A cat cafe opened in New York to great fanfare, and female lawyers (genus: lawyercunt) may be on the way out as a member of the human species.
The latter assertion gets a boost from ❤️science❤️ recently with a new study which found that stressed out women have a harder time getting pregnant.
Stressed out women have more difficulty getting pregnant than women with less stress, according to a new study this week in the journal Human Reproduction.
Although the relationship between stress and trouble getting pregnant has been hinted at before, it had never been scientifically proven before now. This new research marks the first time that scientists have found a direct link between stress and infertility. […]
In a study that followed more than 400 women just as they were starting to try to get pregnant, the researchers found that women with the highest levels of the stress indicator alpha-amylase in their saliva were 29% less likely to get pregnant than women with the lowest levels.
They also found that women with the highest levels of alpha-amylase were more than twice as likely to meet the clinical definition of infertility–meaning they did not get pregnant even after a full year of trying.
Law is a stressful field. Hopefully the hordes of unfeminine, ballcutting manjaws who streamed into law schools the past thirty years will see their genetic lineages go the way of the dinosaurs.
Thankfully, a barren womb isn’t necessarily an inactive womb! Lawyer chicks can still serve as great pump and dump adventures.
The researchers still do not understand exactly why stress affects a woman’s ability to become pregnant, but this study did rule out some possibilities. For example, they found women with high levels of alpha-amylase had the same amount of sex as some of their less-stressed counterparts. “It’s not that stressed out women have less intercourse,” she said.
They also found no correlation between high levels of alpha-amylase and ovulation problems.
One theory the researchers plan to explore in future studies is whether stress changes what Lynch called “the hormonal milieu” of the uterus in such a way that it becomes inhospitable to implantation.
The god of biomechanics doesn’t care how many degrees you have or which firm’s dick you suck if you haven’t fulfilled your prime directive as a woman.
I have seen a lot of attractive girls studying law, though. Intelligent women tend to be more attractive and vice versa, as we know; good genes come in a package. And attractive girls tend to be popular, and therefore go to parties more where they find that being warm and friendly toward guys makes them more popular and gives them benefits. However, law is indeed a tough field, and it makes women more jaded once there.
It is also a very wide field. Working with law in a company with set routines is easier and less stressful than being a lawyer. Criminal law is the most stressful. And being a prosecutor – only people with weird personalities choose that job. They are nothing like what you see in TV shows, where they are portrayed as normal people doing heroic work. Normal people don’t choose a profession where they do their best hurting other people every day, even if some of those people deserve it. Prosecutors, therefore, are those people who always like to accuse, always like to find faults in others. It would be interesting to see the divorce statistics for prosecutors, when they marry at all.
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i went to law school and practice law. in my experience, most chicks who study law/practice law are ugly although most are not fat. i agree that working as in-house counsel is a cushy gig, but i cannot possibly agree that criminal law is the most stressful. criminal law is a cakewalk and you get paid accordingly. unless you are one of the top dogs in your prosecutors office, you are not handling anything worth a shit. the VAST majority “work” from like 8:30-12:30 (work, in the context, means standing in a courtroom and negotiating plea deals). Lunch is from 12:30-2:0. From 2:00-5:00 you have office hours wherein you sit on your ass and pretend to prepare for the next day (many people actually just leave and go home at 2). criminal defense lawyers have it even easier. barely anyone tries cases any more and, when they do, they do not prepare. i am a civil litigator and i routinely work 80 hours a week. a 60 hour week is a godsend to me.
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Bullshit. Biglaw for 15 years here and nobody actually works the mythical “80 hour week.” 60 maybe, but not 80. You do not work more than 11 hours a day 7 days a week, nor do you work, say, 13.3 hours a day, 6 days a week. Perhaps for 2 weeks a year when you have a big trial.
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Yep, been practicing law 30 years and there are WAY more hot lawyer chicks on TV than in real life — which makes sense, given that hot babes are far more attracted to Show Biz than law school. (A lot more money for far less work — plus there’s always the porn option if the movie gig doesn’t go quite as planned).
Of the cute ones that make it out of law school, few last in the profession. It might be because so few of them actually get to argue high profile cases before the Supreme Court every week, something they apparently think makes up the bulk of practicing law. If they’re smart, they’ll snag some competent, but sufficiently beta-ish associate (read: good $$ prospects) and start making babies.
Which brings us to those truly horrifying creatures, the female lawyers that stay, and stay and enjoy what they do. Wish they had warned me before I ever went down this road.
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I think many who survive in the legal profession regret doing it anyway. The depravity of what they do and the clients they help gets to their soul after a while.
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@grim. i work at a medium size firm and i work much more than most of my big law peers. however, please note that i clearly never said i work 80 hours a week every week. i do, however, routinely work that many hours (or more) because i have an inordinate amount of work to do and perform. a normal work week for me is 9am-9pm M-F plus about 3-6 hours on both Sat/Sun. add it up, bro. my godsend weeks are ones where i don’t do shit on the weekend.
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You guys are talking about criminal law in the US, where trials never happen and sentencing is done on grids. North of the border, civil counsel rarely do trials and when they do they waste huge amounts of time by failing to find the issues. Criminal defence work is high stress, but I agree that prosecution is a joke. You get to sit there, take pleas, and do examinations in chief where neither the court nor your office cares about the result, and you have no clients to manage.
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Christ. I work about 34 hours a week, 1pm-9pm, in a commission sales job and probably make more than most lawyers.
In retrospect, I’m so glad Harvard and Yale rejected my law school apps.
60-80 hour weeks? What a nightmare.
I wake up, write fiction for about 5 hours, then go work for just under 7 hours a day, then hit the gym and do it all over again.
There’s a country song with a lyric that goes: Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
Indeed.
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@Pluviophile. Yeah, if I could, I would tell my younger self to avoid this profession. I’m certainly jealous of what you’ve described.
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I’ve been a practicing lawyer a little over 25 years. Also a prosecutor. The D.A.’s office draws all types.
Criminal law, by and large is by far not the most stressful, except maybe a high-profile murder case. I work around 60-80 hours a week on 8 figure commercial disputes. That can also be stressful, especially before a trial. The right in-house gig is definitely the best.
Everyone has different stress triggers, but by far the most stressed I’ve seen are the family lawyers. All the parties involved are out of their minds with emotion. Anything can happen. The only time I have ever seen a bailiff draw his service weapon was in a family law hearing.
Are female lawyers attractive? Sure, some are, but fewer than you’d find in teaching or nursing. Most of the smart ones aren’t. Are they smart? Maybe some. I practiced in a couple big international law firms. The young lawyers had their share of cute, interesting women, some of whom were even wife material. They all left after a couple of years. I heard plenty of them say they’d rather marry a partner than be one.
For the most part? Stay the hell away from a relationship with one. They are crushingly greedy, status conscious, and forever concerned with what the other person down the hall or down the block might have that they don’t. I never met a female partner who had even an okay relationship with her kids, and by and large they are just nasty people only out for themselves.
Guys–you can do better.
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I wonder if STD’s can also cause stress and not only damage plumbing but also make it less likely that a woman can become pregnant with what she has.
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i think you’ve got something there
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This is a known fact. Chlamydia is one of the biggest causes of female infertility, as women can harbor it for years, symptom free. With the advent of new, antibiotic resistant strain of various sti’s, there will be even higher rates of infertility going forward.
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Lose-lose.
We still get stuck paying for their invitro and preemie triplets. Now these old hags are freezing their eggs to later implant into their shriveled wombs.
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Maybe it goes back to evolution:if you live in fear(high stress) biology dictates that that is not a good time to bring a rugrat into the world. When the threat has passed and the likelihood of young Dontavious being eaten by a saber toothed tiger is lessened,he can be conceived…Lawyercunts live in a high stress world,so even tho they’re bringing in the big bucks,their uterus thinks its a famine. Good that they can supply horny men with a servicable pussy!
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without the obligations! they are american heroes.
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All women lawyers are one brief away from a tearful tantrum. Vain, arrogant, and obnoxious in equal measure, I’d rather suck dick than date a female lawyer.
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Dayum!
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The one who defended Hank Moody was hittable tho.
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I cannot begin to understand why 99% of people who go to law school do so.
If you look at people who have done it, it obviously sucks.
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Most people go to law school because they think it leads to glamour, power, prestige and money. Most of them don’t care about the actual subject matter of law and they care even less about their future clients.
I went into it for the money alone. I couldn’t do math or science, so I didn’t really feel I had any option other than go into law if I wanted to make any money. What I really don’t understand is why anyone who can do STEM subjects would want to go into law. Are these people insane???
The reality of legal practice is, of course, much different from the fantasy. I pity associates in the big firms. They live a crappy, stressful life. Contrary to what feminists say, it’s not an environment that women are naturally happy in. That’s why so many of them leave. I’ve heard of young female associates miscarrying more than once because of the stress. Anyone thinking of working in a big firm should watch “Michael Clayton” [a movie that’s actually honest about legal practice].
The best thing for a young lawyer to do is to either find a firm where you can do your own thing without senior partners bothering you too much, or simply hang out your own shingle. You might not make as much money as you would in a big firm, but you’ll have a lot less stress and be able to enjoy life a little – and read CH at work!!!
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Honestly. If you can do numbers you can be either a doctor or in finance. I am in finance (grad degree in applied statistics). There are a lot of low stress jobs in finance, contrary to popular belief, and the supply demand ratio for qualified employeesis much better than it is for law. And more importantly, the jobs are better. More analytical, more leeway etc.
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what was the name that one poster from maybe a year or so ago that was a female lawyer who got drunk in the morning before going to work? she was a pretty fair representation of most female attorneys
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petite olive?
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yep. that’s her.
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Don’t forget her $3,000 handbag….
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I know a female lawyer (age 26) and let me tell you, the hamster does not sleep fellas. She is one of the most self-absorbed, bat shit crazy, people I have ever met. I have a few good stories. She broke up with her long term boyfriend (who had 2 jobs: bartender and teacher) because he “wasn’t doing anything with himself” only to start dating a 21 year old slacker with no job. She then began to obsessively stalk her ex BFs Facebook page and go full blown internet sleuth on EVERY. SINGLE. GIRL. who liked any of his Facebook statuses. Eventually she stopped seeing the slacker and started going on a ton of online dates, always in awe over why the dudes never went out on any more dates with her. One guy blew her off after getting the bang and she obsessed over his non responses for over a month. She seemed to get the hint and stopped trying to contact him. Until a few days ago when she decided she needed “closure” and sent another text (they had not spoken in over a month) asking what happened.
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Sounds like just a woman to me.
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This. You have been warned.
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Mmmkay guess I’ll just have to be gay…NOT!
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CH, you know I could give so many thoughts and opinions and inside info on this one, but I will surprise you and just keep my mouth shut. I’ve been commenting too much, and this topic is so easy I trust others to cover all that needs to be said. My short comment: what everyone said, of course, is true — female lawyers are just women who think and behave exactly as all women do, all the things we discuss here, and the scary thing is that PC anti-man culture AND LAW absolutely exists in law, just like in IT (dork making a dongle joke gets fired because do-nothing girls were offended after eavesdropping). All kinds of PC bullshit and can’t say ONE DAMNED THING about any underperformance by any woman and guess what! — Some of the become judges and even US Supreme Court Justices, still with menses and emotion driving their decisions, and then their “feelings” become *the law of the land*!!!!!
Also, as a man in a divorce case, you do not want one of these female lawyers who claims to do “men’s rights” and represent men! She’s still a woman and is literally biologically incapable of understanding and being on your side. Plus she’ll just be an average brained terrible lawyer in general, not one who can argue cases and try to win like a real litigator. They just fill out forms and see themselves as social workers.
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google image search “Ginsburg, Sotomayor, Kagan” and look at it.
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My eyes! The goggles do nossing!
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Of the three that old jew cunt Ginsburg seems the most steepd in vicious hatred of men–the cunt. As Sailer has said re her,its all about the who…whom.
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There’s another question that should be asked…
The relationship between physical/mental stress on the pregnant woman, and developmental problems of the child. Specifically, what percentage of these kids who come out with Autism/learning disabilities/physical disabilities come from mothers who insist on trying to keep their career going while pregnant?
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or because the mother is over 33 when having first child
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An especially elevated percentage of German male homosexuals were born in the year 1945.
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With Russian fathers, FUCK YEAH!
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To say that reproduction is the “prime directive” of a female is idiotic, unless you consider yourself an absolute salve to the DNA molecule’s function of replication. Having children is a completely inefficient process (ultimately it’s the creation of a need machine, and it’s a need machine that frankly doesn’t need to exist – the entire human race could disappear tomorrow and the universe wouldn’t bat an eye) that just creates more deprivation for everyone involved.
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Voluntary Feminist Extinction
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It’s the only way to survive a century down the road. It may seem inefficient but it’s the only way there.
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Color me confused. Your existence is irrelevant so your reason for commenting is what? Speak “feminist” truth to power?
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And yet if we don’t have children, there is nobody young and healthy around to take care of you when you break your pelvis at 75. Deprivation? What kind of deprivation would exist in a world without a next generation?
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Why is it that trim always bring up the “who will take care of you when you’re old” bit when discussing the issue of children?
Even when brining a conscious, independent being into the world, IT’S STILL ALL ABOUT HER.
Never forget this.
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The deprivation experienced (which is going to be shitty anyway unless you get a free pass and die quickly) would be far less than the sum total of deprivation future generations would experience if the species continues itself.
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So, self immolation then?
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It’s the prime directive of all mentally healthy species. You do not matter to nature, only the continuation of the system as a whole. If you so choose to not replicate, nature will get on without you.
Sorry to burst your bubble there, snowflake.
Aside: this self-centered thinking is the beginning of the extinction event. Not a zombie viral outbreak. Homo Sapiens are now too smart for their own good.
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I’d eradicate Africa in a heartbeat. More stuff for me.
Not so with Europe or North America. I’d leave those places alone. It’s a shame the Kaiser Wihelm Institute went all soft and redirected attention to attacking other whites.
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Somehow all the women I’ve been with seriously enough for it to come up have known instinctively that being super stressed isn’t good for getting pregnant, nor for carrying the baby to term.
Lamaze and obstetricians recommend that working women without issues continue to work up until they go into labor, but that’s because normally-stressful activity doesn’t hurt, and normal physical activity is good.
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This should make men wary of getting involved with OCD chicks too.
Personal (cool) story bros: My wife went into premature labor with our 2nd, I believe, because she was so stressed out watching kid #1 and trying to keep the house clean. OBGYN had seen her the day before she went into labor and said everything looked fine. Later they said it was due to stress and/or over-exertion.
Baby was in ICU with all the white-trash crack-babies for a few months and everything is fine now. But now we’re done at 2. We’d talked an extra oven bun “for the race” before but wouldn’t be a good idea.
Sorry Zombie.
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Can’t happen soon enough.
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Run Dread Game + Go in Raw Dog = Less chance of pregnancy.*
There was one instance where this probably happened to a girl I was seeing. I was running a ruthless, unhealthy amount of Dread Game on her and her stress levels where off the charts. She would visibly shake her leg and have watery eyes as she asked me questions about why I was doing this to her.
Her nerves where pissing me off even more, so I decided to treat her like a pump and dump one last time. Unfortunately, I got a bit carried away and some of my soldiers ended up on the cusp of her outer vagina. I freaked out internally but remained cool and then proceeded to dump her.
Told her to get some Plan B, which I’m sure she didn’t because she has lied about it before.
Fortunately, maybe her high stress levels cause her to become infertile for a short period of time. Enough for me to go in raw and bounce the fuck out.
* I’m not actually recommending this; I just put this in for the lul.
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[…] By CH […]
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So in some small way, this vindicates Todd Akin
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So we would assume that Sandra Fluke didn’t really need taxpayer funded contraception after all, did she? Went to law school in her thirties, so her fertility was already going down, and then…she was in law school.
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female lawyer ???? walking oxymoron.
lawyers are supposed to be reasonable, rational, logical.
No female can be this …… not for long anyway. Every single one I know is a headcase. They thing being a lawyer gives them a penis….
it doenst. it jsut makes them more batshit crazy than the average woman.
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I wouldn’t fuck a female lawyer with a frozen turd. Now a male one….I’d use a slivery broom handle.
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All work is stressful. Waiting tables is FAR more stressful than arguing a court case. If this study were valid, fewer women would be working at anything.
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“Waiting tables is FAR more stressful than arguing a court case.”
ROFL!
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[…] A cat cafe opened in New York to great fanfare, and female lawyers (genus: lawyercunt) may be on the way out as a member of the human species. […]
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“Jackye”:
‘Life is pain, blah blah blah nihilism bastardization, nihilism bastardization garbage garbage garbage’
Now,
1. The ‘village idiot’ option
If “J” female, than plainly she does not, cannot, understand what she posted.
(Emy Noether and Saint Theresia of Avilla ain’t patronizing these very boards, I’m betting.)
2. Paid “The Village” shill.
Then necessarily a YKW script regurgitator. And zhydz do nihilism very poorly, naturally, as it stands smack dab against their very structure of thinking + some limitations of the abstractioning capacity.
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I was sitting in a restaurant a few nights ago next to a table of female lawyers. One of them had just adopted a third world child instead of having one and the others were ooh-ing and ah-ing like that was just the most wonderful thing you can imagine. To them, being so altruistic that you forgo having chldren and instead raise the child of some foreign stranger is really admirable. If everyone followed that moral ideal, we would all not have children and import and raise third world babies. In fifty years we would be a third world hellhole too.
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We will be a third world hell hole.
Either way.
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*One* redeeming thing about female lawyers is that they at least dress nicely. You can’t show up in court wearing jeans and flip-flops. Yet.
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Female lawyers can be very productive for their employers once they focus their energy completely on work and devote none for physical appearance, feminity, gym, family or men. They can bill hours like there is no end.
Perhaps only finance women suppras them in pure feminism ideal. They tend to be thinner and prettier, but act like gunners all the time so only ultra high net worth alpha assholes or broke natural alphas may suffice, for a while.
No man will ever miss female lawers going extint.
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Toxoplasma gondii miiiiind controllers thank for the cat cafe. Plan for world domination is going onward.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/2/
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Lawyer for nearly 30 years and, unlike just about everyone else here–and those in the profession itself–I am a very lucky guy. Let me explain: as a civil servant for a state government agency I make a six figure salary while working just 37.5 hours per week, with no nights or weekends (and best of all is the gold-plated pension waiting for me in a few years when I am done!). The downside is that these agencies have lots of women in positions of power. They are, for the most part, catty, small-minded and jealous of anyone and anything that they perceive to be a threat. But, all in all, I’m still not complaining.
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“a civil servant for a state government agency I make a six figure salary while working just 37.5 hours per week, with no nights or weekends (and best of all is the gold-plated pension waiting for me in a few years”
Lucky you, Bob. Trouble is, this is why the good ole USA is going through slow motion national bankruptcy.
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Somebody should tell Clooney…
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20791492,00.html
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