Normally, CH is averse to feeding the conventional misinterpretation of game as robotically intoned one-liners, but short and sweet one-liners do serve a purpose beyond their use as saving throws in high pressure situations. Keeping at one’s mental disposal a crib sheet of snappy lines for retrieval during the typical scenarios one would meet and seduce girls benefits in two ways:
1. Test-driven lines really can get you out of a jam or closer to victory.
2. More importantly, mentally rehearsed and memorized “charisma cues” are conditioning stimuli that habituate one to think and feel more like a natural who is at ease in the company of beautiful women.
Number 2 is crucial. A repository of game-approved lines, called upon at will, grooms your attitude to align more closely with that of successful womanizers. As you say these lines to yourself, and as you deploy them in a growing number of social situations, your overall attitude — your “inner game” — begins to take on the characteristics of a man who is naturally good with women. You begin to visualize yourself as an alluringly savvy man self-assuredly parrying the clit-hardened jousts of intrigued women. You are recreating it till you make it, and recreation is greatly aided by having knowledge of the sorts of things that naturals often say to women when they’re just winging it.
Maxim #43: You rely on “pickup” lines to eventually discard reliance on pickup lines.
So the pickup aka courtship line is less about the particular arrangement of its individual words to influence female receptiveness than it is about how, over time, it rearranges your mental self-conception.
Related, a reader writes,
This is a question I’m sure many readers would like to know. I find myself having beta tendencies. I sometimes find myself in shit tests and girls testing my alphaness in person and via text. To keep my attitude and mind right I continue to refer to the 16 Commandments and the Maxims, which I’ve found a portion compiled online. Obviously for shit tests I agree and amplify, act aloof etc. But is there something like a complete list to reference? Something like the commandments plus the maxims, plus any other info in a list form? For quick reference?
Any suggestions on how to kick your mind back out of beta trap? Love the site and will donate £50 if this list is compliled.
What do you do to keep on track? How do you consistently keep the right mindset? Without slipping.
I work between London and Milan, so that’s why I’ll donate in GBP. It’s roughly $84.
I’m not entirely sure what this reader is getting at, but his letter does provide inspiration for a “crib sheet” of game. This post started with a lesson in one-liners, and for good reason. Kicking your mind out of “beta traps” is easier when you know how alphas actually talk to women. The first step to trying something new and unaccustomed in real life is to try it out in your head. Ask any man of high achievement his program for success and he’ll tell you he imagined where he would be long before he got there. Little boys don’t wait till forty to dream of being astronauts.
So, in the spirit of the reader’s request, what follows is the CH Crib Sheet of Game you can either write on a notecard and keep in your wallet, or just store in your head for instant access. The Commandments and Maxims are great, but a bit lengthy for practical retrieval, so the crib sheet will mostly focus on digestible concepts and one-liners.
The one-liners obviously apply to different situations, but the goal here isn’t to identify an exact match between line and application. Rather, the goal of the lines is to change your state of mind. The simple act of repeating them to yourself, and having them available should you need them, will imbue you with a sense of what it feels like to be a seductive man. This sense will carry over into real improvements in your masculine attractiveness.
This is by no means a complete list. The CH archives are now so huge and unwieldy that trawling it all for every gem is a time-suck too great for even a team of expert data miners. Therefore, as a general aid to the CH audience and as a specific answer to the reader above, all commenters are welcome to add entries to the Crib Sheet of Game, which will be updated on a regular basis and reposted from time to time, perhaps with its own reference page.
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CRIB SHEET OF GAME
CONCEPTS
Agree & amplify
Disqualification, yours and hers
Social proof/preselection
Push/pull
Hot/cold
Teasing
Play practical jokes
Amused mastery
Sexual Intent
Kino/Physical escalation (ABE: Always Be Escalating)
State control (composure)
Storytelling
Future pacing (sarcastic or sincere)
Assume the sale
Plausibly inadvertent self-promotion
Listening
Calculated vulnerability (faux beta game)
Be chased, don’t chase
Descriptive, emotive language
Reframing
Backhanded compliments (negs)
Don’t seek approval
Three second rule
Master the art of curious absences
Never apologize to yourself or anyone for your desires as a man
Own your bone
Be critical
Flip the script
Better an asshole than a beta
BODY LANGUAGE
Power poses
Slow movements
Eye contact
Minimal smiling
Contrapposto
Impatient outward glances
No hands in pockets
Open legs
Straight back
Hold your drink low
No fidgeting
Low vocal tone
Slow speech/accentuate every word
Don’t laugh at own jokes
Take up space
Approach after first mutual look
Avoid nervous tics/self-grooming
Pregnant pauses
Look straight or up, never down
Center yourself around your crotch
A little bit of swagger never hurts
LINES
gay
…
lol
k
8===D
wut
right
good job!
bring da movies

it’s complicated
thanks for the medical report
who brought their little sister?
nice shoes. those are really popular now
it’s a good thing we’re friends
is she always like this?
i don’t buy girls drinks but you can buy me one
your flirting needs work
don’t get the wrong idea
slow down, i need to be wined and dined first
you and i would never work out
what else do you have going for you besides your looks?
i’m just looking for that one woman i click with
your parents must be proud
wait… you’re not a lesbian?
are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission?
speaking from experience?
i didn’t know this was a job interview
where’s the fun in that?
you’re not a dull person, are you? good, let’s go!
weirdo
don’t get used to it
don’t get clingy
miss me already?
that’s mr. asshole to you
my heart will go on
someone’s in love
hey, hands off the merchandise
this whole thing?… it’s not working
i bet you wrote the book on it
i bet you say that to all the guys
you’re special
let’s stop by my place real quick. but don’t sit down, we’re not staying
if i didn’t know any better i’d say you were trying to pick me up
MISC
Progressive resistance weight training
Fitted clothes
Get out in the sun
Curb your porn habit
Find the fashion sweet spot between trendy and splashy
Don’t eat agribusiness crap
Be irreverent
Minimize your online presence beside that needed to pick up American attention whores
Think like a free man
Strive to do what is personally advantageous
Never forget Father Time is breathing down your neck.

Do you get points for comically and exaggeratedly pulling this out of the wallet, scanning through it with an intent look, then deadpanning one of the lines right at her? Agree and amplify, or just obnoxious?
The Shadowed Knight
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Not agree and amplify. I am thinking more cocky and funny or jerkass.
The Shadowed Knight
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Most important was the last sentence. “Never forget Father Time is breathing down your neck.”
So glad you put that in, CH. It’s almost like a warning. Time runs faster than you think. If you don’t learn these fundamentals and use them now, sooner than you realize, you will not have memories, you will have regret.
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Camille Paglia is saying the same thing today in Time Magazine:
http://time.com/#23054/camille-paglia-put-the-sex-back-in-sex-ed/
“Fertility is the missing chapter in sex education. Sobering facts about women’s declining fertility after their 20s are being withheld from ambitious young women, who are propelled along a career track devised for men…”
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Oh God you must be very naive if you think whores like Camila Page say these things to stop women from riding the cock and pursuing pointless careers! No, what she wants is what female doctors in Europe are getting: a ”career tract devised for women”, which means she gets a pointless education, works for two years, then goes home and makes babies and the state(=beta men paying taxes)takes care of her and her bastard spawn.
Yup, tell womyn to have children young, take five years off with pay then come back for some more euality!
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Paying smart women to have children is the least of our concerns, although you’re seriously out of touch regarding what women in Europe get. How about minding the geriatric state? We piss away far more people on the healthcare and paid 20+ years vacations old people get. At least those women create future taxpayers. Green energy is yet another stupider money suck. NATO membership is yet another useless thing.
Actually, maternity leave is probably the only type of welfare that you can justify as good for society.
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> “Oh God you must be very naive if you think whores like Camila Page say these things to stop women from riding the cock and pursuing pointless careers!”
Actually, if you read her closely, then you come away with the feeling that Paglia probably very much regrets the way in which she chose to live her life.
She’s starting to remind me a lot of Oriana Fallaci, in that you can sense that she’s starting to wake up and realize that her entire life has been a lie and that she made a terrible mistake in not listening to the wisdom of her ancestors [& ancestresses] back when she was a young lass and still had a fertile womb which could have done the world some good.
Now whether she could ever summon up the strength of character to make a public confession that her entire life has been a lie – I dunno – that sort of honesty seems to be very rare in human affairs.
But you can tell that she’s spent a lot of time in introspection, trying to make sense of it all.
And my guess would be that, as she moved into her twilight years, the tragedy of it all would have become an increasingly difficult burden for her to bear, particularly if she had remained silent, and hadn’t started screaming bloody murder, like Oriana did, in trying to warn young people of the suicidal foolishness of their ways.
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You really haven’t read her have you? In the last few years you can find numerous articles by her that are more with reality than the majority of betaized men.
– Decay of the Arts as God is increasingly excluded from mainstream culture (yes there are plenty of spergs that will claim the arts today are better than the past. Despite Michelangelo, Beethoven, Mozart, etc. Their greatest works were done in homage to God. Yet even an atheist like Paglia can recognize how much the quality has dropped)
– The extremely detrimental judicial system regarding marriage
– The understanding of what happens to a society that doesn’t grow: death
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I’ll second that.
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. Law of attraction.
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“that’s mr. asshole to you”
New one. Can’t wait to use it!
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publish a best of game posts book ?
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It might be useful to produce some laminated flash cards for the neophyte playas to bring with them into clubs and bars.
Flash cards, so they fit easily into a jacket or trouser pocket. And laminated, in case they get drinks (or jizz) on them.
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One need only bookmark this page on phone.
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Imagine some dude furiously flipping through some flashcards only to arrive at one, look up, and say “gay” in response to something a woman just said.
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Still beats ‘You’re so beautiful! Do you mind if I buy you a drink?”.
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I throw up in my mouth every time I hear that line or some variation of it. I just wanna kick the perpetrator in the nuts and save him the 20 bucks.
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Take that horrible pandering and subvert either part of it, and you get a good line:
* You’re so beautiful! You should buy me a drink.
* Damn, you’re ugly. We’re both gonna need drinks.
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I’ve gotten good responses out of “it’s a good thing you’re pretty” to a girl when she does or says something dumb.
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I’d change it for “good thing you are cute”
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This is a classic. Can be ramped up for bad behavior. “You’re not quite hot enough for all this bullshit.”
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Yeah, that could be better some times.
Thanks.
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It’s a good thing your STILL pretty
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LINES
Never sleep with you? – you could never afford me.
Some people think I should like you for your mind, but I have to tell you I am not that shallow.
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You’re a huge tryhard faggot and I’d bet the farm that you have never said that in the presence of a woman. (without receiving eye rolls)
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Bill Clinton would rock those lines.
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As it happens the reason for my writing them here is because I have and they are my lines too – and with devastating (put-down) effect. Of course that does not stop me from being a try-hard faggot.
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[…] A Crib Sheet Of Game […]
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You’re the overlord of game. Speaking of overlords:
http://www.overlordsofchaos.com/
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What is “impatient outward glances”? Do you mean looking bored and side-eying the bar or the door?
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Yes
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This is crib sheet is missing one word. Anyone care to guess what it is?
….
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
It means to be lung raped by a volcano.
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Discard?
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… rape?
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And the little lady wins a big cigar.
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No thanks. Had my quota for the day.
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consent
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I’ll give her a 3 sec notice from P2A…consent is for faggots and safe words are ignored. Mom likes it that way but she’d never let you in on it.
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it was a joke, being diametrically opposed to whorefinder’s modus operandi.
are you new here you try-hard dipshit?
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Impregnation.
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I could not hazard a guess.
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P.S. Speaking of crib sheets. I feel that we should have a crib sheet for all aspects of red pill living, not just for sex. A list of sites that are not afraid to tell you an alternative reality to what you have been spoon fed your whole life. Allow me to start a list:
Politics:
http://voxday.blogspot.com/
http://gatesofvienna.net/
https://www.numbersusa.com/content/
http://vdare.com/
Money:
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?blog=Market-Ticker
http://www.zerohedge.com/
Religion/NWO:
http://www.barnhardt.biz/
http://www.overlordsofchaos.com/ (just stumbled on this today. Intriguing.)
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Chuck out Gates of Vienna. That site is Kosher controlled opposition.
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I never understood people whose problem with Muslims and Islam is that they’re not far enough to the left. I wish I had time to read all this stuff, but I find keeping up to date with politics is a waste of time because you won’t change anything. Instead of reading politics blogs, read books about other eras and philosophy. You might learn why we’re in the predicament we’re in now.
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I feel the same way. All reading the news does to me is ruining my mood.
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Camille Paglia on sex ed, declining fertility, and life-planning advice for girls:
http://time.com/23054/camille-paglia-put-the-sex-back-in-sex-ed/
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I literally have Sexual Personae on my desk right now and was going to look through it tomorrow. She’s fierce.
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I got to speak with her briefly during her promotional tour for the poetry book. (I’ve read all her stuff.) I believe she genuinely likes men, and she genuinely is curious about considered, divergent points of view. Very odd that one of the more flattering conversations I’ve had is with a lesbian sexual outlaw.
But then again, one of my best friends is a closet lesbian retired Big Finance exec who delights in discussing with me my sexual/dating misadventures. I’m curious if there is a heuristic that may be applied: how did these women — “bossy”, powerful women, both — avoid the indoctrination that leads to such the popular misandry?
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My explanation, as it is with all of my successful liasons with heteros: they had good dads. Girls who had good dads seem to go for me. (I believe that’s the ex-post-bluepill side of me shining through.)
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“(I believe that’s the ex-post-bluepill side of me shining through.)”
Yes it is. Girls with good dads want a red pill guy who’s capable of a little blue, if she earns it.
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She’s one of the few ideologically consistent feminists out there, and she reasons in a very masculine way. Could that have something to do with it?
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I tend to say things like “she tends to think independently and argue logically” but I suppose that means she reasons in a masculine fashion. The next comment would be: how can one “reason” and not think independently and argue logically, and that has nothing to do with sex, but whatever. Some people reason, some people don’t.
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Related: http://nypost.com/2014/03/12/princeton-mom-heres-why-new-york-women-cant-get-a-husband/
It may be that, finally, the worm is starting to turn. That whole lost generation of strong, empowered, independent women are starting to crush in on the weight of the lies they have told themselves.
And many women are now not chanting the party line. Perhaps there is hope for the new crop of girls to learn what filthy lies they’ve been spoon fed by radical feminism for decades.
Once can only hope, as we are seeing more and more takedown articles like Camille’s and Princeton Mom’s these days.
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I don’t know. I see it on par with writing an article to convince heroin addicts to quit. She’s totally accurate, especially on likelihood of meeting psychopaths at bars. But that’s what these chicks dig. They’re addicted to their tingles and they’ll never be happy with the beta that Princeton Mom suggests meeting at a museum. I’m afraid that ship has sailed with women in the workplace and no amount of reason can turn it around for society as a whole. But if it helps even a few women then it’d be worth it.
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finally something to use those wall vinyl stickers for
was just watching ‘legit’ and they discussed the fact that women will date serial killers, not that it’s a huge show but it was entertaining to see.
also i kind of get bored with relentlessly negative stuff, but this was interesting:
http://captaincapitalism.blogspot.com/2014/03/learning-to-loathe-united-states.html
basically it discusses whether any of us actually experienced the ‘america’ we all wish we lived in right now or if it’s always just been the upper portion of the toilet swirl at best.
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I did, and it was awesome.
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Yes it was a decent white-oriented country where if you had talent you could get ahead and even if not you could make it by working hard.
A place without much fear. There’s fear and uncertainty all over the place now. I can add that I saw things would get more competitive as I got older, but I did not anticipate the asymmetrical shocks like 9/11 and following weird events, Obama appearing from nowhere and being placed in the White House, etc. Nor even the persistence with which white men would be taken advantage of.
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“if you had talent you could get ahead and even if not you could make it by working hard.”
There was nothing special about America. It’s what happens when the rest of the industrial world is in ruins. If Burundi had a large share of the world’s industry, they would command similar lifestyles. The people of the 1950s and 1960s there should have been glad because no other generation would have had it as good as them.
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***Bzzt*** wrong answer. America had the least regulated economy at one time and experienced growth rates and innovation at a rate that even exceeded Britain before the first world war. After WW2? Sure the rest of the world was in shambles. Then we rebuilt most of it with newer factories than we had, at the same time cementing in place all the practices that have brought us to the brink we are at today. America isn’t special only from the prospective that everyone that does consistently dumb things suffers eventually. Including America.
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Pijama wearing ninja,
you’ve got to be kidding
How could the USA have become the most successful nation in the history of the world, the richest, the most powerful if it was not something special about it???
Why is it still today (despite some signs of decline) the place where everyone on the planet wants to emmigrate if it is not special?
Before World War Two the USA was not even in the top ten military powers ( I think it was 14th, can’t remember ), within 5 short years it became the most powerful military ever seen in human history and still is.
There are dozens if not hundreds of examples that clearly show the USA is special.
The whole planets is a nicer place thanks to the USA and all the things that could have only been created there.
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Nothing special? There was. As a German politician noted: Bill Gates started his company in his garage. In Germany that would have been forbidden based on the regulations for room temperatures.
The Baltic countries have imitated the U.S. success by keeping their tax pressures very low, and their economies have taken off. Income tax in Estonia is 21 percent, and zero percent for profit in a company – tax is only paid when part of the profit is distributed to shareholders. The rest can be kept in the company and reinvested with no taxes in the way. As a result Estonia and the rest quickly approached the West.
This is something the Left refuse to acknowledge because it isn’t convenient for them: that low taxes, which allow more money to be reallocated by consumers and businesses, grow an economy better. Thereby in the long run actually resulting in more tax incomes for the state, as the economy has grown. The reasons for this are logical but take too long to explain here. We have tons of empirical evidence for this, however. But most media, and of course the socialist teachers in schools, want to make sure people don’t learn of this. And when it is mentioned they will always muddy the waters by saying “You only think of profit! You don’t think of the poor!” etc. (When the Left talks about growing the economy, however, they are oh-so idealistic and good of course, and the same accusations are not used.)
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this list is getting printed and hung up in my room while i light candles underneath it, in the cloack of the dark, and worship The God of Social Dynamics
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Often when reading here I find myself thinking of Anakin, after having helped dispatch of Jackson’s character, bowing down to the Dark Side emperor with the line “I pledge myself to your teachings.”
With the emperor answering, “Good, good….”
Before that the emperor had thrown thrown his foe out the window with the words “Power! Unlimited power!” Power is a wonderful thing to have, don’t let any woman tell you otherwise. Power in game is awesome.
I submit a concept: sprezzatura. The art that is so smooth, it doesn’t look like art. Or here, the game that is so smooth it doesn’t look like game.
Use it in a sentence:
“How can you remember all this stuff without being stumped by too many pointers out in the field?”
“Hey … you gotta have sprezzatura.”
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@CH: Top post! Love this.
2nded on: Sprezzatura
Also:
Concepts:
It’s all about Frame/Context (ie: RSDTyler or YaReally could say/do shit avg. guy couldn’t b/c of it)
Frame-Control (to go with Re-Frame)
Lines:
I don’t want to get you pregnant.
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tyler is a homosexual by my approximation. how any woman could find him masculine with that lisp and his waif shenanigans is a mindfuck
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+1
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@blaux @thrust
Makeouts start around 1:50:
I’m sure Tyler is waiting to see your vids of you guys doing this better. lol
Don’t worry, he was kind enough to make a free video for you so you can learn to feel more secure with yourselves and grow:
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ownage!
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that voice though, thanks for proving my point with sources.
imagine if he were a general you were following into battle, llzollzol.
gen. ginger queer wants me to get my dome split over that hill? fuck that, i’m going home.
unlike tyler, i have no need to prove to youtube what i’ve ran through to seem like a boss or to make a living, thanks for coming out of the woodwork for this one tho.
u get paid?
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fuck it, i’ll chip in while we’re at it
that genuine excitement for male attention
that rubber-meets-the-road moment of overgame sperglord meets reasonably well-adjusted “blue piller”
all yours probably for like $199.95 a seminar
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timestamp @ 10:03 for above, lozozolzll
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@YaReally
You’ve got mail.
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makeouts with fatties. I’m not normally sharp elbowed either. wow. now I get it.
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more of the bald ginger please…..he’s great
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yep, tyler is a god, that much is so.
i agree with blaux that the lisp chaps my ass etc. though yes he is coming from a good place, for the greater good..
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fuck that, he is coming from a place of “let me bleed omegas for all they’re worth” so he can parasite off of hapless virginal tech guys to eat instead of actually holding his own in the YKWeconomy
the dudes who put their name out there to make money off “game” are not the kind of man one should seek to emulate
the facts that
– wasted slores validate his pedestalization tactics with sperm-laden makeouts and
– sad guys without father figures pay money for this shit
is exactly what is wrong with ‘murica
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anyone who tries to make money off of “game” is a lowlife faggot, hands down
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just the image of some dude at his keyboard typing out ‘waif shenanigans,’ made me lol.
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yo sry my nigga i forgot to keep it street in this bitch, lemme check myself off that whiteboy vocabalaries shit
wut i ment 2 say was man that nigga b trippin off that DL homo shit and we don’t play that round here, ya feel me? drill that nigga for frontin if he stepped 2 me
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I give this a 6. Not bad. But you could do better.
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“take the coon shit back to world star hiphop, sambo” seemed to be too succinct
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Just because you have a list of 15 lines doesn’t mean you should use most of them. Use one or two in a given interaction for spice.
The list is made for you, you are not made for the list.
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Of course, FamilyMan. No one has said otherwise. All of this is just like being a salesman or learning to drive a car. Theory is useful, that cannot be denied. And then you practice until you have your own style. Smooth, suave field use of the theory – that’s sprezzatura for ya. Not to be confused with spermatura.
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There oughtta also be something up there about courage. Or fear. You must not fear. Fear is the game killer.
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Mentats…meh
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You Fremen, you.
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I love the rain. It washed memories off the sidewalk of life…
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washed not warshed
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washes not warshed. Damn you need an edit function.
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Perhaps you need to stop drinking while you comment.
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Are you new here?
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Reading over the list made me think of a tactic I’ve seen in person recently that I don’t think has ever been mentioned on this blog. There’s this moderately overweight black guy I’ve seen a few times at local establishments that is always saying things to girls like, “I’m glad you got to meet me – I’m awesome,” – basically switching around social pleasantries so that they focus on him rather than the person he’s talking to. Has anyone else heard of/used this before? The guy doesn’t look like the type to be reading up on game blogs but this sort of thing seems too deliberate to be something he just does naturally.
Anyways, from what I’ve seen, it hasn’t been very effective anyway. It’s obviously better than supplication but it’s so un-subtle that it doesn’t come across quite right to the girl.
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This is classic flip the script/assume the sale game. yeah, black guys love this game, but i’ve seen white guys execute it well too. the line would be better if he dropped the “i’m awesome” clause. it sounds try-hard. a simple “you’re so glad to meet me” will do.
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Sounds canned. But something to that effect but shorter would be better. Adapted to the situation.
For example:
Friend: “Hello everyone, this is Tyrone.”
Everyone: “Hello, Tyrone.”
Tyrone: “I’m here….” With a fake-serious face. Said in the way where the voice goes up a notch at the end, like when you say “Okay….” in that way where the voice goes up.
I do it often, sounding jokingly like I am observing a situation from afar, like an arbiter. Commenting on what someone says with e.g. “Or so it would seem….” in a joking way. Doesn’t really translate well on paper, you have to adapt it to the situation. Everybody has their own things, of course.
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A response my buddy, Lego, taught me is, “Cool story.”
It is said as flatly as possible. No emotion. No raising in tone.
Example:
HB: “I can make a guy cum in 2 minutes using just my tongue.”
Alpha: “Cool story.”
Bragging Buddy: “Dude, that hot babe over there just made me cum in 2 minutes!”
Alpha: “Cool story.”
You are not calling the person a liar. Without saying it directly, you say you are not impressed with the flatly delivered, “Cool” and are saying you are not convinced with the flatly delivered, “story.”
If the person wants to make you believe it, they need to commit more to you by presenting justification of what they just told you. By this commitment, you have flipped the script and are making the girl pursue you.
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That’s funny, that’s kind of my attitude; saying things like “Or so it would seem…” as an answer (see my comment right above). I don’t overdo it, but it’s part of the repertoire. I will have to remember “Cool story”. Remind me to send your friend the royalties. 🙂
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Fun responses:
“Noooice.” (Think ‘noise,’ but with the ‘ce’ at the end)
“Wow…that’s so coool.”
“Doubt it…” followed by a smirk.
“Prove it.” stated offhand — this one works wonders.
“Hella.” Oldie but a goodie.
“So tight/Tight/So fucking tight/I am so fucking tight (really funny as a non-sequitur response to bullshit about her day)”
I’m convinced that referring to bodily functions is some species of alpha (or it may just be funny to me…jury’s out).
If a girl asks to meet up at a certain time:
“So you wanna meet up thurs at X?”
“Nah, I’ll be taking a shit around that time. Better Fri….”
“…lol what?! Gross!”
“hella. Fri at X”
“lol okay”
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“Cool story” is a good one. It is even more terse than “Thanks for the medical report.” The former is, as you say, stoic and will lead to her qualifying, so script is flipped. The latter is a funnier version of the tactic, more ‘amused mastery’ than sprezzatura.
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Ya. You can test the limits of your current game by observing what you do around a certain type of girl. When you default to using the routines you learned in the beginning, that’s the current maximum reach. So, if that happens to you with 6’s, then that’s your current limit. I just kno that with the 8’s I fall back on the classic material I used to have. It works, it’s fine…but I’m aware of the fact that ‘ya, for now, this seems to be the outer reach.’
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In econ, this is called the ‘efficient frontier.’
1. (In football, it’s called ‘we do what we do. All teams have an identity.’)
2. (In software, it’s called ‘no one will see how ugly it is, it works.’)
3. (In finance, it’s called, ‘It’s not optimal, but you can’t do the next trade until you complete this trade. Make the trade.’)
I like #3 because it suggests the incremental value of doing something — and doing something more the next time.
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@ BuenaVista: An informed comment with examples from the real world! I am chocked, is this still the internet?
@ Scray: About 6s, etc. I think there is a lot of inflation in this grading system. 6s being your outer limit, well, that’s no problem. 6 is attractive. I’d say the majority of women are either 5 (plain) or 6 (attractive at an ordinary level). I will admit it: most attractive women I have slept with have been sixes. I strongly doubt many here can say otherwise. And yet, we usually see guys saying “I pulled a 7 last weekend….” Every 6 turns to a 7 come the field report.
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I never inflate my rankings — I try to be as accurate as possible, which sometimes can end up with me going back and forth — like between 5 and 6…or 6 and 7…which is why the decimal places are good for me. That’s why I express jubilation at hooking up with a 7 and nerdy disbelief at catching the interest of an 8 (and also disclose lying to an 8 to get her to do stuff with me lol). I agree with you that 6 is attractive.
I’d say the majority of women are actually 4’s, because the majority of women are fat. So, even having average beauty, still makes a woman in this day and age, above average with re: to incidence of attractiveness.
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Most good looking normal dudes (and guys with game) who just passively wait for girls to approach them VS cold approaching get 6s and at best 7s with a suuuuuuper rare 8 thrown in. Usually they end up with 6s who are just hot enough to not be completely embarrassed tapping but also plain enough to know that they have to do the work and approach the cool guy standing with his drink up at his chest. And if that 8 you had your eye on hasn’t noticed you or approached you or ordered a drink beside you by last call and that 6 is still there running her hands down your chest, you’ll go fuck the 6 and think about the 8 as you do it lol human nature, it plays out every night in bars everywhere.
It’s not at all impossible for a guy with game who’s cold approaching to get hotter. If you wait for a signal from them or for them to open you you have to hope one of the 10 hottest girls in the bar is into you from afar and gives you an opportunity. I can approach all 10 of those girls, and even if I get blown out by all of them I can then go to the next bar to approach the 10 hottest girls there…why would I bother with anything below a 7 when I have that skillset down? The only reason to mingle with the <7s at that stage is to get warmed up and self-amuse and get in a fun mood so that when the 9 walks by it's no big deal to grab her and pull her in.
Now if a guy said he was pulling 7+ girls consistently every night off his first approach, I'd be skeptical. But if I'm willing to blow through 30 8s and 9s my field report is probably going to say I banged a 9. I'm at a point now where I'd rather go home solo than with anything under a 7 lol I'm old I don't want to waste what little time I have left in this life banging average chicks. But other guys have higher sex drives and don't care. I also like working on the skillset, like being out and gaming is fun to me, whereas some guys see it as work or a chore or a "necessary evil" to get laid, so even a night where I just approach hot girls but go home solo I don't care, it was fun and I pushed myself and did more than 99% of the guys in the bar.
Passive game limits your results severely because you can only choose from the women who choose you. This is why we encourage guys to cold approach and go for what we want.
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Yeah, I’m close to breaking this plateau, I feel it…like, there’s a higher level to the game when you’re gunning for the real hotties…the models, the high end strippers.
It’s good when you post stuff like this because it helps with the internals that I think all guys —or at least me esp — need to have.
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YaReally, there’s that grading inflation I was talking about. Or simply, we have different grading systems. 6 for me is an attractive girl, period. No need to go through the effort to fantasize about someone else when you are sleeping with her. It is above 5, who is plain – neither attractive nor unattractive.
7 is, let’s say the most attractive girls in your high school, that shows their rarity. (We painstakingly created these definitions in high school. It’s a place for learning, after all.)
8 is professional-level beauty.
9 is perfect.
10 is perfect with a certain charisma shining through. 10 is what makes you stop and just look. It is inspiring.
And the lower half of the list, just for comparison:
5 is plain – you will not complain when your buddy marries a 5. This is not an ugly woman, just not someone you would fantasize about.
4 is unattractive. You still will not wince when you are talking to her, though.
3 is ugly, you can’t accept seeing a friend with this kind of girl, and he will be ashamed.
2 is as ugly as can be without being deformed.
1 is deformed, either by obesity or some other way.
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“Or simply, we have different grading systems.”
I go by: if you took that girl and put her in a Vegas nightclub, would anyone even notice her? No one is going to notice your high-school 7 or your co-worker 8 in a Vegas nightclub. So either you’d consider the majority of girls in a Vegas nightclub 9s and 10s, or your scale is a little generous lol
I’d describe my 6 as your 5, my 5 as your 4, etc. but I’ve spent a lot of time around high-end venues where girls are hot. If I spent my life in a small-town where Vegas quality girls are rare, my scale would probably shift a bit because the really hot ones would be so rare that they wouldn’t really register to me.
Either way it’s all silly personal definitions. My point is that you will never get your personal 9s and 10s by running passive game except by a miracle lightning strike fluke. You will never have a harem of your personal 8s and 9s by running passive game.
And that’s okay for some guys. A lot of guys can be perfectly happy settling down with a nice 6 and telling themselves “well all those hotter girls are too much drama and trouble and they’re all crazy and stupid bimbo slut-whores” to make themselves feel better when their 6 stops putting out and they’re up at night googling porn starring girls who look hotter than the 6 they settled for.
Some guys are happy on the ground, and some guys enjoy climbing mountains. To each their own. But the guy standing on the ground can’t say he’s living a 9/10 on the adventure scale lol
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Each one of these requires a day’s meditation. Good work.
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Great list, but what is future pacing?
[CH: time compression. you describe an imaginary point in the future when you two are doing something together.]
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“Find the fashion sweet spot between trendy and splashy”
Can someone tell me what “splashy” fashion is?
[CH: peacocky. you know, like wearing a pendant or a graphic jacket.]
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Seems to me that it can mean ‘hacking’ a convention.
In my case, inasmuch as I fly, I wear a nylon military lightweight MA-1 jacket. (Poseurs buy pre-distressed leather wanna-be Walter Mitty stuff.) Only mine are in black and, better, yellow. So I hack a convention, I make a statement (200 and a half; or, know what a hammerhead is?) and I am not dressed like an asshole in Chevy Chase on a tampon-acquisition mission.
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Girl: Let’s fuck.
Boy: Okay.
(Dad walks in)
Dad: What’s going on here?
Girl: I don’t know this guy.
Dad: Die rapist! (BLAM)(BLAM)(BLAM)(BLAM)(BLAM)(BLAM)
http://f2bbs.com/bbs/show_topic/960710
“HARRIS COUNTY, Texas—A Spring-area dad fatally shot a teen boy he found in his daughter’s bedroom early Thursday morning, deputies said.
…
Investigators said the father accused in the shooting woke up to find the male teen in his 16-year-old daughter’s bedroom.
According to detectives, his 16-year-old daughter let a 17-year-old boy in the house and snuck him into her bedroom.
Her younger brother went to say good night and saw two feet sticking out under the bed, detectives said. He then went to get his father.
The father walked in and asked questions, but his daughter claimed to not to know the male teen. The father then called 911, but an argument ensued with the teenage boy.
The father told police the boy dropped his hands as if to grab something, so the man opened fire. The teen died at the scene.”
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Lying whores might cost you your life. This is why the mendaciousness of women(over half of rape allegations are fabrications) should be advertised more. As someone who has been in that guy’s shoes, I do understand why he’d go wreck that guy’s daughter under his roof. It is a thrill. lol
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heh… i used this one the other day in the course of a text convo where I was shit talking with a chick. “Id definately need to use a condom”. hamster went into overdrive. heh
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Your judgement caused her to set her bitch shield at maximum. Sometimes it’s funny to get the wheel spinning, but it likely cost you the lay. Now she’ll make you work harder for it to prove she’s not a slut.
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Depends on the context and where in the text chat.
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There’s almost always an ” IF ” context . But when you tell a girl you are judgmental of sluts, her thighs clap shut, audibly.
* Side note *
Always wear a condom until you’ve made that trip to the clinic together and shared the results.
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Other lines:
“Behave”
“Behave or I’m sending you to the naughty corner” —credit Krauser for both
“spank your ass” my all purpose text when I’ve sexualized or banged a girl
One other game cheat sheet: be prepared to walk away.
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And another concept: self-amusement.
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Self-amusement is the key to avoiding the sting of rejection.
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Krauser? I thought that was Austin Powers…
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Great post.
Every man out there should have a script in his head for meeting new women.
In sales, even the guys with tons of experience still have their script right by their desk. I personally keep mines at all times. When I get many rejections in a row, I’ll review it and see if my tonality didn’t flow right. I know my script by heart, but I’ll often forget to emphasize a sentence or a word. It’s those minute details that really make a difference.
The approach is the most important part to master because you can have a closer’s heart but without a perfect pitch, you’ll end up working harder then you need to. No doubt you’ll get there eventually, but why waste time?
One piece of the approach that many experts don’t touch base on is your tonality. There’s this vague advice about keeping a low resonant tone. While this will get you women since you’re not being some squeaky beta faggot, you’re still short-selling yourself and your potential.
For reference, watch this scene with DiCaprio. Listen to his voice. Really listen to it. Matter of fact, listen to the audio only and hide the video. He flows his voice in a way that immediately captures attention and establishes certainty.
By mastering your tonality you will achieve that one trait many men cherish…charisma.
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good points. vocal inflection is an art all to itself.
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Cold-calling on penny stocks.
Ah, the good old days…
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If I’m doing the online dating thing, my results skyrocket if I maintain the proper diffident, unconcerned and amused tone (in the emailed text). This took a lot of effort to develop with subjects I was really, really interested in. (I did have success with minor literary professions of interest, like any overachieving beta — just not nearly as much.)
In my experience, one’s literary tone is comprised of both these emotional states, as well striking the balance between being interesting, and being brief. About two paragraphs seems to be the balance, in my case. Also, one must respect the medium: if a subject is reading her phone, it’s a fundamentally different experience than if she reads a note in an email client.
I only do online dating a few times a year, because it’s so efficient I run out of time to explore the different women. I often have over 50% hit rates in a two week cycle of introductions, using the new model that is CH-compliant. I used to do 10-20% at best. I don’t date 20-somethings, so YMMV.
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That was my experience as well though not with -quite- the ROI you are getting but I was shooting in the 20s range too which of course will skew the stats lower, though we are in the same geographical area.
I was at the point where my co-workers were just laughing at me because I had setup a little drop hangar with 3 different sets of clothes on it. I was running about 3-5 first dates a week or so. They were like “I get tired just thinking about it”, and there was some truth to that statement.
It does get a bit exhausting to put that much energy out after working all day. Overall though, I had no regrets going full on like that. It is much like anything in life, generally your level of investment should net an equal percentage of return.
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Learning proper voice technique is something that will greatly benefit you not only with women.
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Since you are in sales, you know that game and sales are extremely similar. You are lucky for having that experience.
One thing about voice: standing up is great. And walking back and forth makes you sound more confident when you are talking on the phone, and that change in the tone can make all the difference. I am talking from experience.
Also: COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!
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Just think, if you had worked so hard when you were younger you wouldn’t have a job as a telemarketer.
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Another CH prediction comes to pass.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-marries-dog-romantic-wedding-3225948#ixzz2vcyc6EFV
h/t Dalrock.
In even better news:
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304250204579433312607325596
“ObamaCare’s implementers continue to roam the battlefield and shoot their own wounded, and the latest casualty is the core of the Affordable Care Act—the individual mandate. To wit, last week the Administration quietly excused millions of people from the requirement to purchase health insurance or else pay a tax penalty.
This latest political reconstruction has received zero media notice, and the Health and Human Services Department didn’t think the details were worth discussing in a conference call, press materials or fact sheet. Instead, the mandate suspension was buried in an unrelated rule that was meant to preserve some health plans that don’t comply with ObamaCare benefit and redistribution mandates. Our sources only noticed the change this week.”
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“Better an asshole than a beta.”
Aw shit. . .I think bitches see me as BOTH a beta and an asshole! Fuck this, it’s too hard considering the slim-pickens that are American women. I’ll just print it out this tip-sheet and hand it to some bitch.
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assholery combined with beta comes off as being bitter. The key is being a little bit playful. Establish a little rapport.
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beta is a function of looks and confidence. aim more in your league or stop acting like a ho and your results should improve
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His league is up to 9+. Because he is a man.
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thats what “mask” taught me too
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Looking to raise some cash Heartiste?
[CH: The donation button has been up there for years as far as I know.]
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What’s the meaning of the Father Time one? Is it to remind yourself that the girl will eventually hit the wall?
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It puts approach anxiety in perspective.
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CH – A Crib Sheet for the ages, my friend
I’m looking for your two cents on Belle Knox – the Duke porn star needing to ‘pay her way’ through school. Or does she:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/opinionla/la-ol-duke-porn-star-belle-knox-20140313,0,2082146.story#axzz2vtXPyorx
Also, the New Jersey girl thrown out of her house and suing her own parents
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/12/new-jersey-teen-who-sued-parents-returns-home/
To me, these two current stories have a lot in common: we are reaching what you can call
“Peak Obnoxious Millennial Cunt”
What American culture has been going in the last two decades is manifesting in these two broads, spoiled bitches for the whole world to see
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“Her father, reportedly a devout Catholic, just returned home from deployment in Afghanistan to discover what his daughter has been up to, and according to a relative’s report, was “heartbroken.””
Fuck this world
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I read that article; the dad seems to be a classic beta pansy. And being a “devout Catholic” usually means, in this day and age, regularly going to services at those hippy gay Vatican II Novus Ordo temples.
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He worked hard to go through med school, which is tougher than what at least 95 percent of people do. He has a family. Having his investment and hopes betrayed by his daughter, immersed in a sea of propaganda since the first day in school and the first time she turned on the TV, doesn’t mean he is a weakling.
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You are giving him too much of a pass IMHO. EVERY girl is getting this same indoctrination but what percent of affluent Duke or similar college girls are sucking dick on camera for money?
There was a failing somewhere along the way here.
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She claims to have been watching porn at age 11, so there’s that.
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Perhaps, but it sure as h#ll does mean he is a naive idiot with his head up his a$$.
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American parents are worthless scum. Any real father wouldn’t have taken her back and made her live on her own from this point on, unless she begs to be received back and issues a public apology about what a cunt she has been. This is why your women are shit.
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He may not have had much of a choice. Also the judge required them to keep her on their insurance and keep college funds intact.
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It is easy to speak – but you always have a choice. ALWAYS
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As I understand it the judge did not rule on whether she’s emancipated, just said that for now, there’s no order of support.
Besides yes she seems like a bitch, but who do you want cleaning up that mess? Her parents, who may be able to make some impact still? Or the rest of society, us?
I’m hesitant to say parents should not drive out their own children.
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This Belle Knox story is just hilarious. She could have gotten a completely free ride (heh) at Vanderbilt, but instead chose to go to Duke at the steep rate of 40k, and is studying I believe women’s studies and sociology with the goal of becoming a lawyer. How is that going to work out exactly?
And then she has this two sided argument, “if only I got to go to college for free I wouldn’t have to do porn” then contradicts herself “I’m doing it because it’s empowering”. All the while she tried to keep it a secret.
This is the typical story, women using feminism to validate/defend their bad choices in life. And of course the sisterhood comes to the rescue, hypocrisy and all.
Even more funny, how exactly does she expect to make enough in porn to pay off her 6 figure tuition?
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Wait, her dad’s in the military? She has a great option; it’s called the GI Bill. The fuck?
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Yes, if you want to see blatant hypocrisy just check out the feminist in her facialabuse.com video. The guy filming is spitting real talk at her the ENTIRE time and even he notes how fucked up it is for an avowed feminist and entitled 18 year old college cunt to get throat gagged, spit on, choked, physically and verbally abused, and hate fucked.
Feminist indeed…
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..nice chub reading that
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This is a trial balloon. The goal is to preemptively convert college loan slaves into actual odalisques.
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Coming from a soon to be 41 year old…”father time” could be the entire theory in a nutshell. Too bad I disconnected so late.
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Beta or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okG2NehRxEM
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I believe the term ‘back-handed compliment’ sounds like street-talk and therefore lacks the subtlety of the original term, ‘left-handed compliment’. The ghettofication of our language will not go unnoticed. I mention this because LHC’s are used in all social and business arenas, not just those of game. CH, Matthew King, or Greg Eliot back me up on this fact.
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ever since i was a kid i’ve always heard it as BHC. and i didn’t exactly grow up in the ghetto. maybe this is a regional peculiarity, like soda vs pop?
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BHC.
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Northeastern upper middle class white girl here. I’ve always heard BHC more than LHC.
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My wife was born and bred in Greenwich, CT and has always used LHC. In Tucson, AZ they use BHC. Thanks for the replies, Amy, et al.
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I’ve heard both, but BHC seems to be the more recent and popular use of the term for the past two decades or so.
As you say, colloquialisms often rule by default, and are often a bastardization of former language purity.
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cosign on Eliot.
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One of my favorite phrases in this ilk is “damning with faint praise”. Not sure if it originated with Wilde or Twain, or perhaps Mencken.
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I guess its a Northeast thing, I’ve always hear BHC and I also spent A LOT of time around the real ghetto. No nog has ever used that phrase, too many syllables…
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http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20140313/b520625/
‘”Our culture is obsessed with not growing into who you were really meant to be,” observes Winfrey in a sneak peek at the show, obtained exclusively by E! News.
“This is true,” agrees Diaz, noting how “crazy” society’s obsession with aging (or trying to stop aging) is.
“And women don’t allow other women to age gracefully,” the author of The Body Book continues. “And we don’t give ourselves permission to age gracefully.”
Diaz agrees with Winfrey that everyone’s trying to be “back there,” in the past.
“And they’re trying…” the actress struggles to get the words out. “For me I feel like if I—it’s almost as if we have failed if we don’t remain 25 for the rest of our lives. Like we are failures. It’s a personal…failure. Like our fault that at 40 years old that I still don’t look like I’m 25.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I apologize,” Diaz says, feigning indignance as the audience laughs and applauds.”
The blond beauty admits, “I wasn’t able to defy nature.”
Watch Diaz and her fellow movie star discuss how they truly feel about their looks and reveal how they nurture their bodies and their inner beauty when Cameron Diaz & Sharon Stone: Aging Gracefully premieres Sunday on OWN at 9 p.m.’
tl;dr: young women show old women zero mercy; old women think our fixation with youth is crazy.
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See I think we’ll soon have an age acceptance movement in conjunction with the fat acceptance idiots. Instead of “real women have curves” we’ll get “real women have wrinkles and saggy tits”.
Or just unite under the banner men are not entitled to their preferences.
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Not explicitly, but it’s been here the whole time: cougarism, pushing older women as more “mature” and “better in the sack”, shaming men who date younger women, pushing 18 years old as an “age of consent”, etc. etc.
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Woman who has aged gracefully: married young, had kids young, is currently helping raise the family. Job well done.
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But is it good for the Jews?
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Dude. There is nothing old women hate as much as young women. Usually it’s young women leaving the old alone, because the young have better things to do, but the old women can never stop thinking about and complaining about the young women.
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I definitely cannot help feeling the joy of bitter revenge:
Me as boy: everyone happy, awesome
Me as young man: girls don’t care about me, nice guy beta bitch trying to do the right thing, they all abandon me
Me a few years older, now..: old girlfriends hear the cool stuff I’m up to and ask about me, I don’t pay attention now that I’ve got better stuff to do and see that they were basically deceitful and nothing special the whole time
Me in a few years if this keeps up: wealthy, fit, happy, hot young girls whenever I want (keep OR exchange), conclusively surpassing my old girlfriends socially at the late-20s mark
Me from then out: LOL at old women (35 y.o.+) trying to shame me for getting mine with hot, tight young girls that they used to be.
Many of them used to ignore me completely in order to chase older, wealthier, more exciting, sexier guys. Guess what, that’s me now ^__^
They got theirs from ages 12-26 and didn’t lend me a single fucking hand, abandoned me to lonely bitterness completely, and shunned and judged me.
Do they think I’m going to forget that, now that I’m killing it, financially, romantically, sexually, and personally? Come back and tell them it was all OK, that the years of lonely humiliation and confusion on my part as a young lad had nothing to do with the moronic, tingle-crazed world they had so sweetly incentivized with their dripping juices?
Nope.. I lay much of my early misery at their feet, and feel intellectually justified in doing so. The girls got to run around giggling, partying, talking shit about guys they disliked, and generally deciding how EVERYTHING was going to be done through the Pussy Cartel.
Me Age 26, I can now see that this Cartel doesn’t have NEARLY the monopoly that they think they do… and that will be rubbed in their face for the offenses of the past.. it has already begun…
I know I’d be a better person if I didn’t want such sweet revenge, but I gotta say… it feels good and it looks like there’s only more of it coming down the pipe
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A lot of politicinas and bureaucrats are gaming the people.
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The crib sheet should also contain the best line ever to blast through LMR and ASD :
Detox my Buttox…
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[…] Normally, CH is averse to feeding the conventional misinterpretation of game as robotically intoned one-liners, but short and sweet one-liners do serve a purpose beyond their use as saving throws in high pressure situations. […]
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I will donate another 50 pounds if you can release a kind of “compendium” article of major shit tests with adequate responses to them.
There are posts on shit tests, but there is no proper list of common shit tests that will serve players in a majority of situations.
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https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/06/25/compendium-of-female-super-shit-tests/
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/10/23/good-examples-of-readers-passing-shit-tests/
There are more, but what you need to adopt is the attitude. The frame from which the lines come is far more important than the lines themselves.
You could spit golden lines at girls but if you do it from an insecure or needy frame, the lines will get you nowhere.
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I know, but shit tests usually come at the very beginning when the pressure is high and the nerves are on. Canned responses can save your ass.
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It’s not so much that .S.Ts. come at the beginning but that they get get more covert the deeper she’s hooked.
In fact the shit test that used to trip me up more than any other is the seemingly innocent – “I love you”.
Its a hard one to over come because silence or changeing the subject is deemed unacceptable in this spot and yet even in my blue pill days I instinctively knew that any reciprocation would be used against me in the future.
Fortunately (thank to CH and others) I now see S.Ts. as opertunities rather than tests. In fact the bigger the S.T. the bigger the opertunity…
In bed with a chick watching a movie recently when she pulled the old – “you know I love you don’t you?” Could feel her eyes burning a hole in the side of my head, waiting for a answer. Without even turning to face her I casually replied – “We’ll don’t. You’ll only get hurt”. Silence. For a second I thought I may have over done it but then she dived under the covers blew me like a porn star.
Game works. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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“Any suggestions on how to kick your mind back out of beta trap? ”
I just think about the existence of these websites:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2166724
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1s1xr4/found_out_my_wife_used_to_have_sex_with_her_dog/
http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/FDR/fdr-0227.txt
Once I remember that that cute, lovely little princess has the capacity to be a filthy dog-slut, the shit tests are swatted away.
It seems so long ago now, when I used to pedestalize women and think they deserved some kind of special treatment just because they were women. I almost miss that blissful naivety.
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I was searching the archive and ran into this post with a list of ‘playfulness tactics’. Seems like a good crib sheet addition.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/04/12/how-to-treat-a-beautiful-woman-like-a-plain-woman/
I was looking for a specific argument but wasn’t able to find it: Why a love-struck beta writing a romantic poem about unrequited love is cringe-inducing and a tingle killer, but the same lyrics belted out by a rock star on stage is chick crack. I know the answer I was just looking for the original argument here in the CH archives, but couldn’t find it.
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I think it was mainly that the rock star has massive social proof, so the woman doesn’t reject his missile to the heart.
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The illusion of offering commitment is far more valuable to men who have options.
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MINT!
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Lines:
who are you? – with an aloof frame of course
and
how many kids do you have?
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“What country you from?”
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Like you she is from Thwackistan
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Thats Thwaw – kee – stahn
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Anyone surprised the person who drunkenly fled the police and drove that car through a crowd of people in Austin is a subhuman orc with a criminal record and penchant to post pictures of himself with money, middle fingers, weed and his fat baby momma?
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Not Da Eveel Weed!
Why art thou condoning that jewel of XXth century crackerdom?!?
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Fun fact: maybe ten years ago, an Indian drove his car through a crowd of White people. When the crime was copied in NYPD Blue (I think it was), it was a White man driving his car through a crowd of Blacks in Harlem.
A Black woman hit a White man with her car. He was thrown halfway through the windshield and got stuck there, gravely wounded. She parked the car in her garage and let him die. She went in there several times to watch him. She and her Black boyfriend went into the garage to have sex nex to the car while the White man was dying.
The media blacked out the event. And when it was shown in NYPD Blue, it was changed to a White man hitting a Black woman with his car….
Never, ever any need to ask why we highlight the presence of the YKW in the media boardrooms.
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I remember reading about the woman who kept the dying man in her garage stuck to her windshield
and you are right, race was never mentioned, so I figured she must have been white
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Missing from CH’s list of concepts (surely an oversight) is that of Time Distillation – where you contrive to make it appear that you have known the woman longer than you really have.
I remain Ho’s sissy faggot but have used Time Distillation rather effectively.
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You need to explain it to those who don’t know: you move between different places, like from a gift shop to a park to a café, or whatever. This way you have more experiences together, and it feels like the time is longer, than just sitting in the same place.
One of the early and most important things I learned from the manosphere about dates was that they shouldn’t be like an interview at a coffee shop.
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Incredibly good crafty advice, the dates that make them crazy about you are the ones that go from place to place, leading them, drawing them in, making sweet tingle-linked memories, and in every location, being the boss
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Mixing “fleeing the police”,”weed”, and the “vibrancy” of the criminal and other pseudocrimes with the REAL crime of killing to people muddies the water. Add the fact that the orc will NOT get the proper 6 feet of rope for his crime, but rather some cockamammie pseudo-sentence.
It’s all bad, very bad, and disgusting.
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It’s Texas – does a capital murder conviction mean the orc will face the chair or needle?
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Unlikely. Safe money says he’ll get a life sentence.
If it’s any consolation the two people who died were on a moped. Meaning they were hipsters or fags, Austin has no shortage of either.
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All drug users should hang. They are an acid poured over society. Give me your address and we can start improving the world a little.
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Does that include booze? Prescription drugs? You’re gonna need a lot of rope there.
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“Never forget father time is breathing down your neck”
So true… and one that many women often ignore until they are still living with their parents at 30 with no boyfriend/husband in sight and a plethora of cats.
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He’s breathing at you, let that remind you that he’s blasting a hurricane at the women.
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You omitted the best line of all.
“So?” Followed by a 5 second blank stare.
Watch a woman’s brain go into vapor lock after doing this.
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Flat voiced “And?” works for me.
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When I compliment a girl I always either precede or end it with, “don’t get a big head, but…”
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The Duke porn star is rising above slut-shaming!
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/belle-knox-duke-porn-star?click=smart&kw=ist&src=smart&mag=COS&link=http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/belle-knox-duke-porn-star-SMT-COS
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After telling wife about buying new cleats, grip tape for my bat and baseball pants, my wife (whom I met on our co-ed softball team 8 years ago) asks if I am going to try to pick up some new girls on the softball team. I replied, “I don’t need to TRY.” (emphasis on the word “try”) Wife responded with an exasperated, “Myyyy husband…” Turn a loyalty test into dread? “Agree and Amplify,” I don’t know what you call that, but it seemed like a good response on my part.
Male friend asks my opinion on which celebrity his engaged female 40ish friend (at a happy hour with all of her post-wall female friends) most resembles. She was decent looking, maybe could have been an 8 in her prime, but now maybe a 6. I took a good look at her for a few seconds and smugly replied directly to her face, “Steven Tyler.” She laughed and smiled and gave a one of those “oh, you” kind of shoves. Then I smiled as I was pleased to she that she was not a total bitch and can take a little abuse and roll with it.
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How about “Good luck” or “Good luck with all of that” if a girl tries to tell you how “busy” she is with her very important life.
[CH: Not a fan. It’s hard to make it not sound spiteful or sarcastic. “lol” is better because it’s true intent and meaning are more ambiguous.]
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this is awesome. thanks CH I’ve been needing this
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Some randoms in no particular order:
– Lean back – ALWAYS.Whether youre standing,sitting,lying down
– Dont PDA.Let her come to you with all the touchy feely stuff.
– Make 90% of your touches sexual.Your hand on her ass,on her inner thigh,under her top,etc
– Dont ever double-text.Unless youre reprimanding her for some shit she did to upset you.Dont text back until she apologises profusely
– Stop trying to kiss her all the time.This is part of acting aloof
Shit test dynamite: “You sound a bit gay” (Frown when youre saying it)
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I’m gaming a chick who i gather from her FB photos has a boyfriend, who gave me her number, who constantly texts back within minutes of my texts. She’s never mentioned the bf to me when I game her. She always comes over to me at the party. I tried extracting her for drinks. She turned down drinks but still engages. Now…is this just attention whoring? Or are the IOI’s i’m getting real? I’ve sexualized texts covertly. She replies, loves the banter. Would love to hear insights, suggestions, stories.
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Oh and in the photos, I notice the guy is always leaning and hanging off her. She looks quite sexy and cool in the pix—the reverse of what it should be.
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I’m a first time poster here. So I’m not privy to all the concept of game and the like. But I find your website interesting.
I’m recently single (after a 10 year marriage) and I’ve started internet dating. After 2 weeks on POF, I was able to attract a relatively attractive female in my direction. I was able to bed her. When she alluded to plans for the future to move in together, etc. I broke off the relationship in the nicest way possible, but she hurled attacks on me calling me a “user” and a “player”. It wasn’t my intent at all, I was really looking for a casual girlfriend. Admittedly, things got passionate very early on between us (due to chemistry and mutual attraction).
Anyway, 3 days later, feeling anxious (and in need of female companionship), I wrote an apology email and we restarted the relationship. But this time around, I let my guard down and acted like the perfect sweet boyfriend. I genuinely like her. At first, we had even more sex than ever before, but my ‘backsliding’ into beta mode is I believe, making her lose interest in me. But coming off a previous marriage, I’m not too quick to jump into a truly serious long term relationship. It would be nice if I could continue to see her, but ultimately, I can be at peace with myself if I remain alone for a while.
And so that got me thinking: what’s wrong with acting like an alpha to attract a woman and then get into bed with her and then, when you want to break it off (before any serious talks of marriage and the like comes up), you simply turn into a simpering beta so that she loses interest in you?
The irony is that women always say they want “nice guys”, but that’s not what they really want.
This website is a great resource of information. It describes perfectly how women were like in my pre-marriage days: those girls that I was truly nice to would get bored and drop me. Those girls who I had lost interest in and treated rather badly would sometimes talk of suicide because I didn’t love them like they loved me.
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Oh, a boyfriend? Had one of those, once. Not my cup of tea.
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Boyfriend? As in, beeh ooh eye , frie-end?
– is that some sort of exotic pet?
– i once had a tarnatula – is that the same thing?
– *mock panicked look, grab her forearm* wait, are you my girlfriend!? i’ve been avoiding you all night!
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….and dont forget: have fun and DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO!!!!!11!!
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For Progressive resistance training — Starting Strength gets my recommendation. Novices need apply.
Get the SS book and while waiting read Rip’s articles and this ( http//i.imgur.com/9OmhA.png)for programming and the wiki. Start with an empty bar if need be.
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This is gold,.. but one thing I haven’t seen much of here (and I’ve looked) is advice on initiating the first date after you’ve got her number. How do you invite her for the first date through text in a way that gives you the best odds of success?
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