Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw masculinity into the discourse with their unique brand of confident swagger. Check out the introductory video at their swole SWPL venture, Vox.
The days of “vegetable and spinach” news are over. These men (and one manlike-woman) are ready to tackle the challenges of regurgitating liberal opinions in a fresher font. Vox’s headquarters in Washington, DC, like Ezra’s suit jacket, are oversized with room for muscular growth. Matt Yglesias dresses with a dash of panache, a talent he honed after years of feedback from admiring Logan Circle homosexuals. His proudly nasal vocal fry resonates with the spirit of ancient valley girl warrioresses, and practically demands your attention, like nails on a chalkboard.
This is alpha male territory you’ve entered. There’s a new kid on the vox, and he takes no guff, and will do as he pleases, including plaster stickers all over his Macbook in a show of countercultural defiance. The Vox Man is a gender nonconformist man of principle; if you don’t like the news he gives you, he’ll break all the rules and give you the news you want. Yeah Matt! Titty bump!
Ezra Klein… do the men get any realer? Here’s a big swinging dick crashing your stale news cycle. So big, he has to cross his legs for decorum. Eyes up here, right Ezra? Say goodbye to getting only 24% of the news; News Team Vox can actually just put the information there for you. Confused? Don’t think too much. Just take a sip from Vox’s juice box of testosterone. Rest easy that Ezra is signaling to the right sort of white people — people like YOU — with his standing workstation.
And when you’re all done getting the unfiltered opinions of rugged Ivy Leaguers with a worldly perspective that can only be gained from living in whitified urban neighborhoods where a new Pan-Asian restaurant opens every week, you can send a thank you to News Team Vox for their trailblazing balls-to-the-wall approach to taking on the old media dinosaur of aggregator hyperlinking:
You stay classy, internet!
The Garbage Generation
By Daniel Amneus
“This book outlines the consequences of the destruction of the two-parent family and the need to stabilize it by strengthening its weakest natural link, the role of the biological father. It is written from a secular perspective and includes a few things with which the owner of the Fish Eaters Website would definitely quibble. But it most certainly makes its case about the need for patriarchy, destroying the myth of women being innocent, sexless little fluffballs in the process — a quite necessary destruction in that reaching the goal of chastity shouldn’t be based on lies and pious tales about the reality of human nature — women being a little more than half of all humans. Failure to deal with actual human nature, rather than sentimentalized versions of it, can only lead to failure, resentment, neuroses, and backlash.
At any rate, this book is must-reading for all who are concerned about the future of Western civilization — and is definitely the book to give to the radical feminist who decries “the evils of the patriarchy” (which is not at all to belittle real evils suffered by women at the hands of those with sentimentalized, condescending, un-Catholic attitudes towards them).
Before going on to the book, just think of what our culture is like — the Maury Povich “Who My Baby Daddy” shows with the paternity tests given to ten different men in an attempt to find out who a child’s father is, the newspaper birth announcements which amount to lists of names of single women… How far we’ve fallen.”
http://www.fisheaters.com/garbagegeneration.html
Anyone read this? It’s looks pretty damn amazing
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Yes. It’s a fairly quick read too. I agree, it is must reading for our entire society.
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so what do you read Heartse?
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> “Check out the introductory video at their swole SWPL venture, Vox.”
I dunno what he reads, but he needs to learn spell “SJPL”.
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First!
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Lol fags.
In 3 months they’ll be doing nothing but click-bait crap like Gawker and Buzzfeed interspersed with a few “Here’s why that’s wrong” articles.
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What a pointless narcissistic pool gazing the will turn out to be.At least the Piere O’Drymycar outfit recruited people that actually to some investigative work.
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The revolution must be ongoing and continuous, comrade! For progress! Seig Heil, Mein Obama!
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So who you gonna rape for that cause?
Andrew Sullivan?
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Ezra Klein got a pretty mouth…
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I just tried to watch a little of the video, and the poor little Jew boy’s lips were so hideous that I couldn’t keep watching.
I mean really hideous and disfigured and vile.
Maybe that look appeals to the sodomites?
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I’m having a hard time seeing how they’ll differentiate themselves from Gawker, Buzzflash, Salon, NPR, The New Yorker, Daily Beast, The American Prospect, The Week, Atlantic, Mother Jones, New Republic, MSNBC, Daily Kos, The Nation, Alternet, HuffPo, Slate, Politico, Democratic Underground, Village Voice, Daily Show, etc.
I mean, how is Ezra Klein and his group of SWPL-Eloi douches different from the other SWPL-Eloi douches?
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This thing is pointless. If anyone reading an article on the interwebs wants more context or doesn’t understand a part of it, well, that’s why Odin grokked the wikipedia, duh. This dumb vid reminds me of that Portlandia sketch where a dippy character played by Carrie Brownstein makes a youtube sales pitch to her dad so he’ll fund her lame art project. Good luck getting Daddy to donate 25-large, sodomites.
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I’ve raped women more manly that Ezra Klein.
And thwack jumped Littly Matty and played knock out game on him for being a white boy. Which Little Matty denies these days.
Rape!
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Now that’s my whorefinder right there.
A proper rape.
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Quit talking about me, whorefinder.
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You can’t rape the willing, darling. Though the role-play was fun. You scream believably.
Rape!
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Gotta love that b-roll of the jogger in front of the Washington Monument. So cute that they’re using footage from at least three years ago, from before when America’s Boner got wrapped up in its new steel Trojan. Because why go four blocks away from your office and get video of what it actually looks like right now, when you can just pull a “fair use” snippet of what you figure America will recognize?
There’s your mark of quality journalism, people!
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To comply with EPA standards, Vox must contain 80% post-consumer drivel.
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+1 This is image-based journalism – whether it’s using Getty Images filler or not-so-subtle product placement, the effort here is all about looking the part, or what a bunch of high-functioning Gen-Y’ers think the part looks like. Did you notice the Apple II in the deep background, with a monochrome monitor sitting atop the pair of 5.25″ disk drives, in the shots with Mr. Klein? Set dressing for hipster cred. I think these data-mining charlatans could have benefited from repeated viewings of All The President’s Men. Or maybe not. Journalism is hard.
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In re “fake it til you make it.”
http://blogs.hbr.org/2014/03/winning-as-a-self-fulfilling-prophecy/
The takeaway is that believing you will win makes you more likely to win. This undoubtedly works the same way with believing you can make the poon swoon.
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> “The takeaway is that believing you will win makes you more likely to win. This undoubtedly works the same way with believing you can make the poon swoon.”
It’s not so bad when it’s completely personal and all that’s at stake is your own hurt feelings when the poor girl says, “No.”*
But when these sociopaths rise to power in our financial system, and start suffering from survivorship bias, and get to believing in their own press clippings, then, as Nassim Nicholas Taleb has warned, the results can be simply catastrophic.
*And if the cases of William Kennedy Smith [and the girl on the beach] or Bill Clinton [and Juanita Brodderick] or Al Gore [and the masseuse in the hotel room] have taught us anything, it’s that sometimes when these sociopaths are told “No”, they go ahead and assault the poor girl anyway.
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Life imitates art.
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wow great clip
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And afterwards it descends into liberal drivel.
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Of course it did… otherwise he wouldn’t have been scripted to say the first two minutes.
“ALLOWED OPPOSITION”, fellas… remember the phrase the next time you think you’re hearing something radical from any of the MSM.
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Coopt and control The Narrative.
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> “ALLOWED OPPOSITION”
You know, we really need to think of some high-quality negs built around that theme to describe the GOP Elite which is trying to destroy the Tea Party.
Things like:
Bitch McConnell, House Nigger of the Frankfurt School
Goldman Sachs’s Radio City Rockette, Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty
John “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” Boehner
Sheldon Adelson’s Cabana Boy, Karl Rove
George W “King Herod” Bush
John “Caiaphas” McCain
**********
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, just back from his weekly trip to the tanning booth, strode up to the microphone, in all his bronzed pharonic splendor, and began reading from the script which had been written for him by Rabbi Cantor…
Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty, fully satiated with a belly full of Lloyd Blankfein’s semen…
Earlier that afternoon, as he was leaving the room, Sheldon Adelson paused at the door, turned around, looked back at Karl Rove lying on the hotel bed, and said, “Karl, you might wanna put some Preparation H on that…”
Caiaphas McCain, in his never-ending war to destroy Christianity in the Middle East, once again repeated his demand that President Soebarkah Dunham Marshall Davis Love deploy cluster bombs in the campain to destroy the Aramaic Christian villages of Syria…
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Look at the crowd. That’s more than half your answer right there. And yes, peters out in liberal drivel…
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which part is liberal drivel. no trollin
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It starts going sideways circa the 2:11 mark, and the signal to noise ratio skews heavily towards platitudes and bullshit.
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Think about at what he leaves out.
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Alphas use “sorority girl” as a term of affection. Bitter betas use it as an insult.
[CH: Which man is happier? The man who married a feminist or the man who married a sorority girl? Which man would inspire more jealousy? I know how I’d bet.]
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I prefer “Wife” and not-wife: of all the things I learned from the Saudis, that one most makes life simple. Too bad I can’t exercise a preference for “Wives.” Then again, those guys fail to comprehend that women are meant to be seen, not heard, rather than heard, and not seen.
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BTW I caught some clips from SNL with Lena Dunham. Wow. Just wow. The horror.
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So you were a cum-guzzling co-ed? America’s finest.
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My wife is the ‘founding mother’ of her sorority chapter … 15 year in – I can testify – Being a venerated guest at sorority social events makes for a great ‘Date Night’.
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Feministx was a sorority girl. HS cheerleader too. Perhaps this means one half of her boyfriend is jealous of the other half.
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Completely off-topic, but what is the moral atmosphere like for the average Sorority girl of “The Teens” [2011-2020]?
Are they all just completely worthless whores who upload “Belle Knox” videos of themselves to xHamster every night?
Or is there any sort of a Sorority pushback involving some kind of a neo-morality and maybe some shaming of the ubiquitous sluttery in our culture?
For instance, if the average Sorority these days were to discover that one of its members were prominent on Tinder or AdultFriendFinder or AshleyMadison or wherever, then would that member be shamed and shunned and expelled from the Sorority?
Or would it be all “You Go Girl, Your Sluttery mPowers You, We are Womyn Hear Us Roar!”
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There are studies showing women prefer chase women as friends, but that’s probably more of an “unconscious bias” than something they’d typically admit to.
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I’ll request honest reporting from my daughter. She starts this autumn.
…and it’d be nice to know what my son should expect upon arrival in eleven years.
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We always kicked girls out for openly promiscuous behavior. It was called the “questionable reputation” vote. You could even tell a regional leader what the issue was and they would require a vote on the girl, who would then get kicked out. We kicked a girl out for getting gangbanged.
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What dishonest leftist crap. Canada has freedom? Ha ha! Tell that to the guy sentenced to five years (Ernst Zündel) in an Ontario prison for denying the holocaust (he served over three years). Belgium has freedom? Yeah, tell that to the Vlaams Blok (Flemish Block), the largest party in Flanders, the largest portion of Belgium. Oh wait, you can’t because the government banned them several years ago for “inciting hatred” by using government statistics to point out that immigrants commit a disproportionately high portion of crime.
Typical know nothing leftist nonsense. Those places are “free” because the leftist doesn’t value people’s freedom to do things other than what he/she want them to do, so it isn’t really freedom.
All of it is just an excuse to bash America.
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Dude, it’s gratifying to see somebody comprehends my motive for linking the soliloquy. Thank you.
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You’re welcome, tteclod. Don’t worry about those who don’t get it. The clip wasn’t for them.
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>>>Canada has freedom?
Canadian Ezra Levant, a real journalist unlike the other Ezra, is getting pilloried with a libel lawsuit because he hurt the feelings of an Islamist creep. Yay freedom of speech.
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And Mark Steyn could tell Aaron Sorkin’s little mouthpiece a little bit about “freedom” in Canada. Live free or die, indeed. Somehow, I don’t think Steyn us in NH for the maple syrup.
As for the U.K., ah yes, the country that denied Michael Savage a visa because he was: “Considered to be engaging in unacceptable behaviour by seeking to provoke others to serious criminal acts and fostering hatred which might lead to inter-community violence.”
Honest to God, you just can’t make this stuff up.
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UK. Freedom.
Right.
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Believing angels are real is bad now?
And pretty sure Islamic countries have more people who believe in them.
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Gosh, what a stunning display of Diversity we have at the Voxy. I’m sure that their efforts will succeed, with a staff that clearly looks like America.
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The Tribe doesn’t have to do diversity. That’s just for us dumb goys.
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OT:
female ego in one song.
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Look at Google.com today. Nothing fancy like they usually do, but a small sentence across the screen that reads: “Google supports #BanBossy from Lean In & the Girl Scouts. Encourage girls to lead.”
Click the link and LOL at what BanBossy.com’s main message states.
“When a little boy asserts himself, he’s called a “leader.” Yet when a little girl does the same, she risks being branded “bossy.” Words like bossy send a message: don’t raise your hand or speak up. By middle school, girls are less interested in leading than boys—a trend that continues into adulthood. Together we can encourage girls to lead.”
Enjoy the decline.
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Google? Who couldn’t be bothered to even come up with a cute little graphic for their logo on President’s Day? But whose International Women’s Day, 137th birthday of some obscure negro, MLK, etc., etc., etc. doodles danced merrily?
That Google?
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Duckduckgo exists
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http://majorityrights.com/weblog/comments/curbing_the_appetites_of_women
Curbing the Appetites of Women:
A Summary of The Garbage Generation by Daniel Amneus
By Robert Reis
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The vocal fry kills me. Also, did they hire pajama boy? He’d fit right in.
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This vocal fry thing remains incomprehensible to me (not your fault, Kubla). Can someone post a link to a video that contains both it and normal speech side-by-side so that we know what to listen for?
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Do a YouTube search on vocal fry.
Both Matt and the broad in the video are doing the vocal fry. I think Ezra slips into it too, but I can’t watch that video again without putting my fist through the screen.
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Yup, they hired him. He is in position under Matty’s desk.
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“Vox’s headquarters in Washington, DC, like Ezra’s suit jacket, are oversized with room for muscular growth”
lzozlzozllzlzzozozo bwahahahahaha zlozlzozlzoz
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From their site: “The media is excellent at reporting the news and pretty good at adding commentary atop the news. What’s lacking is an organization genuinely dedicated to explaining the news. That is to say, our end goal isn’t telling you what just happened, or how we feel about what just happened, it’s making sure you understand what just happened.
We’re going to deliver a lot of contextual information that traditional news stories aren’t designed to carry, and we’re hiring journalists who really know the topics they cover. There’s no way we’ll be able to help readers understand issues if we haven’t done the work to understand them ourselves.”
So Vox is going to tell its readers how to think, e.g. hush crimes (wasn’t Yglesias a victim of one?)
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Cause they’re like, real smart, and like, will explain all this like complicated stuff to us unedjucabated dumb rubes.
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lzozlozlzolzolzoz here is a much much better Vox:
http://www.voxamps.com/us/
http://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/AC30C2/
One that does something useful for the world.
Vox Amps should sue and make Vox the faggotry lose its name. Much better case than World Wildlife Federation had when it took WWE the wrestling company’s former WWF name away after WWF had 30 year history.
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I think I’m happy that I have utterly no clue what this post is about. Ezra Vox Yglesias something something who?
Back under my rock. I like it under here. It can’t stop the decline, but it’s more comfortable ignoring it.
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You are what I imagine Zombie Shane looks like.
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You are what you drink.
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Maybe Matt Drudge could give them some good advice…
That whole clip is newspeech, which is a great word for it. New-speech or news-speech, synonymous.
“I have a great idea for a news organization. Its really revolutionary. It puts people in touch with news. People desperately need to connect with the news. Now when you review my previous credentials, you will determine they are very worthy of much angel investment. At that point I can sit in my cavernous office to write articles about justin bieber’s coif in peace.”
Pman’s rise of managerialism is becoming so very true. This video is like a bunch of middle managers proclaiming why they need to stay between the customer and the story.
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More Jews In The News… go figure.
Next.
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greg is dat you? Ah miss da times when we wuz makin sweet love. Come on ovuh anytom. Ah goss some barbecue wangs…and some sweet thighs..
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Y’all told me “it was all pink inside”… but when I gots home, I done seen it turned black.
Now all de sistuhs after muh dik.
Y’all shoulda warned me, dat sheet rubs off. 😡
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Bu wuz da DRANK pank?
Ef da drank wuz pank, den izz all goo
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LemmeAXyousumpen?
is we is?
or is we izn?
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Sheet, dawg! Jus’ tawkin’ bout sum drank!
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We be keepin’ it rael.
And the drank wuz the color purple.
LOZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZ
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What they are doing it “Impor-dent.”
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Heh, heh… I was going to mention that too.
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I predict an acute uptick in ‘knockout game’ incidents around the Connecticut Avenue neighborhood in DC.
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I may go up there myself.
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I’m pretty sure that Matt’s necktie clashes horribly with his sportcoat (@1:15).
If these mofos can’t be trusted to dress themselves properly in the morning, how can they be trusted to do our thinking for us?
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Why would hipster/SWPL types go for this drivel?
The guys in this video are totally 3 years ago…seriously…apple products and faggy hipster glasses and facial hair?
PRO-TIP: YOU MISSED THE BANDWAGON
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The first few lines had me excited until i read that Yglesias was involved, then i realized it was a parody lol. Don’t get my hopes up man!
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My morning chubby likes Natalie Morales. So I suffer the Today Show.
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Cats v.s. Hamsters?
The problem with this being a parody is that it is parodying something which is taking itself seriously though should itself be a parody.
What’s it all about, Alphie?
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Did I see roosh in that clip ? Would make sense , DC is his old stomping ground, he probably knows Klein and Iglesias and…. Horse face whoever that was
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1:24 is roosh!
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Finally! A media product aimed at whiterpeople. Well, it’s about time!
Seriously though, how are they going to compete in the crowded click mining progressive marketplace against NPR, Slate, Salon, Upworthy, Jacobin, Jezebel, etc, etc, etc.?
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Is that really Matt Yglesias?
How can one be such a formless tub of flesh and sound like a 95 pound 16 year old teenager?
I’m sorry, but now the image of him getting KOd by a vibrant is actually funnier.
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Is vibrant a term for ethnic based on the phrase ‘vibrant community’ we see commonly here in the UK? Or am I reading too much into it?
If not it should be.
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Social issues are barely news anyway… just shows you what a declining society cares about
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Because FACT x IMPORTANCE = NEWS.
/The Day Today
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[…] Fed up with public perception of new media “journolism” as a bastion of blushing hermaphrodites opening up about their day to day experiences having sex with themselves, Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein have teamed up to inject a healthy dose of raw… […]
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[…] Read the original: Matt Yglesias And Ezra Klein Are New Media Manly Icons | Chateau … […]
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What is Ezra’s personal best dead lift?
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I’d say, “All 95 lbs of Adam Lanza’s Scrawny Ass”, but the YKWs have done such a good job of burying that story that no one would get the joke:
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-w-chapman/sandy-hook-killer-had-movie-depicting-manboy-relationship-his-pc
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In re: the Lena Dunham skit on SNL. Watched it. Not funny. She really isn’t anywhere near as talented as she thinks she is.
Now this? This is funny: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-treats-women-with-respect-asked-what-his-s,35487/
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For the Onion? No. This is funny:
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Wow! What cutting edge journalists! They’re really going to give it to those big boy fat cats in Washington! And they’re going to have EDGY content and hard hitting questions too!
I really want to congratulate Matt and Ezra on Vox:
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I just re-watched this, and wow-just-wow this has to be a parody. Can liberals really be *this* clueless and stupid? I’m referring to how every cliche stereotype–about 4 years outdated as someone mentioned–is there. The big black glasses, the faggot voice of the men, the faggot crossing of the legs of the men, the faggot male outfits, the men are YKWs and faggots.
The liberal YKW (“swpl” wink wink) idea that they need not even hide their intention to tell the sheeple what to think. Their entire idea is ludicrous because the MSM already does exactly what they claim is missing and what they want to do: present the “news” to the sheeple as if the audience is 6 years old, telling them what to think.
MSM does not even try to “report” news other than generally letting us know about major events like a disappearing plane. 90% of the time MSM is telling the audience what to think. They don’t even hide it. They include “talking points” and present it like a fucking powerpoint presentation telling people what to believe.
So besides the faggotry and YKWness of this bullshit, it’s laughable that they could event pretend to think they have some kind of new product.
Fucking pitiful.
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I fucking love your writing. Just sayin’.
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That video is hilarious; it’s the Montessori spawn of a Viagra commercial and an indie documentary.
Anyway good luck with the new venture; based on their site’s corporate sponsorship I’m guessing “context” for business news won’t include the fact that GE hasn’t paid taxes since before Matt Yglesias started wondering what girls feel like.
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Data! More graphs! Vocal fry!
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