What is “the No Girl”? Reader Sentient explains,
Another FRIDAY CHALLENGE… If you have been out opening girls, you will come across the NO girl… Like before you even get a word out, she shoots up her hand and says “No”… and there you are! (fwiw – seems to be the younger girls who do this the most, may be something they are taught?).
By scared, sharting betas who allow them to get away with it.
The Scenario:
You are in a bar, see a girl (maybe a single, maybe with a girlfriend, let’s say no guys in her group) and you go over to her and start to say something and she shoots you the hand and just says “No”… That’s it… “No”… and turns away…
What can you do to salvage and optimize the interaction? Let’s see your tight game, albeit it may be a Hail Mary…
The No Girl is usually a 6 or 7 who thinks she’s a 9. Her autonomic rejection is an act put on for the purpose of self-medicating her ever-vigilant ego. Truly beautiful women will rarely do this because 1. they aren’t approached that often by men and 2. they don’t have to prove their worth with SMV striver antics. The No Girl is more often found in groups, because it’s fun to insta-reject a man for the amusement of your cackling bitch friends.
Of course, displaying resentment or feeling insulted will redound to the No Girl’s victory. If you want to turn a No Girl into a Good To Go Girl, you’ll need a honed reaction that at once conveys your imperturbability and your cocky disregard for her faggy theatrics.
Having been the recipient of a few No Girls in my time, I can offer suggestions:
GIRL: *hand shoots up* “No!”
BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE: “Hey chill out, I was just gonna tell you you have food on your face.”
The “chill out” part is important. You want everyone within earshot to understand she’s a crazy bitch for reacting so hostilely. Social shaming is bitch taming.
Alternate version:
GIRL: *hand shoots up* “No!”
BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE: “Hey chill out, I came over to talk to your friend.”
There’s also the nonverbal response:
GIRL: *hand shoots up* “No!”
BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE: *high five the girl’s outstretched hand* “All right! On the flip side!”
Then there’s the silent stone wall technique:
GIRL: *hand shoots up* “No!”
BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE: *sit down, look at her in silence with a wry smile for a few uncomfortable seconds, force her to make eye contact with you* “Charmed, as well.”
This one, if done with the requisite composure, can quickly turn her crowd to your side.
Finally, I’m a fan of the “make lemonade out of lemons” school of game:
GIRL: *hand shoots up* “No!”
BABY’S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE: “No, you don’t use Palmolive. Have you seen your callouses?”
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