Sometimes a song that I’m singing in my head will escape from its skullblocked cage and make a run for it across the border of my lips. When this happens, I can go fifteen minutes, maybe hours given the retrospective nature of the discovery, before my conscious awareness is alerted to the fact that I’ve been whistling a happy tune in public like a damnfool. It’s a bad habit.
One of these times, my whistling must have been especially loud and taunting to fragile ears, because I was shocked into awareness by the shrieking of a chubby gargoylette, who whipped around from in front of me and demanded, “Did you just wolf whistle at me!?”
Caught completely off-guard, I stared at her flushed cheeks and fleshed body for a half second, dumbfounded. She continued glowering at me, as if seriously expecting an answer to her accusation. Pulling my head back a little, knitting my brow and squinting, I blurted, “Fuck no!”
She fumed. If she were a pig, which with a small tweak of one or two genes she could’ve easily crossed the species barrier, she’d have stamped her hooves in the mud a few times, threatening a charge. As it was, she turned on her heels while delivering a perfunctory “fuck you” and flipped me the fat bird over her shoulder as she walked away.
I felt embarrassed for the spectacle that had caught the eyes of a few passers-by, but also satisfied that my reflexive defensive parry poked a pig in the id.
I moved on, pissed that a pig deigned to shovel me a handful of her compacted shit, and pissed that I lost the tune in my head. smh…smh…smh… the rest of the walk I wondered, in vague outlines of indignation, how many American women were miserable in this way, cracking under the pressure of their fat and their delayed marriage schedules and their royalty complexes. How many women I saw every day were hiding blocks of TNT up their asses, just waiting for some misapprehended spark to blow the lid off their facade?
The feminine American woman harboring not a lick of resentment toward men is as rare as the HB10. I wonder, equally, if she knows this? I know it.
[…] A Short Story About An American Girl […]
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lzozozo hey heratietetztz!! heartsietztets!!! me too!!!
Sometimes a song that I’m singing in my head will escape from its skullblocked cage and make a run for it across the border of my lips:
When this happens, I can go fifteen minutes, maybe hours given the retrospective nature of the discovery, before my conscious awareness is alerted to the fact that I’ve been whistling a happy tune in public like a damnfool. It’s a bad habit.
One of these times, my whistling must have been especially loud and taunting to fragile ears, because I was shocked into awareness by the shrieking of a chubby gargoylette, who whipped around from in front of me and demanded,
“Did you just accusing me of promoting butthexhxtsing vampirez while vbiolating da one cokas rule while making all da betas buy me my drinks???!?!?!??”
Caught completely off-guard, I stared at her flushed cheeks and fleshed body for a half second, dumbfounded. She continued glowering at me, as if seriously expecting an answer to her accusation. Pulling my head back a little, knitting my brow and squinting, I blurted.
“Fuck yes!”
She swooned.
“r u da gbfm of da lsota ockasz?””
“i is i. yo.”
and she invitedt da GBFM into her place just up da streetz to celebreate da one cockasz rulesz for da afternoon, as today’s womenz cannot keep it to one cockas for more den four or five hours, which is long enough to make da gbfm cockas long enough zlzozozozozoozolzolz
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LOL GBFM for the win. Favoriting this vid.
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LOL – Good response. I presume you used a tone that communicated how disgusted you were at the thought of showing any attraction to a warpig like such as she
My response to this situation has been to just lean back and laugh. Letting her know it’s just hysterical that she could think I would possibly want to compliment her on her looks. Kind of automatic on my part, since it is such an absurd idea to me.
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Here’s something I’ve learned: if you show that you are not bothered by a woman’s insult or accusation, that you laugh at it, then she will usually believe you. You do it in a relaxed way, leaning back and smiling. Taking a deep breath to slowly fill your lungs and let the air out is another touch you may add, as it puts focus on your chest and lung capacity, stronger than hers.
Regardless of what a woman thinks of men she is likely to believe him when he shows he doesn’t care in the least what she thinks. He is, after all, a man.
As for fat women like the one CH describes, perhaps we need a new word that shows they are no longer entirely women. Perhaps this kind of fat woman should be described as a foman. Or some other word – we could make a contest out of it.
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Obeast
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Foman, obeast. War pig is a classic. But I would like a word that is easy to substitute for “woman”. Something that seems connected to the word woman. That is what the leftists do: they take an existing word and twist it, and people think it must be a real thing because it rests on the original word. Race – racism, sex – sexism, homosexual – homophobia, Semite – anti-Semitism.
So in this case, a word for fat women that shows that they are a subcategory of their own, should rest on something already existing. They are women, so why not “fomen”?
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But after looking at the fomen of the world in online pictures, I ditch my idea of providing an illustration. Instead I present a healthy cleansing of the mind in the form of a workout video by the very popular Zuzka. Always nice to see people getting fit. May I assume that this Russian gal is to CH’s liking?
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I developed the taxonomy of fat bitches long ago, but Nature wouldn’t publish it for some reason. Fat bitches all squish into two categories: Screech Pigs, and Sweat Hogs. I hold this truth to be self-evident.
Heartiste clearly encountered a Screech Pig. Had it been a Sweat Hog, it might have laboriously turned and scanned with docile eyes and then returned to its forward plodding, if it was caught at the hourly inflection point of minimum mental fog between the diabetic shock and the hyperglycemic trance.
There’s actually a 10mm pistol called the Javelina. “A peccary (also javelina or skunk pig) is a medium-sized hoofed mammal of the family Tayassuidae (New World pigs).” Apropos. When a fat bitch eats a pork rind is it cannibalism? We need to think about these things.
I kind of like the sound of FeeHog. Or WooHog.
I’d also like to further develop gold that captures the atrociousness expressed in the story; the searing jet of feminist indignation, burbling out of a female-on-paper warthog halloween-mask face, after cooking for years in her grotesque physical self, the layers of fat insulating the feminist rage like a kiln. Pig blob.
Magic word combinations aren’t always there.
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Dickfrau
Masculine gender of the adjective is intentional.
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Or I can’t German. Dunno where I got the idea that “dick” was masculine in German. Other than the obvious.
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In a nutshell, this is what a woman is. Women simply do not understand their own contradictions. She imagines you “objectifying” her because that would validate her, but then believes that the act of objectifying is itself worthy of contempt, and then realizes, with your “Fuck no!” that she is the sort who would NEVER get objectified.
And so the the hamster runs, spinning, flying off the wheel, then hopping right back on it to run even faster.
It would be tragic if it weren’t so comical, yet the comedy IS tragedy.
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The TNT bubbling barely ‘neath the surface is something I encountered last week at my friendly neighborhood radioshack.
We’ll call her Cunty
Mid to late 40s, wasn’t thin but wasn’t fat with a face predictably ravaged by time. Began to chew the cashier out over something out of his control. Voice was deep and body language threatening. The resentment birthed out of studying the archives of the Chateau seethed through my veins and I yawned quite conspicuously.
On her way out:
She: (turning to me) Oh, by the way, is that your (model of car)?
Me: (nodding slightly) Yep
She: (in a manner severe) Well your parking job left something to be…desired.
Me: (Nonchalantly) Oh. That’s okay.
She: (with fury emerging, uncaged from her saggy, fleshy folds) Um, actually no it’s NOT okay *some random stuff that I wasn’t listening to*
Me: (interrupting her midsentence, looking at her with wide-eyed intent as if about to say something profound. Instead I offer a curt:) Goodbye! (complete with dismissive handwave)
She: (Defcon 1) You know what, BITE ME!
She goes out into the lot, shouting to herself for about 3 minutes, I shit you not. I ask one of the other customers to make sure she doesn’t touch my car. Comes back and opens the entrance door to say:
She: “I probably shouldn’t even tell you this but I’m too nice. The tire pressure on your front-wheel is dangerously low.”
I merely glance at her then back to the cashier, not taking the bait and following her outside.
A couple of minutes later she zooms off in her pickup truck. I didn’t spare her another glance, though the cashier told me that she flipped her off.
Damn it felt good.
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flipped me** off
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Hey Joe! It’s your old buddy Casey. Didn’t think you were a grammar nazi.
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next time when she turns to you, ignore her completely. I mean completely as in she doesn’t exist. After she doesn’t get satisfaction, you can turn and act surprised, “are you still here!?!??!”
If she comes back with “dangerously low” your response is “so is my remaining patience for your bullshit, woman…”
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I like the first part about just ignoring her. Might have to try it next time a stranger tries to vent her frustration on me.
The second part I don’t – I don’t even want to acknowledge that she’s affecting me in anyway.
In the whole interaction, the entirety of what I said was “Oh. That’s okay.” and “Goodbye.”
Less is more when battling mad-cow disease.
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Late 40s women are actually the craziest, even more than teenagers. Pre-menopause is in full force, the hamster fighting for its life, and hormonal levels are crazier than London’s weather.
If she is fat/ugly, then she is crazy of course, but also resented, usually in a passive way. The real deal are the milfs, cougars and women who were very hot while young. Entitlement levels are through the roof after 3 decades of complacent urban feminist life. Come near at your own peril.
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Dat dere dopamine rush when a new CH article appears
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It’s better than finding out the tooth fairy left you a five.
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Avaunt, tooth fairy!
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Gotta give my doppelganger a smirk on that one.
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Seconded… on both counts. lzozlzozlzolzozl
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♪She was..an American pig♪
Thanks now I got that stuck in my head damnit!
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A petty song is certainly appropriate
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Most droll… golf clap.
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Well there you fucked up. You’re answer should have been a truthful “No, I didn’t even notice you.”
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Oops, your.
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Or just go with no.
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While slightly laughing.
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I appreciate that CH was caught off-guard in the moment on this one. But if we’re gonna mark him outta 10, I’m giving this a 7 because it ticks all the right boxes. People are closing in on the 10/10 response, which is of course, eyebrows shooting up to heaven, followed by a full up and down appraisal of piggie’s bulk, and then a simple”No way!” followed by out-loud chuckling as you mosey off into the sunset.
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I think it’s an interesting point, about being caught off guard and still giving a fitting response.
Most people would simply have mumbled a “no” and tried to be polite. Then regretted it afterward, thinking of what they should have said. Most manosphere readers, even. But we owe no politeness when none is given.
It is important to read manosphere posts even when you know all the statistical facts, so that you can internalize them not only intellectually but emotionally. It is also important to increase your testosterone levels and to maintain a fighting mode. Add some boxing to your workout, for example. Make sure that at all times you feel that you are a fighter, so that when you are caught off guard you will reply like a fighter.
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more like a mildly annoyed and patronizing, “not a chance in hell, blob”
and you need to tip your sunglasses down and look at her like you’re not only stunned that she could ask such a question but surprised that she even exists.
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You gentlemen are not generous.
I myself would have been taken aback at the false accusation, but recovered quick enough to go in the opposite direction, a la:
“Were you wolf whistling at me?!!!”
“Why… my dear… how could any red-blooded stud of a fellow NOT?”
My steady gaze and warm smile before continuing down the street would have left her hamster in a tizzy over whether I was being serious or facetious.
There’s nothing like going on one’s way, leaving an afterglow of amusement lingering on both parties.
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You’re a kind-hearted soul, Greg. Though possibly misguided. I go for the fat-shame every time. It’s careless not to.
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Ah, my friend… that is the time to be most polite… but let the steely gaze convey the iron in your heart.
When you file bile with bile, you don’t walk away feeling good, even if your snappy comeback is of Menckian calibre.
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Just concerned with too many withdrawals from the karma bank.
Now, the bee… SHE’S a kind, if busy, soul… and finds no time for birth control… which is why, in times like these… there are so many sons of bees.
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I feel GREAT when I fight bile with bile. Mainly because I can be colder than a Game of Thrones wedding in the middle of winter.
Women though? Those words cut right to the bone marrow. It’s a consequence of all those “feelz” women have which we men are supposed to embrace.
Well, she can embrace my feelz then, and all of the self-hating twinkie guzzling it promotes.
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Greg, not fat-shaming her is what incurs the karma. Only through firm and righteous correction might she find her way past the twinkie aisle to the enlightenment of fresh vegetables and the sign advertising a pilates class.
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And it’s getting even worse with Instagram, facebook, online dating, cell phones etc.
My question is should you ever even take an American girl out anymore on a date lol? Like how do you know when this is safe and your not getting boxed into the beta corner. Seems like it happens even if you are fucking her. I.e. Don’t take girls out on nice dates….
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soon as you do, they are all up in your shit 24/7
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I personally had success learning to say these words to a girl, like muscle memory (I am dumbfounded just as the author was or if I was getting called out):
-“Ewww [insert optional accessory words here]”
-“Sorry, what? Wasn’t listening”/”did you say something?”
Her: “Wanna watch Sextape?”
SoK: “Ew”
Her: “Oh shut up!”
Her (hours later): “I miss your face, ok.”
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Hahaha…..
The wallowing (heh) pity of a pig, who somehow believes she is worthy of a whistle.
You gave the perfect shiv retort, shattering her moral assumption while simultaneously stomping out her presumed desirability.
I love doing such things to the leftoid group of holier-than-thou women. Nothing cleanses the palette of the soul more than to speak reality to those who would wash themselves in self-delusion to ease their pain.
They are destroying the planet with their idiocy, destroy their self-worth in return and make sure they cannot deny it, no matter how many chocolate covered cherries they jam inside their mouths later that night.
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http://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g5738
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Wow what a bunch of pussy supplicating fags. Im so alpha cuz I can f–k bitches all day long… nah, your just a fucking addict seeking his next fix.
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Ahh, once again the PUAhate forum throws up a loser who can’t reply to anything proven by CH. The overwhelming scientific evidence he presents is a wall against which your pathetic psyche crashes futilely. So instead you cry out the tired fake accusation that manosphere men are “addicted” to women. LOL
No, addiction would be if you give of your resources and get only poison in return, and still come back for more even though it hurts you. Like failed omegas such as yourself. Put down those Dorritos and go get some exercise, then try reading some facts instead of your own hastily typed-out hatred, born of failure.
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don’t cry because girls won’t sleep with you. i’m sure if you white knight enough, some girl will have pity on you.
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CH, its a good thing you don’t listen to rap or hip hop because she would have stabbed you; but not me.
I get a pass because Im enriching the American musical tradition with limbic rhythms and pugnacious rhymes…
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and Ebola, STD’s and white-envy.
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Dr. Suess beat you to it…
… and HE, at least, had an illustator… for that true level of amusement.
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Not to mention getting rawdogged by the other inmates at the county lockup.
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Keep this gay shit up, and we’re all going to start to suspect something about you.
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You sound like an expert on getting rawdogged
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Ya know, capital T Thwack, to distinguish you from thwack you should change your name to RawDogged… Just a thought…
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The act has grown tiresome, kid… further consideration of another endeavor might be in order. :duckface:
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Obviously, it was a shit test. Assert your authority to say, “Hell, yah! You are soooooo beautiful to me. How about I take my special sweetie for a foie gras dinner and then stuff her myself?”
If she was ever desired, even one time, she remembers that maximal SMV as her value. It amazes me the battle axes that think they are worth a premium on top of full retail, and those battle axes, one would expect, are getting younger and younger. lol
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“WOLF WHISTLE? SIR, THAT WAS MY AQUATIC MAMMAL ECHOLOCATION. I WAS RESPECTFULLY INFORMING YOU THAT I AM NOT EDIBLE.”
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Quality. Though sugar saturation would probably jam the landwhale reference from being received by the diabetic brain.
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A line someone I know used on a girl in a different context… not completely usable in the CH anecdote good to keep in the back of your mind:
“You’re as ugly on the inside as you’re on the outside.”
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A+.
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It’s always the ones I have zero interest in that make coded facial expressions over my alleged gazing upon their tits or ass. Usually I am just staring blankly into space or at most assessing her sagging frame from a purely clinical perspective.
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“Madam, the assessment is purely clinical.” is, to my reckoning, a solid line.
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I am now prepared for any future such accusation from a charmless fattie. I will look at her blankly, slightly unleash my accent (to sound classy European) and say “No. I find you physically repellent.”
If you’re more the red blooded American man, give her that Lawrence from “Office Space” reaction when Peter asked him if people at his construction job say “somebody’s got a case of the Mondays”
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“How would you even know what one sounds like?”
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This is what happens to ears after having ear tunnels pierced:
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That’s whats she gets for trying to look like some jungle savage. You go girl !!
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Is that an ear? I thought it was some Edvard Munch aficionado’s attempt at live art.
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disgusting and trashy
not just the giant whole from the gauge. along with tattoos, multiple piercings are a huge indicator of sluttiness as we all know. upper ear piercings are a slut tell for sure.
a post on ROK confirms this: http://www.returnofkings.com/45944/science-confirms-tattooed-women-are-indeed-broken
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You should see the shit storm of comments that followed.
Tremendous fun
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Can we troll these people into the realm of african lip plates, mayhap?
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I would have never believed that people would be dumb enough to imitate African ear gouging. Never. But then this “fashion” shows up, so incredibly ugly.
The reason for ear gouging is to look African, non-White. That’s all. The socialists want to show that they are prepared to look extremely ugly in order to stick it to White culture. The ugliness is the point.
Of course they will regret it later in life. I know a guy whose gouged ear lobes have broken, so now he has pieces of flesh hanging from his ears. I’d like to take a pair of scissors to the ear lobes of all these idiots – a simple cut and they’ll all have to live with hanging flesh.
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The chattering among the average girls’ night out gathering would sound like a school cafeteria at the end of lunch.
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Arbiter
The reason for ear gouging is to look African, non-White
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But thats not the reason Africans do it.
Maybe white girls are TRYING to do it for the same reason Africans do it?
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Maybe white girls are TRYING to do it for the same reason Africans do it?
And what reason would that be, that Africans want to look ugly? That they have no taste?
“white girls” – funny how your mind works. When did anyone say it’s only White women? It’s also men and also plenty of non-Whites living in the West who do this. It’s leftists. But you want to ridicule and mock White women in particular. That just shows what a piece of shit you are, always ignoring the facts in order to show the hatred bubbling up from the filthy sewer in your mind. But what else is new.
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Arbiter
“white girls” – funny how your mind works. When did anyone say it’s only White women? It’s also men and also plenty of non-Whites living in the West who do this.
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Maybe they want to be African women too?
I suspect in the future you white guys may have to mark your women so no one snatches them too.
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I know those feels,bro.
…That time I asked the lady in line when the baby was due.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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On another note, Barack just signed an executive order granting himself the right to send off the national guard and the army reserves … to Liberia. To ebola-infested areas.
Because that’s what the national guard should be used for, right? Be sent off to another continent to die while using up American people’s money for the benefit of Barack’s race. Most of the national guard and reserves are Whites and conservatives, so killing them is only a bonus in Barack’s mind.
Will Congress react? This is a golden opportunity for the GOP. Vote against sending soldiers (sorry, clinical-sounding “troops”) to Liberia, and every soldier dying from ebola is then on the Democrats’ shoulders. But the GOP being globalists too, they won’t.
http://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/more-slaves-to-liberia/
So far, Obama has ordered 4,000 soldiers to Liberia as armed social workers. Only 500 are there now, government being slo-mo, with 4 hours of training in Ebola. Obama has now signed an imperial edict giving himself power to ship members of the reserves and national guard against their will to Liberia. These guys have families and jobs. They are not part of the regular military.
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101st Airborne Will NOT Get Full Protective Hazmat Suits for Ebola Mission in West Africa http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/10/101st-airborne-wont-get-full-protective-hazmat-suits-for-ebola-mission-in-west-africa/
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Nurse Vinson didn’t get one, why should they?
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The best hazmat suit is a sealed border.
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The best hazmat suit is a barrage of W88 warheads on Africa.
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If it saves ONE knee grow life it’s worff ANY price
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Ha. Only a week earlier a study came out showing that black men weren’t rising up in the ranks of the military in the same frequency as white men.
In unrelated news….
One week passes and Barry sends several thousand men to go fight ebola. I wonder how many of those boys were white.
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If there was ever an easy time for soldiers and officers to say NO and refuse to deploy, this is it.
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Arbiter,
I hear ya, believe me a I do. And as someone who used to be extremely bothered by news such as this, just learn to say ‘fuck it’. No White Man should ever volunteer for anything in this country and not allow those he has sway over to do so either. Live your life this way. Either White Men will learn or the NWP (non-White Parasites) will eat them alive. Personally, I hope Ebola comes to the US and spreads in the cities, killing NAMs and libs alike. Lesson learned for the remaining Whites…
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I agree with that: anyone with the slightest knowledge of the globalists’ wars in the Middle East should not join the military, in any Western country. Those who do act against their people’s interests. They are mostly conservative, but fools. They are “kosher conservatives” believing whatever the neocons tell them and conveniently forgetting all the evidence amassed that reveal the neocon lies. But even though they serve the globalists, leftists like Obama hate them all the same. Obama and his ilk will wave flags in pictures together with the military personnel, then use them and hope they will die.
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Only on the Dark Continent are weapons de rigueur for (ahem) “social work”.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Yeah but think about getting knee deep in some of that African pussy!….oh…
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Arbiter
Because that’s what the national guard should be used for, right? Be sent off to another continent to die while using up American people’s money for the benefit of Barack’s race.
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“We have to fight it over there or may it come over here” — George Bush
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That may work, if we weren’t actively importing jobless ebola-carrying welfare recipients into the US.
If George were importing Queda as guests into the US, you may have had a point.
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Stop defending GWB, for chrissakes. He was a population reached no less than his successor. His brother Jeb is even more loathsome in that regard.
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population replacer.
We need to get out of the habit of thinking Obama is the problem. The problem is much larger.
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I will personally campaign for Hillary if Jeb Bush wins the GOP nomination.
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“If George were importing Queda as guests into the US, you may have had a point.”
Bush gave five hundred Saudi nationals student visas on the one year anniversary of 9-11.
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Exactly. Negroids are the Frankfurt School’s WMD.
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“We have to fight it over there or may it come over here” — George Bush
Thwacky trying something again. You think I would defend Bush? LOL Idiot. Bush is a socialist, he promoted socialist policies throughout his time in office. He pushed for mass immigration and did not oppose Affirmative Discrimination that gives jobs to retards like you. I would like to see him put in a mass trial together with other traitors promoting anti-Western policies, whether in politics or online.
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“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” –Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
Please do not be petty focusing on party politics while taking of W
pay tribute the brilliance of the man and his immense literary talent
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“I will personally campaign for Hillary if Jeb Bush wins the GOP nomination.”
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Did it ever crossed your mind to not participate in the circus?
Do you really believe something substantial is going to change if you vote for one clown instead for the other?
To support Hillary in particularly or any other Muppet for that matter is a betrayal of yourself if you call yourself an intelligent man
Emphasis is on both words
Do not give any legitimacy to the system which only and ultimate goal is the destruction of everything you stand for
We all know who the masters are, who the lackeys are and what we can expect from either
Our fight is of a different kind
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I wasn’t defending GWB, I was showing that actions have context behind them. Learn the difference.
And are you suggesting Saudi National = Queda? That’s a damn broad statement.
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> …”which with a small tweak of one or two genes she could’ve easily crossed the species barrier…” ‘Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig’: Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2515969/Humans-evolved-female-chimpanzee-mated-pig-Extraordinary-claim-American-geneticist.html
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Like a Constitutional Amendment, the fewer words, the better.
If I may split hairs here, my delivery would have been simply, “You…?”, with a haughty rising inflection and a snarky snort.
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Speaking of number of words, allow me to copy and paste something:
Meaningful words:
Pythagoras: 24 words
The Lord’s Prayer: 66 words
Archimedes’ Principle: 67 words
The Ten Commandments: 179 words
Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address: 286 words
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words
The U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words
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I doubt many have leafed through those regulations.
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What about the 14 Words?
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What about the 14 Words?
Clear and to the point. Let’s add them to the top of the list.
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@ Greg
Lettuce hope not.
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14 Words… excellent point.
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Reminds me once I was leaving a grocery store with some things for dinner, and I whistled to my dogs in the car just to get them riled up (my wife was in there with them).
Waifu was laughing her ass off when I got in the car. Apparently some woman I didn’t even know was there was looking horribly offended that I whistled at her, then abjectly mortified to realize I wasn’t.
You can’t make this stuff up. Liberal sitcom writers are missing a mint to be made from mocking female sex paranoia.
But you should have told her how much you love plus size women. For every woman who is pissed about wolf whistles there’s 2 more who wish it would happen to them so they can be all indignant about it.
Validation that fat is sexy and men are sexist….It’s a win/win for jumbling fatbodies everywhere.
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“As it was, she turned on her heels while delivering a perfunctory “fuck you” and flipped me the fat bird over her shoulder as she walked away.”
I wonder if a putti puttanesca like this ever realizes how far she skates on her female privilege? Does she ever muse, what if I were a weak, short, fat dude who acted like this around other men? What would they do then?
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I have music in my head almost all times of the day. Especially if I am walking the halls at work (huge building) I whistle or hum or pound a beat on my legs.
The second you start whistling a tune, women turn to look. Exactly as if they believe you’re whistling at them.
The damn EGO of that is astounding.
The best response would be a dry spit-take or whatever you’d call it.
“PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!!!!!!!” Then a Wayne’s World “Cha!!!!!!!! Yeah! Right!”
Fuck these cows with their stupidity and overweening egos. Rape their self-esteem with utter mockery and bonus points for making them cry.
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If she looked as you describe, she should’ve been thrilled at the possibility someone was whistling at her. This reminds me of one time this past winter when some utility workers on the opposite sidewalk started hooting at me. I assumed they were catcalling so I just smiled and waved. Turns out they were just trying to tell me I dropped a glove. Lol
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Lol. You should have wiggled your butt at them as a thank you when you left.
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next time, show tits
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“You wish.” with a smile.
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A lot of girls who seem sweet and feminine at first are anything but. Some know that is attractive and put on that act to rope you in. Then they reveal who they are.
I was involved briefly with a girl who was pretty, feminine, sweet. After knowing her briefly she let her true face show and I’ve never had a worse time with anyone. She was always miserable, ready to take offense at any perceived slight (including completely irrational things that weren’t slights at all), and threw hysterical fits all the time. She was 30, unmarried, had never lived with a guy, which should have been warning in the beginning I guess. But she seemed very sweet and feminine. Be careful because even girls who don’t appear deranged at first, in fact are…
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You need relationship game. Sounds like she was very insecure and needed a lot of comfort. I’m married to one who is insecure.
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rooivalk says…”I was involved briefly with a girl who was pretty, feminine, sweet…she seemed very sweet and feminine”
theasdgamer…”You need relationship game.”
relationship game is right. take this to heart in your future endeavors. a good balance of beta/alpha is necessary in any relationship but if she was as feminine and sweet as you say, you needed to be even MORE beta than with a typical girl. girls like that require a different kind of game. going hard and fast alpha all the time will crush them.
i know it’s hard to trust that it’s safe to go into beta mode because we’ve all seen how destructive that can be but girls like this are what nature intended. the hard core alpha frame we need for most modern day women is unnecessary with them. not only unnecessary but it’s actually damaging to their delicate dispositions.
totally worth it if you can find the right balance.
CH: would love to see more posts on relationship game. it seems like a lot of us need the reminder that aloof indifference/asshole game isn’t the cure all in every relationship situation.
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I was planning to do a post about relationship game in the near future. I’ll move it up the queue.
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@ theasdgamer
that would be sweet. i’ll be keeping an eye out for it. thanks.
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It is difficult when you are staring the horror (and the horrible thought) straight in the snout. “Now seriously has any guy ever wolf whistled you?”
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You should have said, “Madam, if I was attempting to get your attention I would have shouted “Sooey,Sooey, Sooooooey!”
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“Wolf whistle? You? Oh the huge manatee!”
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More and more I want some excellent version of sex bots or VR sex to come. I say this as a guy who’s getting lots of hot young ass.
A little bit I want it for me.
Very much I want it for our beta brethren (yes they are our brothers and NO a sucker does not deserve to be betrayed)
Mostly I want it for justice. Modern women are not useless to men, but they’re certainly trying their hardest to be. Beta boy engineers and computer scientists need to pick up the slack, meet these ladies half way.
One day there should be a story told about how men and women used to need each other and be good for each other, until a few generations of women became so stunningly selfish/dishonest/greedy that a new system had to be invented.
Women in that future era we’ll see that men are clearly useful and often good hearted. They will have an awareness that the pigs we are suffering today stole something from them.
And maybe just maybe these ghastly immoral SJWs will spend their last days on this earth surrounded by men who see them as monsters and young women who despise them for killing this “love and companionship” fable they grew up hearing about.
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Look at her with amused mastery:
“Seriously?” shake your head and continue whistling…
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Why be a d1ck?
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chicks dig jerks…and in this case “seriously?” is a variation of agree and amplify.
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Why do you want to A&A a whale rather than just leave on a high note?
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Engaging Nicole joke in 3…2….1…
NO WAY RAPE!
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Opportunity lost.
The better answer isn’t “fuck no!” but “hell yeah baby! I have a fetish for back fat. All I need is a crease!”
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“I’m into bestiality.” lol
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PA ; I will look at her blankly, slightly unleash my accent (to sound classy European) and say “No. I find you physically repellent.”
ah, the good ol’ “alien intelligence” gambit.
Being a brit, I confess I have on occasion in the past resorted to going full Withnail on this sort of grossbeest idiot, when they can’t be breezily ignored.
Anglophone women, being mistresses of recondite wit and repartee, can be almost guaranteed to eagerly leap to the “yore fuckin’ gay! (snortgrunt)” cheapshot.
Leading to the inevitable, me expostulating “I bloody am now!”
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Given the unhappy choice of doing it with a whalepig or a hot young man….confirmed asexual, I think.
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Some fat cunts were being obnoxious while I was getting my drink at the bar. Calling out to me. Like I wanted to talk to them. Like they had anything to offer.
So I just looked over my shoulder and pitched a “Moooooooo”. silence. hurt looks. Then they left.
Animal noises are now my go-to shutter-upper. There is no need to engage these beasts on a human level. Plus, the elementary school put-downs are always best. You can see a lifetime of pain and rejection swelling up in those eyes. delicious.
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This is what a woman who can’t MOVEON sounds like: Rationalizing revenge b/c her alpha fux left her. slate.com/articles/life/…
YKW. Every fucking single time. Every time.
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If any of you finds it, please post the link here to her blog post about how she was violently harassed and nearly raped today.
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I just reply with ” Don’t flatter yourself. ”
Hamster goes atomic
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“No actually, I was whistling Ole McDonald Had A Farm. Probably felt like home eh hun?”
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