Given the epidemic of American women disfiguring their bodies with vats of blotchy ink, a man should have at his disposal some tasty tattoo negs to stir hamsters from their slumbers.
A reader offers,
“Cool tattoo. *squeeze your eyes to see better* What’s that supposed to be?”
Nice. Subtle and classy. Another theme on this is to mistake her tattoo for something else, preferably something unflattering. For instance, if she has a tiger tat:
“Cool tattoo. I’ve always liked mongooses.”
For a really suggestive dig on chicks with superslut tats, like stars around their crotches or tramp stamps:
“Cool tattoo. Very brave.”
If on the off chance you get a “What’s that supposed to mean?” instead of a confused “Thanks?”, take care to avoid being put in the defensive crouch. “You’ll still be rocking that tattoo when you’re 80. Props.”
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I once went to a big party where there were swingers and the wives would lez off with each other, and one of these bi wives showed me her tramp stamp on her backside [just above her crack], written in “gothic” font, and I couldn’t make heads or tails of what it was supposed to say. She was a preacher’s daughter, BTW. God have mercy on our souls.
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I know a girl who has forgotten which of the Chinese characters in her neck means what. She couldn’t draw them if her life depended on it. But the point in getting them wasn’t to communicate a message, of course, but to show group loyalty. Loyalty to the exotic, i.e. non-Western, natch.
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“I know a girl who has forgotten which of the Chinese characters in her neck means what.”
of course this doesn’t bother her at all. probably thinks it’s cute. they really are dumb as sheep.
the end is nigh.
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Had a student return from Spring Break with a new Chinese tat on her ankle. She was showing it off and one of my Chinese professors just couldn’t stop laughing. He said the translation was (more or less) “Gullible White Girl.”
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I was talking to this one chick at the swimming pool about what her tat said and it was some horseshit about “We are the change we were hoping for”. The Zombie symbolically rolled his eyes when she said it.
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But this other chick at the pool had Keats’s Grecian Urn on the underside of her bicep – now that chick might be getting wet with the Zombie in the future. Wet between the legs…
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To be fair, East Asians get lots of Engrish tattoos so at least we’re able to see the (uh) other end.
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Tramp Stamp = no need to warn them before anal.
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They probably wouldn’t need warning (or lube…)
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The host of the party gave me the video camera and tasked me with filming two of the wives making out and feeling up each other right there in the kitchen. It was not nearly as erotic as it should have been.
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As “miso solly” was saying above, I just kept having this feeling of “the end is nigh”.
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Probably because you were witnessing them taking the brakes off the handcart
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Years ago, when I was somewhat still blue pill or at least unaware of the red pill, I fooled around with this southern girl who was either first or second generation Indian. She wanted to be a pharmacist, we had calc 2 together. At first I didn’t realize what a slut and a stupid slut at that that she was. I approached her in more of a traditional way thinking that she was…well, Indian.
Anyways. We would get together and smoke pot and fool around. So, one day I am meeting her at this hip local pizza joint. She comes strolling in and announces to me that she got a tattoo. It was summer and she was wearing typical college girl summer ware, so I coyly asked her where it was.
She then turns around and flashes me her new tramp stamp. I also couldn’t tell what it was. After looking for a moment I finally deciphered what the word was written on her in a Cyrillic type of font,
It was her name. lolz. See, she had this really hard to pronounce Indian name called srestha or something like that. So, she got her name tatt’d on her lower back to make sure that the guys riding her doggy style would remember in the morning.
lolololozzzzz….
Even one generation off the boat they are completely corrupted. I live in the south and she was from an upper-middle class traditional household. Her dad was a doctor or engineer or something…but I think several of her uncles owned tobacco shops and maybe a gas station or two. lol
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Green ink on dark brown skin with a summer tan? Is there such a thing as white ink? BTW, did that cow-worshipping pussy stink to high heaven or was her odor at least minimally acceptable?
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@ Zombie – perhaps he means she was an american-indian, in which case she’d be a DIRT-worshipper, not a cow-worshipper. Just sayin…
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No, American Indians have shockingly low IQs – down around chimpanzee levels – they can’t be MDs or engineers or pharmacists.
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“Zombie Shane
Green ink on dark brown skin with a summer tan? Is there such a thing as white ink? BTW, did that cow-worshipping pussy stink to high heaven or was her odor at least minimally acceptable?”
Lol, Green Ink??? What I am missing. She actually wasn’t very dark. Light tan with a bit of olive tone to her skin like many Italians or Greeks.
The Ink was black. She didn’t stink or smell any different than most tanned white girls. Also, I think she was Christian. Here in the South where I am even most non-white but Americanized girls are Christian or as Christian as they come these days. Which isn’t really saying much. My college campus has over a dozen churches and come sunday afternoon the same chicks getting a train run on them at the frat houses are walking around in heals and their sun dresses shakin it at the Methodist/baptis/Unitarian/episcopal/etc/ church. While my hung over ass is asleep till 3pm.
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Indians are not that different. Sometimes the girls smell pretty good too. No Golliwog odor!
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All tat ink is green, isn’t it? BTW, green on olive [with a tan] could be hugely difficult to read.
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That’s weird that they could smell good, because jewesses have the nastiest odors that I’ve ever encountered in my life, and I’ve always felt like the Brahmin and the Ashkenazim might not be all that distantly related.
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Just quickly weighing in on the race comparisons that you’ve been making for the last few posts (diarrhoea flavoured cloppers, etc) : perhaps you’ve been (maybe lived) in NYC? After a month in Manhattan, trying to be as objective as possible, I would say that Indian/Paki women account for some of the best specimens out there. Jewish girls are also very attractive. In fact, it’s quite difficult to see good-looking white girls – they’re an elusive, rare bird, and are probably outnumbered by good-looking swarthier women, including the groidistas.
I think it’s a shame when races mix down. Those pure beauties from other races are muddying their own waters too, in this “melting pot” that everyone seems to exalt. Actually, some of the mix-raced humans look quite decent too, but occasionally you see pigments coming off, so they’ve patches of stark white next to black skin (proving that e’reyone’s white deep down y’allz). Of course companies like Ninja Turtles are now marketing their toys and clothing for children, using these ‘abominations’ as models.
All things said and done though, the best available women in the biggest city in the world seem to be doe-eyed darkies, and a genuine caucasian beauty is coasting around on the vapours of her self-entitlement way up in the stratosphere, and therefore unattainable. You could understand the allure of anyone who’s tempted to mix it up, and most races are blended up anyway (such as Europeans who have a fair amount of well-blended folk).
Fair play to the homogenised areas for keeping the races pure, but it might be a tall order in a big metropolis. I somehow doubt too many women are thinking along the lines of racial purity. The only homogeneous trait they’re worried about are the notes in a moan’s wallet (better be pure bennies, y’allz)
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lots and lots and lots of Indians are Christians. Most Goa-ans (former Portugese colony) are still Roman Catholic.
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haunted trilogbyte, the chateau needs no additional darkies pontificating about race and beauty… shitskinned-coloured glasses do not lend themselves to objective judgments about beauty.
“pure bennies” – lozlzozlozlo- n1663r-babble tells are likewise inane.
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The SICKOS who want their women to bang negroes then the women get tats on their pussies and ankles of the Ace of Spades which signifies they fuck negroes. Now these sick white guys who PUSH their women into this are just more victims of the System that treats white guys like VERMIN and just as with vermin wants Whites gone.
Now generally I don’t care for ink when it comes to girls especially, I know it is a turnoff however there was a gal early 20s name of Tanya Smith her nickname was a LITTLE FEATHER she had some INJUN blood in her but was a White gal nevertheless, she was originally ABT then started hanging with the AC in Texas. Now she had INK all over her back, and ankles and wrists,you know the usual White stuff, Swazi, Thor’s hammer, Celtic cross, SS, that sort. But let me tell you guys she was HOT and ink or not any one of you guys would have JUMPED on that. Sadly she got railroaded and is doing LIFE + 100 years in Louisiana
Hey Stay cool Heartiste dude
LL/LR
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1977- check out the beautiful creamy white alabaster Baby Boomer fans for as far as the eye can see. Ronnie Van Zant was a sophomore in high school the year that Hillary Rodham was a junior and Slick Willie and Dubya were seniors.
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Why would you want to sleep with a woman with a tattoo?
1. It conveys sluttiness
2. She has a higher risk of having HIV or hepatitis.
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#1 is definitely true (studies and real life demonstrate it), #2 is probably true. But your premise is misleading. Most men would think, “Why *wouldn’t* I want to sleep with a slut? She’ll put out quicker.” They aren’t thinking, “I would really love to wife up this slut.”
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Just recently I have started gaming this chick with both tats and facial hardware [mostly small silver rings]. I know objectively that my Hep/HIV-dar ought to be screaming bloody murder, but subjectively she is such a sweetheart that the radar operator is asleep at his post. Not good.
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Zombie Shane, yep, if you get HIV or hepatitis from her it is going to be your fault. And hers, but also yours. I wish they didn’t spend so much money on finding ways to save/prevent/lengthen lives of those with HIV. HIV is a natural selection tool. The only people who have HIV that I honestly feel bad for are the rape victims, the people who got botched blood transfusions, and kids with crackwhore mothers.
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The weird thing is that this one has such a cheerful upbeat optimistic personality – not the usual sullen morose dejected “suicide girl” personality which you would usually associate with ink and facial hardware.
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I figure that either she has a neurological/endocrinological condition, and I have only ever seen her on her “manic” days, and I haven’t yet encountered her on her “depressive” days, or else tats and facial hardware have gone mainstream, and even nice girls are doing it now.
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3. Because it’s hard to find a woman without one.
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tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock
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What are you talking about? If 23% percent of women have a tattoo, it means that 77% percent of them do NOT have a tattoo. Clean slate women are in the clear majority. Stop hanging around proles and hipsters. Try conservative upper middle class women, and women who come from religions that prohibit tattooing.
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23% seems low. Is that women of “dateable” age or all women? This poll found 47% of women under 35 have them.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/14/fox-news-poll-tattoos-arent-just-for-rebels-anymore/
But I agree with you, they’re trashy. I don’t understand why girls get them, but they do. Even conservative upper class girls.
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Amy, did you just admit YOU have a tattoo… or two?
If so, you’re dead to me.
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Was watching a local team’s dance squad and noticed only one had any tattoos. I’m sure a few had the foot/ass/crotch hidden varieties. But for the most part, this small selection of generally 8s or better did very little to disfigure themselves. Looked through Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader calendar, same. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, same.
Really desirable girls don’t usually have tattoos. Most tattoos in my experience are to distract, cover up, or just signal whatever lame group they think they’re in.
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> “signal whatever lame group they think they’re in”
The lame group of cunts, sluts, and whores.
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Shaki’s got a point.
In my area, finding attractive women under 50 who do not have at least 1 tat somewhere ain’t so easy. Not a fan of tattoos myself, but I’ve learned to accept them as unavoidable.
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Yeah, it’s like “Birthday Cake Cat GIF Game” – you gotta suck it up and deal with reality and hook a nice one and real her in first. Then once you got her secure in the cooler on deck, you can work on evangelizing her and setting her mind straight and getting her to a dermatologist for some laser removal of all that hideous ink.
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@Greg: I don’t have any tattoos and I’ve never been tempted. I don’t care how mainstream it gets, I think they’re trashy on girls.
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@Burke
“Really desirable girls don’t usually have tattoos. Most tattoos in my experience are to distract, cover up, or just signal whatever lame group they think they’re in.”
Good observation.
Hot girls don’t need tattoos to get attention because they are likely self aware enough to know it would take away from their attractiveness not enhance it. They are already eye candy so adding more of anything would be too much. It would be like painting flames on a Bentley or when a girl where’s too much jewelry or make up. It’s overkill.
I think it’s been mentioned somewhere else on here but hot girls don’t usually luck out genetically and then get lazy about it. They know what makes them attractive and they keep working at it. They tend to do things to keep themselves hot or make themselves even hotter. They eat better, take care of their skin and wear makeup, they wear nicer clothes and work out, etc.
Less desirable girls get tattoos to detract from their lower level of desirability and then make themselves even less desirable by getting them. Same thing with sloppy clothes, piercings and ugly haircuts. I’m guessing they do it so they can tell themselves they are being rejected because people are judgmental or prejudiced against the way they dress or about their body art not because they were already unattractive to begin with. Probably easier on the ego.
So the hot get hotter and the ugly get uglier. Anyone that claims hot girls are stupid has it all wrong. It’s the average and ugly girls that don’t have a clue.
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Me, two years ago to a girl musing out loud about maybe getting a tat: “nothing says ‘marriage material’ like a tattoo.”
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@PA the crazy ex gf who I’ve written so much about had a tattoo of another guy’s name on her ass. It was a flower with the dude’s name in the middle. I asked her once why she didn’t get it removed: “I will when I get married…”
RIght….
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i have more than one out there with my initials tatted up in their bikini line…. 😉
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Tilikum’s real name is Valentines Day … serves as a warning.
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DUDE – YOU ALLOWED YOURSELF TO DEVELOP FEELINGS FOR A CHICK WITH ANOTHER GUY’S NAME TATTED ON HER ASS?!?!? Please tell us that you are more Alpha than that now. Puh-leaze!!!!!
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@Zombie We all think we’re more alpha that we can actually manage someone like this. I lasted 9 months and banged her senseless thinking I was alpha. Banging her senseless was clearly her way of trying to control me….until she found a white knight for whom banging her senseless wasn’t the priority. Then she could control him by making him feel sorry for her because I banged her senseless….and what a cad I was…. Live and learn.
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Well puh-leaze give us some reasonable assurances that you have now lived and learned sufficiently well that you will NEVER TRUST A CHICK WITH ANOTHER DUDE’S NAME TATTED ON HER SKIN!?!?!?!?!
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Did she understand you were being sarcastic?
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Nineteen year old in my past, I saw her tattoo during our first night together:
It was a swastika inside a heart. Almost put me off my stroke.
At the time I was fully beta, she’d picked me up because I presume my Aryan master race looks. She really was the real deal, full-on Nazi. After, she drank Foster’s in a can.
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God damn, man, alpha up and ax that bitch to mother your progeny.
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Oh yeah, she sounded like mommy material for sure.
For Christ’s Sake Zombie. Start taking your meds.
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Hah, good ideas, CH. I will have to try the first one.
Women are herd animals, and when the media – MTV etc – started pushing tattoos they saw it as a way to show they are part of the herd, without making an effort.
Women have always survived through the group, which is a key to many of their traits. For example, women using a larger vocabulary on average is because they needed to get along with their mother-in-law who ran the household, and get along with the other women in the tribe, who helped each other take care of the children. Women have a stronger desire to live in cities than men do, and less desire to live in the country. Etcetera.
We can also note some observations for which there are no statistics that I know of:
–While men go to the gym to improve themselves in quiet contemplation, women can’t wait to join the latest fashionable group workout. What works best (weightlifting, for both sexes) is irrelevant.
–It is always the woman who complains that the couple doesn’t go out enough. She gets a kick out of showing off her pairing-up in public, for much the same reason a man would like people to know about his promotion. And of course, going to the restaurant satisfies the herd instinct, even when she doesn’t know anyone else at the restaurant. Eating – gotta do it with other people.
–Women on vacation want to go where there are other people. Take pictures of places other people back home know of. Show they go with the herd. Going hiking or camping is something they (generally) hate as it is lonely, just the woman and her man. What’s the point with that?
–Has to be the latest songs.
–Screaming and fainting at the sight of boy bands. It didn’t end with the Beatles. Can you imagine men acting the same way in a concert?
Expressions of belonging to the group are found among men too of course, but differently. Consider a military parade, a time-honored manly invention. Each man doing his part, turning the parade into proof that the men can act together to carry out a task. This is the archetypal masculine group display in public. Compare that with the archetypal feminine group display in public: screaming and shouting in awe, losing control of yourself so that you prove without doubt that the group has taken you over. They are not ashamed – they talk about it afterward, they are proud of it.
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weight lifting is not for girls sparky. you can have those chicks lol
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Proves you have never been to a gym. You think that weights make a woman muscular. That would take 5,000 calories a day and a daily program specifically meant for them to get muscles. Otherwise it is impossible for women to look buff. Lifting weights does however give them very goodlooking bodies.
I’m not going to teach you things about weightlifting you are too lazy to have any use for, but I’ll at least teach you a word those of us who lift are familiar with: “squats”. It’s for men and women. Go search for “squats” in Google Images, sparky. It’s the only place an old fatty like you will see women with fit bodies.
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those “girls” are all you brother….have at em!
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He likes the skinny fat girls. Hey, every pot has a lid.
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The women I’ve seen who do a bit of free weights (not obsessively) have better looking bodies and I might add, firmer arses and flatter bellies.
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@director
the girls i’ve met look like the wife from lizard lick towing.
imo, a girl with a 6 pack isnt hot, she is telegraphing mental illness and insecurity like a male gymrat meathead…..
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based on your observations, a possible checklist for ltr:
she:
has no tattoos
lifts weights solo, or with you
likes to stay home
likes to cook for two
likes to hike/camp, enjoys periods of silence/contemplation
doesn’t take a lot of pictures, doesn’t live for social media
has good taste in music, which is to say your taste
she:
is either a unicorn or a troll.
happy hunting guys.
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Where did I say she had to lift solo? There’s always people in the gym. I just noted that women like to work out in groups. I didn’t say they had to stop. Read again, read right.
Where did I say she, or men, have to stay home? I said women are typically the ones who complain about not going out enough.
Cook for two, is that wrong, you think?
Where did I say she has to “enjoy periods of silence/contemplation”? Although there is a point to that, but I didn’t write it. As for hiking and camping, it’s fun, though not necessary. I said that it is men who like to go hiking and camping more than women, didn’t say it’s on a checklist for what women to date.
“which is to say your taste” Oh boy, little miso sour and cranky today.
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no he wants to date a man JUST LIKE HIM.
there are multiple psychological maladies at work here feeding this particular troll.
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“I just noted that women like to work out in groups.”
women like to work out their mouths in groups. way more socializing and comparing wardrobes/bodies/hairstyles going on than muscle toning. waste of time and cash. if a woman can’t do her full HIT/HIIT circuit in half an hour or less by herself she’s doing it wrong.
“I said women are typically the ones who complain about not going out enough.”
agreed. so unless she’s cool with staying home most nights instead of dragging you out to watch her stuff her face at some garbage chain restaurant because her girlfriends told her it’s sooooo good you’re going to have to listen to that complaining. i don’t put up with that behavior and never will.
“Cook for two, is that wrong, you think?”
no. i think it borders on fantasy these days. good cooking is science and chemistry and history. all traditionally male interests adopted with enthusiasm by only the most loving and dedicated of women. the day an american HB chooses to read McGee’s On Food and Cooking instead of flipping through the pictures in people magazine while scarfing down some flavorless takeout is the day i’ll believe in unicorns. this generation of HBs borders on useless, especially in the kitchen. one of the best way to impress and keep a man is to feed him well. this takes years of practice and generations of experience passed down from grandmother to mother to daughter. the chain of knowledge/recipes/secrets has been broken in all but the best and tightest families. i for one refuse to eat gmo frankenstein monster “food” prepared by minimum wage border jumpers so that the woman who should be in the kitchen can waste away her life on social media or in front of the t.v. feeling her ass grow.
“I said that it is men who like to go hiking and camping more than women, didn’t say it’s on a checklist for what women to date.”
if it’s not then she’s going to want to travel. her vacation requirements grow exponentially out of proportion to her value as she ages. while camping might have been okay in college (at her SMV peak), it’s now unacceptable (as she sags, nags, wrinkles and spends). she wants four star accomodations in the most exotic places she’s seen portrayed by the progressive media she loves so dearly. her expectations increase as her value decreases and the more she nags about europe or fiji or whatever the more you know she’s not into you but the lifestyle you provide. a good woman will be happy to go wherever you decide for the simple reason she gets to be with you, whether it’s hiking in silence following two steps behind you or blasting across the utah salt flats on 4 wheelers. once she starts thinking about issuing travel demands it’s already over.
““which is to say your taste” Oh boy, little miso sour and cranky today.”
miso just honest about what does and does not constitute superior musicianship. can she tell the difference between jeff beck and satch? does she say, “this is the one bach wrote after he came back from a trip and learned his wife had died, right?” i refuse to listen to the autotuned garbage that passes for today’s “hit music” and no HB snatch is worth putting up with idiotic meme trend bullshit.
“no he wants to date a man JUST LIKE HIM.”
no. i want a woman that i don’t want to punch in the face after being around her for five minutes. filling her holes takes up less than an hour a day. i want the remaining time i’m with her to be stimulating, productive and tolerable. i’ve found two such women thus far but getting them to live together with me is proving to be quite a challenge. they don’t seem to like to share their man.
“there are multiple psychological maladies at work here feeding this particular troll.”
disagree.
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The overwhelming majority of female gym clientele lift nothing heavier than a phone book, and the very few who actually do get serious with weights are more of the Rosie O’Donnell type, Arbiter can have ’em all if he wants ’em.
Besides, lifting weights does nothing whatsoever for your waistline, which is precisely where most of the problems lie.
Re: cooking – Not once in my life have I come across an attractive woman who actually knew how to cook. Case closed.
Ok with me, I’m not very food-oriented.
Re: camping – See cooking. Also, there are cultural aspects. When a European hears the word ‘camping’ , they think of tents, camp fires and guitars, when an American hears the word ‘camping’ , they think of RVs with plasma-screen TVs, microwaves, giant refrigerators, etc . etc. etc. Basically, a NYC apartment on wheels.
I remember some pretty girls (of high school/college age) who were into the whole ‘roughing it’ type thing, but that was in Europe in the 1970’s and 80’s….
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I like “You realize those don’t come off?”
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Borderline neg-insult = best used once some rapport has been built. I would not open with it like I might with the ones in the article.
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If I was a dictator – and, Lucifer willing, some day I will be – one of the lesser laws I would institute would be a ban on tattoos, piercings, hair dye (except for those whose hair is turning grey), colored contact lenses, earlobe stretching and other disfigurements. The law would also ban what I would call freak hairstyles and freak clothing.
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How would you then know who the freaks were in advance?
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Taking away the ways freaks display their freakiness makes walking the street more pleasant for the normals. And seeing less freakiness leads to less freaks being produced. People learn by example.
Also to the list, a ban on hair relaxants and wigs. Non-Whites wouldn’t be able to hide their black hair, the Africans wouldn’t be able to hide the pubic hair on their heads. Hey, it would be a favor to them. African hair is already damaged, that’s why it curls like that, and the chemicals they put in it on a daily basis to make it straight damage the hair even more. In later years it’s completely ruined and they have to resort to wigs. Let’s celebrate diversity by forcing Africans to display African hair. Shouldn’t be a problem with all their Black “pride”.
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Would you ban sunscreen?
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I’d vote for ya!
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I am GLAD tattoos are legal. It is useful for men so that they can avoid sluts. It is useful for women so that they can avoid players.
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OT but in relation to that alpha game plan post CH tweeted: I’ve noticed a lot of guys making the mistake of verbalizing the Game to their significant others. Even using Alpha and Beta terminology in their relationship talks and whatnot. This is a really bad move. Not only does it show all your cards but it removes all the mystery from the male/female sex dynamic (from her perspective).
Never verbalize the Game.
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Good advice man – Rollo wrote an article (http://therationalmale.com/2012/08/22/just-get-it/) on how women want guys to “just get it” without being told or having a discussion on being alpha/dominant/etc.
Out of curiosity, how are you catching news of guys verbalizing game to their significant others? Are the guys telling you or are the girls?
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Yeah, I have some friends that tend to reveal their tactics to the very girls they are gaming! That’s like telling the terrorists you know where their camps are before calling an air strike.
Check out Alpha Game Plan’s latest post.
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yea I let my chick read what I write on here
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Telling her about game won’t matter if you already have the right dynamic going. We just don’t want to have to TELL you how to handle us. Explaining how you handle us, and why, doesn’t decrease the efficacy of game or make us lose attraction for you, unless you’re not able to do it yourself.
I know all about game (partially thanks to this site) and yet game still works perfectly on me. And I also shit test knowing full well I shouldn’t do it. Go figure. To some extent we’re just programmed.
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The last time I spoke to my last ex I verbalized enough game to let her know that I was on to her bullshit. I haven’t spoken to her since. It was most likely my comment about refusing to be another one of her beta orbiters waiting for a scrap of pussy.
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@SatyrWolf I’d like to hear more about this if you’d like to share. My crazy ex and I have had very limited contact. She is still angry and upset that I told her to “fuck off” after she tried reaching out to me 6 months ago to be “friends”…more to it than that. But her anger has translated into some very high-profile baiting of me through her white-knight orbiter who she had doing some of her dirty work for her.
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@walawala
Alright, I’ll give a little background. I’ve known her for years, have a 14yr old son by her the first time we hooked up. Despite my beta status with my wife she was my mistress off and on, usually lasting a couple years then a few years of radio silence because of jealous suitors or attempts to make it more. Not going to lie, no one’s topped that quality of sex yet.
Four years ago we found ourselves both single and talking to each other. So we dated. Started fine, but looking back I saw how far into beta behavior I slipped into. When she dumped me after some pretty brutal shit tests I I was offered the friends line.
Now she’s pretty chummy with her friends. Hugs, kisses, time spent. Now for me I had to initiate contact 80% of the time, barely got hugs, no kisses at all. The capper would be in private she’d tell me how much she misses me and how she’s working to get over how she was hurt but in public with her friends I was a leper.
So I got a couple books, bookmarked a couple sites, and found my red pill. Then practiced what I learned.
Next time we had dinner, I surprised her by not arguing over her paying her way. I eye-fucked every women between 18 and 30 that walked by the table. I led the conversation, but made her talk much more than I. I took her phone away after the third time she picked it up to reply to a text. When asked how therapy was going I mentioned that I was taking a more male-oriented approach to my well-being.
After dinner in the parking lot I took her by the hair and kissed her. When she protested I did it again.
She didn’t talk to me for a couple weeks. I initiated contact with her via e-mail by saying that if I was going to be ignored like that I should have taken more of what I wanted. To the response of working overtime and the shit test of threatening further silence I repiled that work is a good excuse. After she attempted to deflect by saying I was “in a mood” and “she was swamped” I ended the exchange with “You’re adorable. Call me later”.
Now I know that nothing gets her inner bitch revved up more than being called cute or some other variation of it.
Now I can’t give word for word for the conversation that took place, but she called me crisply at my usual quitting time. She was pissed that did that and ranted for a good five minutes. I acknowledged her use of words with little more than an “uh huh”. I told her that some of the camping equipment we jointly bought in my possession wasn’t going to be available to her as I has plans the weekend she needed it, which she tried to disqualify by saying she’s getting her own. Another uh huh from me. I could tell that she’s just fuming right now. So far the guy she’s known for 14+ years isn’t sticking to her playbook. So she asks me more about my therapy. So I outline how most men today don’t have a strong father figure in their lives so they depend on their mothers to fill in the gaps of how men should be men. I delve a little into how women teach men to be good betas, but shitty alphas and how I’m breaking out of the programming I was subjected to growing up. I bluntly tell her that the past year has shown me that supporting her the way I did should not have had me begging for the level of sex we had before dating. Then my question of being treated equally among her friends is answered by some quasi-emotional crap about it’s hard loving someone and then not seeing them as such whatever. That’s when I lowered the boom.
“The game has changed. It’s time you get what you’re giving me. I’m not one of your guy friends that hangs around begging for attention, hoping to share your bed. You are approaching 40. That means I am the prize, not you.”
Then I hung up. That was May.
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@SatyrWolf That was awesome. I needed that.
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I know a cute girl who got a very small tattoo on her lower left front hip bone, above five inches from her vag. I fucked her before, but hadn’t seen her for two months. With an eager smile she pulled down the front waist of her pants and thong to show me. I examined it with a slight squint for about three seconds. “It’s kinda slutty” I told her. I thought nothing of the line as I was only teasing her. This unintentional neg got my dick soaked in saliva and vag juice for several hours that night, and continues months after to this day. She still randomly brings up that neg, feigning indignation as her hoo–ha moistens.
Lesson: don’t be afraid to tease girls when they show you something they’re proud of
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Good one.
But that reminds me of the only tattoo on a woman that I have been okay with. There was this girl who only had a small symbol on the outside of her leg, just above the foot. It was the symbol for her family’s homestead for generations. There are not many women who would want people to know they are loyal to the age-old line of their family.
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Way to prove you wrong.
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notice a tatt on a chicks ankle one time
said to her what is it, a sheep
she must have got whiplash the speed with which she turned to me and said NO..it’s an elephant
turns out she was from New Zealand
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Whorefinder wanted to tattoo “rape” on his dick but there wasn’t enough room.
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(uh oh – INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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this reminds me of an old dick joke. a dude on vacation is standing next to a jamaican guy at the urinals. he looks over and notices the jamaican has “wendy” tattoed on his dick.
“Do you have a girlfriend named wendy?”
“No. It says ‘Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day.'”
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I’ve heard that one, I think it’s something like, he sees “We–” on one side and “–y” on the other.
Ah yes, Jamaica. They should be grateful to Whitey for sending them to a decent island. It’s like that Black soldier in the U.S. Army whose platoon was sent on a trip to Africa. He took one look around and said, “I’m sure glad my ancestors got on that boat.”
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I heard Jamaica was a popular destination for married white women to travel and get dat BBC
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It’s where fat white women go cause black guys will fuck anything
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“I’m sure glad my ancestors got on that boat.”
That’s a quote from Muhammed Ali to Howard Cosell after the first Joe Frazier fight in Zambia.
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That’s the punchline they told in The Happening, right before the construction guys started jumping off the roof.
I have a rowboat tattooed on mine… and when the Bald Avenger gets angry, it turns into the U.S.S. Constitution…
… with sails a-flutter.
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So he just put “R”?
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“r”
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Tattoos on men, however, like all of the male-female dynamics, have a different effect on women. Tattoos = bad boy.
My half sleeve has drawn many looks and opened many conversations with women. You can play some games with it – “Show me yours, I’ll show you mine.” “What tattoo? Oh shit. My roommate must’ve drawn on me when I passed out last night.” “What does it say? (What is it?) Come over here and check it out (leads to touching).” “I lost a bet.”
It helps if you have muscles.
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Tattoos without muscles are like growing a big beard without muscles. “Hmm, if I get the accoutrements of a tough guy maybe people will think I am one. It sure beats lifting.”
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Unless you can pull off the heroin-skinny rocker look.
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This.
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tattoos do not = bad boy, nowadays.
do you know how many swpl hoodrat pencil-neck squirrels rock them these days? its a fucking prerequisite.
as such, maybe 15 years ago – hence why i dont have any, yet.
if i do get fucked by ink, it’ll be in league of mel gibson’s lethal weapon tat – subtle, but something that means you are dangerous.
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swastikas
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The only people I see with tats that don’t look like fags are the big biker dudes and guys who fight (boxing mma etc)
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You would be a better man if you had served. You say some good things, but talk a lot of serious nonsense too.
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do you know how many swpl hoodrat pencil-neck squirrels rock them these days? its a fucking prerequisite.
Yeah, like beards. Like anything else, they only work if you have an alpha ‘tude.
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Sean Connery looks great in a beard. Most others look at best as good with a beard as they would look without it, and at worst, a lot worse. Especially some of the hideous look-at-me-I’m-unique styles.
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“It helps if you have muscles.”
Yup. That’s the key.
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I knew a girl whose sister had about a hundred dick tattoos covering her body up to her jawline. Cocks and balls everywhere. I could never figure out who that would appeal to.
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One for each she had been intimate with? Kind of like taking pictures on vacation.
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That’s just totally fucked up.
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90% of the girls on The Chive
Especially tats with close taint proximity
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this is one where i’m not fully ‘amused mastery’ at.
however, my grrrl has a solid black handgun slapped near the end of her ribcage. it’s discreet – though not enough to whore it on instagram last year. slut’s gonnnn sloot!
anyhow, first i asked her why she got an L inked on. does L mean love? you love me? i already knew that, silly! also, its sideways! is that so you can see it?
days later, i realized when she gets knocked up, and she’s breatfeeding the child, the gun will be pointing at the child’s head. always.
blame gansta rap errrybady~!
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Tattoos are like Lay’s potato chips, you can’t have just one. Once a girl gets one she’s already mentally planning out where the next one is going. skank bitches.
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I knew a girl who liked the fifties. So she got tattoos on her arms with various fifties themes. She was doing it wrong.
That girl liked to be treated like a slut in bed, let me tell you. It wasn’t hard to figure out, so I got her in bed on the first date. She later told me that she had a guy friend who she had known for two years, who liked to buy her gifts even though she didn’t ask for them. Like a coffee maker. She had never slept with him, they were “just friends” and she truly believed that. Then I sweep in and get where he wanted to be within six hours.
I also used to know another girl who also liked the fifties, so she dressed that way and kept her hair and makeup that way, with the skirts and blouses showing off her curves perfectly yet tastefully. Kind of like Joan in Mad Men but ten years younger. She was lovely to behold.
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Ironically in the 50s girls didn’t get tattoos. Neither did men except for sailors and pirates.
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Skag Tags
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Many of the “girls” in England now refuse to talk to you whatsoever if you don’t have a piercing or tattoo.
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I know things are bad – like everywhere in the West – but are they really that bad? Are we talking some specific region? If you say London, that’s not representative for Britain no more.
On another note, I demand that the West be renamed the South-West-East-Middle to celebrate diversity. But not North, that’s racist.
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I read something on social media a few years ago where a girl scolded her friend “I can’t believe you left me at the bar with those guys without tattoos”. Wow what scary times these are…Western civilization truly deserves to die…faster than it is already.
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Destabilise society by vandalising the human image, create uncertainty in the minds of children and the elderly, “is he an alien, mommy? why is his hair green”, convince people to darken their skin and hide their insecurities behind a smudge of darkness, uncertainty breeds enmity among the populace, self-obsession leads the way, status obtained by tacking more tat onto the alter of thyself, whores whore themselves out to the lowest of the low, self-debasement in a drugged out furore, hymens obliterated while hearts get callous… nice job string pullers and sheep herders.
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“Your tattoo makes you uglier, and you’re not unique.”
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Too subtle.
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Too subtle.
How about bring out a grater and offer to fix that thing free of charge?
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Tattoos these days are much like a clitoris.
Every c*nt has got one.
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I wonder how many dicks on average girls take before they decide it’s a good idea to get a tramp stamp.
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I’m related to one for whom it only took two (as best I can tell). It’s a fucking Bible verse tramp stamp. Her much sluttier sister, on the other hand, has a bunch of butt-ugly tattoos, but no tramp stamp that I know of.
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A girl I knew confessed to me she had over 50 sex partners just in the past couple of years since she moved away from home. That was right around the time she got her tramp stamp. I remember she told me her abortion doctor ordered her not to have sex for x amount of days . She complained how hard that was for her “I need some dick”.
Here it is 15 years later (she’s a military wife in her mid 30s now) and I saw her on Facebook saying she doesn’t like her tattoo anymore and regrets it.
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“Is that temporary?”
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“Is it scratch-and-sniff?”, then scratch and sniff it.
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That’s probably “Tattoo Game,” not a tattoo neg.
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Probably. I’m totally armchair, and I wouldn’t go near a woman with tattoos even if I were on the prowl.
Though I should be gaming everyone anyway, I suppose.
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Girls with tattoos and odd piercings: totally DTF.
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So are sheboons. Your point?
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@yareally, immoral …
Field Report – Tinder insta-lay
I won’t go into too much detail trying to break it down since Yareally can do it much better (if you feel like it). This required my best text game especially because logistics were so terrible, she lives more than an hour away from me.
I matched with a girl on tinder around 10pm who had no pictures and no profile whatsoever, which I thought was pretty funny. She opened me.
HB: Hey.
Me: Lol
HB: Yeah right?
HB: -guitar emoji-
Me: Sup sexy
HB: Not much boo how are you?
Me: Can’t stop thinking about your sexy body
Me: But I swiped right for your personality
HB: What a cutie
HB: I really hope we’re on the same page
HB: I swiped right for your sexy guitar
Me: Yes, I also love my sexy guitar
HB: Love is in the air
Me: Is this the part where we trade dick pics
HB: Probably, i’m not sure
HB: Half naked selfies first
(I recognized this as an opening to stop messing around and actually do something)
Me: Sounds good -phone number-
HB: Now it’s serious. You first : -phone number-
Now over text:
Me: Hey HB. -tasteful, artsy shirtless pic, I’m a fit hipster type-
HB: You did it
HB: Hi kant, lovely. Ill send you mine tomorrow Im falling asleep
To not appear needy I just answered:
Me: 😉
Next day at 2:30pm
HB: -half naked selfie- Hey there
Me: Very nice are you a dancer
HB: Yes I am
I could tell she was horny since she initiated and sent me a pic so I just went with
Me: We should meet up for some fun. I’d do very bad things to you
HB: That sounds scary. But yeah we should
HB: Bad boys are my fav
Now I knew I knew attraction game was over, its all a shitload of comfort from here
Me: Not scary at all. What time are you free tonight?
Me: Let’s both pinky swear we aren’t crazies
Hb: I’m a nice girl, I swear
Hb: Where do you live?
Me: I hope not too nice.. -cross streets- , or I can come to you, your choice
HB: Are you going to -my college-?
HB: So far. But I can come. Let’s see, I’ll text you later
Me: I did, graduated
Now it’s 8:15pm the same day, and she hasn’t texted me. I knew I had to regame this or it wasn’t going to happen.
Me: Still plan on swinging by?
HB: Im thinking about it
Hb: !
Hb: Are you staying home tonight?
Me: Good 🙂 I am, head over
A couple of minutes pass and I feel like I need to give her a good reason to do it
Me: Is love to eat you out for as long as you’d like
HB: Ok, if we have to play this stupid game and considering it’ll take me more than an hour to come meet you, you have to send me another selfie
Me: That’s fair, what would you like
Hb: Your face
Hb: 🙂
Me: -face selfie-
Hb: Ok you’re cute.
Hb: Also you know that if I come to you Ill have yo stay over since I have class at 8:30 tomorrow and it’ll take me more than hour to come meet you
Back to the needing comfort stage, I know I’m basically in but the logistics are awful
Me: That’s perfectly fine. I have clean sheets and AC
HB: Is 11pm too late? I have rehearsal at til 9:30
Me: That’s perfect babe
Hb: K, send me your exact adress
Me: -address-
Me: Ring up -apt number-. Text me when youre on your way
Hb: Ok 🙂
Me: 🙂 (at 9:45)
Around 10:15
Hb: On my way
Hb: Ill be there in an hour or more
Me: See you in a bit
She arrived around 11:15, took her in my room, made small talk for about 2 minutes then banged her. Probably about 5 minutes from meeting her in person until I was inside her.
She had a small freakout during sex because I didn’t build enough comfort. I stopped but didn’t come out of her, told her we’d get a cocktail after this asked her if she likes whiskey or vodka, and slowly worked her up again. She responded well to that and we finished having sex.
Afterward we just chatted on my bed and I could see her becoming more attracted as we talked — it’s really funny, but she didn’t become attracted to me until AFTER we had sex. Crazy huh? She apologized for freaking out, I said don’t be sorry, she said this is an unusual situation and I agreed.
She was a 24yo French professional dancer, really sexy body and good personality. said she had gotten tinder three days ago. When I asked her why she didn’t have any pictures on there she said “I didn’t feel comfortable doing that” lol.
Then we went to bed, I started falling asleep but she got on top of me and initiated sex again — it was better the second time.
I sent her a comfort text in the morning and she responded well. Hopefully will be seeing her regularly.
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Fuck yeah.
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Dude nice work man lol.
Learning a lot from these
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@Kant
Shit, it’s like watching my former self when I was heavily into online game lol Well done. A lot of people scoff when I tell them I used to do “day2-less game” where I would just chat the chick online and get her to drive to my apartment (sometimes from other cities) and bang her as soon as she knocked on my door.
It’s not a 100% thing that you can do every time, but a lot of it is just recognizing windows of opportunity like you did (reading her iois and cluing in that she’s actually horny and pouncing instead of building up to some gay date, txting her instead of letting her flake on you, pulling back into Comfort when you needed to, etc.), and taking those windows and not caring if you don’t get her, for the sake of pushing the boundaries and learning some calibration.
I learned to do it by trail and error when I was too busy/lazy (lol) to txt all week and go on actual dates and was just like “I don’t want to go on a date with them I just want to fuck them” and started experimenting with seeing how fast I could escalate to a meetup, and when I got decent at that I started seeing how fast I could escalate to just coming over to my place lol
It’s a fun trick to have in your toolbelt, but for any guy reading your LR and going “wow fuck all that going out shit, I’m just gonna set up a Tinder account and try this instead!”, you’ll gain a lot more experience and your skillset will get a lot tighter from actual cold-approach game in-field lol
Anyway, props dude. You may need to do some more Comfort over the next few days juuuust to make sure she’s cool with it all. That’s the thing with Comfort is that you DO need it, even if you get it AFTER sex, which tends to be my M.O. (I’m working on putting it back in before sex right now though ’cause I’ve been getting flakes off my cold-approach lately and it’s because I keep skipping Comfort because I used to do what you did here lol). She still has to feel like a special little flower…if you manage to bang her and skip Comfort, let her cuddle up and chill with you for a while or overnight and get to know her hopes and dreams and shit or you’ll get Buyer’s Remorse.
That’s why Naturals get a lot of Buyer’s Remorse and girls who hate them and drama and shit, because when they get to skip Comfort they go “woohoo!!” and then kick her out after sex and don’t call her again just like they do with girls they had Comfort with…but the ones they didn’t get Comfort with end up feeling used and shitty and get Buyer’s Remorse and hate them lol which isn’t a big deal if you don’t care about the chick but it IS a big deal when you consider that that Buyer’s Remorse can convince a girl’s hamster to view what happened as rape and that’s a can of worms you would be stupid to open when you can avoid it just by asking her what she wanted to be when she grows up and nodding your head like she’s a special snowflake to you lol
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@yareally
Thanks for the commentary — I think you’re right that I should probably focus less on online game.
I’ve noticed that your MO is to game girls at bars, get the number then set up a day 2 for the bang. Why don’t you simply go for same night lays? Seems like double the work to have to game them again over text to set up the day2
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@kant you have great text game. Really.
“But I swiped right for your personality”- Lol that’s gold. You may not realize but THAT’S comfort to an intelligent girl. Witty game.
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Amy, how old are you? If you’re older than 26, may god have mercy on your soul.
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Let’s not blow smoke up his ass. He got this lay b/c this is Tinder and its looks-based game. She liked his look and he knew how to escalate via text. She was also DTF (b/c its Tinder again). Getting quick lays through internet dating takes *way* more skill that what this guy demonstrated. Text based seductions are hard and require verbal dexterity. This kid sounds like he’s less than 25 as his verbals are basically infantile. My guess is that she already has buyer’s remorse and he won’t see her again. FB retention requires masculine presence. This kid doesn’t sound like he has it.
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“Barney: Let’s ride!
James: Fo’sho.
(James approaches girl)
James: (To girl) Damn baby, nice tramp stamp!
Barney: Hey hey! Her body art is not an invitation to grope her. It’s an expression of her inner-self. In many ways I’m sure she IS a dolphin encircled by flowers.
James: What?
Barney: What! (James leaves)
Barney: (To girl) Let me know if he bothers you again.
Girl: Thanks, you should stay close just in case.”
I like chicks with or without tatts it’s all good, the rocker look is sexy. But badly drawn tatts are always funny to me and I lol in my head.
No tattoos or piercings myself. Doesn’t really matter…all that it really affects is that I get a bit more hostility/bitch-shield at the start when I’m in that kind of venue/scene because they assume I must not be “one of them” the same way an asian guy in a country bar or a white dude in a hip hop bar would get extra static, but I just plow through with my vibe no fucks given and then suddenly not having tattoos is “cool” to them lol
But they only care because I don’t care. Other guys who are self-conscious about not “fitting in” will get hated on and deterred. They feel what you feel. The guys who say stuff like “these girls won’t even talk to you unless you have tattoos and piercings” are just lame guys who have a lame vibe…hell, the bitter crybaby butthurt even comes through in their text complaining about it lol
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it’s weird, if I see a normal looking chick with sone tramp stamp or poorly done tat, I find it kind of repulsive. But if I see some punk chick with lots of tats who just went all out on the look, I find it kinda hot. Does that make me awesome
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yareally, you are all into RSD as we all know…have you heard much about ths evil stifler guy who is friends with jeffy? apparently he is a crazy good natural who has banged like 600 chicks. just opens every girl he sees without hesitation
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By all accounts evil stifler is a fairly normal seeming dude who is just fearless about approaching and escalating on every cute girl he sees. Supposedly he banged a new girl every day for six weeks straight. Crazy shit but I believe it.
A few years back a pua named dbot did an experiment where he apocalypse opened 100 HBs under controlled conditions with good logistics and banged 14 of them over the span of 3 weeks. That means 1 in 7 girls he approached went back home with him, and each approach lasted only a couple minutes. So it would take him half an hour or so of sarging to get the lay…
If you’re fearless, have decent skills and good logistics it’s definitely possible to get these kinds of results. Few of us have the balls to try this shit though
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Ya Evil Stifler is a legend around RSD. He’s basically an extreme (extreme) Natural who Jeffy met and they clicked and hit up girls together. You can search on YouTube for some vids of Jeffy interviewing him but Evil Stifler basically thinks the community is all “a bunch of fags” lol
I believe whatever his numbers are, just ’cause I’ve met Naturals before (personally hung with a dude while he pulled 100 new chicks in a year) and this guy has that kind of drive combined with absolutely no responsibilities. His life is basically shit, way worse than mine lol He has like no money and just does private massages for cash and spends all day hitting up girls day and night. Anyone who has that kind of drive and spends that many hours hitting up chicks is going to pull retarded numbers. Pretty sure that, like most Naturals, he doesn’t really care about quality/hotness either.
Vibe-wise the dude has a super irritating wiener voice like Tyler, but from what I gather his entire attitude is just a big dumb happy dog with a smile on his face that has no concept of social boundaries/etiquette and is persistent as fuck. Girls are attracted because he actually approaches and has a fun vibe and just plows through resistance and doesn’t care if he breaks society’s rules and is just as likely to get into a fight or thrown out as he is to get laid.
Dude will be like, fixing Jeffy’s van and a girl walks by and he’ll just go “hey girl, you wanna learn how to change a sparkplug?” and try to get her to come over and try to escalate it to fucking her, where most of us would check the girl out and let her go by or think “I hope I see a chick like that at the bar tonight when I’ve showered up, I’d have opened her now but I’m feeling sweaty and gross working on this van”.
Not someone who’s overall lifestyle you should envy since he’s basically one step up from being a bum (and that’s coming from me who until recently wasn’t much better lol), and not someone to compare your numbers to because there’s no way you could top his numbers anymore than you could out-box Mike Tyson, but his mindsets and overall vibe with regards to women and having fun and approaching and sex are solid and representative of basically a Natural on total overdrive.
But he’s not doing anything supernatural. I’ve only met one guy in my life of going out who’s similar to him, they’re pretty rare and the result of a lot of fluke combinations of elements aligning.
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either way its good inspiration, he has a good interview with jeffy where he describes his game which includes getting up at 8am in the morning to start his daygame, hits on all the chicks going to work and school and stuff ha
he keeps his identity a secret because he is a musician (has youtube videos of himself singing actually)
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@YaReally
Hey,
This is kinda random but you seem to be good at pointing other dudes in the right direction and I thought you could help me out.
I live in a totally rural area and there’s literally noplace to “nightgame” or “daygame” (other than parties) and that isn’t going to change. I like it here. Every game concept that I’ve been learning has to be filtered into a context where I know everybody and everybody knows me and there’s only a few new people passing through that I’m attracted to every few months.
I’m already socially calibrated — solid friend circle, I have casual relationships, I host parties, etc.
Mostly I want the skillset to move day-to-day boring-as-fuck interactions into flirty fun-for-everyone ones, and long term, low-burn friendships into sex. Like, I don’t need help “generating rapport”. I have rapport with everyone. I want to learn how to steer people from low-energy bitching-about-work to higher-energy playfulness. I’m experimenting with this, but people are used to me as the low-energy guy they can connect with, so there’s been a lot of pushback even though I’m now firmly the “party guy.” But I’d rather be the person who just makes every social interaction rewarding or fun, not just the guy to go crazy with if you’re drunk.
tl;dr: most of my work so far has been eliminating anti-game orbiter behaviors and adding playful teasing and stuff into my conversational patterns. What would you recommend for newbie middle-of-nowhere game? lol.
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Then there are the women who have permanently tattooed makeup …
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…Which is the only tattoo a nice girl like me would ever consider. Lol
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a buddy told me you and zombie shane hooked up last weekend. how long did he take to preheat that oven?
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Lol! That would have to be the immaculate bunception.
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Because tattooed eyebrows look so good on obese Chicanas and hairless elderly Persian women.
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Detox incoming…
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nice tatoo, are you dominican?
yeah, me neither
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Will your healthcare plan pay for the removal?
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Better yet, free (tax-funded) tattoos for everybody. Tat Queen competitions in high school. Ridicule of “taters” (tat haters) in sitcoms. The viewers can vote on what tattoo the main characters should get at the end of the season. Presidential candidate promising to get a cool new tattoo if he wins the election, with the media anchors smilingly noting how well he connects with the young voters.
It’s individual expression!
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I can’t remember who it was that said “There is nothing more conformist than mass non-conformity” but it’s never been more apposite than it is today. What is the ultimate goal of the extreme left if not demonisation, segregation, and ultimately the death of individuality.
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Hey I can read Chinese!
That tattoo says “All employees must wash hands after using restroom”.
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The Chinese characters on the lower back say “Please insert coin”
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No tickee, no shirtee.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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It’s not a neg if they really sicken you and you want them to go away.
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Okay, fellas, I know you’ve been waiting for it, so here’s my best neg:
Groupie girl back in the seventies got Mick Jagger on the inside of one thigh and David Bowie on the other…
After the scabs healed, she says she’s going to surprise me… proudly strips off jeans, bare-ass (they didn’t really have thongs back then) and says “What do you think?”
Says I: “Well, the one on the right looks like Mick Jagger and the one on the left looks like David Bowie… I’m guessing the one in the middle is that lead guitarist from ZZ Top.”
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good one
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I always heard the punchline as ‘the one in the middle must be Willie Nelson!’
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See, that’s the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug… a groupie into rock wouldn’t even know Willie Nelson.
Sheesh, I have to explain everything to youse guys. :duckface:
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Nice. But I swear I heard that one back in ’79 or so.
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A good tale bears retelling.
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i’m a little but ashamed when tats come up
I didn’t let mine tat my name on her face grr
although when I saw it outlined on her face I didn’t want it done
someone got to draw the line for these bitches he he he
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A true gamma would never have a tattoo.
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At college, I’m the only person without a tattoo, or gauges, or piercings, or any other retarded body modification.
Literally everyone I see has something.
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Are you gamma? A true gamma doesn’t need to desecrate his body like the alpha and beta trash.
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Yet they all believe they are individuals, even rebels. They probably think of you as a conformist.
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Exactly. Betas and alphas are useless masses of society. However there are some sigmas with tattoos but only because some them use to be alphas and went their own way. Things will not change until gammas seize power.
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Gamma and sigma are not very meaningful concepts. Alpha, beta and omega do the trick, if you can’t simply say what traits you are talking about.
Betas and alphas are useless masses of society.
Ah, I see, a troll. Hmm, 98 percent of men are “useless”? And let’s add “masses” after useless to sound more superior. And finally “of society” to sound like an intellectual observer. (Because they could have been “useless masses” of what instead, so you had to specify by adding “of society”?)
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Beta are the guys with beer bellies watching sports on TV. “Alphas” are the douchbags covered in tattoos and stds. Those are stereotypes but bassically they are the dregs of society. Gammas are the real ubermensch. Ex. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vkAmDUUf60
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Look at what those gamma twins did to all those alphas and betas!
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Do you go to an art school?
If you had gone to a STEM school, it would have been different. Conservative, straight laced White nerds (and Asians) have low rates of tattooage.
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Gamma and Sigma are not meaningless concepts at all, they illustrate many subtle but very important differences.
Gammas are Alphas without the physical appeal. They’ve got the job/status/money, but not the height/youth/looks. Politicians, movie producers, bosses, etc.
Sigmas are Alphas without the pack.
Musicians, world travelers, some athletes & similar.
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Majoring in Native American Ceramics.
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Not quite. Gammas are the true alphas in the real sense. The std ridden tattoo covered douchbags were omegas who some pua morons call alphas.
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“Another theme on this is to mistake her tattoo for something else, preferably something unflattering.”
Yeah, this was my default approach to women who permanently vandalize their young, beautiful skin with disgusting ink splotches. But now I just absolutely avoid skanks who defile their bodies in this way — there are plenty of womenz without tats.
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Why does CH promote this guy who constantly disses Gammas?http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/07/art-and-social-hierarchy.html
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“You Chinese characters actually read ‘Kung Pow Chicken!’,
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Why is CH not discussing this?
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Tattoos on women are the equivalent of spray painting graffiti on the Mona Lisa… it’s an affront.
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Was Hitler Gamma? http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2013/08/be-wary-of-gamma.html
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And did he have any tats, like… say… a little swazi on his ankle?
Inquiring minds want… nay, need… to know!
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A girl I knew got her first tat. A rather large thing on her back, around her shoulder blade.
She proudly displayed it to me. She claimed it was an angel of some sort. It looked more like the hood of a ’77 Trans Am.
Without conscious effort, “Ugh” escaped from my tongue. With tears welling up in her eyes, she said, “Ohh, I knew you wouldn’t like it!”
I resumed whatever I was doing.
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I think I met her last Saturday. Blonde, blue-eyed 7, ’bout 24, 5’8?
Huge black angel wings covering half her back, had that X-Files appeal……
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Age is about right, but brown eyes and olive skin. The large spread angel wing theme must be common.
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When I’m with girls who don’t have tats I always point out chicks with tats and comment on how stupid, skanky, ugly, etc. they look. Hopefully it’ll make them think twice about getting one.
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[…] Given the epidemic of American women disfiguring their bodies with vats of blotchy ink, a man should have at his disposal some tasty tattoo negs to stir hamsters from their slumbers. A reader offers, “Cool tattoo. […]
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The male equivalent of tattoos on girls is spitting.
What is up with that?
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Agreed… those damn sunflower seeds could put an eye out!
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I read that joos are taught to spit when they see a church?
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Not if there’s anything in their mouth of even a modicum of value at the time.
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That’ll do, houseservant, that’ll do.
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Waaaay before I had any idea what game was, or had even solidified my intent to step out on my wife, I ran into some dumb young blonde cashier who was scratching at the tattoo on her arm.
“New ink?”
“Prattle blather prattle blather prattle. Here! Look!”
She RIPPED her shirt off, right there at the register, right under the fucking surveillance camera, and showed me the tattoo on her back.
Even with no game, I knew that was an opening wide enough to drive a dump truck through. Looking back on my natural instincts, I didn’t do anything so terribly wrong, but I just didn’t escalate fast enough. I should have gone for her number that instant. I should have tried to fuck her behind a Dumpster in the parking lot that instant.
Instead, I stepped out of line to let her wait on the next customer, and went back to work. I actually was in a huge hurry that day. I was coming right back. I figured I’d see her again shortly.
By the time I got back, she was gone, and I never saw her again. It’s a safe bet she got shit canned.
Tattoos spell low impulse control, but DAMN.
That was a very instructive life lesson right there. How many times in life is a girl going to spontaneously rip her shirt off for you after a very minimal conversation? Just why the fuck was I more focused on my job than on the pussy at hand? My boss has a dick. He would have understood. FUCK!
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Only idiots get tattoos. Fact.
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The other day I needed some information, so I sought out a secretary, who I’d never seen before. I was shocked to find she had masses of tattoos, mainly on her arms. I didn’t know whether to go through with my enquiry or get my dick out and drop a load over her. She didn’t look like she belonged in the office.
Anyway, even though tattooed women have little heart appeal, they can have real cock appeal. You think “This cheap little skank will be up for some rough sex. She’ll have cock experience galore”.
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I have one from when I was in the Navy. I remember in 92 when you had to do piercings on the sly. I always said that if I was in the Navy I would get a tattoo. Honestly it was because that’s what Navy people did. So I got mine. Now everyone has them and I couldn’t care less about mine. I’m beta but I thought it would make me look like a bad boy… you know.. military man, etc… After 20+ years, I see a sea of idiots who will be unemployable and unhinged from reality all covered in ink and with their ears stretched out so bad that people in Ethiopia are shaking their heads in shame. All a tramp stamp is, is a target to shoot your load on. That’s it. It’s black culture come full circle and our civilization gone. See also branding which is becoming cool too. Nothing says idiot like burning your initial in your flesh. Way to go Cow.
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You men, hear me. We would not hurt you, and you should know it. We would not have you suffer, and you should know it; you are weak, and we recognise the fact. All things considered, however, you are the proof and the seal of why the world needs women who would exterminate you.
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