencken
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It’s strange how the Sage of Baltimore’s brilliant writings have been thrown down the memory hole but every obscure bipolar feminist of the past 200 years have all their self-published pamphlets taught in most colleges nowadays
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Actually, the “feminists” of the 19th century are generally only invoked and worshiped in passing, or their writings are carefully filtered. They tended to greatly value marriage and family (albeit some more in the breach than the observance) and were universally disgusted by abortion.
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Pissed off the Jews…but he softened on that later in life.
I think he also didn’t fit into the later political categories so nobody wanted to take him up. His atheism pissed off the Right, his contempt for the common man pissed off the left… Chesterton had a similar problem, though he was Mencken’s photographic negative in terms of views.
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great, new jezebel article: http://jezebel.com/hide-your-good-snacks-and-other-rules-for-how-to-have-c-1497909056. try to catch a glimpse of ole girl. now that she’s old and fat, she wants to settle down!
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Manjaaaaw! Mine eyes!
Both article and comments boggle the mind.
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So fine….
Life is hard when dating and getting poked by a Norwegian whaling vessel.
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lol great find… party time, indeed!
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She’s not only aesthetically challenged, the poor dear, but she writes half her articles in caps. Clearly one of the outpatients. Very sad
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Good god, someone should hide the snacks from her
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This is the best they can find when the Jewesses take an hiatus?
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https://www.google.com/search?q=samantha+irby&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=crbQUu7kI_azsATg5YGwDA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=737
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lzozolzoozlzozoo cat ladies care what their cat thinks of them:
http://jezebel.com/heres-what-your-cat-thinks-of-you-1497812164/@HillaryCrosley
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Speaking of cats…
take a look at these men with their cats!
http://www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=2590#UhJSLtFL4jk51DMq.01
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Off topic, but I came across something that illustrates just how trivial the feminist definition of “misogyny” really is:
(I had to read this three times before I realized what the problem was.)
http://groupthink.jezebel.com/microaggression-and-programming-a-followup-post-1498316637
Summary: The woman asks a man out to lunch, the man says he should check with his wife. And that’s sexist. Because he wouldn’t have to check with his wife if she had been a man. The woman tells her other male colleagues about this, none of whom thinks its a big deal. Because of this, she is now convinced that she is the victim of a misogynistic conspiracy.
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Feminists are stupid. Micro-aggress them.
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I didn’t know you spoke jez http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSLcYQHqFQ
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Man, reading Jezebel comments isn’t worth it. It’s one of the darkest and most depressing corners of the internet.
Hell, they’re baying for Jameis Winston’s blood at the moment. Bunch of well-to-do white women trying to organise a judicial lynching of an innocent black guy and they call Republicans racist.
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Lol, you clearly don’t understand the progressive stack…
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I don’t think they do either
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Racist? lol. Any guesses what they’d be saying over there if Jameis Winston was a white guy?
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I really appreciated the Heisman committee standing up for the meaning of “innocent unless proved guilty”, not being manipulated by a mere accusation.
That took some guts but it was the right thing to do.
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Talked about this well before the verdict came in over in the alpha submission section….clearly a false accusation. Bitter pump and dump felt jilted, so she threw him under the bus.
Capital SEE YOU ENN TEE
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These girls really only use “feminism” as a way to excuse their deep seated neuroses. Microagressions? You gotta be shittin’ me. How much of a hypersensitive pussy can you be?
Someone cuts you off in traffic? Rape culture! Bakery is out of croissants? Misogyny!
How much of a sheltered wittle pwincess can you be that you are so unprepared for any kind of life in a normal society? These people have never known any real struggle in life so they come up with these ridiculous little grievances to somehow feel like they’re not the most privileged people on the planet.
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Another blow against healthy people…
Brazil in it’s way to become world fattest nation creates a new pro obese law.
A minor capital city passed a law which grants priority access to obese people in banks and government departments, meaning that now people who are too fat get to legally cut line.
And to make things worst that city(Natal) has 60+% of its population overweight and 30% obesity rate
portuguese..
http://g1.globo.com/rn/rio-grande-do-norte/noticia/2014/01/natal-ganha-lei-que-da-prioridade-obesos-em-filas-de-bancos-e-comercio.html
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It’s also majority black. Well, most are “pardos” actually, but in the USA they’d be called black, along with many of the “brancos”.
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Fattest country in the world:Mexico. After all those jokes,however true,about fat Americans,it seems the non-whites are going to rewrite the books on being fat and disgusting.
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Our fat has plenty of its own cultural vibrancy, leading the way actually. .
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mexicans are halflings, ask cortez and the conquistabros about that: rape! (paging whorefinder)
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We have the Jesuit priests, who sanctified the marriages to thank for that.
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How about telling her you’re bringing fat calipers on the first date? Lol, I’ve heard that one.
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I like the Eurek-her method using a hot tub. The transition from the clinical stage of the relationship is smoother.
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Few sloots these days do not know wtf fat calipers are.
watt?? fat caterpillars?! omglolzol
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Watt? exactly. One can even run a small current checking for resistance with an electrode disguised as a romantic aide.
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Not topic related but: http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/09/father-of-22-raymond-hull-spared-jail-to-care-for-youngest-child-4257171/
“A 58 year-old drug-dealing father of 22 children by 11 different women has been spared jail – so he can care for his latest child..”
/sigh.
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say what you will about the welfare state, this guy is charlie sheen WINNING at genetics while herbling whitey goes to the genetic graveyard of MGTOW or serves as a latex-coated shiny PUA pole for the carousel
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while herbling whitey goes to the genetic graveyard..
Still wondering if they need a PHD to really impress her, a pear shaped horticulturist with horned rimmed glasses….
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Hey some of us whiteys are still breeding. My wife and I had our three kids…..two to replenish and one for the race. *hatebreederz*
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BOO-YAH!!!
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Good work.
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A man worth talking with.
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“One for the race!” is my new toast.
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Lol. Chicks dig unemployed unattractive 58 year old drug dealers with bad teeth and 31 previous convictions. CH? Do you have a Hall of Fame?
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His game must be awesome – or maybe his mentality of abundance. And 11 different women = preselection.
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we have yet to see pics of these 11 women……
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Not as sexy as your haremsss. But he put buns in ovens. Buns in ovens. Buns in ovens. +19 more.
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Chum,
Two wrongs don’t make a right, here in the colonies.
Kindly see your War-on-Drugs apologist butt out of here.
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It’s less so the “war on drugs” thing, but moreso the “Spawns 22 fucking children to drugged up single mums, (that I’m having to pay for through taxes) while not working due to a “bad back” (which again I’ll be having to pay for through taxes), then gets let off from a prison sentence due to a situation of his own creation.”
Also lol at the lass trying to make him out to be a great dad and “not living lavishly” as he “spends it all on his kids”. Then he comes out with: “‘I don’t speak to them all. Some of them don’t even know I’m their dad.’”
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Think of it this way: he made 11 single moms for society to pay for.
He should be shot, if not castrated (painfully).
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Oh no, we must let people kill themselves through slow poisoning, and let them encourage others to kill themselves. Because two-digit sheeple are so intelligent they can always think for themselves and decide what’s best for them. It’s their “right” to “pursue happiness” and so on. Right?
Btw, there is no “war on drugs”. That was a phrase that was used to fool voters who wanted something to be done about the gang culture, but it goes on as usual. Only pro-ghetto socialists like you, and the pro-socialist “libertarians” who talk about “liberty” but whose actions only benefit the Left by approving of mass immigration and ghetto culture, use the “war on drugs” lie, as a way to show: “Look! The war failed! Resistance is futile! Therefore drugs must be legalized, by the same logic that we must legalize rape and murder because laws haven’t stopped those crimes!”
A real war on drugs would stop the drug-selling business easily, and it wouldn’t even take a year. An actual war would see known drug users and drug sellers all rounded up, right away, instead of being stupidly set free in the streets. Neighborhoods would be searched door to door, ghetto dwellers tested for drugs in their system, with the offenders put in prison camps or executed. They might get a chance to escape death if they revealed where they got the drugs. It would be easy. Just like Mussolini defeated the deeply entrenched Mafia in Sicily simply by sending police from Rome to arrest them. Case closed. The Mafia only came back with the American invasion.
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Good points, Arbiter. I like to cite murder when people (ie lying assholes) claim that immigration laws are pointless because you can’t prevent people from wanting to move countries. Well, having laws against murder hasn’t prevented people from killing each other, but obviously that’s not a reason to cease outlawing murder. How about we first make legal immigration maximally restrictive and see how far that gets us before we decide it’s hopeless eh? Lying assholes either clam up at this point or resort to the usual name-calling tactics of “racist” “xenophobe” etc etc.
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Arbiter,
thanx for making my point on cracker being supportive of the evil pillars of the modern American state. And you’d like it bloodier, with more rights trampling underfoot. Noted.
… and to do this while white-knighting for one of our betters from the “mother island” who deigned to grace us with his wisdom … just to be inopportunely inopportuned by one of the slav(e)s’!
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And you’d like it bloodier, with more rights trampling underfoot. Noted.
Aww, did I hurt your leftist little feelings, niggah? What “rights” are trampled? The rights of Whites to have their own nation and to walk streets free of crime. I suggest we restore those rights. And that is what you call “rights trampled” when it’s the opposite. Nice try. Now I hope you’ll go and shoot up some heroin. A lot of it. Go on, claim that it is your “right”. If it doesn’t kill you, then do it again, but double the dose this time. Better kill yourself fast before you pollute society even more.
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+111
When the true war comes, people will be surprised at how easily the problem could be solved.
Feeling up old ladies trying to get on a plane ain’t a war… it’s the spineless activity of a nation too cowardly for war.
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Yep.
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*shrug* he was busted for possessing and apparently selling pot. Seems pretty victimless to me.
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Is he an example of a “chav?”
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Is he an example of a “chav?”
Well, let’s just say he’s not a reggin.
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I met a super cute fatty on OK Cupid. She was 23, worked in my office complex and from her photo was a solid 9. But…unfortunately he was fat.
I gamed her the way I would any other girl—so not “Fatty Game”… and predictably sparked attraction and she was super keen.
But for me I was more of an academic exercise—practice—and when it came time to escalating or pursuing I ejected.
Interestingly enough…my aloofness sparked her attraction even more and she began texting m to meet up, all sorts of suggestive texts etc until eventually she went quiet.
The problem was despite the cute face she was fat.
18 months ago I met a 25 year old nurse who was more stout—round but not fat. She had big tits, round ass but was not “Fat” she was more curvy.
That was ok.
I now employ the “preselection test”–would being seen with her spark interest from other girls.
In the case of nurse, I figured yes because she was cute enough to be interesting to other girls.
In the case of fatty in my building I reckoned other girls would find me a pathetic loser just because she was over-compensating in how she dressed to me make up for her fatness.
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Holy. Shit.
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Cringe-worthy.
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Goes to show that girls really do want to meet guys and even if you act like that they’ll stay with you. But he did dominate, and he is tall and well proportioned.
I don’t have that shape and so I had to be more subtle, or smooth, or something, to succeed.
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Multiple flags on that play:
1.He let the girl in the light green top just walk away.
2. Delay of game
3. Holding
The longer you talk, the greater the chance she will make an excuse to leave.
Approach an PULL.
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The box gimmick
The self-effacing references to his approach ie drawing attention to his neediness to make this happen.
I’d call this “Oh allright” game…
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I’m really, really wondering at this wrist obsession. I need to see some kind of scientific validation for this whole big-wrists-equal-future-fatty meme before I swallow it.
From an anthropological/survival standpoint I’d be more inclined to think it an advantage in the child-carrying, water-hauling, wood-splitting department. From what little I know, big wrists mean bigger muscle-tendon attachments and disproportionate neuro-muscular efficiency (i.e. strength). I recall from reading 1987’s “K2: Triumph and Tragedy” that climber-author Jim Curran noted that all the women mountain climbers he had known had unusually large wrists and hands, however petite they might have otherwise been. Perhaps some of you guys recall having encountered skinny dudes that you somehow instinctively knew you didn’t want to mess with?
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There is much more research available on the hand and the possible connections and meanings of its different forms:
http://handfacts.wordpress.com/tag/primates/
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If you weren’t being a fucking nitpicking nerd and been out in the field banging chicks, meeting new ones, and just SEEING things the way they are on the reg you’d just know brah.
“I need scientific validated proof written by a board certified PHD.” Fuck man..for real?
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NO, I have not seen little bird chested skinny guys I didn’t want to mess with. There are outliers, there always are…as a general rule, as a good bet, are you willing to bet your life, your house, your 401k, your whatever the hell on a super hot chick with think plump wrists? We’re not talking meaty, bony, muscular wrists…this is case of the small crease around the wrist barely resembling a fat roll. I’ve seen 115lb,19yo hotties with this even..sure enough, fattish by 24. For a potential wife that you would like to stay thin…just bet on the thin wrists. Odds are in your favor on this one.
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Heartiste, is it possible or expected to get over anti-slut feelings? I
can’t get over my disgust and rage at the thought of my girlfriend whoring around before she met me. Self-serving liars would call this insecurity; it’s not. It’s about *her value*. We live in a small city so we’re bound to bump into men who’ve banged her, and that makes me want to hurl. She becomes lowered in my eyes to complete trash. Is this something you can get over with experience and time? That Tyler “your gf is a slut” video didn’t convince me. I don’t give a damn how many cocks a typical chick takes but when it comes to an exclusive *girlfriend* that’s different–very different.
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I’m not sure if that is something to get over if you feel strongly about it. A woman under 30 who takes good care of herself has options aside of the carousel, even if she doesn’t actually make use of them. Even if she crosses 25 and has needs that she gives into, there should be a series of relatively long relationships or affairs, not a whole lot of casual sex.
Not all girls had ideal upbringing or situations, but simple care for one’s self would lead one not to poop on their plate. Casual shagging is an unnecessary safety risk with too little reward for a realistic young lady.
So don’t get over it. Just, if at all, make some room for those who didn’t have any choice in the matter and somehow recovered. If you’re in one of those small towns where she may have had to or may still have to fend off male relatives and friends of family to keep her chastity, you may want to consider moving her away from there. Don’t be naive about how things work. What constitutes a crime may be perceived differently by different people, and well, there’s circle of silence issues…
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I know the feeling man. I am on red alert status for “the darkness.” because I will seriously drop a nuclear bomb on a relationship if I feel I’m being cuckolded. I’ve brushed elbows with loads of “sluts.” and I’ll tell you this, over time, you’re trained. You can just tell. Things they do, say, act in social settings. There’s a “look” a good girl will give you. On the other hand, Slut face…it exists.
No girl pursuing an active committed relationship will ever admit to her past slut-hood. Actually…they’ll ALL swear by being a good girl..even if she’s taking 50 dongs to the face she’ll swear she’s “very selective” and doesn’t just “sleep around.” But man, you’ll know. In time you’ll know. They’re argumentative, dramatic, catch them shmoozing the top dogs in the room..etc.
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Couldn’t agree more. And as far I personally am concerned, it’s personal.
Hear this. I was at a wedding recently, and sociable chap that I am proceeded to charm and befriend all the guests seated at my table. Among said guests happened to be a similarly disposed fattie with whom I eventually fell into conversation. She invited me to a club aftewards with her friend. I remained noncommittal until I saw her friend, a slender blonde hottie.
To briefly digress, hot girls with fat friends in my experience signals psychological issues with the hottie, but I wasn’t interested in anything long-term with her anyway, especially not after I discerned she was a bit lacking in mental capacity (not horribly so, but enough to bore me).
We’re about to enter the club and the fattie began making utterances to the effect that she and I were going to get along “just great.” At first I thought she meant it in friendly terms. Indeed, I had supposed that the whole premise behind her invited me to the club had been the ethnic connection we shared and that we’d known many of the same people earlier in life; as well, a certain reptilian (or is it mammalian?) part of me entertained a surreptitious hope that she was intending to set me up with her hot friend. How little I knew.
No sooner had we entered the club than the fkking fattie clasped my hand and suggested we dance. Shtt, what to do? I felt it would be unbecoming to sharply withdraw, but on the other hand, to be led around by…this thing? What would people think? Guys who can manifestly clearly do waaaaaaay better than the girl they’re with invariably look dweebish, so I was very concerned. Fortunately the dancefloor was packed, so I made a dash for a half-open spot and made a big scene of opening it up for us, hoping the fattie would lay off and I’d get a crack at the friend. But the damn fattie persisted, drawing in close to me. I quickly made up some excuse of having to get some cigarettes “before the store closes” — her: but it’s 24 hours — me: this one closes early, trust me — her: but they have cigarettes here — me: not my brand. I’ll be right back — her: NOOooooo! — me: Relaxxxx….. And I was outta there.
Da fkk man? On numerous occasions I have picked up what many a fair-minded observer would agree was the hottest girl in the club. That I’d settle for a damn pig like this is beyond ridiculous. Where in the hell could have this thing gotten the idea that she’d have anywhere near a chance with me? Absurd upon absurd upon absurd.
Friends, shame these creatures to kingdom come!
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Off topic
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Added some new designs. Thoughts?
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