The title of this post is deliberately provocative. I want to force some of you “men’s men” to think outside the stoicism über alles box. I know you’re thinking, “Get out of here with this poverty game!”, but read on.
Children’s playground taunts may sound silly to the corporate-groomed adult, but as anyone who’s used them to tease women into a state of flirtatious excitement will tell you, they are effective weapons of vag seduction. Young boys are natural alphas until it’s beaten out of them (sometimes literally) or until puberty makes them forget how ably they tormented little girls into gleeful hysteria.
Naturally, as a grown man, you wince thinking about what it feels like to flirt with a woman with the aid of turns of phrase that you’d hear ricocheting from a jungle gym. But once you witness the reactions of curiosity and engagement you get, you’ll put aside your doubts. Because you’ll soon realize that children’s phrases are perfect adult vehicles to communicate the alpha attitude that women love so much.
Some modification of the delivery is all that’s required to make back-sass work for the adult you. You aren’t a high-pitched little kid blessedly innocent of ironic posturing, so your delivery will necessarily be more wry, more self-aware, and more monotonic. The following is a CH-approved list of kids’ phrases that you should add to your attraction stimulation arsenal.
smell ya later
SIKE!
blah blah blah…… NOT.
what? [repeat to taste]
to the max
as if
ooh, i’m telling!
burn!
your mom. [i like to insert this in random parts of the conversation]
i know you are but what am i
right, and then you woke up
did your parents have any normal kids?
guess who’s not wearing any underwear
in your FACE [long version: up high, down low, in space, in your face]
take a picture it’ll last longer
fatty fatty two by four [only use on obviously skinny chicks]
so funny i forgot to laugh
say it don’t spray it
hay is for horses [use when girl yells “hey!” to you]
haha, you’re on the welfaaaaare. [if girl complains about money]
what’s that on your shirt? *snap your finger under her chin or nose*
made you look!
i see london, i see france…
nice face
that’s not what your mom said last night
[motion her over with your finger] do you always come when a man fingers you?
Y R U gay [sung to tune of YMCA]
raise your hand for a high five, then when she lifts her hand you quickly drop yours and say “who’s gay”
up high, flip side, other side, down low, too slow!
i know karate [assume bruce lee stance]
*cough* princess! *cough*
get away from me with your cooties
go on with your dorky self
somebody call the whaambulance
you wish
*fingers in ears* i can’t heeear you
make “whatever” W with fingers
make “loser” L on forehead with fingers
princess says what?
Readers are welcome to add to this list in the comments.
PS Here’s the wikiHow article describing how to playfully tease girls.
“A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humors and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly forward child; but he neither consults them about, nor trusts them with serious matters; though he often makes them believe that he does both; which is the thing in the world that they are proud of; for they love mightily to be dabbling in business (which by the way they always spoil); and being justly distrustful that men in general look upon them in a trifling light, they almost adore that man who talks more seriously to them, and who seems to consult and trust them; I say, who seems; for weak men really do, but wise ones only seem to do it.” – The Earl of Chesterfield, Letters to his son, 1748
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/3361/3361-h/3361-h.htm
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Le tips fedora
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“So-and-so and so-and-so
sitting in a tree.
s-i-n-n-i-n-g!”
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Yowsa. I couldn’t watch, but I read the lyrics. We were recently teaching my daughter the original children’s song and, well, she didn’t catch on to the spelling right away, and the above is what she sang! Talk about out of the mouth of babes 🙂
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> “may sound silly to the corporate-groomed adult”
Jesus Christ, is there really anyone who DOESN’T have childs play in his Game portfolio?
How would you get laid without it?
SRSLY.
Fuck the corporations and the sociopaths who run them.
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I remember sayin this stuff in the 90`s!
This is great.
Hear this one a lot “…that`s what she said.”
In response to something silly or stupid she says – look at her, take a breath like your about to say something, and then pretend to walk away, or actually walk away.
Thanks for sharing. -dcl
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I’m a fan of that’s what she said, but I see it used in silly ways often.
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I agree. These days it is bit over used : D
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For all x, if x exists, x is what she said.
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The far shoulder tap
“Whoa, a naked man *point* Yeah, I knew you’d look. Perv.”
“Retardsayswhat?”
And generally taking any opportunity to call girls gay
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Hahahahaha! Damn, i forgot about some of these! “Smell ya later” was an 80s standard phrase. The “up high, down low….in your face” one I recently did to a little girl at a family cookout, she loved it and quickly ran off and pulled it on her friends.
Great post dude!
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I’m pretty sure it was 90’s actually (Smell you later). It was a catch phrase of the bully kid on the Simpsons (Nelson? Forget his name), and I don’t recall him being anything close to saying it until after “Cowabunga dude” was well in play, say around ’92 or so. In the 80’s we were far too busy being “Rad, dude!” and “Copesetic!”, if we were feeling gnarly, as opposed to bogus.
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“Smell you later” was in the Fresh Prince intro, 1990.
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Ah, well, fair enough then. I didn’t hear it in real life until a bit later, but then I live in flyover country where “culture” takes a bit of time to standardize from the Hollywood initiation.
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BTW, another good one from 80s kids: Excuse me for livin.’
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Children’s phrase used as a neg to any not-ultra-skinny chick:
“You’re TOO BIG!”
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Or, “BOY! SHE’S FAT!”
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Faking falling asleep (with over exaggerated snoring) can work well too
Specially if you immediately do it again when she starts up again heh
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> “Specially if you immediately do it again when she starts up again heh”
LOL’ing – the Accu-Weather Doppler Radar says that your ass better be prepared for a Category 5 shit storm heading your way.
Bitch might throw an iron skillet at your skull.
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Thumb war!
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When I was a kid, I’d drop my drawers and stick my ass against the classroom windows whenever the girls walked by, chanting “Nanna-nanna-boo-boo, your face looks like doo-doo!” Their facial expressions were always a mix of shock and awe, with a hint of nascent desire.
Once, I painted a crude smiley face on my ass after stealing a paintbrush from the art room and mooned the grade 4 and 5 classes before a teacher caught me. I was suspended for 3 days. When I returned, I had a new girlfriend.
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In the porn era, you’d have to shave your anus and then get it bleached.
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“got a mouse in your pocket?” very effective when used to mock the royal we. not sure if it’s game tho.
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OT, re tweet, prison rape and can of race.
Theory: one reason why we don’t have more white anglo push-back against anarcho tyranny is that white male are afraid prison won’t be a Malcolm X/solzhenitsyn/HD Thoreau chill-out no-sweat read a book experience.
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” Your face ” game.
You take everything she says and work ” your face ” into it .
Example.
Her : These mini-wheats are getting soggy.
You : Your face is getting soggy.
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My fave:
Girl makes joke.
Me: You funny…
Girl: I know
Me:. ..looking
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…for me to poop on!
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My 9 year old son came home with more treats (brownie, cookie, piece of candy) than I ever put in his lunch box. Nonchalantly, I asked him the source. He identifies five different girls in his class (he ate two of the five treats). When I asked how he managed to convince the girls to surrender the best part of their lunch, he shrugged, and said, “All I did was tell the girls I’d tell each one a special secret if they gave me treats.” He then created a “secret” unique to each girl (I liked your pink sweater, I saw you do a cartwheel at the park once, my favorite color is green) and the rewards piled in. Game for the elementary school set…
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A personal favorite:
“Ey, sit still. There’s a mosquito on your face.”
*she sits still*
*SMACK!*
“Oh never mind; It was nothing.”
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[…] By CH […]
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sticking your tounge out when there’s little room for talk.
ex: a club
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When she goes off on a long explanation: “Wait, wait, I gotta take notes…” Fake writing in your hand.
Or when you’re sitting at a table waiting for her, pretend to throw out a line and reel her in when she is approaching. She can either keep going to the table, which means you managed to reel her in, or she can stop, which means she has to acknowledge your game.
Of course, all of these are just like why a heavy metal singer can get away with crooning a love song on stage: because he has already proven himself.
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I don’t like this giving of all my ‘go-to’s away for free here CH.
Back to alpha talk…
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CH – were you drunk or stoned when you wrote this? Even Brad Pitt would cause a girl’s snatch to dry up with lines like these. Will stick with my Bogart-like game, it works wonders.
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Actually, girls lap it up like a dog to vomit. However, as guys, we say this crap all through the years and forget the first time. It’s more or less feeling comfortable enough to say these things than what you say. YMMV
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Frame frame frame frame frame
Fraaaaaaaaaame
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YMMV sounds right – and I would add, with the age of both gamer and target being inversely proportional to mileage.
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Huh? These lines are a natural extension of the very most fundamental premises; be aloof, be fun, don’t pedestalize, don’t give a fuck, etc. What don’t you like?
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I think it’s about making us think in new ways. Like CH says, not just go for the aloof, couldn’t-give-a-damn-cause-I-have-better-things-to-do look. Now, that look works. But you can change things up a little.
It is all about when and how, of course.
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predictability kills tingles dead. if you watch alpha males in the wild, they have a talent for saying and doing things that really surprise, even shock, women.
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The following is a CH-approved list of kids’ phrases that you should add to your attraction stimulation arsenal.
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Good stuff. That wiki article was actually fairly good as well. So many men forget it is a game..you need to learn to play.
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This is a horrible mindset and it isn’t my mindset but I was thinking about it.
How/why do some white nba players and pro athletes have not that hot of wives or girlfriend….the girls I’ve fucked are hotter than some of them. What?
And when I see that, I then start a thing with a hot girl and I’m like wtf? This girl could be hooking up with an nba player or one night stand…
Example of HoRRIBLEEE inner game, but it’s kinda true. My goal is to flip that so instead I’m saying “bitch you are lucky I’m not fucking/gaming that girl 2 yrs younger than you” ha
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On a similar kind of note, a guy at work is huge into hookers, and always showing me their profiles. The woman I call “Shamu” easily looks good enough to be a hooker. Guys are paying good money for some seriously questionable ass around here.
On playground tease game, the best idea I ever came up with was to wash my hands, and not dry them, then flick water into the girl’s face. I also had the idea of waiting until she made it out to the dumpster with the trash, and jumping out to say “Boo!” in a playful way that didn’t scare the living shit out of her. I think those were good ideas, but I never got the chance to put either plan into action. Timing.
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Guys are paying good money for some seriously questionable ass around here.
—You’re not paying for the sex, you’re paying for them to leave.
Rape!
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I often cringe when I see what kind of women some friends pay for sex. It’s not that the women aren’t passable, but if I’m to pay, I expect something I couldn’t otherwise get. I assume it’s less hassle if you feel like throatfucking someone or things like this.
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You’re not paying for the sex, you’re paying for them to leave.
That’s what they say. Sounds like a way to rationalize it, though. Most of the johns would love to get a girlfriend or wife if they could.
Apparently it is very common for johns to want a relationship with a hooker. Many use a needle to puncture a condom before opening the package, so that the hooker will become pregnant and hopefully marry the john. Because of that, hookers usually insist that the johns use condoms that the hookers bring. And when having sex from behind, the hooker will feel with her hand so that the condom is still there. Nasty business.
I understand why some men go to prostitutes, though. It’s not for me, shouldn’t be for anyone – but if you have gone years without sex, and just can’t get any, then what are you gonna do? Imagine a man age 40, 45+ who knows he will never get married, that’s the typical customer.
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This begs the question, how can a guy enthusiastically show other guys prostitute profiles? That would make you socially ostracized at my job. It would be like saying, “I have given up all hope of a normal relationship like you guys managed to get.”
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He has a normal relationship with a cute girl. The guys at work are all morally outraged at the way he “dishonors” her, and they want to “save” her from him.
It’s funny to see the white knights in action. She might dump him over all the whores, but none of those white knights are going to get that girl.
My problem with him is just disappointment in his lack of standards. Mostly that’s my personal problem. I’ve been accused of “amateur night at the Apollo moralistic bullshit” in my position on hookers.
I just don’t see any way to pay for hookers without totally undermining my own sense of being a prize, and I’m not interested in a long-term setback for short-term pussy.
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“but if you have gone years without sex, and just can’t get any, then what are you gonna do? Imagine a man age 40, 45+ who knows he will never get married, that’s the typical customer.”
That’s why I’m not sure prostitution should be criminalized. In some ways it’s almost a public service.
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I guess prostitution is a public service in a way, but it’s not for me. My time is way more valuable than that.
Could have fucked a good looking whore, bought a gun instead, and spent even more money blowing ammo down the range. I spend money on me, not on you. You want money, amuse me. Scheduling a sex transaction does not amuse me.
Bought my wife a gun. She’s fat, but she works for the dick, and that amuses me. I threw her a bone.
Kinda crazy buying your wife a gun when you’re cheating on her and she knows it, huh? Heh.
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I like the cut of your jib (in re your last comment).
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Ask a girl if she can make her elbows touch behind her back.
You’re welcome.
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that’s a good one. in a club where animation trumps conversation shout/say ‘hey, u look like u’d be a natural at skiing’. she’d b like whaaa? so encourage her to do the skiing motion. really egg her on ‘yay, we’re skiing !!!’ meanwhile your two friends will have stood in on each side of herand have their passion faces on. congrats gurrl u a pohn stah
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We had the same thing in gym class with the even bars, lol.
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Here’s an idea: a lot of kids are calling themselves “nigga” these days. But don’t be one of those wigger fags. That will detract from your reputation.
Instead, call your gf a NIGGER. Not nigga, not nigguh, not nig, NIGGER. If you call your gf a nigger, especially in public, your careless display of political incorrectness will win you over 9000 alpha points, and she will go starry eyed with lust for you.
Bonus points if you call her a “worthless nigger.”
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“Hey, I meant ni66a, not ni66er!”
“Just because the jungle bunnies can’t spell doesn’t make it a new word.”
Dominant culture rape!
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They also say things like “haters gonna hate”. It all shows that they are parrots who can’t think for themselves, only repeat what others produce for them. To stay away from this is a sign of quality.
Except for the time when you use it sarcastically. Showing you are aware of what goes around, and you use it just for your own amusement, nothing else.
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1. hide under the bed and grab her leg as she walks by.
2. turn off the bathroom lights when she takes a shower.
3 Yell “blitz!” or “fumble” and tackle her all the way to the ground.
*thats what you get for coming out on the field with us killers*
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lol. Oh, poor sambo, desperately trying to pretend his gang rapes are true love amongst the bestiality set.
Rape!
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Rejecting a gay culture they perceive as white and effeminate, many black men have settled on a new identity, with its own vocabulary and customs and its own name: Down Low. There have always been men – black and white – who have had secret sexual lives with men. But the creation of an organized, underground subculture largely made up of black men who otherwise live straight lives is a phenomenon of the last decade…
Most date or marry women and engage sexually with men they meet only in anonymous settings like bathhouses and parks or through the Internet. Many of these men are young and from the inner city, where they live in a hypermasculine thug culture. Other DL men form romantic relationships with men and may even be peripheral participants in mainstream gay culture, all unknown to their colleagues and families.
Most DL men identify themselves not as gay or bisexual but first and foremost as black. To them, as to many blacks, that equates to being inherently masculine.
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Your first mistake was calling blacks men.
They’re not human.
Rape!
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That’s not funny! };<
-Kerry Rhodes
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Sounds like an ordinary day in thwack’s school.
Speaking of that, why are Black men more prone than any other group to temporarily dipping into the homosexual subculture? Too many who are desperate for easy sex I suppose.
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you two are the reason i play contact sports
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@Arbiter…. When 1/3rd of black men spend time in prison you acclimate a sizable %age of black men to filthy disgusting gay sex. When they get out anything can & does go. Black guy (ex judge) mentioned once to me how high maintenance and bitchy black women generally are. I yelled “stereotype!” Actually I thought bingo, he’s spot on. Especially these black is beautiful Nubian princess c&nts. But can their bitchiness excuse that? Nfw!
Its all too mind boggingly depressing. Let them stay south of 9 Mile and we stay north, just like Detroit’s mayor suggested.
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grenade!
is another good tackle word
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Have you experienced ego death, too, or are you a troll ? Let’s assume they’re mutually exclusive.
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FR- It’s a fluid situation.
Well I thought this week was going to be smooth and not so much. So if you remember I had Wednesday set for 33YOPrude, and Thursday set for meeting 40YONurse. Both reliable women but both are MILFs with many logistical obligations. So 33YOPrude’s father had heart attack she was in hospital all night and Thursday morning her dad went in for valve replacement. Everything was cool get together following week. 40YONurse was set to come up to hotel Thursday evening lots of sexy talk and ready to do some more banging. Then at about 2:45 in the afternoon I am working and I get this text.
“ I have really bad news my son is sick I had to run out to pick him up we are on our way to docs im soo sorry I have to cancel. I promise to make it up to you!!”
So what else can I do? I figured like Yareally said women flake and don’t act butthurt. It could be intentional it could be a test just don’t let it bother you like HABD said. So I was cool with it.I will go silent with her for a couple of days which is actually not a big deal since we do not text a lot anyway. Then I did something impulsive. Maybe it was a mistake. But I was getting massive IOI’s all day from my 33YOPrude here is the texts she had been sending me.
Her: Hey babe 9:55 AM
Me: Hey…how did your dads surgery go 11:13 AM (just being decent not too needy)
Her: Went good. He went in at 6am. He’ll make full recovery 11:15 AM
Me: That’s good…I am sorry though… 11:17 AM
Me: …cause you did not get the pleasure of spending the evening with me. 11:20 AM (little humor and sexuality)
Her: Me too. I was quite upset 11:26 AM
Her: Need to see u 11:30 AM (her interest is high)
Her: Hopefully you can fit me in again 11:37 AM
Me: We’ll see 12:31 PM (I love these two words learned if from someone on this site)
Her: Ok. Your call 12:39 PM
I already had the hotel and no plans for the evening. Its not like I can just go home now. So I sent her a text and invited her out. Now things start to get a little messy. We are still pre-bang and I may not have as much pull with her as I think I do. Here is the texts.
Me: Lets get together tonight 2:45 PM
Her: Let me see if I can find a sitter 3:31 PM
Me: Ok 3:31 PM
Her: Waiting on sitter confirmation 4:42 PM
Me: lol its no big deal…been a long day…I am going to go out tonight for a little while …if you want to meet me out let me know. 5:05 PM (me trying to not look too eager or look like I am sitting around waiting on her)
Her: I’ll be home by 630 5:28 PM
Her: 7 actually. 5:45 PM
Me: Sure come on down…I will be at ———— 🙂 5:52 PM
Her: I was going to stay close to here..his Dad can watch him. Let u know 6:11 PM (did not want to change plans and go pick her up…not sure if this was right…logistics were better close to my hotel)
Me: Ok cutie whatever you want to do…I would sure like to see ya 6:19 PM (trying to lure her to come out)
Me: I will be down at ——– around 7:30 6:25 PM
Her: Ok..was thinking this way. Didn’t want to be to far from —– because of his ears. 6:31 PM
Me: No problem maybe some other time 6:32 PM (maybe I should have went to her but then maybe would not have options for the bang…didn’t want to just do a lame dinner date and makeout again)
Her: Ok 6:34 PM
Her: Poopy 6:34 PM
Her: If u change your mind, I’m ready in a jiff 6:36 PM
Her: Just let me know when again…had my little heart set on seeing ya 6:42 PM
Me: Then come on down sweetheart…we dont want to disappoint your little heart lol 6:43 PM
Her: I would go that way but lil man and his ears..very unpredictable. Been a weird day anyways. No worries 6:45 PM (now it feels like a war of wills at this point)
Her: Possible soon. Have fun 6:53 PM
Me: ? 6:54 PM
Her: Stupid phone. Meant to say we’ll finally get together soon one day again. 6:55 PM
Her: Are you in town tomorrow or any next week? 7:07 PM
So what do you think? Did I fuck this up? Did I give up too much here just being impatient? Did not get the bang. But figured I would go on down to the bar and start working a little on socializing and approach. So bear with me. It is a 20’s to late 30’s crowd in there I am 50+ probably look 40’s and dress well for my age. It has been a really really long time. And I do not have anyone with me and I was never good at this shit to begin with. So crawling here. Lol
Really nice bar, large live music, smoking hot waitresses and bartenders. Set up at the bar its early happy hour crowd. This is not a dance club type of place more like a nightclub. I get a drink. And just hang out working on posture body language, smiling attitude how I am feeling inside. Then I strike up a convo with one of the bartenders. He could actually be Billy Joel he looks so much like him. Lol We start talking sports and I make eye contact with a few patrons. Smile a little but nothing serious everyone is in conversation. Huge cow sets up next to me actually stands on my foot like a cow would do. I make a joke and move over. She was disgusting.
Then start talking to this other guy. Big bald guy and he is very friendly knows everyone in the place. This guy is a natural. He really can work a room. Find out he is very wealthy. So through him I get to meet a more people. Mostly guys but hey it’s a start. Few warm approaches through this little social circle in the back of the bar. Meet the manager, the General Manager, got their cards. So it was more networking than flirting. Still have a ways to go. But then he bought us all some shots. I am not a big drinker and do not get drunk but the shots did not help. I really need to find me a wingman. I have a good friend that is a retired alpha that I am trying to get out with me. He is married but doesn’t mind practicing catch and release which is better than nothing. Anyway that was my evening. Not the best. What do you guys think?
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I personally think you’re doing awesome. Can’t really give much advice on the texting, as that’s something I’m WAY worse at then you.
In terms of going out and approaching, you’re doing great:
– Making connections with the guys who work there is ALWAYS a good thing. Down the line you can get VIP access you wouldn’t normally get (I get this regularly now at the places I frequent).
– Talking to guys is TOTALLY FINE. You’re just warming up so talking to a bunch of guys and then going for the girls is fine. I’ve been talking to everyone who’s in my field of vision as of late whenever I’m out at a bar.
– If you want to get warmed up really quick, you can go around complimenting people on what they’re wearing. Just a chill, social thing to do, not expecting anything in return.
I think YaReally has a good post in the archive about going out solo and building a base of people you can come back to if you get blown out of sets.
– Try to convince your friend, but be on the lookout for wings in the field. Are you in a big city? I’d recommend looking up some RSD/lair groups on Facebook/Meetup.com for a quicker fix.
Anyway, this is my advice on “going out solo.” Not the best age-specific advice, so I recommend waiting for YaReally and others to breakdown your shit.
Just felt like helping, hope this helps.
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@reco
seems pretty solid…
re 40yo – even if son is sick (he probably is…) it’s still a ‘test’ in that your response will be ‘observed’ (by her hamster, at least…lol) for congruence…ping her next week with specific plans…
re 33yo – nicely played…(i didn’t remember she had a kid too) you held your frame and weren’t butt-hurt or needy… one question though, how far was the travel distance she had to cover to get to you? 2 minutes is a different analysis than 1 hour…lol…
what’s the difference in time for her to drive to you? the shorter the drive, the more it’s a shit test…either way, it looks like you passed…lol…ping next week…
props for going out to mingle…that’s NOT easy at all…
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@Hunter thanks for the advice. Got a long way to go. But the specifics are really helpful. I will definetly try your ideas.
@HABD yes she does have a kid. But has a very good support system for watching him. The travel distance was about 1/2 an hour. I feel as if it was a game/shit test on her part. Logistics were bad because if I tried to pull her after the date for the bang near her place it would be a long drive to my hotel. And there is a good chance her ex would be at her house watching her kid like a good little beta. So that may not work either. That is why I was trying to get her out. I should of just picked her up and said hey lets go here and then drove her near my hotel. Then easy to bounce to the room. But I was not thinking it through at the time. Working and being impulsive.
I think 40YO is solid. Just got a lot of work travel next week so may be two weeks before I see either one of them.
Damn the wife is going to get a lot of dick this weekend. lol
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@reco
“I should of just picked her up and said hey lets go here and then drove her near my hotel. ”
rethink this and try to figure out why…
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Wow, why assume she was flaking/shit-testing? Mothers can get incredibly guilted out when their kids get sick. If she went out for fun with you and the kid got worse, she’d be beating herself up about it. Not saying it’s rational, but it’s a real phenomenon.
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You’re a different man now, Reco. Congrats.
You should check out Christian McQueen’s three-part post on dominating a social setting http://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/08/how-to-dominate-a-social-setting-part-i/
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and
http://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/12/how-to-dominate-a-social-setting-part-ii/
http://realchristianmcqueen.com/2014/05/15/how-to-dominate-a-social-setting-part-iii/
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@reco
too busy to do anything in-depth but I wanted to note that both flakes flaked on you in the best way, the “I can’t make it but let’s reschedule plz” way.
From one of my other posts a while back:
“Her offering a reschedule is a huge ioi. A shitty flake is when they flake and don’t apologize, that girl isn’t interested and is probably a waste of time or needs some more high-octane emotional game played on her. Slightly better is when they flake but apologize, that girl is interested but needs some work but should still be do-able. The best is when they flake, apologize, and offer a reschedule. That’s pretty much on like donkey kong.”
So you have the flake, apologize and reschedule from both of them. That’s the best possible (well, the ULTIMATE best possible is them saying “but I’m free next Tuesday can we do it then?” whereas yours are more “I definitely want to try again”, but they have tough schedule logistics to work around so that’s understandable than if they were 21 with no life responsibilities).
Although this: “Her: Are you in town tomorrow or any next week? 7:07 PM” is technically the ULTIMATE best possible flake I just described. If you want to bang her tonight I would do something like “I’m free around 8 tonight.” and don’t offer to meet up, make her work and offer to come meet up. She’s nervous about fucking things up and has had a boring night to think “ok maybe I should come to him”. But it’s a bit sudden so if you don’t MIND waiting till next week you could be like “plans already tonight, but I’m free Tuesday (or whatever).”
I’d say she would prrrrrrrobably come bone you tonight. But if she pulls the “you come to me” thing again, Soft Next radio silence all weekend as punishment until she figures out she has to come bang you on your terms, you won’t chase her on her terms, ’cause you have other options.
40YO def wants to bone, she just legit had to cancel. She WILL make it up to you next time. You can actually tell her HOW to make it up to you. I like to suggest an outfit or lingerie for them to wear because that’s fun for them and sometimes they’ll run out and buy some specific stuff just for you which is investing in you and it’s sexual instead of like “you’re paying for dinner” lol So I’d be like “As long as making it up to me involves you in some silk lingerie and heels.” and basically give her a sexual “task” to think about and prepare all week to make it up to you.
You handled it all good and props to going out and networking. As an old dude you want to be the guy people know, even if it’s dudes and such. That gives you a boost in value to girls who see the manager greet you by name that counters your age…VS the old guy drinking alone and sad silently in a corner lol You become intriguing.
this made me lol:
Me: Ok cutie whatever you want to do…I would sure like to see ya (trying to lure her to come out)
(a few lines later)
Her: Just let me know when again…had my little heart set on seeing ya
lol. same tactic, for the same reason except she’s used to it working when she does it. 🙂
“Damn the wife is going to get a lot of dick this weekend. lol”
lol’ed hard at this.
@Random guy
“Wow, why assume she was flaking/shit-testing?”
A flake can be both legit and a shit-test. She’s always subconsciously noting how you handle yourself when shit hits the fan, even if that shit is legit.
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I suppose. No reason to take the quoted case as anything other than face value, in this case…
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Just as a follow-up, if you get into a situation where a girl flakes a lot and you’ve offered to meet up 2 or 3 times and she either turns them down or flakes on them, what I like to do is, after the Soft Next punishment (of course) is still txt them and flirt with them and say sexy things and roleplay and project all the fun sexy adventures you two will have together in the future etc…
…but then just NEVER offer to meet up lol So it’s like their flakiness hasn’t turned you off them in general, but it HAS made you less interested in actually inviting them out because they always flake and you’re bored of trying to get them out, but still enjoy flirting with them.
You’re doing a push/pull because you push them away by not inviting them to meet up anymore, but you’re pulling them by still flirting as IF you were going to invite them out.
Psychologically it fucks with her head because she’s like “I don’t get it, he likes me, just like he did before, but now he isn’t inviting me out…what’s going on??” and after being puzzled for a bit and trying to lure you into asking them out (so she’ll do stuff like “oh my friends cancelled so I’m just sitting here all dolled up with nowhere to go…….” or “I’m just laying here in bed all alone….I was just trying on lingerie today……….now I’m just here all by myself……” lol waiting for you to make the offer), she’ll start to LEGITIMATELY want you to invite her out because it goes from “can I get him to invite me out still?” to “…does he not like me?? why won’t he invite me out???”
Eventually there’s a tipping point where either she invites you out and if she’s not too bad you can go meet up with her, but if she’s like your 26YO, you play a little hard to get like “I don’t know I’m kind of busy this week…let me get back to you” and then flake on her lol And when she offers again you can accept.
The end result is that they end up investing in you and demanding you come out and fuck them basically, and it’s all because you withdrew part of your attention but not all of it.
For an analogy, imagine an almost kiss. Where you lean in right up in her face and you’re talking and your lips are juuuuuuuuuust almost barely brushing against eachother as you talk, and as she gets turned on and is dying for you to kiss her, you pull back slightly and keep her on the edge. Instinctively she’ll want to grab you and pull you in to make out.
Here’s an example actually (close the ad window and press the Play button in the bottom-left and keep doing that until it plays lol couldn’t find a better link).
Skip to 19:45 in:
http://seriesonlinesa.blogspot.ca/2013/02/californication-6×04-hell-bent-for.html
The way he moves in to kiss her, then suddenly turns away “I’m sorry, I changed my mind” and takes it away is fucking FLAWLESS. And the way she reacts by grabbing him. 1) that’s a great move, try it sometime I use it a lot, and 2) the reason girls react that way is because you dangled it in front of them and then took it away and instinctively they need closure.
Another analogy is a stripper, they’ll get suuuuuper close to you and alllmost kiss you and next thing you know you’re hitting the ATM for another $20 lol Because they know the tension is frustrating and their customer will chase the closure.
Anyway, this is like, a super hail-mary tactic on really difficult problem-women. You shouldn’t need to run it, and if you do have to it can take weeks or months, so it’s not a fast solution…but in certain cases, it’s useful as fuck and can turn a flakey girl around and make her chase.
The key to take from it is to extrapolate this hardcore tactic back down to the minor tactic of a simple Soft Next where you just remove attention. It’s like you start with the lightest punishment and only do as much as is necessary to get her to get in line with the plan. This tactic is the other end of the spectrum. You miiiiight have to try it on the 33YO but I’d give her another couple flakes with no actual meet-up, before I started using this one on her, she hasn’t crossed the line quite yet.
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@Random Guy
“I suppose. No reason to take the quoted case as anything other than face value, in this case…”
Irrelevant. I’m sure it’s 100% real. But it’s still a test. If he reacted butthurt or supplicative, she would lose attraction for him. By reacting like a boss, she keeps or gains attraction for him.
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@Ya
Is this something I should incorporate with the ex. Cat string theory.. essentially like you said – bait, though never ask.
She’ll be @ the club tonight – I roam, so I plan to avoid her at all costs.
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Thanks for the props brothers. I plan on implementing a lot of this stuff. For me the approach anxiety and all its challenges will be the ultimate crucible.
@yareally as usual you are badass, Such amazing content. And I am glad I could return the favor and give you a chuckle about my frustrations. Hey if you cant laugh at Reco gagging on this fucking red pill who can you laugh at. lol
I feel sorry for the little woman tonight. I may have to bust her down and fuck her rugged. lol
And I really dig the stuff about teasing and the kiss. I know from observation that my little 33YOprude is in desperate need of some lovin. She is so damn sensual and ready underneath her proper yet quirky exterior. And this tease with the kiss, and lightly brushing her thighs and touching her hair and face are just the ticket. She is going to be squirming like worm on a hook when I get done with her. lol
And on another note I think my little 40YONurse is throwing a few tests at me. She has been slow to respond as of late. I think I might have to up my game with her a little. In fact next week is really busy with travel to other areas. So maybe I will put her off until the following week. And just focus on the my little prude.
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follow up – fucking slut came in to the gym when she knew I’d be training. Made eye contact and raised my eyebrows.
2nd time I mimicked her as she was pulling at her shirt.
I fucking can’t stand this shit. She could have easily worked out before she worked today, but no, she comes in after she’s done her shift, knowing full well that I’ll be there.
A summer of this, fuck that!
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Haha I just had to post this text exchange from tonight with my 33YOPrude, It cracks me up…she is a feisty little thing…and boy I got a surprise
Me: How is your dad and your boy 7:28 PM
Her: Good 7:33 PM
Me: You know what I like…. 7:44 PM
Her: Tell me? 7:45 PM
Me: …you have the most amazing skin. 7:46 PM (got to give her a little something, be unpredictable right?)
Her: I do…I take good Care of it. Good skincare 7:48 PM
Me: Thanks for doing that for me 🙂 7:50 PM (reframe back to its all about me)
Her: I’m a good looking gal…someone will scoop me up soon 7:52 PM (qualifying)
Me: There’s a nip in the air….think I am going into the jacuzzi 7:59 PM
Her: Awesome. Eating sushi 8:29 PM
Her: How’s the jacuzzi? Lonely without me I’m sure 9:39 PM (she picks it back up, and qualifying)
Me: Warm…nice glass of wine cool crisp night some good music playing…but yes it is missing something… 9:56 PM
Her: Me damn it. Missing me 10:00 PM (she is getting predictable, almost begging lol)
Her: Got a very naught pic . 10:02 PM (now this is a surprise!)
Me: Oh really? 10:04 PM
Her: 10:05 PM (wow she looks good naked, what a rack)
Me: —– you sexy little thing…I like 10:08 PM (little reward)
Her: Duh 10:08 PM
Me: Send some more 10:09 PM
Her: No…. In person only. 10:10 PM (she’s asking for the meetup)
Me: Lol…I can see you been dreaming about me 10:13 PM (reframe?)
Her: I’ll never tell. You treat me right in all ways, you get that 10:21 PM
Me: Awww does this mean I have to get rid of my other girlfriends? Lol 10:32 PM (reframe again?)
Her: Yep. I’m a one woman man 10:38 PM
Me: Haha your a man? According to that pic I could swear your a woman. 10:39 PM (now its just entertaining)
Me: You are cute. 10:40 PM
Her: I am a woman!!! I’m just needing my Prince who wants a hot princess 10:48 PM (exasperated lol)
Her: I’m a beauty for someone. If you want it, come and get it 11:11 PM
Me: Lets get together Monday. 11:13 PM
Her: Damn….ok. I’ll send details where to pick princess up 11:17 PM
Me: Lol…goodnight 11:18 PM (she is getting predictable)
That was really fun. Watching her kind of twist herself in knots. So much for the prude label. I may be upgrading her to a different designation soon.
I think the lack of meeting up for 2nd date has worked to really amp up the sexual tension and created that teasing affect that yareally has talked so much about.
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@reco
great job on avoiding chasing her!…lol. she’s def fishing for that white knight…lol…do NOT go to pick her up…make her come to you…or you’ll get massive ASD/LMR and NOT get sex…lol…
she’s not qualifying to you, she’s trying to get you to CHASE her…and she’s pulling out every sales technique she can…lol…(and i loooved the jedi mind trick…lol…that was great!…) it’s kind of fun to watch the constant pressure…and you seem to have absorbed enough of the red pill already to have avoided falling into her frame…lol…great job! and if you can’t tell, every time you avoid a trap, her tingle level/frustration goes up…lol…
if you want some practice, go through both your text exchanges with that in mind…lol…
outstanding!
@thrust
i don’t think i saw your goal for this girl…what’s your desired outcome? ex/fb/gf…?
you seem to have different goals…cat string theory creates/keeps her interest…avoiding her at the club/gym doesn’t seem to mesh with that idea.
the most damage to her ego = polite indifference…lol…just like you would treat your buddy’s grandma…lol…
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@having a bad day
goal is fuck buddy, while I’m still in town
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@HABD lol thanks. It is feeling more natural. So I must ask about her meeting me out. Not quite the precedent I have set since i picked her up for the first date. You are saying if I pick her up I will get ASD. This seems like it may be a problem.
How would you set that up? I don’t want to get into another war of wills with her. And her pulling out the kid card again.
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@thrust
you need better internals for a fb (at least for her…) …sounds like she is still getting to you…a fb needs to be well outside of your ‘i care if she f*cks somebody else’ zone…and this girl seems to be well inside that for you…
it sounds like she enjoys getting you to chase her, so fb is totally possible, but your internals still need to change before it’s going to be healthy for you to be ‘there’…
why were you upset she came to the gym when you were there? sounds like an ‘opportunity’ if she was ‘just’ a fb (and that’s what you really want)…polite indifference is still your best move to get her to chase you…
@reco
“So I must ask about her meeting me out. ”
there’s a battle going on inside her hamster right now…white knight beta provider or alpha stud…she wants the provider and is trying to get you to fall into that frame, but she also doesn’t really want that because she really wants that alpha stud…lol…but if she is going to go for the alpha stud (again…lol…and she really has an extensive rolodex…lol…wonder how she developed that…lol) she wants to know that he has congruence. which means you don’t go out of your way to meet up cuz you have so many other options…
reread both email exchanges and you’ll see the battle played out in subtext (some lines are sexy and some say ‘come and chase me!’)
Not quite the precedent I have set since i picked her up for the first date.”
ya…so?…lol…you’re not a white knight…right? and that first date is probably causing all this testing…lol…
“You are saying if I pick her up I will get ASD. This seems like it may be a problem.”
yep…to both…lol…you might have to ‘wait her out’…if you ‘give in’ and do what she asks, even once… her hamster will go…”wait…how far CAN i get him into my beta provider frame’ and so the ASD goes up fast and hard…lol…
“How would you set that up?”
follow YaReally’s advice…text ONLY to move to meet up…no more sexy texting…or ‘how’s your day’ etc. (giving her attention…) (it’s probably going to seem rude…)… if she doesn’t come out, you might have to follow his texting advice about NOT inviting her out, but that’s in the future…lol…
” I don’t want to get into another war of wills with her. And her pulling out the kid card again.”
sure you do…lol…this girl is a great training opportunity…lol…and the kid card…is a great opportunity for you to NOT white knight for her…lol…
seriously, she had put the kid with the kid’s DAD, not some 6th grader…lol…she didn’t REALLY need to be close by…lol…(and just on a serious side note – if we really want the system to change to favor the dads in custody battles, we need to start calling women out on this kind of crap…the kid was not in any danger being with his dad… wtf!…/rant…lol)
good luck!
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@HABD great analysis, I put my response on the most recent post.
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Children’s phrases that work for Piggy, and are therefore completely PA approved:
-I just want to be famous, therefore, I can say what I want!
-integrity is for suckers!
-dear thwack-masta-b, what part of your cock would you like me to massage first, o master?
-men need to man up! Good Men Project for life!
whorefinder’s phrase, though? take a wild guess….
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FR Stuck in moderation…not so great.
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How does this topic not rather contradict this one? Serious question, I’m not being sarcastic. Seems like the strong silent type, stoic if you will, generally isn’t the kind of guy you’re going to find engaging in “nanny nanny boo boo” and “neener neener” without basically blowing away, forever, his entire stoic perception.
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/05/15/study-women-prefer-men-of-few-words/
[CH: most of these taunts are short and sweet. the opposite of wordy. not really seeing any contradiction.]
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Let me re-phrase, I wasn’t clear. The quiet stoic type doesn’t seem quite the same type that would use school ground phrases. I think the phrases and cutesy stuff is fine and fun, it just seems like two entirely different types of personality at play here is all. I wouldn’t even bring it up but that you called out the “men’s men” types, the stoics, at the front of this article. I understand everything is based off of frame, but it just seems like a huge frame shift to me that would seem in-congruent, kind of noticeable in the shifting, if you get what I’m saying. Better put, I can’t see Clint Eastwood pulling this off very well without it basically blowing his entire frame out of the water, but a Howie Mandel well hell, yeah, easily. Maybe I’m reading something more complex here than really exists, which is in fact a bad habit of mine.
[CH: there’s more than one way to skin a pussy. i think the take-home point is that rambling and explaining oneself ad nauseam and being pedantic are worse than quips, witticisms, and biting taunts. whether you go the humorless william munny route or the confident frat boy douche route is less relevant.]
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The quiet stoic type doesn’t seem quite the same type that would use school ground phrases … Clint Eastwood pulling this off very well without it basically blowing his entire frame out of the water
Sometimes commenters who embrace a particular strong-but-silent, high-T side of Game conceptualize the alpha ideal as a two-dimensional stock character. Eastwood’s tough guy characters didn’t flirt a whole lot, as sex/romance wasn’t a big feature of the genre of his movies. But it’s not hard to imagine him teasing a girl in a childish way and still stay in character.
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CH: there’s more than one way to skin a pussy. i think the take-home point is that rambling and explaining oneself ad nauseam and being pedantic are worse than quips, witticisms, and biting taunts. whether you go the humorless william munny route or the confident frat boy douche route is less relevant.
Fair enough, absolutely agree in that light.
@PA
Sometimes commenters who embrace a particular strong-but-silent, high-T side of Game conceptualize the alpha ideal as a two-dimensional stock character. Eastwood’s tough guy characters didn’t flirt a whole lot, as sex/romance wasn’t a big feature of the genre of his movies. But it’s not hard to imagine him teasing a girl in a childish way and still stay in character.
Ever see The Eiger Sanction? If not, you should, great movie and one where he actually interacted with women in less than a 2D way (well, for him anyway). Stayed in character though. Tossing the little sexpot student bitch out on her ass, who wanted him to give her a good grade in exchange for sex was a classic scene that is so alpha you practically grow a second dick just by watching it.
I don’t think that type is particularly 2-dimensional, the focus is normally on something greater than women though, and they are goal focused and observers more than commentators when it comes to people. OT at this point of course, thanks for your answer.
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“Eastwood’s tough guy characters didn’t flirt a whole lot”
Eastwood flirted, fuck yea he did.
Dirty Harry 3, In the Line of Fire with manjaw Renne Russo. Those are the pictures I’ve seen the guy flirt in, this week.
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Tossing the little sexpot student bitch out on her ass, who wanted him to give her a good grade in exchange for sex was a classic scene that is so alpha you practically grow a second dick just by watching it.”””””””’
holy shit that’s funny
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To continue with Whorefinder’s odd little love letters to me here and on the Fattie/CK thread… first, give the twerp his due. I like his anti-simanism. I recognize talent when I see it.
That out of the way, some may wonder, why is the funny little neocon monkey obsessing over me over something that happened two years ago on a blog that no longer exists, and one which virtually no commenter here knows it ever existed? The answer to that question is this — I pwned him bad over there and his entire being is still off-balance over that incident. He indubitably replays the exchanges over and over in his mind and wishes he said this instead of that. Like George Costanza obsessing over the “the ocean called, it’s out of shrimp” public cutdown. The backstory in one sentence: the blogger he hates wrote an anti-feminist article on a feminist site.
Fact is, Whorefinder is awesome and he amuses me to no end. Even his soft and homo-obsessive swipes at me make me laugh. But he should remember what happens when I take the gloves off.
But to unmask the little bitch: he is a neocon shill. Anyone, just press him on immigration or the warfare state. Ask him, is one an “occutard” for calling out
THE REAL PIGS rather than Obama, and is one a ‘blame Bush leftie” for calling out MORE PIGS?
Careful with those links, fellows. If you follow them, our resident clown will slip up and explain how, exactly, he burrows down under Karl Rove’s FUPA and stuffs his pink little weenie into his mouth.
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lol. Piggy’s Squealer pees all over himself, yet again. And, unsurprisingly, he doesn’t respond to my post, hoping to hide his post from me to prevent his well-deserved beating.
obsessing over me over something that happened two years ago
–“at this point, what difference does it make?” Shades of his Clintonian idols.
I pwned him
–lol. note, again, the lack of proof, only “proof by assertion”, the classic leftist tactic.
the blogger he hates wrote an anti-feminist article on a feminist site.
—lmao. again, Piggy’s Squealer lies. Full stop. Here’s what really happened: http://whoresoftheinternet.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/integrity-and-selling-out-chuck-rudd/
In other words, Piggy decided that supporting “enlightened”(i.e. beta-feminist) masculinity was ok so long as he got paid. Zero integrity.
And Piggy’s Squealer, of course, as a typical lying leftist, is here to lie about it.
he should remember what happens when I take the gloves off.
—aww, poor wittle lefty. talking big won’t make it any bigger, little dick. lol.
he is a neocon shill.
—when a leftist is caught in their lies, they blame Bush.
is one an “occutard”
–no, but you are.
calling out
THE REAL PIGS rather than Obama, and is one a ‘blame Bush leftie” for calling out MORE PIGS?
–note how the little lefty liar is AGAIN defending Obama and AGAIN trying to re-direct blame from the left to Bush?
Note how he doesn’t post how the Demonrats gets their money from billionaires as well?
Note Squealer’s mantra: blame the republicans only. blame the republicans only. blame the republicans only.
almost like he’s a lefty shill in disguise, constantly protecting Obama/the left/democrats/Piggy….
The reason I bring this is up is because no one should be taken in by this liar’s rhetoric. He knows how to occasionally parrot red-pill truths, but he’s a deep blue pill Alinskite, lying to try to sow lies amongst the truth. He and Piggy are trying to draw checks from the DNC—if they aren’t already.
Do not trust him. He is a born-and-bred liar.
Piggy Squealer rape!
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Boy, take a breath. Slow down. Look at the link I provided. It was about Democrats. Now run along, Karl Rove wants you to suck him off before he gets his amnesty.
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lol. Poor wittle Squealer. Thought he could slip in his lies, gets confronted, and tries to back track.
“no no no I’m not an occutard! Um, I blame Obama, too! Yay!”
such a maroon.
Occutard rape!
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Look at the neocon rat. I provided a link about the financing behind the Democrat Party and another link about the financing behind the Republican Party. The lying turd says “waaah, I eat Karl Rove’s ass!”
When I turn the ADD-riddled closet homo’s attention to the fact that my slapdown (of the neocon Whorefinder and of the two major parties) was bipartisan, he lies to the audience, once again weeping “Mr. McCain, Mr. McCain, help me, PA is batting me around like a bleeding mouse!”
Neocon Filth Rape!
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Turd, nobody cares if I’m an occutard or not. My record of ideological polemic here and elsewhere speaks for itself.
The salient question is, are you a neocon? No, you won’t answer that question, neocon filth.
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lol. Piggy’s Squealer, trying for a cover-up:
nobody cares if I’m an occutard or not.
—lol. Riiight. No one cares if you’re a limp wristed whiny little left-winger. Grr, I’m a man, baby!
My record of ideological polemic here and elsewhere speaks for itself
—as does you suspicious defense of all of Piggy’s actions as well as your curious ability to only focus on Republican faults whilst ignoring Obama’s and trying to hide the ball.
are you a neocon
—Your mom’s a neocon!
But for your edification, fa66ot,I don’t agree with what is termed “neocon” philosophy. Nation-building doesn’t work, and the American people aren’t patriotic enough to support all but the briefest of engagements.
I’m all for nuking a place to smithereens, or, short of that, murdering the lot and piling their skulls to the sky. But the restrained UN warfare b.s.? Fuck it. Let’s slit everyone’s throats—including yours, Occutard—and go home.
Piggy Squealer Mind Rape!
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American people aren’t patriotic enough to support all but the briefest of engagements
LOL, that wasn’t so hard, Whorefinder! good job boy. You fessed up that American people suck because they won’t bleed well enough for another’s benefit. Now, neocon rat, tell us all how you support amnesty and open borders immigration. After all, denying big corporations what they want is “leftie,” as you said, neocon 🙂
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lol, typical Occutard Alynskite, always trying to obfuscate reality…
American people suck because they won’t bleed well enough for another’s benefit
–lol, no. I fessed up that the commie media–run by your friends—will always drag down any operation by highlighting and magnifying the wrong and downplaying the good. As they did in Vietnam–especially there because they opposed your commie, bloodwashed brothers.
<I.tell us all how you support amnesty and open borders immigration.
—aww, projection is a bitch, eh? Poor little occutard, trying to project his own feelings onto me….lol
denying big corporations what they want is “leftie,”
—lmao. Piggy’s Squealer is desperately trying to pretend his week-long b.o. from lying around wall street was because he’s sucha thoughtful libertarian.
Liar rape!
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you unmask a neocon. Thank you, Whorefinder, for making it clear that you advocate amnesty and open borders. I told you not to fuck with me 😀
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lmao. oh look at Piggy’s Squealer, desperately trying, like all lefties, to pot the finger at someone else.
making it clear that you advocate amnesty and open borders
—Note the leftwing lies: desperately trying to claim that his assertion=proof. Note that he has absolutely ZERO evidence of this, but still keeps saying it—like when he says to his lefty friends that Mein Obama is the GREATEST president of all time. Rather like a woman, too, “femsplaining” that ” we all agree” to something, when in reality, it’s just her.
Squealer, you laughable little joke. 😛
I told you not to fuck with me
—lol. You have been exposed as an Occutard, as one who will say anything to defend a liar like Piggy. Boy, I think we all can see whom should not have fucked with whom.
PA rape!
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lmao. Oh, little Squealer, how laughable you are:
I provided a link about the financing behind the Democrat Party and another link about the financing behind the Republican Party.
—lol. And, somehow, this PROVES that Squealer is NOT an Occutard or a ball licker. Because….um….Squealer said so! (Well, actually, Piggy said so, and Squealer bobbed his head reflexively on Piggy’s little dick.
ADD-riddled closet homo’s attention
–lol. Projection: what lefties do when they try to insult.
my slapdown
—hahahaha. Note the typical leftist response: claim something happened that can’t be proven, and claim it’s been proven. It’s the Obama way!
Note also how he has never directly denied being an occutarder or being a suck-up to Piggy.
Neocon Filth Rape!
—ROFL. You know you’ve won when the lefties start copying you. Imitation and flattery, and all that.
Liar rape!
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I’d be like “what? You think I’m 5? Fine. I want an elephant ride (points to floor)”
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With or without the bread hat?
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Haha. *I* wear the bread hats round here, mister!
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and i bring the bread knife.
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Mumble mumble. Bread is high carb stuff, you know?
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SMACK!
No talking, dyke.
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Re: Fat diet
Feeding low-fat to ones’ children is a grave mistake. Propogandizing for this should be punishable by flogging, at a minimum.
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I’ll just pout this here…difference between swedish clubs and UK clubs
https://imgur.com/a/KH4Xy
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This is like comparing a VIP area in NY, to a moonshine shack in Idaho. For starters, Stockholm is a capital city of Sweden, a very wealthy country, with a pop. of 2.2m (over 1/5th of entire population). Capital cities have bourgeois culture. People who think a lot of themselves, extroverts, go-getters, etc flock there. This was a club with a VIP section – all the lah dee dahs, wannabe model big shots congregate there.
Newcastle is a forsaken mining town that has recently enjoyed some rejuvenation as a bachelor party town. Read: drink to excess, like a pig, culture that has its basis in the poverty of the area over the last thousand years. The Crown basically enslaved these people and worked them like niggers during the Industrial Revolution, with only a few landed gentry enjoying any wealth in the area. The pub chosen is obviously a pure nakker hole too, of course it’s not in the same league. The Newcastle folk would at least be humourous and be ‘salt of the earth. And guess what game you’d need to survive there? Honesty and genuine character. They’d see right through the vapid club tricks there. Try running the cube on anyone there – you’d be laughed out of town.
If you wanted to compare a London (capital) club with that Stockholm club you’d probably see superior specimens. Manchester is a similar size city to stockholm and would have equally attractive bits of choice flange on display in a high end club. Krauser is from Newcastle and lives in London, and he’s knee-deep in choice blart. Don’t underestimate the character of northerners.
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OT:
The West seems to get crazier every day:
“French schoolboys enrolled in 27 high schools in Nantes, northwest France, will wear skirts this Friday. Don’t panic! The move is part of a student-driven campaign in a stand against sexism and inequality.
Those less daring have the option of wearing a sticker that reads, “I am fighting against sexism, are you?”
http://voiceofrussia.com/2014_05_15/French-schoolboys-have-new-uniform-skirts-1461/
Let it burn.
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lmao.
The commies truly have won. All that’s left is the show trials.
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p.s. Piggy and Piggy’s Squealer, PA, have both masturbated FURIOUSLY over this. And over how Piggy can get paid by Jezebel to write about it, lovingly.
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You spend way too much time visualizing the sexual acts of other men. Faggot.
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on a related tangent, rumor has it there are whole forums of quasi-men who, for reasons likely having their origin in mommy’s quickness with the back of her hand, nurse a deep hatred for game and “players” and who spend most of their time on these forums analyzing with the precision of a spectrometer the facial dimensions of various pick-up artists for their conformity to brad pitt’s visage, apparently believing that no man ever in the history of the world who didn’t look like brad pitt got laid with a cute chick.
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Hey, you and Piggy’s relationship is on display every day in the blogospheee, homo. You’re the one extolling his greatness and defending him like a white knight whenever someone points out he has no integrity.
But yeah, it’s someone else’s fault for noticing….
PA rape!
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[…] Red Piller extraordinaire, encourages his followers to get out there and game chicks playground-style. Instead of wasting […]
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CH, Nixon got fucked because was a real up-by-the-bootstraps man, not old money, so YKW destroyed him.
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I use ‘dude, no duh’ and ‘no that’s you’ and ‘I think you have a crush on me/ you have a crush on me’ also I might use ‘ I heard you pooped your pants’
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I played table football with a girl on my team. She screwed up and let the other team get a goal. I slapped her on the forehead. She got mad and said, “You can’t hit a girl!”
I smirked and said, “What are you gonna do? Tell the grown ups?” It made her laugh and then it wasn’t a big deal that I hit her.
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“My dad can kick your dad’s ass.”
“Oh, yeah? Well, my dad knows GAME and he fucked your mother’s ass last night.”
I’ll be teachin’ my son that one.
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ok i laughed at that.
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Cool. Now I can get that VIP pass to the club.
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heh, anytime brother!
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Haha. Use these all the time with a whiny high voice:
In response to any complaint from a woman: “Wah!”
In response to any stupid comment of approval or excitement: “Yay!”
Shuts ’em up and always gets a smile.
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i think “sike” has likely become an acceptable spelling variant of “psych,” but the latter is technically correct.
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from the front lines of tortured logic (http://jezebel.com/louis-c-k-s-rant-on-fat-girls-is-absolutely-magnificent-1575653738 (see comments)):
guy: I’ve dated a lot of heavier girls and I’ve definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn’t that men don’t like big girls; it’s that men don’t like the way other men look at them when they’re with big girls.
girl: Yeah, I don’t think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you’re not attracted to. It’s about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.
reality: yes, you are being judged by other men and women because you are everyone innately knows that only losers are fat and/or date fat people. furthermore, women fail, yet again, to realize that their attraction to men is entirely different than men’s attraction to women. i love how much women (fat ones, particularly, i imagine) just WANT these comments to be true!
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Also, notice how the broad makes “fat girl” her identity, as if there’s nothing she can do about it. I’ve argued that being “lesbian” is also a choice, but being a “fat girl” is even more obviously a choice, not an identity.
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I have no idea why i torture myself with this shit, but i periodically can’t help but immerse myself in the bizarro world that the members of the hivemind inhabit. two excellent examples of how “rape culture” has run completely amok:
1. http://powderroom.jezebel.com/yes-your-friend-may-be-a-rapist-1576988337/+Jessica. in this article, a male supplicant reminds all women that all men, yes, even him, are potential rapist waiting to rape. “to what end?”, you may ask. well, that is never made clear. the premise is very unclear and poorly articulated, but the OP quite obviously is seeking affirmation from and (in all likelihood) access to the cunts who run the hivemind.
2. building on this same concept, i point you to the following: http://jezebel.com/indian-court-rules-marital-rape-not-actually-rape-1574738886/all. in the expanded comments, you will see that user “Fauxcused” (a loserly looking male) posted this brilliant take-down of rape-culture:
“Any time that a person does not consent to sex and someone else proceeds it is rape.
It doesn’t matter what promises were made or broken.
It doesn’t matter how either party behaved at any point prior to the act.
It doesn’t matter what the relationship between the people are.
It is sex-against-ones-will. It is wrong, always. It is never excusable.
It boggles my mind that it is 2014 and we still cannot wrap our mind around this simple truth.”
Instead of rewarding him for his bleating to the hivemind drum, the jez harpies actually mock and criticize him, to wit: “So…water is wet? Were you hoping to accumulate a few dozen recs from that little sonnet?” and “Productive reply, want a cookie?”
Sure, who cares? But, the evident truth here is that these hiveminders can’t override their true, natural impulses. they may lament rape culture and all it entails, but they actually hate loser, beta males even more.
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NEEd proffessional advise, YA REALLy are you lurking? hello tried some childish game on an hb7-8 on okcupid.
Here is the interaction below, need advise. I want to pull this girl this weekend.
HELP A BROTHER.
Whats intimidating about you Hun? sry, but i will only read your profile if we get to chatting. Also i do like short girls, my ex was around 5,3′. Just my personal pref. I am not canned, I can can my own stuff. In your face.
Her: ?
LOL i dont can my openers, they can themselves. HAHA, so funny, right?
Why are you wearing camo, do you like to hunt? I hope your not one of those Vegan girls, I personally think they look unhealthily skinny. I kind of would be surprised if you were though. What are you doingon here, my names David, whats yours?
Her: Your first message was kind of rude{shit test]
Good, got you to reply didnt I, would you have me kissing your feet ma’am?
You know what I think? I thin your the sensiitive type, did you get teased as a kid?
I entertain myself through OK. It can be really fun. I am actually a serious dude, But I like to cut loose and just be goofy. You still havent answered my question.
Her: so this is fun for you? oh ok 🙂
her: well i hope you have fun. Your handsome by the way. have a good night.
Get your mind out of the gutter girl. Even say hi to a girl and its like “your not good enough, you want to stick your dick in me, go away.” Is irrational, really. Cant we just betwo human beings who obviously want to get to know eachother? I dont like girls anyways, get away from me with your cooties.
Her: Okay:)
Heres me being boring. “Cough,” I just moved here, {explained the situation} BLA BLA BLA. I want to have fun this weekend.
Your turn, answer my questions, and get on with your dorky self
Her:SO im boring?!
Her: Lol your funny.
SEE!! I knew it. You really are boring, your just hiding behind the hot filipina exterior, really your just vanilla on the inside. OK fine, I’ll read your profile. Arg.
Her: Thank you:)
Maybe we should hang out this weekend, got plans tomorrow?introduce me to your friends, if you have any. Whats your name
HER: Why would I? {shit test]
Because you created a profile on Ok, for the exprssed sole purpose of wanting to meet me. Thats it.
Her:Oh, wow, I dont know what to say. 😉
You should get rid of those heels girl, I do prefer shorter girls. Dont you prefer to look up to your man?
Her: Take them off for me then.
What you want me to take off your socks too? Jeez women are work. haha
Her: Yes. 🙂
OK listen, I like you , I have been on a few dates but nothing serious, BLAH BLAH, Im unemplyed, thats how i have free time on weekends. I like food, Im a good cook, maybe I could show you a thing or two in the kitchen, If you ask politely to use my knife.
Her: I just made this profile and you like me already?
Im intrigued, but you need to feed me some info
What kind of work do you do, whats your name cheese puff.
HER: I work at the airport
HEr: WHy are you unemplyed?
Because im a philosopher
Her: HAHAha. Really?
No not really, I cant back the up. “Austinpowers”
I will land a job it if fits with what I want to do
I think your boob may be falling out…Do you have names for them. My ex named hers Patricia and Ralph.
Her: OMG YOU CRACK ME UP DUDE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA… are you serious?
No Joke, she could sense the weather with those things lmao
Her: Lol. Your funny. I cant stop laughing!!!!
Heres my number. Txt me your name and your favorite food.
You know alot of girls are realy uptight on here, cant blame em, but its cool that your laid back and willing to play
:
Her: Did I say that?
Your smile says it all, smiling like a dork at your phone. Of course you did.
hahahaha! geez. you are so idk [hampster spinning]
Boobsssss… lol gnight
her: Night
And CUT.
What should I do to be more alpha and get her to comply more?
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All of your responses are waaaaay longer than hers (until the end when you’re wrapping up the convo). Of course, the first couple messages can be longer – just to get the ball rolling. But after that point, it becomes try-hard. That screams out here.
If you’re going to ask questions, make them open-ended. If she engages those, she’s more likely to qualify herself in the process, and also write/talk more than you in the process. Hope that helps.
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she gave you the opening you you needed with take them off for me. from there all you had to say, “address?” she prob would of fucked you just to shut you up. shes not your friend or your mother, until she proves to you she has value shes a bar slut. treat them all that way. you don’tneed to talk, just act. when she said ur handsome thats a good ioi, from there go right to, whatcha up to tonight..then wanna watch a movie… then go over and when she asks what you wanna watch say… you naked… or what you wanna do… you say, you… maybe its not in you to go over to a chicks place n do he, but if it dont work blame her n leave…
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you guys im new here, ive just recently swallowed the red pill, Im still working on erradicating my Blue pill upbringing, I come from a highly religious familly. Also im 22, the girl that i was gaming was 20. these girls will not agree to a meet up unless i build mad comfort. Im willing to take any and all criticism though. If she believes me to be a fun guy who is still somewhat alpha, then i can be tough as stone when we meet up in person, thats when the real game begins. All this is a warmup until then.
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stop thinking about your life in terms of attaining the rank of alpha or all that bullshit. there is no scoreboard, bro. the game does not begin and end at certain intervals. the biggest concept, in my opinion, that you need to learn and embrace is “outcome independence.” CH has written extensively on this subject. go back through the archives and digest. in short, you need to learn to truly NOT CARE what happens with this girl or this situation because you are open to life as it comes and no particular outcome fazes you. does this philosophical perspective make sense?
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goto twitter and read @ tinderfessions all day, if that don’t kill your inner smurf…
what you posted is to me not game related, its ripe fruit on a tree… all that i have to do is pick it n eat. just act like its normal and nothings wrong and she will echo.
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Hey brother. Just a word. Props for getting her interest. I would suggest slowing it down a little. Your sense of urgency is showing through. Try not expecting anything to happen this weekend or even next.
It should help.
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How about:
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out”.
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“I’m looking for 250 missing Nigerian school girls. May I search your person?”
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Funny how the leftist establishment didn’t react when Boko Haram killed more than a hundred villagers – both women and men that time – one week earlier. Funny how the Left didn’t react to the other thousands of people killed by Boko Haram. Suddenly someone decides to make something of a kidnapping, because the victims are all girls, and the others dutifully join in.
And they never reacted to the British-installed, baptized elite by the coast owning all of Nigeria’s wealth and treating the rest of the people like dirt. Which is what made Boko Haram start their campaign. (“Boko Haram” is loosely, “Westernization (Books) is bad”. “Boko” is a concept there. This refers to the British practice of taking tribal chiefs’ sons to London, teach them in a university, then put them in positions of power in Nigeria.)
Funny how they haven’t said anything about Obama’s killing of far more little girls, and boys and adults, in the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region. Obama tripled Bush’s drone attacks. These are wildly inaccurate – the handlers draw up “combat zones” and kill any man in fighting age in that zone, whether shepherd, farmer, traveller or whatever. (Relatives are then duty bound to take up arms, join the rebels and avenge their civilian brothers, sons, fathers, uncles, cousins that were killed.)
They bomb a house in a village where some informant has said rebels gather. Villagers – men and women – come running to help the wounded after the attack. After a few minutes the drone returns and fires another missile, this time to kill the helpers. These are all counted as “terrorists”.
Reporters on the ground have reported on mass killings of civilians, a long series of war crimes. By Moobama’s husband. Still Moobama pretends to care about some kidnap victims.
The Left is one big story of hypocrisy.
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Dang! You are very informed. I thought they were an old British pop group * when I first heard about it.
(to ruin a good joke: Procol Harum)
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filed under shit ya never wanted to know my head hurts
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Reblogged this on XWorkx.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/18/nyregion/wingman-for-hire.html?hp&_r=0
PUA made safe for betas by letting them keep their womanly “feels”, chode rakes 1K/mo per client
put money this mofo lurks here
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“Mr. Recenello has previously worked as a babysitter, gymnastics instructor and life coach for young children”
No comment.
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“Mr. Recenello ultimately would not call the woman he talked with. She was fun for a few minutes in a bar, he said, but not compatible enough for a full date.”
She was also not a kid.
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@yareally if you’re around
FR from last night: went to college party with one of the girls from last weekend, call her hbcollege. Get a few drinks going, I start dancing with her but not hitting on her (no grinding), scoping out potential girls. I notice hb8 who is sitting on one of the couches eye fucking me HARD. At first I’m not sure if it’s really happening because I’m not used to this but then she opens me by (I kid you not) kicking me hard on the leg. I get the clue and sit down with hb8 with my arm around her and around hbcollege as well.
I introduce them to each other and flirt a bit. Then hb8 gets up with her girlfriend and they start dirty dancing in front of us, then she motions with her hand for me to go dance with her. I get up but bring hbcollege up too and start dancing as a group, trying not to play favorites. Then hb8 starts trying to grind with me and hbcollege freaks out and storms off. Pretty much ruined the vibe / night.
1. So my question is: why did this fail? How could I have prevented this?
2. This shit is easier than I thought. I feel like if hbcollege hadnt freaked out I couldve had another threesome less than a week since last one. And from the first girl I opened lol (well she opened me in her girl way)
3. I’ve noticed I act a lot more alpha with hotter girls. Am I instinctively calibrating my SMV to match theirs? Does this happen to anyone else or am I just weird?
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These should come as natural as breathing if you have good game. These also are some things that absolutely CANNOT be forced unless you want to appear creepy.
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better creep-zoned than friend-zoned.
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On an unrelated note, G-dzilla opens in Israel today.
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I’ve told multiple women on different occasions that I couldn’t hug them after they offered me a hug because they had “girl cooties”.
And I did this while I sheepishly looked away like an awkward virgin. No alpha body language at all.
They instantly punched me in the arm with a sparkle in their eyes and I later heard that these girls thought I was “super cute”.
I’m a total beta, remember, but I’m wondering why this gave them tingles? Or did it?
I said it in a really innocent and cute way, the same way we used to say to girls when we were 6.
Women don’t like weak betas, so why did they dig this?
PS: This is actually my natural reaction to a woman wanting to touch me (shy, sheepish, yet curious, and playful). Maybe they liked it cause it was real?
Thanks for the responses.
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Sometimes betas get lucky. Happens all the time. Keep it in your arsenal for the future. Now you are one step closer.
Hugs in general might have a friendzone effect. One thing I want to try now is to shove them back when they try it.
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[…] The title of this post is deliberately provocative. I want to force some of you “men’s men” to think outside the stoicism über alles box. I know you’re thinking, “Get out of here with this poverty game! […]
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I have failed with women for various raeson at various times. I’m 32. I have had a few brilliant successes in the mean time. Some of the reasons I’ve failed was that I succeeded until the last minute, at which time I failed to take victory. Some of these causes were religious belief at the time (religion esp christianity and the sermon on the mount if taken seriously is the ultimate betaizer). Other causes were that I could take my time and move in slowly to make it better- old fashioned ideals. There were other causes. I’m still pretty young- 32 but have lived a lot, around the country and world, now I’m studying accounting and working full time. I think I”m failing now though I’m a harder worker and more free in the mind than eve before because I’m becoming like a machine, and too busy to build a life ALL at once (though I hate excuses, and remember, rome wasn’t built in a day, but beware of procrastinating or pushing things farther back and waiting for that one day of completion.). I take what I can get and enjoy it to the hilt. But I see how different the factory workers are from the corporate or university students. How stuffy the later are or become in comparison. I don’t know here what is cause or effect. I only hope to remain non stuffy and be a player accountant. I don’t want to be labelled, boxed or shamed into a corner.I am free, so it is sometimes necessary that others see me that way, as I see myself- as a sexual being. In that regard, I think these phrases might help me, because I’ve also bought into the stoicism uber alles. Do what it takes. I see how much one’s job influences one’s personality and state of mind and it’s scary. The scariest thing is being boxed into a corner by evolutionary survival strategy- coping mechanisms. We must occasionally renew and reinvent ourselves. the little things are sometimes more important the the big, and if something works, are we too big for it?
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Read more heartiste and read Return of Kings. Read roosh. Go do approaches. If you have no girl friends, get some. It will help you get used to talking to women.
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A few weeks ago, I was rewatching this trilogy of childrens movies. The first one showcased a lot of examples of game and natural human courtship (eg. rude, annoyed female). The second one was a bit tempered and castrated. The third one was just about completely feminized.
In any case, in the first film, guy asks girl to come over. Girl rejects. Guy says “Suit yourself.” a common 90s line iirc, he then pauses and walks away. She runs right after him.
I have not tried this line out, but it seems like a good snappy response to a rejection that will catch a girl off guard, and rebalance her chemicals in your favor.
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