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Superb alpha frame. Mucho lulzo. But not very effective. There’s really only one way to pass a pregnancy shit test.
Disappear.
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[…] How To Pass A Pregnancy Scare Shit Test […]
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The anti-natalism at the Chateau is starting to get on my nerves.
Unless by “Alpha” you mean “Sociopathic Nihilist”.
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Sociopath/Psychopath are the only words you need to describe the comic-book concept of “Alpha.”
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@Zombie Shane
I agree. I came here because I thought this was a place that helped men learn how to get what they needed and wanted in life. For some of us that means finding and keeping the love of a good woman and building a family. Is that not an acceptable option anymore?
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An antinatalist and nihilist are not the same thing. The antinatalist wants to prevent suffering, deeming that it matters; the nihilist says everything is meaningless and doesn’t concern him or herself with sentience.
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@Jackeye
I can’t speak for Zombie Shane but I don’t think he was implying that anti-natalism and nihilism are the same thing at all. I think he was just saying that he’s tired of seeing both of these concepts as such a predominant theme on here.
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@Jackye
Also your definition is skewed by your own perceptions.
Anti-natalism by definition is a philosophical position that assigns a negative value to birth, standing in opposition to natalism.
You may think that preventing birth of all kinds is somehow preventing suffering but that is just your opinion. Your ill-informed, feminist bias-based personal opinion.
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ZS:
I do understand the need to be skeptical, especially since it’s always possible that it’s not your bun in her oven.
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Justagirl: not sure how you came to the conclusion that’s it my opinion. the evidence is right in front of you: suffering only exists with sentient creatures, and this is prevented by not creating the creature in the first place. It’s a clear fact.
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slickwilly: it was never an acceptable option, because humans are insatiable; we always want more, no matter what we obtain. You say you want the love of a good woman, but once you get that it will wear off, the magnificence of your achievement will wane, and you’ll want more more more.
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> “we always want more, no matter what we obtain”
You are aware that you are a nihilist, right?
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> “An antinatalist and nihilist are not the same thing.”
Actually they are just about precisely the same thing.
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@Jackye
So, from your perspective, all suffering is bad. Is that correct?
Do realize that all creatures gain knowledge and power and strength through suffering? That the saying, no pain, no gain is actually true?
How can you deny the fact that all of mankind’s greatest achievements are a direct result of gaining knowledge through pain and struggle and failure. Life is not pointless if it includes suffering. Life is spectacular because of it.
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Zombie Shane, you don’t seem to be comprehending. I explained the difference and your counter was to just say, “They’re the same.” How are they the same if one, the antinatalist, is against suffering (assigns meaning/value to it) and the other, the nihilist, says there is no meaning/value?
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Agree Zombie. Great advice here, yeah, sure, leave a potential new son in the world without the guidance of a father to be raised by an acknowledged slut. Great thinking. Sure. Maybe eighteen years from now you can taunt him and call him a “lasagna boy” online too.
Christ almighty.
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justagirl, I don’t think the pain you experience at the gym (no pain no gain) is a bad thing, but I do think the chemo a young boy goes through is a bad thing. And this boy, or girl, is basically sacrificed, yet they didn’t sign up for that role; he’s sacrificed through natural selection so we can go dancing on the moon in white suits.
You say “life is spectacular because of [suffering]. You think your existence is worth that boy going through the horror of chemo and then dying?
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If there were no child support laws, what would you do about pregnancy scares?
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The “male option”
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Agree. You’ve already boned her who fucking cares at that point. Obviously if she’s texting you the “news” she isn’t giving it to you simultaneous to a BJ so fuck her.
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You know, a pregnancy “scare” might not be a shit test. It might be a pregnancy. Then what?
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Immediately go dark. Let girl panic, screw someone else raw dog, and tell HIM the child is his.
Stay dark. Wait until you get served, then get a DNA test.
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Agree with this.
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FAAAAAALCON PAAAAAUNCH!!!
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Or get the book, “How To Be Invisible” by JJ Luna and save yourself thousands of dollars and a quarter century or more of crap. – Bill
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You are a moron if you fucked a girl without a condom who would TEXT you that message. If so, you deserve herpes.
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HER: Babe I think I’m pregnant.
GBFM: well, u alwaysz lookedz pregnantsz lzozozzoz
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Her: Babe I’m preggy.
Gamer: So’s your sister. lolzlolzlolloz
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Her: Babe…I Think I’m Pregnant.
Him: DNA or GTFO
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lol
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“So who’s the lucky guy?”
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The correct way to pass is get a vasectomy and freeze your sperm in case hell freezes over and having a kid ever makes sense for a man. If you do get her pregnant you cant hide if she really wants to find you,l. You can sure as hell have fun with her cheating ass when you know damn sure its not yours.
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You’re not half-wrong. Got myself one back in my early 30’s and kept it to myself since then. No freezing sperm though. Decided a long time ago I didn’t want long term boat anchors, as well as ass-rape by child support.
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Got a vasectomy 3 weeks ago. Best decision of my fucking life. No kids and none ever. Win!
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not genetically…
financially, yes…genetically, no…
just make sure you check to make sure you’re shootin’ blanks for realz…that would really suck to go all in and then have an ‘accident’…
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Meanwhile in Arbiterville, I just emailed one girl about seeing her for an event next week, and I now have five minutes to spare before seeing my date for the evening. This date is a girl I used to see on and off in the winter – ended in December, but you know how it is, sometimes you see each other again months later. This time probably because she heard I got a phone number four days ago from a girl who studies the same as her. Don’t know if they are in the same class, but could be. The very next day, this winter girl sends me a text. “hello”. I waited two days before texting back today: “Hello you too” She called me ten minutes later. I played it neutral. Forced her to be the one to ask. Finally she asked if we could meet. Sure, I said. Today? Sure.
Happens sometimes, as long as you don’t burn your bridges. I expect we’ll see each other just a few times, before it comes to an end again. A common pattern when you come back for seconds. I will play it neutral the whole time and not expect anything, just see it for what it is and enjoy the short ride.
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I completely understand the above answers, but dang, if this society hasn’t fallen so far from what it used to be, given the above answers are logical. It used to be considered that “children were a blessing” – a sign of evil times if they have been transmuted into a curse instead.
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the children are not a curse but the way they can be used as a weapon is the curse
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Children are a blessing. Women using them to manipulate boyfriends are not.
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No, weak ass delusional men with repressed homoerotic tendencies crafting laws to give women “control” over other men is a curse (Hi ZombieShane!). And I put control on quotes, because the truth is the entire thing is a racket run by men over other men. Women are just used as an excuse.
Bottom line. A good woman is one that likes her leash.
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Fellas,
Getting back into Day Game now that the weather is nice out. I’ll admit I’m rusty from a long freezing winter. I stopped at the store coming back from the gym, and there were these two girls, one of which was dressed in one of the skankiest punk-outfits I’ve ever seen (torn up jean short-shorts, black tights, barely there tank top) TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING. Ass for days.
We passed each other once in the store, and we smiled at each other and she played with her hair. Happened again outside, and I made a joke about them following me. They laughed and said “no, we promise” but they didn’t stop. I stalled a few seconds, and then ran after them and opened them. Yadayadayada. The hot slutty one stopped while her friend walked on a bit. I told her to give me her number, and she replied “I don’t like giving my number out.”
What’s the best response to this? I usually don’t get that one (not to toot my own horn) so I was a bit short-circuited via inexperience. I just said “You’re weird” and then “take my number instead.” I’m not expecting her to contact me, but whatevs. Gotta learn from failure.
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you should have invited her right then and there to give you a massage.
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Ha, I’ll keep that in mind next time.
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her psychological state was not quite there, but had you pulled out ur phone and handed it to her and asked for her to enter her number she prob would of. it works cuz movement changes thought patterns.
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That’s a great tactic. Thanks anon.
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@anonymous yes but as you can see from my post…the girl was being coy so I happened to have a flyer with my own contact info on it. In that split second I had to think of something, that was it. I also thought if she was keen she’ll message me….if she doesn’t then next time I’ll see what the vibe is like and if it’s on will escalate.
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@wall… you should not need to convince a woman to giveyou her number. a shitty response like that would of made me reflect on where i went wrong. meaning your sense of where u stood with her was way off. ideally a woman will give u her number, those are the easiest smashes…
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I met, dance with and gamed a very cute girl at a party tonight…who was friends with another girl I gamed that didn’t lead anywhere.
I asked for her number…”Really? Uh…Maybe next week…” She was responding well to kino, giving me major IOI’s and was dancing close. So I figured this was a case of spiking attraction without enough comfort and she’s not used to guys being that direct.
Anyone ever find this or am I just being blown off? The IOI’s I was getting and the time she was spending hanging around, chatting, asking me about my upcoming event which I invited her to were clearly in response to my tight game.
I didn’t flinch on that one and replied: “My number is on the event flyer, send me yours…”
If that was a blow off, I thought I handled that well Now if she texts she’s interested. If she doesn’t…saves me the trouble of reaching out and her flaking.
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Instead of asking for her number like it’s a big deal, tell her you might be having a party next weekend. Then just say “here text me your name” and put your number in her phone. Bonus she’s the one who texted you first
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@kant Good note. I’d told her where I was going to be out the next night and had given her my event flyer which had my number on it.
She was hanging around so I was getting IOI’s. But in that social situation I think a girl’s ASD goes up.
Also, I’d gamed a few of her friends. Not sure what the impact of that is.
I think girls are more circumspect with each other if one is attracted. It’s unlikely she’ll overtly say “that guy hit on me….”
It would likely be more like “What do you think of that guy?”
The other friend would say something like: “He’s always teasing me, pulling my hair….so much trouble”….
That would increase girl #1’s attraction.
I now game all girls in my social circle instead of focusing exclusively on one.
This way my chances of success are higher because all the girls know i’m not being “friendly”.
There’s also a bigger risk of getting totally blown out, but I don’t see that happening here.
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What kant said. Or what I do is tell her to put her number in my phone, and hand it to her. I get about an 80-90% compliance rate.
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This was a good test of my own game. If I was getting the IOI’s I think I was she’ll add me on FB or text me with the premise of either giving me her number, saying “hi” or signing up for my event.
What was interesting was I gamed all the girls in her social circle. All the girls were fun but a bit aloof. But I could see I was sparking attraction but it wasn’t going further. This girl’s IOI’s were much stronger: smiles, banter, kino, doggie-dinner bowl eyes, following me, hanging around.
As I approach more women I realize that game is the tool but in many ways you have to approach many women to get really good. I’m almost at the point where I feel much more comfortable and natural doing it—it’s not a conscious effort of using the Mystery Method or other models.
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Her: Babe, I think I’m pregnant.
Him: Not by me bitch! I made you swallow that load. Now get the fuck off my phone and go cry to some other poor chump you stupid slore!
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“I’m sterile” or “I’ve got a vasectomy” serves as a counter-shit test to see if she was cheating on you. Another technique is Tom Leykis’ Hail Mary: “Honey, I love you and would love to have kids with you some day, but this is not the right time because [insert plausible excuse]. It’s better that you have an abortion, I’ll take care of it.”. Then you escort her to the clinic, pay the bill, take her back home (inviting her to a McEgg Muffin is optional) and finally DTB (dump that bitch).
If that fails and she insists on having the baby, you simply tell her that you’d pay what the court orders AND NOTHING ELSE. No visits, no support of any kind, not even meeting the kid. It’s the only way that can stop women from forcing men to become fathers.
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ya i died laughing when i read that
one of the chicks im with now actually sent that to me and said ‘is this u?’
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if its actually a shit test then, “who is this” or “do i know you” will work. in past scares i said, “i see”. then i asked them, “have you taken a test?” or “how late are you?” then i do the math… where was she at in her cycle and how does it match the right lunar cycle? in both mine i knew it “probably” wasnt mine so i let things fade out, and never got served. timing cycles is def not reliable but its all a guy has besides a positive test n positive dna test. if shes 2 weeks late n i blew it in her 2 weeks ago then its not that likely its mine but not impossible. once a chick pulls this stunt dont blow it in her again even with a rubber on. you might think yeah shes preg i can bliw it in her but that could be a trap to knock her up.
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You guys are awful. This is probably the guy’s girlfriend and it’s probably just a joke. I thought it was funny.
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Translation: I love men with actual real cock! Oh god, so much cock! I love cock! I love it I love it I love it!
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Kick her in the cunt and tell her she is lying.
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domestic violence game FTW!
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[…] By CH […]
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Reblogged this on A Life Un-Lived and commented:
Don’t know if this is an appropriate comment, but I’ve got a real life real shit test example from before I married when my eventual wife played this shit test on me and timed it like a pro.
Early on, she’s hassling me about unprotected sex that didn’t go her way, and decides to fuck with me. I’m already pretty stressed out trying to find a job for after I graduate college, and I need a “head shot” for the college recruiter’s file. I ask her to take a few photos, nothing special, just me against a plain wall, and she takes this moment to tell me she’s missed her period. She’s fucking lying through her teeth, deadpan, totally smooth, and has me completely blindsided. I respond, “Let’s finish these photos first.” She proceeds to take the only pictures of me on earth that give the impression I’m anything but the most relaxed guy you’ve ever met. I look completely doomed, like somebody just told me I’ve got 10 minutes before I die from internal bleeding.
Now, I think it is worth noting that I’m now married to that shrewd and clever woman and my children are smarter than yours, so perhaps I “passed” the shit test, though, to be honest, all I recall saying after the truth was revealed (she let me off the hook after taking the pictures) was something similar to, “You really shouldn’t tease somebody who’ll have you’re back.”
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This past fall was dating a woman quite a bit younger than me. Newly divorced, two kids, broke-ass semi-loser ex husband. She is pretty hot but actually sort of insane (psychiatrists, therapists, leave of absence from work, medications, etc). Couldn’t take the drama and gently broke it off. 3 or 4 weeks later….” I’m pregnant”. I said let’s go get it taken care of, I’m paying for everything. She says she was thinking about keeping it. I said if you do, I’ll pay the absolute bare minimum child support for the shortest amount of time, and even then I’m going to fight you over every fucking nickel. I’ll never even meet the kid and certainly won’t help raise it in any way. You’ll be mid 30’s, raising three kids by two different fathers, divorced, and by the way I’m sure your ex will be thrilled to take care of your new kid that’s not even his, plus have fun explaining to your two daughters why they have a new baby sibling on the way.
Never heard another word, saw her not too long ago and she is definitely not pregnant. Tried to be nice and got shit on. Scorched earth tactics worked just fine though.
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@Major1 these are classic Borderline Personality Disorder traits and behaviours—-especially the “I’m pregnant” meme designed to keep you hooked.
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Man. Talk about a bunch of sociopaths. You guys do realize that a good amount of the time, it’s not going to be a shit test–it’s, you knocked your girl up?
Then you’re going to what, try to vanish if she thinks she’s pregnant?
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Lol archer, so bluepill.
“Babe…I think I’m pregnant” has a roughly 100% chance of being a pregnancy shit test.
Any long term girlfriend you were serious with or your wife would *not* text you something like that.
If a girl insists on shit-testing with pregnancy scares and all that, she’s asking to be kicked to the curb like the worthless trash that she is. A woman that you would actually get pregnant would know you two are a team, that you are there for, and she wouldn’t have to ask via text-message for you to assuage her insecurity.
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fucked up is living in your moms basement making a 100k a year and having 300 a week of it to spend on yourself
and your exwife living in the house you used to live in but you pay rent on
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That was some of the most vile selfish shit I have ever read. You are a disgusting excuse for a man.
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Tell her that you suffer from depression (that it runs in your family), are on an antidepressant(s) and that the medication has been shown to have an effect on the sperm and subsequent children.
It worked for me.
Unfortunately for me, the antidepressant part was actually true but I wasn’t going to be a father because of a f*ckup with a random c*nt that I banged.
I exaggerated the depression and antidepressant issue and last I heard she had an abortion. It was all done via email and text because she wouldn’t meet me in person.
Messed up; I know.
You live and learn.
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Just one other note on this “pregnancy” text. Last year, two days after my crazy but hot now ex gf told me i was her “priority” and banged me, she sent me the latest in a series of “I’m in trouble” type texts.
This text was: “My mom wants to move into my apartment for the summer, can i please stay at your place, i know it’s trouble for you if its a problem ok”.
First….she’d previuosly been displaying what I now recognize as at the least Borderline or “Borderline Waif” behaviours and at the very least Cluster B type traits….
So I was puzzled that something so seriuos would be packaged in a text…and mid-day while i was at work.
intuitivelyi sussed something was wrong and replied: “Sorry I work, you can stay a few days but not the whole time”.
I then sent her the link to “airbnb”. i then asked her questions about this: why does yiour mom want to move into your place when she has her own?
her: Because there’s no air con.
Me: why don’t you buy her an air con
her: she has air con but her place is so messy she can’t close the windows
Me: why don’t you hire a maid or cleaner and then you can close the windows and turn on the air con
her: because my mom doesn’t like strangers in her house
you can all see this “game” she was playing.
A few weeks later she broke up with me…then immediately got back together.
So yah, I responded to her shit-tests with cold hard manly logic…
She didn’t like this. Did I pass? She kept bringing up the fact i didn’t help her….
i later read about how this type of “I’m in trouble can i stay at your place” is a ruse that these types of girls use to 1) move in 2) escalate the relationship under false pretenses 3) rob you blind
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This above comment was mine i just didn’t fill in the details. It’s walawala’s crazy ex story and the sad unraveling of my inner game that accompanied it.
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Why would any man willingly sleep with the kind of woman who would do something like this? That character filter needs to be on early in the relationship. A false pregnancy scare is only a short distance away from a real “trap” pregnancy.
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“Why would any man willingly sleep with the kind of woman who would do something like this?…relationship”
relationship? noob
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See also ML2 here: http://badgerhut.wordpress.com/2011/06/03/ladder-theory-for-men/
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For the same reasons women write letters to Richard Ramirez; that annoying itch down there. A woman speaking about “character filters”…LOL, just LOL.
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One of my uncles had this shit pulled on him, by a woman who was looking to trap him into a marriage.
Girls have the responsibility to themselves to not sleep with assholes they pick up at bars. Men shouldn’t stick their dick in crazy. Is it too much to ask grown-ass adults to have some self-control?
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Translation: “I don’t understand why you men don’t reject more of the women who approach you and hit on you.”
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A few years ago, I had an ex try the pregnancy scare thing on me a few weeks after breaking up. The thing is, I had cancer years ago, and the chemotherapy drugs made me sterile (confirmed by sperm count test). The real kicker is that SHE KNEW THIS ALREADY! Uh, how stupid do you think I am, bitch? So I told her good luck raising the child on her own. I wouldn’t lift a finger to help in any way. That was the last I heard from her..
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I wonder if this post was inspired by my comment about my ex. The weird thing about that case was that I was the one who pieced together symptoms and thought she should
It could be she was just very clever and allowed me to come to that conclusion. Or it could be that she was using it as a ruse to demonstrate how emotionally distraught she was and use that as a means to freeze me out (which she did.)
I think, on balance, I still think there was something up but that it was mixed with her having met someone or re-connected with someone and the pregnancy looming large over that potential relationship shift.
Reflecting on it, I’m not sure what I could have done differently. I didn’t even consider it a deliberate scare since I was the one who thought about it and tried to get her to take the test because of symptoms and I wanted to be prepared. I wasn’t clingy but I wasn’t checked out, she’s the one who pushed me away.
I did go through what I think was a false pregnancy scare from someone else, though I think her issue was trying to reel me back into dating since things had fallen off by the time she contacted me.
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Pics or it didn’t happen
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If you are socially unacceptable to her and her peers you are also golden. This is the primary reason that I do not “date” women older than 25 – at more than 2x her age, I am well outside of what she wants to admit to. (Usually.) This is why when a woman gets too comfortable with making our relationship known, it sets off alarm bells. But if she is less than 25 a kid is not in her plans so if she is with me, it’s purely for “fun”. And a lot of them have boyfriends who are more socially acceptable – so he will take the fall if she turns up preggos – even if they require him to wear a condom. (I have never understood why any guy wouldn’t demand a DNA test – but none do… And for that, I thank them.)
I’m a firm believer in trusting a woman to do what is best for her – and admitting to being with a fossil usually isn’t on their agenda.
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“But if she is less than 25 a kid is not in her plans so if she is with me, it’s purely for “fun”. And a lot of them have boyfriends who are more socially acceptable”
Interesting comment. It’s unrelated to this post but this is another reason why I don’t aim for young girls. There is too much risk trying to maintain an LTR with someone a lot younger than you. They get off on having an older more mature man into them at first and they might even commit and have children with you but the risk is always there. They will eventually tire of the novelty. Their young friends will constantly remind them what they are missing out on by settling down with an older guy and they will believe it and end up resentful and restless. It’s not impossible but it’s too much work.
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So, you mean she’ll split? And you say that like it a bad thing?
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