the cat gives me tingles.
She sounds relieved that there’s finally an alpha male in her marriage to whom she can submit. The job was apparently open…
Woman up front, man in back, just the way she likes it.
Jessica Valenti, Ur-Feminist, Understands Sociosexual Hierarchy… Of Cats
May 1, 2014 by CH
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lzozozozolz
riddle me this batman, what beginsz with alpha fuckz and beta buckz and ends with catz?
da modern ebenrnakified amerinca womenz!!!
“da professional womenz ode”
SPECIAL WEDDING EDITION
alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
lzozozlzzolzlzlzlz
SPECIAL EDITION WEDDING CHORUS lzozozozo
i gave it 4 free when i was younger hotter tighter
back in college when i was thirty pounds lighter
can’t hardly wait to butthext yyou in divorce court
and have you fund my favorite buttehxtual sport
gonna buy sexy lingerie with all dat alimonee
fuck & suck alpha cocks as ur beta cock is just 4 pee
tee hee hee teee heee heee l
tee hee hee teee heee heee !
i’m da modern liberated womanz
i buttehxt before and after marriage
and during it too, but not with you
but with the father of da baby in da carriage
lzozozzlozoz
cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats
zlzlzzozozozo
lzozozozo
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Yawn. All your shit sounds the same dude. Focus on new substance rather than being da firzzt pozterzzz
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Yawn. All Homer’s/Jesus/Moses’s/Classics/Great Boookz shit sounds the same dude. Focus on new substance like the KArdashianz and Cosmo butztzhtxt rather than being da firzzt pozterzzz
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Yeeeah No.
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you look at a guy like that, or chris hayes, or an ostensible female like rachel maddow, and you can start to see why facebook needs 50 different gradations of ‘gender’ to choose from.
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The sad thing here is that the chick can be kinda cute when she wants to be:
https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbm=isch&q=Jessica+Valenti
But OMG, the horrifying Darkness in heart:
“Her father was a Buddhist, and her mother introduced her to her first pro-choice march when she was 13…”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Valenti#Background
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I mean – imagine if she had a kind warm gentle heart.
She coulda been a wonderful Italian chick like Talia Shire as Adrian in Rocky:
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lzozlzolzozzo
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This is too good to be true. Somebody (probably a Chateau reader) hacked Jessi’s account and wrote that. Otherwise, that dude is a solid Beta of the Month candidate.
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He was, but he lost in a head-to-head with an even more pathetic beta.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/february-and-march-2009-beta-of-the-month-winners/
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Obviously he’s been working hard to win this time.
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Holy shit, look at that guy. It’s like he was born with his head in the toilet already. So punchable.
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He looks real in touch with his ‘feelings’ etc.
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isn’t she the one that was jutting her tits out in Clinton’s face in that picture hoping to get pounded?
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Given the hairiness of the arms, there’s no doubt about it. She’s the sexual aggressor and pegger for sure.
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No, but I swear this Valenti chick (?!) is a dead ringer for a clean-shaven Jason Biggs in a wig.
See for yourself – the comparison is remarkable.
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What would a picture of an alpha and his gf look like?
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you’d only see the back of her head. booya!
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I have a great one I would post if I could. I am sitting on my bf’s lap pulling on his tie trying to get his attention and he’s leaning away from me talking to his friends. Lol
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Cute 🙂
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You might get more attention pulling on something other than his tie. Just sayin…
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Good lord she has a huge head.
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CH, have you ever seriously discussed the reason for the Gen X woman-cat phenomenon? I know you say the cat is a stand-in alpha, because of its aloofness. Is it really that simple? Why the fuck do these women love cats so much, even if they have a husband? You are saying they literally tingle — literally sexually tingle — from the cat because of its alpha attitude and they need some alpha in their life so if they are not getting it from a man, they get a cat?
I have a dog, which I walk twice a day. I live in a big city building with many other dog owners. I have noticed that women with dogs let the dog be alpha too — always. Every single dog that is owned by a single woman — and there are literally no exceptions — is a nasty little faggot of a dog that tries to attack other dogs, and I mean viciously, not playing. And the helpless little 43 year old spinster owner just acts a little embarrassed and can’t control her dog. I’m not even kidding. There are about 4 such dog-spinster owner situations in my building and they are infamous. When you see them, you know you have to take your dog to the other side of the street. (Or I just stroll right by and make fun of her and make her pick her dog up.)
Even a small breed 15 pound dog becomes the alpha if it is owned by a single Gen X woman.
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they sleep in the same beds with these dogs, too. i’ve dated them. i don’t sleep with animals. unfortunately, i’m not as alpha as a chihuahua, because when i said i wouldn’t sleep with a dog in the bed i got “well that’s never going to change”
their dogs are also right at the table waiting for their dinner from your plate, trained by all the dinners they spent eating people-food with their ‘mama’
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Girls that do this are disgusting. I will never date another woman that does that with her animals. Smartass feminist types that treat animals better than they treat most humans. and the animal hair is EVERYWHERE. Gross.
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@ anonymous
“Smartass feminist types that treat animals better than they treat most humans.”
They aren’t always feminist types. I think conservative women can become just as unhealthy in their attachments to their animals. But the interactions are different. I think more conservative women tend to put humans above animals as they should while the feminists/leftists tend to think animals are equal or even superior to humans.
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quick answer.
Hillary happened.
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girls love the drama & mystery of cats, they call the cat, sometimes it comes over, sometimes it ignores them. sometimes it lets the girl pet it & sometimes it bites them. girls will defend their mangy cat after it bites & scratches them. you want to keep a girl around? treat them like a cat would. unpredictable, sometimes nice, sometimes hurtful.
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I can not speak for CH but I think what he says is that women have cats to fill a void, to feel less lonely, and as a substitute for children more than for the man she wishes she had.
while I would think a woman with a big dog, and one that sleeps in her bed is more the type to perceive the dog as ” the man of the house”
the dog sleeps in her bed and is protecting her, she feels safe with the big dog in her bed just as she would with a big strong man
and as being someone who has read hundreds ( if not thousands I can read 16 hours a day ) of women’s profiles on dating sites, I can tell you that they do speak of their dog as if he was the man in their life…some say that if they had to chose between their dog and their boyfriend they would keep the dog.
In short cats are like children to lonely women,
while dogs ( especially big ones ) are like a man to those single lonely women
I have another theory but it is a bit convoluted and maybe far fetched;
a small percentage of those women suffer from serious penis envy, they wish they were big and strong and powerful like men, they wish they were men, so they get a large dog as an extension of who they are…
a 5’2″ 115 pound woman with a dog heavier than her is to an extent as imposing as a man, as scary as a man, and the dog makes her more “manly” ( unlike say, a cute little white cat as in cat food tv ads )
It is just a theory but I am sure I am not that far from the truth about why some tiny women have large treathening dogs
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not heavier but almost as heavy…my bad…
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IMO You are way off on all of these theories. Very boomer-ish views.
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I don’t think it’s penis envy as much as just feeling more secure living alone with a big dog that looks intimidating. In that protective sense yes, the dog is a substitute for a man.
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Like Hemingway, I dig cats because they’re stone-cold, psychopathic killers.
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@ Grim
A lot of women do take all that deep-seated psychological need for a child and transfer it onto their pets. There have been studies about it. Whether or not it’s sexual… for the vast majority, probably not.
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I’ve read that dogs see humans as pack members, while cats (being solitary predators) can only relate to humans as parental figures. My experiences with both animals corroborate this. So maybe dogs fill the void in women’s lives for alpha males, while cats fill the void in women’s lives for babies. And whichever urge is stronger in the moment dictates the pet the woman will buy.
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It’s because most women are incapable of understanding that when it comes to dogs, training is imperative. They think it’s mean, and they don’t like having to be consistent with it, in order to maintain order. Training = cruelty in such women’s minds, when in fact, it’s the exact opposite.
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It’s also because, as CH recently tweeted, even rats can sense male or female in other species. It is literally impossible for a single woman to be the alpha when her dog is a male. The dog knows she’s a female. Literally. Anyone who has ever owned a male dog knows they know the difference between women and men and boys and girls. They like girls, and they are the alpha if their only owner is a woman.
And you’re right. There is nothing wrong with hitting a dog, contrary to feminist ideology, which has infected even dog ownership. Not abusing it, but letting it know who’s boss and what the rules are. I regularly hit my dog, and he’s afraid of me, knows I’m the boss, but still loves me. He never tires of trying to please me.
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Nothing worse than a weak stupid cunt with a big dog she can’t control. They should both be put out of their misery.
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Only face that guy ever blew a load on was his own.
He and his ilk deserve everything they got coming.
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amen
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QFT
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In an article at the Guardian she says her boyfriend is a feminist…
the testosterone levels in her boyfriend are surely lower than in her.
I’d bet money on that.
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The woman who calls her blog “Feministing” to make it sound like “fisting”. Left-wing extremists never stop showing their fascination with filth and perversion. Making everything dirty, filthy, ugly is a tactic – people should grow up surrounded by filth to have the same damaged psyches as the left-wing extremists, which alienates them from the thought of a normal, stable family life.
She has also written “Full frontal feminism”. Full frontal nudity, get it? It is typical for feminists to be obsessed with sex and include references to it everywhere. But make it as dirty, base, filthy as possible, ridicule it, while at the same time they can never stop thinking about it.
Funny thing is, Valenti started the “Feministing” blog as a “source of inspiration” for young feminists, as a response to what she saw as “dismissal from older feminists”. Old women picking on young women – how unusual. When the leftists try to present their subculture as a poster child for utopia, they fail every time. In other news, sexual harrassment and rape are rampant among violent communist organizations in the West. The victims are then frightened to silence.
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“Woman up front, man in back, just the way she likes it.”
Wow – never would’ve guessed that she was into anal. Should’ve figured since “Feministing” was the title of her book. It’s pretty clear that her hubby is into anal, at least as the recipient of her strap-on.
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It’s pretty clear that her hubby is into anal, at least as the recipient of her strap-on.
most of those “male feminists” are
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In a situation like this I often wonder how they got together in the first place… I figured a woman like this would stay single and have a cat rather than marry a low beta guy.
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I think even feminists would agree that a human companion is better than an animal one. She married her buddy. I don’t think feminists believe intense sexual attraction is important.
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disbelief in intense sexual attraction is no escape from its reality.
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I don’t know… if she isn’t a very sexual person, maybe it will work out. It wouldn’t surprise me if women with low sex drives were attracted to this type of man.
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most women aren’t very sexual people until they’re in the presence of a sexually arousing alpha.
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I can see that… from what I’ve observed the MAJORITY of women can go forever without sex until they find an alpha they really want to fuck or until they get so desperate they settle. The remaining high T girls are alpha chasers until they lose their looks.
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side note, good heterosexual news for those skiing the avalanche of civilizational collapse: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303939404579530230397152314?mg=reno64-wsj
“new households are forming at less than 40% of the normal rate. Young adults are living with their parents at much higher rates than before the Great Recession. Many cannot afford monthly rental costs, let alone come up with the down payments they need to qualify for mortgages.”
if only they were in decent physical condition, we oldsters would be in a golden age of cradle-robbing right now. the guys have no money (on average) to even begin to compete with settled gentlemen, and girls are nothing if not practical (greedy) when it comes to money.
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Yeah, it’s the decent physical condition part that is the shits for us oldsters. Young girls and kids, that stuff is harder on you when you’re older and everyone thinks your kids are your grandchildren. Sometimes wish I’d settled down younger.
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I take that back. It’s not sometimes, it’s all the time.
I’m going to be hobbling around on my bad knees chasing rugrats when I should be relaxing in retirement after all the years of hard work I put in.
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RT @momoishere: Likelihood of being #bannedforlife by the #NBA http://t.co/Xfh0iHHjqI 22 minutes ago
It is simply amazing that the left thinks it can get away with what it does in the witchhunt arena, and even more amazing that they DO get away with it!
The left is so firmly in control. They really are. Is it ever going to change?
The graph CH tweeted to….it’s not even funny. It’s just plain fact.
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O/T – found this hamster spinning after the Clooney announcement
http://nypost.com/2014/04/29/an-open-letter-to-the-future-mrs-clooney-congrats-on-proving-princeton-mom-wrong/
Maureen Dowd must be drowning in booze right now. She was so sure that Clooney would be calling her up.
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Feminists should of course be encouraged not to settle for anything less than Clooney. Maureen, you can wait this one out, no problem.
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So a leftist lawyer, rather than going the lonely feminist way, marries a much older man, accepting the role as his sex toy because he is a millionaire.
And that is supposed to “prove Princeton Mom wrong” when she said something evilly conservative, that women should stop post-poning marriage the way the feminists want, and instead try to find a husband in college before their SMV goes down?
Mackenzie Dawson take a case of “younger woman marries older man for money” and turns it into “feminism is proven!” because the woman has a degree. Maybe you should not link to her.
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I’m slow-gaming a chick at work who is clearly better looking (and probably younger) than Clooney’s lawyer, and I’m nearly his age, but working for my pay check.
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Awesome +1
Personally when I saw Clooney’s chick I thought WTF?!? The guy dumped Kiebler for that??
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> “I’m slow-gaming a chick at work”
So turn up the heat and start putting some buns in her oven.
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The herbling married to this femcunt is named Andrew Golis. She didn’t even take his last name, lol.
A Google image search of this “male” will no doubt send you into side-splitting laughter.
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Valenti looks like she could take a punch really well, with that manjaw. I’ve run into more than a few girls like her in NY—they beg for a dick slap across their face, followed by a Rick James special.
This is, of course, when they’re ovulating. The other 25 days or so per month, they remain “faithful” to their weak-chinned partner, who espouses the “correct” ideology.
But when they need to feel like a woman…..
Slap rape!
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Andrew Gollis is sad that he does not get to rape
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He gets raped.
By her dildo.
And thanks her for it.
And apologizes for his privilege while doing she does it.
Schweitzer rape!
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You know, you guys joke about this strap-on rape of the omega husband.
But looking at the picture of them together, I can very easily visualize it.
Almost makes me feel sorry for the little dweeb.
ALMOST.
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Looking at him, yes he’s getting pegged.
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2046918-jameis-winston-suspended-by-fsu-latest-details-comments-and-more?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial&hpt=hp_t3
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couple girls I know have pussies. always ask them ‘how’s your child doing?’
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Now now, let’s not generalize.
NAcWALT
http://tinyurl.com/NACWALT
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naCwalt == “not all CAUCASIAN women are like that”?
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Zombie Shane wrote:
naCwalt == “not all CAUCASIAN women are like that”?
http://tinyurl.com/naCwalt
The common name for the species surrounding Penelope in the image is not Caucasian.
Speaking of Ms. Cruz, the number of hits on the music video she appeared in as a teenager skyrocketed from low five digits to the multi millions after I posted the YouTube link here at the Chateau. Coincidence? I think not.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/06/22/the-pedophile-libel/
After navigating to the above Chateau page in Firefox, use Edit, Find to cause the text search box to appear in the lower left corner of Firefox, and search for Penelope Cruz. (If you don’t see the menu bar at the top of Firefox, press the Alt key)
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I’m ugh struck by the omega.
His eye line is below the feminister.
So you know who stretches whom.
Further, his frame is shockingly underdeveloped: skull and shoulders.
The estrogen was strong; puberty side-slipped him.
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He also has faggot face.
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“Faggot Face” FTW. Can’t stop laughing.
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I’m not sure what that means, but he’s a sub. Not gay but a sub.
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From their NY Times wedding article:
Here also was a woman that he found impossible to say “no” to — as he learned that night when she insisted he try the ceviche. “I soldiered on,” said Mr. Golis, who has always detested “fishy fish.”
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From the NYO.
“She married Mr. Golis in 2009 after originally trying to set him up with her younger sister (since he is five years her junior).”
No comment.
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golis is either a bigger beta than his current life station indicates, or valenti’s younger sister is a tubalard.
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A man who marries an older woman is automatically a beta.
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it’s certainly a leading indicator. i can’t think of any younger man-older woman pairing that wouldn’t redound to the man’s betaness, unless the woman was EXTREMELY attractive compared to what the man would be able to get among women his age or younger.
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I believe this is her younger sister, Vanessa.
Front middle:
Not terrible looking, but you can tell that her personality is probably more openly aggressive, hostile and manish than Jessica’s.
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strong dyke vibe.
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Kudos to my man Herbster Schlub MacOmega.
Seriously married up by choosing older Sis.
Strange. New. Respect.
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> “strong dyke vibe”
She looks vastly more evil even than Big Sis.
Which is saying something.
Yikes.
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Here also was a woman that he found impossible to say “no” to — as he learned that night when she insisted he try the ceviche. “I soldiered on,” said Mr. Golis, who has always detested “fishy fish.”
Nah Man would smack him across the face with his balls.
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she looks like one of my old roommates. wanted to punch her in the face every damn day.
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My cat pulls that shit, and I kick her for it. No new food until the old is gone. WHO’S THE ALPHA NOW???
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DO NOT KICK YOUR CAT!
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Give Jessica Valenti credit. If it wasn’t for her I wouldn’t have ever stumbled upon Le Chateau. Her husband’s Beta of the Month article was the first article I read from CH.
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Have you seen her face and body lately? She’s looking terrible these days! Her face and body has morphed into an amalgam of Amanjaw Marcunt and Lena Dunham
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[…] By CH […]
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A classic shit test, which alpha Nigel Farage smacks it down. (Note the smile and laugh the harpy gives at the end.)
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Farage is a real breath of fresh air, cuts all the bullshit of politics
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Eh, Nigel kind of crapped the bed, and slithered out of this one, IMHO. He should have been more adamant about life decisions generally affecting pay differences (not specifically in the brokerage industry). Even this study, conducted by an organization that advocates for women, has to admit that only 7% of the wage gap can’t be explained by tangible measurable differences in career choices. This is not a controversial issue, anywhere but in the minds of the cult of victimhood known as progressivism.
http://www.aauw.org/files/2013/02/graduating-to-a-pay-gap-the-earnings-of-women-and-men-one-year-after-college-graduation.pdf
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He did not cheap the bed.
He is a point man for nationalism.
He can’t be caught speculating and generalizing.
The cunt was trying hard to piss him off but he just kept on being empirical.
He should have put her over his knee and walloped her but, that’s not possible today. Exposing her as a cunt was enough.
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Kinda sorta feel bad for guys like this. They are the victims of relentless Female Void conditioning from birth…they never really stood a chance.
Now here he is being AMOGed by his strong independent wife’s cat…it’s just fucking sad.
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This “guy” and his “wife” are perfect examples of why not to watch frontline, pbs or tv in general.
When every senior editor in the progressive media is a brainwashed estrogen-filled pegboy what kind of material do you think they’ll be greenlighting?
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w o w
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Just wow?
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Well…rape!
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teh lurvely amerikhan wimminz… fight like hell to keep from submitting to a man, but bend over happily to slurve teh kitteh.
Man: “make me some food”
Her: “hell no we won’t goes!”
Not man: “make me some food”
H: “sure thing! wanna beer too?”
new game tactic: dress and act like a cat everywhere one goes
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Call me naïve, but can someone please explain to me why any man, no matter how beta, would ever want to marry a feminist? Surely beta males know in their heart of hearts that marrying a feminist is akin to getting an orchiectomy, and I can’t understand why they would do it.
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You’d be amazed of the amount of delusion these fags willingly indulge in.
The writing is on the wall, just needs an inquisitive and questioning mind to uncover it.
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“Woman up front, man in back, just the way she likes it.”
I have to say I don’t get the issue, especially from a protector standpoint…
If I’m behind her, not only can I see what is in front, but I’m more able to deal with something from behind us…
Or am I over-thinking this?
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