Women, especially pretty young things, possess a natural entitlement that is the psychological effluvium of being the sex with more reproductive value. Men who step in line with this natural female entitlement (I’m looking at you white knights) are usually rewarded with NOSEX. But men who assume the mantle of female entitlement for themselves are irresistible by their rarity. Flipping the biological script is outrageous and novel; the entitled man demands a woman’s rapt appraisal.
Reservoir Tip writes,
One shit test keeps coming my way, mainly on tinder, and I’m curious how you guys would handle it.
I’ll be getting a girl to come over, and at the last minute she’ll throw out,
“How do I know you’re worth it?”
This is a classic Female Entitlement Syndrome Shit Test (FESST). It’s more common among marginally attractive girls, lower class girls, and stridently unfeminine lawyercunts who feel a need to convince themselves of their own desirability. Very pretty women will rarely rear up on you with claws so starkly bared, because they are content with an inner confidence that comes from knowing they have nothing to prove. The residual reproductive value of a 19 year old HB10 is conspicuous from its beginnings as a speck on the horizon; the same cannot be said of a vigorously twerking, clear and present 33 year old Bindi HB5.
Stealing a woman’s natural entitlement is easier than it may first seem.
GIRL: How do I know you’re worth it?
GÖTTERDÄMMERHUNG: I’m talking to you, right.
The above is a subtle steal. The neophyte beta male, feeling the weight of his newborn bristly balls, might reply “You’re talking to me, right?”, thinking that this was a clever retort to her challenge. But the alpha male knows better; any acquiescence to a woman’s frame is failure, no matter how cleverly garbed. Her frame must be destroyed, utterly. “I’m talking to you, right” (note the jettisoned question mark) assumes the sale. It’s a bit of wordplay that connotes the man’s higher value by tacitly reminding the girl she’s the one invested in keeping this conversation going.
(True or not, it doesn’t matter. What matters is massaged perception.)
Here’s another example of stealing a woman’s natural entitlement and muddling the pulp out of her frame.
GIRL: How do I know you’re worth it?
RAGNARCOCK: Charm school wasn’t my thing either.
Watch for the follow-up defensive crouch where pussy waterfalls are sprayed in fine mists over jungle canopies. The wording is crucial. You don’t want to mow her down tongue-guns a-blazing. It’s better to leave a little room for her to laugh it off with face-saving denials. Setting yourself up as an ally in oafishness creates that elusive “connection” that pickup artists know is the longest and most fruitful side quest on the road to sex.

[…] Stealing A Woman’s Natural Entitlement […]
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GIRL: How do I know you’re worth it?
GBFMÖTTERDÄMMERHUNG: wot? i told u before i can’t sundesrstangd u with my cock in your mouth.
GIRL: How do I know you’re worth it?
RAGBFMNARCOCK: wot? i told u before i can’t sundesrstangd u with my cock in your mouth.
Da GBFM to da ladiez: The smartest thinzgz dat ever came out of your mouth was my cockas zllzzzlzzlzol.n (da biggest too! ) lzozozo
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I don’t doubt that this works if the lass is witty enough to get it, but the majority around where I am would be simply too dumb to understand the underlying point, and the very few smarter ones, too bitchy to play along.
They’d likely give just a “haha” or “what”, in reply. Too used to useless, blunt dopeheads who can’t string a sentence together, never mind utilise subtlety and charm.
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if the girl is dumb, your job gets even easier.
GIRL: how do i know you’re worth it?
YOU: da fuckin price tag is on my dick.
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the master is much funnier than me
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Heh, true. I just have a hard time imitating those useless nobs.
Just need to have a different way of viewing it I guess.
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lol
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Cheesy. You stole my idea from the original comment thread and gave no credit.
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The alternative is to signal that you’re assuming the sale or moving on to the next option, such as texting, “c u @ pub”
It’s not ideal, but it sends the message that you’re either back to the hunting grounds (NEXT!) or changing the venue (managing the anti-slut defense) and the relationship is on your terms.
The idea is to deny the shit test any credibility. YOU have value, she benefits from YOUR companionship, YOU can move along to other girls, she’s lucky YOU’RE interested. Your fuck-buddy / girlfriend / mistress / wife should listen to her girlfriends’ horror stories of dates gone bad and think, “I’m so glad he tolerates my crazy shit!” That doesn’t happen unless you’re firmly convinced your shit is together (regardless of potential improvement) and disregard challenges of your worth by the woman (or women) accompanying you.
So, a lot of this is working in your own head.
Another valid response; “?” Make her explain herself. More likely than not, there’s some apprehension that needs stroking, and a little self-help may be in order. This also helps you filter the unredeemable crazies from the stable, let’s you inside her head, and helps build rapport.
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Rarely has a thread called out so strongly to GBFM.
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“So, what’s your price?”
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> “if the lass is witty enough to get it” ALL GAME MUST BE TAILORED TO CHICK AT HAND. Don’t waste IQ-130 lines on chicks with IQ-110. Also == exceptionally difficult to transition smoothly between IQ-Strata.
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they ALL want the same thing:the anaconda
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Jack the Ripper Within, you mean “the CIRCUMCISED anaconda”.
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HB 6 & HB 7.5 pregnant with Alpha ISIS Chechen seed.
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http://nypost.com/2014/09/16/european-teen-jihadis-who-joined-isis-claim-to-be-pregnant/
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they rate higher than 6 just for being 15 n 16
you lose your women, you’re done. They start telling you to pee sitting down and you acquiesce, just finish it. Put your head in the toilet bowl and inhale deeply.
The right takes the left’s frame; yes. What they should do is crack them in the fucking mouth. Ray Rice game, ultimate reframe.
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A ‘hah’ or ‘wha?’ is about as good as you’ll get in this area also. It’s not always because they’re too stupid, there’s simply no need for them to be or act any smarter. We have the pleasure of living in an era when even average girls think of themselves as Goddesses, constantly being told by their 567,983 Facebookfriends how gorgeous and flawless they are, they are (or at least believe themselves to be) the TOP PRIZE, and there are plenty more than enough supplicants to support this view, so this belief is never challenged significantly. The few times that it may be, she will simply ignore, unless the challenge comes from Hugh Jackman in a Ferrari, waving a $ 3,000,000 bracelet in her direction.
Rich famous actor game ftw.
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I usually say “you’re about to find out.” but you’re correct, FB and social media present women with infinite flattery and echo chamber affirmation.
People these days are not used to being disagreed with in any way- it’s an anathema to them now.
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Why not just say “bring the movies when you come over” ?
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It’s how I replied to “you think I’m that easy?”
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that works too. the precise configuration of words is less relevant than the underlying attitude that informs the words.
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For recovering betas of the nerd persuasion, that’s a point that can’t be driven home hard enough.
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I’ve come up with a better response: “Is the 3-some out?” Let her hamster work on whether the 3rd is a man or woman and whether you have backup ready to go.
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I just recently used a pretty good general response:
“Long story.”
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Does not assume the sale. Would not bang.
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I don’t think Will is your type anyway…
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It communicates “we’re still hanging out you’re not worth the time” kinda. Oh and you’ll almost guaranteed to get a haha or lol out of it. Guarantee
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Shit test that really tries to assert her higher value >
Her: I don’t mean to be mean. I don’t mind hanging out if you want to. But can we do something else besides grab a coffee?
((Yes I know the opening is not ideal – asking her out to coffee- but ignore that and let me know how you’d plow through this))
The “I don’t mean to be mean” line is pretty good girl game.
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So is she asking for the D or a free dinner?
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D. she said she wanted to go for alcohol
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I like coffee as a first date if not sure about a girl. I think they get the subtle hint that they have to win you over. And if you like them you can upgrade to bar or dancing later
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Then how about that? “Coffee for now. If i like you will upgrade to bar or dancing later.”
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Could be innocuous. Could be a backhanded signal for hookup.
Could also mean she prefers not to be seen beneath overhead lighting. I’d double-check her pics.
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That’s a pretty good counter:
“So you don’t want to be seen beneath overhead lighting?”
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tell her “sure, let’s go get loaded”…ALWAYS resort to alcohol if possible
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I like funny/non-sequitur:
“don’t you worry. I give full refunds”
“I come with a guarantee.”
If you really want to push non-seq to the line of overgaming:
“cause 4 out of 5 girls approve and the other one’s pregnant — I don’t want to get you pregnant, so you must approve. That’s called logic.”
These are good because they are meaningless. You can’t take back sex or give refunds for it.
An “lol” works well, too.
Of course, if you’re tight…you can just flip things around outright:
“do you think you’re worth it?” Question in response to a question. She’ll probably have some haughty ‘lol I know I’m worth it’ answer, and you can reward it with ‘oh it’s good that you believe so, I hope that’s true too!’
Pretty soon she’ll be the one trying to convince you that she’s worth it.
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yeah re typing war and peace is awesome text game.
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your daily game: use Roman numerals for chapter headings in yr texts bitches love dat shit yo
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Yes, yes, we get it
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true. you probably couldnt pull off more than 3 words, coon.
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Keep typing, David Foster Wallace. Keep typing.
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This is what I do too. It shows you don’t take her seriously which is always the right play.
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Great all purpose non-sequitur that also flips this script “we’ll see how you play your cards”
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Lawgic trawp ftw
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That’s not a non sequitur. That also buys into her frame. It’s cocky, but regardless it is an answer to her question. I like ch take on this dynamic because in my early game this wannabe sly moves never translated. It’s like you’re the punk kid in the classroom of some bitchy teacher, they’ll just brush it off. The only worthwhile thing to keep in mind is to avoid the frame entirely. Women are so self absorbed and entitled they will default to coldness even if they imagine you’re in their frame.
“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“I know right”
“Hahahahahaha”
“Um what” (this ones gold. So sparse, yet completely flips script”
If they persist, lay it down.
“I’m not gonna hold your hand. Drinks @ xxx I’ll text you”.
At this point wouldn’t you just wanna stop the bs. Force her hand. A lot more dignified than chasing her around like a fag with the same result. At least this gives her a chance. Better would probably just radio silence if she persists in her cuntery after the first reply to her nonsense. That signals a bigger problem with her initial assessment of your worth.
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That was me above btw
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Bye those three responses I listed are like fucking dynamite because they so blatantly disregard her entitled bullshit with zerrrro evidence of premeditation. That’s the risk of trying to be witty pre bang (and post sometimes). It conveys too much concern with impressing her. These responses incinerate her self image. At least they have the best chance to. Again I think the key with these is how flippant they are, and yet still shit on her frame. Not eloquent, elaborate verbal jousting that leaves her cold, not ambiguous, curt butthurt short replies she has no incentive to respond to.
This porridge is just right….cock flavored!
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‘That’s the risk of trying to be witty pre bang’
First, you can “answer her questions” without “buying into her frame.” It’s very easy and the crux of tight social skills — interacting without conceding. Second, being “witty” is a good thing. The idea here is that “how do I know you’re worth it,” rather than showing her “self-entitled” side or whatever other manifestation of the hypergamy bogeyman, shows that she doesn’t quite trust you yet.
That’s it. That’s all. It’s early-onset ASD.
The solution is to build a little more comfort. Being funny or playful is a great way to build comfort. You tell a joke like this that acknowledges her concern but then treats it as silly — why is it silly? Because, everything’s okay — you’re a cool guy who understands social dynamics.
The problem I see with your responses is that they will only work when you already have enough value to do whatever you want in the face of a shit test or ASD and get it in. But if they work for you, hey cool!
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Nice Wagner references. Gotta love opera humour.
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I like how CH throws that sort of stuff in for us old-timers
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“Old-timers”?! I’m a 16-year old cabana boy at a local beach resort.
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So…funny story. I was getting tired with this girl’s waffling. It was a long day at work and this girl was requiring too much effort. I used, “You know” and fell asleep.
She did come by and sent me a string of texts when I didn’t answer the door.
What’s funny is when we met up several nights later, she mentioned she heard a girl inside my apartment. Which is true, my roommate did have someone over that night. But I didn’t clarify.
Her: So…you had someone over that night?
Me:…what night was this again?
Hamster crack. She didn’t even finish her drink before we took things to the bedroom.
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“After I make you climb the walls I’ll be kind enough to loan you a pair of crutches”
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anytime you feel unsure of yourself remember these words:
“It’s more common among marginally attractive girls, lower class girls, and stridently unfeminine lawyercunts who feel a need to convince themselves of their own desirability.”
if a girl is doing this type of thing, she’s highly imperfect and she knows it. she isn’t the best there is and she knows that too so she shouldn’t intimidate you.
remember that and you’ll always feel like you have the upper hand.
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When I demostrate my Jazz Hands dancing technique to chicks, I’m also rewarded with NOSEX.
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dear zeus that is terrifying
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Not really. Every man should have some way of demonstrating his mastery of motor skills, coordination and flexibility. Jazz dance is cool, but tap is better.
Every man should know a few basic tap dancing moves that will get you near the door before you start running. You don’t hafta be Fred Astair but it cant hurt.
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Meh… can’t sing, can’t act, balding… he can dance a little, though.
(((let’s see upon whom THIS jest does not fall flat)))
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I want to fucking punch that dude.
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I thought the reliance on clapburst jazz hands was a bit excessive.
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“Worth what?”
“Worth (me,it,my time etc)”
“Lol. I’ll catch you at —-”
Or
“Lol. Pick up some beer on the way please.”
Anytime a girl uses such an overt line I automatically assume she has low self esteem.
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“Anytime a girl uses such an overt line I automatically assume she has low self esteem.”
yup
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So if she has a sufficiently high IQ, then you could reply with “Have you ever heard of this thing called ‘Freudian Projection’?”
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“So if she has a sufficiently high IQ, then you could reply with “Have you ever heard of this thing called ‘Freudian Projection’?””
that’s the ticket
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Yes, great move. Then you can send her a 23-page text explicating Freudian projection, including ASCII diagrams and a number of real-world examples. Dude, you’re gonna get so LAID.
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Point is that if, say, she is in med/law school, with an IQ of 130, then she MIGHT be smart enough to get it.
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I.e. “Freudian Projection?” wisecrack implies that [subconsciously] she fears that she is not worth your time.
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Might work on hyper-obnoxious NYC/Scarsdale/Greenwich/Hamptons Jewesses, in which case you would phrase it as, “Project much?”
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I actually use the projection line all the time, because all girls project their own character flaws onto you and it’s absurdly transparent. Don’t worry much about their IQ level. They can Google it if they need to.
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all she wants is some reassurance you arent lame or bad in bed. just say, “yeah I’ve had some shitty experiences on here too”. if shes being rude about it then a full reframe is in order.
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I think the last time I heard “how do I know you’re worth it” I literally laughed out loud and the girl was like “…what?”
If I remember correctly I then responded with something about doweries. But I was kinda drunk at the time. Still went home with her though.
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I tend to reply from what I feel in these situations. Thus, the offender will receive a “hah” in her inbox.
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what I feel in these situations == “You know, you’re right, it might be a better use of your time to go get another tattoo.”
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“But tell me if you decide to get your clit pierced instead, and I’ll come along and film it, and then send the video to your Dad. You do know who your Dad is, right?”
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So I’m not the only one thinking that kind of insecure arrogance is a red flag that speaks of triple digit notch counts and STDs anyway?
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Just the bad manners. Nice girls from good families know not to be rude to their dates. So you’re forced to reply to rudeness with even greater rudeness. Ugh. Yuck.
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Responding to rudeness with politeness sounds like either butthurtness [“Suit yourself!”] or Beta/Gamma desperation [“No really, I promise I’m worth it!”].
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Seriously. I automatically envisioned a girl with a Tweety Bird ankle or boob tat texting this line.
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“So I’m not the only one thinking that kind of insecure arrogance is a red flag that speaks of triple digit notch counts and STDs anyway?”
nope, you’re not the only one. everything you said plus you can almost guarantee she’s a feminist liberal who was raised by a single mom.
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“Nice girls from good families know not to be rude to their dates. So you’re forced to reply to rudeness with even greater rudeness. Ugh. Yuck.”
EXACTLY. i hate having to keep one upping a girl with insults and rudeness like that. i get absolutely no pleasure in that whatsoever.
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Honestly, if I hear a shit-test before I even meet someone, I next, probably without comment. It’s so not that hard to get action.
Granted, some women do it reflexively, so messing with them may be strategic. But I’d say the number of women who are both high quality and prone to pre-meet shit-testing is a pretty small number. The OP presumes that the date is worth the riposte; I don’t know about that.
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“But I’d say the number of women who are both high quality and prone to pre-meet shit-testing is a pretty small number.”
exactly. not sure why guys are even bothering with chicks like that but it seems like they think it’s the price of admission or something. i seriously don’t get it.
i’m curious to know if it’s something guys have just accepted as reality or if they are actually attracted to rude girls instead of nice ones even when they claim the opposite.
maybe it’s some subconscious need for challenge or it’s something they are used to because they grew up with women like that but do they actually like it? can’t imagine why anyone would.
i hope someone will chime in on this because it’s really baffling to me that guys are claiming they want nice quality women but they still reward these rude girls by playing along instead of ditching them the minute they get bitchy. what’s the incentive for girls to be nice if they can ultimately get you to play along and give them what they want? could someone please explain that to me? i’m just not getting it.
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Chiming in here, m-t. How old are you? All desirable women in all eras will test potential suitors. This used to be called “playing hard to get,” and was executed in a more genteel manner.
Things have changed, to say the least, and I think younger guys are now faced with a MUCH tougher enviornment. The number of angry fatties and feminists spreading their poisonous bitchiness all over the place has lowered the bar of acceptable behaviour even for many of the so-called “nice.” girls. I’m not ready to say bitchy is the new normal but we’re approacing that limit every day.
Back in the 80s there was a radio shrink named Toni Grant who gradually morphed into a serious anti-feminist. That’s the first time I heard anyone explicitly say women test men in the way we understand it here. This was a very important moment as it confirmed for me what I was seeing but didn’t fully understand. Feminists would call or send in angry letters denouncing her as a tool of the patriarchy, etc. but she persisted and it made the show all the more entertaining. She was a voice of sanity before things started to really go south in the 90s. On the other hand FI was running in the background and the good doctor’s given name was “Toni Glickman.” So there’s that.
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@ Col Nicholson
yeah, from what i gather, i am older than most guys on here. i agree that women have always shit tested to some extent but the stuff i hear on here sounds insane to me. i don’t envy these young guys one bit if this is what they are dealing with on a regular basis.
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There was a lawyer whom I was set to meet last year, and she weighed in pre-meeting with some (probably rote, perhaps she was just nervous and being stupid) rudeness. I think I just texted back, “Forget it, we’re not meeting, not enough time for dialogue like this.” She’s still chasing me, I’ve seen her a couple of times and she took care of a legal issue for me gratis, so there’s that.
But in general, it takes a lot of time and energy playing ‘parry the rude chick’ and I already spend a lot of time managing polite women. As you can sense I don’t date feral 20-somethings, so perhaps this (as noted above), is explanatory.
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I’m an older dude – 47. i think young guys have it much easier. Sex is expected and abundant across all age groups of females (thanks culture) whereas in the 1980’s I would say more than 60% of girls still followed a 3 date rule before banging. It was cultural. sure there were ONS that did happen especially in a uni setting, but slut shaming was a real issue back then, not so much today.
and hey @buenavista blasting a rude response from a girl WORKS. It’s easy, actually takes less time than answering a polite thoughtful response. Look at what you said and how it flipped things right away. That girl is STILL chasing you. I say it’s call game, play the game, play to win, whatever the tactics call for at the moment. Just don’t get caught in their frame ever and you will be fine.
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But the alpha male knows better; any acquiescence to a woman’s frame is failure, no matter how cleverly garbed. Her frame must be destroyed, utterly.
Which reminds me of how European fake right-wing parties never do this. They always accept the Left’s frame in every part of politics. Even though the Left’s framing is never sincere, always simply manufactured with the goal to destroy us culturally and demographically. Which is what the right-wing parties should say, but they are stuck in the Western assumption that if someone says something in a debate he must mean it. And that every claim must be taken seriously and be debated.
Case in point. Left: “The streets are unsafe for women! Patriarchy!”
Wrong response: “No, they are x % safer now than two years ago. Unsafety is a result of bad policies destroying small-business jobs. We have just proposed new policies that ….”
Correct response: “Why do you never mention Rotherham? Why no mention of the drug sellers and gang members all being Africans, Arabs and Balkanese? Because you only want to turn Western women against Western men, you don’t actually care about women. Anyone who truly cares about women, workers and everyone else must join us instead.”
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Freudian “Projection”: YKW assume all Shkotzim == pathological liars, just like YKW.
Inverse Freudian “Projection”: Xtians assume all YKW == honest & sincere, just like Xtians.
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The goal is achieved. I observed a bunch of wild monkies gang up on a single white man and proceed to attack with the fervency of chips defending their banana orchard. The rest of the entire street was filled with white males in their 20s, all standing about 10-15 yards away from the action. Not one would step in to protect one of their own who was outnumbered 5-1 and at risk of serious injury if one of the king Kong fu moves
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connected. All it took in the end was a fat older guy and myself to slightly intervene and the tug life onslaught abated and they dispersed. The local plods slowly walked after them once they saw the situation had diffused. All racism aside, there is no way that I would have the temerity to try to attack a black man deep in ooga booga land, without expecting to be hammered by the onlooking locals. The big difference is my tv station doesn’t constantly show moving
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Difference is my tv station constantly shows movies with the message: ‘yeh, u’re a bad boi thug who’s a star in the bed and the street, innit?, the government offers free housing, money and every protection under the sun. Fathers say ‘would you like to defile my teenage virgin daughter?’. No wonder they feel like they’re walking on water, while all the downtrodden doofuses clutch their precious iPhones against their quivering paunches as they pass.
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Related: when dealing with the insecure girl’s shit test, remember that this will be what most of them look like without their make up:
http://enjoysly.com/disturbing-makeup-lies/?utm_source=ibo2
Imagine an ugly chick and your response will write itself
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I always assume that’s the case with girls that cake up to the max. lol
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Muh dik cums with no warranteeyzzz
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“What price can you afford?”
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O/T: radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is in hot water for saying that sometimes “no” really means “yes”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/rush-limbaugh-consent_n_5824582.html
Of course the femc*nts screaming for his head have ZERO problem with Christian Gray interpreting a “no” as a “yes.” He should’ve qualified it. “No” means “no” for a beta or a manboob.
Reminds me of the old Benny Hill joke:
Benny Hill: Is it true that sometimes when you say “no” you really mean “yes?”
Brit Woman: No?
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“Welcome S-mart shopper!”
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“You’ll save on batteries”
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What about, as reply, sending her back a gif of hardcore interracial porn?
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Slightly more subtle than that might have better results
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new line to ensure a bitch comes over
say some crazy ass shit to lead up about how you are having a really bad day and basically feel like killing shit
now not good time come up its all bad right now
sure enough 5 minutes later bitch knocking on door
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she cheered me up though lol
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tell a bitch straight up I don’t want you to come over
they will find a way
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I’ve had this online as well:
Her: How do I know you’re worth it?
Me: “ohhhh a rebel…behave young lady…”
that reframe keeps the tone light and reframes the interaction.
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Me: “ohhhh a rebel…behave young lady…”
eww
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Stealing A Woman’s Natural Entitlement
but what if it is justified
I mean wtf been little over a month and my former bitch has broke up two ltr’s that I know of already
2 bitches kicked to curb
my bitch shows up in another bitches house its fucking game over for that bitch wtf
kind of sick it makes me feel kind of proud in way
then the girlfriend
then some chicks fiancé she fucked the dude at bachelor party
lol wtf prob gonna break that shit up too
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told her she ain’t gonna be here for the winter
she need to find place to stay
she fucking is gonna blaze a path of destruction till december
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what the fuck do ya do with a bitch who is a phenom
at making people fall in love
the chick she was holding hands with she dropped to curb was wanting to come up my house and shit
and console me cause she knew how bad it felt or some shit
lol wtf didn’t give her the satisfaction though he he he
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I feel like i’m behind I only broke up one fiancé
that was gods work though did him a favor
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Heh, heh… Ragnacock… heh, heh.
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“Cheap Chalupas, in a fit of elitist spite, comes out against a free people’s right to self-determination.”
That he and Niall Ferguson are screeching so violently about this is enough to tell you who the good guys are.
http://www.goldensextant.com/commentary36.html
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‘how do I know you’re worth it?’ perhaps she’s subconsciously realised the significance of the tinder logo. Nothing’s hidden whatsoever. Is it worth it indeed?
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in Germany this chick said as we were about to go to my room to fuck
you have the chest and handsome or some shit
she like I can get that from other guys
but what makes you special for me to go home with you
I focused in on her taking in all her details
I had been drinking and maybe didn’t notice before so much
but I noticed flaws then and decided I didn’t want to take her home and walked away
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thinking about it now that is what makes me special
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Did you piss against the wall of Hofbräuhaus < It will get you sent to gaol.
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I know we need more German restaurants in states
I drank mgd mostly
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I’m really enjoying the theme/design of your blog.
Do you ever run into any browser compatibility issues? A few of my blog visitors
have complained about my site not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Chrome.
Do you have any recommendations to help fix this issue?
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Stealing a white mans natural entitlement
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Most scholars agree the historical Jesus did exist. And, it is quite possible he looked like what we today would call a white man (I’ll get into the reasons why later)
Sure, these nogs are gonna be in trouble when Jesus returns; but not as much trouble as white people. White people are gonna hafta explain to Jesus why black people can’t accept his true appearance?
“My name is Jesus and you ain’t talkin your way out of this shit”
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Heresey! Li’l Mordecai THWACKowitz to be disinvited from toniest Scarsdale Bar/Bat Mitzvah party circuit?
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white people aren’t responsible for black people
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No water for trav
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“Watch for the follow-up defensive crouch where pussy waterfalls are sprayed in fine mists over jungle ”
One thing I can’t take away from you CH, is your phenomenal literary style. I’m hating.
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“Damn facebook, I thought I was messaging with your mom.”
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How do I know your worth it?
Another drink?
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
Guess you’ll never know… Later babe. (Then walk away, or close on her.) She’ll quickly change her tune – and if she doesn’t, do you really want to play her games? Or would you rather not waste your time?
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not gonna work on tinder or ok cupid or any online site, since the girls are constantly messaged there and can afford to get bored quickly and move on.
being shiv-like and clever gets her wet; pretending to walk away in an o-so-obvious manner makes her think you’re whiny and passive-aggressive.
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I like this although it could come across as butthurt.
I’d probably text back “I know” or “true dat” then delete her
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GIRL: How do I know you’re worth it?
Man: Woah! Slow down, I don’t want to get you pregnant.
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i do a classic “…” or a cat picture if she gets bitchy
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o/t
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-29220000
“Research suggests the average adult waist size in the US increased by more than 1in (2.5cm) between 1999 and 2012.”
Average waist circumference increased from 37.6in (95.5cm) to 38.8in (98.5cm)
The average waist circumference for men is now 40in (101cm)
The average waist circumference for women in now 38in (96cm)
The average increase in men was 0.8in (2cm); in women 1.5in (3.8cm)
Abdominal obesity (tummy fat) increased from 46.4% of the population in 1999-2000 to 54.2% in 2011-2012.”
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Rejoice! In my younger days every f’ing time I went to a sale at a high-end
store all the 32, 33, 34 inch slacks were long gone. Now, that’s all that’s left after the tubs have shopped. Everybody wins.
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Too bad shoe size didn’t increase also. I wear medium sized shoes and they always disappear first. Since here young people aren’t fat, I don’t even win clothing wise. I should get fat and save on clothing.
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you have good advice here, dump the white nationalist slant and you would be a lot more even and balanced. HBD rules, feel better? doesn’t help your content , but fuck yeah more clicks…
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Atlanta Rabbi, invent stories about honest living picking cotton in 110F heat, instead of taking easy way out and sliding EBT card through scanner to purchase kosher watermelon & fried chicken.
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Nobody knowz da trubblez Ah done seen [wit mah Lehman Brothers futures]. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI0eIo7gI3Y
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Believe it or not, not everyone who disagrees/criticizes you is a Jewish troll or whatever…
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Excellent link.
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I meant to say that the link to goldensextant was excellent. Don’t know how it replied to this comment. Will check the ZS youtube vid though.
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The overt white pride is the best thing about this blog. Don’t get all butthurt because you have feces-colored skin — no one’s perfect.
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Being “even and balanced” in the eyes of the Syna-Cathedral and “more clicks”… versus your integrity in re exposing the current malaise of the West and the culture war against the white male.
Hmmmmm… gee, CH… now you now how Christ felt when Satan took Him to the top of that summit and showed/offered Him all the kingdoms of the world.
The question you… indeed, we all… have to answer is: which will you choose?
Get thee behind me, Atlanta Man.
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[…] Read the rest here: Stealing A Woman’s Natural Entitlement […]
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Bitches, please. We all know the correct response is but one word….
Rape!
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Another great reply for this Female Entitlement Syndrome Shit Test is the classical line “bring the movies” by Josh Camacho.
Example:
Her: “How do I know you’re worth it?”
You: “bring the movies.”
Totally alpha. Totally dissmissive and at the same time NOT playing into her frame.
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Appropos of nothing – grandfather pimps himself out and nails a bunch of young hotties – freakin classic: http://stuppid.com/grandfather-busted-prostituting-himself-young-women/
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how in the eff is this illegal?!?!? This is the guy you want to be when you’re 88
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Forget it Jake, it’s Hollywood.
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I just had this text exchange with a girl I met online who as it turns out lives in my neighbourhood. She’s a live-in nanny
Her: Once you eat my food you’ll keep asking me to cook for you lol
Me: Same as when I fuck you
Her: Gosh! You are so naughty!
Me: Behave….
She was not offended at all by this suggestion.
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Isn’t it amazing?
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How do I know you’re worth it?
tell me you’re not a virgin
How do I know you’re worth it?
a timid girl. I could promise to be gentle but it’d be a lie
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The 2nd one is neat because she probably loves it rough.
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“Because your mother would hate me.”
“Because your mother warned you about men like me.”
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My experience opening teenaged chicks at the pool this summer was that the Moms HATE you when they are with their daughters but LOVE you on the days when they come back alone and have you to themselves.
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Been pump and dumped oftenn have you?
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“pull hair, bite, spank, choke, roger hard”
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Yup, married men seem to be happier if wifey is happy, but wifey don’t give a fuck whether he is happy or not.
Get through your brain, women are the most selfish beasties in the universe!
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jomf.12133/abstract;jsessionid=0997BE9F63837F76990FEB32345C3468.f01t01
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The key here is for you to defeat your concern for women. It’s simple: if you want a balanced, sane relationship, unless you met an exceptional woman, you will have to be purely selfish in the relationship, just like she is.
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After one minute text “3…”
One minute later text “2…”
Then wait for her response and demand an apology.
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Off topic, but it appears one must be a lesbian comic-strip writer, a race poet, or investigator of Native American women’s domestic abuse to be considered a recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant.”
http://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2014/09/macarthur_genius_grant_recipie.html#incart_river
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Option 1: don’t reply, wait for her to needily send a second text.
Option 2: be real – “lol i’m not playing that game”
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don’t forget the classic:
‘how do i know you’re worth it?’
‘8=======> ~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~’
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the same cannot be said of a vigorously twerking, clear and present 33 year old Bindi HB5
didn’t she o.d. on naan?
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Having never texted, tindered, tweeted, nor Facebooked… in short, only having these sort of tête-à-têtes face-to-face… I’ve never experienced this particular shit test.
If I had, however, my answer would be (spoken with the grand hauteur of a Scarlet Pimpernel):
“Madame, you are marvelous forward.”
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you can’t. you work in HR.
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damn it, heartiste. plz help a troubled girl out!
i thought i was hopelessly in love with a boy
i’ve been dating for 6 m, living with, travelling etc.
but before he was hard often, and satisfied me.
now, he’s just getting softer and softer, and even if
he IS hard, he loses the hardness often, once inside of me.
i just don’t know what to do, hace discussed viagara, but he’s
only 30 (!) n isn’t that just a short time solution,
i think problems should be solved at the core,
but he just gets defensive, i don’t wanna or dare to leave,
but it is hard to see any future with this sometimes, adoringly nutcase.
he talks about marriage, kids, forever, but i just have a hard
time picturing a such long future with a man who rarely can
give me a good, you know.
before, when he hadn’t time to have become so mean-spirited,
angry, overly-expectant, bitter, hateful, he had a 10-point-personality.
i have never met a man with such friendlyness, warmth,
generosity, charisma. i remember the first time i saw him;
i saw him sitting down, n he looked like the king of the castle;
fun n relaxed. he had a royal, regal positive aura.
now, he is just clingy, possesive and negative, n calls me all sorts of things
to emotionally punish me when i don’t wanna part take in his
big plans, which never seems to end or make him contended.
i have complained so many times, but i am, i think, a shy n lazy
kind of girl. i just wants a man who behaves like a man n not
like a female-like p***y. he takes away my privilige to
chase him n to feel feelings of unanswered love for him.
i feel like he is just like a cibling, or a friend, n we fight a lot.
i miss the friend-like, awesome person he was 6 months ago!
sometimes i wish i never let my guard down to be more
than friends with him, now i have ruined him for anything else.
before, at least he had his charismatic personality, n phenomenal humour, but now, with those 90% of the time gone, i think he is just a desperate, clingy, possesive shell of a man.
but when i’m high, i absolutely adore him! n i wanna have 6 with him,
forgetting all about his sexual probs. then everything is great.
i always all the time else, am so shy for guys, hardly responding or looking back, i am a hottie who is somewhat introverted, so i don’t think i will ever again find anyone to break through my shell. i never talk to anyone unless they contact me first. he is just hot n cold, n keeps me around, bt he rarely gives me sufficient hardness, n when i complain about it, he says, “well, go n find some hard dick then”.
before when he told me mean things, i thought they were funny, like that he is much hotter than me n that he looks too good for me, i just laughed. but now when he’s stopped being entertaining, n just being boring, wanting to isolate me, going past the line in name-calling, it’s not fun anymore. i have tried more than 6 months, it is so frustrating to try everything to get his member up, n still it responds very little if at all. but i really like his personality.!
i have always felt so safe n protected with him, now i feel suffocated.
so, dear lord of dread, what advice would you give to someone who is emotionally attached to the brink of almost no return, to someone who doesn’t function as well as a man, more than maybe 9/10 times?
(a part of me wants to leave, it’s just that there is still an inkling of bitter hope left…. he’s the most charismatic, funny, up-beat, adventurous, rule-breaking, criminal, risk-taking, child-like in a good way, person ever. a real psycho.
can i turn it around, is there some way out of the bad sex (still, when it’s good, it’s good; he’s the only man who’ve made me climac through penetration, and not only once, but three times in a row, thought i was under-sexual before meeting him) and the mean, psychopatic, accusating, neurotic, histrionic, paranoid, suspiocious fits (accusing me of infidelity etc) of him? i’ve never before met a man as criminally fun as him, so i want to turn it back/around, tired of him doing/saying whatever, n then the endless appologies, rinse, lather repeat.
should i flush him down the drain n never look back,
can you really tech old (sociopatic) dogs to sit, or
should you just get another dog, or any other solution?
/desperately seeking susan
ps. sry for long post, but he’s a m*******g handful,
wants me to visit him in jail when he does time in the future n all,
expectant as f***k.
ps2. heartiste…. the hero…. the truth-teller. the writer. the everything.
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if you’re young and hot, call me, I will help you forget about him
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From the Women are Scum file, 17 unladylike things 20 something women have got to stop doing:
http://thoughtcatalog.com/kovie-biakolo/2014/09/17-unladylike-things-20-something-women-have-got-to-stop-doing/
Wow. I . . .ahhh . . . just . . . wow. And then I went to the Goodbye America page. Women are children. That’s no joke, that is not an exaggeration. Like children, some possess a few adult like qualities and most have managed to copy at least a few adult behaviors. But in the long run, the men need to be in charge.
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I see that article written by a nog. That explains a lot, actually. Surprised she didn’t mention butt wiping and farting. But the title is “stop doing” so butt wiping isn’t gonna make it. Wonder how she missed farting?
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that’s really good advice i’m actually surprised it got published. wonder how much hate mail the auther will get for that one.
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“You know what’s really easy? Simply saying, “No, thank you.” There’s no need to yell.”
It’s also really easy for men to use this line when that happens: “Shut the fuck up, you dumb cunt!”. Seriously, how can you let some random woman yell at you?
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CH,
Regarding your Twitter on Megan McArdle
She is half Jewish.
Amazingly I am coming to conclusion that any opinion from either so-called “Left” or ” Right” seems to inevitably push the same goal in the end, depending on the genetics of the writer
Destroy traditional White Anglo society
A crazy conclusion I know
Can anyone on this board help me?
I think I am mentally ill. Sigmund Freud said so
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“I’m not. Get out while you still can.”
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YES
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“How do I know you’re worth it?”
“Seriously tho, my penis rocks!”
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NO
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This depends on the vibe, but if the girl does something that doesn’t suit your liking i.e. shit test, you could punish her i.e. going cold/give her less attention: “You don’t.” “I have no mind for game. Come over or don’t.” Etc
Sure, she could decide not to come over, big deal. If she does, it’s already game over. I’d say most girls expect clever replies at that point (men will say anything to get into my pants), so flipping/ignoring frame is called for.
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dude…don’t get bitter. Tell her you piss gold and will piss on her, so she’s covered on her end.
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Not a big fan of the second one, but I think “you dont” (sans the conventions) is actually pretty good. The best way to assume the sale is to avoid becoming a salesman. Plus, it works in the same way as disqualifying–you’re showing you are willing to walk away if necessary.
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Her: How do I know you’re worth it?
Me: You’re shitting me, right? Here, have a bag of Skittles.
À bientôt,
Mistral
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How do I know you’re worth it?
The best replies to this type of frame grab will be – light hearted, non-qualifying, playfully sexual and above all sale assuming.
I’d go with:
How do I know you’re worth it?
LOL… congratulations young lady, you’ve just earned yourself a spanking…bring some wine
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How to deal with girls teasing u by giving IOIs like strong eye contact but giving damp response on initiating convo?
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“How do I know you’re worth it.”
Hold your hand out, grinning: “money up front, babe. I’m expensive but I’ll cut ya a discount if you’re a good.”
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GÖTTERDÄMMERHUNG: I’m talking to you, right.
Don’t understand. Someone explain it to me.
Pretty certain if I don’t get it chicks will not get it either.
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