You’ve ever inconspicuously texted under the table or called from the bathroom another girl while you were on a date.
You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.
You’ve ever walked into a first date’s apartment, made a bee-line for her bathroom, pissed on the seat, farted loudly, exited, and strolled up to her to plant a passionate kiss.
You’ve ever held two simultaneous relationships, one for “appearances”.
Your women get carried away and relent to raw dog in the heat of the moment.
You’ve ever brazenly lied to a woman to cover up an infidelity. And didn’t feel bad about it.
You’ve ever banged a woman while another woman’s life force was still adhered to your dick.
You’ve ever said “Are you fucking kidding me?” to an attractive woman.
You’ve ever banged a woman in public, within view of families.
You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman you started dating. Super alpha bonus points if you met her on the street and had to stare blankly for five seconds before recollecting.
You’ve ever forgotten a woman’s name up through the third date. And didn’t bother apologizing for it.
You’ve ever steadily pressed for sex beyond three half-hearted “No”s, and achieved your goal.
You’ve ever replied more than an hour later after a girl texted, and it wasn’t a calculated maneuver. You genuinely didn’t feel like putting in the effort.
Girls cum with you in every sex position.
You’re not the one who’s nervous.
You’ve rarely had to wait past the third date for sex.
You’ve ever flirted with girls when every social expectation at the time was that you shouldn’t.
You’ve ever taken a call from a girl while another girl was sleeping naked against your bare chest.
You’ve ever walked away from a long-term relationship out of boredom.
You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
A girl has ever cried for you.
You’ve dumped more often than you’ve been dumped, and when the latter happened you rarely had a dry spell longer than a month.
You’ve ever scheduled two dates for the same night. Super alpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs. Super alpha doubleplusalpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs together.
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol.
You’ve ever dated a girl who was persuaded to, temporarily at least, acquiesce to your insistence on a one-way sexually open relationship.
You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.)
You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.
You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
You’ve ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
You’ve ever had a girl spend more on you than you on her before she offered her sex.
You’ve ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.
You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t.
You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back.
[…] You’ll Know You’re An Alpha Male If… […]
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You’ve ever inconspicuously texted under the table or called from the bathroom another girl while you were on a date.
DA GBFMZ HAS FOUR CELLPHONEZ SO I CAN TEXT FOUR HOTTIEZ IN DA RESTROOMZ WHEN NEED BE ZLOZOZLO
You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.
IF SHEZ NOT PUTTING OUTZ IN DA TENTY MINUTES, DA GBFM SNEAKS OUT LZOZOZOZOL
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.
ONE TIMEZ I WS HEAIDNG TO A DATE AND MET A HOTTOERS GIRELZ, SO I BAILEDZ, BUT DEN WALKING WTIH HER I SAW A HOTTERZ GIRLZ SO I BAILED ON HER, AND DENZ AT DA RESTAURANTZ DA WAITRESS WAS HOTTERZ SO I DONE HER IN DA BATHROOM DOGGY STLE WHILE TEXTING FOUR MORE HOTTOIES ZLZOZOZLZL.
You’ve ever walked into a first date’s apartment, made a bee-line for her bathroom, pissed on the seat, farted loudly, exited, and strolled up to her to plant a passionate kiss.
USUALYY DIS IT WHAT HAPPENS: DA GBRMZ MADE A BEE LINE FOR HER MOUTH, PISSED ON HER FACE, FARTED LOUDLY, EXITED, AND SHE STROLLED UP AND PLANETED A PASSIOATE KISS ON MY BUTT>
You’ve ever held two simultaneous relationships, one for “appearances”.
DA GBFMZ WILL HOLD AS MANY RELATIONSHAIPS AS HOTTIES WILL HOLD DA GBFMZ LOSTAS OCCKASZ, FOR APPEARANCEZ.
Your women get carried away and relent to raw dog in the heat of the moment.
ALL DA WOMENZ TRY TO STRIP OF MY CONDOMZ BUT DA GRBZM DON”T WANT NO POLICE STATE CHILD SEVRIVCEZLZOZOZL
You’ve ever brazenly lied to a woman to cover up an infidelity. And didn’t feel bad about it.
DATSZ WAS NOT MYU COCKAZ U SAW GOING INTO DA GIRLZ IN YOUR BED WHEN YOU GOTZ HOMESZ, DAT WAS SOMEONES ELESES COCKAS! PROMIZEES!
You’ve ever banged a woman while another woman’s life force was still adhered to your dick.
DIS HAPPENSZ EVERY NIGHT DAT I FORGET HANDY WIPESZ LZOZZOZOLZ
You’ve ever said “Are you fucking kidding me?” to an attractive woman.
DA GBFM SAYS “ARE YOU KIDDING? FUCK ME!” TO EVERY ATTRATCIVES OWOMENZ!
You’ve ever banged a woman in public, within view of families.
DA FAMILIES HATH BEEN SDTEOEREUETED BY DA BERNAKE CENRTAL BANEKERSZ LZZOZOLLZ
You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman you started dating. Super alpha bonus points if you met her on the street and had to stare blankly for five seconds before recollecting.
SOMETIMEZ ON MY WAY OUT DA NEXT MORNINGZ I HAVE TO ASK, “DO WE KNOW EACH OTHERZ?”
You’ve ever forgotten a woman’s name up through the third date. And didn’t bother apologizing for it.
ONE TIMEZ D GBFM WANTED TO GET ENGAGEDZ, BUT DEN WHEN IT GAVE TIME TO GIVE HER DA RINGZ AT DINNERZ, DA GBFM FORGOT HER NAMEZ!
You’ve ever steadily pressed for sex beyond three half-hearted “No”s, and achieved your goal.
DA GBFM NEVER HEARD DA WORD “NO.” EXCEPT FOR “NO NO NO DON’T STOP!!!!”
You’ve ever replied more than an hour later after a girl texted, and it wasn’t a calculated maneuver. You genuinely didn’t feel like putting in the effort.
ONE TIMEZ DA GBFMZ TEXTED BACK SIX MONTHZ LATERZ AS I HAD A GOOD RUN, EVEN FOR DA GBFMZ!
Girls cum with you in every sex position.
GILRZ CUMZ ON EVEN DA GBFM THUMBZ!
You’re not the one who’s nervous.
DA GBFMZ IS SO COOL DAT MY CUM CUMZ OUT FROZEN AND METLSZ ON HER FACE LZOZOZL.
You’ve rarely had to wait past the third date for sex.
WAT IS A DATE? WAT DOES DAT WORD MEANZ? IS DAT SOMETHING OUR GREAT GRAND PARENTZ DIDZ?
You’ve ever flirted with girls when every social expectation at the time was that you shouldn’t.
IF YOUR COCK IS IN HER MOUTH, AND YOU WINK AT HERZ, IS DAT FLIRITNGZ?
You’ve ever taken a call from a girl while another girl was sleeping naked against your bare chest.
YAH! IT WAS A THREESOMEZ BUT WE1 NEEDED A FOURTHZ WHO CALLED A BIT LATEZ, SO I TOOK DA CALL WHILE EY WER ETOSISNG MYS SALADZ.
You’ve ever walked away from a long-term relationship out of boredom.
YAH ONE LONG-TERMZ RELATIONSHIP LASTED TWO DAYZ, AND DA GBFM WAS OUT OUT BORED FALLING ASLPPEZZEEPPPS DURING SEX ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SHE WAS SO FMAILAIR FAFERT TWO DAYSZ BORGZINZG
You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
DA GBFM HAS A HIRED ASSISTANTZ FROM INDIA FULL TIME 1-800-SEX-GBFM HOTLINEZ FOR ALL DA PREGANT BIDDIES 2 CALLZ.
A girl has ever cried for you.
YAH DA NEIUGHRS COMPALIN EVERY NIGHT GIRLS CRY “OH GBFM! OH GBFM OH GBFM!!!” ZLZOZOLZ
You’ve dumped more often than you’ve been dumped, and when the latter happened you rarely had a dry spell longer than a month.
DA GBFM TAKES THREE DUMPBZ A DAY, AND HAS NEVER BEEN DUPMPED, SO HAYYAH YAH!!!!
You’ve ever scheduled two dates for the same night. Super alpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs. Super alpha doubleplusalpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs together.
MY PEROSNAL RCORD WAS FIVE DATESZ IN ONE NIGHTZ, BUT ONLY FOUR BANGS, AND ONLY THREE OF DEM WERE AT DA SAME TIME. SORYSYY I KNOW I CAN IMPROVE ON THISZ!
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol.
WAT IS THIS WORD “DATE” AGAINZ? WTF DOES IT MEANSZ? R U USING IT TO CONFUSE DA GBFM? LZZOL
You’ve ever dated a girl who was persuaded to, temporarily at least, acquiesce to your insistence on a one-way sexually open relationship.
DA GBFM’S BOXER SHORTS READ THE ULA, “BY ENTERING DIS REAL YOU AGREE TO a 5-WAY OPEN SEXUAL RELATIONSHOPZ.”
You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.)
DA GBFMZ HAS ANOTHER PART-TIMEZ ASSIATNTZ FROM INDIA WHO FILESZ RESTATRATINIG ORDERZ RESTRAINIGING ORDERZ LZOZZLZL.
You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.
In all da clubsz I hearsz, “HEY GBFM, IF YOU LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK, WILL U BANGZ ME?
You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
I DON”T TAKE EM HOMEZ< DEY FOLLOW DA GBFMZ!
You've ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
GIRL: YOU'RE AN ASOSLZLZLAOZGZOZLZGOZLZZLLZZOZ
GBFM: WAT? I CAN'T UNDERTSAND U WITH MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH ZLZLOZOZ
You've ever had a girl spend more on you than you on her before she offered her sex.
GENERALLY WOMENZ MUST BUY DA GBFMZ COCKASZ PER HOURZ.
You've ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.
DA GBFM HAS BEEN DA PRIZE POODLE IN MORE DOG SHOWZ THANZ COAKSZ A COLLEGE WOMENZ TAKES IN DA BUNZGZ ZGZLZOZO
You've ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren't.
IT'S NOT CHEATING IF IM BLINDFOLDED AND CAN'T SEE WHERE MY COCKAS GOING INA ND OUT OF!
You've ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back.
DA GBFM LOVE TWO GIRLS, AND THEY LOVED DA GBFM SO MUCH DAT DEY LOVED EACH OTHER< EVERY NIGHTZ!
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ETOSISNG MYS SALADZ … Don’t trade mark that one. I’d like to use it.
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lzozozoozoz da gbfm has so much game dat dey call me da Microsoft seXbox and Sony PUASTATION lzlzzozozoozzozlzzoz and da Ninentdo Wiienerz lzozozozzlozzo da GBFM make mystery look like da Sega bungmasterz zlozzlzozozlzloz cause while he’s playing losta Atari pong da biddies be sukckingz da losta GBFM dong!
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“GIRL: YOU’RE AN ASOSLZLZLAOZGZOZLZGOZLZZLLZZOZ
GBFM: WAT? I CAN’T UNDERTSAND U WITH MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH ZLZLOZOZ”
Better rejoinder than saying sorry.
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lzozlozzozllzzzzolooooozlllzzzzz
hey gbfm…here we see the bankers hatched the big master plan to oust gaddafi because he said no to their fiat dollars and wanted to make a real currency made of real gold
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is there a GBFM translator ap?
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yahz! BRAVEHEART (GBFM is William Wallace): You’re so concerned with squabbling (gaming) for the scraps (pre-buttocked, desouledz Dalrockianz womenz) from Longshank’s (Chuchian/Frankfartian) table that you’ve missed your God given right to something better (the schools, universities, and a loyal, virginal wife).
BRAVEHEART (GBFM is William Wallace): You’re so concerned with squabbling (gaming) for the scraps (Dalrockian pre-buttocked, deosuledz womenz) from Longshank’s (Chuchian/Frankfartian) table that you’ve missed your God given right to something better (the schools, universities, and a loyal, virginal, wife).
Wallace (GBFM): We have beaten the English (the manosphere gets more traffic than many well-funded frnkfartian blogs), but they’ll come back because you won’t stand together (too many dalrockian frnkfartians attack the Great Books for Men in favor of gamey game).
MacClannough (DALROCK): What will you do?
Wallace (GBFM): I will invade england (the chruches/universities/publishing houses) and defeat the English (Frankfartians/Churchians) on their own ground with a literary and spiritual renaissance exalting the Great Books and Classics.
MacClannough (DALROCK): Invade? That’s impossible.
Wallace (GBFM): Why? Why is that impossible? You’re so concerned with squabbling for the scraps (gaming the pre-buttocked womenz) from Longshanks’ (Frankfartian schools and churches) table that you’ve missed your god-given right to something better (A literary and spirtual renaissance exalting our birthright–the Great Books for Men, and a truly Holy Wife, loyal to God and Man instead of da bottomz lineszzz debtesz butt gina tinzgzlzozolzozo). There’s a difference between us. You think the people of this country (bloggers of the manosphere) exist to provide you with position (instalanches for teaching men they need Game instead of Moses and Jesus and Homer). I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom (the Truth of teh Great Books for Men that Sets Them Free), and I go to make sure that they have it.
lzozozlozozo
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Da GBFM has sexted ten girls at the same time, bbuhttfuhckhing all of them. Then he kicked them out of his cellphone just because….
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lzozozozol yah but it awas 11 girlz lzozozolzoz
on tinder nodoboy has ever ever swiped left on da photoz of da gbfmz lostas cockasz zlzlzllzozoz
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“You’ve ever banged a woman while another woman’s life force was still adhered to your dick.”
AKA giving them the Krusty Stick?
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27 of the 32. The life we lead…
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My counting skills are omega. 29 of 34.
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I only got 16. But lol…late 2012 I only had like 2.
[CH: you don’t have to get all of them to be an alpha male. even one would be evidence of a latent alphaness.]
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I’ve had a bunch without even trying that hard. Good job at increasing the number.
“You’ve ever flirted with girls when every social expectation at the time was that you shouldn’t.”
This reminded me of seeing a very good looking girl at the supermarket and I would have talked to her if she wasn’t with both parents there. My mojo isn’t strong enough to hit on girls in front of both her parents.
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My mojo isn’t strong enough to hit on girls in front of both her parents.
Get over it. What are they gonna do to you?
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I meant that my game isn’t good enough to get a desired outcome with a girl whose parents can hear what I’m telling her. It wouldn’t have been a major problem if they wouldn’t have stuck within hearing distance of her(it would have worked in my favour because it would have been a time constraint on her giving me her number).
Maybe I’m just silly, but I’m not confident in my abilities yet to be able to game girls with their dad and mom overhearing me. I’m pretty sure some people managed it, but haven’t even found stories of this happening. There’s also the thing that fathers here aren’t totally castrated and they will mind you doing caddish things to their precious daughter, especially since a lot of them did their own caddish stuff in their youth.
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I always had the reverse problem.
DID NOT WANT ANY PART OF getting all alpha and hitting on chicks if my parents were at the party.
As a bachelor, it always sucked to go to weddings where lots of old folks knew who you were in real life, and you had to tone it way down and be all gentlemanly and demure when there was all that HB bridesmaid tail which you totally could have scored if you had been free to chase it.
Actually, now, looking back on it all, the honest approach would probably have been the best: “Look, my folks are standing over there, about 30 feet away from us, so I can’t hit on you like I would have wanted to, but give me your number, and we’ll hook up later.”
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Game up the mother, and man-talk the Dad… work your way downhill… she’ll start giggling if your frame is right (because you aren’t “noticing” her). Rerun into them, touch her hand… to show you something away from them. BOOM… number at least.
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One day I was hitting on three girls on the street. Eventually I cut to the chase and asked the cutest one for her number. The older one in the middle rejoined “I don’t think so. I’m her mom”
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Learn parent game from Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver. Eddie neutralized Ward and charmed Mrs. Cleaver.
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wow. do most guys go through life without even getting 1, you think?
[CH: it’s a good bet.]
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“You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.”
I got my first one when I was a teenager. This is why walks in the park, pool, minigolf etc are great dates. If it’s boring, you can leave.
It’s pretty pleasurable to leave when things don’t work out. Much like it’s pleasurable to make girls who want to go to expensive places pay for their own treats. Bonus points if you don’t tell them they’ll be paying their own treats prior to getting the bill. I never understood why I should pay the way in life of women and never really did it. If you are to do this, why not go the hooker route? They’re probably better looking and more fun to fuck than some butter face that lays there like a starfish.
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Not even one? What about:
You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
A girl has ever cried for you.
Those are some low bars to jump, there.
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I think we really have to specify that these girls have to be relatively “hot,” as in your SMV or higher.
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Particularly the crying. Who *haven’t* I cried over? I’m sure all of you have made a girl cry. You just don’t know it.
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Many, many times little girl. Many, many times.
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Omegas! You may at least have made some girl cry with laughter.
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..I want to make you cry…
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How about if they scream, “I hate you” instead of crying? Does that count? “I hate you” means “I hate it that I love you.”
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“”wow. do most guys go through life without even getting 1, you think?
[CH: it’s a good bet.]”
I made it to like age 23 with zero.
If I hadn’t taken active steps to start coming out of my shell and learning to socialize and forcing myself to approach women and learn game, I could easily envision myself having made it to 30+ with zero. In fact after like 25 years of zero it would probably just continue effortlessly because “lack of success” would be normalized to me and I would be the guy saying “some guys have it and some don’t and I just don’t” and getting lost in Internet porn, videogames, and probably hookers.
Like right now I can’t even imagine getting a hooker, the notion of paying for sex is so ridiculous to me that I couldn’t even picture myself going thru the motions of it…(hell these days I actively try to make girls buy me things and invest to get me to fuck them lol) I was talking about strippers hookers etc with the girl I banged tonight and when I said I don’t pay for sex she was like “ya because you don’t HAVE to.” like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I told her a bit about my history and she had assumed I’ve been getting laid since I was 12.
Now if I had kept going down that path I was on, I probably would’ve focused more on money and made the logical conclusion of “I can’t get girls and I have money and some girls will act like they like me if I give them money, so this makes sense” and become a regular john which is a sad notion to me because I would never have known that I was capable of more.
Because back then, in my mind the stuff that I’ve done and do now were things that other guys do or that only happen in movies. Like it wasn’t just “oh I don’t have the time to invest in learning that”, it was “that’s not a thing that’s possible for me to do no matter how much I tried or wanted it”
I can’t even identify with that version of me, he’s like a whole different person because not only have I done a lot since but at this point it’s all so normalized and natural and “unconsciously competent” that it’s not even work or effort. It’s just normal. Like when I sent tonight’s chick home I just grin in the mirror because we had fun sex and then shower up and go about the rest of my night like it’s no big deal.
So ya, I think there are a LOT of guys with zero on that list. But that’s not the sad part to me. The sad part to me is that I bet most if not all of those guys don’t have to stay that way…it takes work but they can unlock potential that they can’t even envision right now.
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YaReally, I recently finished going through your archives (that took a while lol) and I just wanted to say thanks for providing so much value. My game was good before, but you really helped me get in a more positive, value providing headspace and brought my game to a new level.
Last week I had a day in which I banged all three girls in my harem, all hb7+ ivy league early 20s girls who are purring submissive kittens for me and I thought fuck yeah my life rocks lol. In the medium term I’m probably nexting a couple of them, but that’s a choice because I have certain goals at the moment and they’re taking up too much of my time.
Anyway, thanks man don’t stop
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Awesome, I always love to hear comments like this. I know there are guys out there reading my shit and getting value out of it, that’s why I spend the time writing it. Props on taking control of your life and getting to enjoy a hot little harem. 🙂
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Yeah, same here!
It’s a good bit thanks to yareally that I can tick every box on CH list (and truly think that it’s no big deal, honestly)
Also what blows my mind is that his advice are spot on even for me who doesnt live in the US and doesn’t even speak in english in my country! That shit is universal, it’s almost scary
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Last bit reminds me of that Morgan Freeman speech from “Wanted”
“Insanity is wasting your life as a nothing when you have the blood of a killer flowing in your veins. Insanity is being shit on, beat down, coasting through life in a miserable existence when you have a caged lion locked inside and a key to release it.”
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Wow that’s an easy test compared to most of what is written here. Even I got like 12 of them (and they were all before I got married at 28 and took myself off the market for 7 years). I was kicking ass between age 24 and 28…all before da interneeeztz andn ChzyhHz to help me.
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Good to know… I had 15, although most were years ago before I was married and had kids.
Reminds me of a great story though: Worked with a woman I loathed right out of college. She had pictures of her hot twin daughters on her desk. I walked by her office to lunch one day with another hottie from the office, saw the pix on her desk and said “Good looking daughters… I’d like to date them.” She replies “which one?” and I answer with a smirk “Both of them.”
Woman tells me to fuck off and hottie I’m with busts out laughing. That one incident ended up giving the hottie the big tinglies and I banged her for the rest of my time there…
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I have a few just by virtue of not seeing myself as inferior to women. But most of them are the sort that I would really pity a man who would do differently.
And then there’s the time I lied to my now-wife, before we were engaged, about seeing another woman. But circumstances (a major earthquake, literally) led to her figuring it out. She was very angry and said things would never be the same between us.
Not sure if that was good or bad.
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“[CH: you don’t have to get all of them to be an alpha male. even one would be evidence of a latent alphaness.]”
But how pathetic is it to count up how many examples you listed, and how many of them I can tick, and then rush to give everyone my score?
[CH: take it up with the commenters doing that.]
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Lolz @ this shit. CH is basically a football locke rroom where dick measuring contests are the status quo on some level.
You’re getting dangerously close to the bullshit of “how can you be alpha if you read blogs about game and just don’t live life? herp derp”
Leave this nonsense for jizzabel
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I’ve got 4, and I am definitely not even a latent alpha, just a very immoral greater beta. I think you need 10 or so.
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This is why J-ws go into porn production.
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I got 17 out of the above list … which surprises me.
I thought I would get only 4 or 5 as I do not see myself as a “real” Alpha.
and I certainly am not a Pick up artist. I am simply not that good. ( a bit shy and nervous…)
Yet I have been with 27 women (so far)…only 3 of them were one night stands, the rest were all LTRs from 3 month long up to 5 years with an average of 2 year per relationships.
It is usually women who approach me…I am lucky I am good looking because my game is kind of like Swiss cheese, good but full of holes…
I know I know too much information…
[CH: 27 women puts you well above the american male average notch count. that is, if you believe GSS sex surveys.]
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Except the criteria listed is purely arbitrary.
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You’ve ever been walked in on by your ex girlfriend PIV with a younger hottie the day after she dumped you +1
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Major props on that one, K of S!
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You’ve ever been propositioned for a threesome by a girl. With her sister.
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30/34
35) You’ve ever had a girl show up to your apartment for a first date, dressed only in high heeled boots and a long coat
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I’ve had this without much difficulty, but not for first dates. That would be pretty impressive, although here women at least pretend not to be whores.
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I never wear high heeled boots. Long coat sometimes.
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Sounds like a @tinderfession
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http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-teen-accepted-ivy-league-20140401,0,6631753.story#axzz2xkXbf2Ei
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As I suspected he’s black. But he’s not ex-slave stock. Colleges are doing this a lot to fill their black quota while keeping some semblance of quality.
“Enin, a first-generation American whose parents emigrated from Ghana, scored 2,250 out of 2,400 on the SAT, according to USA Today. That places him in the 99th percentile for all students taking the exam.”
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They’re depriving Ghana of their best.
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when you see me with a fat white girl you think Im doin bad.
[CH: do black guys thinks fat white girls are a step up from thin black girls?]
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I think the psychological terrorists that made it happen are doin’ white genocide.
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so… what’cha Ghana do?
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No. but all girls are connections to other girls. Same thing with gay men.
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You’ve ever had a purely physical fling with an engaged or married woman.
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Seriously?
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Qualifier: you were unaware of her relationship status until after sex.
There are also many women who are separated or in process of divorce, but basically their relationship is on the outs and new cock is on its way in…
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Uh, no. And “fling” means “several days/nights of doing it like rabbits at her place until she starts chafing.” And she’s really hot.
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I guess this is why it’s all going down the gutters.
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Probably.
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.just purely emotional and puerile
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A hot girl has asked you for sex. And you’ve said “no.”
[CH: too many exceptions for this one to properly qualify. for instance, a religious married beta male might be too committed to his virtue to take the offer.]
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So, hot girls ask betas for sex????
[CH: turning down an offer of sex from a hot girl could indicate other considerations totally unrelated to the quality of alphaness. avoidance of divorce theft, for one. satisfaction with a current relationship, for another. interest from an even hotter girl, for a third.]
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Dude, hot girls _never_ ask betas for sex.
[CH: then you didn’t have to append your qualification that the alpha male must say “no” to an offer of sex from a hot girl. the offer itself would have been sufficient proof of his alphaness. alpha males don’t run from pleasure; they pursue it.]
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Great logic there, CH. Did not see that coming.
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Well, if saying “no” is irrelevant, then your comment “alpha males don’t run from pleasure…” is also irrelevant. Being alpha is about attractiveness to women, not which girls he does. In fact, the less effort a man has to put into women and still command tingles, the more alpha he is.
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The more effort you do put, the less she tingles anyway.
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Word.
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It can also work in a push pull fashion.
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You’ve ever just asked a hot girl for sex and she said yes. With no alcohol involved.
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“You’ve ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.”
I think that’s called “foreplay.” Happens a lot in my marriage.
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You’ve ever said “Are you fucking kidding me?” to an attractive woman.
H*ll, in this day and age, saying “no” or any permutation thereof to an attractive woman would qualify, it seems.
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26 / 34
Can’t claim the following. With comments.
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim. This something that would try to avoid. I don’t want to be rude.
You’ve ever walked into a first date’s apartment, made a bee-line for her bathroom, pissed on the seat, farted loudly, exited, and strolled up to her to plant a passionate kiss. Or maybe I have. Can’t remember. I don’t pay that much attention to bodily functions.
You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman you started dating. Super alpha bonus points if you met her on the street and had to stare blankly for five seconds before recollecting.
You’ve ever forgotten a woman’s name up through the third date. And didn’t bother apologizing for it.
Girls cum with you in every sex position. Now I think I have had girls cum on every position but they each usually have their own cum-positions. It takes some effort to find a new cum-position for a girls.
You’re not the one who’s nervous. I’m nervous. I’m just good at hiding it.
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol. On a second. I rarely fuck on first dates (one night stands not counting).
You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back. I’m not sure about my own feelings. I might have said it back then but now that I think of it, I’m not so sure about my feelings.
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For science: 22 of 34, plus the stalker bonus. More Dark Triad than conventional Alpha. Score tripled after meditation turned off the fear button.
Added criteria: if a beautiful woman has ever submitted to you.
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told a girl i did not want to get her pregnant…lied and told her i was strerile..raw dogged..she got pregnant..she begged for me to let her give me blow jobs…she got a boyfriend..i came over anywy and made her bust her lip so bad she need stiches..raw dogged her again…
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So what happened to the baby?
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..you don’t want to know…
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No wonder Western Civilization is dying. The raw doggin’ led to a fucking abortion. Great job, white killer.
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You know, ASD is so pathetic anymore. Back when I was doing pickup, ASD was like concrete. Today, it’s more like paper. And back then, a woman would give birth in the morning and plow the lower 40 in the afternoon.
Men were men and sheep were nervous.
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now we have the internet..where men are men.women are men….and little girls are fbi agents
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I’m a narcissistic jerk. Never did pickup after the age of personal computers started, so the text things are irrelevant to me.
I think that I farted and burped at the same time on a first date once. And wrecked my transmission going too fast around a curve with my date and ended up going over rocks. And wiped out somebody’s rural mailbox for bonus points. Date Death Race 2000.
“You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.” Is this unusual?
[CH: for most men, yes. a cold approach followed by a solicitation is something most women don’t do unless sufficiently motivated.]
Was I supposed to keep count?
[was someone asking?]
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Yeah, everyone knows you’re narcissistic by your comment count today
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Sign at the zoo: Please don’t feed the narcissists.
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Oh, what was that drinks thing? I’ve only ever had women solicit me for sex.
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Slow day? This reads like a top 10 list magazine article.
[CH: yes, you read lists like this one in many mainstream magazine articles. /sarcasm]
There has to be better shit than this.
[i’m sure you’ll be waiting with bated breath.]
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> “bated breath”
Okay, that’s a little disgusting.
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Cut the guy a little slack…who even knows it’s ‘bated’ and not ‘baited’ anymore?
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It’s ‘bated. As in “abated”.
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‘bate me.
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You’ve ever had a threesome with twin sisters. Alright I admit that they were fraternal and not identical twins.
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i have to consciously work at a lot of these but i do have some decent moments. most of these i’ve done. some othes fun ones:
* when out with one girl, catch the eye of a hot girl at a neighboring table, get up at the same time and number and kiss close in the toilet-entrance-alcove just out of sight of your table
* when you get shit from your woman for flirting with the waitress, you don’t take it as scolding, you take it as evidence the waitress is into you and go back for her number
* when a wife opens you with ‘i like you’ and asks you to fuck her for the husband to watch. if you’re hesitant, don’t be. just do it
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love the one about making out with a hot girl when out with another one. totally did this with the girl i was seeing for ‘appearances’. coincidentally, she was also the one i walked away from out of boredom 🙂
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yeah the smiley was a beta move but you’re no chick, right? couldn’t help the smile after remembering the hot little number i made out with that night
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it does warm the cockles
on the downside, she had been staring my way because, she claimed, “you look exactly like a man on tv in albania.” that stung but i took it as the compliment she thought it was and rolled on forward.
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Stalkers suck. Used to be ‘hell halt no fury’ and you could simply avoid them – now, it’s Zero Net Presence, burners and e-mail nicknames. Gotten worse.
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Don’t forget the Fake Facebook.
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I wouldn’t call myself alpha, but before I met my wife I would somehow bang chicks without going out on dates. The concept of spending money on a chick I didn’t know to get sex didn’t make sense to me. Sex first, then maybe we go somewhere next time. My friends did the dating thing and some got laid more than I, but I believe that was a numbers game, which required money I didn’t have anyway. Basically, I would just get the chicks to come (heh) to my place and we’d get to know each other. Sometimes there’d be booze or whatever, sometimes not. I know I’m not the only guy that played it this way. Right? I wasn’t banging sluts or dogs either. I wouldn’t be horny for ugly broads anyway. I hate long comments like this too, but you know how it is.
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Nah, it’s pretty much what I do, except I do go on dates, although they consist of walking through a park, going bowling or other such games(I don’t like bowling because it’s more expensive than minigolf and girls seem to like it more, which means they might be good at it and consequently make me pay; I usually make girls pay for minigolf or pool if they lose, which they inevitably do).
I think it’s idiotic to go on dinner dates(I’ve only been on a couple and only with long term girls), going to the movies or what most people do as dates. Minigolf is totally underrated. You get to touch girls when you show them how to swing properly if they don’t know how, if it gets cold, you can give them your jacket and if you’re wearing a nice cologne, she will love your scent etc.
Going to the movies = blowing a lot of money on popcorn and soda and not do anything with a girl you don’t know. Maybe it makes sense to go to the movies with a girl you have rapport with if you can get her to give you a blowjob during the movie. Tell her you’ve never seen your dick sucked in 3D. lol
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> “Going to the movies”
The worst thing about going to the movies is that you are actively subsidizing the Frankfurt School agenda to destroy Western Civilization.
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Yeah movies are a bad idea for new chicks. But I’ll be taking this one girl to Capt ‘Merca cuz I wanna see it and I need to give her some beta to soften the player vibe she’s getting.
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3D BJ. +1
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I’ve had not one, not two, but three honest-to-god stalkers with one still semi-active. This is not indisputable proof of alphaness (trust me, I’m not). It is, however, an indicator that redheads can be stark raving lunatics.
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I just started seeing a redhead, too. She went clingy after the first date. Wonder what it is about them.
[CH: i dunno, but the world needs more of them.]
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Redheads actually have some known physiological differences which distinguish them from other people.
For instance:
Redheads feel more pain than people with dark hair
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9166995/Redheads-feel-more-pain-than-people-with-dark-hair.html
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They always swallow too.
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I thought they felt more pain from some causes and less pain from others?
Quite a few of them seem to be into kink, but maybe that’s just the ones I run into.
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My go-to line on meeting a new redhead is “I have a soft spot for cute, slender redheads. If you’re a little crazy, that’s a plus.” They always laugh at that. Redheads are psycho and they know it and I just love them. My first gf in high school was a redhead and well over half my relationships (including two of three spouses) have been reds.
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I can see that line working on a lot of girls, not just redheads. (Obvs change the verbiage) But the real takeaway is that you married THREE times?!
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Tragically, yes. But two were redheads.
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Should be amended to “You’ve ever acquired a HOT honest-to-god stalker.” Don’t think it counts if you have a stalker who’s @ 400 lbs and mid-40s (yes I’m speaking from personal experience unfortunately…)
[CH: yes good catch. although an omega male would see an increase in his SMV if he had a fug stalker, as opposed to just a fug lover.]
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Woohoo!! SMV increased and a “good catch” from our esteemed host.
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..don’t get a big head..but….
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….lol I had one who would lay on my bed when I was at work….I did fuck her from time to time though…
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It’s nice to read these and be able to look at my “social growth” over the past year or two.
It’s funny that even when I was more beta, part of me instinctively knew to treat bombshells as if they were plain Janes, and it what scored me a real hottie from time to time. I always had that inkling if alpha, I suppose. Now I’m just letting it out and living how I want to.
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“Girls cum with you in every sex position.”
How about a girl cumming whilst giving fellatio? sidenote: This girl also turned out to be my first (only) stalker.
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If she’s rubbing herself in the process, it’s unsurprising. I always was lucky when it came(pun intended) to oral sex though. Maybe that’s why I often prefer it to vaginal sex.
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I shouldve clarified….no rubbing. I was quite surprised.
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yea that shit is hot
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To add to some of the original points:
You’ve never spent a dime on a girl and still banged her.
You’ve never been on a “date” with a girl and still banged her.
She never questions why you don’t spend anything on her.
She gives you rimjobs out of sheer lust.
She does filthy sh*t with you that you know she would never do with most men.
She let’s you degrade her….publicly. (inb4 ethics and morals. lol, yeah right.)
She verbally states, “I’m open to anything with you.” She complies.
You’re banging her raw and she begs for your cum, inside of her, on her most fertile day of the month.
She’s offered to be your sex slave by being kept locked up. (Ok, now this one does depend on the girl but it’s happened to me, twice.)
In the end, none of this matters to me. She might remember you fondly for years to come but that’s only if she doesn’t meet a man better than you.
If not, you got an Alpha Widow for life.
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She’s offered to be your sex slave by being kept locked up. (Ok, now this one does depend on the girl but it’s happened to me, twice.)
..I like that one..had a girl call me her “keeper”
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in my opinion, gbfm is a fraud.
Alpha males don’t brag online cuz thats lame
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Who cares whether or not he’s a fraud? He’s hilarious.
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lol ur right he is a funny man
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da gbfm has so much game dat dey call me da Microsoft seXbox and Sony PUASTATION lzlzzozozoozzozlzzoz and da Ninentdo Wiienerz lzozozozzlozzo da GBFM make mystery look like da Sega bungmasterz zlozzlzozozlzloz cause while he’s playing losta Atari pong da biddies be sukckingz da losta GBFM dong!
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nah dawg…that shit is real…..
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Your women get carried away and
relentdemand to raw dog in the heat of the moment.Once I almost ditched a date for another chick I met at a club but a buddy of mine convinced me not to. “You can’t do that,” he insisted. I remember staring at him like why the fuck not. Nothing he said made sense, because it wasn’t like I’d given my word I’d take my date home and fuck her. He was a true friend, and he knew a lot of women, so he probably thought he was doing me a favor looking out for my reputation. Now that I think of it on a few occasions I started out partying with one chick and ended up bedding another. *I* don’t have a problem with that, but nobody asked me when they decided I needed a fucking reputation.
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..betas have all these rules..i never understand them either…
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“You’ve ever inconspicuously texted under the table or called from the bathroom another girl while you were on a date.
You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.”
Triple points if you snuck out on a date because you met a hotter girl in the women’s bathroom because you didn’t want to wait in the line for the men’s.
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The feed says: “Check out the comment thread on this piece about the National White Privilege Conference.” I follow the link to an article titled “What Can Educators do to End White Supremacy in the Classroom?”
The banner at the top says: “The Free Market Voice for Wisconsin.” The open borders fruitbats who mistakenly call themselves libertarians ought to blow a load when they see that.
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Have a look at Amerika’s future:
http://imgur.com/a/8pAeh#0
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Eyeore=Iago
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When I was in high-school, I used the girls bathroom all the time because it was closer to my classroom. I don’t remember anyone ever complaining.
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You’ve seen the spite of a girl rejected on an open invitation to tag. Most betas never reject let alone witness how bad girls handle rejection.
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It truly is astounding to observe the core meltdown of a girl digesting the reality of rejection.
They are so used to instant, consistent male validation from the beta male masses that when delivered an ‘authentic’ male rejection, especially if she is offering full sexual compromise, their resulting behavioural response catastrophe is god damn great entertainment.
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Yep. They get angry; I laugh. The laughing makes them angrier; the increased anger makes me laugh harder. Etc.
Note: I only do this to women I have rejected due to bitchiness. I am unfortunately not Dark Triad and am still largely bound by the dictates of conscience. I have compassion for those I reject for not being hot enough even though I doubt compassion would flow in the reverse direction were the tables turned.
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It’s their ultimate power, you’ve nullified it, they are desperate to do anything to reinstate it.
Polite rejection cuts just as deep, as long as you don’t provide so much cover that she doesn’t know she was rejected. You can get the show while staying fully within propriety, though laughing can push her to greater loss of control.
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My policy is always to try to avoid outright rejection. Distract her, run into her friendzone, play dumb, run away, or whatever it takes. Scorned women are no fun to deal with.
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Chatelain, this’ a truly poetic declaration of love to the art of hunting and getting pussy. I only have a few of those, yet very impressed.
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See also: How to know if you’re a sociopath.
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What if you can’t tell a difference between sociopathic behavior and successful behavior?
The “sociopath” label is a shaming / defense mechanixm.
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“You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman you started dating.”
Funnily, yes. Happened a few times. The last time was this winter. I was seeing two girls at the same time, but with a lot of time in between dates, and the one I met last was more interesting. Funnier, more active in bed, more intelligent. I remember then seeing a message from the first one from a week earlier and remembering, hell, I completely forgot to answer.
“You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.”
Yes. You should never, ever have unprotected sex with women in their thirties.
And if you do, and a one-night-stand decides to keep the kid, the man should not be forced to pay for it. She could have an abortion, and if she chooses not to, then it’s entirely her responsibility.
I know of a case where a woman in her thirties called a man nine months after their one-night stand, right after she had had a baby she didn’t tell him about. She had lied about being on the pill, and probably had sex with him at her most fertile time too. It was her plan all along to trap him and take his money. So he is forced to pay for that like her cash cow, her personal slave, because of the anti-male laws. And of course he only gets to see the child twice a month, which makes sure she gets the child’s loyalty. He is only a stranger who pays for her fun.
He got a girlfriend later and they had a child together, but they couldn’t afford a second child, because every month he is forced to pay for the first woman’s child because of her lies. That should be criminal.
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This is why if you have one night stands you don’t tell the broad your full fucking name. Prepaid phones are neat too. If they call like that you can tell them you have no idea what they’re talking about and that they shouldn’t call this number again.
If you rent and you took her to your place, you can move too and tell the owner this woman is stalking you, so it would be better not to give her any of your information. What should really happen if we are to keep abortion legal is to also legalize infanticide because there’s no difference and abolish both child support and welfare for children. The same rationale used for abortion applies to all of these three things. Child support should be only for children born within a marriage, not for bastards. Same with inheriting, actually.
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If we’re to keep abortion legal, let’s be honest about it and abolish child support and welfare for children and legalize infanticide. There’s no difference between them.
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There’s no difference in the eyes of fanatic Christians in the U.S., who are looking for a moral high ground to peddle, because the Left has claimed so much other moral high ground (as defined by this era’s Christian-socialist slave morality that says you aren’t allowed to conquer, etc) such as how you must give funding to those with lower income, and how the West must pay for the Third World. So Xtians decided to go shrill about abortion.
The funny part is that the bibble says NOTHING against abortion, even though it was widespread in biblical times. (“You shall not kill”? That means nothing and doesn’t apply to eggs and spermies, or the bibble would have said so. Xtians have broken it hundreds of millions of times. In fact, many billions of times, when you count killing animals, and the “commandment” doesn’t say animal-killing is excempted.) There is no logic to it, since the supposed “souls” in a woman’s egg would go straight to heaven, thereby be saved from going to hell. Apparently Xtians want some of the “souls” to go to hell and be tortured forever. The anti-abortion crap developed in the Cath church was another way to ban people from having sex, which is a way to control people. They must only have good times through activities where the Cath church is involved, and sex is outside the church’s control. Having sex makes people too relaxed, too happy, so celibate priests who weren’t allowed to have it hated the thought and put up as many obstacles to sex as possible. American Protestants then copied the Caths in this issue.
Too bad that Xtians have hijacked the GOP in the U.S., since it drives away a lot of people who have to live in the real world, where – gasp – people have sex without being married. (And where people in marriage want to have sex without the woman getting pregnant every year too.) That issue has driven people to support the socialists and their mass immigration, causing the death of countless Whites, and the possible death of the entire West. Good job. But hey, that doesn’t matter to the church leaders – all that matters for them is influence in the GOP in order to be able to get perks and dominate philosophy debates there, so as to bring in more members for their church organizations, thus more money for the leaders. And who cares if an abortion ban would force many women to be stuck with one child that keeps them from getting married and having more than one child in a stable home, right? (And yes, that would be the result. Since, terrible as it may seem, people have sex outside of marriage. That is kind of the point of game. Shocking.)
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This is also a false dichotomy. It’s perfectly possible for a woman to give birth and give up for adoption. The waiting list for healthy babies is a couple of years, IIRC…
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like in the film Russia House I hate lists b/c they reveal to much about the person making them
this list reeks of insecurity imo .. there are some alpha men with class and sensitivity yet have appetite – think Sean Connery.. Steve McQueen different era of course.. you dont need to be a deliberate asshole to win with women..
imo the list is sophomoric and I scored double digits on the list (and not proud of some..) and I am not an alpha male
whats the most women you have slept with in a day without planning it and how many times has it happened in your life.. mine 3 woman in one day – 4 times.. just by doing my normal day – and it doesnt make me alpha just cunning guy who knows how to get what he wants..
had a friend who was really alpha with a v strong libido ..he used to burn thru 10-15 woman a week w/o trying for at least 5 yrs.. he could get groups of guys laid..could change an environment ..a party just by being there.. he was alpha
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“he used to burn thru 10-15 woman a week w/o trying for at least 5 yrs.. he could get groups of guys laid…”
10 per week X 52 weeks per year X 5 years = *2600* women or lays or sexual encounters or whatever…
Right. And he could shoot his load through electromagnetic 4ft welded steel.
Cool marvel comic super hero mental masturbation story bro…
Troll clown comment of the week.
Check out this forum bro: http://www.Disney.com
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not every week you fucking dork ..was true..my man was legend .. still is in a diff way.. and the point is – we as men have a choice.. to be part of the cultural rot .. or not.. building selfish immature manipulative punitive weaklings who complain ..its hard to act with honor..in a dishonorable world misses the point .. so for me this definition of alpha is misformed..
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Who let the Alpha Widow in?
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If you’ve ever gotten a bj from a cute teenage girl while she was pretending to be asleep on your lap, in the back seat of a sedan while her parents were driving..
If you ever banged a high school freshman in the choir practice room on her first day of high school
Got a few of these, I got started early lol
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> “a high school freshman”
Who was, ah, like 14-years-old at the time?
Somebody’s lucky his ass didn’t get sent to reform school.
If not prison.
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In NY we have an age-difference provision in the jailbait laws. A 15 year old can bang a 14 year old. A 20 year old cannot.
Since a 14 year old is fertile but even 15 is below the age of responsibility, I wonder who is financially responsible if they create a baby. I don’t know the answer.
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Yeah there seems to be a few people on this blog who think it’s alpha to bed extreme nubiles.
[CH: generally, younger women are more valuable prizes than older women. thus it makes sense that it’s tougher to bed younger women.]
Meh. 18-24 yr old pussy >>> underaged pussy.
[the views of the commenters are not necessarily representative of the views of CH proprietors. that said, 18 years old is as nubile as a woman can be without being illegal in most states.]
Even when I was in my mid teens I used to bang older chicks.
[there’s a short window in a man’s life — usually his early teen years — when the allure of an older (i.e., 22-28) woman can be stronger than that of his own nymphet cohort. likely this has something to do with subconsciously calculated prospects of insta-fertility and self-sufficient female provisioning. plus that whole mrs robinson thing. but don’t worry. such feelings quickly fade and revert to normal once the young man hits his stride post-teen years.]
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..I remember under-aged pussy..the best was a 14 year old busty boobs and ass girl from Columbia…I was 16 btw…
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The 14yo I dated in high school had bigger tits than most “adults”, and she probably reached her full adult height even before that. Its hilarious that people like to paint men as being mentally ill for being attracted to teenagers.
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15 will get you 20. Yeah, sounds kind of dark triad if you’re old enough to be at risk. You might be alpha, but probably won’t enjoy prison.
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..why do you think men teach…lol…
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I got 6. Surprised.
1. You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.
2. You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
3. A girl has ever cried for you.
4. You’ve dumped more often than you’ve been dumped, and when the latter happened you rarely had a dry spell longer than a month.
5. You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
6. You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t.
I got more than I thought I would.
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I count 34 line items, and I have checked off 17 of them. Considering my track record, I think this result is far too generous. Still, it’s not a bad showing out of a guy who mostly made mistake after mistake with women over the years. In particular, I’ve made more than one girl bawl by dumping her, and I’ve never been dumped myself.
I think this post needs to take hotness into consideration though. If you raise the bar on hotness, my score slides away toward 0.
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1.You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.
2. You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.
3. Your women get carried away and relent to raw dog in the heat of the moment.
4. You’ve ever brazenly lied to a woman to cover up an infidelity. And didn’t feel bad about it.
5. You’ve ever said “Are you fucking kidding me?” to an attractive woman.
6.You’ve ever banged a woman in public, within view of families.
7. You’ve ever steadily pressed for sex beyond three half-hearted “No”s, and achieved your goal.
8. You’ve ever replied more than an hour later after a girl texted, and it wasn’t a calculated maneuver. You genuinely didn’t feel like putting in the effort.
9. You’re not the one who’s nervous.
10.You’ve rarely had to wait past the third date for sex.
11.You’ve ever flirted with girls when every social expectation at the time was that you shouldn’t.
12.You’ve ever walked away from a long-term relationship out of boredom.
13.You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
14.A girl has ever cried for you.
15.You’ve dumped more often than you’ve been dumped, and when the latter happened you rarely had a dry spell longer than a month.
16.You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol.
17.You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.)
18.You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.
19.You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
20.You’ve ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
21.You’ve ever had a girl spend more on you than you on her before she offered her sex.
22.You’ve ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.
23.You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t.
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Damn, 23. Only 4 short of my score on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist, probably related.
Had a girl I slightly knew call me once after I banged her friend (in the back of the caller’s car while she drove, alas couldn’t quite pull the threesome at the time)and tell me, “X told me you were the best fuck she’s ever had.”That situation also resulted in my first 17&18 on the list above. BTW, Having a stalker isn’t nearly as cool as it sounds.
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How can it be 4 short of your score on that psychopathy checklist? The checklist has only 20 elements.
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Scattershot a few girls today. Here’s what I got:
Me: Going to Fla. next week. Let’s get coffee
HB7 from Florida: (no reply) [I had tried a few weeks before; she answered several hours later. Acts really coy IRL, as if she likes me, but teases.]
Me: Let’s get coffee
HB7: Sorry, who is this?
Me: Corvinus
HB7: I’m pretty busy with work, sorry.
Me: Let’s get coffee
HB8: (no reply)
Me: Let’s get coffee
HB8: Haha hey Corvinus. Sorry, but I’m pretty booked right now!
Me: Hey [HB9-twisted nickname I use for her]
HB9: What up dog
Me: Let’s get coffee at [place] tmrw
HB9: I have a lot to do tomorrow such as lab
Hmm… how to cut through the “I’m too busy” problem? In fact, I find it’s far more of a problem now than IHAB.
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@Corvinus…a few things to consider:
1) Before you met them how much attraction had you built up?
2) “let’s get coffee”—what was said/texted before? I usually start with “Hey hip hop girl, what trouble are you causing?”
her: blah blah blah
Me: I forget, were you a tea of coffee girl?
her: tea/coffee
Me: well, if you behave let’s go for that, howz next week?
The “i’m busy line” means simply they’re not interested or they don’t feel invested in any way.
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Yeah, “let’s get coffee” is a little gay.
I mean – seriously – think about what you’re saying: You’re gonna get all narked up on caffeine with the bitch but no alcohol will be involved?
Irish coffee maybe, with some whiskey and kahlua.
But not actual coffee coffee.
You might as well ask her to come to Kinkos with you while you staple together a bunch of photocopies.
I’d be throwing some weird neg/compliment/hamster-spinning shit at these bitches.
Or just go full throttle like GBFM and order them to come over to your place and bring a movie and some beer for you to drink.
But not “coffee”.
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Coffee mainly because it’s Lent, and it was an attempt to keep the leads warm until after April 20. I don’t particularly care that they bagged out.
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But if you don’t particularly care, why’d you post about it?
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He doesn’t care about this particular girl, but he cares about improving his game in order to avoid this occurrence in the future. I should be paid for my psychic powers.
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^ What he said.
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I agree with your point about coffee, commenter known as Zombie Shane. Funny part is, I’m sure I used a version of your Kinko’s scenario with a fresh chick more than once with great success. Like I’ve stated before, traditional dating never made sense to me.
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Most of my bangs follow coffee dates. The venue doesn’t matter as long as you escalate.
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I wouldn’t say my game is all that great(as another commentator said, it’s like Swiss cheese, good, but full of holes), but I don’t need to have a girl drink in order to sleep with her. There’s no real reason to go out for drinks with a girl if you will end up paying. I’d rather buy a bottle of cheap wine, a couple of sandwiches and go for a nocturnal picnic. This costs me $10. Going for drinks costs me more if I pay only for myself and you most likely won’t end up with your dick in her mouth under a sky full of stars.
I can’t say girls, at least here, mind going for a coffee.
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> “I’d rather buy a bottle of cheap wine, a couple of sandwiches and go for a nocturnal picnic.”
BINGO.
Also bring the thick blanket or sleeping bag unless you wanna get them itchy scratchy grass stains all over yourself from the furious by-the-light-of-the-moon copulation au naturel.
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1) It was enough attraction that I felt secure enough in getting their numbers without feeling like it was forced in any way. But with the HB8 and HB9 who replied, I definitely recall having run better game, which would only make sense. Also, the other HB8 who didn’t reply doesn’t yet know that it was I who texted her (like the HB7 who asked “who is this”)
2) I just jumped in out of the blue with “let’s get coffee” without anything else beforehand.
The “i’m busy line” means simply they’re not interested or they don’t feel invested in any way.
I suppose it’s better than not answering at all. But I like your idea of teasing them. I’m trying to cut out the saying too much before asking, and otherwise being as much like Bring the Movies Man and Nah Man as possible.
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Asking out of the blue is freaky. You have to get them to invest in the chat/text then hit them.
Krauser does a whole chapter on this in his new book. Check it out.
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> “Asking out of the blue is freaky”
Right.
But even worse than that, asking is ASKING.
A True Alpha doesn’t ASK a woman to do something.
A True Alpha ORDERS a woman to do something.
“Asking” is totally beta.
And coffee shops are utterly gay.
If you aren’t at the point yet where you can order the bitch around, then you need to invest some more time in the weird off-beat neg-cum-compliment-cum-neg wisecracks which keep her off-balance and which get her hamster to spinning furiously.
And remember: Your goal is not to ASK her for favors; your goal is to issue ORDERS to her.
“Asking” means that you are still in the completely wrong frame of mind, and that wrongness will inevitably reflect itself in the Frame of your Game.
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You have to command without making it seem like you are domineering. The phraseology can be a bit tricky. “Let’s hang out” is a command, for example, but doesn’t sound domineering–more suggestive. She can ignore it or reject it outright or obey.
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And coffee shops are utterly gay.
Yeah, in fact, I actually pulled the “let’s get coffee” in real life on a girl, took her to the student union building, and got a cheap but good mix I made up (sickly sweet flavored mocha stuff diluted with drip.
Another reason I’m going the coffee route (besides Lent) is because a couple of the girls aren’t 21 yet. Yup… I’m fishing in the under-21 pool.
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Why don’t you do an intro text?
Like, ‘Hey what’s up this is Corvinus [ping back to conversation in some way], we should hang out soon.’
Then when they respond, you can set up the hang out. You should try to set it up near your place (or at your place), and you should have a clear plan of attack re: how you will get from there to your place with them.
As played, the way to cut through ‘I’m too busy,’ is to just realize that for whatever reason they aren’t available to you right now. Don’t take it personally. Just keep pinging them. Like maybe one message of DHV/funny/somewhat nice…and one message of ‘let’s hang out’ every few days.
It’s never over. Girls can not respond or talk to you for like….a month…and then suddenly be down to hang out. Just let your phone swell and shoot off texts when you’re bored.
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This is an example of what Scray’s talking about when he says the aloof text game stuff doesn’t work if you don’t have enough value to the girl. That doesn’t mean you aren’t a high-value dude or that she didn’t view you as high-value when you first met and got her number…it just means that for whatever reason your value at that point in time isn’t high enough to her (hell the reasons can even be out of your control like you have blonde hair and yesterday a blonde guy creeped out her friend and now she hates blonde guys this week even tho she loved that when you first met, like that’s something where you have no control).
These responses are basically an indicator of “you don’t have high enough value for me to fit you into my schedule”, and it’s good that you did the same thing to all of them so you can see a consistent pattern of them giving no fucks so you know you have to fix something lol
The basic problem is that you’re asking for too much compliance too soon, with not enough value. If I came up to you on the street on a day that you’re having a crappy day and said “give me a dollar.” you’d probably tell me to fuck off. But if I came up to you on the street and casually chatted with you, joked around and got you laughing and feeling good emotions, built a little connection with you swapping stories about our dogs that died when we were kids, got you laughing again and then said “hey you got a dollar on you? I’m half asleep and I have a business meeting and need to grab a coffee but I left my wallet at home.” you would probably give me a dollar, or a $5’er if you didn’t have a dollar handy.
The difference between those two scenarios is that in the first one I didn’t have high-value to you or a connection or comfort/rapport AND you weren’t in a good state. It’s not that you wouldn’t be open to giving me a dollar, it’s that I was being uncalibrated and just barging in instead of pacing your reality and leading you into a good state and then pitching the dollar request.
Sometimes you’ll catch the girl in a great state and the convo is just a quick push of “hey” “hi!!” “wow someone’s excited” “I just got a new job!!” “great then drinks are on you tonight” “lol no way” “fine, we’ll go dutch. BarName, 7pm.” “lol i dunno…” “shush don’t be gay.” “lol fuck you” “we’ll celebrate your new job. 7pm, BarName.” “lol okay”
Sometimes the girl is totally out of state or having a bad week etc. and you have to invest in a long txt convo or multiple txt convos to get her into a good state.
So you kind of throw out a normal txt first…I like to re-open with a cocky/funny tease like “don’t think I didn’t notice you sneaking around the bushes outside my bedroom window last night”, where she’s pretty much forced to respond even if it’s to be like “oh god lol” or “you wish”…like I just need ANY response, good or bad, because all I’m doing is trying to guage what kind of state she’s in.
Based on her response I’ll calibrate and if she’s in a receptive state I’ll start to push for the meet-up, and if she’s not in a receptive state I’ll joke, tease, roleplay, etc. and get her laughing and into a better state. If she doesn’t respond or responds slow with one-word replies I’ll try to figure out from what I know about her whether she’s just busy at work or with something happening in real life on her end, or if she’s not interested at all but usually it’s the former so I’ll back off and end the convo and try again in a couple days at a different time of day (maybe every day around 10am she has work stress but 2 days later I text her at 8pm and she’s done work and relaxed watching some funny TV show and is horny/flirty).
Once I know she’s lol’ing on her end, I’ll push for the meet-up and try to neutralize any of her objections either with hardcore plowing responses (like “i have plans” gets “cancel them, I’m more fun” or “i have lab tomorrow” gets “it’s fine, one drink, we’ll have you home asleep for your lab by 10.” etc.) or neutralizing them in advance (I know she’ll object to meeting up because she thinks I’m going to try to have sex with her so I’ll say “one drink, but we’re not having sex, I have an early morning tomorrow.” and kind of take that objection away before she can use it).
If you made a super boss impression on her when you first met her and got the number, and it’s within a few days of that interaction, you can probably be more aloof/direct. Brad Pitt could txt “let’s get coffee.” out of the blue a month later but it’s because he has massively high value to the girl by default.
But if you only made a decent impression or if you made a super boss impression but it’s a week or two later, or she was drunk that night, or for whatever reason maybe she’s embarrassed from making out with you that night or she’s hungover and tired and not feeling flirty or a million other things, then you probably have to build your value up again (basically reminding her of how high-value you are since she exchanged numbers with you at a point where she saw you as high-value) and THEN push for coffee.
It’s all super logical. The key thing to remember is that your value to her is ALWAYS in a state of fluctuation and if she doesn’t know you well, it’s in a state of slowly trickling downward. Like Brad Pitt or the alpha to an “alpha widow” will always have high value even if she never sees or talks to him again in her life. But the guy from the bar that one night’s value will slowly trickle downward over time, esp as she meets other guys from the bar that one night and they make newer impressions on her or they make bad impressions and she associates them with you etc. My point is: when you re-engage her via txt, assume that you’re re-sarging her from the start…it’s a smaller shorter faster sarge because you already know she can be attracted to you since you have her number, but you still have to go through the motions.
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@YaReally Sometimes I go “long-game” if it’s girls in my social circle whose anti-slut defense pops up and they’re in conflict between wanting to meet up and seeing me out and about…
So…I push-pull, go long, text some random shit, then disappear.
In one case, I didn’t see the girl for 2 weeks and SHE suddenly brought up some thing I texted her 2 weeks earlier.
So yes, they remember.
Now I realize just getting numbers is meaningless unless you’ve had some interaction.
Even then, the interaction may just be they want to hang out.
In one case I did everything right, got the girl out, she has a bf. She didn’t exactly LJBF me. But it’s clear she enjoys the movie moments and banter.
So I now dole it out in lesser amounts…give her some time to think of me and miss me. Wonder. Imagine. DHV her, then disappear.
Girls that want to bang you will give you that impression quite quickly.
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@walawala
“Now I realize just getting numbers is meaningless unless you’ve had some interaction.”
Yup. One of the first plateaus/walls guys hit when they learn pickup is they learn how to get numbers and then they start collecting 10 numbers a night feeling like a boss because they’re running flash game and getting Attraction and the girls cough up their numbers because in the moment they love them.
But then those guys try txting those numbers and don’t get a single reply, because they didn’t get Comfort/Rapport with the girl and build a connection to where she’s going to remember their value long-term and respond when they txt. They didn’t fuck up the txting, they fucked up before they even got the number.
“In one case I did everything right, got the girl out, she has a bf. She didn’t exactly LJBF me. But it’s clear she enjoys the movie moments and banter.”
Also true and a bit of a trap. Like I like making girls feel good, it’s fun to flirt and everything, but a lot of taken girls have husbands etc. who don’t give them those flirty fun exciting feelings and those girls meet you and you’re clearly a source of that so they try to get a lot of time with you to experience those feelings.
But then you have to look at the interaction and be like “okay but seriously what value am I getting out of this interaction? She loves it, obviously, but why am I going for lunch with her where I know she won’t put out…I could be using this time for something else or to be with a girl who does put out.” and sometimes you have to cut those chicks off because they’ll try to monopolize your time.
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sometimes you have to cut those chicks off because they’ll try to monopolize your time.
Right…
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Yup. One of the first plateaus/walls guys hit when they learn pickup is they learn how to get numbers and then they start collecting 10 numbers a night feeling like a boss because they’re running flash game and getting Attraction and the girls cough up their numbers because in the moment they love them.
But then those guys try txting those numbers and don’t get a single reply, because they didn’t get Comfort/Rapport with the girl and build a connection to where she’s going to remember their value long-term and respond when they txt. They didn’t fuck up the txting, they fucked up before they even got the number.
That’s true, I went through the “no-reply” stage before myself. Now I guess I’m at the “they do reply but say they’re too busy” stage.
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Great comment. Lots of details and analysis. Are you autistic?
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Ex-betas always write the best about this stuff; the natural alphas do it too unconsciously to be able to articulate it. They’ll say ‘just be yourself’ or some useless advice like that, because, well, that’s what they do, they be themselves, and it works for them…no further thought required.
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” …Ex-betas always write the best about this stuff; the natural alphas do it too unconsciously to be able to articulate it. … ”
good observation
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Also true. Over the course of a buddy relationship with a Natural I’ll often try to get them to describe their philosophy/rules/mindsets for getting girls and I always found it fascinating that they wouldn’t be able to articulate things in-depth the way PUAs do, but they would still describe the same general concepts.
Like a Natural might say “don’t take any shit from girls, call them out if they’re being stupid” which is really just being dominant/authoritative, teasing, giving them an emotional rollercoaster, outcome independence (since you don’t care if you piss the girl off), abundance (because who would give a hot girl shit except a guy who’s got a lot of hot girls and doesn’t care if she fucks off), etc. The Natural can’t really articulate in depth how or why that gets him attraction, he just knows from experience “when I don’t let girls get away with being stupid, I get laid more”.
The early PUAs did an incredible job of backwards engineering social interactions to be able to even explain, let alone mimic, what Naturals were doing on instinct. That’s like someone figuring out the formula for Coca Cola just from tasting a bunch of different drinks.
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yeah but what’s unusual is that Ya has come so far and like, can still break it down so that someone fresh can understand what’s going on. That seems rare. Because as I progress, my general ‘breakdown’ of situations is less ‘X, Y, Z D-H-V’ and more ‘ya just don’t be a faggot.’ So I feel like I’m losing the ability to explain exactly what’s going on….or I’d have to sit and really think about it.
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YaReally, I’ve been trying to reverse engineer a fling I had from decades ago to figure out why it worked.
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“Are you autistic?”
No, I’m just wicked smart.
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Good science is good observation.
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Wicked smot
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It’s all super logical. The key thing to remember is that your value to her is ALWAYS in a state of fluctuation and if she doesn’t know you well, it’s in a state of slowly trickling downward.
Makes sense. Next time I’ll run into them in real life and DHV, which I’m better at now. I did before with the HB8s and HB9, but I guess I need to do more. Plus, perhaps have a tad more lead-in, as you and Scray pointed out.
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You run into a female you know unexpectedly at a bar, She introduces you to her boyfriend, and then upon hearing your name says,” ohhhh that’s ——.”
She tells you later on that she had previously called out your name when fucking him while highly intoxicated,He never forgot it.
You haven’t even gotten down with her yet. Good times. .
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yea I guess my bitches husband was eating that pussy with other people around and my bitch called out my name that got to hurt
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I would hazard a guess that at least 90% of men under 45 would answer yes to at least one of these questions.
We can’t all be above average.
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mean to add, “… so how can we all be an alpha male?”
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With women of your SMV or higher? Doubt it.
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Had Chateau meant that, he would have said that. If you believe that game works, than it’s entirely plausible that any guy applying it would easily be able to tick a couple of these off the list. Moreover it’s illogical since the apex alpha male is a 10 and and there’s no such thing as a 12.
I’m not sure when this became about me and my SMV, but I can certainly still check a couple of these boxes (heh).
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If she’s fat, it doesn’t count. There, I solved your dilemma.
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[…] https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/04/02/youll-know-youre-an-alpha-male-if/ […]
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Follow up to another CH post on beta of the year…this is Hong Kong guy being slapped by his ugly fat butch girlfriend telling her: “Harder, you slap like you haven’t eaten”.
http://shanghaiist.com/2014/03/31/hong-kong-woan-slaps-boyfriend-on-street.php
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When you’re fucking on her bed, and, without her ever having said anything about being in a relationship, you demand to know which side of the bed “he” sleeps on.
When she sheepishly points it out, you pull out and cum on his pillow. And make her rub it in.
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thats just wrong
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Evil is its own reward.
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I noticed how “Instant Rape” was omitted the list.
I find @CH’s lack of faith disturbing.
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I’m recently single after a long marriage of +10 years. So at 40 years of age, I started doing this online dating thing for the past 3 months. To increase my chances of getting dates with attractive women, I read up on all things about PUA and game.
I’m made out and banged a few nice-looking girls so far along the way, but now I am totally smitten and feeling madly in love with a younger woman who is super smoking hot. I’ve dropped all contact with my other ongoing casual girlfriends and I’m focusing everything on her.
As hard as I try to be cool and nonchalant when it comes to her, I can’t contain my passion and enthusiasm. We have slept over at each other’s place and as soon as me or she leaves, the amount of anxiety that I feel when seperated is unbearable. We’ve only known each other for a few weeks, but I can’t imagine myself being without her.
And that ultimately is what makes a good PUA artist: not being afraid of losing the girl in order to move on to the next one. I suppose this beta backsliding that I’m doing might scare her off eventually.
I have a severe case of oneitis. I suppose that because we’ve already been in bed together that the conquest is complete, but I must have her heart. It’s not enough for me to just have had sex with her. Having her head lie on my chest as she sleeps is pure bliss, it’s like being in heaven.
On the plus side, it’s quite thrilling to be dating women who are younger than me and who actually find me attractive. I may be a natural beta, but I’m trying to be strong. It’s really hard!
Anybody out there can offer words of encouragement?
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I have a severe case of oneitis. I suppose that because we’ve already been in bed together that the conquest is complete, but I must have her heart. It’s not enough for me to just have had sex with her. Having her head lie on my chest as she sleeps is pure bliss, it’s like being in heaven.
Ghey…
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Love and lust for women who wear sexy and frilly lingerie are basically ghey when you think about it.
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These things happen, don’t beat yourself up about it. If you think you want to go LTR, nothing wrong with that–game has already served its purpose in helping you to get a hotter woman. It’s a toolkit: use it as you see fit. A man chooses his destiny; the purpose of game is to help get you that.
If your beta backsliding starts to scare her off, you can go hunting again. If you actually do find yourself falling in mutual love, congratulations. Just get a prenup before you commit, and check the divorce laws in your state…because just because you love her, doesn’t mean she loves you, or that she won’t stray too.
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I recall one of my first girlfriends early on into my online dating experience where things got very serious very fast. We were both attracted to each other and there was an extreme amount of chemistry–to the point of it being unhealthy. But she was nuts and had extreme mood swings and I absolutely did not want to be tethered to someone like that for the next 20 years. I tried to break it off nicely at one point but she went nuclear on me, calling me a player and one who uses women for sex (she was fastly approaching the wall and it was evident that she was hunting for a husband).
So I upped my acting like a puppydog beta in love with her, always texting and asking for responses. It got to the point where she just ignored me and broke it off.
Acting like a beta is pretty useful if you want to break up with the girl.
And yes, being someone who is in a very secure financial state does give me a huge advantage over the rest of the AFCs. I need to keep that in mind and remind myself that I am the one who is the catch here.
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“So I upped my acting like a puppydog beta in love with her, always texting and asking for responses. It got to the point where she just ignored me and broke it off.”
Lol, classic. Well done.
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Heh. And women think they’re the clever ones.
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It was a pretty good tactic. But after she dropped me (via text), I stopped all communication with her feeling relieved.
A week later she called and wanted to talk so I gave her more silence.
A few days after she wrote a long email asking why I am being so cruel to her.
Using silence is a great weapon if you want to win the girl back. And I should use it with this one to see what happens. I might as well–what have I got to lose?
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find some other young hotties to game simultaneously. that’s the only cure. and its IMPERATIVE that you get over this because the young hotties are the ones that are going to BREAK you – they have way too many options and are way too flaky. you better have options yourself (young, tight ones) or you will be battling this war forever. i’m in the same boat as you – 40-ish and roaming (altho i’m married) and i hear what you’re saying. the young n tight ones are the most intoxicating but that’s what makes them the most dangerous, and why you must be uber asshole with them and ALWAYS assume they could skate at any time.
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You are 100% correct in every way. I’m always reminded of my pre-marital days where girls constantly went LJBF. I had no idea what game was (so I used a basic beta nice guy game, which does somewhat work and has it’s own virtues), but I slept with a number of women with the goal being a stable monogamous LTR. I could get them into bed, but they eventually would drop me.
But this one is so awesomely beautiful, it goes against every fiber of my being trying to act cool or cruel towards her. It’s both thrilling and frightening at the same time.
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There are a hundred more where she came from. Abundance mentality, sir. Abundance mentality.
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Well, in the marriageable age category (like 45 and under), men outnumber women, hence why female hypergamy exists. PUA game makes sense as it creates a perceived scarcity of yourself and elevates your market value.
It’s all good in theory, but much more difficult in practise!
Well, at least I got laid. Many lonely men go an entire lifetime without having ever gone out on a date with a girl.
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you can do gushing game if you’re only giving her less than 1/3 the affection she’s giving you. I mean, new love is a great time, especially if you can’t keep your hands off of each other, right?
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I am admittedly reciprocating everything she has given me. I need to reduce it.
Next time she texts me, I will savor it like a love letter and not respond until just before we are to meet again.
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“you’re not too shabby” is a nice reply if she says she’s falling for you.
how did you meet your new girl?
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Congratulations on your latest conquest, because I can assure you that she won’t be your last. She’s just a drop in the poosy bucket.
As for your curing your “severe case of oneitis”, go fuck 10 other women and get back to us. If you actually went through with it, you’ll have noticed a marked change in your current disposition.
If you need an incentive to do so, just imagine this hot little number a decade from now; a fat, bitter, and disgusting shell of her former self. The Wall takes no prisoners. You have been warned.
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I actually really like this one a lot. If she were to drop the LJBF bomb on me tomorrow, I would admittedly have a good cry about it, get drunk and look at it philosophically: I got to fuck a pretty hot girl a number of times, one with the face of a doll. We’ve actually had quite a bit of meaningful personal conversations. I could forgive her enough to remain friends in all honesty. She’s pretty cool.
But she goes hot/cold.
So if she drops me, well then it’s her loss. I just have to remember that I’m the catch here.
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” I’ve dropped all contact with my other ongoing casual girlfriends and I’m focusing everything on her.”
it’s your fault for doing this. take responsibility for it. you are sewing the seeds of your own demise with this woman you’re pedastalizing.
“I must have her heart”
no, you ‘must’ not. this mindset confers pressure upon her. and that is destructive to the dynamic between you two.
you can’t claim ignorance now. your responsibility.
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You are 100% right and everything you say makes perfect sense. In my defense, I’m in the very early stages of game. I haven’t had my heart broken yet during this process and maybe that’s why it needs to happen for me to learn this lesson.
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you can call it ‘beta backsliding’ or you can simply call it ‘making the wrong decisions’. in other words, i don’t fault you for feeling empty without her. you can work on that over time. i do fault you for choosing to eschew dating other women. you can fix that immediately by choosing to do so.
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You are right, of course. I could have cheated on her this week a number of times (I’ve had nude selfies texted to me), but my feelings of intense infatuation have made me throw out all logic out the window. I am in love, and perhaps not in a healthy way.
If it doesn’t work out with her, then I can go back on the hunt. I’ve done pretty good for someone who has jumped into the dating game after a decade or so.
Thx to all for your advice and constructive criticism. It actually helps me to find a way to talk with more experienced PUAers about this.
I’ll re-read heartiste’s 16 rules. They’re extremely helpful.
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Yeah, try Single55NewToPUA. Married 16 years as a beta pedastalizing provider. But I got better!
Read the 16 Commandments of Poon and do what they say even if it runs contrary to your intuition. Your intuition is wrong. Retrain it. Then start working through the archives. You’ll soon find other sites that will get you back on track. Happy hunting!
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I have been with her mother. She has been with my son. I have been with her. There is here a rolling definition of “complicated”.
But not to worry. My son has found an other girlfriend who acts sane, etc., wants to marry and breed… While I am left with the job of managing a psychotic mother/daughter tag team fukathon until death.
God be praised.
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stalker girl is not sign of alpha. Some people are simply crazy and cant handle rejection
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Alpha= Attractiveness of Woman x Her Tolerance(of your bad behavior)/Effort(on your part)
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You’ve said “no” to a girl wanting a ride back to her car in the morning, after blowing a breakfast load down her throat- and she makes her boyfriend pick her up.
You often kick girls out of your house that although are in sexual compliance rotation, listening to their shit isn’t worth it anymore.
You often tell a girl “you’re not my girlfriend” when hanging out to keep cost per lay minimized.
You’re always dealing with jealous beta haters whose girlfriends’ light up like Christmas trees when they talk to you.
You effortlessly ignore girls’ pleasantries when engaged in conversations with your buddies.
You often pull #s from girls who are currently on dates- in front of their dates.
You’ve banged many of the hottest bartenders and staff at your regular hangout spots. Loved, hated, never ignored.
You start texting other girls without conscious regard after you sex her to sleep.
You quickly asses cost risk and logistical barriers vs. SMV like a ninja robot for every viable opportunity in proximity.
You read CH on your phone in bed while she snores.
Heh.
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> “You’re always dealing with jealous beta haters whose GIRLFRIENDS’ light up like Christmas trees when they talk to you.”
What I hate is when it’s their WIVES.
And when there are kids involved.
Which seems to be happening to me with increasing regularity.
I feel so sorry for the poor beta husbands that I wanna pull them aside and say, “Listen, dude, you need to learn to man up. In a hurry. Now I want you to google this thing called ‘Chateau Heartiste’ and read all of the archives there.”
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“You’re always dealing with jealous beta haters whose girlfriends’ light up like Christmas trees when they talk to you.” Actually, that’s really a pain in the ass. Chicks either are trying to start trouble or are clueless when they do. “Oh, Billy-bob is soooo much fun. I hope he comes over to talk with us again.” or “Jimmy-Joe is such a great dancer. I hope he asks me to dance again.”
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You read CH on your phone in bed while she snores.””””””’
ahhahahahahahahahahhaha
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Well shit, I’m more alpha-ish than I thought.
Missing from the list: noisily fucking a married woman in her marital bed while hubby is banished to the couch in the next room. This was fifteen years ago, before cuckold fetish porn went mainstream.
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These fetishes existed way before they were well known.
But yes, alpha. Very alpha.
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I was thinking that “you’ve ever had a girl who barely knows you be down for anything with you,” could be one.
For example….when they get to your place just say ‘change of plans…I decided we’re going to get high, eat mushrooms and go see a movie.’ Keep in mind, this chick had never tripped or taken shrooms. And she’s just….down.
We roll there, then get caught by a security guard halfway through…well, you know…in the car. No big deal. So by the time we get to the movie, she’s tripping the light fantastic. We get into the movie, and by that time they’re starting to hit me. I’m excited because….well, it was going to be intense. Then she starts freaking out and I ask if she wants to go. She nods.
So….I’m driving the car, and it looks like hyperspace passing by the millennium falcon. I eventually tell her we have to pull over because I don’t want to go to jail again. By now, I’m all kinds of daffy. She’s like ‘I just want to go to your house……..I’ll call a cab….or maybe…..I’ll call a friend….’
And I’m like ‘no, fuck that. we can do this together. Just trust me.’
She looks at me with these spaced out eyes ‘……..okay. I trust you.’ and puts her hand in mine.
So we got out and we had to coordinate catching the bus to my place — leaving the car there in the parking lot.
She’s like “I feel like this is the Odyssey….and you’re Odysseus.”
“Ya, that’s awesome.”
“But it’s going to be our hubris that does us in! Hubris! Why did we drive all the way out here? What do we have to prove?!”
“Fuck the universe, that’s what.”
“……am I Penelope….do you think I’m Penelope?”
“….of course not, shit.”
-dejection-
“Athena….you’re out here with me. My muse, right?”
ATT: ZOMBIE SHANE — this is how you drop ‘smart’ shit on a girl. also, look at that, this hot stripper is -gasp- pretty smart. Should be enough to shit on all of the preconceived notions about game. Anyway, she loves that line and grabs my arm….content to be wandering out at night with me while just…..losing her mind on drugs.
Fast forward —> we get off the bus near my house.
“You know…..normal guys take me to dinner or ask to get coffee….just saying.”
“….sounds tight.”
“….well….I’m here with you I guess, so you must be doing something right.”
“Hella.”
We stop at the gas station near my place. Without her finding out, I buy a lunchables. We walk to my apartment. She’s so happy we made it back. We’re laying there…..and she’s like
“….thank you for taking care of me tonight.Or I guess….putting our lives in danger first by trying to drive back. I was so scared in the theater, and I wasn’t sure we’d make it back. You’re very brave.”
“….why thank you….and that’s not all.”
I present her the lunchables
“…I’m generous too. Look who got you dinner.”
Her reaction was ecstatic.
….
lol ever since then she’s been on me like crazy.
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Haha! That is a trip, literally. While I’m laughing though, I’m also dying inside remembering a shroom story of my own in college. Shroomed with two girls, one who came up to our college to visit a buddy of mine but not sure if they were just friends or he was hitting it, and another girl from my hometown. I didn’t plan on shrooming with them. Around 100 people at a huge party shroomed and I just happened to meet up with them later. I must have eaten a piece of a bad shroom cause I was upchucking like a mofo. They knew me, so when they saw me, they took care of me for a few minutes and that’s all you need during shrooming sessions to “form your group” (that group of people you will shroom together with at that particular time till it’s over). We ended up going back to my place and at one point the hot girl with big tits, which I love, says, “I wonder what sex would be like.” My shrooming brain had an eruption of thoughts inside like “holy shit, tell her let’s try it, but no isn’t she going out with your buddy, I’m not sure, shit, oh look the carpet’s moving, fuck, would she want to include her buddy in a threesome?, damn the walls are breathing, what was I talking about again, oh yeah, she just said she wondered about sex, how long’s it been since she said that? Damn, I can’t say let’s try it now, I’d sound like a hesitating beta.” Totally blew the opportunity and think about it to this day with heavy regret. Can’t remember if my duddy and her were ever going out, but knowing what I know now about game, I wouldn’t have cared and would have done it regardless.
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lol that sucks, dude. Hot chicks at your place tripping out and no bang. forsooth, a tragedy.
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These were a hoot, mostly because I’ve done all of them at some point in time. Of course, when you’ve been having sex for over 40 years, even if you were a meek pussy-cat you’d still have done most of them just due to circumstances without really being “alpha”… Of course, not having been anything other than as I am, I can’t really give more than one data-point.
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26 – Yes (Single/Multiple); 9 – No/Unsure
The most interesting thing about this check list isn’t my score. It’s that until I reached my late 30’s, I never knew anything formal about game. Shit just happened naturally without conscious thought.
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This sounds like beta shit to me.
You know you’re an alpha if:
You’ve had Skype sex with another woman while sitting at a dinner table with your date, then blown your load over her ice cream and watched her eat it.
You’ve ever snuck out of a sex session with a 10 cheerleader because she wasn’t hot enough for you.
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you had sex 5 times on the way to the restroom with complete strangers and couldn’t walk back to the table.
You’ve ever walked into a first date’s apartment, pulled down your pants, shat on her carpet, pissed into her oven, farted Beethoven’s Ode To Joy in D Minor and then made her lick your asshole clean.
You’ve ever held five simultaneous relationships, one for “appearances”, one for “king alpha dog status”, one to brag about online, one for the chilluns, and one for the road.
Your women lose bowerl control and shit when they cum.
You’ve ever brazenly cleaned out your gf’s house, bought crack and then scored who roomate who saw you do it.
You’ve ever banged a woman while another woman was still adhered to your dick.
You’ve ever said “Fuck you cunt fuck, fuckee me now now!” to an attractive woman you just met, and she agreed.
You’ve ever banged a woman in a kindergarten, on the altar during a religious ceremony, while making the priest film it.
You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman while still dating her. Super double plus alpha bonus points if you met her on the street and had to stare blankly for five hours before recollecting.
You’ve ever forgotten a woman’s name up through the third anniversary. And didn’t bother apologizing for it.
You’ve ever steadily pressed for sex beyond three half-hearted “No”s, five wholehearted “No’s”, three screams of “help!” a face-full of mace, and still achieved your goal.
You’ve ever replied more than a decade after a girl texted, and it wasn’t a calculated maneuver. You genuinely didn’t feel like putting in the effort.
Girls cum just by looking at you, or sniffing a shirt you wore last week.
You never feel nervous. Ever.
You’ve rarely had to wait past introductions for sex.
You’ve ever flirted with girls at a funeral, where one of their relatives was being buried.
You’ve ever taken a call from a girl while another girl had your cock up her ass and was begging you to propose.
You’ve never had a long-term relationship because you get bored after orgasm.
You’ve ever had to deal with seventeen pregnancy scares in the same day.
A girl has killed herself over you.
You’ve never been dumped, and never had a dry spell longer than 2 hours.
You’ve ever scheduled five dates for the same night. Super alpha bonus points if all five dates ended in unwanted pregnancies. Super alpha doubleplusalpha bonus points if you fucked at the abortion clinic afterwards.
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of conversation.
You’ve ever dated a girl who was persuaded to, permanently, acquiesce to your insistence on a one-way sexually open relationship.
You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.) Double plus alpha points if she killed one of your pets. Triple plus alpha points if she shot you. Alpha infinitum points if she actually hacked your head open with an axe.
You’ve had girls approach you and rape you.
You’ve ever taken a girl home without bothering to coax her compliance.
You’ve ever had a girl call the cops not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
You’ve ever had a girl buy you a house, car and new wardrobe before offering you sex,
You’ve ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend. Except she never had any, because you were her first. So she hired someone to play her ex-boyfriend just to make him jealous anyway because you are so awesome and such a big cunt.
You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t, but you actually were, but not really, buttfuck!
You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved ten girls at the same time as you were shitting on their couch. And they loved you back.
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Droll… very droll.
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I loled hard at this CH, I love ya but you just got pwned.
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#5, #32, #33 were funny, but only cuz of the words, “chillun”, “cunt”, and “buttfuck”
The rest seemed like you felt obligated to alter them
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You’ve ever seen your girls fish in the toilet, then dissect your turds so that they could eat the peanuts. Said one, “He’s so hot I’d eat the peanuts out of his shit.”
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Funny, I dated a woman last year who told me that in the past she had met a man so hot – like movie star hot – that she would have let him take a dump in her mouth.
she was a 5.5 or 6 at best and he was like an 11 ( according to her ), it seems some women would debase themselves for a chance at landing a man way out of their league.
Yet I have never heard a man say he would let a woman crap in his mouth simply because she is very hot
Men and women are very different
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ive done half that list it was funny as fuck
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I have a lot of these under my belt. However, I still feel like a beta sometimes because I always get dumped from my LTRs. I never had the heart to dump her first. Like Rollo says, I still can’t “Kill the Beta”.
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You know you’re an alpha male if:
“I have a close friend (I’m female, he’s male) since childhood who is loyal, supportive, and funny. We are in our early 30s, and he’s good-looking, charming, and successful. Over the last decade he has developed a pattern with women that I find repulsive. He will start dating one and lavish her with attention. Then after two or three months, when she has fallen in love with him, he’ll react with astonishment when she assumes he’s a real or potential boyfriend. He’ll say he never thought of her as anything but a nice girl and sexual partner. Recently I met a girl who said she became clinically depressed after her affair with him. She thought she had met the love of her life, and then had to go the humiliating route back to her friends and family and tell them the romance was all in her head. When I have confronted him with this, he shrugs and say that the girls are oversensitive, that he never talked about love, and if they had any expectations, that’s their problem.” http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2014/04/dear_prudence_my_mother_in_law_found_out_my_baby_s_sex_against_my_wishes.single.html
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The Dear Prudence letter right after that one is about a woman who is disappointed her DNA test says she is 100% Caucasian ( she thought she had native Indian blood )
To me that is like coming back from the gold expert ( whatever they are called ) and being disappointed that the gold ring your grandma left you when she died is 100% pure gold…
how disappointing !
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She probably does.
You think those DNA ancestry sites actually do any real testing?
They pocket the money and just make up a result based on your picture of something…
after all, who is checking?
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Are you telling me the people who do the fake DNA tests are the same who did the fake moon landing?
Hoax Hoax every where a hoax!
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Or like thwack’s birth certificate. It’s a hoax! He’s really white with a dark complexion.
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No, Im saying a fool and his money are easily parted. Its no different than those “psychics” who for a fee will just repeat things they read off your facebook page back to you.
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Well then, this is very gratifying! It appears I’m a stone cold killer.
Not bad for the man who was once nicknamed ‘the eternal virgin’. 😀
While I’ve have done the first few, my old world sensibilities demand house training. Weeing on the seat – outrageous!
I do regret raw-dogging, those bitches didn’t deserve it 😛
Feeling bad about lying to a woman? Why feel anything but glee about doing anything to them? There are 2 exceptions I can think of, I got over it.
Rather than “Are you fucking kidding me?” I prefer a little laugh followed by ‘is this behavior normal for you?’ and then half way through their whatever, cutting across them with a ‘calm down sausage!’
Forgetting names is a problem for all the lover-men such as myself, and I’ve found a solution that works for me – simply refer to every woman in your life as ‘Sausage’ or ‘Pumpkin’. Daddy’s total dominance.
Have I ever steadily pressed for sex beyond 3 half-hearted no’s?
Well, let’s just say they weren’t half hearted.
Is there anything sexier than a screamed ‘No’?
It’s like the little blue pill, but for the soul.
That was a joke.
There is nothing funny about impotence.
JOKE
‘You’re not the one who’s nervous.’ – Not for a long time – though if anything this tells me that I’m not targeting hot enough chicks. Being nervous normally means your body is getting ready to do something – if you’re not stimulated I guess that’s maybe an issue.
‘You’ve rarely had to wait past the third date for sex.’
Yeah once or twice. There’s something about those Nuns……….
‘You’ve ever walked away from a long-term relationship out of boredom.’
………..Well, I’m about to, if that counts. 😀
A girl has ever cried for you.
Bitch, please.Girls cry for themselves. Urgh.
I don’t know about being dumped or dumping, that implies a relationship- relationship, which I normally try to avoid at all costs.
No double dates, I savor the flavor!
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol.
You’ve ever dated a girl who was persuaded to, temporarily at least, acquiesce to your insistence on a one-way sexually open relationship.
……….I never persuade, I assume – then if there’s an issue I claim that LllLaaaadddddyyy number 1 is being clingy, weird or needy.
The line I like to flop out is ‘Look sausage, I like you, we have fun together – but I’m a guy that needs his space, that’s just who I am. It’s not my fault that a lot of people find me attractive. The bottom line is that I’m only human. If you want more from me then you have to fight for me, for us. It’s a free market, You need to out-perform the competition.’
So either anal or an easy ending if she can’t deal with it. Your social value is through the roof either way. The bottom line is that the end of the thing is framed as a failure for her to be able to compete.
Ain’t I a maladjusted little fuck? Ain’t I?
You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.)
Disagree – in my experience the nutters mostly victimise those that they think aren’t capable of shaking them off – unfortunately I say this from experience – and I was at my weakest.
You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.
Girls almost never approach me.
You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
Fo sho! Maybe it’s just in the UK, but it seems to me that chicks are much more responsive to simple propositions than the community has generally acknowledged.
You’ve ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
……….Wow. if anyone ever grudgingly succumbed to intimacy, I’d be fucking insulted. That is depressing to read.
You’ve ever had a girl spend more on you than you on her before she offered her sex.
I try to avoid ever spending anything on anyone – this frames the interaction as an exchange, which on some level grinds my gears. I don’t want to leverage some slit into the sack, I want to magic her in there.
You’ve ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.
…..Unfortunately. A horrible surprise. One of my proudest moments when I fucking AMOGed EVERYONE by asking him how he put up with her for so long?
You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t.
…..Yes. But I was…
You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back.
No, last time I checked I wasn’t a 13 year old.
I wish I could feel love.
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The first two in the list are suspiciously beta.
“You’ve ever inconspicuously texted under the table or called from the bathroom another girl while you were on a date.”
An alpha would do it right in front of her…give her that pre-selection dread feeling you guys all talk about.
[CH: no this is not what real world alphas do. even alphas have to respect the need for discretion.]
“You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.”
Yeah because “alpha” males sneak out of things.
[alpha males are quick to do what is personally advantageous. beta males will suck it up because they are afraid to buck social expectation.]
You should just tell her the date is going badly…goodbye.
[replace “should” with “could” and you’ve got a point.]
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A real world gentlemen would wait until the date is over to cavort with other females…not doing it during the date.
[CH: now you’re contradicting yourself within the span of two comments. do you know what kind of commenter is prone to this sort of misstep? trolls.]
And if you are texting or talking with another female while on a date (discretionary or otherwise)…then it’s obvious that the current date isn’t going well.
[or it’s obvious that the man doing this likes fucking more than one woman concurrently.]
Say goodbye and leave. That way you aren’t being a sneaky male.
[sneakiness and alphaness aren’t mutually exclusive, no matter how much incipient white knights claim it is.]
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CH? You are seriously calling earl a white knight? The most misogynistic man in the orthosphere?
[CH: maybe he has an evil twin?]
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‘An alpha would do it right in front of her…give her that pre-selection dread feeling you guys all talk about.’
Lolno. I mean, I have done it right in front of a girl while pretending it was ‘work’ or something like that.
‘That way you aren’t being a sneaky male.’
Being cunning/shifty is sexy. I’d venture further to say that if you lack a lot of physical brawn, being ‘sneaky’ is the next best way to demonstrate power.
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Earl’s comments are weirdly “off” about 40% of the time.
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Actually, it’s based on earl’s frame, which will seem off to people who aren’t familiar with him.
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12 total
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If you are not with one of these British fatties.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2596003/Fillies-fake-tan-fascinators-flashy-frocks-Coleen-Rooney-leads-charge-Liverpools-finest-descend-Aintree-day-racing-action.html
No wonder they are the land of the fatherless. One out of ten men fuck sober while the rest run like hell in the morning.
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Those aren’t signs of an alpha male. They’re signs of a class A jerk.
[CH: chicks dig class A jerks.]
It is possible to be an actual alpha male who also demonstrates respect for women.
[in matters of romance, women don’t give two shits about a man’s respect, despite what they may have told you otherwise.]
Respect doesn’t mean beta.
[respect must be earned. lavishing unearned respect is beta.]
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…respect the tingles…
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women dig strength of all types. Not taking their shit is a type of strength. Deal with it.
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I’m still waiting to get my class A license.
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I had a Russian(35) and a Spanish(21) gf when i was 25. I worked as a handyman at a real estate company from which the Spanish girl rented an apartment. I went for a walk with my Russian gf when the Spanish girl called me to fix something with the internet cables. I went with my Russian gf, who barely spoke English, to her apartment, introduced the Russian girl to her as my mother, had them sit down while i fixed the internet then we continued the walking tour.
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what about an alpha-signal bucket list? like, i hope to at some point have a woman i’ve slept with slap me across the face, yell “you bastard” and walk out. at a wedding reception or something similar. i smile, rub my cheek and turn to grab the nearest hottie for a dance. no go so far but i can something to work on
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A few times when I had sex on the first date, when I doubled down and tried to fuck her in the ass…she let me
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You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back.”””””””””
to add to this I would say live with both of them at the same time
never done that but after today I think I would prob have a fucking heart attack but ya know what I also think I would die happy he he he
two woman who’s mission in life is my happiness and I love em holy fuck
cause one woman I love and one woman I like was pretty fucking fun today
plus had just gotten back from club
tossed the woman around she got props as usual from the other bitches on get your man dancing bla bla bla
she came like a I don’t know how to describe it for two hours before other bitch came over then went to work on me
but yea it was pretty nice
her pussy was convulsing like that shit was alive
I fuck with her about putty runnin around the house at night and shit but it might be true he he he
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how bout
your bitch don’t put you to sleep you put her to sleep lolzzz
I always outlast her on party night out
she can’t hang as long as I can hang drunk he he he
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I’ve noticed a surprising trend. When I’m dancing after midnight at a bar, women rub their titties against me. Three last night that I remember. One was quite blatant, managing to bump them into me during dancing–a lot! Two others were more subtle, making sure my escort arm contacted their titties when I was walking them back to their seats. All of the women were showing a lot of cleavage. One was with another guy. 00
The key takeaway…after midnight, the titties start rubbing. They get restless and want out of their pens. 🙂
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You’ve ever inconspicuously texted under the table or called from the bathroom another girl while you were on a date.
Umm…
You’ve ever snuck out on a date going badly.
Not “snuck” out, that’s cowardly.
You’ve ever bailed on a date because you met a hotter girl in the interim.
Something like that.
You’ve ever walked into a first date’s apartment, made a bee-line for her bathroom, pissed on the seat, farted loudly, exited, and strolled up to her to plant a passionate kiss.
Farting is a bit immature I think.
You’ve ever held two simultaneous relationships, one for ‘appearances’.
You know what is “beta?” Thinking this lifestyle is “alpha.”
Your women get carried away and relent to raw dog in the heat of the moment.
I can’t say it’s never happened…
You’ve ever brazenly lied to a woman to cover up an infidelity. And didn’t feel bad about it.
This is not something to be proud of.
You’ve ever banged a woman while another woman’s life force was still adhered to your dick.
Neither is this.
You’ve ever said ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’ to an attractive woman.
Sure, that’s foreplay.
You’ve ever banged a woman in public, within view of families.
Sort of.
You’ve ever legitimately forgotten about a woman you started dating. Super alpha bonus points if you met her on the street and had to stare blankly for five seconds before recollecting.
Yeah.
You’ve ever forgotten a woman’s name up through the third date. And didn’t bother apologizing for it.
Um, sort of.
You’ve ever steadily pressed for sex beyond three half-hearted ‘No’s, and achieved your goal.
Yeah, but it’s more alpha if you’re the one saying no, right?
You’ve ever replied more than an hour later after a girl texted, and it wasn’t a calculated maneuver. You genuinely didn’t feel like putting in the effort.
Of course.
Girls cum with you in every sex position.
You know what is “beta?” Spelling “come” “cum” – what is this, Penthouse Letters?
You’re not the one who’s nervous.
I call it the “deer in the headlights” look.
You’ve rarely had to wait past the third date for sex.
This says more about the kind of women you are dating than it does your “alphaness” now doesn’t it?
You’ve ever flirted with girls when every social expectation at the time was that you shouldn’t.
Guilty as charged, but being flirty is just a way some people are.
You’ve ever taken a call from a girl while another girl was sleeping naked against your bare chest.
Heh, worse than that.
You’ve ever walked away from a long-term relationship out of boredom.
Maybe but I wouldn’t have admitted it was just boredom.
You’ve ever had to deal with a pregnancy scare.
Who hasn’t
A girl has ever cried for you.
Of course.
You’ve dumped more often than you’ve been dumped, and when the latter happened you rarely had a dry spell longer than a month.
Not sure I think it’s probably about even.
You’ve ever scheduled two dates for the same night. Super alpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs. Super alpha doubleplusalpha bonus points if both dates ended in bangs together.
Heh.
You’ve ever banged a girl on the first date without either of you using the disinhibition elixir of alcohol.
This is hardly some great feat these days.
You’ve ever dated a girl who was persuaded to, temporarily at least, acquiesce to your insistence on a one-way sexually open relationship.
She was only happy when I was having sex with other women. I would come to find out this is an “official kink.”
You’ve ever acquired an honest-to-god stalker. (This may be indisputable proof of alphaness.)
“Stalker” may be pushing it but something like that.
You’ve had girls approach you and solicit you for a drink, or even sex.
Yes.
You’ve ever taken a girl home without needing an excuse to coax her compliance.
Of course.
You’ve ever had a girl call you an asshole not long before she succumbed to intimacy.
Oh I’ve been called worse than “asshole.”
You’ve ever had a girl spend more on you than you on her before she offered her sex.
Not really.
You’ve ever been eagerly paraded in the presence of your girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend.
I’ve been on both sides of this, frankly, it’s horrible behavior on the part of women. Truly disrespectful to both men.
You’ve ever had a girlfriend accuse you of cheating, even when you weren’t.
Of course.
You’ve ever truly, madly, deeply loved two girls at the same time. And they loved you back.
“Love” is such a complex word.
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this comment belongs in the Try-hard Hall of Infamy.
ps is != ought.
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