The Hamster of the Month winner is no contest. It’s the rodents who power the lizard brains of these two Visitors to earth.
The dropping I’m referring to steams in a huge pile right on the cover of their book:
The Alpha Woman Meets Her Match: How Today’s Strong Women can find Love and Happiness without Settling
Never before has such concentrated female hamster delusion been defecated so ignominiously on one spot. Count the spinning wheels and the false assumptions.
1. An alpha woman is designated by her careerist ambition, rather than by her beauty and youth.
2. Entitled spinster hags are strong women.
3. Men secretly love masculine, careerist, dominating women.
4. Ugly careerist hags can find love and happiness without settling for a boring loser with few options.
5. Men’s desire is irrelevant. As long as the strong woman wants love and happiness with an alpha male, she’ll get love and happiness with an alpha male.
Maxim #105: Frequency and absurdity of female delusions about their romantic worth are directly proportional to real world evidence of their romantic worthlessness.
Those old cunts would drop the “Alpha Woman” schtick to get some Alpha Male dick in a New York Minute.
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lzozozlozo hey heartsyeietsez! HEARTIETETSEZ!!!
da GBFMZ has beenz veery eveyr busysz with my DC Interneshipz working with lobbyisisshstz. lzozolzlzol
after da GBFMZ got firedz from hsi dream job as a sstarfufcks barrisatssz starufckx barristsas for taking two shots of epssorroz for every one shot a cucstomer orderedz so as to keep my zlzolzoozozozozzing going all dyasz longz, da GBFM had to find a new jobz.
so da sad, sad laid-off gbfm sat down with a notebook to list his skillszetsz, so dat he could ascertain da best job for beocming a prouctive citizensz lzozozoz.
and da GBFM listed off his #1 skillz:
1. ALPHA FUCKZ
and so da GBFM figured da bestz career path would be da US Congress senate runnig on the ALPHA FUCKS BETA BUCKS platform which grew the state and government by giving the women the vote and promising them all da ALPHA FUCKS and BETA BUCKS (collected at gunzpoints zlzozoz via taxesz alimonies child supportz) if dey would only vote for DA GBFMz, for da sake of the alfa cux Bastard Childrenz who now reuqired beta bux to feed their criminalz druiggie DNA lzolzozozo lzozlzolzzoz.GBFM is rising
and GOOD NEWSZ da GBFM is risinsgz fast through da DNCZ and shold be HILLARYRZ CLITTON’S VICE presidnetz in 2016! zlzozozolz
Our postersz will say
ALPHA FUX BETA BUX 2016
FOR DA CHILDRENZ & KITTENZ
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lzolzolzl HEY HEAETEITZTESZZ!!!!
if da HILLRY CLITTONZ VP don’t work out for d GBFM, den I might just teach schoolz beocme a schoolz teahchehrs zlzozozozo:
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/07/09/School-Suspends-Middle-School-Teacher-over-Twerking-Drinking-Lap-Dance-with-Students
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You should learn how to spell and write because your idiotic rambling makes you look like a stupid dummass, which you probably are.
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You should learn how to butthext and bungzolzozsexthz because your idiotic rambling makes you look like a stupid dummassexerz, which you probably are.
lzozozozo
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how dare you peter, gbfm is a genius. your just not smart enough to understand his message
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hey heehateertziteszz heatreteizhztetes!!!
da properz wayz to read any phrasez pnned by da huffington posterz is to always, always, always add “in da bungholelzlzoz” at da end.
so “The Alpha Woman Meets Her Match: How Today’s Strong Women can find Love and Happiness without Settling”
becumz
The Alpha Woman Meets Her Match: How Today’s Strong Women can find Love and Happiness without Settling In Da Bungzozlzozlzoz
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“da professional womenz ode”
alpha fucks and beta bucks
dat is how we roll
da butthexting cockass we fucks and sucks
and in our anuthes it doth deosul
alpha fucks and beta bucks
it is da way of da fed
to transfer assetss to dose who butthext
cuckold dose who pay for our bread
beta bucks and alpha fucks
it’s what day teach us we;’re entitled too
da assetts from betas we plucks
after da alphas desol us through our hole for poo
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cuckold da betas cockhold da alphas
datsz what day taught us in mba grad school
as da feiisnsits see no truth nor justice in their laws
and say da great books for menz was all fools.
yes, yes, i did very good on my gmats
dey bernenakifed my soul away, left me with cats
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Hey Peter – Watch out for your corn hole, Bud.
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My testicles just recoiled in abject revulsion.
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1) Your comment is NOT funny
2) Your chosen “name” is about as unoriginal as they come…so ’90’s and oh-so-lame.
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when does school start again?
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All this finger-wagging is going to make you susceptible to Carpal Tunnel syndrome, toots.
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Yeah his name is rather juvenile.
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@Peter
when are you trolls gonna start picking better handles and showing us your tits? we might be a little more tolerant of your stupidity if you did.
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I am selling the funny, original handles “Duke Pornstar”, “The Subterranean”, and “Mehgyn B. McFeministing”. Contact me through this blog if interested.
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I not have a problem with his name
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Just pronouns…
A month’s pay says Peter is a girl.
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“She has published widely in national women’s magazines on topics that include relationships, gender issues, parenting, fashion, travel, and weddings.”
I love how these Alpha Women are totally ignorant of anything outside of trivialities like gender issues, fashion, and weddings. In other words, they are just like every other ditz out there except with overpaid careers that add no value to society. That and they have to be more discrete about letting their peers see them read In Touch in the break room.
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Here we see that the Alpha metric, itself, is lost on these hags.
Alpha-ness is the ordinate of power, success, charm, social dominance, — testosterone, IQ and grace under pressure.
These traits appeal to women when seen in a mate.
These traits have no appeal to men when seen in a woman.
A socially dominating wife = bitch.
An un-needy woman = shrew.
A charming woman usually means she’s hot.
Should any woman attempt to charm her way with conversation, it usually means she’s talking way too much, and is self-involved to a punishing degree.
It’s not for nothing that in the presence of an Alpha male the female sexual response is to quiet down.
In the presence of a Beta, out pours the oral diarrhea.
On the eve of divorce — witness an Amazon of complaint and disdain… until an alternate lover is found… in which case: the shut out.
The merit ordinate for woman is built of ‘hot babe’ factors:
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/
It’s a totally different beast.
Women don’t need power or life time achievements. They are not expected to provide economic resources. (Just staying within budget will do.)
Their maximal (mate) pulling power is between 16 and 20 years of age.
The real reason for the frenetic college romps is that women are not genetically wired to be celibate in their early twenties. It’s coded in the DNA.
All of the social mores about being a chaste girl were drafted when most weddings occurred betwee 16 and 17 years of age. (for the bride)
To be unwed at the age of 19 was to be a shrew. Just ask Shakespeare.
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Excellent post… tip o’ the ten gallon.
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Let’s guess their ethnicity!
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Shooting fish in a barrel would provide greater sport.
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The second one,Schneider,my God.
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careful you don’t want whorefinder all up in yo grill!
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It’s spelled “discreet”, not “discrete” but not to worry…you’re just as average and stupid as everyone else out there.
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troll
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/discrete?s=t
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Elliot Rodger, is that you?
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English Nazis have just got to make sure they don’t have their own errors. Your fucking punctuation….
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Y’all be alpha. I will be lamer
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Heh, heh… you go out with them…. I’ll go climb Brokeback Mountain.
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“There’s nothing a woman won’t believe if she wants to.” ~ Agatha Christie
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Such women don’t dominate. The best they can do is domineer.
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Nice.
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We have winner.
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That statement makes NO sense…think before you type.
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If you’re going to troll, you harpy, at least use a name that’s aligned with your gender.
Then again, if you happen to be queer, well: Avaunt, thou fairy!
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Bitter little wanker, innit, Greg?
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See?
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Good lord those women are ugly.
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They quite literally look like rats.
Must be their Swedish heritage.
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Swedish, you say?
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I see what you did there… most droll.
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Come now,lDr. Sonya is quite cute for a woman who is apparently in her mid to late ’60s (though who knows how old the protrait is.) As to Ms. Schneider, on the other hand …
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At least the first one is reasonably thin. Nice change from the usual bloated bovine.
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nobody really believes this stuff. not the aliens who wrote it. not the hogs who read it. nobody.
our society has reached peak insanity and this kind of foundationless made up crap is proof that the level of shock now required to generate social media buzz is so outlandish that the supercycle is almost complete.
truth/reality is about to make a comeback.
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The Huffington Post: “Children Of Gay Parents Are Happier And Healthier Than Their Peers, New Study Finds”
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contact highs
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Yet more hamster droppings…
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Just wait for the sex scandals and child porn to come out.
What would a couple of queer old queens want with a strapping teenage lad?
The result will be horrendous.
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Let me fix that headline for ya, “Children of Sodomites are Gayer and Walk with bowlegs, more often then their peers”
Your welcome
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Never underestimate people’s ability to be stupid.
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and when truth/reality makes its comeback, remember that Chateau Heartiste was there at the beginning, welcoming refugees from delusion to its stately doors.
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daddy still loves you
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our society has reached peak insanity and this kind of foundationless made up crap is proof that the level of shock now required to generate social media buzz is so outlandish that the supercycle is almost complete.
COTW… well-done.
truth/reality is about to make a comeback.
From your mouth to God’s ear… I myself do not share such optimism.
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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Hopefully, the center will not hold too much longer.
He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
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i see the terms alpha and beta being thrown around alot in the mainstream these days
im wondering if that whole terminology came to prominence from your writing
by the way here is gbfm lately?
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They aren’t “Alpha Women,” they’re just your standard Bitches.
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“I believe the new guy on the street is the Beta male who is not a wimp anymore than the Alpha woman is a bitch. He is really the new “catch” for the Alpha woman because he will partner, parent and participate!”
her choice of words betrays her true feelings. beta male = wimp. alpha woman = bitch.
putting “catch” in quotes implies he’s not a “catch” at all.
partner, parent, participate = dry vag
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I cannot stop laughing at how adept a metaphor that hamster is…even though I have seen it a million times, that gif makes me laugh at it’s purity!
The one under number 4 takes the cake.
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“You admire it?!”
“I admire its purity.”
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“…nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”
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‘Alien’?
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But of course.
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“Schneider”
Hahahaha
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her first novel the wedding writer was awesome.
“The characters had no depth, the dialogue was laughable and the made women in general look and sound horrendous. There wasn’t any inside information, just the same old Vera Wang and Louboutin name-dropping.”
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Pamela Anderson has hit the wall big time (for former sex symbols crashing is particularly hard-) so much so that she feels driven to share her experience publicly. In her poetic waxing she finds THAT PLACE to have a harsher climate than the Russian tundra.
Just take a look at this telling verse o’ hers:
“It’s an epidemic–
I know I won’t compete with a computer–
or – a gaggle of hollywood boys hiring poor
Russian girls to swallow loaves of bread
up their anus’?-”
I don’t know whether to shed a tear for her, or laugh diabolically.
(American) women, welcome to the post-apocalyptic world of your (un)doings!
Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………….
————————————————————————————
The ‘poem’ in its entirety:
“moldering…
I know it’s bad for you…
But, this is when I wish,
I had a cigarette-
something I’ve never tried- (light up)
some kind of relief..
I wish it was Italy 40 years ago–
The moon rising over the Amphitheater–
to tremendous applause… like Herzog (clap)
Europeans don’t seem to care about silly
smoking laws?,
We do what we want anyway –
behind closed doors–
Our true character, collective complexities.
childish activities –
patterns- genetics? Attention deficit-
– …SEX … a lost art– a sickness–
Perversions-
Lost sensuality –
The cruel smell of orange blossoms…
I love being in love– but expectations,
make it impossible to be happy-
or satisfied…
I’ve tried… so hard..
maybe it’s not in fashion–
Tradition…just seemed so romantic…,
I guess it’s a used up ideal —
for the old fashion…
not modern…
Female security… lost-
no way–
Coded, and loaded Cell phones,
Computers —
Ordering sex on line-
is like ordering a book on Amazon–
and … snooping eats you alive–
A mirrored action. obsessive love…
unhealthy,
hopeless- knocked sideways–
There is always this feeling –
of discontent–
Like something is off…
I can’t put my finger on why–
Who wants to be the Warden–
I want out of here– out of this time —
in space–
Grey, muted crystals,
from unsavory places-
bad intentions,
dull- no fire– a secret life –
Laying in my hotel bed–
pulling up my stockings- carefully
re-attaching to the garter- ,
The cuban heel- the line
(right on course)
the works…
Feeling a little guilty-
I started to fantasize–
Il Postino, Pablo Neruda-
Should I go to Capri–?
So frustrated–
burning… questions…
No man knows what to do with me–
I blame myself–
To play with me, is eternal–
I’m not ‘on the clock’ or…
on the ‘payroll’–
rrrr–
I had to get out of the room-
The velvet stuff and porcelain things
closing in on me–
What have I done…?
I knew it was wrong from the start–
primitive– base instinct..
Never marry a rich man…
Euros from a Vagabond..
Just start walking – (Like Jeanne Moreau and
Miles Davis)
Never look back-
There is only beauty ahead,
Salvation..
Glory
Rushing…
I almost forgot where I was– shit–
My white
Burberry trench –
– on the floor?
A Parkay floor…
(Narration by a deep voiced sexy black guy)
BG- She stopped to admire it’s clever design,
ME- “So pretty”
BG wrapped herself up—
She snuck out the door with a quiet click,
and Seamlessly, floating down the hall- (on wire)
Her Tom Ford feet didn’t
touch the ground–
Falling gracelessly into an elevator
playing Nat King Cole’s …. Stardust?
(remembering the movie)
ME- “Fallen Angel?”
BG Nobody was up yet-
out into the cool world she goes,
ME-“Freedom…
I can breathe…”
BG- looking for a little human contact?
Playful seduction? …
ME- “I’m so Hungry…”
BG- Her heart was racing—
It was barely dawn —
Bathed in perfect light-
magic hour– —
ME- “Everyone looks good this early”
BG- Even cats and hummingbirds
Was anyone watching her..
She gazed up into dark windows…
to nobody…
and let the jacket fall loosely around
her shoulders…
The rush coming back- …
a little lost on purpose,
Hiding around corners,
ME- so dangerous-
my body is on fire….
my body is never done– trouble finds me–
please find me-
The iron is always hot!”
BG- She Leaned against the cool wall of a
stoney church-
It felt good, soothing-
ME- I wonder how prostitution works-
Does it ever feel good?
Lost little souls – being taken advantage of–
or taking advantage of-
Is it just for money? Is it for attention?
or — both–
Women suffer-
– Everywhere…
rules, rules, rules–
conflicting needs..
I can’t find the answers– It’s an epidemic–
I know I won’t compete with a computer–
or – a gaggle of hollywood boys hiring poor
Russian girls to swallow loaves of bread
up their anus’?-
How does that work?”
BG- She was disturbed–
How far can she take this?– Is it even real?–
ME- “Have we lost men to thin air—
to the Abyss– to technology and lube-
Flesh is attached to a heart and a brain-
takes effort…and skill…
Where are the great lovers?– A lost art…
God , I hope not…
I’ve never been to Columbia– Should I go?- I really want to go!
Is this Hysteria?…
Objectification?
now– Coming down from the ceiling,
dripping in gold glitter–
Dancing with Nureyev- eyes closed—
the dream…
arousing my tenderness,
A sweet rawness-
feeling bruised and scratched up–
Hypnotic –
Life is sensual– not a “fix it in post”–
ME- I miss PLAYBOY-
The End of an Era–
Chivalry, elegance-
Celebrated imperfections –
differences… hot—passionate dreamy scenes…
The girl next door– shyness– “it’s my first time”
but – not my last….(wink)
— I’m planning a mysterious coup–
Want to get in on it–
Julian Assange?
Is it healthy, to be fantasied about…
by many men –?
Isn’t that the goal-
How many can we effect–
It’s natural– to want to be desired–
The world creeps up on you–
and there you are,
ALL over the place-
places you never intended to be– (desert storm?)
(soldiers)
I am human you know–
left to adjust to the madness-
No mercy- pay the price– my fault-
BG- feeling empty, sad– withdrawn-
Left to Isolate– Medicate.
Go to sleep–
ME-NO! I wont- –
ME- You know- It’s not freaky enough,
to just be beautiful–
I’ve never felt beautiful-
I always felt sexual… and blind..
oh wowwy… I’m losing my mind–
I’m shutting down– It’s such a strange feeling…
going numb… in front of everyone—-
It’s like a Self inflicted drowning…hard to do–
(Alarm bells!!)—
When did I want to be this thing?–
To attract what?
When did I go from a curious little girl,
to an insatiable woman? Girl on the run…
Femme fatale… devoted and ….divided.
Are we all going crazy? –
or, is it just me?
Is it that stuff on unwashed vegetables?
When did I lose control over my own heart?–
When did I start believing ,
That this is all I’m good for-
against my better judgement–
fell for it- dammit- it all backfired–
It doesn’t feel good to be used, neglected, ignored—
controlled….
I’m not doing this—
It’s humiliating – I have to turn this around–
Settling is powerless- desperate–
an illusion–
Can’t buy your way out of this one …buddy!!,
I’m cold-
(She can’t stop laughing..)
Reminds me of a play I wrote —
That one about The Hell’s Angels,
starring –
Steve Queen and Bridgitte Bardot–
The Entr’ Acte….
** A car chase-
She is going on and on (in french) and
He’s just trying to have his way with her-
everything is double entree’ Funny/Sexy-(subtitles projected)
They’ve stolen billions in diamonds – she’s dripping from head to toe…
in a sparkly madness of laughter— 60’s Porsche?- (or that GT/Bullit car)
All in a Car – bouncing and swerving– lights- facing the audience– (with BW projections from the 60’s behind them–)…
They fall in love– They fall apart—
I’m not sure what the The Hells Angels have to do with it–
but they stay in the title—
The End….
VEGAS 2014… limited engagement–
Copywritten Pamela Anderson– (all rights reserved)-
written July 1, 2014″
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She sounds suicidal.
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tl;dr
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She should have let Borat catch her in that sack.
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If T. S. Eliot were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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““Have we lost men to thin air—
to the Abyss– to technology and lube-
Flesh is attached to a heart and a brain-
takes effort…and skill…
Where are the great lovers?– A lost art…”
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She has fake tits.
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Bukowski woulda listened to her poetry to fuck her though.
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Let me conjure up and channel my best Claude Rains:
I’m shocked… shocked to learn!
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Maybe they’re legitimately confused.
When I think alpha female (which, I’m sorry, but is going to be defined differently than alpha male because women have different things at stake, and the most men wanting to fuck a woman doesn’t do anything for a woman that women would actually value), I think the female within a group who has the most people wanting to invest in and please (read obey) her.
I’m thinking the family matriarch: Big Mama or Ma-dear.
The problem with these writers, in my view, is that they are trying to shift that meaning away from the most important social group in a woman’s life, to a woman who’s a bunch of people’s boss at work. It goes farther than their attempt to replace youth/beauty with socioeconomic status. They want to replace natural feminine authority with it too.
…but I can see how they could be confused if they didn’t have kids and don’t have a big family, or enough friends who are close like family. They can also be confused about the meaning of “strong” if they never had other people depending on them to survive. It’s a relative thing.
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What we do in life – echoes in maternity.
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I had to let the boys in on this number I just got from a 23 year old 7 girl online because I dropped a line I stole from yareally that is so money it even worked in the strand random world of online pickup.
The first few lines are from memory because the site didn’t log them back that far.
No: I liked your profile lol. I thought you were both cute and mature.
M: Thanks
No: Are you intimidated by older men. (jacked from yareally)
M: Nope (clear IOI)
No: That confirms some about you then…
M
6/30/2014 8:35:15 PM
?
no
7/1/2014 9:57:44 PM
That means I figured out something about you
M
7/1/2014 10:06:02 PM
Lol oh ok
no
7/1/2014 11:30:40 PM
Curious question can you have men at your place or do you have to go to theirs
M
7/1/2014 11:33:58 PM
2nd choice (now I know I’m in like flynn)
no1
7/2/2014 6:40:20 AM
You probably cant stay away long when you do.
M
7/2/2014 7:11:48 AM
Um i can? Lol I’m not 16 . I just moved in with my family so i don’t really have men over because there’s no privacy. I have no kids so nothing keeps me from being out lol.
no
7/2/2014 9:56:56 PM
I see, km…But some women have to sneek around like that lol
no
7/10/2014 3:01:08 AM
I want your number
M
7/10/2014 3:14:15 AM
Lol okay ***-***-****
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Re: “Dr.” Sonya Rhodes:
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303663604579503800504978432
First, she tells women to marry down. Here’s a quote.
“For most strong, successful women, the alpha male of old isn’t the best match. I have seen in my practice what happens when two dominant personalities engage in power struggles: The alpha male will assume that his priorities should dominate, while the alpha woman will assert hers. These are the most difficult duos to treat.”
Now she claims something else entirely.
“Relationship therapist Sonya Rhodes’s liberating, straight-talking guide convincingly argues that successful modern women—the audience who embraced Lean In—can find the right guy without having to change or settle, and tells them how to do it.
…
“Going beyond value judgments associated with the terms Alpha and Beta, she advises women to look past the overly competitive, domineering Alpha male for a man who’s in touch with his inner Beta qualities—someone who is communicative, responsible, thoughtful, and collaborative. Demonstrating that most people are a combination of both sets of qualities, she includes a revealing test to help readers define where they (and their partners) are on the Alpha-Beta spectrum.”
I will borrow this book from the library just so I can see the “test.”
Dumbass. The more I discover about this woman, the more I fear for the women reading her book.
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Just another hustle. Goes to show that you can pretty much slap the label feminist in anything because these women are such herd animals.
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“…because these women are such herd animals”
Not only THESE women. All women.
Of course, that begs a question: could I enslave women if I convince women that slavery is feminist?
Never mind: that’s called socialism.
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Fair point.
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Re tteclod:Can I enslave women? Yes if you da pimp daddy!
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I’m not really worried about the chicks reading this fucking trash. I want nothing to do with a bitch like that. It’ll make ’em easier to spot. I’ll stick to the young, intelligent, submissive, anti-feminist women.
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Ever noticed how under control prettier women are around aplha men. I am sitting down in a pulbic library right now and all the less than 7s keep walking by me several times in a nervous manner. However the two foxes I have seen have been very nonchalant about how they check me out. I admire that in a way.
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Barely veiled cries for help, pleading and blubbery self motivational messages are poseurs by any other name.
http://www.alphawomanthebook.com/alphawoman/
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Susan is a high Beta, with a strong and growing Alpha trend……..
BWAAHHHAAAHHAAA
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Dr. Rhodes has also been a guest on television programs including Oprah, Good Morning America, and the Today Show. Sonya now keeps a regular blog on Huffington Post……….
Why no fem-love for The View?
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High praise, indeed. :duckface:
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What the blue fuck, fuck off and die, just fuck off, for fuck sake fuck off, fucking hell!, what else is there to say.
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When I hear the term “alpha woman”, for some reason I always think of Janet Reno. Or maybe Will Farrell playing Janet Reno on SNL….
Funny how it’s always the guy who is called the loser. And what is the girl who spends all her time watching Reality TV and eating Bon Bons? Hmmmm…..
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When I hear the term “alpha woman”, I think of giraffe races ’round the rings of Saturn…
And unicorns shitting Skittles.
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“Today’s Alpha woman is everywhere. In dress and style, the Alpha is the familiar, highly visible prototype: unabashedly sexy as well as career-oriented. She’s the MD who manages the clinic like a well-oiled machine, or the self-confident Web editor who envisions herself running the company with her combination of tech skills and business savvy blah blah blah”
This is like a beta walking into an SWPL bar brandishing a 12-gauge and calling himself an alpha because the other nancies are intimidated. Get rid of the preferential university admissions and corporate hiring, government wealth transfer programs, media bias, man-hating family courts, and all the other cancerous transmogrifications of the fundamental premise produced by our radioactive society, and then we can talk about “alpha”.
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Or just succeed despite all that shit, then you have really earned it.
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Trading their fertile wombs for a pseudo-organic granola bar. How “alpha”, indeed.
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Fair point, so far as it goes.
But then again, even the best wrangler can’t herd cats.
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Meant the above comment for your subsequent post.
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Fault the betaschlubs for not providing proper guidance, tho.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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What men would really consider ‘alpha women’ are the ones able to extract the most sexual attention from men. Just like how ‘alpha males’ are the ones able to extract the most sexual attention from women. Therefore the real ‘alpha woman’ is a facially attractive, long-haired 18-21 year old white woman, not some shrivelled-up femcunt CEO in her 40’s.
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I have to disagree. I think we’re making their mistake if we make what is alpha for males, the measure of what is alpha for females, regardless of which measure we choose.
The most beautiful woman in the world, capable of inducing the most instabone in the most men is very likely a prostitute in Siberia. Her beauty will be as fleeting as her ability to hold money in her hand.
Beauty is just a commodity. It doesn’t get women what we really want. Without status (in the feminine sense of the word), it just makes one a more appealing target to a wider range of men, which includes the predatory and exploitive. The man with the most options is no more going to fall in love with and commit to a sexy young thing off the street, than a woman will get wet for the richest dweeb.
Even in the rare cases those do happen, the woman will then only have access to whatever resources that individual man deigns to give her. She will have no other say in his business, unless he is very, very dumb.
A respected wife, mother, and then grandmother, on the other hand…that is power. In this case beauty is a tool to achieve alpha status. It can get your foot in the door, but only if you play it right. In the hands of a shrewd woman, a little beauty can go a long way. In the hands of an idiot, beauty merely earns one preferred shagging, and maybe, just *maybe* property status.
The family matriarch holds some sway over the resources of her husband, her sons, her grandsons…basically how ever many men she and her daughters can literally produce, plus those in the extended family and associates whose respect she can earn. She also makes or breaks the social/cultural status of the family. She is a queen.
The bimbo who chooses to stay that way fades as soon as her nubile-ity does. The matriarch shines so long as her nobility does.
Am I saying that to achieve alpha status, a woman must make children? Yes I am. As many as she can.
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I’m not saying that we should make what is alpha for males, the measure of what is alpha for females. I’m saying that if women are the judges of what is alpha in men (and they are) then men should be the judges of what is alpha in women. Women should not be able to decide who is alpha in both sexes, just the males only.
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Nicole – I kiss your hand.
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Absolutely:
The mother of a powerful man > The wife of a powerful man > A powerful woman > The mistress of a powerful man > The momentary whim of a powerful man
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So basically, white buns in white ovens = alpha female.
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@Sparks, I agree. It’s just that you shouldn’t think of this based on what males and crazy borderline penis envying harpies want out of life. Think of it in terms of what a woman-woman wants out of life.
None of us wants to die alone with our cats.
@Zumba, basically, though not all societies are “White” so that’s not always relevant.
Who’s making the most sons is making the most soldiers. Who’s making the best sons is making the kings.
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@ Sparks
great point
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Sonja Rhodes and Susan Schneider agree…
Now, if we can just get Deborah Lipschitz-Schoenstein on board, the issue’s settled!
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Both look to be yentas.
I would say that their message is more propaganda than hamster droppings. Hamsterbation would be based on delusion, whereas propaganda is based on knowing deceit.
Their writings fit too well with the YKW-MSM pattern of providing parables pointing to degeneracy and societal decay to count as hamsterbation.
Definitely calculated propaganda. The pied pipers of feminism know what they are doing, it’s their clueless shkotzim followers who are caught in the hamster wheel.
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A fair point… and an apt delineation. Well-done.
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By the same reasoning Harry Potter is deceit because there is no real Hogwarts. This crap requires the suspension of disbelief.
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Argh. Take me away Calgon. My eyes.
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The American Spinster Society cat kissing meme, superb.
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Confusingly, the archetype Alpha Woman is perfectly depicted as Dagny Taggart in Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Women (and men) will think that propaganda shit is real. Women can’t manage wealth or societal relationships, period. Once a woman’s life comes into play, her instincts and the emotions at the behest of these instincts takes over for primeval optimization in another world altogether, and most women are not Ayn Rand or Esther Vilar.
And like Greg Eliot said, great comment above by backchecking.
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I’m still shakin’ mah haid at how that Jewess could write Aryans so well, and tell on her own kind, if you can read between her lines.
Then again, Streisand made a fine career seeking out the most Gentile of leading men.
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Frontrunners be frontrunning.
Top two Christ-proclaiming anticommie propagandists were YKWs
(1, 2and mighty good ones at that.
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Ryan Moral said sex with her was hideous.
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And Dominique Francon in The Fountainhead as well. Surprised these two characters aren’t mentioned more here.
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Sounds like these ladies need a wife, not a co-worker.
http://www.the-spearhead.com/2012/02/20/a-man-wants-a-wife-not-a-co-worker
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They’ve become the men they wanted to marry.
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I may have liked or respected the men they wanted to marry.
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“People, after all, believe lies, not because they are plausibly presented, but because they want to believe them. So, their credulity is unshakable…
Wise old Shaw, high-minded old Barbusse, the venerable Webbs, Gide the pure in heart and Picasso the impure, down to poor little teachers, crazed clergymen and millionaires, driveling dons and very special correspondents like Duranty, all resolved, come what might, to believe anything, however preposterous, to overlook anything, however villainous, to approve anything, however obscurantist and brutally authoritarian, in order to be able to preserve intact the confident expectation that one of the most thorough-going, ruthless and bloody tyrannies ever to exist on earth could be relied on to champion human freedom, the brotherhood of man, and all the other good liberal causes to which they had dedicated their lives. ALL RESOLVED, in other words, TO ABOLISH THEMSELVES AND THEIR WORLD, THE REST OF US WITH IT. Nor have I from that time ever had the faintest expectation that, in earthly terms, anything could be salvaged; that any earthly battle could be won, or earthly solution found. It has all just been sleep-walking to the end of the night.”
— Malcolm Muggeridge, “Chronicles of Wasted Time”
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Feh, please don’t post that cat-kissing pic anymore… I’d almost rather see someone kissing Schneider…
… almost.
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I’ve long advocated the use of cats as a delivery device for the destruction of careerist spinsters. Introducing Polonium in the cat food supply weaponizes these creatures – and repeated salavic or trans-dermal exchanges with the target host leads to lethal bioaccumulation. The surviving ordinance can then be identified with a geiger counter and properly disposed of.
I know what you’ve thinking. How will we deal with the short term economic impacts on the labor supply? Won’t companies react by importing foreign, low cost labor to fill all the vacancies? Well IMO – eliminating the population of careerist spinsters will take up the slack in the employment market and correct the wage stagnation that has stalled growth. The wages of domestic male beta-provides will rise, the future value of student debt will fall and many non-value added, parasitic positions will be eliminated.
Any remaining vacancies shall be filled via foreign importation vetted by male hiring managers – who will be emboldened to recruit youthful and fertile females from the blighted European labor market.
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Gene Wilder FTW
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[…] The Hamster of the Month winner is no contest. It’s the rodents who power the lizard brains of these two Visitors to earth. […]
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Wanna hamster?
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Kate Winslet on Aging:
‘While attending Lancome’s Paris Fashion Week party, the actress spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about the pressures of aging on women’
“It gets MORE EXCITING. AGING IS so far REALLY FUN and so much changes. You do feel more confident.”
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There’s no such thing as aging. There is only dying. The wrinkles, white hairs, mottled skin, dementia . . . God allows us to enjoy the horror of death stretched out for decades in realtime.
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“You do feel more confident.”
Another reason why men only get with old women if they have no other choice.
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and even then, there are plenty of older women who get no sexual attention at all from loser men. there’s only so much squinting and fantasizing and taking of yohimbe that a loser omega can do.
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Ah Butt CH, even the teens are “empowered” now –
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/08/carleigh-oconnell-graffiti_n_5567875.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
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Straight from the Amazon book summary:
“she advises women to look past the overly competitive, domineering Alpha male for a man who’s in touch with his inner Beta qualities–someone who is communicative, responsible, thoughtful, and collaborative.”
Looks like the standard stuff.
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I think the language and pictures are quite adequate for their intended market (35+ carreer women, alpha widows, 1+ cats, 40+ cocks inside her, no sign of commitment from a quality male). You got to pay the rent.
While rational men know it is a bunch of mental diarrhea produced by a berzerk hamster dying from menoapusic-induced estrogen withdrawal, they can’t really tell the truth, since no female would buy their books.
The plain truth that they are a bunch of old, “independent”, financially successful spinsters who no longer cause sexual attraction to quality men, and which will never again obtain commitment from an alpha male. Time to feed the cats.
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An “alpha female” / feminist par excellence is a woman who acts like a successful man.
What’s the term for a man who acts like a successful woman? “Trannie.”
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“Susan is a high Beta, with a strong and growing Alpha trend.” LOLOLOL
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If she tweets about it long enough, her inner alpha may indeed trend.
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The bio page of these two chicks should also include photos and bios of their “men”.
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Speaking of massive rationalizations, a hopelessly blue pill (in an “amiable dunce” kind of way) older guy I know (who is a wholly-owned and operated subsidiary of his wife) recently posted the below link, which answers the musical question, “What happens when you give a guitar to a group of cat ladies?”
http://www.upworthy.com/heres-what-it-looks-like-when-a-group-of-women-love-the-way-they-look?c=ufb1
À bientôt,
Mistral
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Wrote pretty much the exact same thing about this 2 months ago :
http://pantheondweller.blogspot.com/2014/04/alpha-females.html
Great minds think alike.
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Having read the book at least to the extent of reviewing and taking the test and leafing through it and the website, it is a unisex test that initially rated people high or low alpha & high or low beta (thus, you could be one of 4 types: high alpha high beta, high alpha low beta, low alpha high beta, or low alpha low beta.
Either I didn’t read carefully or she has modified the test on her website to now also have middle level results too for each category.
The low alpha, low beta is advised to improve their life because they are not datable- i.e. an omega. The high alpha, high beta is advised that they are not going to get along with someone like themselves, and need to get someone slightly below them in at least one of the two traits, i.e. such a woman can really only logically be the dominant one in the relationship if she doesn’t change, as two high alpha, high beta people will fight to the death, all the time.
The people in the middle are advised to get someone in the middle, or get/stay strong in dating someone higher than them in one or more of the two attributes. They are also advised to improve themselves.
Thus, much of the book is similar to the concepts espoused here on this blog. The distinction is her idea that alpha and beta are separate traits where you can be high or low in them independently of each other, and to a lesser extend, having too much of both is especially bad if you are trying to be hypergamous (i.e. a woman).
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