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Overheard At The Disco

May 26, 2014 by CH

“Gym muscles. All bark, no wood. Get back to me when you’re clearing boulders and hoisting A-frames and your Amish wife is shitting your tenth child into one hand while scrubbing your tighty-whiteys on a washboard with the other.”

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  1. on May 26, 2014 at 10:26 am Bango Tango

    Sounds good.

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  2. on May 26, 2014 at 10:52 am gunslingergregi

    I got that too

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  3. on May 26, 2014 at 11:26 am burke

    honest question: anyone a little more hesitant to comment knowing they’re going to paint every single one of these sites as a hotbed of rodgers-creation?

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 12:08 pm sciences with lisps

      No. The gaystream media are ignoring the fact that Rodger murdered half his victims with a knife, and have gone into full-on “never let a good crisis go to waste” mode by focusing strictly on the three murders committed with a gun. The whole PUA thing is very ancillary at this point — it’s all about destroying 2nd Amendment rights now, and cue the usual kabuki theater.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 1:55 pm burke

        i’ve seen some heavy racism.misogyny focus as well (#YessAllWomen or whatever), but i agree. i just don’t think they have limits, any enemy they can attack, they will.

        and i ran a forum a few years back that attracted some unwanted attention and it was panic-inducing, so it’s probably more my memories of that.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 12:03 pm Glengarry

        There should be the traditional ominous link to Sarah Palin too. Let’s see what they come up with.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 1:54 pm corvinus

      The irony is that Rodger was an anti-PUA.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 2:47 pm Matthew

        “Big lie”. Par for the course.

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  4. on May 26, 2014 at 11:29 am burke

    another question, on the lady front. what’s the best way to deal with the way (most) girls attempt to undermine your male social circle? the little things like “enjoy your gay day” when you do things without her. i know they feel threatened by my friendships but is that just something all women fight against? i generally agree and amplify but the cycle gets old, i really just want to say “shut the f up and grow up”

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 11:39 am gunslingergregi

      allow her to be there I would say whatever your doin always nice to have a gofor
      back in the day when I played basketball my girl would always be there to get my drink or be able to be my towel to wipe my sweat on
      or now that I am beginning to make guy friends where I am at now nice to have chick play waitress

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 12:45 pm yak

        wrong. you don’t allow her to be there unless you want her there and you never do it when she pulls shit like this girl is doing. that’s appeasement.

        i’d do what nomad says and next her. who needs that shit? there are plenty of other girls out there who won’t give you brief every time you do something without them. sure, they won’t always like it but they’ll keep their mouths shut about it and tell you to go have a good time because they want to please you.

        a girl who talks to you like that isn’t trying to please you anymore. she’s expecting you to please her. NEXT!

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 5:40 pm gunslingergregi

        well yea o on the gay day weird but I would say before it comes to that no big deal allowing them to be the servant at time when your doing other things they just want to bask in your presense

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 11:55 am blindman

        you’re right man. showing your girl off to your buddies once in awhile is a great thing. as long as it’s on your terms and not because she manipulated you into it.

        and ONLY if she’s the kind of girl that treats you like a king in front of your friends. the kind of girl who wants to please you and make you proud. they are rare these days but you can still find them. just like Troubador finding that 40 year old MILF. not as easy to come by as the foul-mouthed disrespectful bitches we usually come across but they do exist.

        i don’t think there’s anything worse than bringing your girl around and having her bash on you and embarrass you in front of your buddies. men put up with that shit like it’s something they just have to accept but it’s not. when girls act like that you leave them at home and you tell them why. they get their behavior in check after the first warning or they get nexted. i don’t care what else she has going for her or how great the sex is.

        like i said in my previous comments. it all comes back to respect. you don’t allow anyone to disrespect you. when you allow that, you are telling her she has all the power and you have set the tone for the whole relationship.

        and you should be screening out these girls before you ever get to the relationship stage. you should be looking for clues about their level of respect and desire to please from day one. all women are displeased with you from time to time. that’s a given. it’s how they express that displeasure that really counts.

        when you come across a girl who thinks it’s acceptable to berate you in public and uses sarcasm and insults more than kind words, compliments and apologies, you are looking at a girl who will need to be coerced and managed just so she’ll be nice and decent to you.

        these girls can get us worked up so it feels like something we want. it feels like a challenge. a hot sarcastic bitch can get your blood boiling but we can’t be fooled by that. they aren’t being playful and fun and sexy when they act like assholes. no matter what the feminists and MSM say. they are showing you their true colors and they should be dumped immediately. people are on their best behavior when you first meet them. they should be trying to impress you, not tearing you down. if she’s not a sweet giving person who worships the ground you walk on in the beginning, she sure as well won’t be later on down the road.

        that’s my two cents for the day. over and out.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 3:54 pm gunslingergregi

        yea blindman what I got from my bud on my girl was how the fuck do you get her to treat you that good
        and he obviously was really thinking bout it cause brought up more than once but yea then he sees another hotter bitch treating me in a way that is also blowing his fucking mind
        I prob need to put the dude on suicide watch but I think he cool enough to actually be happy for me other than saying to replace my chick with the blond preggers chick when really it woud not have to be a choice of either anyway if I wanted to I could have them both

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 3:58 pm gunslingergregi

        so what do I do
        tell her take break and go ahead and take some loot when ya cut out
        then come up with story she robbed me all to make people feel better about themselves and there own relationships
        then I get to play the lovesick dude
        which of course I am just cause I knew time for break don’t mean it ain’t gonna urt when ya used to get treated tht good lol

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm gunslingergregi

        tests like these are good to do checks on friendship and also have these events that are those moments you can capture to make the lifelong shit
        so yea they been there for me pretty cool i’m lining them up to take care of my shit when im gone

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 11:56 am nomad

      sure all women fight against that but i wouldn’t tolerate a girl who talked to me like that.

      i’d next her and find someone who shows you more respect if i were you. she will only get worse as time goes on so why fight a losing battle?

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 12:12 pm nomad

        to add to that. i realize it’s not always easy or in your best interests to next a girl if she has enough good qualities to even out the bad ones but someone who says things like enjoy your gay day sounds pretty immature. if it’s a rare occurrence or you’re dealing with someone new, telling her to the shut the f up and grow up might be exactly what she needs to get her act together and to show her what you’re willing to tolerate.

        but it sounds like it’s happening pretty regularly. if that’s the case, i’d say you’re better off starting over with someone easier to get along with. as i said before, she will only get worse as time goes on so why fight a losing battle.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 12:29 pm joe blow

      Is this an LTR situation burke? I have had to deal with the pouting and silent treatment so I think this is something they all fight against for sure. But I usually just ignore it when they act out like that.

      I’ve never had a girl use the enjoy your gay day line or anything even close to that so I’m not sure how I’d react to a girl who behaved that way. I usually try to weed them out before it gets that bad.

      But if anyone else has some advice, I’d like to hear it too.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 1:30 pm blindman

      Is this an LTR? Sounds like you need to remind her that you have options. Nexting her is one of them.

      She’s talking to you like that because she’s gotten too comfortable. She knows you’ll put up with it because you need her.

      You can’t have her thinking you need her more than she needs you.

      If you want to keep her around you have to put the fear of god in her. You let her know that you demand her respect and will expect nothing less. You start letting her know that you’ve got other better hotter women around who know how to show respect and don’t give you grief like that. You start doing things with these other women. Tell her you’re just friends if you want. You don’t even have to sleep with them. You could be having lunch with co-workers and have an effect. It doesn’t matter. You just need to let her know that it’s happening. That you know she could do better and you have options. A woman who talks to you like that thinks you don’t have options. Plain and simple.

      If she thinks you’re worth it, she’ll turn it around on a dime and beg for your forgiveness. If she doesn’t, you’ll know she’s a lost cause and it’s time to move on.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 1:50 pm burke

        thanks nomad and blindman both, i agree. this applies to current and past ltr i’ve had, as well as other women with my friends. i agree the problem’s on our end, to have allowed it to start at all.

        i generally say something like “you got a problem with that” and go do my thing, but the little ‘innocent’ digs girls take really add up over time, was just curious how other people deal with it or if it’s as universal as i imagine.

        thanks gentlemen. gotta go nut up

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 3:54 pm tteclod

        Burke,

        There are two or three responses, depending on circumstance, and assuming this has become a habitual expression (not a one-time thing). Here goes.

        If this is your wife (think ahead), you need only look at her to acknowledge you heard her remark. Don’t speak to her again until she apologizes. If she plays dumb, explain to her that he remark was disrespectful. If that doesn’t elicit an apology, obtain a divorce attorney and start working out the legal details.

        If this is a long-term relationship, much of the same applies, except some explanation may be necessary. Help her understand that demeaning you demeans herself (does she fuck gay guys?), she cannot shame you because you do not derive your worth from her opinion (you get that from men you respect), and, if an apology is not forthcoming, you will not continue to associate with her.

        For the new girlfriend or random girl, explain why shaming doesn’t work. If she can’t comprehend that her opinion of you is irrelevant, move along to the next woman. Do not waste breath speaking with her again.

        Obviously, all the usual game tricks may be applied, but I’m running with the assumption that this chick, or these chicks, are otherwise worth some effort to reform. Use her disparagement of your character as a means for assessing hers, then act according to your values. Do not associate with trash.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 3:32 pm blindman

        “i agree the problem’s on our end, to have allowed it to start at all.”

        true. you do have to work to keep all women in line on some level. no matter how great they are. i’m sure you and your buddies could do better. we all could. but you need to stop blaming yourself for all of it and recognize when you’re picking and staying with women that aren’t worth it. you said you were talking about current and past relationships so there is a pattern here.

        some women can be managed with very little work on your part. they want to please you. but others are just too broken to deal with. they won’t get better no matter how much you try. taking all the blame and putting up with their shit and thinking you can change them is oneitis thinking. you need to have options so you can next women like this instead of trying to manage them.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 8:22 pm FamilyMan

        It’s odd, I’ve never had a girl say that to me, nor have I heard it happening to any of my (male) friends. I wonder what social circle it is where girls talk that way.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 8:43 pm yak

        “It’s odd, I’ve never had a girl say that to me, nor have I heard it happening to any of my (male) friends. I wonder what social circle it is where girls talk that way.”

        Agreed. I’m guessing they are very young or from lower class backgrounds. I can’t imagine a grown woman talking like that. Not in my social circle anyway.

        “Classy” might be a good one word response when they spout off with one of their insults.

        Then again. They probably don’t know what classy is.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 12:55 pm nomad

        @Burke
        i was reading through this thread again and noticed something from both of your comments. you mentioned that “most” girls seem to behave this way and you wondered if this was a universal problem. i agree that women getting upset and being passive aggressive is something we all have to deal with. i believe that is universal.

        but i don’t think you’re correct that “most” women speak this way or insult their men routinely the way this woman or these women are doing. i don’t think that’s typical or commonly accepted. i think FamilyMan was onto something when he mentioned social circles.

        you mentioned having issues in the past as well. are you generally seeing women from the same social circles that you did in the past? i can see how girls could develop a gang bully type mentality like that so maybe you should consider dating outside of that environment. you’ve probably developed a certain level of comfort with those types of personalities and you’ve started to perceive that as normal or universal. i don’t think it is.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 2:21 pm Zombie Shane

      > “enjoy your gay day”

      That’s an IMMEDIATE “Next”.

      Grab your things, head out the door, and do not look back.

      However, having said that…

      There is NO PURPOSE WHATSOEVER to being in any LTR unless you are sizing up the girl to see whether she deserves to be the mother of your children.

      Once she’s proved that she ain’t up to snuff, then you next her.

      On the other hand, once you’re satisfied that she’s The One, then it’s over for your old guy friends.

      Once you get serious about putting the buns in the oven, it’s family, family, and more family.

      24×7. Family.

      You aren’t a little boy anymore once the shit gets serious.

      You’re a man, and a FATHER.

      And, at that point, the little boys’ games really do become “gay”.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 2:37 pm nomad

        I agree with Zombie that a girl who talks like that isn’t LTR material to begin with.

        A little pouting and silent treatment or an occasional discussion about wanting to have you around more is pretty normal in any relationship. But a girl who deals with it like that just sounds immature and bitchy. You’re selling yourself short if you think you have to put up with that. There are plenty of girls who don’t behave that way so why waste your time with one who does?

        As far as the rest of the comment, I agree that guys do have to focus on family first when they have kids but we also need guy time so I’m not with you 100 percent on that.

        You have kids with this chick Burke or could you still cut bait and run?

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 4:17 pm Troubadour

        I couldn’t agree more. You can play again once your kids are grown.

        My wife and oldest son bought me a shotgun for my birthday. If I could cure her of being fat, I’d be king of the fucking world right now.

        How rare is a good wife who stays in shape? 1 in 100? 1 in 10,000? They do exist, because I know one. She’s about 40, has like five kids and multiple sets of grandkids all running around her house, will talk to you at length about the importance of cleaning the house with a gallon of bleach every week, has long beautiful hair and a very fine ass, and she’s been with her man for 23 years. I’d love to meet Steve and find out just what kind of man netted himself a woman like that. She’s the total embodiment of the idea that beauty and femininity go hand in hand, and I just bet she fucks like a dervish too.

        I don’t think I have very good odds of meeting one of those girls.

        She complains regularly that all her daughters-in-law are “fat cows.” Apparently, even the products of such a union can’t avoid the fatty phenomenon so easily.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 8:24 pm FamilyMan

        Well that may seem a bit harsh, but since we’ve had kids, there hasn’t been much time for other stuff. Maybe once the younger one’s off to college …

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 9:07 pm nomad

        @ Burke and Zombie

        I agree that having a girl disrespect you like that should be an immediate next. Maybe it’s not easy to next her because you’re in an LTR but she’s either lost respect for you or she never had any. Bad situation either way. And girls like that don’t deserve the effort it would take to earn her respect in the first place. You can do better.

        But Zombie, you sound like one of those girls when you say his guy time is for little boys or it’s gay. You can’t live like you used to once you settle down but we all need time away from our wives and families. Our lives should not revolve around them. We should able to take the time we need to do what we want without catching hell every time we do it. That’s what men should do. Men don’t kowtow to women and children.

        Do you have kids with this chick Burke or can you still cut bait and run? Keep us updated, will ya? I’m curious to hear if you can turn this one around.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 9:08 pm cheshirecat

        “Enjoy your dyke night.”

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 9:20 pm nomad

        Yeah, I used that cut bait and run line twice. Didn’t think that first post was going to make through moderation.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 6:08 am Zombie Shane

        > “you sound like one of those girls when you say his guy time is for little boys or it’s gay”

        There is NO MORE GUY TIME once the kids are born.

        You dudes who are single simply have no earthly idea as to the overwhelming enormity of the responsibility which comes when that first little baby pushes its head out of the birth canal.

        It is 24×7 lunacy.

        Any dude who can’t concentrate on the well-being [physical, intellectual, emotional, and spiritual] of his offspring and of his woman is a dude who is cruising for a fucking tragic outcome in life.

        Look at the biological father of that lunatic in Santa Barbara – he got bored with that boys’ mother, he got himself a new wife, he got bored with the second wife, he took up a side hobby as a pornographic photographer, and while he was too busy obsessing on his own solipsism – too busy to be keeping an eye on his son’s emotional and spiritual health – his son went out and murdered six completely innocent human beings.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 6:16 am Zombie Shane

        > “My wife and oldest son bought me a shotgun for my birthday.”

        Life is good, my man.

        Life is good.

        You and that boy need to be shooting you some game, and smoke-curing some meat, and tanning some hides, and stitching together some deerskin coats and some coonskin caps.

        And saving them velvety soft little squirrel hides for the detail work around the wrists and the collar and the lapel.

        Fucking Shaft of the Back Woods.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 7:14 am Zombie Shane

        > “I agree that having a girl disrespect you like that should be an immediate next.”

        “DISRESPECT” is a word that I wanted to use.

        This filthy skank whore of a witch has implied that other men slide their erections through your anus and into your rectum.

        That sort of disrespect simply cannot be tolerated.

        To hell with her.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 4:22 pm BlackPoisonSoul

      “Enjoy your lesbian night.”

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 8:24 pm FamilyMan

        As good a response as any, to her ridiculous comment.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 5:07 pm walawala

      @burke Girls who continually disrespect you should be dumped. This is passive-aggressive behavior. I’ve had this and the girls were deeply insecure and made snide remarks.

      Sometimes I’d agree and amplify. But that didn’t work.

      So I’d call them out on this. That also escalated into arguments. In one case the girl would just “break up” at the slightest provocation—typical of Cluster B behaviours.

      In another case, the girl seemed to really get off on seeing me lose my shit. She would really enjoy arguing or as she saw it “debating”…It would never get into name-calling, I would just ask why she saw fit to act this way. I’d call it out.

      In both cases we broke up. In the second case i’m still friends but this girl loves this drama.

      But in both cases it’s more about them than me. I try now to ignore.

      A third more recent girl I used to go out with recently tried to make me feel guilty or shame me for not helping her move. I just see it for what it is—manipulation—and ignore it. But we’re not together anymore so she’s just letting off steam and ignoring is the best strategy.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 5:26 pm blindman

        “Girls who continually disrespect you should be dumped. This is passive-aggressive behavior. I’ve had this and the girls were deeply insecure and made snide remarks.”

        I agree that girls like this are deeply insecure and should be dumped without question. But I wouldn’t even give them the compliment of saying this is passive-aggressive behavior. It isn’t. Pouting and hinting around to make you feel guilty is passive-aggressive. Telling you to enjoy your gay day or anything of that ilk is in your face, ball-busting aggressive and it should not be tolerated.

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      • on May 27, 2014 at 7:23 am Zombie Shane

        Everything that blindman just said, except put it in all caps and bold.

        Then use that software that GBFM uses to read his poetry, and get it into voice mode.

        Then feed it through your 200 watt-per-channel stereo amplifier, and into your Klipschhorns or your 901s or whatever.

        Then turn the volume up to “11”.

        Then listen to what blindman just said.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 9:22 pm Gr8YT

      Buy a BMW, 3 series will suffice, then shoot her from it. That’s the pussy slayers ace in the hole.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm nomad

        @FamilyMan

        I think Gr8YT is from the same social circle as these girls who say things like enjoy your gay day to men they supposedly like.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 9:29 pm nomad

        @Gr8YT

        That’s a good thought though. I’d probably do it if I wasn’t worried about what the neighbors thought.

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 12:30 pm Glengarry

      “That reminds me, take out the garbage when you leave. Bye.” And let the hamster run freeeee.

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  5. on May 26, 2014 at 11:56 am sciences with lisps

    Muscles earned through tough masculine work > gym muscles > no muscles. But that sort of tough masculine work leads to a injuries and a pain-ridden, weak, degenerated body by age 40, so it’s really not worth it.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 1:25 pm the judge

      Yes and arthritis usually. And it takes a long time. And youre usually lopsided and disproportionately muscular and/or strong due to favoring your dominate hand and avoiding an injury.

      in short it gives you popeye arms. All forearm not much bi or tri.

      Fuck that shit.

      and anyway..unless youre doing heavy masonry work or mechanical work odds are youre not doing anything to enhance your muscle size and strength. Just maintaining what you have. And developing carpal tunnel. the monsters you see acting as a fulcrum for 20 ft lengths of galvanized sch 40 6 inch as theyre passed down to them off a delivery truck were monsters long before they touched a pipe.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 2:01 pm Zombie Shane

        You guys think like wage slaves.

        Farmers don’t do manual labor most of the time – they do manual labor when it is needed, and they do it on their own schedule.

        Most of the time they are making all sorts of intellectual calculations – cost of [patented] seed versus seed productivity, cost of [patented] livestock versus livestock productivity, likelihood of drought, likelihood of flooding, Plan A Plan B Plan C Plan D and Plans E F G in case of drought or flooding, likelihood of infestation by Pestilence W Pestilence X Pestilence Y and Pestilence Z, vaccination costs and antibiotic costs and insectide costs and herbicide costs and fungicide costs for the various pestilences, historical market conditions last year throughout the world, current market conditions this year throughout the world, expected currency exchange rate fluctuations, emerging USA competition, emerging world competition, etc etc etc.

        The Amish are landLORDS – the owners of their own lives and especially of their own time.

        They choose when to sit back and think, and when to break out the sweat equity.

        They are not serfs.

        And since they forego usury, they most certainly are not debt slaves.

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  6. on May 26, 2014 at 1:27 pm Overheard At The Disco | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  7. on May 26, 2014 at 1:30 pm The Spirit Within

    Bear Grylls is my role model. He has a great non-gymnasium physique. And he can survive in any terrain.

    “Spending a night at this altitude could be fatal. I’ve got to get to lower ground.”

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 4:53 pm B

      Bear Grylls is a total phony, he sleeps in hotel rooms at night.

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 5:02 pm Director

        There’s nothing wrong with that. Very sensible.

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  8. on May 26, 2014 at 1:32 pm The Spirit Within

    A homosexual guy once told me that on the SF-to-LA AIDS bike ride held every June, the superbuff gay gymrats are passed out on the side of the road by noon on the first day. They can’t do cardio.

    I’ll take his word for it, lol.

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 1:51 pm burke

      it sounds like a wonderful event, get yourself on down there

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      • on May 26, 2014 at 1:56 pm The Spirit Within

        you first, buddy

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 10:00 pm foreskin pulled back with lube so fresh

      that’s what happens when u use lol – an obviously feminine way to express mild amusement that should ideally be kept to yourself

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 4:02 pm Arbiter

      No one can doubt The Socialist Within goes through that event on a bike without a saddle.

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  9. on May 26, 2014 at 1:53 pm corvinus

    “Get back to me when you’re clearing boulders and hoisting A-frames and your Amish wife is shitting your tenth child into one hand while scrubbing your tighty-whiteys on a washboard with the other.”

    Must have been Zombie Shane.

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  10. on May 26, 2014 at 1:53 pm sosueme

    There is no phrase that will ultimately part more legs to expose most quivering flesh than “we are done here. bye”

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  11. on May 26, 2014 at 4:22 pm SRBEL

    Bedded a new chick on Sunday, said I’m like a lumberjack 😉 I grew up farming, now half my job is manual labour, lifting kegs and so on.. I’m not huge but I’m damn strong, and she weighs ~50kg. Less than a keg 😉 haha!

    In my experience, girls saying they hate beards, chest hair etc is a shit test. Post-coitus they’ll play with your beard or chest hair, fascinated, asking dumb questions about it while you fall asleep.

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 4:03 pm Arbiter

      Depends. A lot of guys don’t look good in a beard. And a hairy body is a sign of aging.

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  12. on May 26, 2014 at 6:11 pm dick fuel

    heh

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  13. on May 26, 2014 at 7:14 pm Lovekraft

    Just found out today that Ferdinand Bardamu is back over at Taki’s Mag. Goes by the name of Matt Forney.

    takimag.com/article/soulless_in_santa_barbara_matt_forney#axzz32sDRAuMw

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  14. on May 26, 2014 at 8:08 pm Mistral

    10 lbs of farm muscle is worth 40 lbs of gym muscle.

    À bientôt,

    Mistral

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    • on May 26, 2014 at 10:05 pm gunslingergregi

      but still this fat ass itch was the only person who could beat me in arm wrestling in 6th grade

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  15. on May 26, 2014 at 11:59 pm dog king

    Puffy gym muscles are still pretty strong I would recommend every man do compound lifts such as squat and bench for the hormones. But you don’t get strong dense muscles without having a big property or area to train. I like doing explosive strength training like chucking logs and sprinting with a sled. It makes you feel like you can run through walls and obliterate everyone.

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 4:03 am gunslingergregi

      run through walls man my hats off that is confidense

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  16. on May 27, 2014 at 5:11 am Marcus Redman

    “gunslingergregi” really needs to go off and learn sentences, spelling, and capitalization.

    His post near the top of the comments is simply a throwdown of more or less approximate words that don’t add up to comprehensible prose.

    And, my Christ, his illiteracy doesn’t spare us from the huge volume of his slipshod “efforts”.

    Tell us , “gunslingergregi”, how do you buy clothes with a 28 inch inseam and 44 sleeves? Guess the expense of all that custom tailoring precludes any English lessons.

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 4:07 pm Arbiter

      His kind never learn grammar. An average IQ of 70 in their unmixed state. On the other hand they score the highest in belief in their own capacity, even while testing shows them to have the lowest capacity. I guess overblown self-confidence can be used for something. Too bad concentration and the ability to delay gratification (aka discipline) don’t come with it.

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      • on May 28, 2014 at 2:28 am gunslingergregi

        but yea I have hung out with the average intelligence and genious folks mixed who are willing to be inclusive of everyone and the one who think they are smart who always want to act like they better than everyone
        the ones who don’t talk about intelligence definetly have more fun in life

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      • on May 28, 2014 at 2:34 am gunslingergregi

        I have tested very high but yea arbiter just relax and enjoy yourself I guess you served to
        try to enjoy life ya only live once

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      • on May 28, 2014 at 2:35 am gunslingergregi

        126 gt what was yours?

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      • on May 28, 2014 at 2:45 am gunslingergregi

        I think woman worry most about some kind of status crap
        like when we saw my uncle sis didn’t want me wearing my combat boots. Me uhh that’s who I am its memorial day weekend lol i’m wearing my combat boots.
        talks about making 6k a week.
        but then at end wants to borrow money off me lol
        what the fuck status you got again he he he
        and that’s all the bitches in her business too but I don’t want their lives just the money they make

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    • on May 28, 2014 at 2:24 am gunslingergregi

      yup stupid enough to defend this country just like all the other morons

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  17. on May 27, 2014 at 5:45 am wolfie65

    Amish wife? A-frames? Washboard? You gotta be kiddin’ me, homes. Amish chick = butterface with lumpy body, farm labor produces mostly early arthritis, disability and android-type obesity and I don’t think there’s an ATTRACTIVE woman anywhere in the world who even knows what a washboard is. Unless it’s the one around the midriff of some soap star, in which case she has studied every ripple.
    Gym muscles? Yeah, get back to me when you’re putting your surfboard in your Ferrari, rollin’ down PCH to where 3 bikini babes who could all be Miss Universe are waiting in the sand.

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    • on May 27, 2014 at 1:33 pm John South

      Haha yeah the whole farmer thing sounds better than it is.

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  18. on May 27, 2014 at 6:55 am betterthantheoriginalwally

    I’ve got pretty wicked pipes, but they are just for show. No manual labour for me. Will leave that to the real men. While they are out digging holes in the rain, I am ploughing their wives in the kitchen.

    Women think of muscles in the same way they do about dollars or herpes. They only care that you got them, not how.

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  19. on May 27, 2014 at 7:56 am Gro Haila

    ZS,
    Disagree to some extent. A balance between “me” time and family time has to be struck, otherwise things travel to hell in a handbasket.

    Now, this “me” time has to be about making one stronger/wiser/more successful, obviously.

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