SJW (Social Justice Warrior) Game is described by commenter “Matthew Yglesias is a sex god”:
Jerkboy game has nothing on SJW game
1. Read Huffinton Post, Slate, ThinkProgress, and Vox religiously. Check in with the NYT on occasion for a moderate opinion.
2. Regularly post on facebook articles about the benefits of eating local and organic, heartwarming tales of minority children, and uplifting quotes about how happiness is more than just material wealth (since you yourself have a shitty job).
3. Don’t lift weights
4. Boast of your support for women’s rights
5. Impress girls with your knowledge of craft beer and artisanal cheeses
6. Continue wearing an Obama t-shirt into 2015
7. Whenever the bro who’s banged several of your attractive female friends leaves and is safely out of earshot, loudly proclaim “wow, that guy’s such a douchebag.”
8. Marry a Lena Dunham look-a-like at the age of 33
9. Rejoice that your wife doesn’t want to have kids, giving you both more time to devote your lives to helping others
10. Drunkenly hit on your apolitical friend’s attractive wife at a cocktail party. Get rebuffed.
11. Go on game websites and ridicule them for being misogynist posers who don’t actually get laid
Numbers 7 and 11 are the sharpest shivs. So many shitlibs I’ve known who guffawed about some cool jerk’s “douchebaggery” once he was out of the room. “Douchebag” has morphed into a catch-all SWPL term for a white man with noticeable muscle development, fearless social command that attracts slender women, and insufficient fealty to leftoid groupthink. It’s the Wormtongue whine of the bitter androgyne.
MYIASG’s comment arrived too late to be included in this week’s Comment of the Week (COTW) sporting event, but it will be grandfathered in as a submission for Comment of the Year.
One has to wonder if the feminist women have any respect for the feminist men, or if the men are just seen as tools.
Excellently written list, by the way. And what a surprise to see someone in this day and age with such a grasp of the language that he knows when to punctuate in a list: no punctuation for a line with only one sentence, while there should be punctuation in the same list in a line with two or more sentences. A detail, you say? Yes, which is why so few learn it. The average mind is incapable of learning such details any longer, and you have to be content if the sheeple know basic spelling. There was a time when only excellence was accepted among students. We are no longer in that time.
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Are feminist women capable of respect? Aside from their own self-respect?
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The game advice on the blog is gold.
The political commentary is shit.
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Translation: “I still fantasize about sucking Obama’s dick!”
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Obama is a globalist pig just like all of your pre selected “candidates”.
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I think we may have a hard core libertardian sperg on our hands. Tell us how Herr Doktor Paul will save the world, Freddy Boy.
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“They are all the same, man”
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Few things more loathsome than a sneering, jeering cocksucker from MPC who think branding people “nerds” or “libertarians” is a sufficient argument.
How is Ron Paul NOT an improvement over the current Republicrat party, in literally almost every single way?
Oh wait, NERDS say he’s great. I suppose that ruins everything.
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For one, he can’t get elected.
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Funny to hear the leftists cry out in pain with zero arguments. And you steal a historical figure’s name to bask in his glow. Sycophant.
You decry globalism but you look up to a classic liberal from the anti-scientific people-are-clean-slates “Enlightenment” era. Libertarians would open all borders and let globalist corporations reign free. For about ten seconds before the open borders usher in globalist socialist rule. Good plan, Fred.
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Few things more loathsome than a sneering, jeering cocksucker from MPC who think branding people “nerds” or “libertarians” is a sufficient argument.
How is Ron Paul NOT an improvement over the current Republicrat party, in literally almost every single way?
He said Doctor Paul. Could be Rand Paul. The guy who says he is NOT a libertarian, who praises the anti-White state Israel (where Christians are forbidden from marrying the Chosen Ones), who was caught on tape fleeing from confronting an illegal immigrant who came up to talk to him. He even left his hamburger behind half-eaten in his haste to get away. How very folksy of him, to eat a hamburger like them regular folks. The running away, not so much.
Ron Paul made many good points. Too bad he didn’t oppose immigration on the grounds of country-as-citizens’-property. His son fell far from the tree. I’d still take him over the traitors in the party though, just to see what would happen. He might expose some of the crimes going on behind the scenes, and audit the Fed. But he has shot himself in the foot and backstabbed true anti-establishment activists over and over again in his effort to be accepted by the establishment, a tactic that NEVER works. Once they target you, you remain a target and won’t be supported for office.
Meanwhile Rand pushes various themes to cozy up to leftist voters – another tactic that never works. Praising Blacks, promising them lower punishment for crimes, because that’s what that race cares about. But it’s not what those who are victims of the crimes care about. And he pushes drug liberalism. He wants people to grow up surrounded by drugs, which causes them to do drugs themselves and die, after which he’ll stand there and say “It’s their free will, so therefore it’s always the best choice!” He advocates slow mass murder. I hope he gets the same painful death he advocates for others.
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@ Arbiter
I can guarantee you they mean Ron Paul. Rand is a more establishment type Republican, something that MPCers have no disdain for.
They hate the kind of ponytail wearing IT nerd that would vote for Ron Paul. They use it, not infrequently on their site.
Btw, I don’t see why you oppose Rand’s stance on drugs. You dislike people harming themselves with drugs, so you send them to jail with violent murderers and kneegrows. (but I repeat myself, HAR HAR) That’s more harmful than any drug but heroine.
If you’re going to play nannystate at least deprive drug users of the rights they gain at 18 and deal with them like a parent deals with a child.
You should also have a similar stance on alcohol. There is no denial that it causes a lot of deaths. Slow mass murder too?
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Indeed.
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“One has to wonder if the feminist women have any respect for the feminist men, or if the men are just seen as tools”
they hate those guys. i’ve blogged about how much the girls hate them. those white knights may get a lot of “likes” on facetweet but irl, in order to prove that they care about “what’s on the inside” they have no choice but to settle for banging fat ugly girls.
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Was it you who had to say about proglodyte males that “nobody like a traitor”? That is most concise and cogent explanation of why fems hate their “male allies”
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Most droll… FTW.
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Exactly my thoughts.
Then again, it DOES beat MSNBC and PuffHo.
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It is the shivs you did not see that cut the worst.
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I do think it is extremely noteworthy that the people who dislike game and pickup sites never, ever, ever offer their own alternative. I think it is just some vaguely put together plan that involves being nice and waiting patiently for her to pick you because you respected her as a woman or something like that. It sounds sort of like a fantasy actually. I don’t think the manosphere is perfect but if you search the web for advice about women, which offers a more complete solution? Lefty sites or the manosphere? (rhetorical)
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“I usually treat women like people and I’ve never had problems getting laid.”
I hope they die in a fucking greasefire.
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I have never read or seen a cis-gendered male sjw say something like that. They usually completely avoid talking about their own sex life and normally just discuss gender roles and how they counter them in their own life/marriage, meaning they do traditionally female things in the house and brag about it.
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“I usually treat women like people and I’ve never had problems getting laid.”
Sows don’t count.
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I treat women like dogs, and I’ve never had any problems with that either.
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“I have never read or seen a cis-gendered male sjw say something like that.”
You can be a kool aid drinking beta male shitlib without being a SJW.
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The alternative is to build a healthy interesting life and take care of yourself. The women will follow, naturally. Talk to them as if they are humans rather than puzzles that can be cheated through a JavaScript executable. Don’t be a faggot.
The reason you don’t see this advice anywhere is because it is innately understood by people that aren’t broken nerds that think temporary social success is going to cure their existential suffering.
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To clarify, not saying game is invalid, just that it tends to exacerbate the neuroses of people who need serious help and pushes them in the wrong direction. The principles are solid, but the culture of pseudoscience,
[CH: the smear “pseudoscience” is quickly becoming the spittle-flecked tell of the ignorant fmeinist/SJW who doesn’t like the particular flavor of science that shits all over their worldviews.]
doublespeak and relaxed morals that it had spawned is just as damaging as feminism, in my estimation.
[concern troll spotted off the starbroad sow.]
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Yeah I’m a SJW ::eye roll:: I also happen to hate fags, hope they are denied marriage, and would just as soon never see another nigger in my life.
Everything is black/white with you goons isn’t it
[CH: stop aping mpc tropes. it betrays a small mind.]
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Game is for people who need to DHV.
The alternative is HAVING high value.
[CH: false dichotomy. game is salesmanship. it’s a system for best expressing your feelings for a woman in a way that will open her to the idea of you as a romantic possibility.]
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At what level of this hierarchy do PUAs and their followers fall into?
[CH: self-macktualization.]
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CH, I think what John says is pretty accurate actually. I consider there to be absolutely no worth whatsoever in feminism or anything the sjw’s offer but I think there should be some criticism of what’s in the manosphere. If no one can criticize it without being labeled an sjw/feminist, that is an issue.
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I’m with John on this one… and my back’s broad enough to take some of the heat for it.
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“Talk to them as if they are humans”
As opposed to what? Toasters? Can you even talk to something other than humans?
When you regurgitate Hugo Schwyzerite talking points, intentional or not, it’s time to reevaluate.
“The reason you don’t see this advice anywhere is because it is innately understood by people that aren’t broken nerds that think temporary social success is going to cure their existential suffering.”
What “existential suffering”? And no, nothing is “innately understood” these days. Man has never been further from common sense and wisdom passed down through generations. The average person believes that the ice cream alpha guy (search it) got in trouble for mocking and dismissing his girlfriend, rather than rousing her attraction.
But hey, it’s “nerds” again.
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I can see why John appears to be a troll, because he is mocking the audience so much. But that shouldn’t be the important takeaway, There should be some criticism, I think, of some manosphere claims and products. See hymen’s comment below.
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Can you even talk to something other than humans?
I once caught my hippy neighbor talking to her cats and a sulky ficus.
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“I can see why John appears to be a troll, because he is mocking the audience so much.”
Just because I rib on commentators doesn’t mean I’m a troll. It’s normal for men to bust each other without having to deal with tears over “trolling”. I don’t think that’s too much to ask from a forum of alleged alpha males. And yes, CH should entertain criticism but I suppose he’s content to smugly “reframe” the argument. Can’t say he isn’t consistent.
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Nope, John. That works for those who women already want. “Just being yourself” is shitty advice to give a guy who hasn’t had a date in two years.
“Pseudoscience”? Really? CH has supported his theories with TONS of scientific studies. And then we have ignorant idiots like you, too lazy and too dumb to read them before you mouth off. You’re like communists opposing the market economy and refusing to read the mountain of research that exists.
“Everything is black/white with you goons isn’t it”
You claim to be the one with a nuanced worldview, when you declare that which is supported by strong science as “pseudoscience”. No. Doesn’t work.
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John, for the record, you called the readers “broken nerds” with “existential suffering” which does not come off as just a rib. I said I agreed with you but only about the improper use of science and other form-fitting theories in the general manosphere, not on this blog. I also disagree that nerds or “spergs” are the problem with pua. In fact, use of the word sperg, as if it meant something is pseudoscientific. So I don’t think our critiques overlay, but I do think the manosphere could open up to criticism.
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This is wrong John. The essence of game allows for abundance vis a vis one’s gameless self. While you are correct in that a “healthy interesting life” will attract some women, with game the number of attracted women will be substantially greater and of higher quality. This is the point that game denialists/haters don’t seem to understand; they paint things as a false dichotomy.
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Be attractive; don’t be unattractive.
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A lot of PUA stuff contrived, Pro-wrasslin level over the top. That seems like merchanty appeals to spergs moreso than honest assessments of sexual dynamics. With that said, even the gooniest PUA advice will prove more fecund than faggy leftist drivel. Why would one take advice on hetero relations from a group preoccupied by LGBT issues?
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Right, that’s very similar to how I feel about it.
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Actually I want to go a step further, if any sjw has ever made any advice for men about how to get in to something even as innocent as just a relationship, which I have never seen from a straight male sjw, but always from females who are just mindlessly emoting or venting, then it wasn’t even meant to be helpful. That is the bottom line. There is no lefty paper about how to overcome fears to approach women if you have none in your social circle, or even what sorts of things are attractive to women once you open your mouth. It is always just a self-rational brainwashing piece. There isn’t a shred of evidence the sjw’s want to help men.
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Hymen for the win.
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COTW.
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A lot of PUA stuff contrived, Pro-wrasslin level over the top. That seems like merchanty appeals to spergs moreso than honest assessments of sexual dynamics. With that said, even the gooniest PUA advice will prove more fecund than faggy leftist drivel.
Indeed.
The litmus test, I think, is the attitude to the friend zone. If the advice given for that is “Just tell her how you feel by making her a candlelight dinner, maybe you’ll discover that she has secretly felt the same way but thought you weren’t interested!” or “Don’t worry about it, if it is destined to happen it will happen”, then the source is BS. (And yes, these are examples of actual advice from SWPL sources.)
On the other hand, if the advice on the friend zone is along the lines of “It’s very hard, but there’s a tactic you can try, starting with bulking up and hitting on other women”, or “Move on buddy, much easier to play the numbers elsewhere than go for the one that doesn’t want you”, then you know it’s a site that has some realistic ideas to teach you.
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SJW SWPL’s now use douchebag for masculine guys? I get it, too much bicep, too tight/flashy shirt, you’ve, entered Jersey Shore zone, eh? I thought it was just that when you leave the emaciated, high-cardio zone, you’re now the wrong kind of white person, an unmentionable.
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1. Don’t forget the endless SWPL drone of NPR.
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NPR Is the equivalent of vagina repellent. A bunch of old, boring people talking about shit no broad with a young, wet pussy cares about.
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NPR reminds me of that old T.S. Eliot poem, “The Hollow Men”.
Meaning men without chests, men without souls. Their hosts sound SO small and SO afraid to be heard.
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Damn, that pretty much nails it.
I’m surprised ‘pegging’ and jerking off to pics of girls with bangs weren’t mentioned.
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Pegging is so far beyond beta, it’s literally homosexual. I imagine there is a manliness continuum from Alpha -> Beta -> Effeminate beta -> Omega -> Closet homosexual -> Flaming ass clown.
“Effeminate beta” is a normal beta that starts doing shit like letting his manjaw peg him and apologizing for having a micropeen rather than being a eunuch.
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“I’m surprised ‘pegging’ and jerking off to pics of girls with bangs weren’t mentioned.”
LOL…bangs. totally with you on that but it did make me LOL.
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I like girls with bangs. 😡
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“the benefits of eating local and organic”
try growing your own food OG. ganja too. both harder than you think. you will understand why humans often bring up the weather.
“happiness is more than just material wealth”
it is. anyone raised in a wealthy enclave knows this. eat the rich. and pussy is free.
“your knowledge of craft beer”
brew your own (again, harder than you think). then tell her to pour you one.
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High T– you’re right on all counts.
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You’re missing the point. The SJW is all about the ‘sacrifice’ without actually sacrificing anything.
they
1. Can’t grow their own food
2. Can’t make anymoney
3. Have no idea how to brew their own beer
They criticize people who can actually do 1,2, and 3.
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And they usually do it with their mouth’s full.
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“You’re missing the point.”
my point was that not everything these faggot faces say is total bs just because they’re faggot faces.
as a man i am entitled to consume high quality food that my body turns into high quality muscle so local and organic makes sense in certain cases. just because the sjws push it for possibly faggoty whiteknight reasons doesn’t mean they’re automatically wrong.
just because they have shitty jobs doesn’t mean that a man has to have a lot of material possessions/assets to be fulfilled. those of us who grew up with everything have seen behind the curtain and it’s not pretty. in many cases men are born complete – they just have to realize it.
knowing about beer, wine, cheese, olive oil, tea, etc doesn’t automatically make a man a faggoty sjw. in many many cases it is men who made the scientific discoveries, who brew the craft barley beer, make the world’s greatest wines, cook the greatest meals and invent the processes/techniques/equipment that result in the great artisinal products of the world. none of these things are faggoty. they are actually super badass and 99/100 women wouldn’t have the patience/determination/skillsets to succeed but they have no problem enjoying the fruits of our labor (like cane sugar) and then blasting us for our racist pasts (how the fuck do you think that sugar ended up in your cupboard you stupid cunt?). just because sjw have latched onto a few of these things at this particular moment in time (corn/rice beer is shit that’s one thing they are right about) does not mean they own them or that real men should automatically reject them.
sommelier used to be a great job for meeting HBs. and the only time i got to taste ’83 cheval blanc it was poured for me by two fags. they were generous and interesting people and despite their sexual lifestyle being totally disgusting to me i could still appreciate them for their other numerous qualities. it can be dangerous to always judge a book by its cover. that being said i’m really sick of all these faggot faces paying to cuddle.
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high T…It’s as if you chewed up my mind and then vomited it all out in your comment. Well done Sir.
It will be interesting times when the collective inefficiency of proceeding according to ideological falsehoods finally makes it through the bone, and into the marrow, of the West. You can’t eat ‘equality’. I wonder how many human resource managers it takes to feed a village?
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“brew your own”–very good point. I had not realized until just now how much a part of the SWPL lifestyle craft ale is. Thinking of some of my social media friends, you are absolutely correct, sir.
Weirdly, there’s a beers of the world joint near me that’s good to hang out and talk business/network with real estate/finance guys, primarily ‘cuz it’s owned by a real estate/finance guy and is a super-convenient place to start your night. The bands, if they have them, are playing covers, not mandolins, but This Is Florida, not NY/Portland/Seattle/SF/DC/Boston. I seem to recall a similar place in Columbia, SC that, though a brewpub, had the same professional vibe, and was right at the entrance to a big nightlife area, so you’d meet up there and figure the rest of your night.
You know, I don’t buy girls drinks, but we’re not gonna start at the spot with $2 drafts all night long; those don’t get fun ’til later.
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One of my buddies is a fairly brilliant medical researcher, and when he turns his scientific mind towards homebrew … damn. You wouldn’t believe how good his stout tastes.
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“You wouldn’t believe how good his stout tastes.”
TMI.
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TMI.
😀
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the restaurant I work at makes over 100k a week off those type of pricks lol….
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8. Marry a Lena Dunham look-alike at age 33
Meaning when she is 33 and you’re 25 – the ultimate sucker’s bet. An already-ugly older woman that’s a depreciating asset. That’s like buying a rusted-out 1985 Cutlass Supreme and telling it “I’ll never leave you!”
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you mean Darren Wilson? He’s 28 and his fat wife is 37
http://gawker.com/darren-wilson-got-married-last-month-1662711418
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Wow, the guy kills violent criminals like a boss and then turns around and marries a space shuttle. Apparently not alpha.
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SJW = Social Gerrymandering Weasels
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Douchebag = Badge of Honor
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More like Douchebadge of Honor amirite
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You talkin’ to me or the SJW douchbags?
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I wish we could redistrict SJWs to live within close proximity to and within the voting bloc of their alleged prole benefactors. I can only imagine the sonic boom that would accompany their political stances shifting rapidly right.
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Here’s one for your “new study shows” section :
http://alphagameplan.blogspot.com/2014/11/women-hate-making-decisions.html
According to Pudrovska, who co-authored the study with Amelia Karraker, an assistant professor in the Department of Human Development and Family Studies at Iowa State University, women without job authority exhibit slightly more symptoms of depression on average than men without job authority. But among people with the ability to hire, fire and influence pay, women typically exhibit many more symptoms of depression than men.
“What’s striking is that women with job authority in our study are advantaged in terms of most characteristics that are strong predictors of positive mental health,” said Pudrovska. “These women have more education, higher incomes, more prestigious occupations, and higher levels of job satisfaction and autonomy than women without job authority. Yet, they have worse mental health than lower-status women.”
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“Douche” must be trending in the SJW lexicon. Why just this morning I pondered it on ROK :
But the “douche” insult puzzles me. Douche is used to irrigate stinky vaginas and give them a fresh, floral smell. We’re talking potpourri mountain breezes and sparkling natural spring waters that floweth from the fount of the Supreme Goddess herself. So why do feminists insist on using that term to belittle men they don’t like?
http://www.returnofkings.com/48514/why-is-pandos-sarah-lacy-leading-an-anti-male-smear-campaign-against-uber
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For the same reason homosexuals allege that anyone who opposes their swinery must, ipso facto, be likewise queer.
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Th younger ones are like that. But as they get older, most homos accept the fact that some people will simply never like them. They know it’s useless to try to please everybody.
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I admit to your superior experience on the subject.
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I admit to your superior experience on the subject.
Damn, you beat me to it. And yeah, that was weirdly specific inside information.
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A. It’s a small dick insult (the douche nozzle).
B. Feminists hate hygiene, most of all feminine hygiene. It’s like the nose of the patriarchal camel inside the tent of womanhood. Naturally it has its primal source in penis envy. Show a feminist a shoddy scientific study concluding that douching causes diseases; then show her a robust study debunking that conclusion; she will invariably choose to believe the shoddy report. The feminist readily eschews reason whenever it would force her to recognize her primal desires….
C. Also, fashion. This is the answer to a no-true-scotsman objection to the previous point. Incidentally this is also a reason not to rule out banging hippie chicks. Many women adopt a hippie look without succumbing to hippie hygiene. If the worst thing you smell is patchouli oil, there’s no need to get uptight.
D. Hypothetical. There’s a “useless fuck” aspect to douching. Feminist devotion to useless fucking is still mildly taboo, so it predictably finds expression through projection onto the male. Along these lines it might also be seen as a taunt.
E. Cultural degeneracy.
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Yes Elmer it’s weird that “douchebag” is now a favorite prog insult. I mean, isn’t it a sexist slur demeaning female bodily functions?
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And OF COURSE everyone involved here (making a mockery of law) is a Jew.
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/11/rape_by_fraud_nj_lawmaker_introduces_bill_to_make_it_a_crime.html
Every Fucking Time.
I don’t know if it’s on purpose or in their nature, but Jews simply cannot understand the basic principles of Anglo common law, even if they are a law professor.
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http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/11/rape_by_fraud_nj_lawmaker_introduces_bill_to_make_it_a_crime.html
I mean god I’m too tired and should not even have to type this. Here’s how out of whack leftism is: “no fault divorce” vs this stupid law about “rape by fraud.”
When you get married, you sign a written document notarized by two government officials, and then you promise to stay married until death, through good times and bad, through sickness and in health. But we all know that women initiate a divorce theft, take the kids, take more than half the man’s past, present and future earnings, destroy the family, destroy the kids, etc, in a divorce that happens 7 to 14 years after the marriage.
The law allows that.
Now this new extreme feminist crazy YKW movement, “informed consent’ (as someone pointed out this used to be called marriage–no sex before marriage), this thing about rape by fraud…. absolutely ludicrous.
Y’all get it. too frustrated to explain further. I mean,,, the EVIDENTIARY problems alone. Proving what was “represented” (e.g., I’m a millionaire), proving “reliance,” all orally of course…. it’s just laughable to any lawyer and the jew law prof quoted there fucking damn well fucking knows it.
At most there could be a civil breach of (oral) contract claim… but such a case would never be filed or even taken by any competent civil lawyer, because he knows it’s ludicrous.
Yet these idiots want to make it a CRIMINAL offense!!!!
whereas in the case of the marriage promise where the woman promised to be a wife until death, that’s easily provable, obviously, yet the same leftists have the law allowing “no fault” divorce, a breach of that promise, even where it severely harms kids.
the leftists have absolutely made a mockery of anglo law.
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“Your honor, I thought her tits were real. Justice demands that you punish her.”
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Vaguely on topic:
More Evidence the Left Wants to Get Into Your Bedroom
http://hotair.com/archives/2014/11/24/more-evidence-that-the-left-wants-into-your-bedroom/
Rape by fraud? N.J. lawmaker introduces bill to make it a crime
http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/11/rape_by_fraud_nj_lawmaker_introduces_bill_to_make_it_a_crime.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Regarding #7 and use of “douchebag”…
Often, these SJWs use variations of commonplace insulting language. Ex. “douchebag” becomes “douchecanoe” or “asshole” becomes “asshat” in an attempt to intensify their jealous insults, curry favor among their like-minded friends (ie. homos), or white knight their way to a piece of ass.
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Seriously: ‘asshat’ is a completely independent coinage (based on the phrase ‘head up your ass’) and is perfectly eloquent English insultery.
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After the Nov 4 elections, a doughboy walked into class and told everyone the country would now look like “Les Miserables”.
I immediately thought this dude deserved black dick in his ass. He is a Mass Comm major.
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You make it sound like that would be a state change.
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Doughboy. I like that as a name for millennial pussy men.
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Unfortunately too many people call themselves educated these days. Most university fields of study need to be eliminated these days.
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He left off
12. Wear a Fedora.
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Tucker Max is a father?!
http://www.jamesaltucher.com/2014/11/tucker/
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Fucker Max (whose name rhymes with Goldman Sachs) should’ve cut back on his boasting and looked for a woman above a 6
http://tuckermax.me/yes-i-have-a-wife-and-son-and-yes-its-pretty-awesome/
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“Wife”
She doesn’t even respect him enough to get monogamous.
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This guy is worse then scalzy. He is a male radical feminist who thinks that all (PIV) penis in vagina sex is rape. The dude even argues against the trans freaks because he thinks trans freaks have a misogynistic view of female sexuality. I don’t know if he is trolling the internets hard or if he is the most pathetic mangina on planet earth….
https://francoistremblay.wordpress.com/2014/11/21/why-is-there-no-counter-argument-from-the-pro-piv-side/
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I never said all PIV was rape. And you were the one who came on my blog to troll, idiot. I gave you more than enough chances to have a convo, but you’re too stupid to hold convos seems like. Get a life, loser…
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What a fag. When will you jack offs go away finally? You’re about as much fun as cancer and as useful.
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Keep your self-hating nihilism to yourself (or alternatively try therapy) and quit seeking to project your apocalyptic loathing onto healthy normal people.
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I replied over there…let’s see if my comment survives moderation.
There are idiots, straight up stark raving lunatics, who are asserting that ALL PIV is rape. Like PIV is some elective thing forced onto women by men.
NEVER MIND that it occurs in the ENTIRE animal kingdom, eh? Those animals don’t have any notion of a fucking patriarchy or a social construct, yet they use standard-practice PIV hetero sex to procreate their species.
Our society that lets people like this not only speak, but live and breathe, is an abomination. It’s literally a disgusting beast.
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Pegophobics.
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I’d bet dollar to donuts Matthew Yglesias punishes that pussy.
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Real game for women.
Be thin.
Be feminine.
Don’t be fat.
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Damn CH,
Great list but pity ye mentioned craft beer and cheese as big fan of both.
But any fellow who calls himself a feminist has forfeited the right to call himself a man. Even the Marcottes of the world, in their hearts, despise their “male” allies
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I dispute that wanting to eat organic, local, regional, what have you, makes you a SJW. The small farmers are on the front lines of the battle against the State and its bloated bureaucracies which are allied with the SJWs.
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It’s something SJWs advocate as a matter of ideology, to show how they are against the “capitalists”. Then they go and have hamburgers at McDonald’s. Same as leftists going to vegan rallies and having hot dogs afterward – I’ve seen this.
Same as leftists declaring themselves to be anarchists, and then they all support a totalitarian state.
SJWs might advocate something that some right-wingers also advocate – eating local – but they do it for different reasons.
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Doughboy lol
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12. Be Vegan or at least vegetarian and feel superior for it
13. Post Facebook-Campaigns against childwork, streetdog killing in poor countries and unfair treatment of transsexuals
14. Blame capitalism for outsourcing labor to cheap countries but always be the first one to have the newest iPhone or iPad, which is produced in China
15. Wear unstylish clothes, which are sustainably produced, expensive, but look like shit
16. Mention that women are interested in masculine, assertive men only for short-term flings at best, but want reliable men for long-term. Moreover, only stupid women fall for masculine men
17. Read, what everybody else is reading, especially standard dating advice
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One bareback a day keeps her PMS away.
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Missed a bit on 8: Marry a Lena Dunham look-a-like at the age of 33.
Add: …and hyphenate your last name. Bonus if hers come first. Triple bonus if you only take hers.
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Here’s a topical question. Bill Cosby: alpha or beta? Or omega?
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Cozzers? Omega, he has to drug them first. Lucky it wasn’t kids he was into. Eh, Michael? Or, if they sucked it and then spat, (almost infinitely-postponed) regret-rape? Beeeeeta. In fact bigger than that. Tuuuuuuurnipa.
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“Douche is used to irrigate stinky vaginas and give them a fresh, floral smell.”
As an experienced home brew monkey, I can testify that dead and decaying yeast is indeed one of the foulest miasmas available. That and soaked, rotting, uncooked beans. Roadkill is myrrh and frankincense besides. Unless you count a well-bloated beached seal in July as roadkill … oh god now I’m getting flashbacks to a recurring nightmare about certain feminists and being stuck in a confined space with them. Like an elevator.
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12.) Bait you for detection of politically incorrect opinions by using ambivalent talking points. Or attmept to bait you into discussing personal “drug” use, while they scarf down cigarettes and beer. Youll know its happening when they appear just out of ear shot.
13.)Lack of depth in a lot of their alternative areas (i.e. Vegan and Vegitarian Diets. They do not know the science and will think you are being hostile for pinging their knowledge bases) All they know are the main talking points from Reddit or Facebook statuses.
14.)Covert or overt malignant narcissists.
15.)Do as I say, not as I do mentality.
16.) At work will try and provoke you into petty arguments, and will actively attempt to get your fired.
17.)Will talk non-stop about that one relationship they had with that one girl years ago.
17 is an attempt to see where your experience with women lies. Anything that falls outside of societal expectations instanly labels you as a player.
I work in IT, so I deal with these bozos all day long.
Solution to all these: Do physically imposing things in the direct vicinity without braggadocio, be strictly professional with them, and if you see them while on lunch break or while off of work flirt with women that are there. Itll drive them crazy and they will give themselves enough rope to hang themselves with.
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This is why the old and wise phrase: “The Communists always lose the battle in the streets” came into being. Alpha players tend to be of a martial mindset of struggle, aggression and fighting which manifests itself as learning various weapons + combat training + working out religiously + having anti Communist/SJW/Hipster/Libtard political views. Thus when the martial minded alpha males meet the degenerated Communists in the streets its literally no contest as on one side you’ve got buff and chiselled rough and ready warriors and on the other? A bunch of scrawny, skinny heroin junkies with track marks on their arms and glue on beards (due to low T-levels) wearing Che-Guevera T-shirts as they wave their copies of Das Kapital at their alpha male superiors in defiance. Yeah, the winner of this street battle is going to be a foregone conclusion and thats even if the Communist degenerated whites and Jews bring along some of their “vibrant” pets for badly needed backup.
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