Read this OkCupid profile and try to guess the sex of the person who wrote it.
Don’t read further until you’ve made your guess.
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These are your American women. Delightfully feminine bunch, ain’t they? This profile, minus a few giveaways, could easily pass for the braggadocio of a fraternity brother.
And brow-furrowed femcunts wonder why men won’t “man up” and marry these drunk slatterns.
The blocked out part was a brag about her blowjob technique. Translation: She’s a fat sow who has to advertise her sexual depravity to get any attention from the losers she likely hooks up with once in a fat moon.
Grotesqueries like this beast exist. The revelation for a lot of people would be the kind of “lovers” she manages to score. I bet a lot of proud feminists claiming satisfying love lives would abandon the opinionator sphere if pictures of their “””boyfriends”””” and unbiased third-party accounts of the charming personalities of the men who lap the smegma of their moldy feminist snappers were to become public knowledge.
In totally unrelated news, I’m sure, there’s a new report out that certain strains of gonorrhea are about to become untreatable.
Maybe one benefit of these new surveillance technologies will be that parents are better able to keep track of their kids and they don’t end up like this person. She manages to be both useless and unaesthetic (at least her personality, to say nothing of her looks).
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Is the un-treatable gonorrhea another thing we can thank the gays for?
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The fags and the niggers [ergo the mudsharks].
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You mean like GRID, Gay-Related Immuno Dise… oh, sorry! It’s “AIDS” now of course. Mustn’t let people know what very small group of the U.S. population spread that disease to the stage where it became a worldwide killer of millions.
Many of them Africans. How do the homosexuals feel about that? On the off chance that homosexuals as a group would honestly care about their effect on the world.
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Most black guys in the U.S. have taken it up the ass a few times. It’s the ghetto/savage culture: a few alphas bang all the chicks, the rest of the guys jerk each other off/take it butt wise to satiate their sex needs.
Why do you think black “men” spend so much time on their appearance/throw off meaningless snap lines like homos/are obsessed with labels, their bodies, and dancing? Or are so over-the-top-its-laughable “masculinity” hiding their homoism?
The ghetto is a hotbed of buss-fuckers.
Rape!
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In Plato’s dialogues, they fuck women to have children and they fuck boys to have fun.
-Ancient Greeks
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True, but that was older men taking younger men in a teacher/student relationship, and non-related.
In the ghetto, its uncles molesting kids and ghetto boys blowing each other. No learning there.
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I still say that butthexting wasn’t as widespread in ancient Greeks as today’s homos would want you to believe…
It couldn’t have been… the entire West would have been as depraved and eradicated from the face of the earth, or at least gone the way of the Egyptians and Subcontinent Indians a millennium ago… rather than arising from the misnamed Dark Ages to bring forth a Renaissance and “the West” as we know it today… (or at least, before the last 50 years)… nothing close to Puritanism or the sang froid we’re noted for could have arisen.
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The dune coons in the Middle East go the same way.
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@ Greg
Homosexuality was as constrained as heterosexual sex in ancient Greece, as in, there were rules that governed it. Technically, a man wasn’t supposed to do anything other than intercural activities. And most cultures in the ancient world still condemned being the “bottom” in a homosexual relationship; even back then, it was a personal disgrace. Completely different from the free-for-all some people would like to imagine it to be (and maybe it was, but probably only between masters and slaves).
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Lee Min Ho, AKA Guerrero AKA Mexican Spic Bitch with a STRONG Weeaboo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo) leaning you are born from Mestizos and worship yellow people. Good for you.
Let me tell you what’s up… Greeks were some of the worst about man/boy love probably rivaling only Afghanis in this insipid degeneracy.
Europeans since hrmmm, 0 AD to well NOW have no history of this.
Take your busted ass Asian loving ass the fuck outta here. One time we got to see your Mexican legs in your gravatar pic. Your pussy would be best though Weeaboo… still waiting.
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Having sex with men have been part of Western culture since long time ago, the masculinization of Western women happens because the desire for masculinity in not all, but many men
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Serpent! Serpent!
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Why do you think black “men” spend so much time on their appearance/throw off meaningless snap lines like homos/are obsessed with labels, their bodies, and dancing? Or are so over-the-top-its-laughable “masculinity” hiding their homoism?
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Occam, your razor please…
*thank you*
Its because they are raised by single moms:
“Every morning when I get up the first thing I have to do when I look in the mirror is stomp the bitch out of myself” — Tommy Sotomayor
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lmao. Oh, the denial hamster is strong in the subhumans!
How was it when your uncle raped you, home boy?
Rape!
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Occam’s razor…would say that homo butt fucking spread HIV through you subhumans at the rate that it has.
Sodomy rape!
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Bible says man shouldn’t lie with another man. Don’t say nothing about a beast lying with another beast.
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> “parents”
The entire I time I was scrolling through Heartiste’s essay, all I could think was: “WHERE IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY WAS THIS POOR GIRL’S FATHER IN ALL OF THIS?!?”
What the fuck went wrong in her family to allow that poor girl to end up in this condition?
PS: The poor fat orca-shamu bitch is also an alcoholic.
Obviously.
Memo to the younger dudes at the Chateau – the moment you get the slightest little whiff of a substance abuse problem in a bitch, you turn and RUN DON’T WALK the hell away and never look back.
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Her what? Who? You mean the guy that Mom threw out when the girl was 5? The guy who lives in a 1-bedroom crummy apartment so that he can pay child support until she’s 18, or 21, or 26 depending on what some judge rules?
The guy castrated by the state over a decade ago? That guy? What about him, Zombie Shane? What exactly did you expect Divorced Beat Dead Dad to do, again?
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So the blame is all on the dad?
See what happens when the father tried to put their foot down nowadays, and this is with DAUGHTERS, not wives: http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/05/spoilt-cheerleader-18-fails-in-first-bid-to-sue-her-parents-4412561/
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Not the dad’s fault at all. More likely the absence of a father is the issue.
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I imagine her looks would scare a wolverine.
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And they weren’t even afraid of Russian paratroopers!
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Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You should have included a pic. They include them on the Roosh V Forum’s “online-hamster” thread, and they’re instructive — if unpleasant to look at.
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That thread should be required reading for anyone with a cock.
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I honestly couldn’t tell until the second photo if it was a woman or a man. I half expected CH to surprise us by revealing the author of the profile as a Hugs Schwyzer type or a fag. Especially after that tranny post last year.
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Haha, calling herself a whore even. As if the rest of the profile doesn’t already scream whore.
This seems almost deliberately designed to screen out men who would commit.
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She’s only a whore if men are paying to fuck her. I sincerely doubt that anyone would.
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I guess they pay at the pharmacy.
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[…] Guess The Sex […]
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Guessing the sex is easy. Guessing the tonnage, not so much.
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LMFAO
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I was stumped because Mark Fuckerberg has 50 different gender categories on Facebarf and I have only learned about the first fifteen after male and female. And to think things were already confusing when “chicks with dicks” was the only additional category!
Dennis Miller pointed out that the guy/girl/thing that fits the 51st category must be REALLY pissed off at the gender discrimination by Fuckerberg.
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Here’s some more from an article. Basically it’s a mechanism for normalizing the next wave of sewage, led by the THIS IS WHAT I AM NOW DAD campus sludge.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/apnewsbreak-new-gender-options-facebook-users
In the short term, it’s victim preening by the campus cis-males who then can slide back into conformity after college without an embarrassing FB trail.
And in the longer term, it’s the normalization of that sewage wave. Take a gulp, everyone else is doing it. An interesting, sophisticated taste, isn’t it?
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50 categories? You can now fill in whatever you want.
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Sex of the person who wrote it?
Female.
Gender of the person who wrote it?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………………… a SLUT. ( Slut should be a different gender from a feminine woman since gender is social construct and we should embrace diversity.
What is she good for?
Pump and Dump.
For how long?
Until her reproductive years come to the end than she can get some cats.
Will this virus spread?
Unfortunately it is spreading and it is speeding up the demise of the western world. No need to worry about immigrants we have a Fifth column within our ranks and they are called SLUTS, Empowered Sluts, Don’t slut shame me Sluts, Feminist Sluts, Cunts, Career Cunts etc………
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“What is she good for?
Pump and Dump.
You’d stick your dick in that slag?
Not even with wrapped in PVC pipe man, I wouldn’t touch that bint if you paid me.
Let these rotting whores rot, cut themselves out of lonliness and cry in their pillows until their livers fail and they die. Fuck say man, you’d really touch this…thing?
I really don’t get it. There are party girls, then there are girls bragging about being basically prostitutes fucking in the alley way with men they couldn’t even hope to know the name of.
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Burninator you have to protect yourself man from chicks like this so the old wisdom goes when with a SLUT:
1)no glove no love
2)don’t be silly wrap you willy
3)don’t be a fool wrap your tool
4)don’t be a ding-dong cover you shling- shlong
5)dont be a wenis protect you penis
6)dont share your sperm over your worm
7)before you spank her cover your wanker
8)If theres gunna be affection cover your erection
9)if your gunna banger cover your wanger
10) There only a buck get one before you fuck
“Let these rotting whores rot, cut themselves out of loneliness and cry in their pillows until their livers fail and they die.”
Don’t worry they will rot and cut themselves after we are done with them (many Pumps and Dumps) and all they have is a cat.
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Wow, sounds like a winner. What a character.
I’m surprised the description doesn’t include those old standbys: “strong” [translation: bitch], “independent” [whore], “adventurous” [slut], etc.
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Hey Heartiste,
Was trying to post a response the other day to your comment on the feminist in Salon bragging about her “great” husband, but the site wouldn’t post the comment. Anyway, I think an ideal deflating question in that situation would be, “What is so great about him, compared to all the other beta guys you dissed in your younger years?” At which point, her lack of coherent rationale, since the guy she’s married to is basically a carbon copy of the guys she turned down earlier, will make it clear that the only thing that’s really happened in all that time is she’s run out of options. He’s never really had any until now.
BTW, I don’t know if you have a working definition of “a man with options”, but might I suggest “a man who could still get women to commit to him in a situation where men can keep female harems”. If you can’t compete under those conditions, you’re really just waiting around to be pushed out of the gene pool unless you land a woman like the author of the Salon piece, whose only available because alpha men can’t have harems, at least not legally. The author and others just like her wouldn’t make a good first wife, but she might make a good 10th wife. At that point, the alpha male is so isolated from the impact of any individual wife and her issues that she can remain in the harem solely based on the fact that she represents a part of the overall variety, not for any quality she really brings to the table.
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BS is right.
Probably the “freaking wonderful” husband she ends up with is WORSE than many she dissed in earlier years. That’s what will get her all mad.
And guys without options can get options without all the waiting, and they NEVER have to settle for a retiring graduate of the carousel. That’s why we’re here. 🙂
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why she so sexy
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I threw up a bit in my mouth…..
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Well, the filthy cunt LIFO stack is getting bitchy with us already.
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Now that’s an application of the LIFO concept!
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Is it just me, or does every woman in America today think that she gives the world’s greatest blowjobs? I’m an old geezer, I got married in 1975 and divorced in 2001. Since my divorce, every woman I’ve gone out with has bragged about how great her BJ’s are.
Look, as long as your teeth don’t scrape the skin off my dick, any BJ is a good one. But all of these blowjobs were about the same.
I guess most men aren’t going to say “that was just ok. I’ve had better,” because they want to keep getting more blowjobs. But guys, you are over-praising and blowing these chicks egos up way too much!
(And yeah, at my age, if a girl in her twenties sucks my dick, I’m going to tell her it was great, too!)
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Gerald, you are a man after my own heart (and about the same vintage, too). It’s not just BJs. Most women are lousy in the sack — one of my buddies once described it as fucking a warm bag of rice pudding — and in any event, let’s be honest: how much skill is required for a “good” bloowjob?
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Fucking hell, scary shit. I thought Norway was bad, but this is genuinely mortifying. As im writing this Im waiting for my weekend girl to come over. Ill skip the horror movie for tonight, this was too much. wtf is the world coming to? Responsibility is on every guy, fuck the betas and pussys for letting shit like this happen and tolerated. Good weekend to all you guys.
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> “Responsibility is on every guy, fuck the betas and pussys for letting shit like this happen and tolerated.”
This.
As much as the fat-shaming and the slut-shaming are good tools for keeping the womynz in line, we also need to start beta-shaming and gamma-shaming these dudes who let their whores run wild like this.
The West either needs to man up, or else it had better be resigned to disappearing right into extinction.
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The “man up” phrase should be avoided though; as CH points out, it is used to make men seem guilty and demand that it is their time, money and energy that should be used to fix something usually involving the women in their lives, while the women are free from responsibility for any mess.
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good point
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So what do propose to say?
“Quit being such a pussy and get some God-damned control over that whore you call a girlfriend/wife/mistress or else next her ass, you little cunt”?
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There are various ways to say it, your proposal here works. But if you look around, “man up” really is used the way CH says it is: ascribing guilt and duties to men while giving women a free pass. I didn’t pay attention to it until he pointed it out.
We could of course still say “man up”, but by now we should include a note: “And I don’t mean in the modern media way, where ‘man up’ means that men are guilty and saddled with the responsibility while women are not. I mean man up in the original intention.” Otherwise, sadly, we risk adding to the weight of one of the media’s propaganda tools.
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“Drop that bitch” is what should be said; attention is what most these proglodytes want; encouraging a withdrawal of it is the best way to encourage getting right with Jesus, so to speak.
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Good point, but even though its the womens fault we cannot expect anything from them. As Roosh says “Water takes the form of the container its in” If you say to your girl quit being a bitch, willshe stop? Of course not. Behave in a correct manly mannor, punish her hard without fear when she overstep the line. When she says/do something annoying let her know. And never be scared to leave her behind if u have to. Be hard (pun intended). When confronted with such behaviour at least over time and done in the correct way, woman will subdue. Its simply just a matter for men to start acting like fucking men and the women WILL adjust accordingly, so I do think a decent part of the problem is on the shoulder on every guy. Rest of problem is due to femimism and pop ulture etc.
Beta (delta,gamma) shaming is something we need to step up. Every guy whos got these sick behaviours is making our struggle worse and thus must be dealt with harshly! Do you have a beta friend whos behaviour has been making you sick for too long? Today is a good day to let him now. Personally, after taking my red pill Ive had to discard many friendships. But that’s ok, I just cant be with a pussyfooted guy, cant take it. its actually more annoying to me than a fat,spoiled brat whore.
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I did my part tonight. Had dinner with two 19 year olds. Agreed to take them home and have some fun. Checked out their butts at the checkout and decided they were only 7s. So I “suddenly got a text” to go back to the office and gave them a rain check.
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Only 7s? You need to take a look at the grading system again.
I thought people would only brag about being above dating 6s, who are normal-attractive. Now it’s being above dating 7s?
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“7s” can be pretty rough these days.
It’s a sliding scale, sliding right off a cliff.
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I think we need a picture of this paragon / polygon of virtue.
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Polygon? No, that’s a sphere.
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Oblate spheroid.
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Klein bottle of gluttony.
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Men forget that it is unchained women who their ur-enemy. Just think back to grade school and it all makes sense.
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Women forget that too.
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The small clique of top media owners manipulate people every day with hours of brainwashing, and they have been doing so for decades. Most women like most men – but far more women than men, of course – are lemmings who follow the lead and bow down to threats. Perhaps about ten percent of any population has a natural resistance to a barrage of propaganda (not a figure I’m making up, it is the estimate of a historian who has researched propaganda for a long time), but the rest are like a separate species.
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niggers stole my flat screen.
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Maroon? Octaroon? Just stop— you know whats up don’t even front.
Let Chris Rock sort it out for you— “Can’t have shit in your house! Why?! Because niggas will break into your house. Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, “I heard you got robbed!?!”
Nigga, you know you robbed me. You didn’t see shit ’cause you was doooing shit!
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thwack chimes in again with nothing to say, so he tries to use a strawman argument. Poor boy.
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Its a true statement. Its one of the things that broke me of the pro black nonsense and liberalism you guys so despise.
Nature keeps a dear school…
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Sounded like sarcasm; if it wasn’t, my mistake.
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You guys think Chris Rock was joking. Thats exactly what happened to me. I came home from a hard days work and found my house ransacked.
They even stole the washer AND dryer, which they had to carry up a flight of stairs from the basement. The stove was pulled out from the wall but I guess they ran out of room in the truck or van.
At first I was confused because nobody claimed to have seen or heard anything even though lots of black people are home all day because they don’t have jobs to go to.
Thats when I realized my neighbor set me up and then everything made sense.
In the week before I got robbed, she knocked on my door several times at weird hours and tried to make “small talk” with me. At the time I did think it was goofy, but since she was an older black woman I dismissed it as bored old person syndrome. She was actually doing “recon”, trying to figure out my schedule…
Finally, it was just like in the Godfather where the son wanted to know how to determine who would betray him and the dad said:
” the first person to offer their condolences at my funeral is the rat”
and thats how it went down.
To sum up, in the ghetto its often the females who “manage” the criminal activities. They can get away with far more because many people do not suspect them.
I know because I was one of em.
*be advised*
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Throw away your t.v., drink a homebrew and fuck the brainwashing out of her head.
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> “Men forget that it is unchained women who their ur-enemy.”
No, the Frankfurt School is our Ur-Enemy.
Has been for 2000 years now:
http://www.bartleby.com/108/43/8.html#S34
Unchained Women are simply their puppets.
Just like the niggers and the mexicans and the Jesuits and the Unitardians and the Eco-Pagans and everyone else who is too stupid or too venal to see the poison which the Frankfurt School is peddling for what it really is.
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True.
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Yeah, Karen Johnson punched me in the balls to take the hippity hop away from me at recess, so I bit a hunk out of her arm, and she had to get stitches. Bitch don’t fuck with my hippity hop.
Fast forward about 30 years, and some kid jumped my son in front of six witnesses. He did what I taught him, and he didn’t stand up for that shit. He got suspended FOR SELF-DEFENSE! What. The. Fuck?!?!
Everybody should just commit suicide to save everyone else from violence. Before you do, make sure to cut your penis off, you fucking oppressive patriarch.
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Yeah they got me with that one too.
Once I found out that fighting gets both the attacker and defender suspended, I started fighting to win.
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Dumb bastard.
Savage Zulu.
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There is nothing the socialists hate more than a White man fighting back. They jump at the chance to punish a White boy for self-defense. Especially when he is the innocent party, the victim in the fight. This is one of the major pieces of evidence of what they are up to. They care nothing about justice, they care about destroying the West in order to control it. First Westerners have to be broken culturally and mentally, so they can be removed physically, the better to move in hundreds of millions of socialist voters.
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I bounce – that happened to me about a month ago. Twas suspended, with pay. so omg whateves!
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I don’t know if she’s proud so much as overtaken by self-loathing and unwilling to hide it. This is normal enough behaviour among alcoholics. At least, I have observed it in a few.
It is not a good thing to be a sexual slob.
Heartiste I swear I’m not even trolling when I say this but why don’t you become a Christian?
‘Red pill’ is not unique at all. Modern people are addicted to fatalistic philosophies of life.
Even Moldbug mostly just rehashes theories which are utterly mainstream i.e. Richard Crossman’s diaries, James Buchanan etc.
Anyway, for what it’s worth (to you, probably nothing), this is my invitation to you to become a Christian.
Gavrila Ardalionovich a.k.a. Volonsky
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He won’t, because Chuck D proved that Lord Evolution Made Them All. Who needs God when one of the many sciences with lisps proved He doesn’t exit?
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exist, duh
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No one would believe a world where men would be more happy about a demotion than a promotion, so proud that they would want to tell the whole world they just got demoted for the x th time!
Yet this is where we are with women, they are proud of being tattooed up drunk whores who swear like sailors while giving blow jobs to strangers in the bar bathroom
The more they debase themselves the more proud they are and are shouting it from the roof tops.
up is down
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Speaking of tattoos, I have yet to see a single person whose skin was improved by one. And they know it. So they have to get another tattoo, and another, because the first one didn’t lead to the satisfaction and coolness they were led to believe – they were still the same weak person afterward.
Of course they then have to defend tattoos for the rest of their lives, because they don’t want to admit to themselves and others that they made a huge, irreparable mistake that they will have to live with until they die. Most people are selfish that way, they would rather contribute to other people being fooled and damaged than admit what they did to themselves.
It is the same as many people defending circumcision because they have been mutilated themselves, and they don’t want to admit that irreparable damage has been done to them, so they make up various bullshit about the unmutilated people – the vast majority of the world population. If the things they say about normal penises would be true, why wouldn’t mutilation spread to more lands? Instead it stays in the one land where the religionuts introduced it as a “way to stop boys from masturbating”. Yeah that worked. And the media owners, of course, have an interest in seeing the “cattle” around them also adopting this practice.
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Instead it stays in the one land where the religionuts introduced it as a “way to stop boys from masturbating”.
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Your statement is false on two fronts.
1st, It was invented somewhere in Africa. (the joos don’t invent anything)
2. The reason it was invented was to solidify your male or female identity before God and your tribe.
Why?
Because many tribes considered all babies to be born with twin souls, male AND female.
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When I was a young, aspiring musician, I was surrounded by tattooed people. Was tempted to try it myself. Somehow, I managed to avoid getting any. Tattoos are a style decision that one must regret later. Like a haircut or style of pants. How did my idiot 19 yr old self realize this, yet most chics these days don’t? Have you seen pictures of me from 1990? What if I was still wearing that shirt? Sheesh.
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Tattoos are a distraction.
if you REALLY have a good body you will never seriously consider allowing someone to draw a stupid picture or symbol on it.
Especially if you are a woman.
The only exception is warrior cultures where a tattoo is a visible pledge to your brothers that you will never betray them and try to get a better position in another tribe.
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Marking a vanquished foe. Of course, those that survive their imprisonment will display it as a badge of honor and use it as a reason to to push their anti-west agenda.
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In other news the puahaters expose the shit out of Gmanifesto,
It turns out he is a tub of lard who games trannies in Thailand.
You can’t make shit like that up.
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I called him on the carpet years ago, it is PAINFULLY obvious he is full of shit. He is like a walking parody and I unplugged from anything he said after just a few months of reading his absurd shit.
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Oh please provide source.
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they stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can kill the beast
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-1 on an Eagles reference… meh… shoulda gone this way:
There’s a monster on the loose,
Got our heads into the noose,
And it just sits there watchin’…
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I can’t masturbate to this.
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Depending, on how selective she is about her whiskey, it does sound as if at least she’d be a cheap date.
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And worth every penny.
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I was certain it was an early 20s gay male (taker). Incredible.
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lol, that was my guess too
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That was my first guess too.
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Ha. Likewise. Either a fag or a Hugs Schwyzer wannabe.
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The Lady, or the Tiger?
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‘Genetic determinism, however it’s received by the zeitgeist, is embraced by some who find comfort in its tacit support for powerlessness.’
Well….hasn’t the whole ‘selection based on phenotype, rather than genotype’ theory been busted?
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Soon as I saw the first word Journalism, I guessed female. Journalism usually means writing ad nauseam about their fabulous lives (but omitting any thing of any interest). Fat: I’m guessing about two hundred pounds.
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Nah bro, chicks who drink so much whiskey that it exudes from their pours and who eat copious quantities of pizza always ensure to make it up with 10 minutes of cardio a day in the form of walking up and down a flight of stairs. I bet she’s rocking a tight hard body!
/do I need to write sarcasm here?
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Yeah but once you get past the first part, it’s all man. That change was the strange part of reading it.
ww??mmmMMMM!!
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if they say or write it enough times they may just believe it themselves!
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You must be European. 50 lbs/foot at a minimum.
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How about a lulu for guys? Haha
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Time for men to start having some kind of minimal standards for sex.
You know she’s a fat pig drinking all that booze and she still gets laid as much as she wants.
I can’t even do that if I wanted to, it’s embarrassing.
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She gets laid, but only by self-hating men.
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This (CH’s post) is an extreme example, but as I have posted here before, what’s more depressing — in my opinion — is the much more common “normal” Gen X woman aged 35 to 42 (by “common,” I mean ALL women aged 35 to 42 who are not married) who does not think of herself as purposely being a cunt (unlike the loser who is the subject of CH’s post), but who is, in fact, almost as much of a loserish cunt. These are the tatted up (only 4 to 6 tats though lzozlzolz) former carousel riders who did their alpha fux from age 18-35 and now want their beta bux to rescue them post-wall. They all — ALL — read PuffedHo, Slate, and Salon regularly and, what’s worse, consider these websites to be legit “high end” information about how to live a life and how this world works.
(sigh)
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Excellent post.
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Bingo. Also, none of them have any idea that they are one iota less attractive at 38 than at 25. Not in the least. Anyone who finds her less attractive after all the travel and trapeze classes and other personal development obviously just has his priorities wrong.
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I’m reminded of all those ad campaigns telling us how we’re supposed to RESPECT WOMEN ! As if it’s something we’re supposed to just give away apropos of nothing.
Show of hands, how many of you respect this ” woman ” ?
Astounding levels of cognitive dissonance , feminist demand respect for women while simultaneously encouraging behaviors that are impossible to respect.
Wait , maybe this is a hoax ? A joke profile set up to make fun of thirsty betas ?
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I dunno; she sounds like fun.
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She sounds like an F to M tranny…
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What planet are you from?
(((stupid cooze troll… shakin’ mah haid)))
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Can always count on you for the dry snarkasm.
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Problem is, the dumb twat was serious when she said that.
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RD– not your best. We are in VERY close proximity. And you’ve already ID’d approx. how I look in the pushing 40ish range. How do you feel about licking Christian Bale’s taint? I can make this happen for you… here to help.
You comment above = weak, but if you can cleanse me from the back, I may be able to forgive and forget.
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What the heck does that comment mean?
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Drunken shit talk— it happens. *shrug*
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Well, I’m stuck at home for the foreseeable future, Jay, because ManBearPig is on the rampage! Apparently the fact that it’s snowing below the Mason/Dixon line by the vernal solstice is positive proof that we all need to be taking public transportation. And composting our own tampons.
p.s., wipe your own ass. I didn’t get sterilized so I could clean someone’s diaper out.
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For you, Jay: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=547_1382887389
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Props on labelling it properly as the Vernal, but it’s an equinox, dear.
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this is our ill culture in a nutshell.
we must let it fail for our sons and daughters.
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Easier said when you don’t have any sons or daughters.
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This!
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i’m a hard father i suppose/
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Bring the flames…the sooner the better. Dumb entitled cunts like this will die in droves after Western civilization goes belly up.
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alphas be on strike against marriage… a feel-good story:
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/john-cena-refuses-to-marry-total-divas-wrestler-girlfriend-nikki-bella-2014143
Also, the sex comments from the OK cupid profile were delivered in non-masculine way (not that is was feminine either). That was a give away:
A guy would not brag about banging strangers but banging hotties. Or like VK, banging all applicants, including mud turtles.
A girl who hates her daddy and is trying to punish God by self defilement would make the sex without a gate-keeping declaration…i.e., strangers.
That hot chick, melanie (some M name) Iglasias who is always half naked on the web … I caught her on girl code describing how she’s more promiscuous now that she’s rich and famous. And it wasn’t “with strangers.” I can’t recall it, but she’s definitely more DTF for the right guy.
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Cena is a mack. He was stuffing Mickie James, who developed something of an obsession with the guy. She apparently went full Clytemnestra upon Cena refusing to acknowledge her, and she and her then fiancee were both subsequently fired because Cena is the man over at WWE,
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back when i was on okcupid some woman bragged about her vibrator. she messaged me just as i hit the “hide” button. she was disgusting & i bet she wondered why men weren’t contacting her.
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Yes, and not to brag, ladies, but I give a mean handjob.
Great headshot, man — lulzlzzl
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OT: Let’s have a “Spot the Alpha” post on photos of the meetings between US secretary of state John “Horseface” Kerry and Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov.
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You know, if Russia/China would be stronger and managed to invade the U.S. east coast, people like John Kerry, John McCain (adopting a Bangladeshi daughter to show the media owners he is on the “right” side despite not having a Chosen wife or parent), George Bush and Barack Obama would be standing in line to praise the Russians for their “democratic liberation”, and would beg for a position as advisors on how to conquer the rest of the country and control the population.
I can imagine their faces on the TV screen, praising the “exciting new change” which is a “great opportunity for us to get back on track together with our international friends”. But first the “extremists and terrorists” who resist must be defeated.
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Mrs. “John” Teresa-Heinz can blather all he wants — Russia is not a turd-world wasteland like Buttcrackistan. Russia has gobs of natural resources that much of Eurabia depends on. Putin is going to do whatever he wants to preserve the Union. Up next: Lithuania and Latvia.
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Sorry, it was too obvious this poster was female. Even the worst bros aren’t THIS depraved…
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I find it odd that nobody’s bothered to ponder the toilet paper statement. Does that mean she steals it from public bathrooms, never wipes, or just hoses it off in the shower along with her shame and cheetos dust?
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It means she never has any problem getting omega males to toss her salad.
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Am I the only one who wants to know what’s under the blackout?
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The funniest part is “rule breaker”. I would say she (it?) is about as conformist to the modern American culture as you can possibly get. I’m guessing that not a single thought has entered her mind that hasn’t been approved by the Politburo.
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She is like the “rockers” who think they are subversive or anti-conformists, when it is actually a behaviour built 100% by marketers. Nowadays, being subversive means being honest, hard working, and opaque to bullshit. The Alpha male (not the PUAs, they have 0 political existence) is truly subversive, that’s why he is hunted down like that.
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I always knew that rebellion against one’s parents would eventually produce people that would turn out opposite the hippies and Frankfurters. There is hope.
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She’s a rebel because she believes in Equal Gender Rights® and Marriage Equality®
(ok, so does the state department, nbc/ge, lockheed martin, harvard, the nyt, bill gates etc, but she’s still a rebel)
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Ew. Why am I not surprised she mentions Courtney Love? I would hate this person regardless of their gender. Anyone who brags about using people and drinking their weight in whiskey is a POS in my book.
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Puritanoid Cunt Fail. A stupid man and a drunken woman are the unnatural abominations.
As a historical anecdote, teetotaler Schicklgruber was buried by a vodka drunkard and a champagne + JWalker drunkard.
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So you disagree? You think that the loser mentioned above is someone worth knowing?!
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this is she: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cxvxcvcw?cf=search_overlay
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Q:The most private thing I’m willing to admit?
A: There’s nothing private about me. You’ll probably catch a glimpse of my vagina within the first 5 minutes of meeting me.
Wow. Profile says she’s 21. It’s sad to see such a train wreck at such an early age….
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Sloots gonna sloot.
Somewhat related: I joined tinder looking for some fresh meat and instead found a pirate’s booty of post wall party girls ready for their beta bux. Sickening. I’ll go ahead and add that they all live in Chi-town and let conclusions be drawn appropriately.
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[…] Guess The Sex | Chateau Heartiste […]
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…you got me. I guessed male because seriously, how many women drink that much whiskey (and admit to it?) And then I realized that I had a *little* too much faith in the West. Thanks for the wake-up call.
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I thought this was a troll?
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i guess a womanoid
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Rake is a pretty good show for a realistic depiction of an alpha male. Keegan is alpha, but it’s not like he’s invincible. He just has phenomenal resilience and grace under pressure.
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Ugh. It’s so sad and disturbing that this is what some women think is appropriate or desirable behavior.
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Throw away your t.v., drink a homebrew and fuck the brainwashing out of her head.
Kill
Your
Television
!
http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/
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Why does she mention whiskey so much? It’s weird, as if it’s a special thing that she drinks WHISKEY and not just any alcohol. She’s almost flaunting it. And now that I think of it, some american guy once commented on me drinking whiskey (grog, though), like he couldn’t believe I would drink or like whiskey in any form, and thought I was sort of falsely boasting.
Does whiskey have some special image or a characteristic in the american mind, then? Is it considered particularly masculine, or something?
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Bourbon perhaps; it is a craft alcohol distilled in Kentucky, where southern gentlemanly culture still persists; subsequently, it is also superior to every other spirit. Some associated it with being a manly drink because the sub-par well drink versions of bourbon or whiskey are usually pretty rough going down (not the case with higher cost bottles like Woodsford, Blantons, Elmer Lee, etc)
When someone is talking whiskey, they usually mean some bilge like Jack Daniels, or Seagrams, or some cheap Irish crap.
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For what it is worth,
In pretty much every old Cowboy movie the tough guys drink Whiskey , like when they need to pull out an Indian arrow stuck in the tough guy’s shoulder, he first takes a shot of Whiskey
As far as I know it was never a drink associated with women
but now that women want to be men well… they brag about drinking Whiskey
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But whiskey is delicious. Why can’t one just (quietly) enjoy it regardless of one’s sex? I think it’s stupid to make it a point of manliness, it makes one seem like an idiot, like you’d only drink it for the associated image and not really for the taste. “Look at me, I’m drinking WHISKEY so automatically, I’m tough and mature!” Which is completely foolish. And sort of what she seems to be doing, unfortunately.
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you could not of thought your first drink of whiskey was delicious
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well the same thing applies to coffee, wine, beer, olives and soft cheeses and so on. There’s lot of absolutely delicious things in the world that taste sort of bad on the first try/tries before one acquires the taste. How is that relevant?
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