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Beta Male Tells: The Baby Monkey Grasp

January 12, 2015 by CH

We are familiar with the hoverhand, a classic tell of beta maleness. (The hoverhand’s opposite is the hineyhand.) Introducing another beta male tell: The baby monkey grasp.

Mr. Bang Tow Jam is hanging on for dear life. She might slip away any moment.

I hope I don’t need to explain why fingertip clutching at various body parts on your girlfriend that aren’t her hands, tits or ass is horribly beta. You look like a circus elephant following mama around. The impression this leaves is one of fearing that your girl will bolt as soon as your grip slips loose. Which she probably will do, and by rights should do.

Note: I have seen plenty of white men mimic the baby monkey grasp too, and it’s always nauseating to behold. Barring exceptional circumstances, mate guarding is inherently beta, and all the more so when the mate guarder’s technique is so oleaginous.

The best remedy is to stop grasping; your beloved will respect you a lot more if you have the self-confidence to sit in the row ahead of her without reminding her of your viking warrior presence by latching onto her toes. Don’t worry, she won’t suck some guy’s cock when you’re not holding her foot, but she may suck some guy’s cock later when her foot is finally free of your clammy pincers.

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  1. on January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am Mr. Mitchell

    He’s holding her bag, too!

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 11:30 am burke

      nice. and she’s maybe doing her nails but i like to think she’s texting the guy she takes anally

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 6:22 pm Le Chasseur maudit

        As Gamma as he looks [and here’s to hoping that he’s got a great big red-pill-swallowing epiphany in his near future], him just sitting there, gazing out the window, alone with his thoughts, is infinitely more HUMAN than that carousel-riding sexbot of a c*nt, with the iPhag glued to her nose, whose mind and heart and soul have been crushed and obliterated by Scrotial Media.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 6:42 pm PA

        “is infinitely more HUMAN than that carousel-riding sexbot”

        Must say I agree with the whole comment.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:39 pm Le Chasseur maudit

        I’d vote for a communist – hell, I’d vote for a god-d*amned j*w – if he would promise to shut down all of the routers carrying TCPIP over GSM traffic and TCPIP over CDMA traffic. Scrotial Media is the death of the female mind. Speaking of which, are there any females remaining in the developed world who do NOT have their own xHamster channels?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:28 am Le Chasseur maudit

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:39 am Le Chasseur maudit

        http://www.vulture.com/2015/01/girls-sex-scene-marnie-butt-rimjob.html

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:42 am mendozatorres

        I was hoping I’d see that Allison Williams GIF on here eventually.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:52 am Turkey Baster

        The South Indian Monkey Trap consists of a hollowed-out coconut chained to a stake. The coconut has some rice inside which can be grabbed through a small hole. The hole is big enough so that the monkey’s hand can go in, but too small for his fist with rice in it to come out. The monkey reaches in and is suddenly trapped by nothing more than his own values. He cannot see that freedom without rice is more valuable than capture with it … His fate is that of the suffering beta.

        Monkey Boy – Look! The trees are abundant with satisfying foods. Open your hand and be free of this indignity. You will eat the first fruits – and piss on heads of your frustrated captors.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:26 am Le Chasseur maudit

        TB – I don’t know how we can save our womynz from this shiznat short of lining up all of our “Elites” against a wall and shooting them. I spent the morning reading about Spartacus and his Merry Band of Brothers, and at one point they had defeated all of the Legions in their way, and at that point they could have headed north over the Alps and home to freedom in Gaul. But instead they got greedy, and they turned around, and headed back south for more plundering. Their greed was their doom.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:01 am Turkey Baster

        In Genesis, Abraham has two sons. Esau is born first – with Jacob grabbing at his heel – as if to drag him back into the womb so he instead could be firstborn. As the story goes – Esau returns from work in the fields weak with hunger and begs his brother to give him some porridge. Jacob agrees to give Esau a bowl of porridge in exchange for his birthright and Esau readily agrees. Esau did not value the bounty of his birthright over a bowl of porridge … He did not have an abundance mindset.

        Neither God nor Nature bestow rewards on those that abandon the abundance mindset.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 4:52 pm mendozatorres

        “Disquieting care is the common fruit of an abundance of this world, and the common fault of those that have abundance.”

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 11:49 am Brian

      Based on his shirt, I’m not entirely convinced that it’s not his purse that he’s holding.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 1:26 pm Greg Eliot

        (((Rimshot)))

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 6:56 pm yeahokcool

        I wear pink from time to time. I even have a pink seersucker suit. Looks great on me

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:28 pm corvinus

        I wear pink from time to time. I even have a pink seersucker suit. Looks great on me

        Conceded, but males with his SMV should stay the h*ll away from pink.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 12:20 pm corvinus

      What’s with Asian dudes? /smh

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 7:09 pm fredmertz

      So he is.Funny funny pic.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 7:38 pm pupton1974

      yep, was about to post that…and his mancross (opposite of manspread) shows severe beta self-neutering.

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  2. on January 12, 2015 at 11:34 am Waffles

    This whole post is epic:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2s547p/tifu_by_waking_up_and_peeing_while_peeing/

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 11:38 am Le Chasseur maudit

      Oops.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 12:12 pm everybodyhatesscott

      Poor bastard. At least he found out before she got pregnant.

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  3. on January 12, 2015 at 11:35 am Le Chasseur maudit

    “I hope I don’t need to explain why fingertip clutching at various body parts on your girlfriend that aren’t her hands, tits or ass…” OR CLITORIS…

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 12:14 pm Greg Eliot

      Don’t think the Clitoris Clutch is a much-practiced technique… except maybe in the dungeons of the Marquis de Sade.

      That said, it would make a superlative name for a punk rock band.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm Greg Eliot

        Or white monkey’s next sock puppet monicker.

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  4. on January 12, 2015 at 11:35 am Ricardo Rocco

    This site hits head on. I try to show my classmates this but they don’t understand game. I don’t understand why someone wouldn’t read this blog. I’m glad I discovered this site while being a freshman in college and not 30 something. I do have a question and may come across as a newb but why do many people refer to Jewish people as the YKW? I know it stands for you know who but why do most people dislike them? I know they seem to be better than most but overall, why do most people dislike jews? I grew up in a small town and can safely say I’ve never seen any YKW

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:06 pm JCclimber

      Used to wonder the same thing when I was your age. Couldn’t understand why most Americans were not very sympathetic to the jewish plight during 1933 to 1945, until getting the full picture of just how awful it was.

      There are many reasons why they are often the targets of pograms and expulsions over the centuries, despite their gifts of intelligence, music, and so forth. You will discover those reasons yourself as you are exposed to more and more knowledge and direct experience.

      It is too bad that they just can’t seem to help themselves.

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      • on January 14, 2015 at 1:23 pm Ricardo Rocco

        I think it may be because I hear many different things. From the conspiracies to the real stuff. I just don’t know how far to believe in it. I know many are bankers, lawyers and doctors but aside from that I don’t full understand the stereotype. I know many also have weird beliefs and practices but aside from that I would like to get it cleared up. I guess living in a small town has its pros and cons.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 4:47 pm Le Chasseur maudit

      > “I grew up in a small town”

      Thank your lucky stars. And vow to yourself right here and now that your children will get the same kind of childhood which your parents gave you. Swear to yourself that you will never allow your children to suffer life in a libtarded SWPLized Hipsterized SJWized urban/suburban den of iniquity.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:55 pm The Spirit Within

        Zombie Shane has a whole drawer full of sock puppets, I see…

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 5:22 pm Arbiter

      Ricardo, google “Seven Jewish Americans control most US media” and “Who Controls Big Media? | Who Controls America?”.

      That second link is at a website that also has information about a lot of other fields. Jews helped each other take control of the big corporations in Hollywood. The last one was Disney, where after Walt Disney’s death there was a fall in the stock price. A group of Jews got together to buy up shares. They installed Michael Eisner as CEO, and the first thing he did as head of Disney, on the first day, was to start an R-rated movie production, which Disney had never done before.

      The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, CNN, etc etc. It’s all the same. In News Corporation, which owns Fox, the owner Rupert Murdoch isn’t Jewish, though some sources say he is a quarter Jew. But a Jew took care of the daily goings-on for a long time. While individual seats change owners, it’s like talking about nobility in the past: power would change among them and sometimes even non-nobility would hold prominent positions, but they still all agreed that nobility should rule.

      They have pushed hard for gun control – disarming the White middle class but not supporting any measures that would actually disarm the 1.4 million gang members. But above all they have two pet projects: racial supremacism for Israel, and mass immigration to pacify the West.

      The NSA sent hundreds of millions of pieces of data unread straight to Israel. The U.S. veto in the UN is used primarily to stop condemnations of Israel’s murders, which no other country would get away with. You don’t hear of half of it. The U.S. props up thieving tyrants in Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Yemen etc on condition that they make nice with Israel. Thousands of dissenters murdered in the streets of Egypt by the U.S.-funded military and the U.S. keeps sending them billions every year, and weaponry, on condition that they keep the border to the Gaza Strip closed to starve the Palestinians. As for Afghanistan and Iraq, they were invaded because they supported the Palestinian resistance. They became the Israeli lobby’s targets, and as many have testified when retired, no one can oppose the Lobby and keep his career in Washington.

      Mass immigration. While the media owners want us to hate Islamists because of their resistance in the Middle East, they strongly support immigration of Africans and Arabs to Europe. And of Latinos and everyone else to the U.S. Zuckerberg and other Jewish names always support mass immigration, and George Soros and other top Jews fund organizations in Eastern Europe meant to promote their “globalism” there, so that no European country can turn nationalist. Vladimir Putin plays his own game and for that he is attacked even though he isn’t precisely nationalist. They have tried to fund “youth groups” in Russia to do the same to him as the “youth groups” they funded in Serbia, Georgia, Ukraine and elsewhere did to democratically elected leaders in those countries.

      Hollywood is the biggest propaganda tool the world has ever seen, creating a false reality where Blacks and Latinos are “just like us”, feminism and homosexuality are great and don’t think of how they break up the normal society. Immigration is great, all the White characters have Black friends, and “racists” are always evil, always disliked by the main characters who are the viewers’ eyes in the show. Just remember – all these characters are paid for this. They play along because otherwise they don’t get jobs in Hollywood. It isn’t real.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 5:28 pm anon

      Intelligent enough to grasp this place but not intelligent enough to pattern recognize the paper trail and surnames behind every destructive policy decaying Western civilization? Not sure if serious.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 5:31 pm burke

      this is something i don’t totally get either, although i understand some ideas behind it. and i imagine there are reasons it’s so pervasive. but i grew up small small town too so no contact. when i visited a friend at northwestern in evanston, for the first time i thought “wow look that guy is jewish”

      so maybe just unfamiliarity on my part, the one thing i can say is white people better learn a little something in terms of racial survival from jews before too long. everyone gets a homeland except the white guy who is hounded to the ends of the earth to become less white

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:24 pm Arbiter

        Long post stuck in Moderation. I’ll just post this part:

        Google “Seven Jewish Americans control most US media” and “Who Controls Big Media? | Who Controls America?”.

        That second link is at a website that also has information about a lot of other fields.

        They are behind the push for mass immigration. Their twin agenda is racial supremacism for Israel (with Whitey attacking the few M.E. countries that have given support to the Palestinian resistance) and mass immigration for the West to pacify Whites. Kennedy’s overhaul of the immigration law was written by a Tribe member and promoted by them in the media. For decades Hollywood would make race-mixing movies they knew would cost more than they brought in, so that people would see that those in power were against racialism and they better submit. “Resistance is futile”.

        After the Cold War they are also funding “youth groups” in Eastern Europe, Georgia and elsewhere to incorporate them in the globalist plans. (George Soros has been doing this with the explicit goal to manipulate politics.) Placing missiles in Georgia in preparation for an attack on Iran, who dare support the Palestinians, who overthrew the CIA-installed shah (Operation Ajax), and who support Syria which supports the Palestinians. And they want to surround Russia, which has given some weak support to Iran and Syria. Putin is not all you’d wish for, but he plays his own game and for that he has to go. Washington gave 5 billion of taxpayers’ money to “youth groups” in Ukraine, financing them so they could have a full-time cadre organizing others, so when the time was right they could overthrow the elected president and smash his party. All to encircle Russia. (And to flood Western Europe with Eastern immigrants. The main reason Ukrainians want a deal with the EU is that it would include visas to Western Europe. Where they can cash in on either welfare or jobs, and of course vote for the mass-immigration parties that let them in.) The media won’t mention that Victoria Nuland, “Fuck the EU”, was Tribe, or how many in the U.S.-funded groups who formed the coup government in Ukraine are Tribe. You have to look up these things on your own.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 7:51 pm goyim

      “why do most people dislike jews?”

      fractional reserve banking.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:31 pm corvinus

        More broadly speaking, it’s the usury. If they simply stuck to being doctors, tailors, deli owners, musicians, apolitical lawyers, and even jewelers, nobody would care too much.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 10:46 pm Rum

        Modern banking is and always has been based on the fractional reserve system. If it were otherwise, hardly any of you would have ever gotten a loan for a small car, much less a house.
        When loans made cannot exceed deposits made, youthful dreams of advance and profit must die from waiting.
        Fractional reserve banking is just a way of turning social trust into the empowerment of youth.
        By all means, save your coins until you can buy what you need for a start-up in cash, if you want to. But by then you will be old and your competition (funded by FRBing) will be young.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 11:28 pm Eliezer Ben Yehuda

        wish we ===could=== take credit for inventing financial smoke-&-mirrors….. but I think it’s as old as agriculture. If not older. I think financial chicanery started with the first religious alter-offerings

        There is nothing – except your preference for whining – stopping you from offering to pay your dentist or your plumber in bullion.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 5:36 am Tilikum

        À mauvais ouvrier point de bon outil.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:58 am Le Chasseur maudit

        Ricardo Rocco, do you see how they attack in swarms – “Rum”, “Eliezer Ben Yehuda”, “Talmudikum” [note that TJW and Synagogue Masturbator and “You Can’t Spell WhisKeY withouth YKW”] haven’t shown up yet – it’s the same fanaticism which they have shown since time immemorial [aided in the 21st Century by Axelrod & Sunstein’s coordination and of course the fiat $$$s]. Solzhenitsyn writes about this hive mind fanaticism in “200 Years”.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 7:17 am PA

        Because bigoted and baseless slurs such as “nation wreckers” and “high-functioning gypsies” have no basis in reality.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:34 am Mieszko I

        ” If it were otherwise, hardly any of you would have ever gotten a loan for a small car, much less a house. ”

        What do you mean ? Why do we need the federal reserve to loan the government money ? Why cant the government print its own money and loan it out, to facilitate commerce, and stimulate economic investment. Seems inherently simple to me.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 4:21 am Arbiter

      With WordPress eating my posts, I’ll have to write a short version:

      Ricardo, search for “Seven Jewish Americans control most US media” and “Who Controls Big Media? | Who Controls America?”.

      Over a period of many decades they finally could take control of media and the major Hollywood corporations. Disney was the last big company in Hollywood that they took over through a concerted share-buying effort, installing Eisner as CEO. They use their position to push for mass immigration, by creating a false reality in shows and movies, by promoting the corrupt politicians who are willing to play along, and by targeting and destroying the careers of those who oppose their agenda.

      No, this is not a conspiracy, it’s who they are. All peoples look out for their own, though this is a special ferocity and a special tactic, borne out of millennia as a minority – those who didn’t want to band together married members of the majority and disappeared from the gene pool, leaving only those with a very strong will to survive and thrive by controlling their surroundings. There are even plenty of quotes from Tribe members willingly admitting to what they do through the media, bragging about it. They have gotten more loose-tongued in recent years as it seems they are sitting safe. With mass immigration pacifying White countries, tipping elections, they no longer have to worry about a patriotic majority, they think. Such a majority should only exist in their country, funded and propped up by Westerners, with Westerners forced to pay in blood and money to attack their targets, those few M.E. countries who oppose their taking of the last 22 percent of Palestinian land.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 6:28 am Greg Eliot

      For awhile some time ago, the forum software was sending into moderation any post with certain words, hence the origin of coded shorthand like YKW, ooJ, n1663r, etc.

      As far as why do people dislike YKW, well… your concern is duly noted. :duckface

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      • on January 15, 2015 at 10:49 pm Anonymous

        @Greg Elliot

        As someone who is of German and English ancestry, from the south, and with very little exposure to anything remotely “Jewish,” it isn’t exactly hard to fathom that I wouldn’t be familiar with the intricacies of how and why YKW seem to dominate most industries. You must admit that it isn’t exactly a subject that lends itself to easy analysis. I research a lot of topics in which I have interest and to date haven’t seen enough information on the topic. I’m completely open to learning more about it, and would appreciate some sort of introduction to the subject, if you are willing to provide it without needlessly hurling insults. I know that is the fashion these days, but the pursuit of truth requires a more measured and civil approach.

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      • on January 16, 2015 at 6:15 am Greg Eliot

        With the internet and a plethora of sites and information in re “The Jewish Question”, anyone seeming unaware of it comes off first and foremost as a concern troll…

        … and one of the tells of the Sunstein/Chomsky debate club is to interminably ask questions about the obvious, to derail and divert rather than sincere inquiry.

        If you are truly curious, I guess McDonald’s The Culture Of Critique is as good a place to start. But like I said, there is a virtual mother lode of info out on the web that is easily tapped.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 9:09 am Le Chasseur maudit

      Rocco, you’re doubtless way too young to appreciate this, but here are YKW bragging about a triumph of YKWish Lincolnolatrous Nihilism over American Constitutionalism back during in the Reagan Administration: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/396197/harry-jaffa-rip-richard-brookhiser

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:14 am Le Chasseur maudit

        The supreme irony there is that William Bennett betrayed YKW by going to Ronald Reagan and telling Reagan that YKW Douglas Ginsburg’s nomination to the SCOTUS had to be withdrawn because of the marijuana use. YKW then patiently bided their time and finally destroyed Bennett by revealing his gambling addiction to the world. [YKW have controlled the entire gambling industry from Meyer Lansky & Dutch Schultz through to Sheldon Adelson and Steve Wynn – if you have a gambling problem, then eventually they’ll discover it.]

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:17 am ablindwatchmaker

        The idea that Jews, as a group, have a disproportionate amount of power is factually true. The next step, which is that they coordinate their efforts for the benefit of their group to the exclusion of others, is speculation. I haven’t seen enough evidence. Also, Jews are practically white, genetically speaking, so I’ve never understood putting them into a separate racial category–they are more like a subset.

        I’ve never harbored any ill will toward that group, partially because I’ve enjoyed the company of every YKW I’ve ever met. If I am wrong on any account, please feel free to correct me.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 12:13 pm ho

        It isn’t necessary that Jews deliberately wish to harm the West: their efforts end up doing just that, with uncanny regularity.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 4:01 pm Le Chasseur maudit

        > “uncanny regularity”

        That’s the thing – when you’re young, you forgive your YKWish friends and acquaintances for this oddball thing or that weirdness or some other transgression – but then you keep seeing the same pattern repeating itself over and over and over again. And then you start reading history, and the same names keep reappearing over and over and over again – Birkman, Goldman, Bronshtein, Wallach-Finkelstein, Aschberg, Luxemburg, Warburg, Frankfurter, Lansky, Schulz, Sarnoff, Alinsky – always with the same agenda, relentlessly, decade after decade after decade, and then back through the centuries, at least as far as the Sephardim running the chattel slavery racket throughout the Atlantic Ocean…

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 4:13 pm Greg Eliot

        The next step, which is that they coordinate their efforts for the benefit of their group to the exclusion of others, is speculation.

        You’re either a disingenuous shill, a YKW yourself, or so hopeless unread and naive that you don’t yet have the right to make such statements.

        Geez, Louise… speculation my eye. I could have at least begrudgingly respected your honesty had you at least said coincidence. Not that that would have made you a complete truth-teller… but at least you would be admitting the balls-ass obvious facts.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on January 14, 2015 at 5:16 am ho

        I think Jews hate western institutions for the same reasons frumy middle aged women hate porn, prostitution, sex bost and foreign wives: hindbrain fear.

        Jews really wish to take advantage of their hosts in peace, so they subconsciously recognize what would lead to a strong ntion that is also aware. They oppose these things.

        They aren’t necessarily planned, however. They just really, really, like crap like Modern Art, porn, subversive shit, because they know they are aliens, the Other, so they soften up whatever surrounds them. Instinctually, almost.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 9:27 am Mieszko I

      Why do you refer to Jews as the “Jewish people” ?

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  5. on January 12, 2015 at 11:39 am martin

    My colleague was recently dumped by a woman he met online. I distinctly remember seeing him clutching her arm at a Christmas party like she was a 4 year old being led through a crowd. No surprise, but I would love to hear why a man would decide clutching her to ease his fear of abandonment is a good idea.

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  6. on January 12, 2015 at 11:44 am Anonymous

    this is old but this jezebel write up of jeff allen going on dates with women in SF is hilarious. well worth a read

    http://jezebel.com/5981578/angry-texts-from-the-rape-van-pick-up-artist

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  7. on January 12, 2015 at 11:45 am PA

    Whenever I see male acquaintances make lovey-dovey posts on facebbok about their new girlfriends, I can predict with 100% accuracy not just if, but when, the woman will break up with him.

    And yes, I have privately forwarded them well-targered CH links. Happened more than once.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 11:58 am everybodyhatesscott

      My Ex: It was so sweet what so and so said to his girlfriend on facebook. Why don’t you ever do that?
      Me: They’ll break up within six months.*

      *They did.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 12:16 pm Waffles

        LOL YES! Anytime I see this it is the death knell of relationships

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 4:45 pm blart

        yep.

        those are usually the guys who are with girls who leave their relationship status blank, post endless pictures of male celebrities and shiz about magic mike and 50 shades of grey but then they go on and on to anyone who will listen about how great their boyfriends are.

        girls who do that do not respect their men or have any fear of losing them. big red flags…big. and they know what they are doing. they send out clear messages via pictures, memes and posts that make it obvious they are into other guys and are unhappy. but then they continue saying nice things about the boyfriend the whole time so no one can say they are bitches who air dirty laundry. other girls feel sorry for them because they seem like nice girls who are stuck with loser guys and trying to make the best of it….lol. but guys know the score. we know these girls are malicious backstabbers who are just begging for some new beta schmuck to swoop in and rescue her.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 12:23 pm corvinus

      Another one is if a dude has his girlfriend in his profile picture.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 1:10 pm everybodyhatesscott

        I just started noticing this one after reading something at The Blackdragon blog. The woman is almost always unattractive too.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 3:29 pm blart

      yep.

      and those are usually the guys who leave their relationship status blank, post endless pictures of male celebrities and shiz about magic mike and 50 shades of grey but then they go on and on to anyone who will listen about how great their boyfriends are.

      girls who do that do not respect their men or have any fear of losing them. big red flags…big. and they know what they are doing. they send out clear messages via pictures, memes and posts that make it obvious they are into other guys and are unhappy. but then they continue saying nice things about the boyfriend the whole time so no one can say they are bitches who air dirty laundry. other girls feel sorry for them because they seem like nice girls who are stuck with loser guys and trying to make the best of it….lol. but guys know the score. we know these girls are malicious backstabbers who are just begging for some new beta schmuck to swoop in and rescue her.

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  8. on January 12, 2015 at 11:50 am Waffles

    Jimmy Page…STILL KILLIN IT!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2905867/Whole-Lotta-Love-Led-Zeppelin-guitar-hero-Jimmy-Page-71-takes-actress-girlfriend-s-age-dinner-Nando-s.html?ito=social-facebook

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 1:30 pm Greg Eliot

      Good on him… but I gotta say, if she’s 25, that’s a hard-rode carousel 25.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 3:28 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

        Bitch just updgraded herself from “groupie” status.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 4:56 pm white monkey

      He was in a band called The Yardbirds. “Yardbird” is ni66erspeak for chicken.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:29 am Greg Eliot

        I thought it was ebonics for someone in prison.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:53 am white monkey

        You are correct. In addition, both Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck did time in the same band.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm Le Chasseur maudit

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:31 am Greg Eliot

        That’s not bad, so far as it goes.

        But for my money, Roger Daltry’s work on Eminence Front is tough to match.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:49 am Mieszko I

        Thats far from his best solo. I’ve heard much better from him.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:06 am white monkey

        You call that his best solo?

        Thats just electrified negro chicken scratch boogie woogie gut bucket swamp stomp JIG saw shufflin…

        anybody can do that.

        Do you even play bro?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:57 am Canadian Friend

        I love Led Zep, but I am under no illusion, as a live band they suck.

        Only their studio work is great.

        I may be an arrogant pretentious guy but when I had a band 15 years ago we played Led Zep songs better than they play their own songs live.

        Not better than the studio versions but easily better than how they sound live.

        Live performance by Led Zep are almost always awfully bad. They sound like a bad garage band in which everyone is too drunk to remember the songs.

        At times it makes me wonder if they truly played the tracks on their vinyl records of if they hired better musicians to play them.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 12:52 pm white monkey

        What CF said.

        The Les Paul is at its best when people know how to utilize its superior silky sustain; this is what Page did on every Zep studio album; those things weigh 10 pounds for a reason.

        His arrangements and layering of guitar are outstanding, Page is every bit a master of composition as he is a side man. His attention and knowledge of tone is off the charts too.

        With a good sound program you can separate the channels and hear some of the intricacies of his arrangements;

        They are delicious.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 1:24 pm Jim South

        Good musician, bad guitar player.

        I mean his ideas were good, the execution usually poor.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 5:13 pm Mr.magNIFicent1

        @WhiteMonkey
        negative. Page used a Telecaster for most if not all studio work. LPs back in the day were less noise in a live setting, which is why that was his live axe.

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  9. on January 12, 2015 at 11:55 am Lara

    At least he is still allowed to touch her. My guess is soon enough he won’t even be able to do that.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 12:53 pm GasButtox

      Lara positioned her nostrils at the appropriate distance from my buttox, in preparation for the blast.

      She received :

      Hair straightening
      Teeth whitening from the ultrasonic vibrations.
      Deeeeeeep aromatherpy
      Facial hair removal from the searing heat
      Healthy skin exfoliation
      Free heat during the cold winter.

      All for just $5000. A bargain greater than this, does not exist.

      She then detoxed my buttox with the seasonally appropriate cinnamon and wintry apple cider essence.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 1:20 pm CH

        lol. don’t worry, lara, i like you, but gasbuttox does need his foils.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 1:25 pm Greg Eliot

        “wintry apple cider” had me… nothing like a new twist on a classic jest.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 2:59 pm Northy

        That was brilliant.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 3:12 pm A Random Guy

        I have to admit I don’t see what is so brilliant about 5th grade fart jokes, but maybe that’s just me…

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  10. on January 12, 2015 at 12:04 pm anon

    helping you follow CH’s twitter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RgEDv90w0g

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 3:46 pm mendozatorres

      I’m just gonna say thank you. Wasn’t sure who he was referencing. Boss…real boss!

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  11. on January 12, 2015 at 12:21 pm Beta Male Tells: The Baby Monkey Grasp | Neoreactive

    […] Beta Male Tells: The Baby Monkey Grasp […]

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  12. on January 12, 2015 at 12:37 pm Greg Eliot

    The only time a man should grab a woman’s foot like that is when he’s draggin’ ‘er back to ‘is cave, mate.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 11:59 am Canadian Friend

      he better alpha up or he will have to foot the bill.

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  13. on January 12, 2015 at 12:41 pm Dr. Frank

    Beta or not…… give me the opportunity to have my hand on a sexy little female Asian foot and I will take it. Would sticking it in my mouth be beta?

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:41 pm ablindwatchmaker

      Yellow fever in the house. I’ve been infected for a while. Love those girls

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 3:39 pm blart

      no. beta would be NOT putting it in your mouth because you’re worried you’ll seem beta if you do.

      alpha is doing whatever you want (within reason) and not apologizing or being ashamed of it. gotta be proud of your kinks.

      i’m not into asians and i’m not a foot fetishist by any means but i do love the look of pretty little feet. cannot deny.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 3:57 pm ablindwatchmaker

        I’m attracted to most racial groups, except dark Indian girls, black girls, and samoans. Love the rest, but I prefer east asian to all. as far as feet go, ugly feet are almost a deal breaker to me. I don’t have a foot fetish, but ugly feet are disgusting.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 4:11 pm Greg Eliot

        Women gots feet?

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 5:29 pm Arbiter

        Love the rest, but I prefer east asian to all.

        Browsing through allkman.tumblr.com should cure you of that. Look through a hundred pages. On the few occasions you come across an Asian face, or on the fewer occasions when there is a Black face, you won’t be able to look at them the same way again. I agree that Asians can be pretty, but truly beautiful women usually are so thanks to the traits found in the Occident.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 6:58 pm yeahokcool

        Lol @Greg. Literally had the same thought

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:11 pm Arbiter

        Women gots feet?

        Reminds me of when I was talking to a girl over the phone, and I sent her a URL to an XVideos clip at the same time. (Talking about what guys and girls like in porn movies.)
        She said, “But you can’t see much of her face in that video.”
        I replied, “Oh, you don’t have to see her face.”
        She was laughing so hard at that. “Oh, that’s terrible!” That was a cool girl.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 9:10 pm ho

      Yeah, people don’t understand that he might have a thing for feet.

      Probably still a beta, with the purse.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:09 am Turkey Baster

        He’s sizing her up for foot binding. It’s customary … So they can stand closer to the sink.

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  14. on January 12, 2015 at 12:47 pm Tim

    Can’t believe no-ones commented on his extremely crossed legs.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 5:06 pm WillBest

      That might just be cultural. I don’t know though.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 5:43 am Dr. Canadian Steroid

      Also the asian culture, they dont have the muscle status worshiping. So his arms are very thin!

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  15. on January 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm Reco

    Notice there are two seats In Front of him side by side. They could of sat there together like a couple.

    I wonder who chose the single seats…

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 1:31 pm Greg Eliot

      Mayhaps Orientals can’t ride sideways… it conflicts with the anatomy.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm corvinus

        My guess is it’s bad feng shui or some such BS.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:11 pm JCclimber

      those seats are for elderly and….elderly. Maybe some handicapped too. As a foreigner, I can get away with sitting there with my family, but generally only do that if it will be a very short ride.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 2:33 pm corvinus

        They don’t have too many elderly in Asian countries, except for Japan.

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  16. on January 12, 2015 at 1:18 pm elmer

    Chinese bus rides are awesome in many respects. Have hurtled through the landscape with the bus driver laying on his horn the entire time, while his unprotected family ate noodles inches from the front windshield. Serious motocycle men in plastic toy Army helmets squeeze within millimeters of the bus and brick walls at 60mph while their children perch on the handlebars. When the ticket girl works the crowd, she blithely rests her perfect ass on my arm while she processes the next ticket. Lovely oblivious beauties abound. Cambodia even crazier; private mini-vans providing bus service with literally 20 people packed inside and 20 more on the roof, apparently holding on with their fingernails. Experienced one of these inadvertently in Vietnam when I bought a “bus ticket” and got packed in the back of one. It was terrifying as the mini-bus would gun for any opening between the water buffaloes and grandmas casually strolling across the highway and play chicken with the opposing bus company. Screamed “don’t do it!” numerous times to no avail, then resigned to eating the excellent banana-wrapped spicy pork treat I had bought at the previous open-air piss-stop. The lady in front of me was vomiting. Not even memories of the massage-house pleasures I had the evening prior could assuage the sens eof impending death. I thought if we got to a divided highway it would get better but when we did it got worse. After safe arrival in Sai-gon left the bus station utterly unnerved, not even engaging a group of young beauty shop women laughing at my high-water cargo pants.

    Hell yeah. Taking my son Hermann there this year.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:08 pm ablindwatchmaker

      Man….Tell me about it. As soon as I graduate I’m moving to China and never coming back. East Asia is more exciting, cheaper, and bustling with beautiful women. I recently came back from a language training program there and was depressed for 4 moths after I came back. Went out a few times and the pickings here were slim. I thought I was good with women until I went to Asia. Now, I’m spoiled and unwilling to work at it like I used to. I’m just waiting to get back there. The women here can’t compare, and they are major pains in the ass.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 2:14 pm Clitoris Clutch

        The problem with East Asia is that it’s full of Asians. Prefer Latin America instead.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:14 pm JCclimber

      Blithely. Smirk. I used to think it was accidental, now I’m sure that it was deliberate but with plausible deniability.

      You will notice they never rest their body parts nor anything else against a creepy looking person. It’s also rare for them to do it to another woman. Tells you something.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm ablindwatchmaker

        Not a fan of the Asian babes huh? It warms my black heart to hear that–less competition. When I was in Beijing, most of the other white guys were swarming the few white chicks that were available. Meanwhile, me and a buddy were drowning in hot Asian women. As long as mandarin remains out of reach for most people, and it will, I should have a field day for the rest of my life. Can’t wait. I’d be more than willing to give latin america a shot though.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:23 pm Arbiter

        (I’m sure ablindwatchmaker’s two first sentences here were directed at Clitoris Clutch’s post above.)

        They were swarming the few White chicks? That surprises me. I talked to a girl who studied in Hong Kong, and she was annoyed by how the White guys all got Chinese girlfriends at the university. Many of the Chinese girls were eager to be with them.

        I can imagine the guys would get Chinese gfs. They are slim and petite with slim shoulders, small noses and thick long hair, all signs of youth and therefore fertility. And they have wide cheekbones which makes the face look less elongated, also a sign of youth – faces, like ears and noses, keep growing our whole lives.

        But also, she told me of how the dorm complex would arrange social games to play in the common area, and they went knocking on people’s doors asking if they would like to come down to play. And people brought lemonade. So innocent compared to a Western university. I can imagine it is relaxing for many. It must feel like being on vacation.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:42 pm everybodyhatesscott

        @ arbiter

        As insufferable as white chicks are they’re so much better looking than everybody else and its not even close (unless they’re fat)

        Asians do basically nothing for me. Rather masturbate unless its a really bad slump.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 8:41 pm ablindwatchmaker

      @arbiter

      Can’t figure out how to use this site. It won’t give me the option of replying to your message. The situation you are describing is not what I experienced, but I’m not surprised. you would have to be delusional to play the typical american game when hotter women are throwing their feet at you. When I was in Beijing, my buddy and I went from most popular to most hated in no time. The white women were furious and made sure we were excluded from our fellow americans. It was the most satisfying moment in my life.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 3:37 am Arbiter

        They hated you for dating the Asian girls? Hah! Well, what do they expect when a guy goes to East Asia? Isn’t there only one reason to go there to study? It’s hot and humid, at least south of Shanghai. The air is bad in Shanghai and Beijing. The universities may be good but not unique. A guy will go for the girls. Of course guys will ALWAYS think of the local women when choosing where to work or study.

        Yes, women really, really don’t like competition from Asian women, because they will always be more petite and girly. For other women it seems like they are cheating. If a guy likes that petite and feminine style, other girls know they can’t compete in that particular area. And to them the innocence is offensive. “She’s like a kid!” It’s an exaggeration, but that’s what they’ll say. (A kid wouldn’t be that focused on the important things in life – study real subjects, work, family.)

        Women don’t like competition at all, of course. But if you’d date Latina, Arab or Black women they wouldn’t be able to say anything because those groups have a protected status, but Asians don’t have that.

        As for how to reply, you can choose different settings in WordPress. CH has chosen so that you can reply two steps. That is to say, you can click Reply to a post and others can click Reply on your post then. But on those in the third step there won’t be a Reply button. This is to discourage long reply trees. So if you want to reply to those in the third step, go up to the guy in the second step that they clicked on, and click Reply there.

        If you want to make sure people know which part of a message you reply to you can use italics, by putting that part in code like so, but without the spaces. (Maybe you know this. I know there are those who don’t.)

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:30 am ablindwatchmaker

        “Yes, women really, really don’t like competition from Asian women, because they will always be more petite and girly.”

        This is something I wasn’t even aware of until I’d studied Mandarin for a few years and started associating with Chinese women–the yellow fever had a pretty long incubation period. It’s also much easier to be yourself and, if you are romantically inclined, to display beta-ish tendencies without it hurting your game. In fact, it’s often very helpful. While many Chinese men may be beta in a number of ways, I have also seen these same men be very alpha with respect to how they treat their women. I have been shocked at how mean Chinese guys can be to women, even those who display tendencies similar to the guy in the picture. Overall, I think Chinese women are less susceptible to the kind of game that works in America because they have been exposed to something similar for a long time.

        “(A kid wouldn’t be that focused on the important things in life – study real subjects, work, family.)”

        This. I’ve found Chinese women to be hotter, smarter, more hardworking, sweet, and everything else a woman should be. When I came back to America and observed these women, I just laughed. The amount of effort I used to put into getting laid pisses me off now. I could have been in Asia that whole time! I’m actually a non-traditional student, so I’m a little older (30 year old senior :() and have less time to screw around in Asia.

        So what’s your story?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:03 am elmer

        Have seen many variations of this but it boils down to their rage that their over-inflated SMV is not worth $0.02 there and that you did not “know your place”. You were enjoying the level of attention from the opposite sex that they have always assumed entitled to. It’s funny to see them operating on those assumptions or thinking that anyone cares that they are angry about the host culture. For man and women are pretty much on an equal footing there and they get no special perquisites merely for being female. A pity to see some western man chained to one of those water buffaloes should he be imprudent enough to book travel as their companions. One senses the inverted polarity within the first hour of making landfall back in the states.

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      • on January 15, 2015 at 10:58 pm Anonymous

        @elmer

        Interestingly enough, the most agitated women were unattractive, Ivy league students. it was hilarious.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 8:47 pm ablindwatchmaker

      @everybodyhatesscott

      I definitely believe there are universal beauty standards, no question, but Asian women make my dick harder than white women, and it is not even close. I honestly don’t understand how people can think white women are so much better. Go to east Asia and club a little. You might change your mind.

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  17. on January 12, 2015 at 1:36 pm Greg Eliot

    Well, in his defense, that long, thin arm of his resembles nothing so much as a gibbon’s.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 1:59 pm anon

      lol good one

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:16 pm Clitoris Clutch

      I see the family resemblance.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm corvinus

      That’s just evil.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:57 pm PA

      If you want eeeveil… I’m reminded of what a religious commenter once posted at OneStdv, quoted from memory:

      “Africans resemble the great African apes, from which they evolved. Asians resemble the great Asian apes from which they evolved. The European man was created in the image of God.”

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 4:18 pm Greg Eliot

        Well, truth be told, I’m not sure I would go THAT far…

        But now that you mention it, the differences are such that evolution alone would be hard-pressed to match the extent of the diversity…

        … and of course, it’s only just that we be fair to the apes.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 4:41 pm white monkey

        The white man is headed for the museum, right next to the neanderthal.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 5:31 pm Arbiter

        black monkey forgets that only Whites invented museums, while blacks like him could never invent anything.

        As for Neanderthals they were more intelligent than Blacks.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 5:37 pm Arbiter

        “Africans resemble the great African apes, from which they evolved. Asians resemble the great Asian apes from which they evolved. The European man was created in the image of God.”

        Conservatism in the U.S. could have won if it hadn’t been weighed down by religious nutcases pushing many normal Whites to join the Democrats instead. Who in his right mind can support religious fanaticism that refuses to look at basic facts like evolution? And ordinary Whites living ordinary lives know that yes, you need contraception and abortion, because you don’t want every intercourse to be a potential trap for life, and yes, people do have sex before marriage, fucking deal with it.

        If it hadn’t been for the religious nutcases hijacking the Right – with the help of the media owners, who gladly let them take over since they are harmless and ridiculous and worship Israel to get airtime – there wouldn’t be mass immigration, American society wouldn’t be dying.

        The Right must be based on sound explanations for conservative behavior, not “god said it so shut up!!!”. A Right with a scientific approach to human behavior is a Right that can explain why there should be nationalism. It doesn’t work if you go, “the others came from apes but we didn’t, God loves only us, the bible says so but not really but if you read between the lines it’s there”.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:27 pm white monkey

        Underbiter forgets the white mans alienation from himself is reflected is his alienation from all other people, including his own.

        The white man is at war with himself. What he has invented is justification for his own self destruction.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:40 pm corvinus

        Africans resemble the great African apes, from which they evolved. Asians resemble the great Asian apes from which they evolved. The European man was created in the image of God.”

        Thank 1000 years of Christianity.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 3:45 am Arbiter

        black monkey, you claim Whites are alienated from other people? LOL The whole world loves Whites and are disgusted by Negros. If Negros hadn’t been protected by the Sahara desert they would have been exterminated in the great racial struggles in Eurasia for tens of thousands of years, like many other peoples. Blacks could only survive with no competition. People know that. The inferiority is reflected in Black looks, undeveloped, ape-like. Blacks even have longer arms, a sign that they are closer to apes, and Blacks jerk back and forth with their limbs as if they lack control of their bodies, which is even worse than apes, who can at least swing from trees.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:37 am Greg Eliot

        The white man is headed for the museum, right next to the neanderthal.

        They were both right next to what they thought was Australopithecus, but it just turned out to be the negro night watchman.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:46 am white monkey

        The white man is the luckiest man on the planet, yet all he does is come to forums like this and bitch and moan about his “struggles” and how hard it is to be a white man…

        oh boo fucking hoo

        You guys are pathetic. White men are basically born at the 5 yard line and you can’t even come up with a field goal.

        You’ve reduced yourselves to whining about Asians, Joos and ni66ers…

        And boasting about “moonrocks” LOL

        You can ridicule Asian men all you want; but they don’t have any problem putting yellow buns in yellow ovens. Instead of attacking them why don’t you learn from them?

        Oh I forgot, you are the white man so you know every thing.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:58 am corvinus

        You can ridicule Asian men all you want; but they don’t have any problem putting yellow buns in yellow ovens.

        Heh. Do you have any idea what their total fertility rates are these days? Apparently not.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 12:23 pm white monkey

        I saw a chinese man driving a school bus; is that fertile enough for yo ass?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 1:23 pm Jim South

        This monkey is retarded.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 4:18 pm Greg Eliot

        The negro just cannot fathom the concept of achievement, when done by others… especially those lighter than himself.

        And, in his history-long string of failures, he imagines the hard work of others to be merely luck and… what’s that current word in fashion? Ah, yes… privilege.

        Avaunt, thou envious knave.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 5:02 pm white monkey

        Ok but before I avaunt, please tell me at least YOU got the chinese school bus jest?

        or did it fly over your head too?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:28 pm corvinus

        Ok but before I avaunt, please tell me at least YOU got the chinese school bus jest?

        or did it fly over your head too?

        That was supposed to be a jest? Round these parts we call it a “non sequitur”. Yeah, I know, you’re unfamiliar with Latin.

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      • on January 15, 2015 at 11:05 pm Anonymous

        @arbiter

        “The Right must be based on sound explanations for conservative behavior, not “god said it so shut up!!!”.”

        This is precisely why I can’t stomach placing a vote for the modern right. If this were a culturally homogenous country, we could govern based on more conservative principles and still provide a safety net for our own people without it bankrupting the country and eroding the moral framework. Smart people should be able to attend college without huge debt burdens, and stupid people shouldn’t. This country could afford excellent transportation systems and affordable education if that money weren’t being spent on those who will never give back.

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  18. on January 12, 2015 at 2:05 pm Amy

    Well… speaking from experience, a foot grab can be a very dominant form of torture and control If the girl is extremely ticklish.

    But not with her pink purse on your lap. Lol

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  19. on January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm realgaryseven

    Meanwhile, she’s text the guy whose cock she is sucking…

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 2:32 pm Max from Australia

      precisely — she is sitting behind him so she can text in private

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  20. on January 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm anon

    lol http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2907081/I-got-checks-Nick-Cannon-raps-payoff-ex-Mariah-Carey-hints-s-got-new-woman-leaked-track.html

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  21. on January 12, 2015 at 2:38 pm Christian McQueen

    Ha that is classic
    Her purse in his lap.
    Clutching tightly to her foot (which was on the bus floor probably)
    And the best part…
    She’s on her phone ignoring him.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 1:35 pm ho

      “Clutching tightly to her foot (which was on the bus floor probably)”

      Someone has a germ phobia.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 2:02 pm Christian McQueen

        Have you ever ridden a bus? It’s like a urinal on wheels.

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  22. on January 12, 2015 at 3:34 pm Hackett To Bits

    All those think-tank ‘experts’ who strategize for the ‘inevitable’ conflict between the US and China should factor that photo into their thinking…which country’s population of males will go more beta first? That could be decisive…

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 3:50 am Arbiter

      China doesn’t want a conflict with the U.S. as they sell their exports to Americans. And Washington doesn’t want a conflict with China as most of the foreign loans come from the Chinese. Any serious conflict would mean no more loans, and China would start selling its dollar reserves, the world’s largest. The U.S. dollar would tank. There wouldn’t be any cheap imports from China, and being forced to import from other countries and with a weak dollar would mean about three times higher living expenses.

      Investors would see the writing on the wall and move their money out of the U.S. before others could do the same. This is a stampede we have seen before in South America, Africa, Asia. But now there wouldn’t be a richer West where the taxpayers could be forced to pay to get the country back on its feet. No loans or donations would be big enough to save the U.S.

      Meanwhile China’s economy would also tank as their exports would be cut off. There could very well be widespread demonstrations – people hate the ruling party’s corruption and are only silent because the party has provided an economic upswing. But a lot of that is based on speculation, with an enormous number of apartment buildings standing empty in the cities. The chickens will come home to roost on this sooner or later, it’s a giant bubble.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:46 am ablindwatchmaker

        “China doesn’t want a conflict with the U.S. as they sell their exports to Americans”

        This is absolutely true, at the moment, but I see the next 20 or 30 years as being potentially dangerous. China is trying to get the rest of Asia on board to serve as consumption hubs for their exports and alter the current financial arrangement. They are actively trying to reduce their dependence in the long run, and I think they will be fairly successful in the end. As far as China’s domestic economic issues are concerned, I think they will overcome that as well. This is speculation, but the cultural makeup of the Chinese is extremely sturdy and will overcome an economic crisis far more quickly than most people would expect. It is intangible, but having studied China and interacted with Chinese people quite a bit, I can’t help but be extremely impressed. The same can be said for Japan and Korea. I also think the CCP is underrated in terms of its ability to govern.

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  23. on January 12, 2015 at 3:50 pm mendozatorres

    Maybe he’s shitfaced, steadying himself on the railing and holding onto her foot for some type of balance, and to serve as an alert should he begin to teeter off his seat. He’s got her bag in case he need to hurl and she’s searching for directions to his house since he forgot. Legs are crossed goes his done pissed his pants.

    Nah, that story don’t check out.

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  24. on January 12, 2015 at 4:15 pm Beta Male Tells: The Baby Monkey Grasp | Reaction Times

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  25. on January 12, 2015 at 4:21 pm themanofmystery2

    broad’s ugly. Has a scowl, pasty as shit and Asian. Beta, even in an Asian country. No, I am not joking. Since she is low value, they deserve each other.

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  26. on January 12, 2015 at 4:24 pm Greg Eliot

    It’s not a baby monkey grasp, it’s a foot massage…

    … one that’s sure to have an unhappy ending.

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  27. on January 12, 2015 at 4:26 pm themanofmystery2

    Also are we forgetting these tells?

    1. His legs are crossed
    2. He has a pink shirt on
    3. He is holding her bag

    she appears to be a fag hag

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  28. on January 12, 2015 at 4:29 pm Highwasp

    I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt – at first I saw a guy giving his woman a foot massage… that’s always juicy – but then seeing as how he’s holding the pink bag on his lap – nah – re-evaluation – he’s holding on for dear life.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 10:54 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      Gives new meaning to “one foot in, and one foot out”.

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  29. on January 12, 2015 at 4:53 pm Jack n Null

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906639/I-fear-dying-Jack-Nicholson-says-reputation-philanderer-means-women-don-t-trust-anymore.html

    “I fear dying alone”- Jack Nicholson

    Gone full beta or vulnerability game for the masses?

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  30. on January 12, 2015 at 5:17 pm Anonymous

    need some insight

    went on a tinder date tonight, girl ended up being bit chubbier than her photos suggested. probably like 2-3 smv points lower than me…i said to myself screw it if i get drunk enough ill give her a bang

    wasnt overly invested in her during the date because of a lack of attraction obviously but we had some fun. towards the end of the date, i suggested for her to come back to mine for a drink and she said no shes not that type of girl

    stuff like this confuses me, can i chalk this up to a less attractive girl refusing to be pumped and dumped or is this because of some wrong doing on me part?

    im not overly bothered but im curious

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 6:35 pm Anonymous

      jewish pornstar james deen

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Deen#Personal_life

      guess you can say stuff like this when you are a member of number one race protected by the liberal establishment

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 9:38 pm corvinus

      went on a tinder date tonight, girl ended up being bit chubbier than her photos suggested.

      Heh.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 1:16 am walawala

      Yes, I treat all girls I’m out with the same IF I intend to bang them. That means if they are a 6 or a 9 I still game them with the intention to bang them.

      Seems to me you went out with her, were turned off, then thought…myeh…why not.

      She felt: no investment, no connection, no comfort…then you amped it up.

      Girls are girls inside…what they look like on the outside doesn’t change their internal wiring/biology.

      Even ugly chicks think they’re hot because…they’re girls.

      I’ve banged so-so girls just by making them feel hotter than they are.

      So many dudes come on here and say things like “oh….you’re a white guy in asia, hello is an opening line”

      WRONG. You need game regardless of who you think you are and regardless of whether you “think” the girl is ugly. She doesn’t “feel” ugly.

      I’d say this was a “rookie” game error not following the escalation model properly then wondering why and “ugly” girl didn’t want to bang you.

      They’re girls first…ugly second. They’re programmed that way.

      I practiced getting good on game on ugly girls because once I understood the various stages leading to the bang with a sub-par chick, banging 8’s is now a breeze. No outcome dependency.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 10:54 am ablindwatchmaker

        @walawala

        So many dudes come on here and say things like “oh….you’re a white guy in asia, hello is an opening line”

        This depends on a lot of things, mainly how hot they are and their social status, just like everywhere else. If you are capable of banging an 8 in the US, come from a school they have heard of, like a public Ivy or actual Ivy, and speak Chinese, you don’t have to try that hard to get incredibly hot women in Asia. It’s the status thing with Chinese women, as with all women. You are right in saying that game still matters, but game with Chinese women is significantly different. You have to be very careful with things like negs.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:29 am trav777

        dude, you ARE a white guy in Asia.

        My opener in Brazil is “oi.” Dudes are stunned…but how ballsy do you have to be when EVERY fuckin chick is lookin at you. I already rate an 8.5 on my scale, many women give me a 9. And I am over there taking up space, looking good, wearing Prada shoes and speaking English.

        YES, fucking hi is my opener. This doesn’t mean you can be a complete ass either, but let’s not overstate the game skills when you have pocket Aces.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:22 pm walawala

        @ablindwatchmaker In my experience game in all its form is necessary. Calibration is what is always a struggle and an art.

        I neg Asian women all the time when I approach and they are so shocked that a guy would tease about anything it immediately sparks attraction.

        In a few cases it doesn’t work and they get turned off. But this is rare. Context and tonality are everything. Also the type of “neg” —it can’t be an “insult” but it must be teasing. “you look like trouble…” is one I use as an opener all the time and it immediately sets them off laughing….and asking “Why????”

        Game is required for all women—including the fatties and ugos….The mistake the dude made was not properly following the escalation model and then asking the chick to come over.

        She’s still a chick and fat chicks still need to be gamed if you want to invite them over and bang them.

        Feminism pushes a kind of “equality” among women so that fat chicks “feel” beautiful…you see this in all advertising…those tv reality model shows that highlight “plus-size” chicks…just to mix it up a bit and show the world that yes even fatties have a shot at being America’s Next Top Model….I think one even won it once.

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      • on January 15, 2015 at 11:09 pm Anonymous

        @walawala

        “Context and tonality are everything.”

        Exactly, and I completely agree. I was just pointing out that the calibration varies. The fundamentals never change.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 12:13 pm Canadian Friend

      I’ve met many women trough dating sites and this is the most common problem; women post photos that are either old or of that one time she had lost weight

      I met another one last Saturday and it was the same problem again, heavier than on her photos…very pretty face but she was quite plump …

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:23 pm walawala

        @Canadian friend…chicks tend to hide their weight on dating sites unless they post a bikini shot you can assume the chick is fat.

        That said…I’ve met 8’s and 9’s, slim, hot through OKC.

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  31. on January 12, 2015 at 5:27 pm The Troll King

    Heh, maybe he is just a member of the FLM/R cuckold cultists:

    http://worshippingyourwife.blogspot.com/2014/09/dennis-renewal-of-wedding-vows-in.html

    Seriously, read through some of that shit and it will become apparent that cuckoldry and male submission/female dominance is not just some weird offshoot of the swinging scene but is instead the lived and real world effect of feminist theory. One of the blog posts talks about how the guy goes to a feminist church where the men aren’t allowed to even talk for the first year or so and they worship goddesses and shit.

    http://worshippingyourwife.blogspot.com/2014/09/dennis-renewal-of-wedding-vows-in.html

    They are even raising their children in this shit because they see it as a future matriarchal world where all men should be subservient to all women.

    http://worshippingyourwife.blogspot.com/2013/06/amanda-female-authority-within-family.html

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  32. on January 12, 2015 at 5:48 pm Arbiter

    Example of mate guarding: I went swimming and saw an Asian girl, L, who I hadn’t seen in a while. We were sitting in the bubble pool after swimming and L told me about an event the next day she suggested I go to. I knew about it but hadn’t planned to go, but okay, I could stop by.

    Once there I saw a table with the people I knew and sat down to have some coffee – it was under a roof with an open wall, a bit chilly in October. Anyway, sat down close to L and said hello to her and her boyfriend, and talked a bit with everyone there.

    Suddenly the boyfriend blurted out loudly, “Arbiter is stalking L.” And after a pause he went on, “First at the bath house and now here.”

    I calmly said that she suggested I go here, it wasn’t a coincidence, and she told him the same thing.

    No one paid much attention to it, but it was weird. Instead of speaking to me directly he wanted to rely on the other people at the table.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 7:30 pm anon

      I had a similar experience with Asian mate competition.

      I had a fairly rowdy night after a networking event and I met a cute but chubby Americanized Asian. We hit it off and my game was strong that night. One of the fellow networking event attendees was Asian, and he tried to cockblock me multiple times. My friend overheard him talking some smack about me to her, and he tried to work the Asian angle. “We’re Asian, we understand each other” “I don’t trust this guy”, blah blah blah.

      It seemed very underhanded, especially since we had a short conversation prior to partying and I didn’t feel any animosity. His tactic didn’t work, so there’s that.

      Maybe Asians are racist ?

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:37 pm Arbiter

        The guy in my story was White though, only the girlfriend was Asian.

        Yes, of COURSE they are racialist, everyone in the world is. The only exceptions are a minority of Western Whites, and that is only because of daily pressure from leftist teachers and Hollywood’s artificial world beamed into the living room.

        But that was a lousy strategy by him, since Asian girls will not be convinced by the “we’re Asian, we understand each other” angle. Especially not if they are in a Western country. Google “interracial marriage in the United States” and read the Wikipedia article: 45 percent of Asian women in the U.S. marry White men. 36 percent of the Asian men marry White women. (However, Whites are the least out-marrying group in the U.S.)

        However, Am/Ww couples are 59 percent more likely to divorce by the 10th year of marriage than Wm/Ww couples. While Wm/Aw couples are only 4 percent more likely to divorce. Interesting, isn’t it?

        Though it should be said that the poorer the Asian country they come from (and the less successful their group is in the West), the more likely they are to out-marry. Japanese being the least likely to out-marry.

        Anyway, no Asian girl is going to be convinced by an appeal to Asianness, because they generally dislike Asian culture compared to the White middle-class culture they wish they belonged to. I have heard many Chinese girls complain about China, where there is more cold, more cruelty, more corruption, sharp elbows everywhere and little sympathy. It’s not as bad as in many other countries, but still worse than in the West. They get tired of it. Chinese college guys are very nationalistic but it’s a lot of chest-beating but little to brag about, when they all play MMOs in the lunch break and after classes.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 8:37 pm Threads hfeels

        Weird.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:01 pm The Spirit Within

        “Maybe Asians are racist?”

        Their jingoism far exceeds anything in the West. It’s crazy. But it’s to their country, not to their race.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:42 am Greg Eliot

        Strapon Within continues to bat .000

        Are you really THAT stupid? You think it’s all tied to a piece of land?

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:46 am PA

        If she’s a shill, her agitprop techniques are twenty years out of date.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 2:21 pm The Spirit Within

        And Smegma Eliot proves that he knows nothing about the differences between North Korean, South Korean, and Japanese culture — just to name three.

        Think before you type, or take your bullshit elsewhere.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 6:27 pm walawala

        @anon I get this all the time. The last 3 hot Asian chicks I went out with in my social circle always came back to me with reports that their friends talked shit about me. This would invariably create tension in the relationship and the girl would end up confused between wanting to keep banging me and succumbing to the intense peer pressure of her Asian social circle saying: he’s a playboy, he’s too old, he’s blah blah blah.

        With the last one I would just say “If you want good gossip go read a gossip magazine”….but eventually I think that go to her and she ended up leaving suddenly…only later wanting to come back or re-engage but by then I was like “myeh”…

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 9:38 pm corvinus

      Classic Gamma behavior. I don’t expect that relationship to last too much longer, although since she’s Asian, it would definitely be longer than if she had been Euro.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 3:57 am Arbiter

        Not sure what gamma means, but personally I’d call it lower beta behavior. But yeah. I don’t know about those two. The guy isn’t as weak as you’d expect from that one story though, but still. The girl is very sweet, has only lived here for two years. She moved here for his sake, but not because of money – he’s still studying, she is educated and her family is at least middle class. So she can leave if she wants to and she probably wouldn’t lack offers in that case. We’ll see.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 8:20 pm corvinus

        Not sure what gamma means, but personally I’d call it lower beta behavior.

        Pretty much. Unattractive, insecure, and clingy, but not quite a complete dropout like an omega.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 4:37 am themanofmystery2

      Perfect opportunity to use my favorite script-flipping line. It’s best served fresh and piping hot to an accusatory bitch, but suffices when a hoverboyfriend whinily spews an allegation at you as well on an ad hoc basis:

      “Don’t make it weird.” Delivered while looking them straight in the eyes.

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  33. on January 12, 2015 at 5:51 pm Jim

    Beta vs. alpha for the rest of your lives. Seems like a tiresome existence.

    [CH: it beats willful ignorance.]

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  34. on January 12, 2015 at 8:16 pm alexandrahamilton87

    How she, and women dating these guys, feels about it: http://elitedaily.com/dating/terrible-tragedy-falling-love/902245/

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  35. on January 12, 2015 at 8:43 pm spicoli

    Feminist professors at it again:
    http://www.wday.com/news/3653895-study-done-und-professor-finds-13-college-aged-men-would-rape-woman-if-they-could-get

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 9:02 pm Arbiter

      “one third of college aged men would rape a woman if they knew they could get away with it”.

      Survey of a whopping number of 86 men.

      No mention of what they studied – just like in that experiment where a sociology hack put students in charge of other students as their prisoners, showing how some became oppressive wardens. Think law students, medicine students, business students, engineering students have time for that crap for weeks? No, it’ll be the trash students, those who take Mickey Mouse classes like sociology, history, whatever, just to be in college.

      Anyway, what people fantasize about and what they do are different things. Most women fantasize about being raped – which the story conveniently fails to mention. But how many would actually like to be raped? They want to be “raped” by a man they know is safe, like in the fantasy.

      How many people have thought of killing someone? Everyone. Should we write a story about “100 Percent of People Would be Murderers if They Could Get Away With It”? How many would actually kill when push came to shove? Very few.

      Now make a story breaking down the would-be rapists by race. Oops. Forbidden. Just like actual rape statistics are forbidden. Dr. Sarah Edwards of UND would NEVER write about 90 percent of interracial rape being Blacks raping White women. Or how while most people have thought of murder at some point in their lives, Blacks commit half of all murders. You know, actual facts. That’s “sociology” for ya.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 9:32 pm white monkey

        100% of atom bombers are white people.

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      • on January 12, 2015 at 11:34 pm Rum

        Tell us again, white monkey, why that (the fact that whites have no hang ups about using nuclear fission to undo biology) should cause you confidence that the wiittes will be the ones to be extincyted.? when the blood flows and the trumpets blare.
        Do other groups make better bombs!. Are they better marksmen?
        ??? ???

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 3:59 am Arbiter

        Aww, how cute, little black monkey tries to find an argument. And fails as usual. Nigs would use nukes if they could, but you are all too dumb to invent them. You’re filth with an IQ average of 70. Blacks in the U.S. have an IQ average of 85 only because you have 23 percent White DNA inserted in you, otherwise you’d be as dumb as the rest of your Stone Age race.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 12:11 pm trav777

        More like 100% of white/black interracial rape is black on white. There are actually statistically zero usually of white on black.

        This is also how you can know that everything in Roots about how masters raped slaves was also false. White men didn’t just wake up in the past 30 years and decide to stop raping black women- they never did rape black women. Couple reasons, most obvious being that they never HAD TO.

        EVERY fuckin slave wanted to be with THE MAN, the master. Hypergamy at its most blunt. Being a house piece guaranteed an easier life and resources for your offspring. Slaves would have COMPETED for the master’s attention.

        JFC this shit is even known in the Bible

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 6:45 am Greg Eliot

      The good doctor.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 7:16 am OlayDave

        She could be 3.865734 if beaten with a clue bat!

        Actually just another femi-nazi who refuses to wash her hair and spend $15 for make-up at Wal Mart.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 7:24 am Arbiter

        All explained by that picture.

        Here’s Sarah Edwards’ thesis: “A Primary Dating Violence Prevention Program for College Students”. Upholding the completely false feminist claim that rape is more common on campus.

        “20 percent of college girls raped!” feminists say. In reality much less than one percent. The 20 percent came from a feminist’s survey at two leftist universities, with voluntary participation – meaning feminists would flock to fill it out with lies. (Same as when homosexuals flocked to fill out a survey about who was homosexual, giving us the false “10 percent” number in the 1980s.) The feminist was dissatisfied with the low numbers of rape, so she took some questions like “Have you ever regretted sex? Ever felt pressured?” and declared that a “yes” meant rape.

        Sarah Edwards’ dissertation. “Normative Influence and Perceptions of Sexual Intent as Interacting Factors in Sexual Aggression”

        “Normative” – what feminists use to attack heterosexuals. So it’s an “interacting factor” in “sexual aggression”.

        She couldn’t make either the thesis or dissertation be about something else? Feminists are always like this, always studying and writing propaganda. Never anything practical and useful.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 7:28 am Lara

        As usual, a picture is worth a thousand words.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 9:19 am themanofmystery2

        The face that launched a thousand shits

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:27 am anon

        jew. of course.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 8:41 am Amy

      I think it’s an interesting idea for a study, though. Isn’t it? My guess is that most men would answer the same way they’d answer if the question were about murder. Under certain circumstances, we’re all capable of terrible things.

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  36. on January 12, 2015 at 8:46 pm Arbiter

    From CH’s Twitter feed, PUA training in China:
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiefullerton/what-one-of-chinas-top-pick-up-gurus-taught-me-about-dating

    A few things strike me. First, the looks of the five guys in the picture. Seem to be arranged from most attractive on the left to least attractive on the right. Not very good looks there.

    Second, the journalist turns it into the usual hatchet job. These hacks ALWAYS mention “negs”, because they know nothing about PUA, so they all read each other’s pieces and copy them. (Welcome to the world of journalism.) They attack “negs” because it’s easy to attack and it’s what the readers want to hear. Except for those who are learning PUA, no one has any interest in promoting PUA, but they have a lot to win by attacking it instead. Ingratiating themselves with women, making themselves look cool (“I’m showing I don’t need that, so you’ll know my value is high”). Plus, a movement by (mostly White) men for men must always be attacked, the leftist media owners declare.

    Third, the Chinese teacher caves and says he just tells students how to dress well, how to be a good listener and conversationalist. Yeah, because PUA is all about negs and “sleazy tactics” as the journalist puts it.

    And of course Julien Blanc has to be mentioned. From now on. Always. “Choke holds!” I suppose we should be grateful they don’t mention the anti-PUA Rodger Eliot as a “failed PUA” as they called him in the aftermath.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 8:54 pm Arbiter

      Another sign the journalist doesn’t know what he’s talking about: saying The Mystery Method was “anonymously written”. I bet he just looked it up online and saw the writer’s name was Mystery, and he is too lazy to dig. This is why it’s easy to fool journalists with fake stories as happens from time to time, e.g. making them write about how a tech magazine is closing down even though the magazine never existed. They are lazy and they know nothing.

      Anyway, good to see that the information spreads. And despite what the PUA teacher in the story says, I’m sure he doesn’t just go a “build a better beta” route (Tomassi’s expression). The cold opens show that.

      But the cold opens as described in the piece are badly done. “I want to meet you, you look really interesting, can I have your WeChat details please?” You need to build a rapport before asking for contact info. And the open needs to be as if you’re just the kind of guy who’ll talk to anyone nearby because you feel like it and you came to think of something, that’s how open you are, and it’s not because of her looks. Like “I love the color of the leaves now in the fall!” (or whatever).

      CH should write more about cold opens, I think they are very valuable for guys to hear about.

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    • on January 12, 2015 at 9:14 pm ho

      Brilliant takedown.

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  37. on January 12, 2015 at 11:03 pm Rum

    To walk successfully along-side my GF, in a public space, I always need to use a broad kind of hand grip on her spine that can, in the event, keep her from getting loose and slashing at the throats of unbelievers.
    And she used to be an Architect…

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  38. on January 12, 2015 at 11:09 pm Laikastes

    I don’t know where that picture was taken, but here in Thailand, it’s common for Thai guys to hold their girlfriend’s purse. Every Thai girlfriend I have had so far has tried to get me to do the same (and has failed).

    Of course, as someone else commented earlier, that very well could be the guy’s purse, considering the high percentage of gay and effeminate Asian males.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 4:02 am Arbiter

      What … the … f….

      Would be interesting to hear more about dating and pickup in Thailand.

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  39. on January 13, 2015 at 1:17 am Rum

    This may seem off-topic, but I just spent about 45 minutes trying to send a large and cosmically fair contribution meant to bring financial support to the cultural heroes writing CH.
    I failed. Failing is hatefull to any true American. Dumass computer systems also failed in practice and are thus also hatefull to true Americans. And so burning them and their design teams together in a big clay pot would be an act without moral significance despite the shrillness of their impertient screaming.

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  40. on January 13, 2015 at 1:23 am Anonymous

    I see that photo and am encouraged. Because ya know, what the world really needs is more Asians breeding…..

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  41. on January 13, 2015 at 1:50 am walawala

    Here’s an even better example of Beta Tell and Hypergamy in action.

    Check out boyfriend’s face…no clue what to do. I would have left.

    http://abc7news.com/sports/woman-kisses-stranger-next-to-her-after-boyfriend-snubs-her-on-kiss-cam-at-knicks-game/471696/

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 6:47 am Greg Eliot

      I still say he should have gone over to the other fellow and likewise planted a big one on him…

      … win over the crowd, win your freedom. 😉

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 9:59 am VRW

      obviously staged

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 4:25 pm Greg Eliot

        I hadn’t thought about that, but you’re probably right.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 10:13 am Lara

      There is some bad acting in that video.

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  42. on January 13, 2015 at 4:26 am Culum Struan

    @walawala – that kiss cam thing is horrific. Even in my worst beta days I like to think I would have walked out on a girl who did that to me.

    Proper makeout with the other guy too – not just a peck on the lips

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  43. on January 13, 2015 at 8:10 am Sentient

    Came across this at sedfast, pretty funny, hadn’t seen it before. See if you see yourself in it haha…

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  44. on January 13, 2015 at 9:28 am Sentient

    When you meet this girl, and captivate her (verb obsolete – to capture, subjugate) REALIZE she never wants to STOP being this girl, she never wants to stop having fun, of being fun, of experiencing fun. She never wants you to take her too seriously, no matter how much she says she does. She never wants to see you stress or get bitchy, because that’s NOT fun. She will always want to qualify for you. No matter how old she gets..

    When you have hand, it’s yours to lose. Don’t blame her if you do.

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 10:04 am newlyaloof

      What made you write such deep thoughts, Sentient? Glad you did though. Even the 6s and 7s feel like this girl looks. Make all girls feel like this girl in the picture. (mild Shallow Hal if you will)

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:13 am Sentient

        Just getting old and passing things along…fwiw. been to the mountain top and back, saw all three acts of the circus and a couple of rodeos too.

        And last night was out with a non game buddy, so just observing, and reflecting back here today. Was a young guy next to me, just out of college. Dude was maybe 5’8 and had a 15 pound gut on him, frat boy outfit and chubby boyish face. Would not be out of place behind the counter of a Radio Shack. But he was drinking doubles and had a bucket of beers in front of him and a really beautiful young blond at his side. I mean she had a solid 9 face, a hot body (8 a little short) and she was just really chill. Just chill to be hanging with her BF, having a drink and watching him watch the game.

        There was no girl drama coming off of her, no anxiety, no look at me, no excessive iphoning and updating. They weren’t even touching each other. so I was intrigued, and we exchanged glances so I knew she saw me and she knew I saw her seeing me, so I thought hmmmm maybe something here sublte IDK.

        At one point she got up and left, gave him a hug goodbye, no kiss and from behind (he was seated) so I thought, hmmm maybe a beta orbiter who was buying her drinks tonight. I struck up a conversation with him and he tells me he is back in town from college, starting his business (seems to have some family money at least) and he says just hanging with my lady. really chill. he also called me sir, which is never a bad move young guys even if it is a bit obvious heh. I found myself liking this guy and being less interested in snatching his lady. He was calm, chill, on his way to being dynamic, passionate and authentic. The kind of guy, who looking at him he is nothing at all special BTW – that a girl can see herself with for a long time though. The kind of guy she can hitch her wagon to.

        Brought me back to my youth, when I was in his seat, with a similar girl. Who went on to get married to me, have kids, adventures, hard times, fall out of attraction with, waste time and slowly claw it all back. so much easier if you guys know now about your women, their nature and how to keep them on the end of your string. More fun for you too.

        Life is going to come at you hard. It’s going to wear you down. There will be months where there is more month than money. There will be kids and kid drama, health issues, work issues. Your frame in the face of life is just as important as your frame when you are first picking her up. Just realize that she wants all the plusses and none of the minuses of life. she wants to be that carefree hippy girl on the beach until she is dead of old age. she doesn’t want to be your business partner or do her fair share or grind. she will, if you are the right guy and keep hand. She will for you. But you need to understand she isn’t built for it like you are and you need to lead her through it differently.

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 11:57 am Turkey Baster

        When you have hand – just remember her hypergamy never rests – and you WILL lose her to a dude who couldn’t give a shit less for what she wants.

        Change your handle to Sentimental.

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      • on January 14, 2015 at 3:29 am Culum Struan

        @Sentient – hmm. *takes notes*

        Profound stuff dude.

        So if I understand correctly:

        1. The “Beach girl” mentality never changes – even a wife in her 50s will be this girl at heart and want to be equally carefree.

        2. She will only be (good at) your life/business/raising kids partner and do her share of the grind (without resentment) if you maintain hand in the relationship and lead her.

        And that’s what you mean by “leading her through it”?

        I understand stuff by rephrasing it in my own words – so this is what I understand from what you’re saying?

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      • on January 14, 2015 at 6:48 am Sentient

        @Culum Struan

        Yes that is it exactly. Hypergamy never rests but hand is greater than hypergamy. So don’t relax and think you are “there” which is a habit and condition most guys are prone too, i.e. married now I can relax.

        By relaxing you end up squandering your hand and then she will revolt and hypergamy will gnaw away at her, even is she doesn’t act on it.

        Girls just want to have fun…

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 12:16 pm trav777

      she gonna stop bein that girl in like 10 years. Or less.

      When she stops captivating ME is what matters, bitch

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 12:33 pm Sentient

        You and Baster should get a room. She will stop LOOKING like that girl, she won’t stop being that girl. Proceed as you will…

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      • on January 13, 2015 at 1:00 pm Turkey Baster

        Keep a toe hold in reality, Sentimental. She never was that girl ..

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    • on January 13, 2015 at 8:34 pm mendozatorres

      Reminds me of Han and Leia. He was always negging her from the beginning, not taking any of her shit and calling her “your highness”; “your worshipfulness”; things to piss her off and he’d always get the better of her. ESB is the height of his game, with the all too classic “I know” to her “I love you.” Guy says it without flinching, without giving a shit, all the while uncertain that if he’s gonna live or die after she’s made her confession. (Tis the first of the poon commandments.)

      So, “hand” is just the past tense contraction of “han”, which is, to have control over your woman. Or so the story goes.

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  45. on January 13, 2015 at 10:40 am McGonzo

    From the “Don’t Let Your Sons Get Married” file: Some chick gets divorced, gets almost a billion (a BILLION!) dollars, not happy, suing for more:

    http://news.yahoo.com/oil-tycoons-ex-wife-cashes-975-million-check-005622677–finance.html

    Yikes.

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  46. on January 13, 2015 at 11:27 am chris

    This kid must have some mad game because it sure wasn’t his bad-boy looks.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2568580/Woman-schoolteacher-love-schoolboy-led-bed-narrowly-dodges-jail-sentence.html

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