Hosswire unsheaths (by proxy). The COTW is his reward (or his buddy’s):
A buddy of mine put it so well:
“I kind of feel sorry for women. Imagine if you could only get a hard-on when someone was mean to you.”
A nimble tongue tinged with acid awakens a woman’s libido in the same manner pert tits and a firm ass awakens a man’s.
COTW runner-up is trav777:
Whoever said culture matters is an idiot.
Race is not a social construct.
Society is a racial construct.
Beautiful. That last line — “society is a racial construct” — is worth inclusion in the COPROP insurgent field guide.