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Thought Experiment

June 14, 2014 by CH

Commenter jack rips a page from Heartistian dark magic texts and presents his own mischievous thought experiment.

I posed this question to my blue pill friends.

Let’s say you’re going to die tomorrow. (Your wife/gf) doesn’t exist. You can have sex with one girl tonight as a grand finale to your life, but she will be random and the ONLY thing you can choose about her is her age.

Nobody picked an age higher than 19.

I said 16.

The interesting thing about jack’s question is that it left the issue of the woman’s beauty unresolved. If you as a man have no idea how a girl will look, you’ll pick a younger girl because you know that whatever a woman’s looks relative to other women, she herself will never look better (read: more fuckable) than when she’s in her late teens. That’s the way to bet.

The law can come down hard, feminists and their manboob flipfloplickers can howl with indignation, white knights can insist to the contrary while steadfastly ignoring the boner putting the lie to their words, but the biological facts of male desire will go on unchanged and irrevocable.

Now, if the question had been posed with the hypothetical girl’s beauty added as a variable, the answers men give would be different:

“a hot 17 year old”

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  1. on June 14, 2014 at 10:40 am Thought Experiment | Manosphere.com

    […] Thought Experiment […]

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 11:18 am burke

      jack’s answer is the correct one

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 5:20 pm oralcummings

        Wrong! As a woman ages she gains in confidence,in grace,in experience. She earns those wrinkles on her face,she has earned those gray hairs.She is more outspoken and knows what she wants in life.She learns to saccept her self and her body,as she is. Maturity is sexy!

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:00 pm Zombie Shane

      Cheating wife’s wedding dress for sale on Gumtree in hilarious advert
      http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/09/cheating-wifes-wedding-dress-for-sale-on-gumtree-in-hilarious-advert-4755220/

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:38 pm Herb

      This truth is well known by every heterosexual male. However, this truth can start to get us in trouble which is why the 20/21 year old was the prime candidate.

      Let me tell you a joke that will cease all the amusement of this latest satire.

      Question: What is the best thing about doing 49 year olds?

      Answer: there are forty of them…

      Bing-bat-shaboom!

      Thank you – thank you…

      Gotta go now.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 12:06 pm redirectto@resist.com

        Mohammed, is that you?

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  2. on June 14, 2014 at 10:44 am Director

    Consent age in most places in Europe is 16.

    Consent in the US might just might have racial purpose.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 3:16 pm tteclod

      Nope. In the US, age of consent is part of the temperance and women’s suffrage movement. File age of consent under proto-feminism, along with prohibition.

      Prior to the 1880’s, age of consent was around 10 or 12 in most states, younger in some.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 4:16 pm corvinus

        I do know that in some states, the age of consent was set at 18 in an attempt to criminalize teen births among NAMs. Not always NAMs; in Idaho, it was set at 18 as a slap at the Mormons.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 5:55 pm tteclod

        Nope, this is still one to lay at the feet of temperance and the suffragettes, both placing foundations for feminism and the Cathedral which follow. Check the dates: the shift comes far too late to blame on Mormons or race-based motivations, but it falls right in line with the beginnings of feminism and the foundations of the Cathedral.

        http://chnm.gmu.edu/cyh/primary-sources/24

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 8:02 pm Director

        Disagree.

        Doesn’t an 18 age of consent allow for a simple statutory rape conviction? You don’t even need to press charges and you can nab Deshawn.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 10:51 pm tteclod

        Goddamnit, all this shit about racist southern whites is such bull I can barely stand it without driving to the nearest carpetbaggers house and murdering his whole self-righteous family. So, here’s the lay of Dixie, for you manboob cunts who can’t manage a simple review of history and culture.

        Southern whites don’t give a fuck about law. Else, how the fuck do you suppose succession happened? If we want to kill somebody, we do. It’s not difficult. A .270 has a pretty good range, the ammo’s affordable, and barrels can be replaced whenever they get “fouled” through use. That the firearms murders attributed to rifles is so low says more about Southern restraint than any other conclusion.Courts are for Yankees cowards.

        No, ya’ll damn fools, we let this shit happened when the preachers and the women convinced us, against our better judgement, that our daughters would live better lives marrying sometime after 18, preferably to some boy who’d bothered to get a “career” first, or survived a Federally-sanctioned war, or had been to some fancy school – or at least the state ag school. Worse, the women suggested marrying those old men wasn’t good for the young girls – ruined their lives somehow; we’ve yet to comprehend that argument. Meanwhile, the girls are supposed to go off to one of the schools for teachers, or secretaries, or some such, and graduate just in time for – either the great depression or WWII – take your pick. That kind of narrative doesn’t include “Deshawn,” ’cause back then, Deshawn was trying his damnedest to be Donald, or David, or anything else worthy of respect, and he kept the fuck clear of your daughter ’cause he knew crossing that line meant a bullet or a noose. And your daughter knew the score, too – and it generally involved an accidental drowning, or a fall off the porch.

        Nowadays our comprehension of race is such that most white fathers are content to play along with the false Cathedral argument that sex before 18 is “very un-good,” just so the girls can see the black boys up close and experience the “misogyny” in all its glory – there’s no better lesson in culture and breeding. Oh, and just so’s you’re not confused by the “law;” it generally permits the young’n’s to fuck among themselves, so Deshawn’s still got a free pass to screw your daughter as long as he’s not too damn old himself, in which case he’s got to settle for the girl you’re paying to get through college – hopefully somewhere rural, white, and mono-cultural. That’s where I’m sending my daughter. I’m hoping she can nab a pre-med before he realizes his full value.

        And if the girl brings home a black man, smart, hardworking, and honest, well he’s probably 25% or so “white” anyway, which is fine since I’m probably part Injun, and at least he’s not a mestizo spic. Yeah, the irony.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 8:07 am cynthia

      What blows my mind is that age of consent is 18, but a girl’s legally able to obtain abortion drugs at 15. What, she’s not old enough to have sex, but she’s old enough to kill her baby?

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 8:57 am javaloco

        Same as proposed Canadian laws that embrace prostitution, including advertising as long ad they meet codes, but criminalize johns regardless of the circumstances.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 10:08 am no

        You can date a girl under 18 who is not a minor in my state if her parents are ok with it. You can also marry a girl as young as 14 if her legal guardian signs off on it.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 4:21 pm Anonymous

      As noted by others, age of consent laws developed at the same time as the early feminist movement. One interpretation is that it is an attempt by established (older) women to restrict competition.

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  3. on June 14, 2014 at 10:52 am Anonymous

    Hardcore, hardwired feminist dykes know this about men and it’s one reason why they hate men. Modern mainstream feminists are clueless about the reality of the penis. The wall is really unfortunate for women.

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  4. on June 14, 2014 at 11:03 am Zombie Shane

    > “she herself will never look better (read: more fuckable)”

    I’d be curious to learn when White girls move into peak “fertility”, in terms of being able to hold a pregnancy a full nine months and produce a healthy child via normal vaginal delivery.

    Prior to a certain age [14? 15? 16?], many White girls aren’t sufficiently physical mature to deliver a baby without major complications.

    Relative to other races, Whites tend to be extremely late bloomers.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 11:17 am burke

      not a sciencematician but a family member is an obgyn in ‘high-risk’ and never has a problem with the 13s, they just ‘pop out’ and the girls recover immediately. the high risk designation comes from our society and political reality, not physiological apparently. but a late-30s early-40s gal, there are real complications and real difficulties and messed-up kids.

      obviously there could be a major mexican skew on the young girl births but for the most part i think if it bleeds it breeds holds true.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 11:43 am Zombie Shane

        > “never has a problem with the 13s, they just ‘pop out’ and the girls recover immediately”

        To my ear, that sounds like armadillos or chimpanzees.

        Or else very low IQ manual labor working class whites, who matured sexually at a very young age.

        If you get a chance, try to tease some demographic information out of them.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 3:22 pm tteclod

        Sorry, guys. Here’s the shocker. “White” girls, by which I guess you mean a subset that historically hails from the Caucasus to Ireland and north, are “good to go” by 13, easy, with exceptions for those not yet “bleeding.” Some of the sub-Saharan’s may skew younger, as may some other particular breeds, but the age we’re taught to prefer in modern society, early 20’s, is about ten years late.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 2:55 pm Harland

        Oh, for fuck’s sake, biology doesn’t have anything to do with ‘lower class’. For a supposed snob patrician you sure are one ignorant motherfucker.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 6:49 pm Montgomery Draxel (@MDraxel)

        “Oh, for fuck’s sake, biology doesn’t have anything to do with ‘lower class’. ”

        Tell that to the blacks and gypsies so they’ll stop being a bunch of criminals. Thanks in advance.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 7:40 pm Zombie Shane

        > “biology doesn’t have anything to do with ‘lower class’.”

        LOL’ed.

        Even among just Whites alone, I would be shocked if the upper classes did not mature at a substantially [statistically very significant] later age than do the lower classes.

        Also, very few of the middle school White girls that I see have gotten anywhere close to their ultimate height and weight.

        Nor have their hips enlarged to the point that I’d feel very confident about a normal vaginal delivery.

        I’d definitely be leaning strongly towards a caesarean at that age.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 11:20 pm Mark Slater

        The primary factor in premature physical/sexual development in girls is the absence of the father. This seems to hold up across the races.

        Source: National Fatherhood Initiative

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:25 pm John Derbyshire

      My mum was a professional nurse in English public hospitals, the patients mostly working-class, 1930-1972. She worked all the wards, including gynie. Told me the 16-yr-old girls popped out babies with no trouble, all the difficulties were with “elderly prime-ips.” That was the Brit ob-gyn profession’s actual term of art (yep) for thirtysomething first-time mothers.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 5:36 pm Carlos Danger

        You also see it in their bodies. Women that have kids in their teens seldom get stretch marks or show much evidence of childbearing. Not so much with older women. Some can still manage it, if they stay fit and exercise during pregnancy, but these are the exceptions.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 7:31 pm Trimegistus

        “Prime-ips” from “Primis Partum” = “first pregnancy.” Latin because it sounds more doctory.

        Friend of mine who did a residency at an inner-city hospital concurs: the fifteen-year-old moms were fully recovered from their pregnancies within a matter of weeks.

        Point this out to your sisters and daughters: it’s easier to have kids and then a career.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 7:44 pm Zombie Shane

        > “Friend of mine who did a residency at an INNER-CITY hospital concurs: the fifteen-year-old moms were fully recovered from their pregnancies within a matter of weeks.”

        Fifteen-year-old NEGRO females are roughly equivalent to 18- or 19- or 20-year old White females.

        Just because it works for the Negro doesn’t mean that you should extrapolate and assume that it will necessarily work at the same age for Whites.

        At least not without first correcting for race.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 1:44 am _Aragorn (@_Aragorn)

        My wife, who had all of our kids in her 20s, had extraordinarily healthy pregnancies. She actually seemed to get more fit with each kid. Her sisters, who had kids in their 30s, spent years just trying to conceive and all had pregnancy difficulties.

        I can only imagine if my wife had kids in her teens, she would have been supermom. But then also not had doctor of Medicine so I think the trade was worth it. (I married an early bloomer who graduated high school at 16 and had her MD at 21.)

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:11 am Zombie Shane

        > “the patients mostly working-class, 1930-1972”

        Again, that will get back to the question of whether the working class girls of that era matured physically at a [very statistically significantly] earlier age than did the upper class girls.

        And since you’ve had a fairly strong caste system in England going back to the dawn of recorded history, there will surely to be an enormous amount of genetic segregation between the working class girls and the upper class girls.

        Or maybe not.

        But I bet there is.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:18 am Zombie Shane

        You know, another thought just dawned on me.

        And this would have the same underlying motivation in both England [to protect the upper class girls from the lower class boys] and in the USA [to protect the white girls from the NAM boys]: It could also be the case that the upper class whites BOYS mature at a [very statistically significantly] later age than do the lower class white BOYS.

        So it could also be that the legislators were trying to preserve the virginity of the upper class white girls for when the upper class white boys finally caught up to the physical maturation of the lower classes and the lesser races.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:22 am Zombie Shane

        And then one final possibility.

        Certainly the legislators would all have come from the upper classes, and so their only personal [anecdotal] experience would have been with upper class physical maturation, and it may never even have dawned on them that the lower classes matured at a younger age.

        Well, two final possibilities.

        Maybe it did dawn on them, and they were using the higher ages of legal consent as a tool to try to depress lower class fertility?

        To keep the lower classes from out-breeding them too badly in the race for supremacy at the ballot box in a Demos Kratia [rule of the mob]?

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:40 am gunslingergregi

        your really reachin on the class shit
        does it matter if my dad is a tested supergenious if people who would test stupid are doing better than him now
        does it matter that I have kings in my lineage
        he always would talk about the next door neighbors buying shit on credit or whatever or didn’t know how to spend money but yet they got more shit than he does now and have always made more loot than him since moving to this shithole and they have no degrees
        he would encourage me to get college degree for what?
        all those people that did there time in jobs that have a retirement are collecting a retirement check now
        he ain’t collecting shit
        ya don’t get a retirement check for starting a bunch of businesses and making lots of money and losing it all
        who is smarter?
        i’m fucking retired no degree.
        life is funny kind of somewhat especially for people who think they better than someone else
        better prove that shit every fucking day
        not just think it

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:42 am nydwracu

        And since you’ve had a fairly strong caste system in England going back to the dawn of recorded history, there will surely to be an enormous amount of genetic segregation between the working class girls and the upper class girls.

        Doubt it. Continuous downward mobility.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:49 am gunslingergregi

        2 sisters both supersmart testing but yet they ain’t getting no check in the future either and both gonna be just like my dad if they don’t make their own shit happen and the fact that my sis that supposedly making good money and I have seen make 25k in a weekend asked me to borrow money recently tells me they gonna be in the same boat
        the one that asked to borrow money believes a lot in class and worries about class and shit like that yea she went to collage bla bla who gives a fuck

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 6:54 am gunslingergregi

        neither one of my sisters have had kids both believe work is a great thing lol
        so yea the type of woman who won’t get you for child support
        but they will hit their brother up lol
        so yea these smart genes gonna die out in this family

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:02 am gunslingergregi

        called my younger sis this morning after I heard yesterday she got two cats
        i’m like wtf let me call this bitch
        I said take the fucking cats and make wherever the fuck you got em from readopt those fucking things
        she like I actually like cats
        i’m no your not allowed to be a cat lady I told you to move out there to get with some dude and start a family
        get rid of the cats meet some dudes
        she like now its dudes
        i’m like yea got to find one that fits
        she laughin
        then she tells me she no sure if she wants kids doesn’t think she wants kids
        i’m like wtf you are not me I can pop out kids till i’m 95 you are a woman with a fucking time limit
        she like have you been talking to people and they telling you that
        i’m like no when dad said you got cats I called that’s me talkin
        anyway I don’t know I guess my dads divorce and the crazy shit that happened might of just killed our line
        like I told him he should of came in with a shotgun and killed his family like a real man supposed to do in those situations

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:06 am Reco

        Yes women even have a disease that affects their womb if they don’t have children before 30 it’s called endometriosis it is literally tissue that wraps around the ovaries and attach to her uterus it’s kind of like cobwebs in her womb.

        It’s almost like a natural IUD to keep her from having babies later in life. But of course modern medicine can clean that stuff up and get them having babies well into their forties.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:08 am gunslingergregi

        fuck I don’t want my sis being a cat lady wtf man holy shit
        she might as well of stayed here if she ain’t gonna do shit else
        maybe she needs on some drugs all the addicts have kids or having kids or want kids
        wtf is up with this shit
        should I encourage her to be a drug addict
        so she pops some kids then maybe can quit lol

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:22 am gunslingergregi

        i’m concerned about my sis
        any advice on what I should do
        another comment got eaten
        ch any thoughts bro

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:44 am Zombie Shane

        > “i’m no your not allowed to be a cat lady I told you to move out there to get with some dude and start a family”

        Keep hitting this angle. Relentlessly.

        Just use the right temperament and tone of voice for your sister [serious vs sarcastic, gentle vs angry, hilarious vs tragic – you know her better than we do – use the line of attack which works best on her].

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:45 am Zombie Shane

        Also, get proactive – become a matchmaker – double dates and dinner parties and shit featuring excellent suitors for her.

        You could even help her with her “Game” chat on match.com and tinder and wherever – help her to learn to filter out the PUAs and to concentrate on the decent guys.

        And get her into a big church with a healthy youth dating scene.

        PS: And throw in a tactical drive-by 9mm massacre of those infernal cats.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 8:18 am PA

        Gunslinger: arrange for her to casually meet people with cute babies. The closer she is to thirty, the more this will work.

        John Derbyshire: good to see The Derb pop by. The man is one of the founders of the awesomeness of the modern alt-Right, including CH.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 8:51 am Zombie Shane

        > “Gunslinger: arrange for her to casually meet people with cute babies. The closer she is to thirty, the more this will work.”

        Excellent advice.

        But also have some quality White guys there, ready to provide the seed.

        You don’t want her to leave the baby party in such a horny state that she promptly mudsharks herself with the first chimpanzee that she meets on the street.

        PS: GSGI, just talking in generalities here. Not trying to disrespect your sister.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 1:46 pm gunslingergregi

        yea think i’m gonna go visit her
        thnk

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  5. on June 14, 2014 at 11:23 am Opus

    Even before reading to the end I knew it had to be 17 – not that 16 is bad nor 18.

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  6. on June 14, 2014 at 11:28 am immoralgables

    30 Day Challenge Day Update: Day 14

    A few thoughts:

    I’m doing a lot more daygame and just working smarter/not harder as I can’t let this screw up my work-life…

    A lot of this just comes down to having a positive mental state. Some days when I’m sidewalk pimping I feel like I don’t deserve to approach some of these girls and who am I to intrude on their daily life.

    Other days I feel good about myself and it’s like I’m bringing value to these girls by just approaching with my cheeky opener. And that seeps into the interactions as well…

    Then again, to go from negative to positive can require you to fucking work through those sets when you have low energy and don’t feel entitled. But lo and behold, the bolder the sets and the harsher the blowouts and all of a sudden the adrenaline rush is pumping your mental state which allows the next set to develop into an instadate or the “IG Daygame Day 2 Close” on the spot.

    In regards to night-game…I’m not pushing myself like I ought to. I went to meatpacking dist solo on Thurs night and just went through the motions of getting adjusted to that kind of scene, approaching sets of various types and making friends with the doorman or the cig-smokers. I’m doing an RSD hotseat tho and let’s see if that and YaReally’s Drills (https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/10/15/the-wickedest-links-6/#comment-487655) can push me to pick up the slap.

    Btw, the RSD Motivation youtube series before work and the RSD Blueprint during commutes is helping w/ inner game.

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  7. on June 14, 2014 at 11:38 am cryo

    36.

    Teenage girls are immature and unattractive, real men desire distinguished and educated professional women with high status careers and BWAHAHAHAAHA just playin

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 1:30 pm Greg Eliot

      And don’t forget… confidence is sexy, and all bodies are good.

      LOZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZL

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 6:41 am Knowbody

        Real women have curves IE 40 lbs of gelatinous fat and cellulite

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:13 pm Cortesar

      But perhaps she has the spirit of 18 years old who writes in her dairy

      “He has such good body and he has really really good legs Butt… And he is slim tall and good skin. Pierce blue eyes which I love. Love his eyes. Also I love his power on the stage… and what else and what else and what else… [all sic]”

      Before opening the link take a wild guess who the object of admiration is
      Must be Apollon himself you’d say

      http://tinyurl.com/lcbupbu

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  8. on June 14, 2014 at 11:38 am Zombie Shane

    GIVE YOUR WOMAN ORGASMS OR ELSE YaReally WILL:

    4 Lies the Church Taught Me About Sex
    Girls don’t care about sex and three other lies I’ve had to unlearn.
    http://www.relevantmagazine.com/life/relationships/4-lies-church-taught-me-about-sex

    In that article, a virgin bride Evangelical girl is complaining that her Evangelical hubby just ain’t getting it done downstairs.

    BTW, in real life, I know a twenty-something chick who went out on a date recently with an Evangelical boy, and he was so sexually inexperienced that it completely freaked her out and she never dated him again.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 5:49 pm YaReally

      How to bang a girl who’s only had one sexual partner who’s been dragged out to the bar for a Girls’ Night Out:

      “Oh wow you’ve only been with one guy? That’s really impressive, most girls have to sleep with a few guys before they figure out what they really like in bed. You’re so lucky that the first guy you slept with can get you off in bed, the first partner I had sex with was terrible lol but I couldn’t tell because I didn’t have any frame of reference for what good sex was…everyone was like “wow sex is amazing” and I was like “uhh it’s okay I guess” lol

      Oh? You’ve never really gotten off with him? Well I’m sure he’s trying, I mean you guys have role played right? No? Well he lets you have toys doesn’t he? Oh he’s jealous of those? Huh…

      Well he’s probably trying. You’re probably HIS first too, right? So he doesn’t–oh what? You’re NOT his first? Oh that’s weird…are you ever intimidated that he has more sexual experience than you? Well he probably doesn’t compare you to other girls he’s had sex with, if he’s talking about marriage already then you don’t need to try other guys or experiment because he’s already decided for you that you guys have good sex, so really that saves you a lot of trouble ’cause it can be hard to find someone who really turns you on, and that you’re attracted to, and that you have this amazing sexual chemistry with when you’re around them…

      I don’t know, I mean personally I think we should all explore our sexual sides before we commit to someone so that we know that person is the right one for us. I don’t mean you and I, I’m totally not the kind of guy you’d want to sleep with…you saw those other girls that I was kissing, I’m not the commitment type and you’d never hear from me again after tonight…even your friends wouldn’t know about us playing around, you wouldn’t want to be stuck with a big secret like that.”

      It’s even easier if her girlfriends are party girls because for them to act slutty they need HER to slut it up so they don’t feel judged…like how fat chicks will try to get their skinny friend to fatten up so they can feel okay about themselves. So her friends will HELP you fuck her telling her she needs to try another guy before she settles down and don’t you want to see more than one cock aren’t you curious blah blah because if she fucks some random dude then she’s no longer pristine and perfect and they don’t feel like she can judge their hooking up behavior.

      I mean fuck, I didn’t even click your link until just now to skim it and literally the first paragraph is basically her brain dump of everything my routine up there pokes at:

      “As someone who waited until I was married to have sex, I was assured that I would be guaranteed an easy and rewarding sex life. When reality turned out to be different, I was disappointed and disillusioned. Only through gradual conversations with other married friends did I realize I wasn’t alone.

      I started to wonder if maybe the expectations themselves were wrong. Maybe what I’d been told or inferred about post-marital sex simply wasn’t true.”

      lol Imagine that girl gets dragged to a bar for a birthday or some shit with her girlfriends, she’s had a drink or two and danced and she’s in a good state having fun and there’s sex in the air all around her because of the environment. And then a guy like me comes along, after she wrote this blog article that says this first paragraph, and I start going into the shit I wrote above, hitting every damn chord in her mind.

      Shit, that whole article is gold. I would just quote parts of that directly to a “Good Girl” lol That’s hilarious.

      Anyway, ya, get your girl off. Give her good sex. It’s not hard, I’m not some high-energy crazy sex-machine that can rail away for hours. Watch Squirting 101, read Sex God Method, read My Secret Garden and its’ sequel, read some chick erotica like 50 Shades of Grey, watch some lesbian porn, watch some fucked up hardcore domination porn…You should be making her orgasm like 3-6 times when you hook up (unless she’s the type where her body gets too sensitive to touch after she cums, and even then you can chill and cuddle and have her get you off for a while and then probably give her a 2nd orgasm once her body settles a bit).

      I’ve had girls give their girlfriends’ my number or bring them out to party just because they’re like “you need to have sex with this guy”. A fuckbuddy from back home txted me a few weeks ago that her friend is passing thru my city and she told her about our bedroom shit and she wants to hook up…she doesn’t even KNOW me, but it’s because I don’t half-ass the bedroom shit and I don’t subscribe to the whole retarded “she’ll be happy if I’m happy, who cares if she gets off” notion that some guys have (especially in the Manosphere, where it’s “cool” to be super aloof and not give a shit about girls or actively hate them instead of WANTING to give them some pleasure).

      The biggest key to being good in bed is actually LIKING women lol

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      • on June 17, 2014 at 1:07 pm Kant

        Couldn’t agree more with this. I have girls tell me all the time that they hate that they still hook up with me because I won’t commit but can’t stop because the sex is too good and they actually cum (most guys don’t know what they’re doing and a lot don’t even try / could care less). Definitely helps that the manosphere and Roosh retards tells men then shouldn’t even bother to pleasure girls.

        Don’t you guys want repeat business? come on

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      • on June 17, 2014 at 1:28 pm newlyaloof

        Squirting 101. Any direct links to that sh!t? Not trying to fry the work network with some virus shit from a shady link. Sex God Method was awesome stuff. My Secret Garden was insane, but I see more clearly now as a result of them.

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  9. on June 14, 2014 at 11:58 am Shawn

    There’s many guys who would choose a very young teen for the novelty of taking her virginity.

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  10. on June 14, 2014 at 12:04 pm Rambhola

    I always had a thing for high school chicks who look so hot in their school skirts. I’d go for a babe who’s not younger than 15 and not older than 18. Bonus point for a tight ass and handful boobs.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 12:28 pm Sparks

      It was strange that as I hit my late 30’s suddenly teenage girls (who I had virtually ignored in my 20’s) started looking extremely fuckable, certainly more than they did when I was at school. And I know I’m not the only one who feels that way. Unfortunately our society has decided that any man who thinks sexually about a female aged under 18 is automatically a perverted criminal. It sickens me.

      They had it right in the old days – women were married off at 13/14, in fact in Roman times it was customary for men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens (the lucky bastards) in order to ensure children and that the wives could look after their husbands in old age. The thought of marrying a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen makes me nauseous.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 1:17 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      High school, hot school. Same thing.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:25 pm Sparks

      It was strange that as I hit my late 30’s suddenly teenage girls (who I had virtually ignored in my 20’s) started looking extremely fuckable, certainly more than they did when I was at school. And I know I’m not the only one who feels that way. Unfortunately our society has decided that any man who thinks sexually about a female aged under 18 is automatically a pervert and a criminal.

      They had it right in the old days – women were married off at 13/14, in fact in Roman times it was customary for men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens (the lucky bastards) in order to ensure children and that the wives could look after their husbands in old age. Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous.

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 3:13 pm Sparks

        Don’t know why that posted twice :/

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  11. on June 14, 2014 at 12:44 pm Jay in DC

    OT: But I just read an article at Taki about this chick.

    I really didn’t know too much about her, but once I read the article and her bio. Christ on a crutch.

    If you want to see “hypergamy incarnate”, I can find no better example. Poor chink from some hovel city to well… read.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng_Murdoch

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 3:29 pm tteclod

      ” In 1988, she abandoned her medical studies and travelled to the United States to study, with Jake and Joyce Cherry sponsoring her student visa[9] (Jake later became Deng’s first husband).”

      Yep, this is the kind of crap that amazes me. Why would anybody marry the slut?

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 2:28 am Kirk Parker

      Deng? For a moment I thought she might have been South Sudan Dinka.

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  12. on June 14, 2014 at 12:46 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

    All your teens are belong to us.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 1:39 pm Amy

      Ugh, those girls are young. It’s not right.

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  13. on June 14, 2014 at 12:58 pm Scott

    Sounds about right. For a while, I thought my libido was gone. Being surrounded by stinky old men and women in suits all day, could you blame me?

    Well, recently I went to a local mall where teen girls congregate. Turns out my libido’s still in overdrive (given the right stimulus).

    I remember being super depressed on high school graduation day. Seeing these 17 and 18 year old girls surrounded by their aging relatives, thinking, “You will never be as lovely as you are now. We will never be here again.”

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 1:51 pm Cuckinglinguist

      That was depressing

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:05 pm Ian

      Similar experience in a LTR – thought a hot fiancé stopped my eye from wandering, until two hot 18 year-olds came to town. First times I’ve reflexively flirted in years.

      More cruel than depressing, was running into the homecoming queen, ten years later. They really are like lightning bugs.

      I’ve decided my sons will never miss a day of high school. No video or board games allowed, two non-coed sports max, no studying alone, never having a curfew. It’s only fair.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:54 am Zombie Shane

        > “two non-coed sports max”

        That’s a tough call.

        If you’re a football player, then you get first dibs on the cheerleaders.

        But good God almighty, there is no end to the poontang in competitive swimming.

        Tough call.

        [In swimming, the really tough part for the adolescent boys is in not walking around in their Speedos with a pernanent boner…]

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  14. on June 14, 2014 at 1:23 pm Erudite Knight

    The largest problem is the fact that society heavily looks down on dropping into the little league, so much that you will potentially get hit with legal ramifications based on how you tread.

    Notably, girls are also raised to think that an older guy hitting on them is weird – it takes a few years to unlearn this.

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  15. on June 14, 2014 at 1:33 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

    “Went down the block to get a Patra Burger. The Echo Park Christmas parade was going on. Teen cheerleaders shimmying down Sunset. Mexican Christmas carols play out of Mustangs. Short skirts. Yoga pants. Fifteen years old, tops. Like all straight men, I am powerfully sexually attracted to underage girls. Far more than to women of legal age. If you aren’t, say so in the comments. I’ll know everything else you say is also a lie.

    It’s natural, but I feel like a miscreant. Three blocks to Patra Burger. Looking, trying not to look like I’m looking. Young girls shaking their asses in tiny skirts and little black underwear. Lifting one another up to give us all a panty shot. I strain to get an image I can remember. High school freshman’s sweaty taint up in the air with another girl’s hot palm jammed in it. Heaven. Clear skin, long shiny hair. Little budding tits. Firm little apple asses. The nineteen year olds taking veiny cock in porn look like crones in comparison. Any woman of legal age is already past her peak.”

    Quoted for truth from: http://delicioustacos.com/2013/12/15/underage-ass/

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:39 pm ho

      “The nineteen year olds taking veiny cock in porn look like crones in comparison. Any woman of legal age is already past her peak.”

      Slight exaggaration.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 7:59 am Zombie Shane

      > “Little budding tits.”

      Danger Will Robinson.

      That’s getting just a little too young there.

      Let’s let those mammaries become fully mature before we move in for the kill.

      Otherwise the FBI is going to start delivering warrants to our ISPs concerning our IP addresses.

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  16. on June 14, 2014 at 1:48 pm Cuckinglinguist

    Incredibly vague question. Myself i do not get boners when I look at a plane jane 17 yo. However, if she has curious cock eyes , a perky lil set and pokey bum…. Rape Choke.

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  17. on June 14, 2014 at 2:33 pm Thought Experiment | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  18. on June 14, 2014 at 2:39 pm no

    The few studies I have seen put the women in the youngest age group ahead of the older. For me, I’ve seen some women look better at 20-23 and others looked better at 14-16.

    I can’t confirm this, but I’ve heard that the average age for a Miss World contestant is 15.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Young

    Miss Universe contestants have to be 18, I think the average age is 20.

    http://akinokure.blogspot.com/2008/06/age-of-beauty-pageant-contestants.html

    In other news, this article had my chuckles..

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired/

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-interacting-with-woman-leave-man-cognitively-impaired/

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  19. on June 14, 2014 at 3:00 pm Harland

    The opposite:

    “Let’s say you’re going to die tomorrow. (Your husband/bf) doesn’t exist. You can have sex with one man tonight as a grand finale to your life, but he will be random and the ONLY thing you can choose about him is his age, height, and weight.”

    Then disregard the last two pieces of data. They are only there to ensure that the woman doesn’t get a married beta fattie.

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  20. on June 14, 2014 at 3:02 pm cobra the pirate

    I just asked this thought experiment to my wife. She’s 19, me 31. She responded 35. I would choose 16.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 11:21 pm Cuckinglinguist

      So did you answer 16 to her?

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 8:15 pm cobra the pirate

        No, i didn’t Said anything but we 5 year’s Together

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 6:51 am Knowbody

        WTF..you were 26 and she was 14 when you got together??

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      • on June 17, 2014 at 5:40 am cobra the pirate

        We married with her parents consent 4 years ago.Obviously ,That was in another country.

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  21. on June 14, 2014 at 3:06 pm Retrenched

    Also consider that the only females who wish they looked older than they do are all girls under 16. No female over the age of 16 wishes she looked older than she does.

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  22. on June 14, 2014 at 3:29 pm Rum

    “She was just 17, you know what I mean…”

    And BTW, the Kurdish people are on the cusp of having a Homeland, and direct control of a massive amount of oil. The Force is with them.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:19 pm corvinus

      Iraq is a large Bosnia. The borders there are completely ridiculous, and to think that the USA paid through the nose to keep those sacrosanct borders intact… gah. (bangs head on wall)

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 12:27 am burke

        ever notice how everywhere else in the world, diversity is the accepted reason we can’t be expected to bring peace to the region? bosnia, afghanistan, iraq, etc etc etc.

        but in the united states we are expected to ingest every bottom feeding refugee from every global toilet and never ask them to assimilate, and then pretend it’s our ‘strength’ and not our downfall.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:41 pm ho

      “And BTW, the Kurdish people are on the cusp of having a Homeland, and direct control of a massive amount of oil.”

      >implying that’s a good thing

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 5:10 pm Rum

        Shopping malls in Erbil (Kurdistan) are open 365 days a year.. Also, there is virtually no crime there. Merchants leave there stuff out when they take a break. Sala-hadin, the greatest leader the M. East ever had,was Kurdish.
        3 out of 3 is not a bad start.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 5:12 pm Rum

        Owning lots of oil is definitely a good thing – for the right sort of people.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 12:34 pm Zombie Shane

        ALPHAS DISPATCH WITH BETAS:

        ISIS photographs detail execution of Iraqi soldiers (WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS)
        http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3167998/posts

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 8:25 am Zombie Shane

      I was trying to make this point on another recent thread – how this ISIS/ISIL phenomenon is a stunning display of Game Theory and Evo-Psych and epi-sociology in action: A very small band of determined committed relentless Alpha sociopaths in ISIS/ISIL is cutting right through a TRILLION dollar state-of-the-art Iraqi army staffed by Beta and Gamma herbling manboob dweebs, just like a knife through hot butter.

      And you can see why the bitchez would be sexually attracted to the ISIS/ISIL murderers – what bitch in her right mind would want to have her children fathered by a Beta/Gamma who is such a coward that he can’t summon the courage to shoot an Alpha sociopath, can’t summon the courage to flee in terror from an Alpha sociopath, and instead panics and curls up in the fetal position and [apparently willingly] allows the Alpha sociopath to BEHEAD him?

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 8:27 am Zombie Shane

      BTW, in addition to the possibility of an independent Kurdistan, there is also a very real possibility that Iran could move in here and annex BAGHDAD itself.

      And if that happens, then you’re talking about a Shiite regional superpower.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 8:40 am Zombie Shane

        And it wouldn’t even amount to a Sunday afternoon drive in the tanks for Iran to move in and seize Basrah and the narrow corridor of pipelines out to the Gulf.

        This is what happens when you elect an on-the-down-low dope-smoking quota-hire diarrhea-colored sodomite as President.

        With purple ears and purple lips, no less.

        Whose only previous notable career accomplishment was “activist-ing” to try to remove the asbestos from the Altgeld Gardens public housing project.

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 5:37 pm herbling

        Wahhabi Islam is Obama.

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 2:25 pm corvinus

        What ISIS is doing is burying the stupid artificial state of Iraq, driving a stake into its heart, and burying it. Kurdistan, Sunnistan, and Shiastan are being born as we speak. All the money in the world can’t put Iraq back together again.

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  23. on June 14, 2014 at 3:46 pm Mark Minter

    I read something on an Evolutionary Psych page that explains older men’s preference for younger women. It said that as men get older the preference for ever younger women is an adaptation where subconsciously the older man is aware of corruption in his genetic material due to age, and by seeking ever younger women, he compensates with her less corrupted eggs.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 4:01 pm AKA

      IDK. I would think that ALL men regardless of age simply want the freshest eggs. Hell I want the freshest eggs at the supermarket as well.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 7:15 pm thwack

      Mark Minter

      I read something on an Evolutionary Psych page that explains older men’s preference for younger women. It said that as men get older the preference for ever younger women is an adaptation where subconsciously the older man is aware of corruption in his genetic material due to age, and by seeking ever younger women, he compensates with her less corrupted eggs.
      ———————————————————————————————-

      Does this same dynamic explain why white MEN “race mix?”

      subconsciously the white man is aware he is in the shallow end of the gene pool and by seeking ever darker women, he compensates with her more genetically diverse eggs.

      *just askin*

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 7:04 am Knowbody

        Shallow end of the gene pool HA!

        Explain the struggle in Detroit and then explain the average age and race of Apollo 11 launch control.

        Easy, each are the result when you remove their muzzle. 26 year old white men put men on the moon with the same computing power as a modern day graphing calculator, the other makes a major US city pretty much unlivable. NASA Mission control now would be forced to hire 10% women and 15% brown people for the feeeeeeeeeeeeeels

        Which sports illustrated swimsuit editioni and playboy issue had a majority dark skinned women spread? Marketing is color blind unless it’s green and they will produce what is proven to fly off the shelves

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 8:32 am thwack

        The Apollo manned moon landing missions were nothing more than jooish theater; but since the stars were white men, you fell for it.

        Is this how you behave after you return from walking on the moon?

        or when you are telling a huge lie to the entire world?

        PS– Neil Armstrong has no grave site you can visit.

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 11:55 am Nicole

        Knowbody, if you put a bunch of geniuses in a room where they can only breed with each other, in 3000 years, they will probably be smarter than average, but probably not the fittest overall.

        Y’all need to let that stat go while your women are shagging the sped section of the African slave descendant gene pool.

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  24. on June 14, 2014 at 3:50 pm Anonymous age 72

    On a men’s board some time ago, they were discussing at what age girls were the most attractive. I said, age 15, and it’s all down hill from there. My point was, don’t think in terms of LTR with 15 year olds, because it goes away fast. In the US, by age 18 there is already a lot of nasty, and it gets worse with age.

    I took a lot of insults, pervert, the usual. It never seemed to occur to anyone, that I noticed the 15 peak back in 1957. Apparently, we old guys are supposed to forget everything we learned in our youth.

    Here in Mexico, when I was 64, a 14 year old girl fell head over heels in love with me. Scared me half to death, hee, hee.

    And, I suspect that now a 16 year old is in love with me.

    I have been married 38 years, and have been faithful to my wife for all 38 years. Not because I am a saint, because I ain’t, heh, heh. But,, because I don’t want the drama and stress related to being unfaithful It’s for me, not for my wife.

    But, once in a while, I must admit it does start to seem like a good idea! Hee, hee.

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  25. on June 14, 2014 at 4:06 pm Mark Minter

    Also in Colombia, the age of consent is 14. As long as a Colombian (I specify “Colombian” because under US Federal law it is illegal for any American to have sex with a woman under 18 anywhere on the planet) doesn’t drug her or get her drunk, or lie to her and tell her he will marry her then back out, any girl over 14 is fair game. So the men are shooting the shit, or a line of high school girls comes walking by, then they talk of “meses” (months) as in “Cuantos Meses quieres?” ( How many “months” do you like?). There is a lot of change in a girl across a year, so a 15 year old is not the same as a even 15.5 year old. So thus the desire for increased granularity. So the system is multiply the years since the birthday times 12, then add the months since the birthday, then throw away the “100”, leaving some number like “68” which would be a 14 year old girl on her birthday. The conversation can get quite animated as the guys compare the virtue of an “80” vs an “85”. I don’t recall there being a problem with the system once the number would go over 99, meaning a girl about 5 months shy of her 17th birthday. The general thought among the Colombian men is that they get too bitchy around 95 “meses”.

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  26. on June 14, 2014 at 4:49 pm Bob Wallace

    As the rabbi told Woody Allen, the best thing in life is blonde 12-year-old girls, two whenever possible.

    That’s rabbis, though.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:47 pm Zombie Shane

      Are you sure that the rabbi didn’t say “blonde 12-year-old BOYS”?

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 7:58 pm Herb

        I do believe that that would be eight days old…
        http://newsaxon.org/index.php?do=/Swaz/blog/the-jewish-ritual-of-rabbi-penis-sucking/

        However, you may be confused with Mohammed practices.

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      • on June 14, 2014 at 8:45 pm gunslingergregi

        that is some crazy shit wtf getting your first dick sucking at birth from an old dude
        I guess can kind of see how circumcision started
        imagine the fucked up repressed memory from that shit nm getting your junk cut

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 5:41 pm herbling

        “I guess can kind of see how circumcision started”

        It is wrong to think the original circumcision was born of that practice. The “rabbi” didn’t invent that till after the Babillionian captivity.

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  27. on June 14, 2014 at 7:10 pm Johnycomelately

    The powers that be don’t won’t older men to cohort with younger women as it would ruin cultural indoctrination.

    Once a husbands dominance is imprinted in the mind all the Dolce Gabbana commercials in the world won’t make a difference.

    It’s all about social entrainment.

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    • on June 14, 2014 at 7:48 pm Zombie Shane

      ^THIS!!!!!

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    • on June 16, 2014 at 11:42 am Nicole

      It would also kill young men’s hopes of getting laid before they were financially stable.

      The illusions must be maintained.

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  28. on June 14, 2014 at 8:23 pm blogster

    there is youth and there is beauty. as i look at those i would bang, i realised that this category could be broken down into those with one, the other or both. so i have seen chicks who with youth and reasonable looks are bangable. plus 7-8 years but and they become borderline/non-bangable.

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  29. on June 14, 2014 at 9:18 pm whorefinder

    You know what’s bad about banging a 23 year old?

    NOTHING!!!

    (except wishing she was 18)

    Rape!

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  30. on June 14, 2014 at 10:35 pm Frank Lee

    “Teenage girls are immature and unattractive, real men desire distinguished and educated professional women with high status careers”
    You forgot “Males who find teens attractive are latent, if not actual, pedophiles.” Heh.

    “I always had a thing for high school chicks who look so hot in their school skirts.”
    You and many many millions of Japanese males.

    “Like all straight men, I am powerfully sexually attracted to underage girls. Far more than to women of legal age.”
    For me it depends on the girl. Some look better at 19 than, say, 16. Some are even attractive pre-menses, e.g., Lawn Dogs, A Beautiful Mind. In some scenes in the former where the script has Barton talking like a mature adult, she seems ten years older than her actual age.

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  31. on June 14, 2014 at 10:43 pm Frank Lee

    ..and that pixie look did not endure, *sob*

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  32. on June 15, 2014 at 1:12 am Thought Experiment | Truth and contradictions |...

    […] Commenter jack rips a page from Heartistian dark magic texts and presents his own mischievous thought experiment. I posed this question to my blue pill friends. Let’s say you’re going to die tomorrow.  […]

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  33. on June 15, 2014 at 1:23 am _Aragorn (@_Aragorn)

    I remember leafing through an ex-girlfriend’s magazine 20 years ago, and seeing a survey asking men “if you could have sex with a 15-year old girl with no negative consequences, would you?” and 85% of men said yes. (why it wasn’t 100%, I have no idea.) Deep down women know they hit their peak pretty early, and it’s all downhill from there.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 5:06 am anonymous does not forgive

      The other 15% of men thought the survey was a sting

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 2:28 pm corvinus

        ^This.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 3:05 pm Zombie Shane

      > “15-year old girl… (why it wasn’t 100%, I have no idea.)”

      C’mon, 15 can be a tad young.

      By 17, all but the latest of the late bloomers have caught up.

      But at 15, there are still some girls in braces with flat chests and acne all over their faces.

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 7:09 am Knowbody

        Wishful thinking…I’m sure when the question was asked the immediate thought is they were assumed anatomically mature.

        I know if I was asked I wouldn’t picture “brace face with flat chest and acne.”

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 11:39 am Nicole

        I think you are wrong. Ideals aside, sexually most men would prefer a young lady who is just before full sexual maturity. It is natural to be attracted to the ones most likely to be as yet untouched. It’s not about right or wrong.

        The green look was the look of feminism back in the 20’s. One of the ways they sold female sexual “freedom” was with the promise of women who were super low fat and would look like young teenagers forever and ever, giving them sex for free.

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  34. on June 15, 2014 at 3:58 am sethyyy

    CH, I’d like to see you do a piece on the cashless economy and pros and cons for it. I don’t believe its a good idea and can see it coming in the near future. I like many of your ‘game’ pieces, but the rapidity at which things are going down these days means that personal liberties and human rights of the individual are becoming a laughing joke. After all, a totalitarian society most likely isn’t one where most guys have the liberty to enjoy poosey – they’re too busy dying in slavery to the machine.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 5:52 am gunslingergregi

      totalitarian = easier to get putty
      my other comment eaten to explain

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  35. on June 15, 2014 at 4:19 am Anonymous

    Oh lookee! Looney Lynn is back!

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  36. on June 15, 2014 at 6:31 am martin

    About 35 years ago as a teenager I was with my relatives at a beach resort popular with working class/lower middle class types. It might have been the Isle of Wight in Southern England, I can’t remember the exact location.
    Anyway, they had this open air show, and one of the acts was a young female contortionist who was at most 14 years old.,wearing a flimsy bikini type outfit, doing the splits and bending over backwards and doing all the stuff one associates with contortionism.
    I noticed how all the middle aged men in the audience, (accompanied by their fat middle aged bingo winged wives), all the middle aged men had their eyes popping out of their heads. It was so obvious what they were all thinking (and pretending not to think), that I got up and walked away. It was so hypocritical that I could not bear to be part of it.
    The psychological dynamics are fascinating. I believe that a lot of the hysteria around the subject of paedophilia has to do with older women being bitter about the fact that they are no longer young and desirable, and trying to convince themselves and their menfolk that the normal healthy preference of men for teenage girls is somehow pathological.

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    • on June 16, 2014 at 2:33 pm corvinus

      wearing a flimsy bikini type outfit, doing the splits and bending over backwards and doing all the stuff one associates with contortionism.

      Or stripping and pole-dancing.

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  37. on June 15, 2014 at 7:12 am Anonymous

    I lived in a small village in Sweden. Our landlord’s estranged husband was an ex-school teacher who had shacked up with a 15 yo(i trust this was true, Swedes less likely to exaggerate).He lost his job and his children had not yet forgiven him but he was not in jail. Age of consent in Sweden is 15. I’m not sure if he would get off so easily now.

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  38. on June 15, 2014 at 7:43 am gunslingergregi

    both my sisters should of been arranged married to a successful older dude at 16 I know that much
    or maybe 18 right the fuck out of high school

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  39. on June 15, 2014 at 8:51 am yhuh81

    Jack’s comment has a flaw. A wife (legitimate, state) isn’t a girlfriend (illegitimate, non-state). That’s a flawed view and probably contributes to punitive child support payments, as well as a matriarchal NAM society. Wives, girlfriends, prostitutes, friends, acquaintances and strangers are all different people.

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    • on June 16, 2014 at 11:22 am Nicole

      In the Brainwashed States of Murka, these should all be the same person.

      Fools.

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  40. on June 15, 2014 at 9:59 am Hepp

    Wait, is she chosen at random from the United States or the world? I’d need to see the racial demographics of different age groups in each and understand the parameters. If it’s a girl from Russia, China or Japan you’ll know she’ll probably be ok.

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  41. on June 15, 2014 at 11:03 am bozo ozone

    I’d pick about age 30. I would want the final fuck to be a communion as much as possible on an emotional and psychological level, as well as on a physical level, and for my money a 30 year old is much more likely to be able to deliver this than an 18-20 year old, who more likely to be “green” (as in “non ripe”) than a 30 year old. The physical looks between 20 vs 30 year olds is neither here nor there, for me.

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  42. on June 15, 2014 at 11:28 am thwack

    The only time Im sexually attracted to teenage girls is when they don’t look like teenagers; i.e, they have the hips and tits of a woman…

    But then again, Im part cannibal.

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  43. on June 15, 2014 at 12:48 pm thwack

    The Kurds are whey too weak to form a nation.

    Its a recipe for disaster.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 2:08 pm Greg Eliot

      A few more meaty puns like that and I’ll be accused of sock-puppeting YOU.

      LLZLZOZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZL

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  44. on June 15, 2014 at 2:16 pm martin

    About 35 years ago as a teenager I was with my relatives at a beach resort popular with working class/lower middle class families. It might have been the Isle of Wight in Southern England, I can’t remember the exact location.
    Anyway, they had this open air show, and one of the acts was a young female contortionist who was at most 14 years old.,wearing a flimsy bikini type outfit, doing the splits and bending over backwards and doing all the stuff one associates with contortionism.
    I noticed how all the middle aged men in the audience, (accompanied by their fat middle aged bingo winged wives), all the middle aged men had their eyes popping out of their heads. It was so obvious what they were all thinking (and pretending not to think), that I got up and walked away. It was so hypocritical that I could not bear to be part of it.
    The psychological dynamics are fascinating. I believe that a lot of the hysteria around the subject of paedophilia has to do with older women being bitter about the fact that they are no longer young and desirable, and trying to convince themselves and their menfolk that the normal healthy preference of men for teenage girls is somehow pathological.

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    • on June 15, 2014 at 2:56 pm Zombie Shane

      > “It was so hypocritical that I could not bear to be part of it.”

      Why the fuck do you think that women’s* gymnastics is the most-watched portion of the Summer Olympics?

      And that women’s* figure skating is the most-watched portion of the Winter Olympics?

      *I.e. teenaged girls’…

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 3:56 pm thwack

        with monkey genes

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      • on June 15, 2014 at 7:45 pm wolfie65

        Women’s gymnastics and figure skating are the most watched Olympic sports in the US only, and the vast majority of viewers are young girls. The Dutch very much prefer speed skating, the Swiss and Austrians alpine skiing, Canadians hockey, etc.
        Most gymnasts and figure skaters have about as much in the way of feminine curves as a 10-year old boy, so…no thanks. I’ll wait until her home-schooling mom lets her off the celery sticks after the Gold Medal and she weighs at least a li’l more than 60 pounds.

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      • on June 16, 2014 at 11:01 am thwack

        Most gymnasts and figure skaters have about as much in the way of feminine curves as a 10-year old boy, so…no thanks.
        ———————————————————————————————

        Ditto with the female swimmer, their shoulders are so broad it makes their hips look non existent.

        In addition, boobage is often not angry enough.

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  45. on June 16, 2014 at 5:28 am Stevo

    Yeah, I’ll go with that. It’s a nice feeling knowing that your hot 17 year old girlfriend is gonna come over and cook a nice dinner for you for when you get back from work. Which is what I got going on today.

    Is it obvious I don’t live in the USA?

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    • on June 16, 2014 at 11:19 am Nicole

      Yes. Some women still do that in the south though.

      Cooking is a matter of pride for a young lady.

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  46. on June 16, 2014 at 5:39 am Gro Haila

    20-24 for me … but my colleagues might’ve been developmentally slowed down by the suboptimal nutrition of a stalinist regime.

    (thanx Massa FDR!)

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  47. on June 16, 2014 at 9:07 am P.O

    I cant tell the difference between late teens/early twenties women

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    • on June 16, 2014 at 3:29 pm Sparks

      Yep same here, talking to 2 cuties in a bar last night. They both seemed interested and neither was fazed when I told them I was 37. Found out one was 19 and the other 17. Would have sworn blind they were both 21 minimum. 19 year old just added me on facebook, I try to leave the younger ones alone but they keep dragging me back lol

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  48. on June 17, 2014 at 4:54 am tspark156

    Women are like jars of mayonnaise, full of eggs and delicious for a short time.

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