A reader watched a future heartbreaker lavish alpha male love on a hot woman.
Witnessed this pre-Alpha moment at a family restaurant waiting area last week:
HB8 sits down next to a ~5 year old boy
Boy: You smell like my grandma!
Girl: What! That’s not very nice.
Boy: I love my grandma
Girl: Oh ok! Well that is adorable. What is your name?
Boy: You’re…goofy! *walks away*
Perhaps a loyal young reader?
When I see the tightest of game in action, it’s like listening to the crescendo in Beethoven’s Ninth through noise canceling headphones in a living room dimmed by twilight. Time slows, the hairs on the back of my neck stand straight, and all the beauty and love and possibility of the world pour into my heart in that moment. This boy, practicing an ancient art which comes naturally to his sex but which he will probably relinquish as he grows into a young man assaulted by schoolmarmish do-gooders, weak beta males, and feminist propaganda, has crafted a work of seduction art so pure, so innocent, and so transcendent that Ovid himself would honor the young ladyslayer in poem.
There’s the bold approach…
the teasing neg…
You smell like my grandma!
the refusal to backpedal and the accusatory reframe…
I love my grandma
the swatting away of the beta bait, the teasing escalation, and the magisterial takeaway…
You’re…goofy! *walks away*
My Son, I am your Father.
Naturally, spergs and dweebs and misfits will cry up to the heavens from their dank fap prisons that the caprice and recklessness of the boy child holds no lesson for the adult man. To act like this boy, they would claim, invites disrepute and women’s scorn. They know so because they were told so by the skepchicks and gothghosts passing through their lives.
Experienced men know better. This conversation would fit right in place between a scrotally vital charming tomcat and his curious field mouse. About the only thing that would be different is the sexual percolation powering the words into a froth of raunchy promise, and the “incidental” erogenous touch that would accompany the grown alpha male’s playground ponytail tugs.
“You smell like my grandma” is hereby declared “Neg of the Year”. Thank this precocious boy for showing you how to act more like a sexy man.