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Beta Royale: The 2014 Beta Male Of The Year Contest

January 2, 2015 by CH

2014 is in the history books, and that means it’s time to put the travails of the past year’s most pathetic beta males on display in a cleansing ritual of public humiliation.

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BOTY Candidate #1 is Jason Stanford, a real shitlib who spends two pages excusing his wife’s decision to leave him forever for a one-way ticket to Mars, and snarking at internet commenters who, rightfully, question his wife’s commitment to him and their marriage.

More to the point was “buck,” whose keen insight resulted in this trenchant observation: “Going to Mars and abandoning your husband and children forever? Brave? Hardly. Selfish? Most definitely.”

Sonia had not learned the first rule of the Internet: never read the comments. Excited to see the reaction to the story, she read, aghast, as strangers sat in anonymous judgment of our marriage. What started as a brave woman claiming her ambition had become a public hazing.

“I want you to tell me honestly,” she said, tears welling in her eyes. “Am I being a bad wife?”

Neil Armstrong probably never had to ask his wife this.

That’s because Neil Armstrong had a return trip ticket which his wife expected him to punch. Oh, that and the fact that the sexes are psychologically different, and women can’t help but admire and romantically desire adventurous, risk-taking men.

If she goes the distance, I will evolve into a professional astronaut wife, […]

I’ll be Mr. Sonia Van Meter for the rest of my life, showing up to cut the ribbon at Sonia Van Meter High School and telling her story here on Earth. I joke about endorsing products (“While my wife is exploring Mars, I’m doing the laundry with new Cosmos Detergent. It’s out of this world!”)…

Beta males secretly wish they were born female, in the pre-feminist era.

And though remarrying isn’t an option

Scarcity mentality. Whatta brave Narrative Conformist.

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BOTY Candidate #2 was submitted by reader trbowman. We’ll call this beta, “Sorry to bother” guy.

Hello. I’m a big fan of your site and I think I’ve learned a lot so far, and continue to peruse the archives in an effort to learn more. This gal I follow on twitter posted a screencap of this guy who asked her out via facebook message in pathetic fashion. Where does one began with this debacle? I quite literally cringed reading his side of the conversation. Could he be an OMEGA of the month candidate?

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Overly logical? Check. Excessively deferential? Check. Effetely passive-aggressive? Check. Defensively cagey? Check. Socially awkward? Check. Self-sabotaging? Check.

“Sorry to bother” might be the clearest three words that describe the beta male psychology. It really says it all.

“I’m sorry to intrude into the shadow of your mile-high pedestal I have constructed out of roses and love poems with my insolent male protuberance. I shall endeavor to make my presence as unobtrusive and unremarkable as my desperate unslaked horniness will allow, and heaven forfend if my simple offer of an asexual chat should distress you in any way, but as I said, it’s all up to you, and by the way… haha?”

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BOTY Candidate #3 is Michael Tolvo, a stalker niceguy with NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE who just likes to message birthday wishes to a girl he doesn’t know, year after year, because his penis is bursting with that much unspent semen his heart is bursting with that much love.

Ya know, if after four years your beta orbiter strategy isn’t working, you might want to consider trying something less cowardly. There are only so many hours in a life.

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BOTY Candidate #4 is the skinnyfat masochist in this picture:

I understand that self-deprecation can occasionally work as a courtship tactic, along the lines of the Handicap Principle, but there are limits to just how shamelessly one can embarrass oneself before the girl starts to take him at his self-abnegating word. Indulging a fuggy fug’s sadistic urge to insult you, and taking it all in with a smarmy, self-satisfied grin on your face, crosses that line from charming ironic posturing to cringing loser groveling. Lena Dumpham approved.

This beta would have instantly elevated himself to alpha status had he been wearing a shirt that read, “I’m with Fatty”. But he didn’t, because character is destiny.

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BOTY Candidate #5 is a beta male of incomparable cluelessness.

A common trait of the species betamaleicus menstruatius is a pronounced urge to assume the best of any woman, no matter the countervailing evidence, and to accept the worst about himself, no matter the insult to his manhood. Short of sitting in a corner and watching his girl take another dick in her hole, there is no evidence in the world that will cure a beta male of his scarcity mentality. He will find a way to reconcile his cuckolding, because he’s that hard up for pussy. (Or he believes pussy is that hard to acquire.) And so what you get is what you see here: A beta who believes his woman’s flimsiest lies and reinforces his infinite weakness with a clingy “I love you baby” coda.

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  1. on January 2, 2015 at 8:57 am Anonymous

    Darwin

    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article5305722.html

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 8:44 pm Hard Right

      These guys don’t even come close to that kid whose girlfriend sucked off all those niggers.

      David Alexander isn’t that beta.

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  2. on January 2, 2015 at 9:00 am Steve Johnson

    Far worse case from the comments on slate star codex:

    http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/01/01/untitled/#comment-169958

    “Do you think it’s possible that shaming of male sexuality could drive a cis man to pursue gender transition? This is relevant to me personally.

    In my freshman year of uni I had never had a girlfriend, or even many platonic friends. I was the quiet awkward shy male type. I tried reading a book on evolutionary mating strategies, and I was heartbroken when I learned about Bateman’s principle (female sexuality is a resource that males must compete for). I wished my sexuality was a resource people would compete for.

    …

    A few months later I started fantasizing about being a woman. Not that I thought women had it easier than men, I still defended feminism on the forums I visited. But I couldn’t shake the feeling that I would be happier as a woman. After about five years of fantasizing I was a woman, I read Ozy’s post that said something like “If you want to be trans, you’re trans.” So now I’m on the path to transition.”

    This guy is beta of the lifetime.

    Too shy to get laid – cuts off his balls (literally).

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:18 am Arbiter

      Note how leftists always distort the language to cover the truth. “to pursue gender transition”. He doesn’t change his sex, the brain is still male and the body is still male internally. He just cuts off his penis and uses daily hormone treatment to cover that fact.

      Transvestites are a violent, sick bunch. I read about how those who regret cutting off their penis are attacked and threatened by death to silence them. This the media will never reveal. Transvestites are of course left-wing extremists, all of them, since this is the ultimate anti-nature and anti-Life act. So they use the left-wing extremist tool, terrorism. They are no doubt in contact with communist terrorist groups when they do this. These groups exist all over the West and attack thousands of people every year, but the media cover it up.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:35 am Ripp

        Was browsing at ROK and linked to Roosh’s new gamer reaxion blog article- what caught my eye is this article was about a game that EA put out where there are gay characters and transgender characters in it….and they wrote in a PC bullshit script to try and accommodate LGBT gamers feelings etc…

        article was about how the game was crap and did horrible in sales, like under 800k vs grand theft auto of the same development caliber doing over 20M…

        LOL…

        honestly the leftoid-schizzo machine is going to run out of things to force “tolerate”……and try to integrate as normal…

        what’s next….tranny NFL cheerleaders?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 12:21 pm everybodyhatesscott

        what’s next….tranny NFL cheerleaders?

        Don’t give them ideas. I think there’s already tranny fashion models.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:17 pm corvinus

        Transvestites are a violent, sick bunch. I read about how those who regret cutting off their penis are attacked and threatened by death to silence them. This the media will never reveal. Transvestites are of course left-wing extremists, all of them, since this is the ultimate anti-nature and anti-Life act.

        *Transsexuals. Transvestites are simply weird men who like to dress up in women’s clothing from time to time, like Rudy Giuliani.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:37 pm Greg Eliot

        The average white schlub NFL fan is ALREADY knee-hi deep in negro worship and ButtMunch cuckold-by-proxy syndrome, so…

        … what could be MORE a propos than getting gingered up by tranny cheerleaders?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:56 pm Jim South

        Walking around wearing another man’s name on your shirt.

        Doesn’t get more pathetic than that.

        Won’t be long until they have it tattooed on their asses.

        And they wonder why white women…aw f*** it.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:23 pm NRx3r

        This sounds extreme but you’re right. I witnessed as recently as last year gay and trans communists protesting the AVFM men’s rights conference.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:22 pm Erudite Knight

        Good point, the first sex-change freak I met when I was 21, I was still pre-pill but even at that point there was something deeply wrong and unnatural about someone wanting to change their sex.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 3:17 pm corvinus

        @Jim South

        That phenomenon was actually covered here as a Beta of the Month.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 5:46 am Whomever Wherever

        In fairness to the White Man, NOBODY amongst my peer group watches Jew/Nog Industrial Complex sports anymore [JFL, JBA, JCAA Men’s Hoops, JCAA Men’s Pigskin, etc]. And we were all sports fanatics as kids. Jews and Nogs have ruined the “revenue” sports – although “olympic” sports are still pretty much fun to watch, and they get fine-as-hell white pussy:

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:56 am Whomever Wherever

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:14 am white monkey

        In fairness to the black Man, all sports are selection vectors for fitness and as such are not remediable by practical improvements in the white mans ability to bitch and moan about ni66er success.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:57 am Greg Eliot

        Without the white man’s sports, infrastructure, technology and media, there would BE NO negro success.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 10:08 am ho

        What is it with Jews and Basketball? Not the first time I’ve encountered this (valid) stereotype.

        Is it cuz it’s the ultimate “urban” US sport?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 10:38 am Wrecked 'Em

      Now that there’s no downside to being gay, I’ve seen more than a couple of “gay” high-school-aged guys who I think were just betas who “came out” for the attention and acceptance that goes with being a gay celebrity these days. To their credit, they seemed to be having more fun than the usual agonized orbiters.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:21 pm corvinus

        Yeah, that does seem to be a phenomenon: young lesser betas, often mixed-race for some reason (white dudes: want a gay son? Marry a nonwhite woman!), and almost always raised by left-wing parents. One such case I know turned gay after claiming he “respected women too much,” and after hanging out with a flamer in his social circle who apparently convinced him. Go figure…

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:57 pm Tyrone

        That’s the intent of gay liberation- a bisexual society.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 11:45 am Whomever Wherever

        > “That’s the intent of gay liberation- a bisexual society.”

        Sodomites are nihilists. “A bisexual society” is just one of several stepping stones along the way towards the ultimate goal of convincing the society to unbreed itself out of existence.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 1:58 pm Jim South

      “I read Ozy’s post that said something like “If you want to be trans, you’re trans.” So now I’m on the path to transition.””

      Got to love that, some other fag said cut your dick off and he dutifully complied. lol

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 11:05 pm Nyan Sandwich

        Ozy’s actually just a normal girl who’s into really weird gender politics, not a fag.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 2:03 pm Glengarry

      I was just going to link to that article, code name “The Omegas are restless”.

      Most of this sort of guys problems really seem to be due to public education, now better known as mass indoctrination. They are the science club spocks who just take the shit they’re told by authority figures too seriously. (“Why would Tenured Instructor Shitlibbe lie to us? Doing so would be highly illogical, so I shall unquestioningly believe whatever she says.”) It then takes at least a few years or decades to vomit up the force-fed blue pills.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:21 pm Corey

      At least he’s self aware enough to acknowledge the possibility that his orientation may be due to something other than genetics. Most gays (and their Leftist groupies) won’t even allow that kind of discussion e.g. “I was born this way, and if you say otherwise, you’re a bigot!”

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  3. on January 2, 2015 at 9:01 am Beta Royale: The 2014 Beta Male Of The Year Contest | Manosphere.com

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  4. on January 2, 2015 at 9:06 am Longanlon

    I believe the last one to be fake. Anyway, it is more omega than beta…

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  5. on January 2, 2015 at 9:08 am Arbiter

    1. This gets my vote. He brags about how ready he is to be lonely for the rest of his life so his wife can go off and be famous. If she would actually do it I’m sure he would bask in his fame as her appendix, but after a year, ten years, twenty years, how would it feel to come back to an empty home every day? Incredibly stupid. But he’d never admit it.

    2. Posting smileys and hahas at the end of messages for no reason is a female thing. It’s dumb when women do it and dumber when men do it. Why would he say “or if you would like to come over all up to you just offering ha ha”? Would he laugh at that point in real life? No. So why do it online? If he wants to emphasize a light-hearted tone he should add an exclamation point, not a ha ha.

    3. All Gypsies are either criminals themselves or have criminals in their family who they cover for. This is well established by research. They are robbers, thieves, purse snatchers, drug dealers and rapists. In ex-Yugoslavia and Albania they run forced prostitution where women are raped day after day. Men there in particular like to have sex with pregnant women, as they can imagine they are humiliating another man by raping his wife, so they force the women to get pregnant over and over again and then kill the children when they are born. To use “Gypsy Ting” as a name online is disgusting.

    4. Scrawny men shouldn’t get beards and tattoos in the hope it will make them look manly. It just makes them look lazy.

    5. “thats true its never my fault its always the guys fault” Instant break-up right there even if she wouldn’t say she slept naked with a guy. Feminists are repulsive. Luckily I think most women would disagree with this comment about “never my fault”, but the fact that even one can write it is a sign that things have gone wrong. Democracy, unfortunately, lets the freaks crow freely, and even when they are not in control of politics they do enough damage.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:18 am earl

      ‘4. Scrawny men shouldn’t get beards and tattoos in the hope it will make them look manly. It just makes them look lazy.’

      Scrawny men would benefit from the gym the most. Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:50 am Laguna Beach Fogey

        “Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle?”

        This.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 8:47 pm kimura

        “Earn the right to grow a beard after you gained some muscle.”

        Dumbest thing I’ve ever read. You should consider killing yourself. Seriously, you’re fucking stupid (which is normal for am eat head retard).

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:12 am earl

        Gentlemen…note this example as what not to do when stating a retort.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:50 am Greg Eliot

        Earl, it’s only to be expected when you gore the Rabbi’s ox.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:22 pm Arbiter

        Dumbest thing I’ve ever read. You should consider killing yourself. Seriously, you’re fucking stupid (which is normal for am eat head retard).

        Weird reaction to the simple suggestion that you not grow a beard. Must have hit a nerve.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:16 pm OSP

        #4 skinnyfat YKW found his picture

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:23 am Ripp

      #1 space cuckold got my vote. no contest.

      To disregard the fact your wife is 100% destroying the family and is OK with it, not put up a fight to oppose it, then embrace the decission and commit to celibacy….

      BOTY 2014.

      runner up is facebook naive retard. The others seem just your garden variety beta ignorance going through the motions.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:05 am When Negroids ATTACK!

        +1

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:09 pm Mike

      Got a question for you, (or anyone with an opinion) about the use of smileys in texts. I have a tendency to use the smile/wink when texting girls due to the fact that I have a pretty dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I tease quite a bit, and girls have a tendency to not realize when I’m only joking around and flipping them some shit. In face to face interactions I use tone of voice, and facial/non-verbal cues to convey that I’m not being serious, and I usually come across as a sarcastic, fun asshole. But over text, they tend to read me as just being a straight up asshole/asshole. Without a way to communicate that I’m only giving her a hard time, a lot of what I’d say might cause meltdowns. I understand that’s not necessarily a bad thing every once in a while, but It’d get pretty tiresome if I had to deal with some chick flipping out every time I have a text conversation with her. Any suggestions?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:32 pm Arbiter

        The exclamation point also makes a message seem light, so use that more. (But not too much of that either.) Just think of when you can send without a smiley and you’ll see that you can reduce the smileys. I know that sometimes it’s necessary to use one to show that you’re kidding, but still reduce them. After a while you’ll find that it is possible.

        ………………….

        Or as a teen girl, or a 45-year-old woman online, might say:

        The exclamation point makes a message seem light, so use that more! ; )
        (But not too much of that either haha! : P)

        Just think of when you can send without a smiley and you’ll see that you can reduce the smileys. : D

        I know that sometimes it’s necessary to use one to show that you’re kidding, but still reduce them. After a while you’ll find that it is possible. Glad I could help lol! Have a nice day! See ya! : )

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:34 pm cash

        if you don’t like that girls flip out every time you text, then stop doing what’s causing them to flip out. iimprove your text game by stopping the dry humor and sarcasm. which work best face to face anyway. i get work texts where somebody’s being sarcastic and my first thought is always “what an asshole.’ dropping the sarcastic texts is easier than always having to explain yourself and rebuild relationships.

        my two cents.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 7:22 pm Whomever Wherever

        In the big scheme of things, it’s not that bad that they flip out. Flipping out means that they noticed you which means that you are on their radar. And “I hate that jerk! I hate his guts!” is infinitely better than being so boring that they send your TXTs straight to the Delete Folder or put you on “Ignore”. Hate is something which you can work with, but indifference is the kiss of death to a Playah.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 8:24 pm driveallnight

        I only use emoticons when I’ve been being so over the top / crass that I’m thinking I might be overgaming. Ymmv

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 5:42 pm gaoxiaen

      Regarding number 1, what’s the downside? He gets rid of the bitch without a messy divorce and is free to do what he wants. Plus he becomes famous. Many men would wish for this kind of opportunity. If there’s a paycheck involved, are there banks and shops on Mars?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm Carlos Danger

        You have a good point. A shrewd man who was keen on getting rid of his wife would encourage her going to Mars both in private and publicly. Can’t let her change her mind if the intent is to avoid divorce rape.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:35 pm Arbiter

        Yes, but presumably he enjoys spending time with his wife, that’s the premise for including it. It’s like when a guy is being cuckolded and says he’s fine with it – if he truly has no interest in his own wife then of course it matters less, but most likely that isn’t the case.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:32 am cynthia

      My favorite bit on #1 is how she’s “realizing her ambition.”

      Like, bitch, you’ve got kids now. If you and your hubby are cool with never seeing each other again, that’s fine, but abandoning your children for no good reason (distinguished from the men who set sail around the planet in the 1600s as a means of earning a living) is criminal.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 1:22 am Kim du Toit

        He should wait until her spaceship takes off, and then put all the kids up for adoption — and be sure she gets the message that he did.

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  6. on January 2, 2015 at 9:10 am Whomever Wherever

    “Sorry to bother” guy – I felt sorry for him. “Happy Birthday stalker” – he’s mentally ill. “I’m with beta masochist” – looks YKWish so fuck him he deserves his misery. “Clueless cuck chump” – looks just a little young and gullible in the pictures [he’ll grow up real soon now, welcome to the Red Pill young man]. “Supportive shitlib who welcomes his interplanetary cucking” – okay, the tone of voice is simply too nauseating and reeks of SWPL arrogance and condescension. Plus he’s got to be at least in his late 20s or early 30s – can’t blame it on youthful naivete anymore. That’s your BOTY right there.

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  7. on January 2, 2015 at 9:16 am Gunnar Thalweg

    The first case is the most unusual and cringe-inducing. The rest aren’t that unusual, though instructive as cautionary examples. As usual, an incisive post from our host.

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  8. on January 2, 2015 at 9:20 am earl

    ‘Beta males secretly wish they were born female, in the pre-feminist era.’

    In the feminist era they can be as effeminate as the want.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:34 am Arbiter

      It’s a minor point, but I think it should say “lower betas” or “feminist men”. Most men are betas and they are not like that guy. Betas can be great business leaders, inventors, statesmen, officers. Likewise, those who are alphas with women can be unsuccessful in other areas, although chances are they are more successful than the average. The alpha/beta terminology was adopted in the manosphere as a way to determine success with women. Yes, it comes from wolves, where alpha wolves are the leaders of all, but the reason it was adopted by the manosphere is that when distinguishing itself from the PUAsphere from whence it came it could no longer use the “PUA” designation.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:41 am Ripp

        “The alpha/beta terminology was adopted in the manosphere as a way to determine success with women.”

        Agreed.

        And many readers forget or disregard this. Seen so many worthless threads going on for way too long trying to define Alpha and Beta and all of the various gradations between each.

        But ya, as I mentioned earlier, space cuckold dude for sure beta-tard.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:54 am earl

        I never liked the whole scale being based off success with women anyway. They basically morph into whatever shape the man they are with presents them with.

        Real tangible success a man displays are a better indicator. Character and fortitude.

        And if a man’s success is based off making a woman happy…he isn’t going to have much.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:03 am Greg Eliot

        Earl knocks another one outta the park.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:11 am When Negroids ATTACK!

        Given female hypergamy, alpha/beta distinguishes between those traits that the female naturally desires most, within shifting contexts (fuck/mate). Demonstrated alpha traits cause a female to abandon one male for another based on which has the higher status.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 5:25 pm Erudite Knight

      I agree completely, it seems there is this huge ‘gets laid = ALPHA male’ but even trash can get laid by trash.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 8:48 pm kimura

      Hey, earl. Kill yourself, please.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:13 am earl

        No thanks.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 10:40 am Greg Eliot

        Hey, kimura, when we want to hear from an asshole, we’ll break wind.

        Then again, beware, it might be your mating call… you fairy.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:47 pm Arbiter

        Troll uses the name of a famous judo practitioner to bask in his light. Weird guy.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:42 am ho

        Pretty sure he means that submission hold.

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  9. on January 2, 2015 at 9:26 am Canadian Friend

    I would have voted for the clueless guy but the girlfriend’s text makes this seem fake, like when she says it is never her fault when she has drunk sex with other guys, that it is always guys fault.

    That does not sound believable.

    Do young women really say such things?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:29 am earl

      ‘Do young women really say such things?’

      Well we live in a time where the world’s message is women are deemed princesses and can do no wrong while men are Satan incarnate. It wouldn’t surprise me if they regurgitate that message.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:42 pm mendozatorres

        “women are deemed princesses and can do no wrong while men are Satan incarnate”

        Oh man, this slayed me. Hilarious. Good to see you around Earl.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 8:40 pm Libertardian

        Of course, Satan incarnate would be a step up for betas.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:49 pm Arbiter

        That is an extreme statement. The majority of women would not agree that it’s “never the woman’s fault”. If you’d look at advice columns, I’m sure they would never say that it’s never the woman’s fault when she cheats. They would most likely berate her for doing it.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 7:02 am earl

        ‘They would most likely berate her for doing it.’

        I’ve seen in forums the cheating story starts out as a sob story when the man the woman is currently with is someone who isn’t living up to her expectations so that justified her going out and cheating. Hence the women pile up on the man and the woman usually gets away scot-free.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 10:23 am Greg Eliot

        I’ve seen in forums the cheating story starts out as a sob story when the man the woman is currently with is someone who isn’t living up to her expectations so that justified her going out and cheating.

        Yup… even back in the alleged conservative days of Ozzie & Harriet, I’ve heard it myself from the ladies who lunched at mom’s coffee klatsches.

        Funny, even as a boy and not yet awares of the ways of the world, I knew I was hearing something off kilter.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:45 am Ripp

      Honestly man, it’s hard to tell. It does seem fake…

      …but it will never cease to surprise me the retarded stuff these young millenial women (and even older ones) say and write. And the beta weakness of men…

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:53 am OSP

      “Do young women really say such things?”

      Yes

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  10. on January 2, 2015 at 9:32 am Skinner

    Is it my imagination, or are this years beta candidates just marginally less castrated than previous years? And if so, does that imply a tiny but perceptible improvement in general male standards, or is it merely that the worst betadom isn’t hitting the press like it used to (perhaps because it’s becoming even more commonplace)?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:49 am Ripp

      I recall the beta guy who forgave his cheating wife when he found out his kid wasn’t his, and stayed with her and continued to raise the kid…

      Beta of the century

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:54 am Arbiter

        And don’t forget the girl who fellated seven or so Blacks, and when presented with picture proof online her boyfriend said that “we have talked it over and I forgive her”. When as CH noted, he should have said “whatever dude, now I’m done with her and it doesn’t matter to me what she does”.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:20 am PA

        Gunslinger suggested the reply along the lines of “yeah, my one dick has the trade in value of seven black dicks”

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:28 pm Greg Eliot

        gregi knocked that one out of the park, for sure.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:31 pm pdwalker

        Arbiter,

        That guy would have been my first choice. When presented with the evidence he forgave her? What a cockhold waiting to happen.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:07 am Caramba

        Raising the other man’s kid is beta of the century?Oh..common a typical story.

        This actually is the most common story on the russian equivalent of a “red pill” or men support forum. Men growing other men kids, agreeing to man-up etc.
        There is a pandemic of paternity fraud in those countries.

        This is much less prevalent in the west. I believe it is because women are less coy and more honest in the west (no need to lie to a man, cause she knows the government will take care of the kid anyways)

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:00 pm gunslingergregi

        I suggested a hell of a lot more than 7

        he he he
        any color and still not equal

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:02 pm gunslingergregi

        ill toss a number though
        48×60=2880
        2880/3=960
        so 960 to equal on time anyway he he he

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:12 pm Mike

      “And don’t forget the girl who fellated seven or so Blacks, and when presented with picture proof online her boyfriend said that “we have talked it over and I forgive her”.

      I was wondering where that dude was, as well. When I read the title of the post, that guy immediately came to mind as a shoe in. I was somewhat surprised to see that he didn’t even make the finals.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 2:46 pm Arbiter

        CH probably simply forgot about that case. No biggie, we’ll remember – along with everyone who knows her. Forever.

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  11. on January 2, 2015 at 9:33 am martin

    The last one, the guy displaying his life on facebook comes off as fake. How could that occur? The girl just blatantly says “It’s never my fault it’s always the guy’s fault”. Only an actor or a supremely immoral person would say that. I voted for the wife of wife astronaut guy. What an extraordinary thing to call himself a wife. So I would like to ask him, if his wife falls in love with a man on the mission with her, is he supposed to accept that also? This is essentially a one way divorce. Maybe she despised her life/husband so much that she was willing to abandon even her children to follow an escapist pipe dream of starting over on another planet.

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  12. on January 2, 2015 at 9:41 am Just Saying

    Here’s a clue… If a woman says she didn’t do something… She did it… It’s just the way women are. So to the clueless cuckold chump… You are a mega-loser – you deserve everything you get…

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  13. on January 2, 2015 at 9:42 am Greg Eliot

    Hambones, one and all…

    Normally I would say the clown with the snarky fug in tow… but they both look like YKW, so that bullshit is their business. Yentas are born to hate men because their religion teaches them from the cradle that they’re second-tier… and the men, well… they have a strange combo of selbst hass and hubris-cum-chutzpah, so who knows what depths of self-depravity they’re capable of?

    The Mars guy I can see getting top votes, but he seems like it’s just lip-service on something that can never happen anyway, so why not play along? Disgustingly beta, true… but…

    I have to go with the naive clown who believed the story of the “he was naked but I didn’t look/I’m not a whore” whore.

    My opinion… your mileage may vary.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:47 am Whomever Wherever

      > ““he was naked but I didn’t look/I’m not a whore””

      He looked so young in the pictures. Weren’t we all that kid at some point in our youths? I see him swallowing a great big golfball-sized Red Pill in the very near future.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:02 am Greg Eliot

        The furthest down the line I ever was in my youth is the “sorry, didn’t mean to bother you” kind of guy. I thought I was just being polite. lzozlzozlzozlozlozl

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:15 am Greg Eliot

        I MIGHT have given him a bit of slack, had he NOT ended with that “I love you baby”…

        … shoulda said something like, “Well, I’m gonna keep an eye on you anyway, dirty girl.”

        The whole “gf went out and got drunk last night” would have been a “stopped reading” deal-breaker for me.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:57 am earl

        You mean rationalizing away things women say and/or do…sure it happens in our youth. But dollars to donuts that kid subconsciously knew it was a cock and bull story…he just didn’t want to admit it.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:02 am earl

        But I don’t know how big a hamster a gentlemen could have to rationalize away a gf being naked drunk next to an ex bf. 2+2 in my mind = sex.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:18 pm Whomever Wherever

        Right, but we were all 17yo/18yo/19yo high school seniors/college freshmen/sophomores once, who had a girlfriend cheat on us. I know I did – my first “serious” semi-adult girlfriend cheated on me with some dude on a beach trip and a second time with some dude in a local rock band. Jesus H Christ did I wake up and smell the coffee after that – no more Mr Nice Guy – I completely unleashed the slumbering giant and became a PLAYAH amongst playahz.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:27 pm Greg Eliot

        Upon my epiphany, I cried out:

        “FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!”

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 10:37 am gunslingergregi

        when I was young the thought never crossed my mind about a chick cheating on me not something I thought about period nor cared about

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  14. on January 2, 2015 at 9:43 am thesvenster@hotmail.com

    #1 is quite literally out of this world as the winner. How much do you gentlemen want to wager that if this Mars mission happens that she will share her sleeping pod with the inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:49 am Whomever Wherever

      > “inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota”

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:58 am Ripp

        Black star wars lead, black James bond, black Annie…

        black salad, black shrimp, black chicken, black soup, black water…

        The YKW j00lywood machine is out of control with this crap…

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:06 am Greg Eliot

        Was that first simian visage actually going to be the lead?

        Sigh… and here I was just getting over NOT getting to the theatre to see Annie.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:07 am Whomever Wherever

        Target Under Fire For Using White Model In ‘Annie’ Clothing Ads
        http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3242439/posts

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:21 am Ripp

        @GE

        Honestly I’m making an assumption, but given how short the teaser was and from IMDB he’s towards the top of the list. It seemed rather ‘placed’ to market to black youth in the trailer IMO.

        Fuck tho, it’s so out of control. There is no way Hollywood would produce a “Shaft 3” with Dolph Lundgren or something…but no problem to flip the race card on white classic film.

        What’s next a WW2 period film with President Eisenhower being played by Denzel Washington?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:31 am Greg Eliot

        I guess we can’t complain… I heard Reese Witherspoon was slated to play Rosa Parks.

        lzozlzozzlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozlozl

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:10 am Arbiter

        And in the new Fantastic Four movie (yet another “reboot”) the Human Torch is played by a Black, Michael Jordan. Mr Fantastic is placed by a part-Jew, Miles Teller. Invisible Woman (formerly Invisible Girl but that was changed in the comics) is played by Kate Mara, who is a White leftist (vegan) who used to date the part-Chinese Max Minghella when the movie was made. In a healthy society that would have shut the door for her to any job in the media. The Thing will be played by Jamie Bell, a White man. (The Thing himself has been turned into a Jew in the comics.) So two non-Whites and two Whites. That’s racist to let two of the roles be played by Whites.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:14 am Greg Eliot

        The mystery meat Alba always left me cold and thus the first two flicks never really got off the ground.

        Although it was a stroke of budgetary genius, saving make-up costs, by casting Chiklis as The Thing.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 12:31 pm Beefy Levinson

        When I first saw the black storm trooper, I expected him to say, “Man, we ain’t found shit!”
        lzozololzololz

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:25 pm Greg Eliot

        (waves hand slowly in front of trooper’s eyes)

        “These are not the moon pies you seek.”

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 2:58 pm Arbiter

        The mystery meat Alba always left me cold and thus the first two flicks never really got off the ground.

        Agreed. But my girlfriend at the time liked that first movie precisely because it was light-hearted and just an adventure, basically. Which is why the media’s critics said it was shallow. If a story doesn’t have a leftist message, like the anti-“racist” Harry Potter crap, they say it is shallow.

        Same with the movie for John Carter of Mars. Also, the media buried that one, declaring early on that it was bad so people wouldn’t watch it, because the novel describes what Indians really are like. The Tharks in the story are like Amerindians: cruel, primitive, sadistic, with no philosophy that stands in the way of endless war between tribes, and no innovation because you can only own the most basic things and the rest are owned collectively so there’s no point for you to make an effort.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm mendozatorres

        Like the did with The Honeymooners film with Cedric Never Entertains. Film earned dick at the box office

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 4:46 pm Greg Eliot

        The most glaring example of critic bias happened back in the mid-nineties…

        Armageddon got lukewarm reviews, but Independence Day was touted to the skies.

        The former, an equally-good-or-better popcorn movie to the latter, and I would argue far, far, FAR more logical, within the limits of suspending disbelief.

        But the latter had the YKW genius to save the world, and the shuckin’ jivin’ fighter pilot with NASA dreams and the ‘exotic dancer’ mom to rescue the First Lady.

        Good thing those alien computers were compatible with Apple’s operating system. :duckface:

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 8:40 pm white monkey

        What’s next a WW2 period film with President Eisenhower being played by Denzel Washington?
        ——————————————————————————-

        Ever seen Eisenhower’s mother?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:39 pm Eastside School

        Exactly who had the idea of giving creative control of the great myth of our age to a Jew?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:58 pm Arbiter

        The most glaring example of critic bias happened back in the mid-nineties…

        Armageddon got lukewarm reviews, but Independence Day was touted to the skies.

        They also buried Bonfire of the Vanities, calling it a “turkey”, a clever word. Because the movie showed a Jewish mayor and a Black leader exploiting a case of a White woman (but they thought it was her White male passenger) accidentally running over a Black robber with her car when she tried to get away. They buried it even though the judge was Black. And it was the Black judge who got to hold a “let’s be decent” speech at the end of the movie to shut up the Al Sharpton character who had just called him racist.

        I think the movie’s biggest offense was showing the race of the Jewish mayor of New York. “Suddenly I’m ‘racist Hymie’! I’m no ‘racist Hymie’.” …and then he gives the order to support the Al Sharpton character and bury the White driver.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:06 pm The Spirit Within

        @Arbiter

        Bonfire of the Vanities was one of the best-selling novels of the 1980s. And the critics absolutely adored it.

        Try to soothe that butthurt.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:24 am Whomever Wherever

        > “Exactly who had the idea of giving creative control of the great myth of our age to a Jew?”

        Tax laws. Lucas sold out to “Disney” [Jewzney?] before the rise in Cap Gains. [Walter Disney actually testified against YKW before HUAC.] Same way that YKW came to control the Miami Dolphins – the Robbie family couldn’t afford to pay the inheritance taxes. NONE OF THIS HAPPENS BY ACCIDENT.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 10:35 am white monkey

      thesvenster@hotmail.com
      How much do you gentlemen want to wager that if this Mars mission happens that she will share her sleeping pod with the inevitable black(s) in the program’s diversity quota?
      ————————————————————————————

      You are not going to Mars white man.

      You never even landed on the moon. Apollo 11 was jooish theater to distract you from the looting operation that is your government.

      When the I$$ is de-orbited in the 2020s it will not be replaced.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:40 am Greg Eliot

        And we even went back to make sure we didn’t get there the first time.

        :duckface:

        You should have changed from ‘thwack’ to ‘Rerun’… this fake landing meme of yours was already exhausted in 2014.

        C’mere so’s I can smack the black off’n yo’ haid.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:40 am Ripp

        Thwack pipe, your sock puppet frustrations are gay.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 10:44 am Ripp

        Tell us more about the Nigerian Space Program, McThwack.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:00 am Canadian Friend

        Happy Kwanza Thwack!

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 12:29 pm Tyrone

        If it won’t be replaced its only because we have been ruined financially from having to support all you loser porch monkeys. This would be a great country if it weren’t for n*ggers and j*ws.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:10 pm Thecrow@asgard.com

        I won’t be going to Mars… I’ll be cleansing this planet.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:01 pm Arbiter

        If the twelve moon landings had been fake there would be no repercussions for one of the thousands of people involved if he decided to come forward. The media would love it as it would be another attack on Western accomplishment. Whoever came forward could make money writing a book about it that the media would inevitably promote.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 4:48 pm Greg Eliot

        We HAD to go back a few times, just to make sure we were never really there. Don’cha know?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:24 pm HockeyMonkey

        Poor Thwack. I guess we can strap some nogs to weather balloons so blacks can have their own space program. We had moon men. You had moon crickets.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:34 pm Anonymous

        Thwack

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:51 pm gaoxiaen

        The Soviet Union was in on the conspiracy too. That’s why they never said the moon landings were faked.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 6:10 pm white monkey

        Thecrow@asgard.com
        I won’t be going to Mars… I’ll be cleansing this planet.
        ———————————————————————————–

        The only thing cleansed will be your wallet; the government will use it to build a probe to search youranus.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm Carlos Danger

        I work on an installation that has one of the very largest and most critical NASA operations- literally dozens of very large office buildings and testing centers. The testing centers are factory sized and there are several of them within a mile of my office. That’s a lot of money being wasted on a hoax and Arbiter is correct, someone would have blown the whistle by now. Most of the astronauts who saw aliens have already spoken up about it, despite being sworn to secrecy. Why wouldn’t someone else blow the whistle on such a huge lie?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 8:31 pm Ripp

        @HockeyMonkey

        “Strap nogs to air balloons”
        Hilarious…

        next week on Discovery channel black history special: all 3 of the world’s black engineers create fried chicken flavored grape drank…sucka…

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 8:42 pm driveallnight

        Thwackerdoodle, the matching post icons are giving your sockpuppet trolling away.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 4:11 pm Hilary Clinton

      It’s the only way it would get government funding.

      Bet your life savings the next Bond is black. And there will be no moaning like with the ‘blonde Bond’.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:32 pm Carlos Danger

        Nor will anyone watch it either.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm PA

        This reminds me of when Obsidian was saying in one breath that you can’t ever have a female James Bond but it’s time to have a black one.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:22 am white monkey

        Too late; Roger MOOR was the first black bond.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:54 am Greg Eliot

        Droll.

        “Wuz he colored?”

        “Yeah… WHITE.”

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 6:59 pm Carlos Danger

      Few people today even know who the character Little Orphan Annie was. The comic strip was an American icon for decades and very well written. This new version of Annie is another film I won’t be watching. Star Wars with nogs in the lead will be another.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 10:49 am Greg Eliot

        One of the remakes of Annie had a Yid Daddy Warbucks (Vic Garber) eventually smootching his gal Friday negress (Audra McDonald).

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 9:19 pm Carlos Danger

      Why does anyone even pay attention to movie critics? If they say a film is crap, its usually good. They plug films based on what they’re told to plug.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:44 am Greg Eliot

        It’s not so much paying attention to critics, it’s the fact that money tends to follow what gets touted by the MSM and their lackeys… as well as poisoning the naivete of many otherwise healthy whites, especially those in their formative years.

        And on that subject, remind me one of these threads to do a deconstruction of the alleged “red-pill” Gone Girl.

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  15. on January 2, 2015 at 9:44 am arminius

    You forgot the guy whose girlfriend was filmed sucking 12 black cocks, but forgave her anyway, all while trying to appear “street.”

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:48 am St

      Ah yeah forgot that guy… that was awesome

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:56 am OSP

      It’s always the guy(s)’ fault

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 10:00 am Greg Eliot

      I guess he figured that, after the first four or five, she wasn’t really serious about any them.

      LZLOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLOZLOZL

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 10:05 am Skinner

      He was my clear winner for the year too.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 3:13 am Caramba

      I believe that guy had a mental problem.No normal human would behave this way.

      We should not judge mentally handicapped.

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  16. on January 2, 2015 at 10:02 am Zee

    lol, I used to ask girls out like #2 in high school. It’s how we were taught to do it. It was part of a two prong system.

    1. Make the beta set up his rejection halfway (our BOTY might just be 3 fourths)
    2. Filter out the betas foolish enough to take the advice.

    As has been said in the manosphere, all mainstream dating advice applies to the George Clooneys and Bradley Coopers of the world, men who have demonstrated enough value to pull a girl with the weakest of game. The other 97% of us have to work for it.

    The advice is made by wannabe men who type what a guy would want in a girl (absolute submissiveness and physical attractiveness) and tosses it back at guys hoping it’ll stick.

    And yet, my vote goes for Cuck. I know a hundreds of betas and women who would defend the “sorry to bother you” method but I know even most of these people could not tell me with a straight face that Cuck wasn’t getting cucked.

    The rationalization is something you can’t even entirely blame his girlfriend for. HE GIVES IT TO HER. I’m sure she would have spout that “not my fault” shit eventually but he didn’t even have the little requirement of testicular fortitude needed to take a stand. Most betas would have taken at worst a passive agressive stand.

    A higher beta would have dumped her over Facebook and cried and moved on to the next one. Ms Slutbag herself didn’t even expect him to buy the tragical bullshit excuse she gave him. There’s an odd subtext in that conversation where they both know she cheated and he tells her there’s nothing he can do about it.

    My personal rule is that if a guy is an Omega, it is impossible for him to have a girlfriend as they either reject the market out of spite (Elliot Rodger) or their value is so low they repel the 2/10’s that are in there (Chris-Chan). But Cuck tests it.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 5:01 pm Lichthof

      I am fucking a girl 14 years younger than me but I am bored now and want out. I use beta techniques like ‘sorry to bother you’ to cool things down. Works everytime.

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  17. on January 2, 2015 at 10:04 am bookooball

    #5 Hands down.

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  18. on January 2, 2015 at 10:10 am Foolish Pride

    The stalker is just a stalker, the first is just a male feminist idiot. “I don’t mean to bother” guy is a chump. The last guy? Definitely going to raise another guy’s offspring.

    I think the kid who killed himself because his parents didn’t let him try out “being” a girl should be a contender. At any rate he wasn’t a woman, women take pills and seek attention, they don’t kill themselves by jumping in front of trucks.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:04 pm Arbiter

      Yes, but the first one is different from the rest in that he resolves to live alone for the rest of his life, and to deprive his children of their mother. For the rest the act is temporary and they could hopefully do better things later in life.

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  19. on January 2, 2015 at 10:18 am arminius

    I don’t think #3 should be on the list at all. From the provided information, we have no idea what else the guy is doing in his life besides taking 4-8 seconds out of his life every year to send a text. He may not even do that, it could easily be a bot or just autoprogrammed into a “birthday text” app. He could be happily married or banging 300 women a year or just a teacher or mentor or other completely non-erotic relationship to the girl. Heck, the Volkswagen dealer sends me a birthday greeting every year and I sold my GTI a couple of years ago. I don’t think it’s a sign that he wants to f*ck me. Although, now that I think about it….

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:45 pm OSP

      what monthly payment can you afford?

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  20. on January 2, 2015 at 10:23 am askjoe

    the guy doing the giggly face at his fat, ugly, indian girl? Yup, that’s a beta. Of course, it’s all too common for men to do the guggle guggle ha ha at being insulted.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 10:50 am Black Anne Frank

      Aren’t they both gyppos (aka indians)? So who cares…

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  21. on January 2, 2015 at 10:28 am Experienced Father

    CH,

    You need an “All of the above” vote button.

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  22. on January 2, 2015 at 10:33 am McGonzo

    I gotta go with Clueless (#5), just because it is so over the top that I find it hard to believe.

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  23. on January 2, 2015 at 10:40 am Wrecked 'Em

    “we didn’t have sex or anything” … lozllozllozl… then why are you bringing it up?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:04 am earl

      Exactly.

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  24. on January 2, 2015 at 10:42 am jamesmarkii

    Lol u fool. You stole #3 from me. I tweeted that to you last year. Rofl. I know that chick. She’s a flight attendant.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:56 pm Heywood Jablome

      Identify her.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 2:32 pm jamesmarkii

        Shes from China. Is a flight attendant for United Airlines. Shes a 5/10 unless you have a fetish for Asian women.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:02 pm Heywood Jablome

        Meh. Pass.

        What’s her name?

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm jamesmarkii

      Gypsy Ting
      look her up on Facebook

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm jamesmarkii

        https://www.facebook.com/tzhuang2003?fref=ts

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  25. on January 2, 2015 at 10:51 am chroniclerofancientsunlight

    >”But he didn’t, because character is destiny.”
    I love you CH. Note: George Eliot (i.e. Mary Anne Evans) often quoted Novalis on this. She knew what was on.

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  26. on January 2, 2015 at 10:57 am walawala

    In those text exchanges, the guys sound like the girl I’m banging who went off the rails after I pulled back…here’s the exchange…

    The 27 year old I met last month….

    First she was pushing back, I gamed her. She flaked first time we were to meet up 2 minutes before our scheduled date saying she was “sick”.

    Time passes, I game her, we meet for drinks. She’s all about banging. Then she claims I talk about sex too much–after she brings up 3-somes with her friends etc. I bang her again, she stays over.

    A few days later on Christmas day we meet up for drinks, bang our brains out, she stays over, I make breakfast. She complains about my cooking: too salty, too sour. I bang her again.

    Then a few days pass, New Year’s Eve approaches, I have plans. She never asks me what I’m doing and I don’t tell her. I text her that “comfort” text: “Thinking of my baby”. Nothing all day. She texts me at 7pm “Busy day”.

    I ignore her–no “Happy New Year”–I don’t care really because I’m hosting a party and gaming other girls. I text her “Happy New Year, want to see my baby”. Nothing from her 24 hours. “I want to see you too”.

    So I text her “Let’s meet up. Am free later tonight for drinks.”

    Then I get a barrage of nonsense texts: “drink n then sex if that’s all you want no need to contact me again.”

    Hmmm….this drama. Girl just wants to bang. Girl feels guilty about banging. Girl brings up threesomes. Girl backs off. Me: keeping my frame.

    Me: I’m a man and make no apologies for wanting you as a woman. Too many guys hide their desires, maybe that might be a better fit for you.”

    Her:”Hundreds of guys asking me for a drink if that’s what I want I would die from alcohol intoxication. thought you were different.

    me: If you don’t want to see me, I understand. But don’t say I’m like every other guy

    Her: When I say I feel unwell they send medicine cool pads to me, they care if I’m fine or not. U don’t give a fuck. U disappear whenever you want to. only find me when u have need. My mistake to have given you chances. I apologize. U don’t care from day 1 I shouldn’t have expected that”.

    I didnt’ reply.

    As for the “lack of comfort” you guys will suggest. That’s not the case here. The “hundreds of guys” line I think works on guys who are thirsty. I looked at that and laughed. I don’t think any guy she’s been with has ever done what I did and it’s driving her crazy.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 2:14 am blart

      you keep saying all she wants to do is bang. where are you getting that impression from? she’s pulling away big time and has indicated several times in many different ways that she wants more than just banging. maybe more comfort, more rapport, whatever.

      something doesn’t add up.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:53 am walawala

        @blart What she “says” and what she “Does” are two different things. She engages in all sorts of sexting, talk of three-somes. Then I suggest meeting up…she accuses me of only wanting her for sex.

        She’s conflicted between what she wants and what she thinks she should be doing.

        This “hundreds of guys” are after me talk…comes from a place of trying to control and in my case not having any.

        She loves it and she is conflicted by it.

        Hamster in over-drive.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:57 pm Will

        @walawala dude I think you are over analyzing this.

        If you want to be with her then do something fun and don’t have sex with her on the date.

        If you don’t want to be with her then stop pressing to keep fucking her because she’s saying shes fed up (she’s generally not enjoying it anymore)

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 1:04 am walawala

        @Will If that was the case then she would propose some activity. You’re misreading this situation completely.

        This is not about sex or dates, it’s about control of the relationship.

        Read her exchange again: the “I thought you were different”…guilt tripping,

        The “hundreds of guys” asking me out—again trying to instill dread.

        if this was simply a case of “you never take me anywhere”….she would propose that. She’s struggling with her hamster in conflict between what she wants: an alpha stud and what she thinks she needs: beta provider who sends cold pads.

        This girl on our first encounter flaked 15 minutes before our meeting claiming to be “very unwell”….it was a shit test. I responded with “Hope you feel better, think of a way to make it up to me”.

        Then every single time we’ve met up she’s at least 30 minutes late.

        She complained about the breakfast I cooked, she never thanked me for taking her out to whatever we did….

        This is meta game, not dating advice.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 8:59 pm Ripp

      I read what I dub as “insecure reactivity” I/R in the girl.

      Walawala played it right. She’s not LTR material. she’s that conflicted about enjoying being with a guy (banging every meet) yet cant be mature enough to admit this and discuss LTR interests like an adult…her I/R will only increase as time goes on.

      What she’s trying to do is take control of the relationship by constant shit testing to force walawala to ‘beta’ out, giving her hand in the relationship which she can use to rationalize a breakup on her terms.

      I see this behavior so often with SMV 7 women that were hotter in their younger years and intrinsically are feeling the pain of a slipping SMV in the face being in another situation she can’t control.

      The insidious 7.

      Rightfully so, if the gender roles were reversed and walawala was saying “other girls bring me medicine when I’m sick and you don’t care”…she’d be so uninterested…

      Like walawala I’m sometimes in the mood to teach a lesson to the bitch with logical antecdotes…sometimes I just disappear.

      Either way this is the alpha fux/beta bux in practice. She’ll move on only to run through endless beta boring dinner dates until the next ovulatory cycle meets moral lubrication…and shell txt walawala or be gettin it from some other alpha-esque dude…

      Txt her picture of skittles.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 8:43 am walawala

        @Ripp I think this is a good read of the situation. She is hot…7.5/8. But the whole dynamic is one of her lapping up my attention—which includes fucking her hard 6 times in a night.

        Then complaining about the breakfast I cooked her—which I just ignored and said “oh…yah, good ideas”.

        But out of the blue it goes from moon spoon June to what you read.

        At no point does she say “you’re a beta wimp who I disrespect”. It’s “you don’t give a fuck…” which I actually take as a compliment because I thought I was beta by making her breakfast and texting her back regularly.

        I now have an abundance mentality and several plates i’m spinning so in my mind I don’t “feel” a loss. Yah, sure, I’d love to see her again but not under those circumstances. It has to be much more chill or on my terms.

        These girls have certain traits. They insist a guy “Take care” of them…without ever defining what that is.

        I’ve resisted in the past but the moment I admit…”Ok, I guess I was a prick, I should pay for her cab ride home”…suddenly there’s a ton of other shit I didn’t do and then it all implodes. You can’t second-guess yourself. You have to let her go and yes, she will plough through those beta dinner dates and she’ll suddenly contact me.

        This happens all the time—and when you least expect it.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 4:34 am Ripp

        @wala

        I hear ya man.

        Even high smv can be very insecure.

        Honestly most of my STRs end like this. Always around the 8 to 12 week mark. If she’s too insecure like described above, and the relationship is otherwise good (good sex, fun activities, minimal shit testing) she’ll eventually find ANYTHING to nit pick and berate about. Anything to serve her need for drama and project her insecurities.

        They’re so used to beta supplication they get nutty when they cant find things to discount you with- especially if they like you, and even more so if they’re low self esteem and insecure.

        It’s kind of like a decission point on how much BPG (beta provider game) you want to afford for the sex…

        …and when you have other options, not much tolerance, if any is afforded.

        Next…

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 7:18 am walawala

        @Ripp It took around 5 months but I worked out the discipline to walk away from these girls.

        They ALWAYS come back…but and it’s a big BUT…they have to want to come back and they have to take the initiative.

        It can’t be a simple IOI, it has to be a grand gesture and then the reward has to be proportional.

        This girl has not yet earned that attention back.

        It’s weird…she accuses me of not caring but I was texting her regularly, giving her attention, banging her good, we went out, we did a few things, we didn’t do more because she pulled the plug…not me.

        So yes, what you say about the 8-12 week mark is my experience too. They’re like vegetables or milk, they have a best before date and then after that turn sour.

        Self-discipline needed to resist the urge to contact them: whether it be out of regret or desperation or even sincerity.

        The newest one I’m gaming is interesting. Cute, 26 7+ funky, gamed her, number closed her, took her out. She wouldn’t kiss me. A few days later, she came to my New Year’s party, helped set up, stayed until the end, stayed at my place, said “I won’t kiss you until I know you better.” I shrugged and said If you know me better I might not want to kiss you.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:10 am Anonymous

        I’m noticing this a lot myself, as I see more men around me become red pill the women are noticing too but confused and will refuse to accept the natural order.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 8:48 am Amy

      She’s screwy. That medicine text is classic needy/seeking reassurance, but then again If she really needed comfort she’d respond differently to his affectionate texts. IME when a girl is inconsistent like this, she’s getting jerked around by another guy… and taking it out on you. Just my two cents….

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 5:20 pm walawala

        @Anonymous Yes, I pick up on this too. It’s like you’ve suddenly turned a girl’s world literally upside down. 1) They’re not used to confident guys so it’s an initial turn on 2) they suddenly get a surge of conflicting feelings—like being on a wild carnival ride and they want to get off 3) They start pushing back or pushing me away instead of finding ways to accommodate.

        It becomes a power struggle rather than an exchange.

        Also to your point, I don’t think girls like this are used to “Red Pill” guys having an “Abundance mentality”…they wonder “Why isn’t this guy chasing me???” Because every guy chases them. They mistake this for “butthurtedness” when it’s not.

        These girls when they want “something” will make tremendous efforts to make themselves available.

        My crazy ex gf crashed my New Year’s Eve party last week….just showed up near the end of the night to dance with me. Since she made the effort I rewarded her by talking to her, gaming her: “I knew you’d show up”…and putting her to work helping me clean up. She kissed me on the lips and I sent her on her way….she hung around staring at the bevvy of other young girls I had stacking chairs and wiping away tables. I went home with another girl I was gaming.

        @Amy jerked around by another guy? I don’t think that’s the case here. I think it’s frustration over not being able to control a guy she likes.

        The “hundreds of guys” and the ‘you’re not caring enough’ themes are lines/approaches I’ve experienced before.

        Unfortunately with these hot girls who go nuts, I have to have a few plates on the go otherwise it becomes incredibly frustrating. I just let them go now and then focus on something or someone else and then they eventually come back on my terms.

        This isn’t “dating advice”…it’s a much more subtle, high-value game for girls who are hot and used to being treated in a certain way. When that script is flipped the “chicks dig jerks” concept comes into play.

        In reality I wasn’t an “uncaring asshole”—the “jerk” part was just not taking her seriously and being able to walk away. For dudes following my trajectory this dichotomy is crucial to understanding the Red Pill for me. It takes a lot of practice and just trial and error to get comfortable with this mentality.

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  27. on January 2, 2015 at 10:57 am IHTG

    Well, maybe the Happy Birthday thing could be a cheap “long con” strategy for picking up chicks, if he’s using it on lots of women simultaneously.

    …eh, nah.

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  28. on January 2, 2015 at 10:58 am Arbiter

    From the White History Today blog: on this day in 1822 Rudolf Clausius was born in Köslin, Germany. He is was the first to state the basic ideas of the second law of thermodynamics and he introduced to science the concept of entropy. In 1492 the last Moor invader of Spain, Muhammad XII, surrendered to King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, completing the Reconquista of Spain. And more.

    Yesterday, in 1873, German-American Gustave Whitehead was born in Bavaria. He built early flying machines and their engines. Yesterday in 1801 Italian Giuseppe Piazzi discovered Ceres, the smallest dwarf planet in the solar system. And yesterday in 1515 Francis I was crowned king of France; a major patron of the arts, culture and philosophy he laid the groundwork for the Renaissance in France. And more.

    I wonder what the betas in the list think of these things. Real progress made by real men. They probably think it’s all too masculine, violent, too technical, and irrelevant, as the only relevant thing is to destroy the West that made all this progress possible.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:06 am Greg Eliot

      History be raciss ‘n sheet.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 11:27 am Arbiter

        We mustn’t be prejudiced: today is also the birthday of Isaac Asimov in 1920. This is a Jew whose work I like. He was an atheist and he said that “My father, for all his education as an Orthodox Jew, was not Orthodox in his heart”, and “he didn’t recite the myriad prayers prescribed for every action, and he never made any attempt to teach them to me.” His father came from a family of Russian-Jewish millers and they left the USSR in the early 1920s, when the Jews were riding high in government. So they probably didn’t have any communist sympathies, very unusual.

        Isaac Asimov wrote many good novels with no trace of the Left’s morality. His early work was explicitly meant to make young American boys interested in science during the Cold War, especially when the Soviets had sent up Sputnik. The later Foundation trilogy is about restoring the Galactic Empire in a new form by all means, without leftist concerns or deploring “the greed and aggression of the empire” etc as a leftist author would. It is about being analytical and keeping your head cold, very masculine style I would say.

        In his stories everyone is White in the far future. Only once in the Trilogy is there an Oriental included, and it is noted that people who look like him “are called Orientals, but no one knows why and they don’t like it”.

        His short-story The Last Question was his personal favorite, as well it should be. It came to him as a finished story and he wrote it in one sitting, hardly changing a word. It really drives home the point: what is the one goal that must come before all other? There you have the basis for a whole philosophy. It is Promethean – the forward strive of Life. Funnily, when people wrote to him or called him about “some story they remembered that Asimov might have written, and they had forgotten the name”, it was always this story. It can be found online, recommended.

        (By the way, the I, Robot movie with Will Smith is a bastardization of immense proportions. Asimov never included Blacks in his stories, especially not as main characters. Only once that I can recall is it mentioned that a character is dark-skinned with woolly hair. And his robot stories were specifically about washing away the “Frankenstein syndrome” of earlier writers, where robots invariably turn against humans. And then they make a movie where robots turn against humans, using the name of one of Asimov’s short-story collections and saying it is based on his work.)

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 4:37 pm bookooball

        U dińdu nuffin’

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:04 pm Carlos Danger

        Truth is the new hate speech.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:24 am Greg Eliot

        Good points, Arbiter… and yes, even amongst the Tribe, one can find men of good will.

        The rub is, you don’t buy the whole bushel of apples merely because one or two seem okay.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:26 pm Carlos Danger

        I also like Michael Savage quite a bit. He even thinks Lincoln was a dictator and is well aware we are being deliberately subverted. Britain has banned him from the country, so he must be doing something right.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:30 pm PA

        Lawrence Auster

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:27 pm Arbiter

        So no, I don’t see how that is a net victory for mankind like the other ones were.

        You say that BACK THEN Whites weren’t more civilized than Arabs. (I don’t care if they’re Muslims or not, Christian Arab/African immigrants behave the same as the Muslims.) But Whites have come up with 97 percent of all inventions since the late Middle Ages. So even if your statement wouldn’t be false, obviously it is good that Whites have increased their territory, giving this enormously innovative race more land to raise people who produce the great inventors.

        Whites have a higher average IQ than Arabs, and furthermore, Whites have a wider IQ spread than any other race. Which means that the small group of geniuses who pull the rest of mankind forward will always be Whites. There also seems to be an innovative spark that can’t be measured by IQ, that exists among Whites more than others. One need only look at the high-IQ East Asians, who were stuck in the Middle Ages for many thousands of years without ever inventing the steam engine, let alone electricity.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:28 pm Arbiter

        My last comment was for the ho here below.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:37 am ho

      “In 1492 the last Moor invader of Spain, Muhammad XII, surrendered to King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella, completing the Reconquista of Spain.”

      What kind of retard would refer to moors, a group that has been in Spain for 700 years by that point, as invaders?

      Furthermore, how is that comparable in any way to the other things? This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:22 pm Greg Eliot

        Furthermore, how is that comparable in any way to the other things? This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.

        If you don’t think it’s progress when white Europeans hold sway over Spain, rather than the Moops, well… you’re just not Penske material.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:38 pm El Capitan

        How could you not call them invaders?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:47 pm Greg Eliot

        ho is our resident muzzie, so the word “invader” must have gored his ox.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 2:36 pm anotheronetakesthepill

        They are still there though … today one psycho-muzzie threatened to blow himself up in a train in Madrid.
        A darkie (with 9 crimes and illegal in the country) killed a policeman by throwing him onto an oncoming train when demanded to be ID’ed

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:10 pm Arbiter

        Driving away low-IQ peoples that infest White lands, rape White women and steal White people’s wealth always benefits the progress of mankind. But someone naming himself “ho” wouldn’t have the brains to understand that.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:50 pm ho

        “If you don’t think it’s progress when white Europeans hold sway over Spain, rather than the Moops, well… you’re just not Penske material.”

        Back then white Europeans weren’t much more civilized than Muslims. Inquisition, witchburnings, wars of religion, slaughtering non believers, expansionism fueled by desire to spread Christianity by the sword. (and wanting Gold)

        The Conquistadors were very similar to Ghazis.

        The real superiority of the west emerged in the 17th, 18th centuries.

        So no, I don’t see how that is a net victory for mankind like the other ones were.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm Ripp

        “Back then white Europeans weren’t much more civilized than Muslims.”

        As Mr. Transgender Trans-race commenter “Ho” casually glances over the other euro white achievements of the comment to cherry pick and attempt to de-value whites with non sequitor.

        Dis ain’t da MSM foo …

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:05 pm Carlos Danger

        This is a territorial change. It is not an achievement that advanced mankind.

        They also booted out the Yidlers. How is that not progress?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:32 pm ho

        “As Mr. Transgender Trans-race commenter “Ho” casually glances over the other euro white achievements of the comment to cherry pick and attempt to de-value whites with non sequitor.”

        Bullshit. I do not deny European superiority later on. Back then, Christians were very….”backwards”.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:33 pm ho

        “They also booted out the Yidlers. How is that not progress?”

        ………ok, good point.

        I apologize for not taking that into account, lol.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:38 pm Arbiter

        After a sufficient amount of time passes, you cease being a mere invader and it becomes your land.

        Blah, blah. The Moors invaded White lands and occupied and fed off the White population, and kept trying to invade more. Your semantics is meant to sidetrack and hide the many White accomplishments in the list, and the many more accomplishments on the WHT blog every day.

        To piss off the ho, here is more White history from the White History Today blog, for today’s date in …

        1892 – J.R.R. Tolkien was born in Bloemfountain, the Orange Free State in South Africa. He was the author of the Lord of the Rings series and the father of the modern fantasy genre. He was also a respected medieval scholar and professor.

        1888 – The refracting telescope at Lick Observatory in Mount Hamilton, CA was first used. At the time it was earth’s largest.

        1870 – Construction began on the Brooklyn Bridge, designed by German John Augustus Roebling who was also the chief builder.

        1733 – Sir Richard Arkwright was born in England. He invented the spinning frame which combined power, machinery, semi-skilled labor and raw material (cotton) to mass produce textiles. His mechanical and organizational skills make him the father of the modern factory.

        106 BC – Roman philosopher, statesman and lawyer Cicery was born in Arpinoum. He introduced the Romans to Greek philosophy and created a Latin philosophical vocabulary.

        Meanwhile, today in Black history:

        ….

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:22 pm The Spirit Within

        What’s not often mentioned are the myriad Spanish massacres of Jewish people in the medieval centuries prior to their expulsion. These events devastated Spanish towns and cities, with one Spanish queen even trying to lure the frightened ones back to the country.

        Their final expulsion in 1492 (one of fifteen throughout Europe, by the way) was followed by a century of explosive economic growth, though I don’t think you can draw a line between the two. I suspect that royal financing of conquistadores’ explorations would’ve happened either way, and their presence at that point would’ve been irrelevant. But we’ll never know.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:18 am Greg Eliot

        Oy! Here comes the I’m-Not-YKW Yid Within weighing in about “massacres of Jews”…. meh.

        Anyone else find his radio silence about things like, oh, thwack’s ongoing claim of faked lunar landings amusing?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:38 am ho

      They weren’t invaders anymore than white Americans are today.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:53 pm Greg Eliot

        Tell that to the Indians…

        … woo-woo, not dot, of course.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm Arbiter

        They were invaders. The land was populated by Whites and the Moors fed off them. The whole operation was parasitism with the intention to keep invading. They repeatedly tried to invade more land but were stopped by the French. Calling them invaders of not, how typical of anti-White scum to try to derail a topic into a discussion of labels by denying the obvious labels.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm ho

        After a sufficient amount of time passes, you cease being a mere invader and it becomes your land. Fait accompli.

        If you want the land back, you have to become an INVADER, take those lands back and keep them. The Spaniards did that, hence why I don’t call them invaders.

        It’s stupid calling them invaders in 1492 AD. 800 AD it’s different.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 6:56 pm Ripp

        Ho, stop invading the CH Kingdom of Truth with your n166er semantics and alt-tab back to Reddit.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:35 pm ho

        ni66er semantics? Do you know how pale I am?

        Also, lol at me browsing plebbit.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 8:10 pm juro

        a lawyer is only as good as his latest case. people care only about the bad or stupid things u do, even if u were a saint.

        The Visigoths yanked Spain away from the Romans, and were there for less time than the Moors.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 8:01 am Greg Eliot

        After a sufficient amount of time passes, you cease being a mere invader and it becomes your land. Fait accompli.

        Then how come YT is still having his chops busted by every pismire from Chief Whining Arrow and Princess Rain In Face to Kunta Kinte?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm ho

        “Then how come YT is still having his chops busted by every pismire from Chief Whining Arrow and Princess Rain In Face to Kunta Kinte?”

        Ask those people. I would never refer to you guys as invaders. Invaders who have been here for generations? HA!

        To answer your question though, you’re getting your chops busted because many YTs enjoy being sanctimonious and holier than thou. And because Indians have actually been DISPOSESSED, not only invaded. The vast majority in USA is white. That isn’t something that happened to all occupied people. Brits didn’t turn India into a white country like you did with USA. I also think it is the vast distance of Europe to America that bothers them: they can understand an empire conquering it’s neighbors (Moors, Spain) but whites who need to cross the Atlantic to take your land? That’s insult to injury.

        But ultimately, whites in current America are not invaders, because the actual invasion happened in the relatively distant past.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:48 am Greg Eliot

        Fair points… but the bottom-line remains, racial and ethnic divides remain, even after generations of occupation, so the erstwhile interlopers are still viewed as, for lack of a better term, invaders.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 8:07 am Trainspotter

        Ho: “And because Indians have actually been DISPOSESSED, not only invaded. The vast majority in USA is white. That isn’t something that happened to all occupied people. Brits didn’t turn India into a white country like you did with USA.”

        Apples and oranges. India had an enormous population, even during the days of the British Empire. In contrast, the land that would become the United States was sparsely populated by a relative handful of scattered, primitive tribes. No cities to speak of, no infrastructure to speak of, no teeming masses to speak of.

        In other words, there was very little to “dispossess” in this part of North America. The major Indian populations were further south (where they still are today, in their teeming, not so glorious millions.)

        But who cares about reality? Under the current anti-white cult, facts don’t matter. If a white conquers land, he is forever an illegitimate occupier and interloper. He has committed an unforgivable sin.

        But if a non-white conquers land, the land is his forever. It is his sacred ground, and he retains a claim upon it for all eternity – even if his only accomplishment on the land was to take a leak in the woods.

        Separation is the only solution.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 10:52 am ho

        “But who cares about reality? Under the current anti-white cult, facts don’t matter. If a white conquers land, he is forever an illegitimate occupier and interloper. He has committed an unforgivable sin.

        But if a non-white conquers land, the land is his forever. It is his sacred ground, and he retains a claim upon it for all eternity – even if his only accomplishment on the land was to take a leak in the woods.”

        Well, I don’t see SJWs saying that Spain should go back to Muslims^^

        I have a hypothesis why it is the way you say. And it has to do with more than white Christians.

        Russians are white and Christian. Yet nobody, not even Jews who dislike Russia complain about their vast conquest of Siberia. Why is that?

        1. Russian will just tell you to fuck off, unlike Americans, who actually indulge you.

        2. Siberia, despite it’s sparse population, still looks fairly slanty eyed if I’m not mistaken. They haven’t been overrun by Russkies entirely.

        You also overestimate SJW/YKW common sense if you think they would take into account infrastructure and population density. Hell, I didn’t take it into account and I make far more sense than them.

        3. I really think land empire vs sea empire can be ignored. See, when Muscovy with Ivan the Terrible conquered land to their east it was ok: he did what even the most primitive tribes do.

        When Peter the Great did it, it was ok: he did what even the most primitive tribes do.

        When Catherine the Great did it it was…you see my point.

        Americans did the same thing. The were, after 1776, an independent country that conquered a little land to the west. But Jews/SJWs cannot ignore that they were still scions of the British. They were English speaking white protestants who conquered land in a place that wasn’t adjacent to the place where English speaking white protestants actually come from. This bothers some people intuitively because it doesn’t seem like the modest, incremental, Complete Induction style conquest that other empires like the Romans, the Ummayyad Caliphate, the Ottomans or the Russians did. Americans may have divorced themselves from the island, but people still see them as “of the island”. (both world wars and the butt buddy relationship they’ve had since then seems to support that view)

        Muslims conquered a lot of land too, but they 1) don’t apologize, 2) never overran a place with settlers but imposed their culture on the locals instead, and 3) did so incrementally, over land, against adjacent kingdoms.

        Their complete silence wrt Russia, (the Christian country which has treated them the worst over the course of history) seems to support the hypothesis, that anti white goyism isn’t the only thing at work.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 2:17 pm Trainspotter

        ho: “Well, I don’t see SJWs saying that Spain should go back to Muslims”

        They are helping flood Europe, including Spain, with massive amounts of Muslim immigrants, but let’s not nitpick and engage in silly quibbles. The general trend is the important thing, and that general trend is clear. Under the current orthodoxy, white is illegitimate, and non-white is legitimate.

        The Arabs and Turks displaced all sorts of peoples, including whites, yet they are not expected to apologize for any of it. Do they beg forgiveness for the brutal subjugation (and often genocide) of the white populations of Europe? Do they open their borders, denigrate their own culture and heritage, and celebrate their own demographic demise? Of course not.

        Instead, Europeans are expected to apologize for the crusades, which amounted to a series of failed and minor incursions compared to what Arabs and Turks did to white populations on the European continent. European peoples are expected to become minorities in their own ancient homelands. No such expectation is imposed on non-whites.

        The same pattern can be found all over the world. The Japanese displaced the Ainu…but Japan is Japan. The blacks displaced the Hottentots, but Africa is the black motherland. And so on.

        The anti-white orthodoxy is designed to demoralize whites, in order to prevent them from organizing and resisting their own displacement and genocide.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 2:41 pm Trainspotter

        ho: “that anti white goyism isn’t the only thing at work”

        It might as well be. Everything else pales in comparison, or is a mere offshoot of the essential anti-white nature of the current ruling orthodoxy. For example, the “war on men” is really a war on whites. The real target is white men, and more broadly Western civilization. That non-white men are also harmed is more collateral damage than anything else. They were never the real target.

        To put it in, shall we say, less than scholarly terms, I’d order the importance of various issues more or less as follows: first and foremost, the racial issue. Then a pile of shit. Then another pile of shit. Then everything else.

        That’s why leftists can tolerate dissent on almost any issue, save race. Oppose any of their other pet projects, and sure, they won’t like you. But oppose them on the racial issue, and they go insane with hatred and rage. Their heads spin around and explode. And even when they go nuts on another issue, it’s almost always because it ties in with an important racial angle or consequence.

        Race is the decisive point on the battlefield. That’s why when conservatives gave up on the racial issue a few decades ago, and re-branded themselves as “color blind,” the current fiasco was baked into the cake. Once the anti-whites won on that single issue, they were inevitably going to win on pretty much everything else, given time. And they have.

        Separation is the only solution.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 3:13 pm Greg Eliot

        Point, set and match to Trainspotter.

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 5:59 am Carlos Danger

      You realize that the biggest problems we face are caused by atheist Jews do you not?

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  29. on January 2, 2015 at 11:02 am The Chrome Microphone

    Has to be #5 if it’s true

    She keeps poking and twisting the knife, adding suspicious details and denying specifics nobody asked for

    Either begging him to call her out or taunting him knowing he won’t say or do anything

    Embarrassing

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:07 am Greg Eliot

      well-done, pointing out those little nuances…

      … or maybe we should tip the cap to her for such sublime passive-aggressive play.

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  30. on January 2, 2015 at 11:16 am earl

    ‘we didn’t have sex’ + ‘he slept next to me naked.’

    2+2 =

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  31. on January 2, 2015 at 11:16 am Lara

    We don’t have the capability to send people to Mars, so I don’t understand why this woman is getting credit for anything.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 11:31 am Greg Eliot

      Thus far we’ve only managed Alice to the moon.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:57 pm mendozatorres

        Bang, zoom!

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:08 pm Carlos Danger

        One of these days One of these days… Pow! Right in the kisser!

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:00 pm Canadian Friend

      Just throwing ideas here,

      maybe she needs a lot of attention and this was one way for her to get it?

      or it is a big shit test and the husband failed miserably.

      She would basically cut access to her vagina from her husband and would give her vagina to the men who would have gone to Mars with her, yet the husband embraces and celebrates all of this.

      The men who would be chosen to go to Mars are in her eyes super Alpha, so she is pretty much promising her husband that as soon as this becomes possible, she will dump him – the beta loser that he is – so she can be with super alpha males and be their sexual slave.

      Why do I say sexual slave? well who will stop them from using her any way they want on Mars? she can not call the police, she can not run away or leave.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 12:11 pm Canadian Friend

        They are never coming back thus will never face jail time for rape …or murder…

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:19 pm Greg Eliot

        Do you mean the astronauts… or the Martians?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:17 pm Arbiter

        The men who would be chosen to go to Mars are in her eyes super Alpha, so she is pretty much promising her husband that as soon as this becomes possible, she will dump him – the beta loser that he is – so she can be with super alpha males and be their sexual slave.

        Well said. It’s amazing how many obvious things are left out from media stories, things that actually matter in normal lives. Such as the fact that she would deny her husband sex and companionship. And that she would obviously have sex with the men on the trip, who she would admire.

        There was a study where a man would meet women halfway across a steady bridge, and then halfway across a rickety bridge blowing in the wind. He had more success getting numbers from the women on the rickety bridge, as people are more excited by people they meet under dangerous circumstances, or otherwise out-of-the-ordinary circumstances. (How much easier it is to awaken a woman’s passion when she is on vacation! Or when she is on a trip to Mars, as it were.)

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 11:31 am Carlos Danger

        I don’t think this is about a NASA mission but rather the Elon Musk venture to fund a Mars colony. He already has a number of volunteers for the venture. NASA won’t have much to do with it I think.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:09 pm white monkey

        Elon Mush is an even bigger jooish swindler than NASA; incase you didn’t think it possible.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 11:51 pm Ripp

        Musk is not a YKW.

        Was born in South Africa and relocated to Canada while still in high school. His dad was British and his mom was Canadian of English descent. He gained US citizenship in college then settled in US.

        Basically he’s of British heritage and has spent his adult life as an American citizen.

        Imagine that: Legally coming to the US and busting through barriers by high tech innovation- inventing more tech to further man kind. Taking risks, creating jobs and getting sh1t done.

        1) he’s a white dude
        2) not jewish

        Thw@ck, i’m ordering a McRibb embargo on Oakland, Compton, St. Louis and DC. You’re people must suffer for your continuing to insult the hand that feeds you.

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  32. on January 2, 2015 at 11:25 am mack

    All of these men are weak candidates compared to the almost weekly stories of female high school teachers who screw (legally rape) their male students, and the teachers’ husbands invariably declare “I’m sticking by her side so we can get through this.”

    Mary Kay Letourneau’s husband did the respectable thing by divorcing her, but except for him, the betrayed husbands all seem to stay with their cheating wives. If my grown son did that, I would disown him.

    I wish someone would collect data on all the teacher whores who were caught and follow-up on the state of their marriages. There should be lots of data on this subject because I know I read about it constantly in the news.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 4:01 pm bc23point5

      That’s a great idea, I’d like to see the follow up as well. I nominate Mack since it was his fantastic idea.

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  33. on January 2, 2015 at 11:41 am The Childlike Author

    I was having difficulty choosing… right up until that last one.

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  34. on January 2, 2015 at 12:01 pm joe

    All worthies.
    But your post and the new promo(s) featuring Kate Upton for “Game of War” got me to thinking.
    There’s one version of the ad where she stands full-frontal at the screen and asks “Will you be my hero?” There’s a lotta beta-boiz out there who immediately, if silently, answer yes, and some of them are over the age of 18. Well over.
    But every guy should be asking “Why should I?” Yes, yes, the voluputuous swimsuit model is implying the offer of sex, but since she’s supposed to be the goddess Athena, that’s not really on the table. Apparently that doesn’t matter to the beta’s watching. They’d attempt to “a a hero” and die, if only metaphorically, regardless.
    I suggest they belong on the list too.

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  35. on January 2, 2015 at 12:09 pm DavidTheGnome

    Is the last one a non obese mudshark? Those chicks are level five personality shiticanes.

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  36. on January 2, 2015 at 12:22 pm Francis

    What the fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously, when the SHTF in the US, I want to be nowhere near these losers.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:42 pm free_francis_sawyer

      no kidding. hard to believe a beta could sink this low –

      “Conflicting schedules and demanding jobs are causing a number of recently married couples to take unimoons, a post-wedding retreat spent without one’s spouse.”

      “Author Bill Powers wrote about his own experience choosing the unimoon path in his new book “New Slow City: Living Simply in the World’s Fastest City.”

      “Even as Melissa and I married in a small ceremony with family and close friends, our overworking led us to join the disquieting ‘uni-moon’ trend,” Powers wrote. “Instead of a honeymoon trip together in the busy weeks after our wedding, we each took separate, individual vacations without each other–uni-moons, or what amounted to a few days of free time at the end of separate work trips.”

      “While Powers’ wife spent a few days solo in the sunny Dominican Republic, he wandered the romantic streets of Paris alone.”

      first thing the wife does is take off for an island full of feral jungle pipe. bill is beta max.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:19 pm Arbiter

      Many such lower betas would sink in a state of Bosnian-style unrest. But many would toughen up more than you’d expect. In such a situation you should give them a chance, one chance, and see what they do with it.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm Carlos Danger

      You can take their food and useful implements far more easily than from someone like me, for example.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 11:25 am EMP

        The sheer frankness of this statement made me double over in laughter. But it’s true. Those betamaxbetabux milquetoast manboobs are going to be easy pickings when the EBT cards run out.

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  37. on January 2, 2015 at 12:25 pm Beefy Levinson

    “thats true its never my fault, always the guys fault”

    I bet the beta cuck is the one who gave her comment a thumbs up.

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  38. on January 2, 2015 at 12:32 pm juro

    “This beta would have instantly elevated himself to alpha status had he been wearing a shirt that read, “I’m with Fatty”. But he didn’t,”

    Maybe he is above all that and not into petty childish behavior?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:40 pm bookooball

      Is that a joke? Or are you just trolling?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:14 pm Greg Eliot

        Looks like someone’s chubby ox got gored.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:38 pm bookooball

        It may not be the smartest ox, but you could wash laundry on its abs.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:44 pm Greg Eliot

        I was talking about juno, bro.

        That initial post sounded like it was coming from a girl sensitive about her weight.

        I see now that juno is a guy, so my bad.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 1:33 pm juro

      Women do whatever they want, and dress however they want, in case you never noticed. They wear their stupid flip-flop shoes everywhere, even to work. But men are not allowed to partake in such behavior. Women are accustomed to flying under the radar, and nobody really takes them too seriously. The shirt in this case means nothing, but imagine if the man was wearing it? Then it would mean something important, but most people would take him for a jerk. Men seem to grab onto any pussy they can get, and they sure don’t give a damn what the woman wears. But I would care, because I ain’t no beta.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:41 pm Greg Eliot

        Fair enough points… but you contradict yourself when you say “The shirt in this case means nothing…”.

        It’s her snarky little passive-aggressive gambit and, as you admit, you would care… and rightly so.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:46 pm juro

        the shirt means nothing to him, but it would be a deal-breaker for me. He’s a beta who feels lucky to have any woman on his arm. How do i contradict myself?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 1:49 pm Greg Eliot

        He’s crying on the inside.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 3:25 pm Arbiter

        Other women criticize their clothes heavily, though.

        But things are apparently different in the U.S. from the rest of the West. When I have seen American foreign students in large groups, they always seemed to opt for comfortable clothes more than stylish clothes. Those cargo pants with lots of pockets for example. I wonder why things are so different in the U.S., when there is fashion on TV and stylishly dressed characters in shows and movies. Perhaps it is an urge to be practical going back to the day when new land was cleared and settled. An urge that was always there, accepted even when it was small, and was then increased in later times by the leftist do-as-you-like offer to the masses.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:15 pm Carlos Danger

        My theory on fashion in Europe is the fact that people don’t have room in their flats or big pieces of land to buy things and store them so they consume fashion more instead. It’s also from their being tourists, so they dress like that while traveling. Americans have much nicer suits than anyone except for the Brits, however.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:26 pm K

        “Women do whatever they want, and dress however they want, in case you never noticed…But men are not allowed to partake in such behavior.”

        this is just more of the publicly acceptable man-bashing that we see everywhere. women dress how they want knowing men will tolerate it and if they can humiliate a man at the same time, it’s a win win for the sisterhood.
        they post disrespectful, male-bashing photos and the like all over social media. they mock and ridicule their men in public. this is the norm now.

        i recently saw a friend’s girl post a shirtless photo of a popular male celebrity and she and her friends had great fun discussing how they’d enjoy spending a night with him. at first this might seem like harmless fun but you know damn well if the boyfriend had posted a pic of a hot girl and acted like that, shit would have hit the fan. besides that, they are supposed to be a happy couple so why the hell is she posting pics of guys and not showing her relationship status? big red flags if you ask me.

        this girl is a real attention whore/drama queen. complains all the time about her problems and posts things that we all know are referencing what a dick he is even if she doesn’t come right out and say it.

        want to help my buddy out because i don’t think he even sees all this stuff or realizes what a bitch he’s dealing with. last time i brought it up (something minor) he just laughed it off and said he didn’t go on facebook much or care what she did. i think he wants to come across as being above gossip and petty things.

        but the way i see it, everyone knows they are together so instead of looking the other way, he should be laying down the law and telling her to stop publicly disrespecting him and doing things that could ruin his good name. am i wrong for thinking i should say something?

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 8:02 pm ho

        “Americans have much nicer suits than anyone except for the Brits, however.”

        Italians?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:52 pm Arbiter

        My theory on fashion in Europe is the fact that people don’t have room in their flats or big pieces of land to buy things and store them so they consume fashion more instead. It’s also from their being tourists, so they dress like that while traveling.

        Come on, of course people have room to store their clothes. And people dress better even when not being tourists.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 9:04 pm Carlos Danger

        Of course Europeans have room to store their clothes. That’s my point. They fit in a small closet in a small apartment. Germans like to spend their disposable income on clothes, cars, and vacations for this same reason. Americans buy everything you can possibly imagine and then never use it. But how many Europeans live in a 350 square meter house and own a mountain of crap they don’t really need? I say this as someone who owns a mountain of crap he doesn’t need. Some do, most don’t. A much larger percentage of Americans live that way than do Europeans. That said, I see lots of fashion faux pas in Europe too. About an equal number, just different. Clothes in the US cost about half of what they cost on the continent. Britain is even more expensive. You can buy a decent looking suit for $250 in the US. A comparable suit in Germany would cost about 600 Euros. Women’s clothes are an even better deal. When traveling, most Europeans aren’t wearing suits or even business casual either. Its jeans and casual foot wear too. I’ve lived in Europe most of my adult life and a big chunk of my childhood too. I can easily pass for a native German and have to show my passport to prove I’m not. I am headed back to live there again in a couple of weeks, so I’m not talking out of no experience or a once in a lifetime trip to Europe.

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  39. on January 2, 2015 at 12:41 pm Robert What?

    I hate to burst anyone’s bubble, but this country ain’t never going to Mars. Firstly, as a society we have lost the cohesion and desire for excellence required to accomplish such grand endeavors. Secondly, wealth redistribution (SS, MediCare/MediCaid, public sector pensions, etc) will make such grand endeavors impossible to afford. Lastly, the Muslims and the illegals who will be deciding this country’s political and financial decisions in the next 10-20 years have zero interest in such things. Heck, we won’t even be back to the moon.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 12:45 pm Fo' Shizzle

      Why’d you leave out the niggers?

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 1:16 pm Greg Eliot

      Alas, this is the one post, of all the chateau’s offerings, which I would have loved to gainsay.

      But more’s the pity, when you’re right, you’re right.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm FredMertz

        Yeah but,as the late Mario Cuomo,the Liberal Lion,put it so succinctly,WE ARE A FAMILY! WE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER! I so want to take care of masses of seething,sweaty,spitting mexies,chinks,dykes and fags,dot-heads and most of all, our dear niggers!

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:07 pm white monkey

      The I$$ has been continually manned for over 5000 consecutive days. What is the longest length of time they have been able to keep a mammal alive in LEO?

      Can they keep a hamster alive up there for more than a year?

      How bout a flower?

      This is the kind of science NASA should be doing and revealing to the public in order to build support for a Mars mission. I suspect the mammals don’t do so well which is the reason for silence on the issue.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 7:20 pm Carlos Danger

        This is the kind of science NASA should be doing and revealing to the public in order to build support for a Mars mission.

        That is what they’re doing.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 9:47 am white monkey

        Wrong.

        The major problems associated with manned space flight are carefully hidden from the public while white proles like you are all too willing to fellate NASA for more lies, falsehood and deception.

        “you’ve been living in a dream world Neo”

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 10:06 am Greg Eliot

        Listening to thwack in re space flight is like getting marriage counseling from Liz Taylor.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:30 pm Arbiter

      I’d love to see a manned trip to Mars for the symbolism. However, I have read quite a bit about this, and we simply don’t know enough for long space flights. On that note, finally closing down the space station was the right thing to do since it accomplished zero, it was just for show. The improvement in computer technology, physics etc takes place on earth, not in that space station. NASA has for a long time been about getting media ratings to keep up the budget though, so it surprised me that it was finally closed down. Fun fact: enviro-fanatics like to use the enviro-stats collected by NASA because they are always the most alarmist. That’s how they get air time.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 8:41 pm turner&cooch

      Nailed it.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 7:15 pm Marko

      Also, how do you appease SJWs when 95% of the engineers/scientists working on the mission are white men?

      The Apollo landing today would be called “White Privilege Oppression”.

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  40. on January 2, 2015 at 12:47 pm Lastango

    I’m voting for Mr. Astronautte, delighted to be the wind beneath his wife’s wings and doing laundry back at home, because — New Man that he is — he perfectly embodies the empty-shell biped in this commercial:

    And no, I don’t buy Proctor & Gamble products anymore.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 4:50 pm Canadian Friend

      Related,

      Tylenol now has an ad that,well… kind of promotes the gay lifestyle , even goes as far as comparing that dysfunctional family to Norman Rockwell”s America

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  41. on January 2, 2015 at 1:12 pm l4cen4ire

    Voted for clueless cuck because I was him once
    He deserves the hardest slap to see the light just as I did

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 12:39 am anonYmous

      I voted for the clueless cuck. when situations like that happen its automatic the relationship is dead. but pretend like you are clueless. get a new place to live, and get all your stuff collected and your accounts secure, arrange all the utilities in ur name to be shut off on the day after you move. then move when the time is appropriate and she is at work or out of town. oh and make sure to get her really drunk and pound her ass at least once before you move out. make sure to take video of the place before as you leave the key and walk out the door with it locking behind you. just in case. In this case I would consider slashing her ex’s tires. not because id be butthurt but because it would be funny.

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  42. on January 2, 2015 at 1:49 pm TAnon

    Nr. 1 gets my vote. The thought that he is married to her and has children (I wonder if they are even his) and is willing to literally let her go have sex in space while promising to only ever fap for the rest of his life and writing a whole article to rationalize everything is just too much.

    Nr. 2 is just an average scared-to-death-by-girls guy. Lots of these around.

    Nr. 3… I’ll give him the benefit of doubt and assume he’s just sending birtday messages to everyone he knows.

    Nr. 4 … I don’t know what to say about this one.

    Nr. 5 is definitely the cringiest of all but at least he isn’t married to her… for now.

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  43. on January 2, 2015 at 1:52 pm Beta Royale: The 2014 Beta Male Of The Year Contest | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  44. on January 2, 2015 at 2:11 pm anotheronetakesthepill

    Gonna vote 1 because of this I read in the article linked

    ““She must really be sick of her husband,” commented another, unaware of how surprised I am that she married me in the first place.”

    He sealed the deal in his betaness and stayed in his betaness … that’s a hell of a time dwelling there

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  45. on January 2, 2015 at 2:23 pm Glengarry

    Lots of strong contenders, betas with brazen asshole slut girlfriends, but I always feel a special contempt for the cuckold. Looks like #5 was the majority vote too.

    I assume #1 waifu is counting on taking numerous cocks in his various holes in between of doing the laundry.

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  46. on January 2, 2015 at 2:30 pm elmer

    Off-topic but judging from the commercials “American Sniper” must be a chick movie.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 3:36 pm Arbiter

      Pro-neocon movie. That guy proclaimed that those who resisted the invasion and occupation were all “evil” and he delighted in killing them. He had top training and top equipment courtesy of American taxpayers, so yeah, of course he’d do better than peasants merely fighting for their country with outdated weapons. Typical of Eastwood’s kosher conservatism. Like Dirty Harry, a character who “finally gets things done, yeah”, and the main enemy in one movie is a White man killing Catholic priests and Blacks. In another the enemy is a group of White police officers fed up with criminals going free so they start killing mobsters – a movie specifically made to ruin any hopes of Harry being a “fascist” get-things-done kind of cop, which the media had cried about.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 4:53 pm Greg Eliot

        Good points… and lest we forget the immortal line from Gran Torino:

        “Christ, I’ve got more in common with these people than my own family.”

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm Carlos Danger

        His kids were putzes, though, you gotta admit.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 5:01 pm PA

        A subtly vile scene in Gran Torino: Eastwood’s character chases off some ghetto blacks who were about to throw a beatdown on a young whigger and his Asian girlfriend. The whigger (who was about to get a tour-on-one beating) thanks him, but Eastwood shoos him away contemptuously and drived the girl home.

        The scene would have been more satisfying if Eastwood had taken the white kid under his wing instead. After all, the whigger acquitted himself well under pressure, considering everything.

        A lot of symbolic filicide in the movie.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:47 pm Arbiter

        Oddly, Clint Eastwood lived for many years with a woman who was married to a homosexual, and her husband was over at their place often. Eastwood promoted her in Hollywood. She kept giving the homo money. Finally Eastwood threw her out and she squeezed him for more money.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 10:10 am Greg Eliot

        The director too great pains to show the family… indeed, all whites in the film, as putzes… himself included.

        That’s the point.

        And PA’s observation is spot on… he rags on the “ofay” whigger instead of seeing him as “one of our own”.

        Eastwood is nothing more than “allowed opposition” in YKWwood.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:42 pm Carlos Danger

        Unfortunately you’re right. I was generally disappointed with the film but it had its good moments.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 1:44 pm PA

        HERE IS THE WHIGGER SCENE from Gran Torino. I just re-watched and confirmed that the young white whigger acquitted himself well. Stood his ground, tried to diffuse the hostility, maintained eye contact and stood straight knowing the three-on-one beating may be imminent. The three blacks were taller and bigger than him, as well.

        There was no reason for Eastwood’s character to have shown him such contempt. Fuck him and the script writer.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:16 am Jim South

        Looks like he was totally submissive.

        Could have won the fight if he knocked the tallest guy out cold after his initial rude comments but he didn’t do anything. Probably would have avoided the whole situation entirely if he had his head up instead of looking meek.

        That’s the biggest problem with white people, can’t recognize violence for some reason, they can fight but they won’t.

        They stick their head in the sand until the situation gets so bad you can’t do anything about it instead of diving right in, enjoying it and hoping for the best like you’re supposed to.

        You can kick 3 guys ass easy if you don’t hesitate. If you lose at least you fought but a guy lives his whole life in an area like that and never occurred to him to take some boxing lessons, judo…nothing?

        He supplicated the whole time trying to get rapport with people who obviously hate him.

        But WTF Clint leaving him alone with those guys, dissing him and that whole retarded invisible gun act of his.

        He could have walked up, shot all 3 of them in the dick and drove away. lol

        White people simply do not have the “warrior” gene in great numbers. I know because I do and the behavior of other white people frustrates the hell out of me.

        Funny thing is most white people think Clint was a badass in that movie. In reality he was like one level up from a complete pussy. lol

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 10:30 am white monkey

        PA
        There was no reason for Eastwood’s character to have shown him such contempt. Fuck him and the script writer.
        —————————————————————————————

        What?

        The white kid had adopted all manner of ni66erisms; why wouldn’t Walt hold him in contempt?

        The gook kid acted more white than the whigger.

        Oh I get it; you’re from the “white trash is still white” school of hypocrisy.

        Paradox noted.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 12:10 pm PA

        The link with the symbolic filicide scene is out of mod. I don’t see what the young white guy did to deserve Eastwood’s scorn.

        PS: an awesome scene if not for that one thing

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 12:18 pm Greg Eliot

        Probably “acting black”… and trying to sidle up to his oppressors, rather than just taking an ass-kicking in defense of the chink.

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      • on January 6, 2015 at 3:40 am PA

        As to the whigger thing, what do you expect of a white teenager in the ghetto. Even Brevik was a paki-whigger in similar circumstances.

        Fighting was off the table since he had a chick with him. At least that’s a judgment call.

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      • on January 6, 2015 at 5:09 am PA

        “White people simply do not have the “warrior” gene in great numbers”

        Nonsense. Men are warriors when they have a formal or informal leadership and support structure. A white teenager in the ghetto is on his own, as Eastwood made amply clear.

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  47. on January 2, 2015 at 2:31 pm jamesmarkii

    Lol, Im the guy who sent him #3 Beta of the year. I know that chick. I met her at a party last summer. There was some guy there sweating her hardcore, but she was ignoring him and talking to me. She thinks shes hot shit, but isnt. Anyways we chit chatted and exchanged #’s but i never called. Lmfao at those lame ass dudes though.

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  48. on January 2, 2015 at 3:02 pm Skinner

    This one is a long read, but so, so worth it. Beta academic (older prof and – for extra value – a poet) gets cuckolded by his academic shrike wife with a bad boy redneck student. He gets to feed his (?) kid from the sippy cup while she stumbles in hammered from getting pounded out. She’s been doing this for aeons, but he only realises when he checks her phone for the first time. Some great takeaways here in terms of how far a beta will go to remain in denial. Best bit is probably where he virtually crywanks while imagining her taking dick in a slum from a ‘drug-addled manboy’.
    http://www.guernicamag.com/features/the-cuckold/

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 4:32 pm Tilikum

      From Arbiters keyboard to my eyes….now I get it.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:43 pm Arbiter

        Aw, the little Tilikum troll who has nothing to say comes out to shit over a thread again. Pathetic as always.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm Whomever Wherever

      James Harms

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm Whomever Wherever

        Valerie Harms

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 6:11 pm Skinner

        That’s betacuck laureate alright, but are you sure about granny as the erring wife? Think that might just be some other woman with the same name.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 1:52 am moses

      Want to really know if your woman is loyal? Put a spy app on her phone. Save you a lot of heartbreak/time and/or you’ll sleep better at night.

      Oh yeah and paternity test your kid too.

      Why wouldn’t you do it?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:41 pm Carlos Danger

        My wife wanted to do that because she was afraid the baby was accidentally switched in the hospital. It wasn’t but I admired her honesty. The kid looks too much like me to have any doubts to include my mother’s ears.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 10:05 am Greg Eliot

        Paternity test on my kids would confirm they’re either mine or Jeff Bridges.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 7:42 pm white monkey

        Where did they get their rhythm?

        “Clifton” the milk man?

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  49. on January 2, 2015 at 3:56 pm Anonymous

    Some beta’s inspire me to pity with their acquiescence but when they inspire me to rage with how they love their own prostration, that’s when I know who to vote for beta of the year.

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  50. on January 2, 2015 at 4:16 pm ATC

    Mars One: publicity stunt – everyone involved with it is somewhat off.
    Cuck: too good to be true – probably a fabrication.
    Skinny-fat: more of a commentary on America and how in most other countries, even he could get a much hotter woman (though she has a cute face by fatty standards)
    Have a nice night guy: at least she answered him! How ’bout all the times when I suggest a time/place and all I hear back is the echo echo echo.

    I vote Birthday Guy. That’s what beta is all about. That is 2005 me. Future time orientation, plodding yet ineffectual persistence, sticking to the same formula even when it’s not working because he’s convinced of its rightness.

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  51. on January 2, 2015 at 4:27 pm Hunter

    Watch ’em and weep keyboard jockeys:

    Happy New Year! Go out and make something happen.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 4:57 pm Greg Eliot

      Normally I would say it’s good to have heroes.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm Greg Eliot

      If these obviously orchestrated videos are your idea of “making things happen”, then I think we’ve got our first candidate for the 2015 Beta Royale.

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 5:15 pm Foolish Pride

        Agree. It’s like the Pickup videos where he makes an approach and gets her number.

        A real pickup video would be more like this. Some of the girls were even impressed, but it was mostly a failure.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 6:55 pm Arbiter

      So this is why the page is now loading slower. Don’t post too many YouTube videos in one thread, s’il vous plait.

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  52. on January 2, 2015 at 4:36 pm randallr

    Ms. Mars is probably taking nigger dick.

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  53. on January 2, 2015 at 5:19 pm mmaier2112

    Maybe Mrs. Mars is a cunt and husband is HOPING she’ll go?

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 4:30 am Whomever Wherever

      LOL’ed. If he were smart enough [and ruthless enough] to fake being Gamma in order to lose the witch once and for all, then he might just qualify as Alpha of the Year. Bitch get on that fucking spaceship with the quota nog cock and disappear forever!!!

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 3:28 am Coyy

        I have the same doubt

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 12:10 pm bookooball

        This Hooters girl moved in next door. Hot as hell, but had three kids. Was easy to carry her into my house and throw her on the bed after she drank a bottle of wine and after she put her brats to bed while we talked on the porch. Within a week, I smashed a few times, but purposefully purposefully went full gamma on her with the first shit test because I knew she would be more trouble than she was worth.

        She was so disgusted, she even quit looking at me. She still doesn’t realize I “unplayed” her, even with my plates still coming around. Using the triad to dodge a bullet is really easy and doesn’t take a genius.

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  54. on January 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm Erudite Knight

    Seems I’m in the minority, but I’m going with 3, the birthday messages.

    They are all bad for their own way, but I think the subtle crime here is the worst, this guy has been carrying this UNKNOWN girl’s torch for 4 years, without even a response back from her.

    The others are potentially getting sex or something that its blinding them, this is pure pain here. Not as glaringly bad, but under the surface far worse.

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  55. on January 2, 2015 at 6:38 pm Anon

    What the heck is going on with this site ? Posting comments on here is like playing the fking lotto. Something has obviously changed on this site, and I find it hard to believe that our host CH knows nothing about it. Hey CH I think you owe your devoted readers an explanation . Is it a glitch of some sort, are the P.T.B. attacking this site ? What gives man ?

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 6:58 pm Arbiter

      It’s just WordPress being WordPress. Long posts especially are lost. And, I think, especially when many people are posting at the same time.

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  56. on January 2, 2015 at 6:43 pm Anonymous

    Lol Jews and crazy sluts are bad news

    http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/prince-andrew-accused-sleeping-underage-sex-slave-article-1.2063910

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 7:33 pm Ripp

      New York J3W turned financial thief + underage pimp hosting orgy pool parties on his private island and Florida mansion for the elite classes of western States and keeping tabs on them for blackmail insurance…

      LOL…

      F*ck cable and Hollywood, just give me a stack of articles about the YKW elite and some popcorn.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:36 am Greg Eliot

        What was that motto again? Something about healing the world?

        I dare not LOZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOL… God has limits as to the amount of schadenfreude we’re permitted.

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 6:03 pm Cortesar

      “He instructed her ro report all of the details of the encounter”
      One would assume that many of YKH lackay clowns are blackmailed, rumors have been going around that Hillary features in some carpet munching videos ready to be leaked if this zionist cunt misbehaves
      What about Harward law professor J3W Dershowitc
      Was he instructed to train young whore how to extract some secrets from British royalty?
      For his part highly estimeed proffesor declared that any attack on his pedofile self is an outrages act of antisemitism
      Indeed bring pop corn or should have I said porn corn?

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  57. on January 2, 2015 at 6:52 pm EE Programmer / Musician

    – This is my first comment on this site. I clearly haven’t digested my red pill fully.

    Far be it from me to prevent someone (even a woman) from achieving her life’s dreams. I couldn’t possibly do that. But by the same token, I don’t want women messing with my life’s dreams – and I’ve dumped more than one woman who tried to make her biological clock more important than the things I live for, which have nothing to do with her.

    More to the point. If I married a woman who would end up wanting to go to Mars and never to return, I would say okay – you are free to go, but before that we are going to divorce.

    If you ever return, we can meet, talk, and see how it goes. Although, honestly, if you ever return to Earth, I would be *far* more interested in talking to you to hear about your experiences of space travel and life on Mars than to have sex with you. I’ll find other bitchezz for that.

    But until you return, I will be free to meet other women & bang them, and you will be free to bang astronauts (there can’t be too many of those guys in that space ship to choose from) and aliens out there if you so desire. Just make sure not to spend too much oxygen while exerting the effort in riding the space carousel. 🙂

    I don’t think this woman should be getting half of everything if she’s – literally – going out of this world. She can’t exactly take the house or even the money there.

    Although, you never know with today’s stupid courts, right?

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:37 am Greg Eliot

      You were going strong… right up until

      If you ever return, we can meet, talk, and see how it goes.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 8:34 am anotheronetakesthepill

        First time commenting here he said .. not a long reader methinks aka dwelling in betadom as many of us were

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm Carlos Danger

      If you just let her go, you can do all that stuff without getting ass raped. I’d be buying her matching shoes and a purse for her new space suit. It’s not like she’ll have any use for money on Mars.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:04 pm Arbiter

      More to the point. If I married a woman who would end up wanting to go to Mars and never to return, I would say okay – you are free to go, but before that we are going to divorce.

      But consider that you would have been married many years. You’d be middle aged with your chances drying up. You’d have a home and a social life together. It’s not like when you break up with a girlfriend, it’s so many ties being severed. Plus, no more sex. For most in their middle age, it’s really hard to find someone new. You’d be likely to find someone lesser than you hoped for.

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  58. on January 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm D@nTheM@n

    Number 3 is clearly an automated message (an App for people who forget birthdays, or business people, like realtors, who want to stay on clients radars). Just look at the syntax, exactly the same format year after year. The guy probably doesn’t even realize it’s been sent. She’d see that if her ego wasn’t so excited that she got her first stalker (the thought of which makes a narcissistic female’s panties wetter than Leonardo DiCaprio could).

    Number 5 is clearly a joke. There is zero chance that this was a genuine conversation.

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  59. on January 2, 2015 at 6:58 pm Oaktree

    Ouch. Reading this is almost like lifetime channel for dudes. I feel like my blood testosterone dropped ten points.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 7:54 pm ho

      “Reading this is almost like lifetime channel for dudes.”

      haha

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  60. on January 2, 2015 at 7:02 pm Austin

    Sonia has no intention of going to Mars. Her goal is to get far enough to become a spokesperson for the program. Jason is simply going along in the press.

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  61. on January 2, 2015 at 7:16 pm Corvo

    Tough choices, but I have to go with space-beta. He freakin’ referred to himself as a “wife” and is happy about his woman flying off to Mars for the rest of her life? Breaks new ground.

    The others are worthy contenders, but #5 is so bad I can’t even believe it’s legit.

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  62. on January 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm ho

    Remember when children’s book were red pill?

    http://srogers.com/books/little_prince/ch8.asp

    “So the little prince, in spite of all the good will that was inseparable from his love, had soon come to doubt her. He had taken seriously words which were without importance, and it made him very unhappy.

    “I ought not to have listened to her,” he confided to me one day. “One never ought to listen to the flowers. One should simply look at them and breathe their fragrance. Mine perfumed all my planet. But I did not know how to take pleasure in all her grace. This tale of claws, which disturbed me so much, should only have filled my heart with tenderness and pity.”

    And he continued his confidences:

    “The fact is that I did not know how to understand anything! I ought to have judged by deeds and not by words. She cast her fragrance and her radiance over me. I ought never to have run away from her… I ought to have guessed all the affection that lay behind her poor little strategems. Flowers are so inconsistent! But I was too young to know how to love her…””

    Lol.

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  63. on January 2, 2015 at 7:29 pm Anonymous

    #1 space cuckold got my vote. no contest.

    To disregard the fact your wife is 100% destroying the family and is OK with it, not put up a fight to oppose it, then embrace the decision and commit to celibacy….

    BOTY 2014.

    runner up is facebook naive retard. The others seem just your garden variety beta ignorance going through the motions.

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  64. on January 2, 2015 at 8:47 pm Shauna

    Hey, I’m Single, I wanna go to Mars.

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 8:47 pm Shauna

      Erm, *single.

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  65. on January 2, 2015 at 8:53 pm gunslingergregi

    I think every man in America gets an automatic beta of year for what happened in Ferguson
    but yea learn that when there is a riot only thing protecting you is you your buddies and guns
    police just gonna watch

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    • on January 2, 2015 at 9:02 pm gunslingergregi

      someone should write a book about all the horror stories that went down
      against all the people black whites and every color

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      • on January 2, 2015 at 9:55 pm gunslingergregi

        and from goodbye America photo journal why from la and now ferg
        is there always a pic of Asian dudes guarding their shit with weapons
        African gold mines too
        why Asians allowed to freaking always use deadly force as individuals not part of an army
        that’s alpha when it counts

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 6:13 am Skinner

        Not quite what you’re asking for, but try ‘White Girl Bleed A Lot’.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 11:45 am gunslingergregi

        yea that is it skinner

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:13 am Canadian Friend

      Funny you say that because yesterday I wanted to suggest we name DeBlasio as beta of the year.

      Some of the things he said were definitely beta.

      An alpha male would have deployed the big guns or at least the water hoses on those savage rioters.

      He pretty much said that white policemen are worse than black criminals, he did not say it in so many words but he said he told his own mulatto son to stay away from Police for his own safety ( he did not tell his son to stay away from blacks who are the demographic group that commits the vast majority of murders ) and DeBlasio said that black people are right to be angry.

      the result; it emboldened a black man to assassinate two innocents cops.

      A man siding with the enemy and wishing they come and fuck us in the ass ( figuratively or not ) because he claims we deserve it is a supreme beta.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:46 am Greg Eliot

      I think every man in America gets an automatic beta of year for what happened in Ferguson

      Well, maybe Darren Wilson gets a pass.

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  66. on January 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm cash

    i voted for #5. he’s the guy who gives me a there-but-for-the-red-pill-go-i feeling. catharsis is the word the greeks might have used to describe how i felt reading those humiliating texts he sent that lying cunt. because the younger me just might have reacted the way he did. fucking chump.

    the other contenders were just too weird/remote from my life. wife going to mars — not any woman i’d ever be involved with. sex change dude — his problems are deeper than just not being good at meeting girls. dude in the pic with the fatty — also not me. i fucked a few fatties but i never told anyone. and def no pics.

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  67. on January 2, 2015 at 9:41 pm PA

    It’s come to it, that I do NOT want Murka to develop a successful manned Mars mission program. I’d rather see Russians or even the Chinese do this, without a woman or a symbolic nog first stepping on the red planet.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:42 am Greg Eliot

      She: “Honey, I’d like to go to Mars.”

      He: “I’d rather explore Uranus.”

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:08 pm Arbiter

      Exactly my thought.

      When you saw astronauts on that space station on TV, they were mixed for the cameras – and in the one photograph of people working in the large command central, the ones actually doing all the high-tech work, they were almost all White men. As always, White-invented cameras used to put non-Whites in the spotlight with a Jew directing.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 7:57 pm white monkey

        Lighten up white man; whats wrong with a little monkeyshine every once in a while?

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 6:28 am Greg Eliot

        Nothing… nothing at all.

        That’s why we promoted you from lawn jockey to chateau mascot and let you in the house, Sambo.

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  68. on January 2, 2015 at 9:54 pm Anonymous

    The winner is the compiler for even giving a fuck

    [CH: what’s it like going through life not giving a fuck about anything? must be dreary.]

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  69. on January 2, 2015 at 10:19 pm PermanentGuest

    Number 1 without question. Everyone is telling him of the errors of his ways and he rationalizes out of it. No hope there.

    I feel for “sorry to bother” guy. As desperate as he is, least he has the sack to ask a female out. Unfortunately no one has channeled that ounce of courage into a productive relation to the opposite sex.

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  70. on January 2, 2015 at 11:01 pm PA

    Below is my amateurish translation of a Zbigniew Herbert poem. The video is a musical interpretation of that poem. Key line: “I longed to abolish the difference between what is high and what is low.”

    The reference to Theseus, in my humble opinion, points to Game/Red Pill realtalkers when you apply the classical myth to present time.

    My movable empire between Athens and Megara
    I ruled, over wilderness, canyon, abyss — alone —
    Without advice from stupid elders, and with an insignia of a simple club,
    Clad only in the shadow of the wolf and the horrific sound of the word Damastes.

    I lacked subjects; that is to say, I had each one for a short time
    They did not live to dawn — however, it’s slander to call me a murderer,
    As falsifiers of history are wont to.

    In fact, I was learned social reformer.
    My true passion was anthropometry.

    I devised the crucible for the perfect man.
    I fit the captured travelers to this bed.
    It was difficult to avoid — I admit — stretching limbs and cutting members.

    The patients kept dying but the more perished
    the more I was sure that my studies are correct.
    The goal was sublime. Progress requires sacrifices.

    I longed to abolish the difference between what is high and what is low.
    To humanity, disgustingly diverse, I wanted to give one shape.
    I ceased not in my efforts to level mankind.

    Theseus took my life, that slayer of the innocent Minotaur,
    he who explored the labyrinth with a girl’s bundle of yarn,
    so full of trickery and without principles and vision of the future.

    I have an inextinguishable hope that others will take my toil
    and the work I begun so earnestly, they’ll lead to its end

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:13 pm Arbiter

      Nice poem. Maybe change “stupid” to “foolish”, it sounds better. Remove the comma after “I ruled”. Maybe “moving” instead of “movable”. “I was learned social reformer” needs to be adjusted. “the more perished” – “the more that perished”.

      Theseus took my life, that slayer of the innocent Minotaur,
      he who explored the labyrinth with a girl’s bundle of yarn,
      so full of trickery and without principles and vision of the future.

      Blasphemy. Theseus was an intelligent White man defeating the beast with his innovative mind.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:30 pm PA

        A few good suggestions there. It was a quick translation on my part: Google Translate did the grunt work for me, then I tweaked the language where needed. I’m a native speaker of the original language. I didn’t put much effort into the meter, though in one instance it worked out well in both languages: “I ceased not in my efforts to level mankind.” By luck, the verb “to level” (“zrównać” in the orig.) has the double-meaning of equalizing and razing to the ground in both languages.

        On Theseus, this judgment was the speaker’s, not the poet’s. It’s the leftist’s contempt for the traditionalist or maybe a nationalist — or any non-ideological hero.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:44 pm Arbiter

        I’m a native speaker of the original language.

        Yes, I saw that in the comment thread to an old CH thread from years back. The commentariat was quite different back then. I guessed PA means “Polish Avenger”.

        Hmm, I can’t see where it points to the Theseus comment being the speaker’s instead of the poet’s.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:52 pm PA

        Heh. It stands for “Pennsylvania,” which I picked for an idiosyncratic reason ten years ago at 2Blowhards. At the time I used a variety of handles until settling on this one.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:57 pm PA

        “Theseus comment being the speaker’s instead of the poet’s.”

        The entire poem is written in the speaker’s voice. Plus I know the author’s biography. He was a nationalist and an anti-communist.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:59 pm PA

        “Theseus comment being the speaker’s instead of the poet’s.”

        Comment eaten. Herbert was a nationalist and anticommunist.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 9:03 pm Arbiter

        Herbert was a nationalist and anticommunist.

        Good, I like him already

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 7:28 pm Arbiter

      Have you read Ode, by Arthur O’Shaughnessy? It’s quite good, and I believe it’s where the expression “movers and shakers” comes from. Often only the first three verses are displayed, but here are all nine:

      http://www.poemswithoutfrontiers.com/The_Music_Makers.html

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  71. on January 2, 2015 at 11:09 pm Chris

    Lots of guys get cucked
    Lots of guys are beta as fuck
    Almost everyone has orbited at one point or another.

    Only one man IN HISTORY has had his wife leave him to go to another planet to die there. This guy.

    What a time to be alive.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 1:09 pm gunslingergregi

      hhahahahahahha
      good point

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  72. on January 3, 2015 at 4:15 am Anonymous

    I felt drawn to the birthday comment. It’s not really a good example of beta because it’s either a script or mental illness.

    But the simplicity! I should be using this for any girl in MY orbit who I don’t really know or talk to, but have found some interest in. IE, she created good art, she’s attractive, she’s rich, her brother is famous, she wrote something interesting, etc.

    An app could automate the process, and it would probably reap some interesting rewards down the road.

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  73. on January 3, 2015 at 7:53 am Hermit

    My beta cuck link is winning, yay

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 8:05 am Greg Eliot

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  74. on January 3, 2015 at 8:49 am John Grady

    The shitlib who glorifies his wife’s not yet trip to mars should win in spite of the polling. I hope the Chateau is not a democracy and goes with the shitlib, because the girl’s response to the Clueless cuck chump just seems like it was written by a guy.

    The shitlib deserves the highest beta honor – not only for his pre-martian pedestalization – but also because he wrote this all down in “Texas Monthly.” Kinky Friedman was right about the “wussification of Texas”, and this shitlib is just another example of a growing problem that should concern all Texans of goodwill.

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  75. on January 3, 2015 at 9:36 am D

    1) His wife isn’t going anywhere; and he is using Agree & Amplify.
    2) Average beta
    3)Approach is poor, but going for quantity; I figure if he spends an hour a day he can be hitting on over 30,000 women a year.
    4)If he is willing to settle for her, her shirt is accurate.
    5) Got my vote; but check out mywifessexslave on tumblr. Even watching from the corner won’t sto some guys!

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  76. on January 3, 2015 at 11:16 am Carlos Danger

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  77. on January 3, 2015 at 11:20 am corvinus

    I picked “i love you baby” Facebook dude over Mrs. Astronaut, just because his naivete was so appalling. Space dude was bad, but at least it’s fairly certain that his wife won’t be taking alien cawk. “i love you baby”‘s girlfriend most definitely was getting some strange.

    “Sorry to bother” and “I’m with stupid” seem like average betas with no game. The dude who wishes the girl happy birthday every year actually isn’t quite as bad, as he doesn’t hit her up at any other time of year and she is at least somewhat intrigued by him.

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  78. on January 3, 2015 at 11:21 am Carlos Danger

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 11:31 am Greg Eliot

      I was about ready to shut off the spiel because I knew that Goebbels wrote no such thing.

      What the so-called defenders of white folks have to stop doing is playing by Cathedral rules… and invoking NAH-ZEE comparisons to the current malaise is one of said rules.

      (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 11:36 am Greg Eliot

        And while we’re on the subject, for the umpteenth time now, posting these youtube links makes the forum slow to a crawl and become all but useless…

        I don’t know what the limit is, but it seems beyond three or four and the plugin-container or whatever it’s called just starts churning away and freezes everything.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:34 pm Arbiter

        Agreed. Holding up the “Nazi” (real word Nazist, “Nazi” is like saying “commie”, a slur invented by the German communists and picked up by British press, and it’s telling that the slur now is mandatory and the real word is forbidden) specter as the archetype of Evil plays into the media owners’ hands: that openly promoting Whites is the worst thing you can do. Meanwhile Lenin and Stalin and the Tribe under them (and Lenin was quarter-Tribe) killed more than sixty million people. Twenty million people were killed in China. One third of Cambodia’s population was slaughtered and the country’s industries and schools systematically destroyed. The communists on Cuba killed a larger proportion of the captive population there than the communists did in Russia. And North Korea forces the people to survive on only 900 calories a day, with labor camps all over the country.

        But – those who fight Zio-communism are the worst evil! Or so we are told by the media owners. Wonder what motive they could possibly have.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 7:39 pm Arbiter

        And yeah, eleven YouTube videos in one thread makes it slow as hell. It’s too bad for such a good and well-visited Chateau post.

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 8:26 pm Carlos Danger

        I have a crappy Internet connection and it hasn’t made any difference for me to have the you tube videos. You need to get a better connection. RamzPaul does a lot of good satire like this. Sorry he used Goebbels but you have to view the context and since his target was J-wish who has made a career of complaining about white privilege the irony is intended to be a critique of Mr. Weiss. I guess that part went over your heads. Both of you clowns need to lighten up and get a life. I don’t need a white nationalist lesson in semantics. You can have the SD come and arrest me after you two have established your dictatorship.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 9:55 am Greg Eliot

        Well, for one, Herr Danger, getting “another internet connection” isn’t as easy as it sounds, when the neighborhood contracts for the wire are monopolies.

        And second, lighten up, Francis… your man got called on falling into the Cathedral trap of “allowed opposition”, so long as the usual suspect bete noires are employed (e.g., NAH-ZEE this n’ that).

        Third, I got your “clown” right here.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 3:13 am Libertardian

      He looks about like I’d have expected, including the de rigeur fugly eyewear. Those things are as big a red flag as tats at this point.

      Re: the youtube problems, I use NoScript and block everything by default. It’s occasionally a pain when I have to unblock domains one by one until a page loads, but worth it.

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  79. on January 3, 2015 at 12:37 pm Anonymous

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/dec/18/man-find-woman-same-name-ex-girlfriend-round-world-trip

    “She already has a boyfriend though.

    “This is totally sort of like as friends,” she said. “I have a pretty serious boyfriend. We’ve been together for a while. We’re planning on buying a house and we have a puppy, so yeah I’m not really looking for anything at all.”

    She acknowledged her boyfriend isn’t thrilled.

    “He understands that I’ve always wanted to travel so while he’s not happy I’m taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy he’s smiling through it,” she said.”

    ayy lmao

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 12:57 pm Greg Eliot

      “Ya wanna travel? Travel on over to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, woman.”

      “I hope they got tours on the moon, ’cause that’s where YOU’RE going!”

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  80. on January 3, 2015 at 1:18 pm anon

    Vietnamese-Canadian goes on killing spree after discovering he had been cuckolded. The lovechild and the cheating wife were among the victims:

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/03/what-made-edmonton-shooter-phu-lam-so-angry-that-he-killed-eight-people/

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 1:26 pm gunslingergregi

      yea that is a man

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 1:29 pm gunslingergregi

        media should prob never tell guys to man up like on maury show
        this would happen every time

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm FredMertz

        The kids name? Elvis.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 1:52 pm Greg Eliot

      For the record, it read like he knew he had been cucked but had another kid with her later anyway…

      Interesting that he took out her parents as well… he had sponsored the whole clan coming over to Canada, and apparently the wife didn’t like being “controlled”.

      Ah well… a contract is a contract, amirite?

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 3:48 pm Skinner

        She was “so unhappy she once had sex with another man”, resulting in lil Elvis.
        Seriously, does ANYONE believe it when a bish claims, following evidence of cuckoldry, that it was this one miraculous moment and not an on-the-regular thing?

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  81. on January 3, 2015 at 2:02 pm Anonymous

    http://m.csmonitor.com/World/Latest-News-Wires/2015/0103/Jewish-settlers-attack-US-officials-visiting-West-Bank-video

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  82. on January 3, 2015 at 2:47 pm Lurking_Gorilla

    What do you think about that faggot who’s making the rounds on facebook with his story of persistence. Hold on lemme dig it up:

    “My first date with Emilia was the greatest date in the history of dates. And then she ignored me for 6 months. At first she was “sick”…for like 3 months. I believed her, and still really liked her, even if she had the plague. And then she just stopped answering texts or emails.

    So…like any guy who has been turned down by who he’s sure is the one, I stalked her on Facebook. But her account was private, which was super annoying, and all I could see was her profile picture – her, with a tank top, a drink in her hand, and her tongue out with one eye closed. Since I hadn’t gotten into the selfie craze back then, that profile photo was the only photo I had of her at all. I looked at it multiple times a day, everyday, for 6 months.

    When she finally accepted my friend request (how weird is life now that a friend request acceptance is a monumental moment in a relationship) and agreed to see me again, I half expected her to look like her profile photo – one eye closed with her tongue out. Since I barely knew her, I had concocted this whole story of who she was based on our one night together and her crazy photo.

    Tonight, in Mexico, now engaged, I asked her to make that face again, and she didn’t remember the photo I was referencing at all! Funny how you can obsess over something so simple, and yet so sentimental. I’ll forever love her sense of humor and how she laughs. And that’s my story for today.”

    I don’t see bright things for this poor bastard, whether he’s a millionaire or not

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  83. on January 3, 2015 at 4:23 pm Erik

    lol.”slept beside me naked but I didn’t look” beta of the year for sure if he actually believes that

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm gunslingergregi

      yea kind of an impossibility
      how did she know he was naked
      or she closed her eyes when he fucked her
      lolzolzolzolzolozlz

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  84. on January 3, 2015 at 4:37 pm gunslingergregi

    so jesus took 60 out my pocket last night
    but my bitch facing year half jail
    and got to go wire someone up to get off
    so really did me a pretty big favor making me kick her out
    so they ain’t comin to my house to stab and shoot me
    I submit for alpha female of year (us)
    even had some good acting at end in front neighbors and shit to show we broke up which yea we actually did and I have no more responsibility he he he
    thank god

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 4:42 pm gunslingergregi

      or actually thank you babykins
      🙂

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm gunslingergregi

        I am beta as shit though was even gonna pay to get her off with lawyer
        but I guess good thing she alpha as fuck and looked out for me and took some personal responsibility since she got arrested while not with me
        so yea on her
        course she never get arrested while with me the cops hate when she not with me and that when they get her

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      • on January 3, 2015 at 4:59 pm gunslingergregi

        hope she don’t get killed thinking back to Bronx tale and the “saddest thing in the world is wasted talent”

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 2:46 pm FredMertz

        this bitch must be one good looking bitch to go thru all this. if not…hee hee hee:(

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 6:10 pm gunslingergregi

        kind of interesting to see reality of justice system
        real life some crazy shit
        been fun but good to know temporary

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 6:14 pm gunslingergregi

        bout same hotness as the chick in high school I dated
        could of never learned the shit I learned from a book he he he

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  85. on January 3, 2015 at 4:49 pm Will

    Definitelyyyyyy #4 how do you even pop wood for someone that fat

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  86. on January 3, 2015 at 4:57 pm Lanceman

    Holy cuckchump Batman! Why do I have married exes hanging out with me (ostensibly) with their husbands’ approval? Never considered myself an alpha. I’m well over 6 feet, but Dash Riprock I ain’t. How come I didn’t know this shit 20 years ago?

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  87. on January 3, 2015 at 5:45 pm Average Man

    Check this out from the WaPo:

    How to Find a Feminist Boyfriend:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/how-to-find-a-feminist-boyfriend/2015/01/02/

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 12:45 pm Ang Aamer

      That was classic… one guy replied “so nice to see a feminist on TINDER”

      lol … lol… oh my stomach hurts… They “saw each other for 3 months”…. lol oh stop stop I’m just hurting stop…. lol

      Thanks for sharing that Average Man made my day!

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  88. on January 3, 2015 at 8:57 pm Anonymous

    “Once you burn coal, there’s rot in your soul. [link]
    You gotta wonder why her father was AWOL in this. Dereliction of duty.”

    LOL, he’s probably not allowed within ten miles of his daughter, because his wife was unhaaaaapy, you see.

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    • on January 3, 2015 at 9:43 pm Anonymous

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-30665581

      “Five men have been arrested in India charged with kidnapping and repeatedly raping a Japanese student.

      Police in the eastern city of Calcutta say the assaults took place over a period of more than a month from 23 November and in at least two locations.

      They say an organised gang is suspected of targeting single women tourists.

      …

      Sexual violence in India has been in the spotlight since a student was fatally gang-raped on a bus in Delhi two years ago.”

      As an aside, I have yet to meet an Indian woman who was abroad by herself. She was always there with either her father or husband.

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      • on January 7, 2015 at 11:14 am Nail a Paki Troll

        what are u, a paki-troll trying to lessen the damage from all that grooming in the UK?

        Yes, there are rapes in India as in any other friggin country.. check out whoz leading the list… the US and UK are ahead of India. Does that automatically make em hell holes? Even if there is any data from the mozzie world, it would be worth less than used toilet paper considering the camel humpers prosecute the VICTIM for sex outside marriage??!!

        Indian woman abroad by herself? only in the 10s of thousands u moron including 5 in my extended family, all headed to Grad School, med school, IT, etc. WTF is wrong with ur towel headed ass that u LIE about something that is so easily and openly verifiable!!

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  89. on January 3, 2015 at 9:07 pm Anonymous

    “The most hive-minded generation ever produced.”

    Even MSFT (aka the Borg) know better than this, or at least they used to. Every FTE had a private office, though in recent years there’s been lots of doubling up due to lack of space.

    I’ve worked in a private office and in open offices. The real impediment to getting work done is other people, period. One hour during the weekend with nobody there is as productive as an entire day during the week.

    Even with a private office, people still stop by to shoot the shit, and e-mail keeps pouring in. Joel Spolsky says that more than one task switch in a day means the whole day’s productivity is shot. I believe him.

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  90. on January 3, 2015 at 9:16 pm Rum

    Hey Rum, who were your main influences?
    Rum says: “Heimo Korth and Hunter S. Thompson.”
    But, Rum, these are not sensibly people!
    Rum says, “I dont know what you mean. I cannot tell them apart.”

    Wut!!

    Neanderthal genes sometimes break through into expression like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

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  91. on January 3, 2015 at 11:30 pm splooge

    hope that chumpness is just a fasade to get her to admit so he can secretly get more prplospects an dump her ass

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  92. on January 4, 2015 at 3:16 am Beta Royale: The 2014 Beta Male Of The Year Contest

    […] Beta Royale: The 2014 Beta Male Of The Year Contest […]

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  93. on January 4, 2015 at 3:25 am Coyy

    What is funny is how Mr. Spacecuck is imagining that his dating another girl would be covered by TMZ …. lol …. that is one attention whoring wish.

    If your hoe wants to go to space on a one way ticket what do you do:
    Simple go out 😀 and hit on a few hoes ……. either she stays due to jealousy (doubtful) or you are free from a women who never loved you anyway 😀 …. time for a younger version.

    anyway what he wrote is nauseating.

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  94. on January 4, 2015 at 9:23 am Anonymous

    Lol !!!! beta wakes up just in time , leaves piggy at altar. Hamster explosion ensues.

    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6401136

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 9:50 am Greg Eliot

      I’d attribute that “declaring victory when utterly defeated” syndrome as intrinsic to the female hamster…

      … but I’ve seen too many dweebs here at the chateau do the same thing.

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      • on January 4, 2015 at 11:10 am gunslingergregi

        its a win in us when the bitch is gone

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 11:38 am OSP

      Might as well trash the dress, Miss Piggy will never fit in it again

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    • on January 4, 2015 at 8:08 pm white monkey

      bizarre lesbian bukkake voodoo fantasy

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 3:01 am Libertardian

      Jesus Christ.

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  95. on January 4, 2015 at 5:24 pm Crank

    Voted for the first guy. But, to be fair, it could be a brilliant way on his part to get rid of her without dealing with divorce and spousal support. She’s only a step mom, anyway, so his kids probably don’t even like her. If so, you can understand how pissed he would be when on-line commenters made her question her decision.

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  96. on January 4, 2015 at 6:46 pm Andreas

    I got this situation CH, I hope you give it a read

    My ex fuckbuddy recently moved out to another country. The second I knew this, her best friend came to my mind. Our relationship ended 2 months ago I guess and we had been together for like 5 months. My fb was 7/10 and her girlfriend 8/10 so rivalries and jealosy were a fact.

    I noticed my fb wouldn’t let me alone with her -obviously- but I managed to. The first time we were both alone was in a bar, I was grabbing that ass 20 minutes after. It only got till that, my gf was coming back. Then I didn’t have any other chance untill now, I didn’t want to risk big booty fb. They had a fight a month after that but seemed non related (a pair of shoes were the reason for the fight).

    We started texting on monday but I’ve been busy and only responding to her at nights. I think she’s kind of down for it again but she’s shit testing me like crazy. This:

    her: We should get coffee sometime (came out after a few cocky texts)
    me: I prefer whisky. At xxxx bar (the bar where my hands met her ass)
    her: lol I remember that bar
    her: Hey, I want to ask you something
    me: 6.6 in
    her: Wut lol seriously?
    her: But no haha not that
    her: Why did you and 7/10 broke up?
    me: … (I’ve been using this and it’s amazing, thanks whoever came out with this)
    her: Ok ok sorry
    her: Does thursday night work out for you?
    me: It’s good
    her: Okay then, I’ll talk to you after work!

    Then thursday came and she texted me at 5 pm “Not gonna make it sorry :(“. I didn’t respond and she hasn’t reached me. What the hell did I do wrong? I mean, when a girl shows interest to go out via text I keep it simple and go to the point, but this one, I’m having a hard time thinking whether she really couldn’t make it or flaked.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 5:25 am Whomever Wherever

      > “I’m having a hard time thinking”

      STOP RIGHT THERE. Quit thinking. You are the prize. If 8/10 wants a piece of that 6.6 action, then good for her. If not, then she fucked up, not you. Get on with your life. Spin more plates. Let 8/10 see you at the whiskey joint with another plate nibbling at your ear. Let 8/10 chase you, trying to be your #1 plate, not the other way around. Be patient and stay the course. YOU ARE THE PRIZE.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 5:32 am Whomever Wherever

        Also, when she reinitiates, have a series of mental health quips ready to tease her with [choose one which feels appropriate]. Stuff like: “Lemme guess, are you ovulating again?” ; “What happened, did you quit taking your lithium last week?” ; “Long time no hear from. You been on a meth binge or something?” ; “What happened, did your credit card max out and now you can’t go shopping anymore?” ; “Oh, it’s you again.” ; “Do I know you?” ; etc etc etc…

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  97. on January 4, 2015 at 10:47 pm jez

    It’s the self-styled “Mr Sonia Van Meter”, by a street. (Naturally, wifey has kept “her” name, I notice.)

    I suggest that she takes his balls along on the flight, as a memento. They are clearly surplus to his requirements.

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  98. on January 5, 2015 at 1:50 am Anonymous

    http://takimag.com/article/2014_the_year_the_liberal_narrative_exploded_gavin_mcinnes

    “One of the many advantages of multiculturalism is that feminists will finally have the rapists they need to fill their statistics.”

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 10:29 pm Anonymous

      http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2015/01/europes-ripe-swedish-problem.html

      “Statistics concerning ethnicity and religion when it comes to criminals are not to be found in the world’s most politically correct country with probably the fastest-growing share of Muslims: Sweden. The risk of being raped in Sweden during one’s lifetime is one out of four…”

      One out of four…sound familiar?

      https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:RTrz_yq3BzsJ:gatesofvienna.net/2014/12/raped-while-lying-on-broken-glass-welcome-to-the-new-sweden/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
      (server conveniently appears to be down)

      “‘The woman felt the fear of death, and many times during the rapes she asked him to stop, at one point by resting on knees with her hands clasped. The man grabbed her by her jacket and choked her. He held the woman in a way so she could not breathe. She was lying on broken glass and he attempted anal intercourse,’ reads the judgment.”

      Broken glass…sound familiar?

      Truly, feminazis need multikultism to make their fairy tales come true.

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  99. on January 5, 2015 at 2:58 am Backdoor Man

    Any man who voted for something OTHER than rocket lady has never been in an LTR, and probably has the emotional maturity of a houseplant. Think about it. Your wife, the mother of your children, wants to abandon not only you and your kids, but the whole fucking earth…forever. And you support her? Sweet Jesus, you guys are a sad sack of clueless fucks.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 5:43 am ho

      You ignore the fact that it is a hypothetical scenario. Talk is cheap.

      Beta #5 has been cucked for real and thinks it’s never her fault.

      As Greg Eliot would say, he’s a pismire.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 6:22 am Greg Eliot

      If his emotions about the whole thing are real, and he’s not just playing along for some media attention and possible paydays, then spacecuck goes so far beyond and beneath the term “beta” that it wouldn’t be fair to other betas to make him their king.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 8:41 am Peter Akuleyev

      She is never going to Mars, the whole thing is just a publicity stunt. That said, it make more sense to believe that that woman is going to Mars than it is to believe that the last guys girlfriend “didn’t look”.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 9:46 am Greg Eliot

        That said, it make more sense to believe that that woman is going to Mars than it is to believe that the last guys girlfriend “didn’t look”.

        Most droll. The greatest truths are often said in jest.

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  100. on January 5, 2015 at 6:42 am Sentient

    Will
    @sentient Ive posted about that one girl I developed post-coital oneitis for (she’s in college) a lot and just recently on the “spread Christmas cheer” post of CH’s. When you get time could you look it over and give me your thoughts on it

    on December 30, 2014 at 10:51 pmWill
    I would really appreciate it. It’s about emailing girls you never moved forward with when they have green lights for LTR. Aka never provided comfort for

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    @will My response is the same as the previous one I gave you on this topic. see below. Basically you need to move on and stop being needy. I suspect you have oneitis for this girl because you have negative self image issues, tied up to “worth” and this girl made you feel worthy, probably because she had higher morals to you. Only you can validate you however.

    Getting her back from a beta frame will not work long term, you may get her back but you will never have hand again…

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/12/03/a-test-of-your-game-reversing-multiple-rejections/#comment-635867

    Sentient
    “Yes you are right I have that itch for an Ltr or intimate relationship so I guess you could call that needy. IT seemed she basically gave up on it. My congruency was pretty bad and she mentioned Im a jerk a few times throughout. I just didn’t take the next steps in courtships when she gave me green lights cause I have a huge guard up I hot fucked over my ladder relationship (wasn’t red pill aware but now I am). Idk it’s probably not worth it to get involved again also b/c my life is changing so fast at a young age, but I liked the girl compared to others I’ve been with.
    Any thoughts?” BR

    @Will – as to the immediate girl, just move on. Forget her. You need to get over your issues before you get into any LTR. My advice to you is focus on you and focus on accumulating as much life experience that you can for the next five years. You are coming from a groupthink environment (college fraternity) and most likely a MC/UMC place of privilege and parental reliance. These things will destroy your opportunity for true success.

    You need to go out into the world, on your own two feet, and experience it for yourself. Make your way and learn your lessons. You need to get on the path to becoming dynamic, passionate and authentic. If you are NOT currently working post graduation in a top/near top investment firm, consulting firm, accounting firm or law firm (I have different advice for that) I recommend this:

    1. If you are living at home, post graduation. Move out ASAP, like this month. If you are receiving any parental support, cut it off. You need to start relying on yourself. It will be hard work but will radically change your mindset. You want to learn these lessons now and not at 30.

    2. Travel as much as you can. Try to spend a few significant chunks of time on the road, on your own, like 2 months or more. Interact with as many people as possible, young and old, male and female. Ask them about where they are in life and how they got there. If they are successful at all (whether by talent or financially) get into what they did right and what they did wrong, learn from their experiences.

    3. If you need to work, take a job that will accelerate your social skills and self reliance. I recommend bartending, working in a construction job (where something gets built during the project, i.e. a road, a house, a shop, factory etc. something tangible is left when you are done) or commission only sales. Another option is to start your own business. If these can’t be had, maybe a job in a factory or delivery service, something like that.

    You want the opportunity to interact with a totally different social spectrum, and learn to still get what you want in that environment. It will be hard, but a few years of this will serve you very well later in life, you will learn how to deal with all manner of people, how to handle difficult situations, how to get things done and how to rely on yourself. You will learn a lot about leadership.

    4. Whatever you are interested in and passionate about, develop as a hobby. Really invest in it (time and money), study, practice and get involved in the user community. Extra points if it musical or artistic, but could be anything – cooking, writing, hunting, etc. These kinds of deep interests will begin to form you as a person, and you will be investing yourself in them, and they will be real because they will be totally self generated, you are not just engaging because your peers are all doing it (video games perhaps as an example). A girl you may have for a season, but a passion you will have for a lifetime of pleasure.

    You may think taking two or three years to “find yourself” will be a waste but it will pay fantastic dividends. Now you need to do it right, not talking about laying about and partying for three years, don’t waste your time now (that’s why cutting off parental support is important – will change your economics and force action and decision making – and consequences!), focus and apply yourself. So when you are 27 and sitting down in a job interview for a more “career” type of job, or with a potential investor for your own business you will be mature far beyond your years, you will have a solid frame and manner, you will have lots of interesting stories to tell, experiences to draw on and project solidity. In a word you will be authentic.

    At this point, assuming you have continued to game as many women as you can in between work and hobbies (and you should with no oneitis) you will be ready to consider an LTR. You will then know a lot about you, you will know a lot about the world, bullshit will be bullshit and you will have a good idea of where you are going. This is massive catnip to women, they don’t need the tangible as much as being able to see and feel the potential. So you can be broke but have an idea and a manner that women will want to hitch themselves to your star. It will no longer be a game. You will BE dynamic, passionate and authentic.

    Good luck.

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    • on January 6, 2015 at 12:11 am gunslingergregi

      nice post man

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  101. on January 5, 2015 at 8:03 am Skinner

    Fat shaming in detail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2896526/Shocking-survey-reveals-prejudice-levelled-overweight-people.html

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  102. on January 5, 2015 at 9:05 am B.J. Worthy (@bjworthy69)

    Clueless cuck is skin deep but Mars cuck is beta to the bone.

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  103. on January 5, 2015 at 9:16 am Hollentunder (@Hollentunder)

    http://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/137owz/my_wife_makes_me_wear_a_chastity_and_its_not_for/

    i just leave this here

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  104. on January 5, 2015 at 10:44 am martin

    I found this disturbing practice called Orgasmic Meditation somewhat accidentally. It is essentially a happy ending message but for women, and it is legal. Men perform it yet receive nothing for it in return. It is a dominant female sexuality that castrates men, and men go along with it. Apparently men value sex so highly that just being in sight of it is enough for them to give up their own will. Neil Strauss, the pickup guy is involved in it as well. Please, don’t view this as a good thing. I would like to prove that feminism has become successful in part by trying to sell sex substitutes to men, not real sex but fake sex. Have a look at this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-86ZJvBBnNU You may then want to look up “the story of the ignited man”. Truly, all but physically removing your testicles, for a chance to be somewhat closer to female sexuality is weak.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 11:44 am Greg Eliot

      Doctors used to do it as routine treatment for “female hysteria”. But they got paid.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 7:42 pm Sentient

        It’s still a pretty good cure for female hysteria and all around bitchyness…

        I wouldn’t stress too much over this Martin. Just shows you the power of female orgasm, it’s the only thing that will shut their mind off for a few minutes… and how beta or worse your competition is… If you have any alpha in you and can make women O (and if you do of course you will since its all int heir head to begin with) you will have abundance beyond abundance.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 11:51 am Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… getting O-zoned… I think that’s worse than being friend-zoned.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 12:03 pm martin

        These people might be sideshow freaks, or maybe this will become common, that part doesn’t matter. What matters is that male sexuality is being repressed while female sexuality is being enshrined. I wonder if that discrepancy helps to explain why men will prostrate themselves for nothing in return.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 7:43 pm Sentient

        Only male Beta sexuality is repressed, which it is anyway Martin…

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 10:24 pm Marko

      even SWPL orgasms have to be weird and PC now.

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  105. on January 5, 2015 at 10:51 am Ripp

    Where’s zombie Shane been?

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  106. on January 5, 2015 at 12:10 pm anon

    From what type of cancer did Stuart Scott die? Why won’t the media tell us? It is simple journalism to say what type of cancer he was fighting.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 12:17 pm CH

      Rules of thumb:

      If the Hivemind doesn’t mention race in a crime story, the perp is black.
      If the Hivemind doesn’t mention sex in a sex story, the perp is gay.
      Likewise, if the Hivemind doesn’t mention the type of cancer that killed a black man, it was probably ass cancer from complications of excessive gay buggery.

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      • on January 5, 2015 at 12:21 pm Greg Eliot

        Judging by his phiz, if he weren’t on the DL, he’ll do under the DL gets here.

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    • on January 5, 2015 at 5:41 pm VRW

      he died of fucking AIDS cancer

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