There were a lot of funny suggestions from commenters in this post about how to reply to a playette who “accidentally” texts you a nude of herself ostensibly meant for another man.
COTW winner has to go to WG.
“Hey, it looks like you have a small lump in your right tit.”
Now that is just stone cold clinical alpha detachment.
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COTW Runner up is… wait for it… anon!
anon funnies,
How ’bout texting her back a few hours later saying it’s only pulling a 4/10 on hotornot.com?
I laughed. She’ll cry. And all will be right in the universe.
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COTW consolation prizes go to michaelaurelius,
“Work on ur abs”
and to commenter Mom’s Proud,
“Your mom’s nipples are bigger”
😆 CH readers are a class act.