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Are Liberals Funnier Than Conservatives?

February 16, 2015 by CH

An Atlantic leftoid* wrote a smug, insular column, “Waiting for the Conservative Jon Leibowitz”, rhetorically asking why there’s no conservative equivalent to The Daily Show or Colbert. The article reads like a gloat about how liberals “get it” and conservatives don’t get it, “it” being the nuanced (read: intellectual) forms of humor.

Over the years, Stewart and his cohort mastered the very difficult task of sorting through all the news quickly and turning it around into biting, relevant satire that worked both for television and the Internet.

Now, as Stewart prepares to leave the show, the brand of comedy he helped invent is stronger than ever. Stephen Colbert is getting ready to bring his deadpan smirk to The Late Show. Bill Maher is continuing to provoke pundits and politicians with his blunt punch lines. John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight is about to celebrate the end of a wildly popular first year. Stewart has yet to announce his post-Daily Show plans, but even if he retires, the genre seems more than capable of carrying on without him.

The insularity of the article is betrayed by the author’s assumption that liberal-dominated fake news shows represent the pinnacle of achievement in humor. The implicit belief is that conservative “failure” in this domain is indicative of an inherent conservative inability to appreciate or master the finer arts of funny, such as irony and satire.

Whenever I read masturbatory liberal articles like this one, I cross-check the article’s biases with my personal experience to see if there’s a match; if there is, I give the liberal the benefit of the doubt that it’s onto something. (It rarely is.) If not, I don’t immediately write off the liberal conclusion, but I don’t give it much merit either. In the real world, where all that matters is how much I laugh, I’ve been friends with quite a few liberal and conservative funnymen (and a smattering of funnywomen). But the funniest guys I’ve known were all far right of center rascally SOBs. Online, the situation is similar. I think the Christian sadists at MPC are funny as hell, and no one can accuse them of being Leibowitz lackeys.

Could it be that American political satire is biased toward liberals in the same way that American political talk radio is biased toward conservatives? Dannagal Young, an assistant professor of communications at the University of Delaware, was looking into the lack of conservative comedians when she noticed studies that found liberals and conservatives seemed to have different aesthetic tastes. Conservatives seemed to prefer stories with clear-cut endings. Liberals, on the other hand, had more tolerance for a story like public radio’s Serial, which ends with some uncertainty and ambiguity.

Yes, how those leftoids love ambiguity and nuance. You can see it in how they assiduously avoid unambiguously pigeonholing, for instance, rednecks.

Framing is one of the most interesting game concepts, and it’s because it has applicability well beyond the context of picking up girls. The supposed leftoid love for uncertainty and ambiguity is just as accurately expressed as a leftoid fear of judgment. Which, when you think about it, makes survival sense. An effete liberal manlet benefits from a society that refuses to judge it unworthy of inclusion.

Young began to wonder whether this might explain why liberals were attracted in greater numbers to TV shows that employ irony. Stephen Colbert, for example, may say that he’s looking forward to the sunny weather that global warming will bring, and the audience members know this isn’t what he really means. But they have to wonder: Is he making fun of the kind of conservative who would say something so egregious? Or is he making fun of arrogant liberals who think that conservatives hold such extreme views?

Liberal audiences love liberal showmen who vigorously pump their priors. I doubt there’s a single SWPL viewer who doesn’t know that Colbert is on its side.

As Young noticed, this is a kind of ambiguity that liberals tend to find more satisfying and culturally familiar than conservatives do. In fact, a study out of Ohio State University found that a surprising number of conservatives who were shown Colbert clips were oblivious to the fact that he was joking.

Good lord. How often are liberal SJWs oblivious to the humor in racially-tinted jokes? Maybe people just don’t find jokes funny when they’re targeted at firmly held beliefs.

In contrast, conservative talk radio humor tends to rely less on irony than straightforward indignation and hyperbole.

I haven’t heard a shortage of liberals engaging in indignation and hyperbole.

When Rush Limbaugh took down Georgetown student and birth-control activist Sandra Fluke in 2012, he called her a “slut” in order to drive home his point about state-mandated birth control. After the liberal blogosphere erupted with derision, Limbaugh responded with more jokes, asking that Fluke post videos of her sex online so taxpayers could see what they were paying for. (After a few days, he offered a public apology, insisting that he “did not mean a personal attack” on Fluke.)

Here we detect the primary driver of conservative retreat, if it exists, from political satire: Conservatives are constrained by the reigning leftoid Hivemind orthodoxies. Conservatives with audiences larger than three people have a limited ability to skewer liberal shibboleths without getting into serious career-ending trouble. Limbaugh’s backpedaling slut smear apology is Exhibit S. Has a leftoid on any of these fake news shows ever had to grovel before the inquisition for maliciously slandering a right-wing representative? No. They have license to smear their right-wing targets, something that non-leftoids cannot do to with the same gusto to sanctified liberal targets like Sandra Fluke.

Conservatives will never win at this game until they begin the process of chipping away at the bedrock of the Narrative. This means AGREEING & AMPLIFYING when the usual liberal accusations are cavalierly leveled. For example, once accused of slut shaming, Limbaugh should’ve had whole skit about Fluke mentally calculating the number of cocks she could raw dog on a $10 supply of pills. (zank you, i’ll be in all zee veek.)

If non-leftoids had the same freedom to parody cherished liberal icons — race, sex, eskimos, SWPLs, new atheists — with the same venom, I bet you’d see plenty of right-wing Daily Shows pop up. Right now, that freedom isn’t there, so mainstream righties have to stick with the liberal script, which in practice means essentially agreeing with the fundamentals of liberal progressivism while making feeble feints against the rapidity of that progress to which they have already tacitly acceded as inevitable.

Despite these societal biases against a conservative satirical uprising, I still think there could be an innate disposition in liberals that favors ambiguity and uncertainty. I think this because women also love ambiguity and uncertainty, particularly in the realm of romance, and we know women are more liberal than men. We also know liberal men are more womanly than conservative men (and this jibes with personal observation), so it’s not much of a logical leap to deduce that liberals in general are on the whole more womanly and thus more frightened of harsh moral dividing lines and of the judgment of peers.

*I invented the term of art “leftoid” because it captures the anti-human nature of the liberal vision, and the robotic incantations with which liberals autonomically resort to defending their faith when attacked by apostates.

PS Here’s a fantastically brutal judgment of Jon Leibowitz in the Post. Money shot:

Stewart is a journalist: an irresponsible and unprofessional one.

He is especially beloved by others in the journo game. (For every 100 viewers, he generated about 10 fawning profiles in the slicks, all of them saying the same thing: The jester tells the truth!)

Any standard liberal publication was as likely to contain an unflattering thought about Stewart as L’Osservatore Romano is to run a hit piece on the pope.

The hacks have a special love for Stewart because he’s their id. They don’t just think he’s funny, they thrill to his every sarcastic quip. They wish they could get away with being so one-sided, snarky and dismissive.

That’s it right there. Leibowitz and his ilk succeed because the entirety of the media industrial complex share the same targets of hate. That’s why he gets so much positive ink, and why he’s catapulted into icon status, however pinched and domed the arena in which he rules.

The leftoid machine is a hate machine, and but for the pretense of objectivity that constrains “journalists” they’d all be taking up pitchforks and driving their hated enemies — core white Americans — into the flames, cackling like maniacs the whole time.

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  1. on February 16, 2015 at 12:53 pm Are Liberals Funnier Than Conservatives? | Manosphere.com

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 2:51 pm The Man Who Was . . .

      I think we need to distinguish between comedy and satire. They aren’t the same thing, though they overlap.

      Liberals are often better at comedy: think Moliere, Heinrich Heine, Oscar Wilde, Louis CK.

      But conservatives (real conservatives, not libertarians) are better at satire: think Aristophanes, Juvenal, Dryden, Pope, Swift, Waugh, Houellebecq, Bill Burr.

      All of the latter really knew/know how to stick in the shiv and twist.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:05 pm The Spirit Within

        +1

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 12:36 am peppermint7889

        Don’t forget the part in Henry IV, Part 2 where Shakespeare makes fun of communism in the lines of Jack Cade

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 12:17 pm irishsavant

        There are no conservative (leave semantics aside for the moment) comics because only “liberals” (ha!) or Neocons get access to the lobotomy box.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm Captain Obvious

        PA had a shockingly good idea for a movie/TV-series, but I doubt that e.g. even Ridley Scott or A&E would touch it – and we know that YKW would try to purchase the rights and bury it forever. It would make a great samizdat novel, but even Regnery would refuse to publish it: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/02/15/steve-and-his-readers-swallow-the-crimson-pill/#comment-648947

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:55 pm Butch Deadlift

      liberals are funnier than conservatives because actual, existing conservatism is synonymous with GOP, Christian retardation.

      Guys like Mencken show that a wittier, more incisive right is possible, but things didn’t turn out that way.

      Even now, the internet right isn’t funny, even if it is getting smarter (slowly)

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 5:27 am Captain Obvious

        > “Even now, the internet right isn’t funny, even if it is getting smarter (slowly)”

        Just out of curiosity, give us a recent example of something which you found to be funny.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:09 am Mike

        I think the internet right is funnier than Jon Stewart. Stuff like ‘Dindu Nuffin’ cracks me up

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 12:33 pm kevbo

      Conservatives appear to garner more laughs from conservatives when they make fun of stupid welfare cases. Liberals get more laughs from liberals when they skewer wealthy people in lofty positions. They’re both funny in different ways.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 7:40 pm ho

        When I think liberals, I don’t think poor people. I think champagne socialist.

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  2. on February 16, 2015 at 12:58 pm Rick Derris

    Oliver Morrison – the writer of the piece – doesn’t even mention PJ O’Rourke. PJ was a contributing writer to the Atlantic for many years. O’Rourke began his writing career in the early 1970s and became a libertarian/conservative in the late 1970s. So he’s been around for some time. He also doesn’t mention other libertarian/conservative humorists like Mark Steyn who primarily write instead of going in front of crowds of like-minded people.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm trav777

      none of this jew shit is particularly funny…has SNL been funny in forever?

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  3. on February 16, 2015 at 1:02 pm Bill

    Who on the right can compete with the wit and humor of the acclaimed feminist Berta Lovejoy?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm NothingMan00

      All those fake redditor trolls do fine work, but Berta takes the cake, literally and figuratively.

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    • on February 18, 2015 at 7:39 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

      ROFL! Kill the beast with fire!

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  4. on February 16, 2015 at 1:06 pm Greg Eliot

    I don’t bother with most of those names, and the few times I’ve seen the much-vaunted Maher, the only thought that came to mind was a flabbergasted: “THAT snarky reptile is considered funny, let alone some sort of pundit?”

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:46 pm Alec Leamas

      Maher’s bit is more or less letting go with an unvarnished insult to someone’s face and banking on the fact that it is too much of a hassle to punch him in the mouth anymore. His standup is godawful.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:41 am Greg Eliot

        Harold Covington once said: “The real trouble with society these days is that there’s no immediate consequence for being an asshole.”

        True that.

        In his WN novels, a future white society would reinstate Code Duello, a legal means of dueling with strict rules so that both parties would have to agree or whoever didn’t want to fight would have to come up with some means of redress.

        Sort of like our Old West, if you think about it… where a man was a lot slower to insult another man without good cause.

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  5. on February 16, 2015 at 1:07 pm everybodyhatesscott

    Megan Mcardle wrote a columb about him a bit back and my god can Stewarts audience not take a bit of criticism of the man. And they sure to make a lot of noise for not being that big of an audience.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:49 pm Alec Leamas

      Watching Leibowitz is a consumptive symbol of class, not a pure choice in entertainment. It’s a Starbucks cup, a Prius, etc. There’s ego investment in the idea that watching the Daily Show was proof of one’s membership in that class, so an attack on Leibowitz or the show itself is felt as an attack on something the fanboys hold so dear as to be an attack on themselves.

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  6. on February 16, 2015 at 1:10 pm Are Liberals Funnier Than Conservatives? | Neoreactive

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 6:30 am bandit

      black comedians make a living off of HBD jokes “us blacks are faster because they run from the po-lice”, they are allowed to say these things because they’re black and vote for Obama. Liberals claim they’re liberal because they’re black, but their humor is anything but.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 2:48 pm wolfsharking

        Yes to this. Likewise the (in my opinion quite funny) show Inside Amy Schumer trucks in red-pillisms that would be considered misogynist were they not coming from a female.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:22 pm Greg Eliot

        C’mon… the Cathedral LUVS shiksa-looking blondes who act like sluts and foul-mouthed yentas…

        I bet the average man on the street who only sees her picture thinks Schumer is a good German girl.

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  7. on February 16, 2015 at 1:10 pm JayMan

    I suppose a fair comparison would look at (NW Euro) White liberals vs. (NW Euro) White conservatives. Most “liberal vs. conservative” comparisons are really ethnic comparisons.

    But it’s obvious certain ethnic groups are overrepresented in the ranks of comics. Jews are one such group. Blacks are another.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:24 pm Arbiter

      You can go ahead and say Germanics. Which includes the English. If that sounds too frightening for American ears, there’s North Europeans. Only Americans write “NW Euros”, which is like writing about the South as “the south-eastern states”. Or South America as “South-East America”.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 1:31 pm JayMan

        @Arbiter:

        I know what you’re saying. But the reason I don’t do that is this: when I say “NW Euro,” I include French, North Iberians and North Italians (who are partly Germanic but mostly not) and exclude the Celtic Fringe (who are partly Germanic). So while it’s not totally accurate, “NW Euro” more accurate than “Germanic.”

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 1:46 pm Arbiter

        No one will know that you include French and North Italians when you say NW Euro, so that point is moot.

        They are indeed partly Germanic, as the Franks and the North Italians were Germanics in the past, though mixed now to various extents. As for the Celts – while they didn’t speak Germanic languages, genetically they are the same, aside from the local variations that you also see among Germanic peoples. Scots will no doubt have more in common with Germans than those who now live in northern Spain.

        In short, Germanic is the most exact word, and it shows which peoples are meant. If you mean northern Italians and Spanish by saying NW Euros, no one understands that, and I don’t think that’s what other people mean when they say NW Euros. In Europe there is certainly no attempt made to find a word that would include north Spanish with those of us in northern Europe. Such a word simply wouldn’t have any practical meaning. Germanic peoples is what nationalists say, and then there are Mediterranean or Romance peoples, northern Slavs and – ugh – whatever you find in the Balkans.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 2:01 pm James Blonde

        honkies or crackers works for me.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 2:19 pm Lucky White Male

        black shame

        tell us what it feels like

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:19 pm Carlos Danger

        Thwack AKA James Blonde: serious question. Does coming here to rub shoulders with us White guys make you feel almost human?

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  8. on February 16, 2015 at 1:13 pm Sean Fielding

    “Conservatives with audiences larger than three people have a limited ability to skewer liberal shibboleths without getting into serious career-ending trouble.”

    CH, everything else in your explanation is minor compared to this. Even if conservatives don’t explicitly understand this, it’s always there, the elephant in the kitchen, just like no chick can make it explicit that she likes jerkboys.

    And that’s why the radical right hates conservatives: they don’t get it, they can’t get it, and if they did get it, they’d be still be unwilling to call out sluts, blacks and Eskimos. The only bright spot is places like this, where one can see the alphas and greater betas of the next generation – lots of HS and college guys – radicalizing before our eyes.

    Most will still need jobs and some social approval. But moles are effectively being created in growing numbers.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:28 pm Arbiter

      It is indeed heartening to see the internet spread the truth to a wide audience. There is so much we wouldn’t know otherwise, and I might still have been wondering why the top media bosses pushed for mass immigration of leftist voters, when those bosses are businessmen who will be forced to pay higher taxes.

      I have never doubted that the West will be in Western hands again in the end, and the spreading of information aids the positive change greatly. The only question is how much damage will be done in the meantime.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm irishsavant

        Agree fully. But what will it mean if “the West will be in Western hands again”? Most of our countries are now infested with Third World dregs who are out-breeding us by orders of magnitude and who are polluting the indigenous gene pool through miscegenation.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 7:43 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

        @irishsavant, he’s American so he’s probably used to spouting concepts with no real meaning like the West is(after all, American is a meaningless nationality and always was). If anything, the West should be destroyed because the West has ran it’s course. It’s time to skewer the remaining leftist bits of it and it’s inverted morality and start anew. Anyone who thinks any of our problems will be solved with the rhetoric, ideas or means of the past is part of the problem.

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  9. on February 16, 2015 at 1:15 pm Orthodox

    Conservatives can laugh at themselves. Texans laugh with King of the Hill, conservatives sometimes laugh with Leibowitz or Colbert, while liberals only laugh at them. A lot of liberal humor is artificial. A lot of liberal humor relies on assumptions equivalent to if conservative comedians all assumed Obama really is a Muslim born in Kenya. They create a character which contains their prejudices and then laugh at it and consider it the real thing.

    There are also several cases of liberal fails, such as Archie Bunker and Alex P. Keaton, who were designed at completely one dimensional conservative joke characters, who end up taking over the show and becoming the most beloved characters.

    Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn.

    Inside the Anti-Semite’s Studio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1FhDSKH96Q

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:31 pm Arbiter

      Speaking of conservative (somewhat) characters, there are also Al Bundy in Married With Children, and Stuart Bondek in Spin City. Characters the audience cheered for when they stood up against some symbol for the Left. Of course, the characters would never state the obvious reasons for doing so and would only oppose leftists in a slob kind of way. Lacking any other conservative characters, the audience liked them.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:39 pm Greg Eliot

      Much of the so-called humor of the left is merely snark and ridicule, without having been first provoked… making it mean-spirited, indeed.

      A jab is seldom funny, and not quite as sharp, unless it’s a counter-punch.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 2:04 pm llllooooolllzzzzzlllolll

        Most people aren’t funny. Faggot Gervais comes to mind.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm Canadian Friend

        Liberal humor on those shows has liberal propaganda imbedded in it.

        The same people who use the Main Stream Media, the education system, Hollywood movies and other such things to brainwash the masses, use those humor shows – in part – to do the same ; brainwash ( the other reason is make money, obviously ) .

        Some jokes are so lame that it is obvious the only reason they even said them on air is for the message they contain and because funny or not, the result is the same; people are brainwashed into believing the left is good and the right is evil.

        Some of the most repeated jokes are based on things that never happened, yet because everyone repeats them people believe they are based on facts.

        Liberal humor is also used for damage control when a liberal is caught red handed doing some bad things, the left quickly brings back old jokes about Bush or about Palin or one toothed imbred red necks to distract the masses from what is going on.

        This may not be a good analogy but the humor shows are now like mules, instead of carrying drugs they carry liberal propaganda.

        This is so obvious, to me anyway it is.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm everybodyhatesscott

        http://voxday.blogspot.com/2014/02/thats-not-funny.html

        Poking at liberal ‘humor’

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 3:41 pm Canadian Friend

        Much of the so-called humor of the left is merely snark and ridicule, without having been first provoked… making it mean-spirited, indeed.

        Not only that but the hypocrisy is – for lack of a better word – gigantic

        the left which is in a permanent state of outrage and wants all kinds of groups or demographics protected from “micro agressions” ( an example ; if you pause too long between African and American it may mean you are a racist… seen in a comment at Yahoo news) has no problem saying the most mean and cruel things about the right as long it is a “joke”

        They have a clear conscience because it is said as a “joke”, yet they do not allow this privilege to conservatives, as a matter of fact when a conservative says a similar joke about the left often he ends up with his reputation and career destroyed.

        Hypocrisy is too weak a word.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:12 pm haunted trilobite

        Oh come on lloollzzll, I’m certainly not a fan of Gervais’ atheist beliefs, which he does inculcate Hollywood audiences with in ‘the invention of lying’ (there’s always a very strong argument not to be a member of Hollywood’s audience anyway, but that’s an aside). But, he deserves credit for striking comedy gold in the Office, particularly, and in Extras aswell.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:44 am Siberian Subway Masturbator

        People with a sense of humor don’t get as pissed off, as they see the funny side of those that annoy them.

        CONSERVATIVES want to PUNISH AND CORRECT.

        And MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GUN in case someone confronts you.

        Of course they’re a barrel of laughs!

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:48 am Greg Eliot

        People with a sense of humor don’t get as pissed off, as they see the funny side of those that annoy them.

        Schlomo says what? Only an immature punk gets off on annoying people for a laugh, and acting like it’s all “just a joke.”

        CONSERVATIVES want to PUNISH AND CORRECT.

        Heh, heh… as if punishment and correction are BAD things, when warranted? You smacked ass, your ilk wallows in Alinsky verbal jew-jitsu to make morality seem relative when it’s to your advantage, but good ol’ fashioned eye-for-an-eye… actually more like a whole head for an eye… when YOUR kind are done an injustice…. whether real or imagined.

        And bullshit on your “conservatives” label… any right-thinking person of any persuasion knows there’s a time for the velvet glove and a time for the iron rod.

        Avaunt, you tiresome shill. You fairy.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 3:41 pm Hymen Mingesky

      +1 for the Daily Shoah. It is ironic that some ivory tower academia dork wants to pontificate about how droll some soon to be defunct show is when the internet satire version is better, and more hip with the young whipper-snappers. Relevance, you elusive beast.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:59 pm Matt

      And 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy, and Parks and Rec’s Ron Swanson.

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  10. on February 16, 2015 at 1:16 pm frankie avalon

    old school Opie & Anthony was funnier then the liberal shows and the comedians like Colin Quinn, Patrice O’neal, Nick Dipalo, Rich Vos are hardly a liberals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY

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  11. on February 16, 2015 at 1:18 pm Arbiter

    This reminds me of the Hollywood woman who was shocked to hear of Nixon’s grand-slam victory: “How could he win? I don’t know anyone who voted for him!” Leftists only listen to each other. Oliver Morrison and his con-rades are an incestuous ilk.

    (And fake conservatives only listen to themselves and leftists, and take pride in quoting leftists. “Look, we’ll quote anyone!” …except the Real Right, who they dare not read, whose listings of facts they dare not know. Only nationalists will read and lift up all the facts without censoring any truth, since when you show all the facts, nationalists win. But I digress.)

    But the funniest guys I’ve known were all far right of center rascally SOBs.

    This is very true. Leftist “humor” is shown perfectly by John Leibowitz, acting like a child, talking with a squeaky voice. The nationalist Right is funny because its jokes hit the truth, hard.

    Amusing to see a leftist brag about leftists being funnier – which is really bragging about being more intelligent, as intelligence and wit are connected. Leftists have a lower average IQ. And the more 3W immigrants they bring in, the lower the average IQ.

    Leftists like Oliver Morrison (who wrote the article) will never read someone like CH, who changes words to make a point in a way that I have yet to see any leftist be capable of. And they will never allow someone with that wit to have a seat in the media establishment. Leftists keep out the competition and then cry, “Look, we are all the comedians and all the journalists! We’re the best!” They can do so because of the clique of Tribesmen who control the media, both Left and fake Right. Those conservatives who would have been writers, professors, journalists and statesmen instead work as engineers, businessmen, accountants, etc. Fruitful work but not work where they can speak up and tell people the truth. We have lost at least two generations of leaders who would have shaped Western culture in a beneficial way.

    Leftists bragging about their work as comedians, saying conservatives have nothing like it, is like the Soviet state bragging about building the MiG, saying private Russian enterprise had nothing like it, or like the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages bragging about having most of the writers, as compared to those whose money they took. And, “We built cathedrals, but what do you have? Nothing like that!” after French villagers were raided by church mercenaries when they didn’t want to pay for the cathedral construction.

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  12. on February 16, 2015 at 1:28 pm Akagi

    I’m neither conservative nor liberal because if you haven’t figured out that they’re both bought out & beholden to interests that have nothing to do with the American public by now then you either haven’t been paying attention or you’ve got blinders on and there’s no hope for you; but you have to consider that Daily Show could do nothing more than agree & amplify the pure excrement that organizations like Fox News put out and they would have a bottomless cornucopia of material to draw from. Daily show viewers are some of the most informed, whereas Fox News viewers are the most misinformed.

    It’s become that bad, folks.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:36 pm Arbiter

      Daily Show viewers some of the most informed? LOL Nice try, leftist.

      Bill O’Reilly’s audience is just as well informed as NPR’s, as a Pew poll found, and Tea Party conservatives are far better informed than the average voter. Gun owners, generally conservatives, are more law-abiding and also more knowledgeable than the average voter. Looking at a video where leftist Blacks were asked questions before the prez election, they didn’t even know what the House of Representatives was, they didn’t know the division of power between congress and president, and some didn’t even know Obongo was a Democrat.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:07 pm The Spirit Within

        Link to that Pew poll. I’m *dying* to see proof of the average Fox News viewer’s superior intelligence.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 8:18 pm A Random Guy

        Whatever someone’s numeric IQ is, doesn’t make them ‘smart’. I know some extremely intelligent liberals who are absolutely unable to use critical thinking skills about political/social issues.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 9:39 pm Canadian Friend

        the void within,

        you thought it was true Sarah Palin had said she could see Russia from her house

        I do not think you are qualified for evaluating who is intelligent or well informed

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 10:14 pm The Spirit Within

        Canadian Friend, I will listen to your opinion as soon as you find and begin to use the period key.

        BTW: One-sided news makes you stupider. Fox and MSNBC viewers rank dead last in knowledge of current events.

        http://www.businessinsider.com/study-watching-fox-news-makes-you-less-informed-than-watching-no-news-at-all-2012-5

        Note: It incriminates both liberal and conservative programs.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:32 pm Arbiter

        Link to that Pew poll. I’m *dying* to see proof of the average Fox News viewer’s superior intelligence.

        Socialist Within, you ignorant moron, CH’s link TALKS ABOUT THAT VERY FACT. But of course you are just here to spew nonsense without ever reading what CH links to.

        Ever heard of Google, Socialist Within? Use it before you call me a liar, filth.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm Arbiter

        Canadian Friend, I will listen to your opinion as soon as you find and begin to use the period key.

        Funny how you nitpick about language to avoid the fact Canadian Friend brings up: that you were so dumb you believed the propaganda about Sarah Palin supposedly saying she could see Russia from her house.

        What she had actually said was that Russia can be seen from parts of Alaska. Yes, that is true. Go look it up. But instead of finding out the truth you believe a lie told by the socialist SNL. Typical.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 5:37 pm The Spirit Within

        Still waiting for that link to the Pew poll, Arbiter. Post it here when you find it.

        (crickets)

        P.S. Canadian Friend pulled that Palin thing out of his ass. Gullible much?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 1:50 pm Heywood Jablome

      Begone, prog. Stewart demands another knob-polishing, and you’re just the sycophant for the job.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 3:44 pm Wrecked 'Em

      Statistically, Limbaugh’s listeners are the most-informed of any media audience, save the subscribers to Foreign Affairs Quarterly, which is an academic journal with small circulation.

      Fox News viewers always score higher marks on basic civics questions than do the viewers of any of the other cable news shows. And, for the record, they vastly out-score Daily Show viewers. But since you seem to be fact-averse, Akagi, you probably wouldn’t know that. FIFY

      These conclusions were obtained by polling companies who asked listeners/viewers/readers a series of simple civics questions (e.g. “How many years does a US Senator serve for?”) and then asking them what media they consumed.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm fredmertz

        How many years does a US Senator serve for? That depends on the crime he was convicted of…

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:11 pm The Spirit Within

        Same as Arbiter. Link to proof of these highly-informed Fox News viewers, please.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm Carlos Danger

        Same as Arbiter. Link to proof of these highly-informed Fox News viewers, please.

        You come here every day amongst your intellectual superiors and get your ass handed to you several times each day for poopy talk and poopy thought and you still need to ask that question? Jason, you really are obtuse.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 10:11 pm The Spirit Within

        Drinking tonight, Carlos? Confusing me with another commenter, then painting my words as poopytalk. Sounds like you’re half a fifth in.

        Ok, here’s what typically happens at the Chateau. Angry Butthurt Man makes radically atavistic and usually reductivist point about Event X. (Reason: To gain acceptance with the Chateau in-group, since status is king, even among those who say they don’t care about status, e.g. angry butthurt men.) Spirit Within responds by reminding ABM that there are a hundred other variables that also cause Event X to occur, and that the issue is more complex than he described. A minimum of seven other ABMs then dogpile on Spirit Within, insisting that those hundred other variables are irrelevant, or ignore them completely, and shout in an even more forceful tone that the original reductivist argument was correct. In the process, Spirit Within is called a woman, a black, a Jew, a gay, a leftist, a sperg, a tyrant, a moron, and some obscure German or Yiddish words that nobody but Greg Eliot thinks are funny or even understands.

        My ass isn’t being handed to anybody. I’m just one lone voice here seeking ALL sides of an issue, with a minimum of bias. Heartiste hits upon a lot of truths about women. About race, not so much. You guys are saying, don’t look at the other sides of Event X, the issue is simpler than it seems. Life isn’t simple, buddy, and anybody who tells you otherwise is either a liar or a propagandist.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:52 am Greg Eliot

        SchlomoWithin back again for a spanking?

        Geez, Louise… asking for links/studies yet again, as if producing proof would change his mind anyway?

        He’s just come back here another day with the same old canards, the same old douche-chilling rhetoric, and an extra addition built into his mind wherein the Greg Eliots of the world could continue to live, rent-free.

        Take a hike, Bozo… there are already enough moron shills at the chateau.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 6:26 am Captain Obvious

        LOL’ed. The Yid Within has obviously never seen Watters interview the typical Obama voter. [BTW, Watters is funnier in 30 seconds than Leibovitz has been in his entire career.]

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 9:08 am Canadian Friend

        Spirit within said;

        ” … You guys are saying, don’t look at the other sides of Event X,… ”

        Are you delusional or high on drugs?

        That is exactly the opposite of what happens here.

        You come up with an incomplete story – the liberal version of events which omits intentionally half the facts, as is necessary to push a liberal agenda-, and then we provide you with the missing information, often with links or excerpts to show you the complete story, to show you the other side of the coin.

        If anyone is looking at only one side it is you, you look at the liberal side and you think it is the complete story, which it rarely is.

        This has happened many times, which is why we say we hand you your ass and why we react so strongly.

        If I had the time and energy I would dig from the archives about a dozen examples of you coming here with an argument/opinion/position based on half the facts, and us providing you with the the missing facts.

        You say CH is right about women but wrong about race?

        well he uses the same method, he takes what liberals say, and then he provides us with the missing facts that the left is intentionally concealing or lying about. He looks at the other side, the side the left pretends does not exist.

        If this method brings us closer to the truth with women and you agree CH is right about women, why would it not work with race?

        Half a truth is a complete lie

        the whole truth makes lies perish.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 10:06 am Greg Eliot

        And now we even have Canadian Friend joining the growing line, taking YidWithin down a peg.

        Well-done, chateau’s northernmost friend.

        Side note:
        It REALLY says something when even a Canadian is tired of hearing your liberal bullshit, Schlomo. lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozl

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 12:44 pm haunted trilobite

        Captain Obv, I waited in vain throughout those 5 very unfunny minutes for some humour or a punchline. The theme of Obama voters being la-la-land dwellers barely goes any further than being mildly interesting. Leibovitz must be absolutely abysmal if this garbage is funnier than him.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 9:27 pm Canadian Friend

      You claim you are neither liberal nor conservative but you say Fox news is excrement and it’s viewers are dumb?

      Your deep hatred of everything on the right is kind of a gigantic clue as to where you stand

      You are a liberal, and not the sharpest one either…but then again most liberals are dumb… you know like anchorman Brian Williams who told the biggest lie of the century and thought he would not get caught.

      Now Brian Williams and what came out of his mouth and the liberal media that supported him, THAT is excrement.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 3:45 pm burke

      “Daily show viewers are some of the most informed, whereas Fox News viewers are the most misinformed.”

      a statement ‘the spirit within’ asks for no proof on. then, the proof he asks for about fox news wasn’t even claimed. arbiter said:

      “Bill O’Reilly’s audience is just as well informed as NPR’s, as a Pew poll found, and Tea Party conservatives are far better informed than the average voter.”

      nowhere does he claim the average fox viewer’s superior intelligence over anyone. although you are doing a solid job proving that hypothetical yourself.

      [CH: i recall reading a study that purported to find foxnews viewers were more politically informed than msnbc viewers. this isn’t proof of an IQ divergence, but it is proof that most of what leftoids chant in daily show call-and-response is bullshit.]

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:55 pm Greg Eliot

        a statement ‘the spirit within’ asks for no proof on. then, the proof he asks for about fox news wasn’t even claimed.

        Nice catch… and welcome to Team Chateau, whose tune-up matches consist of dissuading YidWithin of his inanities, and can be compared to Dragline versus Cool Hand Luke.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 5:40 pm The Spirit Within

        Could we get some actual links to some actual surveys supporting the conservative viewpoint that Fox News viewers are NOT well informed?

        Or do arch-conservatives simply love talking out of their asses, facts be damned?

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 4:26 am Nathatare

        “If non-leftoids had the same freedom to parody cherished liberal icons — race, sex, eskimos, SWPLs, new atheists — with the same venom, I bet you’d see plenty of right-wing Daily Shows pop up.”

        There is Ramzpaul.

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  13. on February 16, 2015 at 1:31 pm Giovanni Giustiniani (@giustiniani1453)

    frankie avalon above makes a good point. I’d also add to the list Mark Steyn ‘unless China wants to be the first gay superpower since Sparta, they’d better fix their sex ratio’.
    South Park, while not wholly on board with NRx, has moments, especially when checking the who faggot movement.

    The Million Dollar Extreme guys are highly subversive and I think the most promising for the future of reactionary comedy. Witness what Sam Hyde is able to do with zero budget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjMhFtHaeG0

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  14. on February 16, 2015 at 1:41 pm Teelar (@TeelarZombiwitz)

    We have “South Park,” a cartoon nobody has heard about, but it might just get some traction.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 2:30 pm Danindc

      It’s a stretch to call those guys conservative. Maybe compared to what else is out there.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm Greg Eliot

        Merely because they occasionally take a safe jab at those-who-usually-can’t-be-criticized, it’s invariably a form of plausible deniability and the appearance of “anything goes”.

        But much more often than not, they save the real skewering for the approved targets of the Cathedral… when they’re not merely being scatalogical.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:01 pm Cubano Blanco

      Yeah the same South Park that had Jesus getting shit on, yet pulled their image of Mohamed, at first threat (I think if I recall correctly, it was a 17 y/o Muslim in NJ that sent a threat to them) Though you are correct that at least they occasionally insert some non-PC humor, I still think their constant display of Cartman as the fat impatient weakling as Hitler, as well as the various other displays that they’ve used over the years to make fun of your typical liberal targets – Rednecks, gun owners (usually the same people in these cartoons) Christians , traditional families, all the meanwhile showing an accepting and funny version of miscegenation with chef and legions of white women, the acceptance of gay behavior as normal…yeah they are pretty left.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:50 pm Arbiter

        Pulled their picture of Mohammed would make them leftist? They demonized Usama bin Ladin – literally – which they would never have done with Ariel Sharon, who was the murderer-in-chief in Israel at the time. Let’s stop this nonsense about the Left being pro-Muslim. Obama was put in power by Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod, two Zios, and got more funding by the big Tribe-run banks than any other candidate in 2008. He has never vetoed the annual sending of the American people’s money to Israel, which is grossly illegal under American law since Israel has illegal nuclear arms and other WMDs.

        Obama supported the pro-Israel military’s coup in Egypt and their massacres of demonstrators after that. Before that, during the first demonstrations against the Mubarak, he talked about democracy even while behind the scenes he was sending riot gear and extra-strong tear gas to the Egyptian police to beat down the demonstrators. When the military took back power he made sure that the annual money flow to them continued, second only to the annual “aid” sent to Israel. Egypt gets the money to keep the border to the Gaza Strip closed in order to starve the Palestinians and destroy their economy.

        Obama tripled drone bombings on the Afghan-Pakistan border. He lied about pulling out of Iraq within six months. The occupation was only pulled out later because of a decision made under Bush, since the Iraqi government wouldn’t give U.S. troops continued amnesty for the crimes they committed.

        Obama has allowed the NSA to illegally send massive amounts of information about Americans’ emails and phone conversations to Israel. Obama approved of Israel’s bombing of the Syrian government’s installations, an illegal act of war. He sought a war against the Syrian government that the Israeli lobby wanted. He funded the rebels in Syria consisting mostly of Kurds and Iraqi immigrants, again something the Israeli lobby wanted.

        He has continued mass immigration, which Tribe lobby groups and media strongly favor – it is one of their two main policies. He has only voiced minor complaints against Israel, which the Weekly Standard and National Review seize on to declare him “pro-Muslim” in order to lead conservatives’ anti-Obama anger into safe channels.

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  15. on February 16, 2015 at 1:43 pm Greg Eliot

    Funny? How do you mean “funny”?

    You tell me… how the FUCK are they funny?

    You mean like a clown? They amuse you?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm armenia4ever

      I had similar thoughts.

      Liberal insists that liberals are funnier than conservatives. Wow, I’m shocked at the assertion.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:18 pm Captain Obvious

      This is the only time in my entire life that I can ever remember laughing at a joke which was written and delivered by YKWs, and I was just a little boy when I saw it:

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 5:46 pm fredmertz

        Out of all YF that’s the only thing ya larfed at? What about whenever Frau Blucher appears,the horses whinny in terror?

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:06 pm Captain Obvious

        I was a naive little goyische kopf shegetz who only understood the knockers reference – honestly that’s all I remember from the entire movie. [And there was NOTHING about Blazing Saddles which I found even remotely funny.]

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:13 pm The Spirit Within

        Captain Misguided, it’s guaranteed you’ve laughed at a *lot* more jokes written by Jews than just one. Presuming you have a pair of ears.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:56 am Greg Eliot

        I’m-Not-A-Jew-Within, quickly in to defend the tribe yet again.

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 6:13 am Captain Obvious

        NEVER LAUGHED: Seinfeld, Leibovitz, Sandler, Silverslut, Letterman, Rivers, Dangerfield, SNL, Marx Bros, Konigsberg, “Baron” Cohen WTFE, Friends, Cheers, etc etc etc

        LAUGHED: Python, Fawlty, early Limbaugh, very early Foxworthy, Galaxy Quest [who is David Howard?], early Pryor, Blake Edwards [although increasingly I can’t stomach Sellers], Mike Judge, early Southpark [before Cartman was neutered], pretty much the entirety of the KKKommentariat in the Dark Enlightenment, and of course ME.

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      • on February 22, 2015 at 2:17 pm Pirx the Pirate

        Jews are only funny when they’re testifying about the Holocaust. What imaginations they have!

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:57 pm mendozatorres

      Greg, it’s just, y’know how to tell a story. You know, you’re a funny guy.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:57 am Greg Eliot

        No, I DON’T know… you said it, you tell me… how the FUCK am I funny?

        😉

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 8:43 am The Spirit Within

      Captain Obvious, you’re a lying sack of crap.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 9:55 am Captain Obvious

        No, actually I’m not.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 2:11 pm The Spirit Within

        You’ve NEVER laughed at Rodney Dangerfield? The very definition of red-pill comedian? The guy who tore the roof of comedy clubs for like 50 years? All because he was Jewish?

        Lying. Sack. Of. Crap.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:30 pm Greg Eliot

        YidWithin’s borscht belt is showing.

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      • on February 22, 2015 at 2:18 pm Pirx the Pirate

        Rodney Dangerfield has never been even remotely funny. Nor Mel Brooks. Gene Wilder, a few times.

        Woody Allen was funny that one time he mentioned Bill Buckley.

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      • on February 22, 2015 at 2:19 pm Pirx the Pirate

        Don Rickles isn’t funny, even as Potato Head.

        Sandra Bernhardt isn’t funny.

        Leo Frank was only funny at the very end.

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  16. on February 16, 2015 at 2:01 pm hoots mon

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  17. on February 16, 2015 at 2:04 pm Stationarity

    It really bugged me when Limbaugh apologized to Fluke. After all, “demonstrating absurdity by being absurd” is really agree and amplify. I still remember once on his TV show, he got a can opener and some dog food, claiming it was for his mom, after Newt and the boys “gutted” social security. A democrat rep from Colorado went to the floor of the house and proclaimed it to be totally true.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:24 pm Captain Obvious

      He was losing all his YKWish advertisers. Just another way that YKW control the allowed opposition – purchase all of the advertising and then blackmail the content provider.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 8:21 pm everybodyhatesscott

        What’s the point of having fuck you money if you don’t say “fuck you” every once in a while?

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:00 am Greg Eliot

        What’s the point of having fuck you money if you don’t say “fuck you” every once in a while?

        Droll… and in it’s own way, could be a COTW, exploring the kowtows and apologies versus the stood-his-ground occasions… if there are any… of current machers and would-be kings.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 7:16 am Captain Obvious

        Don’t give up on Rush. In the last 6 months or so, he has really ratcheted up the Dark Enlightenment Truth Speak. Rush is one of us – trust me – I hear it in the subtext of almost all of his kkkommentaries now. I sense that the Sandra Fluck YKW advertisers crap and the Alinskyite campaigns against him have really lit a fire under his posterior.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:55 am The Spirit Within

        ^^^^^^^^^^^

        “Rush speaks to me in a coded language that only I can understand. We’re *meant* for each other.”

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 9:59 am Captain Obvious

        TJW, tell Axelrod & Sunstein that they’re wasting their precious shekels on you.

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  18. on February 16, 2015 at 2:06 pm Jokah Macpherson

    I am a stand-up comedian and although it’s definitely not my day job, I’m good enough that I have gotten paid. I slip as much sex- and race-realism into my sets as I can get away with and it usually goes pretty well. Agree and amplify is definitely the rule – when the females “boo” at anything that contradicts the feminist message, I just hit back harder.

    From what I see these days, the “urban” comics (as they’re called in the parlance of the trade) are actually the most conservative since they have no constraints preventing them from telling it how it is regarding racial stereotypes.

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  19. on February 16, 2015 at 2:07 pm Lucky White Male

    So I’m pretty sure 2 of the yenta psychotherapists in the office down the hall want my cock

    anyone have experience banging psy d’s in hooker boots and tights who go to temple

    one single, one married

    are shrink broads bat shit crazy or crazy good fucks

    godspeed,

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:22 pm everybodyhatesscott

      Walk around with a dollar bill dragging from a string attached to your shoe.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:33 pm Alec Leamas

      Bang the married one first. That way the single one won’t feel any compunction about stealing you from the married one, and may in fact feel like she is doing a “mitzvah.” I think I may be projecting men’s moral reasoning a bit but I think the hamster works that way too when the female lizard brain wants something.

      Also, I think your play is to be the opposite of the nice Jewish boy that one has married and the other one is supposed to end up with. We gentiles don’t quite appreciate the degree of social pressure bordering on outright control is projected on them to keep it in the tribe. There’s going to be a real desire to rebel against those expectations.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 10:49 pm Lucky White Male

        i’ve got a 22 year old Jewess on my rotation right now

        what a fucking cocksucker

        incredible blowjobs

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:53 am The Spirit Within

        They have that reputation. You want the best oral, find the ones who talk the most.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 7:40 am Captain Obvious

      If you’re pro-life, then you have got to deal with how any children would be raised. Allowing your own flesh and blood to be raised in a Phariseeical anti-Christian environment would be a complete betrayal of the last 5000 years of your ancestors’ sacrifice. Having said that, YKWesses expect smart & funny [which shouldn’t be any problem for Chateau denizens] but what they’ll want from Mr Shegetz is masculinity [do you lift weights?] and a sense of danger – stuff like fucking in public places with a very real possibility of getting caught and being written up for a misdemeanor. YKWesses also love novel insights into real life [which again shouldn’t be any problem for Chateau denizens]. As usual: Hold your ground in any and all fights, and don’t let her snide cynical snarky baseline nihillism rub off on you – be a shining example to her of how to lead a better life. Finally, YKWess PUSSY STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN! You’re a man – deal with it.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:02 am Captain Obvious

        Also, be prepared for your love-making technique to be criticized: “Ouch! You’re rubbing my clitoris way too hard. Stop it!” And then of course there’s the YKWess Dick Tease. I always back off and go stone cold radio silence at the first sign of Dick Teasery [I have a zero tolerance policy for that shiznat], but YMMV.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 4:53 am Nathatare

        Only had one YKWess, but can’t agree on the stinking. 🙂

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  20. on February 16, 2015 at 2:13 pm Carlos Danger

    Lefty humor is generally about as funny as cancer.

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  21. on February 16, 2015 at 2:18 pm Abba Okoro

    Wow good read!

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  22. on February 16, 2015 at 2:29 pm Danindc

    The best comedians have a conservative bent (Norm MacDonald, Spade, Colin Quinn, Nick Depaulo, Adam Carolla). They’re also the guys who should be household names and aren’t for some reason….

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:28 pm Karl

      check.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:48 pm fredmertz

      Norm was so funny re the OJ murder when he was on SNL. Best update guy they ever had.He got fired because of that,by that sports asshole whose family later had a plane crash. Norm also has a hysterical bit about “proud parents” of fags.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:13 pm Alec Leamas

        Have you seen the video of Norm sitting in with the panel of Yentas on The View and casually bringing up that Bill Clinton was responsible for murdering a guy, and watching them all in fits of outrage? I haven’t been able to find it.The other appearance on the show can be found in two parts and is very funny as well.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 8:19 pm themanofmystery2

        Funniest shit ever was when he called Michael Jackson a “homosexual pedophile” on weekend update. I fell out of my chair and convulsed

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm Captain Obvious

        > “Bill Clinton was responsible for murdering a guy”

        Which guy was he talking about? Thanks.

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  23. on February 16, 2015 at 2:35 pm Danindc

    Colbert was really funny on Strangers with Candy ( possibly the last in PC show that will ever be made and Seasons 1 and 2 are incredible). He played a closeted English teacher Chuck Noblet. After one effeminate kid quoted Shakespeare “good but next time not so faggy”.

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    • on February 25, 2015 at 11:38 am AudSpgheti

      incredible show. some of the best writing I’ve ever seen.

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  24. on February 16, 2015 at 2:35 pm Bill

    I wonder why John Stewart does not go by his Eskimo name “Leibowitz”.

    Why are these Eskimo’s so scared of people hearing their last names?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 4:12 pm Greg Eliot

      They’re trying to be humble and mask the embarrassment of riches that is Jewish media presence. lzlzozlzozzlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozlozl

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  25. on February 16, 2015 at 2:42 pm Xavier R

    The ykw media echo chamber media has got leibowitz’s back. He’s one of their more manly specimens, that sniveling snark weasel. A dim star shines bright in a dark sky…..

    Wussies, f$gs, hipsters and beta boys, all hail your ironic icon

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  26. on February 16, 2015 at 2:45 pm Don M

    Because “Noticing” is antisemitic

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  27. on February 16, 2015 at 2:47 pm Mork

    The fundamental dynamic that makes Stewart/Colbert funny and Limbaugh’s jokes about Fluke seem offensive is power. Irony and satire are weapons that the powerless use against the powerful. When a powerful person mocks a person without power, it tends to come across as bullying. The political dynamic is that some of the time liberals are standing up against the oligarchy (when they are not sucking on its teat). Conservatives are generally inclined to leave the oligarchy alone – if not to make it stronger.

    Generalizations, generalizations, and yes I know that Stewart and Colbert are hardly powerless themselves …. but this is the dynamic.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 7:37 pm Alec Leamas

      This is easily disproven. “Barack the Magic Negro” provoked the same sort of response at the expense of the man who was in the process of becoming quite literally the most powerful man on the face of the earth.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 2:09 am Mork

        Um, Alec, mocking a person because he is a member of an historically oppressed minority fits EXACTLY into dynamic I wrote about.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 6:50 am Alec Leamas

        The mockery really was aimed not at Obama himself so much as at the liberal whites (you!) who imbued him with magical abilities and virtues that he had simply not demonstrated – you related to him as the stock “Magic Negro” character in film, not as a mere man.

        And even if the whole affair was nothing more than “look at Blacky Black Black Black the Black Kneegrow” the man had eclipsed his status as a half share member of a “historically oppressed minority” by being, you know, one of 100 United States Senators on the face of the Earth.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 6:53 am Harland

      So…working class whites are powerful now? How does that work?

      Stewart is not standing up against the oligarchy, he’s solidly pro-left. He’s widely admired by the mainstream media. How is he an anti-establishment rebel of ANY kind? Didn’t he host the fucking Oscars?

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 8:27 am Mike

      The real question is where is Mindy?

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 9:41 am Canadian Friend

      When a powerful person mocks a person without power, it tends to come across as bullying.

      The leftoids being the establishment, they are now in a position of power, they mock the right constantly.

      That is bullying.

      But of course their bullying doesn’t stop there, examples off the top of my head;

      — they got Firefox CEO fired for having in the past agreed with conservatives.

      That is serious bullying.

      —A rodeo clown was sent to a re-education camp simply for having worn an Obama mask. He also received death treaths.

      That is bullying.

      —They also bullied a university professor who said in response to the Michael Brown protesters ( actually criminal looters ) that ” all lives matter”, they called her a racist, bullied her, and she was forced to apologize for caring about all races instead of caring only about the black race.

      That is bullying beyond anyone’s wildest dreams ( and it is extremely racist, but that is a topic for another day ).

      I could go on all day with such examples.

      The left is the bully now.

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  28. on February 16, 2015 at 2:56 pm Anonymous

    nothing says funny like clapping.

    you know what will be funny? watching comedy central not being able to cancel the nightly show no matter how low rated it becomes because RACIST!

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 3:58 pm Captain Obvious

      NBC’s news ratings plummeted when the quota hire nog hosted for Brian Williams’s forced sabbatical. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2954590/NBC-s-Nightly-News-ratings-dip-double-digits-broadcast-Brian-Williams-removed-title.html

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  29. on February 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm martin

    The whole of human existence can be summed up in a half hour of the best of Benny Hill.

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  30. on February 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm Glengarry

    “Are Liberals Funnier Than Conservatives?”

    Only inadvertently.

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  31. on February 16, 2015 at 3:27 pm armenia4ever

    I would suggest that South Park is an example of “right-wing” comedy that is hilarious. While the show is libertarian, the SJW crowd of the far-left has become so radical, that “right-wing” almost implies that one is a moderate.

    I point to GamerGate figures like Sargon Of Akkad who we would consider to be quite liberal, but because he is a critic of feminism he is accused of being right wing.

    Also, Bill Burr anyone?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 9:44 pm Rick Derris

      Bill Burr is great. Every man should watch his bit on gold-digging whores:

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  32. on February 16, 2015 at 3:33 pm Hymen Mingesky

    Conservative humor is too edgy for the MSM. Jeff Dunham is at just about the boundary of the acceptable.

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  33. on February 16, 2015 at 4:07 pm Dog king

    The only liberal comic to ever make me laugh was louis ck. Now Louis is a real liberal but strangely even the leftoids don’t like him because he is too honest I guess. Louis’ racist jokes always evoke a belly laugh from me because they are usually true.

    The best comics I find are very honest and sit somewhere in the middle: bill burr, patrice o’neal, george carlin , louis ck, et al. Humour in its purest form is unbiased and at someone’s expense. The liberal brand of humour seems to be focused on pushing an agenda and laughter becomes more of a chuckle. Snide and snark would define liberal laughter. It’s depressing really that the left has bastardized humour as a weapon to further an agenda

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  34. on February 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm Mark Edwards

    I like Greg Gutfield, wish he had a wider audience. I dig me some Dennis Miller to, and I did even when he was a “Brain Dead Liberal” as David Mamet called ’em.

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  35. on February 16, 2015 at 4:10 pm PA

    The Jon Leibowitz formula:

    1. “Some guy said X”
    2. “Hey, look what and idiot!”
    3. Leftoids laughing

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  36. on February 16, 2015 at 4:11 pm PA

    For lowbrow anti-narrative humor, nothing beats the early Andrew Dice Clay

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:53 pm fredmertz

      Sam Kinison–the best ever! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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  37. on February 16, 2015 at 4:12 pm George

    Jon Stewart/Leibowitz is funnier if you view him as Colbert’s opposite — mocking the stereotypical knee-jerk Jewish liberal that he appears to be.

    I thought NPR’s Terry Gross was going to give him a BJ in this interview. She asks fawning questions like “In a lot of ways, I think it takes courage to do something that you don’t yet know how to do, and you don’t know if you’re going to be good at it when you’re already the best at what it is that you do.”

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  38. on February 16, 2015 at 4:15 pm askjoe

    I think there’s a thing to consider, comedic capture. The left’s long march through institutions means they move through successful comedy shows too, eh? So, the Daily Show was a little left back in the late-90’s but it was kinda ready and willing to go full leftwing moonbat, especially once bush lied us into war and stole the election and whatever else it is they believe. Same thing with the Simpsons.

    So, take a successful laugh factory, leftoid it, and then run it into the ground on years of good will and coasting on the barking seal choir that is is modern lefties as they yearn for clapper humor they agree with.

    On the other hand, any conservative replacement has to start from scratch and survive the lean days as they find their voice and cull writers who aren’t that good at funny. That uphill battle is also combined with the many lefty hate types that will be pretending to boycott their sponsors and doing the Limbaugh word by word transcript analysis for any heresies.

    Rush, by the way, love him, but he should have never apologized. But he is a beta con after all and he was probably filled with guilt for the slut shaming even before the backlash began.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 7:33 pm Alec Leamas

      Barack the Magic Negro alone was a much more poignant bit of political satire than anything produced by Colbert and Stewart put together, but heretical, so it cannot be considered.

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  39. on February 16, 2015 at 4:17 pm PA

    Surprised that nobody mentioned RamzPaul. He gets mixed reviews among some of us impatient righties but I think he’s brilliant within his constraints. Great delivery, great apparent ad-libbing, hilarious facial expressions.

    Speaking of constraints, leftoids’ freedom will be their undoing In comedy, as their jokes eventually devolve, self-indulgently, into ever-cruder versions of my Leibowitz formula above. And for us constrained Righties, restrictions ferment the highest level of comedy, satire.

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  40. on February 16, 2015 at 4:37 pm ng85

    Have you ever seen Red Eye on Fox News? It’s an actual news show that’s humorous in tone.

    And in my opinion some of the funniest comedians are those who are either right-leaning or anti-PC. Bill Burr and Nick DiPaolo are two great examples. The thing is leftoids’ brains explode if they even hear a “bad word”, no matter the context, so they can’t enjoy any truly edgy material (See the Daniel Tosh rape joke incident).

    As far as left-leaning comedians, the most leftoid example I can think of is Jamie Kilstein. I’m not actually sure if he tells actual jokes, because every bit I hear from him sounds more like lecturing than actual humor. I mean he has a bit about rape culture, for Christ’s sake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFt8N1cf7mc).

    And the above joke is to me why leftoids make ineffective comedians. It’s so easy and safe to just pander to the PC narrative. If you did a “Rape is bad!” or “Women should be paid the same as men!” bit to a place that wasn’t filled with like-minded libtards it’d probably bomb (And let’s face it, you better laugh along lest people there single you out as some kind of evil rape apologist).

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:44 pm Alec Leamas

      Nick Dip and a lot of the regulars on Colin Quinn’s “Tough Crowd” were not leftists and they were very funny. Jim Florentine, Quinn himself, Jim Norton, etc. Towards the end they were pretty much lambasting Comedy Central for holding the Daily Show in such high regard despite middling ratings (I don’t think Tough Crowd tailed by that much at the time but I could be wrong). Norton, DiPaulo and Quinn more or less said that they were getting cancelled and Comedy Central getting accolades because of the relative politics of both shows.

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  41. on February 16, 2015 at 4:43 pm RufustheRed

    Fox had a right leaning faux news program at one time and it was a heck of a lot funnier than Stewart. The “I am the ACLU” commercials were hilarious. Unfortunately, that kind of show, like Stewart, is watched mainly by the young – who also tend to be left leans.
    The king of conservative comedy though is David Zucker – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWBJg_TS-Wo

    Stewart isn’t that popular, but he gets boosting from MSM mentions about his “popularity”.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:37 pm Alec Leamas

      IIRC, Mike Huckabee’s show on Fox had more viewers than Leibowitz’s.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 5:53 pm SFG

      OK, dude, thanks, just clicked on American Carol, enjoying that immensely 😉

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  42. on February 16, 2015 at 4:59 pm Mike Street Station

    Of course liberals dominate comedy. They dominate the media. The number of people who actually watch the Daily Show averaged around 2.5 million. But what really mattered was who was watching. The Weekly Standard determined that the average age of a Daily Show viewer was 41; not exactly the voice of the millennial generation.

    But even without ever turning to the Daily Show to watch it, I always new what Jon Stewart was saying (whether I wanted to or not) because clips of his fake news show were CONSTANTLY being shown on real news shows. Everyone in real news loved the fake news and constantly promoted it.

    Meanwhile, a show like that taking a conservative slant couldn’t get on the air unless it snuck it in like South Park.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 10:27 pm MontyDraxel (@MontyDraxel)

      Its like people don’t understand there is a strong backlash against right leaning or conservative people in hollywood / tv / comedy.

      People that have made it or been washed out are free to speak their feelings. Clint Eastwood, John Voit had great careers (and for Clint still directing hits)- and then you’ve got guys who can’t get work anymore that feel free to open up, like Jon Lovitz and Joe Piscopo.

      I’m certain there are many very famous and popular people who are not whackjob libtards in Hollywood and comedy. They just can’t risk offending the communist jews and gays that own the media. It’d be career suicide.

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  43. on February 16, 2015 at 5:12 pm Tilikum

    The Daily Show gets old pretty quick. Recycled schtick. Booooring.

    Now THIS is the funniest site on the web:

    http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/

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  44. on February 16, 2015 at 5:14 pm Anonymous

    Greg Gutfeld

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  45. on February 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm Darius Dread

    I don’t find leftoids even remotely funny, the good humor comes from our side, Bill Burr is a common example here.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:00 pm AntonChugurhOnMonday

      Oh, Bill Burr who married a negress (!!?!) and has a new special out where he has caved into the entire gamut of progressive victim-identity idologies? F*ck that cowardly traitor.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 8:12 pm ho

        He is rough on women and he WAS rough on the whole “being disgusted vy homos is HUMMERPHOBIA” schtick.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 12:03 pm James Blonde

        AntonChugurhOnMonday
        Oh, Bill Burr who married a negress (!!?!)
        ———————————————————————————

        I had no idea but Im not surprised.

        when black women date white men they turn into kittens and have no problem “playing their position.” White women do it too with black men; some of the horror stories you guys tell about white women sound like science fiction to me.

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  46. on February 16, 2015 at 5:23 pm Darius Dread

    Any average post here on CH has more humor in it than all those Maher and Colbert figures together anyway.

    Right leaning humor is always going to be better since it has more balls, more audacity, left leaning humor falls back in the same old narratives too much, gets really repetitive quickly, but the most repulsive thing about the leftists’ taste in comedy, is their puritan-esque pretentiousness they come across with oh so strongly, even though, these ‘moral crusaders’ don’t give a bum a look as they pass by them outside.

    Yet they are oh so greatly moralistic, and valorous on tv, and in comment sections online, it’s a special kind of repugnant.

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  47. on February 16, 2015 at 5:27 pm Karl

    It’s funny that in this context conservatism really means noticing stuff. Funny in a depressing way.

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  48. on February 16, 2015 at 5:32 pm themanofmystery2

    Uh, have they MET Greg Gutfeld? Guy is on fucking fire 100% of the time.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wpW6hRtoUds

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  49. on February 16, 2015 at 5:35 pm Alec Leamas

    I never found Leibowitz, um, funny. His audience knows who the marks and the brunts of the “joke” are supposed to be before he makes it – he even had to help them along with his facial contortions like push-botton laugh track. I’m fairly certain you could cut away from a white man with a Southern accent reading the phone book to Leibowitz’s facial expressions and like seals they’d “laugh” on cue.

    Hitchens calling out Maher’s and Liebowitz’s game here:

    It’s all knock-knock jokes for people who don’t know they’re really less than middling minds.

    N.B. I’ve just been searching and I can’t find Leibowitz commenting on Hank Johnson’s sincere concern that Guam would flip over and capsize.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:33 pm ho

      HItchens was a filthy cockroach.

      That “Israel should be wiped of a map” was a mistranslation. He didn’t actually say that. Even if he had, it wouldn’t be much of a big deal: wiping Israel off the map wouldn’t require killing it’s people. The Soviet Union was wiped of the map too, as was East Germany. Hitchens deliberately miquotes him because that’s what he and people of his tribe do.

      Irani revolutionaries calling America the Great Satan (as opposed to the Little Satan that was the Soviet Union) isn’t a big deal. Not only have Americans (or their governments at least) ousted a democratically elected leader (Mossadegh) in favor of a widely disliked Shah, they’ve also invaded countries for literally no reason. (Iraq) They’ve called Iran as part of the “Axis of Evil”. They’ve been threatening Iran with a military invasion because….I have no idea. We cannot blame them.

      Iran lying about the nuclear program is also irrelevant. So what if they were to build nuclear weapons? All it would do would be preventing powerful aggressive power from invading on flimsy pretexts. If they were to use those weapons aggressively, they would be punished.

      What a tool.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 7:02 am Harland

        The Little Satan is Israel, not USSR.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 10:15 pm Carlos Danger

      It’s all knock-knock jokes for people who don’t know they’re really less than middling minds.

      CTW.

      Wordsmith intellectuals seem to have issues here. Most can’t do math so they’re reduced to bragging about having read Lacan at age 3. Their measures of intellectual prowess is based on awareness of edgy cultural icons.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 10:51 pm Canadian Friend

      If I was an alien from another planet and was watching that video I would think the audience is Iranian; they did not boo anything said about Iran no matter how crazy or violent, but they booed instantly anything said about the USA and its President.

      And liberals wonder why we call them traitors…

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:59 pm ho

        That’s because there is approximately zero reason to give a shit about Iran, if you’re an American. That cannot be said about the man affectionately termed “the smiling chimp”.

        Out of curiosity, do you even know what “violent” means? Iran, since the revolution, hasn’t been involved in a SINGLE war of aggression. I cannot say the same about shabbos goy Bush, the lesser.

        In fact haven’t western governments supported Saddam Hussein against Iran, in a war he started? Haven’t they prevented a condemnation of him by the UN when he used chemical weapons against Iranians who were defending themselves?

        Bitching about how “violent” Iran is, is pretty stupid given the glass house you’re in.

        And about crazy: at least the Mullahs don’t think that you can raise blacks’ academic performance by throwing dollars at them.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 10:13 am Canadian Friend

        Iran’s leaders and crowds of Iranian chanting ” Death to Israel, Death to USA” is pretty violent. And is a fairly common thing in Iran.

        Bill Maher’s audience has no problem with violent people who want them dead. Yet they boo their own nation and leader.

        Thus whatever shit you said, my point still stands. And my point was not about Iran, it was about Bill Maher’s audience and how fucked up they are.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:04 pm ho

        I don’t think words can be considered violent.

        Listen man: no matter why you say, Iran is not a threat to the USA. they lack the ability and the inclination to attack America. The same might not be true for Israel. But the audience wasn’t Israeli, so it’s moot.

        Bush was the POTUS at the time and dragged his country into a war that was utterly indefensible. Do you really not understand why the audience might be indifferent about a country like Iran?

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  50. on February 16, 2015 at 5:45 pm Are Liberals Funnier Than Conservatives? | Reaction Times

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  51. on February 16, 2015 at 5:52 pm Mr Meaner

    Would Americans really class Bill Burr as a conservative?

    Interestingly, there’s still a few “liberal” comedians who are on the red-pill train. Larry David and Bill Maher spring to mind.

    Libtards can be quite amenable to red-pill truths if they believe the person spouting them is on “their side.”

    In Australia, we have a politician from the conservative party called Malcolm Turnbull, who leftoids absolutely love. He’s a really good case study into how to be a conservative politician and still appeal to the status-whoring SWPL that dominates the west now.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 9:18 pm Eric

      A lot of the hardcore progressives (feminists and Islamophiles particularly) despise Maher.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:48 pm Alec Leamas

        Well, in fairness he is despicable. Broken clock, twice a day.

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  52. on February 16, 2015 at 5:54 pm Jack

    Speaking of Serial, Let Château should really examine the story through the prism of dark knowledge. In brief, it’s a multicultural mess, with a dead Asian-but-white girl, a convicted Muslim-American ladies man exboyfriend with theorized murderous oneitis, and a lying, shifty, wholly unbelievable black “youth” loser accomplice who copped a ridiculous plea with a mendacious prosecutor to serve no jail time for covering up the murder of a teenager.

    Oh, it’s also got a publicity-hounding, shrieking spinster defense attorney whose very offputting demeanor helped convict her client. All this set against the backdrop of crime, drug, and corpse-ridden Baltimore county in the heady days of 1999 when cell phones were new to the masses and not yet primarily conduits for attention whoring.

    Either the protagonist of the story is guilty as charged (and convicted) for exhibiting a dark-triad-cum-beta-fatalism so strong that he can choke out his cheating hypergamous gf (she upgraded to an older white guy) on a whim and then years later charm a tingling NPR reporter into mostly believing he’s an innocent man, or he got railroaded by an admitted criminal working for a corrupt jsystem designed to manufacture convictions when investigating gets hard.

    Give it a listen. I think a strong dose of the red pill can inform a compelling hypothesis about what really happened.

    [CH: i did. my bet is that the black dude and the muslim both got in on the yellow fever, and were accomplices in the murder. jay sold his homey down the river. oh, and the female narrator has a clit boner for anand. am i close?

    competing theory: jay wanted haymoonface for himself, and got real pissed with anand for “stealing” his woman.]

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:56 pm Jack

      Clit-boner was definitely there, but I’m unconvinced that the story the prosecution presented has any bearing on reality, given their shoddy work, junk cell data, and Adnan’s diabetic warpig of an attorney failing to discredit a lying and self-serving witness in Jay simply because of her grating, unfeminine inflection and aggression.

      I’m not buying the beta one-itis on this one because that kind of beta psyche-shattering usually manifests in unambiguous emotionally-unhinged ways that end in murder-suicide, not carefully executed premeditated murder. But if it did, why wouldn’t the kid nut up and dispose of the body and car himself rather than seeking out the useless help of a stoner shithead in Jay?

      “Hey man, you gotta help me, I just murdered my ex and her body’s in my trunk, check it out. You’ll help me out of the kindness of your thug heart and swear secrecy for life, right?”

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 11:00 pm Danindc

        The detectives that worked the case both declined to be interviewed by Koenig – they both stated however that Adnan is 100% guilty without a doubt. Don’t fall for the progressive bullshit. He’s s crazy muzzie and he killed a girl that shamed him.

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    • on February 18, 2015 at 10:56 pm Danindc

      No no and no. I followed the trial at the time. Anand did it in a fury of muslim rage. Happens 29x a day in Pakistan. Nothing to see here except Koenig did get taken by his big brown eyes.

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  53. on February 16, 2015 at 5:58 pm AntonChugurhOnMonday

    I hate seeing Bill Maher compared to those libtarded effete f*cks Colbert and Stewart-Leibowitz. Maher has some nominally liberal views, sure, because all complex people have a range of beliefs.

    But Maher has repeatedly
    1) demolished feminism and
    2) demolished Islam and the liberal sheep who coddle them and
    3) time and again called for a return to traditional-values America.

    In other words, he has repeatedly promoted 3 major beliefs that would make Stewart-Leibowitz and Colbert pee in their panties and look desperately to their pant-wearing wives for reassurance.

    Oh yeah–Maher is a life-long plate-spinner and Red Pill as fuck about women. Compared to the happily married, sensitive-male other 2.

    Stop it grouping them together! They are not the same stuff!

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:19 pm The Spirit Within

      Yep. A lot of the hindbrained commenters here conveniently overlook Maher’s complexity. You can’t pin him down.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 7:24 pm Karl

        I don’t know about all this. But seeing Maher getting worked up about something besides black pussy has been my favotire function of the recent islamoterror.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:14 pm Canadian Friend

        It is you the void within who fails to see that Maher always follows jokes at the expense of women or Islam by many more jokes at the expense conservatives.

        Which is why we are saying that Maher is not a conservative.

        I understand this may be too complex for you.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:37 pm Cortesar

      Could you point to a single place where he calls for return of traditional American values.
      Do you consider Christianity to be a traditional American value?
      Or perhaps you consider fighting the wars for Israel is a traditional American value?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:43 pm ho

      “demolished Islam”

      *snort*

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 11:09 pm Canadian Friend

      But Maher has repeatedly
      1) demolished feminism and
      2) demolished Islam and the liberal sheep who coddle them and
      3) time and again called for a return to traditional-values America.

      But right after that he always adds anti-male and anti-conservative jokes which pretty much cancel out what he said before.

      Someone posted a Bill Maher stand up video above, and what a coincidence, that is exactly what happens; a few anti feminists jokes are quickly followed by many anti-male and anti-conservative jokes.

      He may not be 100% liberal but he is certainly not conservative.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:13 am Greg Eliot

        He’s an especially smarmy member of an especially smarmy tribe… and both his overrated humor and intellect are touted in the usual fashion by the usual suspects.

        Meh… next.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:47 am The Spirit Within

        Exactly, Canadian Friend. You can’t pin down, Maher. He’s an EOS (equal opportunity satirist).

        He’s *complex*.

        Does complexity hurt your widdle bwain? Does it scare you? Show me where on the doll the bad complexity touched you.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 10:10 am Greg Eliot

        I rest my case…

        A case, by the way YidWithin, you should at least try to NOT make for your opponent in so celeritous a manner.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 7:10 am Harland

      He’s just engaging in rank hypocrisy. That’s the privilege that high-ranking liberal elite media enjoy. The enjoyment of shitting all over ordinary Americans more than makes up for the mild cognitive dissonance.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 10:07 am Mike

      All these Jewish comedians and media people hate white gentiles. That’s the elephant in the room.

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    • on February 18, 2015 at 12:52 pm Hymen Mingesky

      Maher isn’t complex at all really. He is just an atheist that doesn’t like cultish religions, no matter their forms (be it Islam or womyn). He is a lib, but not a shitlib. Nothing complicated about that.

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  54. on February 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm jdgalt

    The conservative Daily Show is called NewsBusted. Search for it on YouTube.

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  55. on February 16, 2015 at 6:09 pm martin

    As an Englishman I would like to say, with reference to American comedy, that you have my deepest sympathy.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:22 pm The Spirit Within

      And you have our sympathy for Birds of a Feather.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 9:02 pm Alec Leamas

      I believe Yes Minister and Yes Prime Minister were popular and fairly effective political satire with a rightward bent as providing a window into government bureaucracy existing for its own comfort and perpetuation; I do not, however, expect that Mr. Morrison is the caliber of man who would be familiar with either series.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 11:27 pm Rum

      Well Martin, The most paradigmatically perfect example of an American Comedian who as has ever yet lived was Bob Hope. He worked over here with great success and acclaim for about 90 years.
      Not bad for a SE London boy with a Welsh mother.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 4:14 am Greg Eliot

      Droll… now how much for the albatross?

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  56. on February 16, 2015 at 6:10 pm Cubano Blanco

    Anyone else notice the absolutely factually incorrect, smug and disingenuous comments these Liberals make as well? I’m not talking about the simple insinuations, or even humor present in a half truth, but a guy like John Oliver who was mentioning something or another about bad behavior in the USA (I forget the actual topic) he goes on to mention in passing about the US’s encampment and horrible treatment of the Japanese stateside population during WWII. I turned the channel but it was a statement made which had nothing at all to do with the segment, and was simply used as a half fact , cheap shot to leave in people’s minds. Just another kick to the “traditional” US that he so hates, but no doubt lives in and makes money from.

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  57. on February 16, 2015 at 6:20 pm Alec Leamas

    Michael Savage was very good at political satire and humor pointed leftward. I’ll never forget watching his call in show on MSNBC well over a decade ago. Some obviously gay man calls his show and gives him a hard time, and Savage fires right back and tells the sodomite “why don’t you catch AIDS and die?” It got him fired but was great TV.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 6:23 pm The Spirit Within

      Ah yes. A man known for his nimble wit, clever tongue, and general lightness of touch. That was a true master class in comedy, Alec.

      /eyroll

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 6:51 pm Alec Leamas

        You had me with the “/eyroll [sic].”

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:23 pm Canadian Friend

        clever tongue…lightness of touch

        isn’t that what you and your sodomite friends like ?

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 10:22 pm Carlos Danger

      Michael Savage is great. He pushes the envelope pretty far for controlled opposition.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:52 pm ho

        Seemed more like a retard from the bit I heard from him.

        “I DON’T WANT TO PUT MY DAUGHTER IN A BURKAH!!!1!”

        Ok.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:48 am The Spirit Within

        ho, Savage himself was a closeted fag. Well-known. The hatred he shows gays is projected self-hatred.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 10:51 am Carlos Danger

        I googled it. The only article to make that claim was from a blog called Jumping in Pools. Methinks thou art mit sh*t full.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 2:47 pm The Spirit Within

        He spent a lot of time with Allen Ginsberg during his hippie youth. They were rumored to be lovers; there are rumored naked photos during a vacation in Fiji, but that’s just hearsay. However, there is, shall we say, intimate correspondence between them that still exist. He earned a Ph.D. in herbal nutrition from that ironclad bastion of conservatism, UC Berkeley. lol

        Let’s put this in words that you guys understand. Arch-conservative Michael Weiner is a self-hating Jewish fag.

        And his radio persona is nothing more than an act, a character. He’s now been lost in that character for several decades. I’m not sure he knows what he really believes anymore.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:19 pm Greg Eliot

        I’m sure Savage is the corner case of allowed opposition, merely because, if nothing else, he trumpets the Israel First horn loud and clear… plus he’s obviously one of the tribe, so always under suspicion for his bluster.

        But leave it to StraponWithin to try and give rumours legs in re “homophopic is closet fag himself” Cathedralism.

        Dumbass.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 5:48 pm The Spirit Within

        I’m aware that the “gay-basher is secretly gay” thing is trite, Greg Eliot …

        …but it’s trite because it HAPPENS SO DAMN MUCH.

        Steve Wiles
        Caleb Hesse
        George Rekers
        Pastor Eddie Long
        Troy King
        Richard Curtis
        Ted Haggard
        Glenn Murphy Jr
        David Dreier
        Bruce Barclay
        Roy Ashburn
        Larry Craig
        Ed Schrock
        Robert Tex Allen
        Mark Foley
        Philip Hinkle

        Sad fact of human psychology. Not my fault. Neither is the fact that most of these cases tend to be on the conservative side of things. Liberals have their own special psychological problems too.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:07 pm ho

        For every homodisdainer that is or was on the down low, there are probably 100.000 that have never engaged in such matters.

        You also ignore the possibility that he did it, became disgusted and stopped.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 1:51 am Carlos Danger

        So what does that say about bath house Barry?

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 5:47 am Greg Eliot

        So what StraponWIthin is admitting is that he’s willing to engage in the stereotypes that suit his frame of reference, but us “haters” don’t get the same consideration. lzlzozlzozlzozlzolzolzolzol

        And even then, he’ll only mention the “conservative” side of miscreation. (((smh)))

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 5:50 am Greg Eliot

        I’ll also mention that I find it curious that someone can produce such a litany of names on a moment’s notice…

        … names that I don’t believe I can recognize any one of which… then again, I’m long ago eschewed “current events”, especially in the political realm.

        Still, WTF? Are you keeping tabs? lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlozlozl

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      • on February 19, 2015 at 9:37 pm Canadian Friend

        The strapon within collects names of gay bashing conservatives who turned out to be gay with more fervor than I collect pictures of women with perfect boobs.

        Need I say more?

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  58. on February 16, 2015 at 6:49 pm Joe Pesci

    Funny how?

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  59. on February 16, 2015 at 7:42 pm themanofmystery2

    Leftoid is funny, as is Leftard

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  60. on February 16, 2015 at 7:43 pm James Blonde

    Conservatives, The Right, Fascists… are not as funny as the left because they purged themselves of the most artistic and creative class: homosexuals and sensitive, “particular” men.

    This has resulted in their worship of all things vulgar and crude such as the negro.

    If you dress and speak well and you are white, you’re a fag; and if you are black, you’re acting white.

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 7:50 pm Alec Leamas

      If only we had an Ellen Degeneres . . .

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:48 pm Rum

        Alec
        Stop right there… and explain… why E. Degeneres is not here.!!!!!!!!!
        I mean, I can pay my own bills, like, for hi speed access system that works.
        You seem to be asserting that
        1. In real life. E. Degeneras cannot afford any ihigh speed nternet hook up.
        2. Ellan DEgeneras is

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 8:17 pm Cortesar

      The new world begins with the new art, if a new world is ever to be created, its vision must be created first
      That vision well shape new man capable of burning the old one to the ground
      with scorn on his face and sword in his hand
      Art is the blueprint of history and the birth place of new ideas, the true art that is, not its degenerate and deplorable imitation of nowadays

      Till than enjoy Faux News

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:50 am Siberian Subway Masturbator

        Yes “THE SWORD”-how could twits this pompous and deluded ever be funny, except unintentionally, like this guy Cortesar, , booming stentoriously in his 8-foot ceilinged apartment about THE SWORD ?! With his weenie and wireless USB Microsoft keyboard. SWORD!! SWORD!! SWORD!! SWORD!! llolllzlzlzl

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:36 am PA

        SSM doesn’t have the intelligence or strong personality to be effective with the GBFM’sque spazz-style.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 5:48 pm Cortesar

        Subway wanker comes with an old worn out cliche expending it further with a Microsoft wireless keyboard
        Asshole you do not know anything about me although I wish I knew you just to smash your ugly face to the point your mother could not recognize you
        Than I would like to hear again about Microsoft wireless keyboard
        As for sword in the beginning it is always a word but it becomes a sword much sooner the assholes of your kind could anticipate. Just add a S
        (S)WORD

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 11:24 pm Canadian Friend

      Conservatives, The Right, Fascists

      one thing is not like the others…

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  61. on February 16, 2015 at 8:40 pm Racer-X

    They say that rape jokes aren’t funny.

    But you have to admit, a Bill Cosby rape would probably be fucking hilarious.

    “It puts da Jellow Pudding pop in da hole, or else it gets da rooofeee-hoze. Zippity zoop-bop, frazzle-snazzle, d’awwww…”

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 10:11 am Mike

      I always think about wouldn’t it be funny if he was caught putting roofies in jello pudding he offers the ladies.

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  62. on February 16, 2015 at 9:32 pm Southern Man

    Anecdotal evidence: in a recent FB thread about the funniest SNL skits of all time, the people I knew to be conservative were citing routines like “more cowbell” and “hamburger hamburger hamburger” while the known liberals chose personal attack skits like the Palin rap. Funnier, or just different?

    [CH: interesting observation. it confirms my impression that leftoids are rather hateful shits and prefer humor that serves as strong markers of liberal group membership.]

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    • on February 16, 2015 at 10:17 pm Carlos Danger

      SNL is funny maybe 10% of the time. They define lame humor.

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      • on February 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm Alec Leamas

        Very few laughs since the Piscopo and Murphy tandem. Together as Sinatra and Wonder singing “Ebony and Ivory” still gets me to this very day. So does “Black Like Me” which is Murphy in white makeup and which actually pokes a good deal of fun at black beliefs about a racial conspiracy out to disadvantage them.

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  63. on February 16, 2015 at 9:37 pm Lichthof

    I always thought jon Stewart wad a fake a plant. Stewart is not his real name of course. He railed against wall street for years yet his brother is a wall street cfo. then when a genuine people’s movement against the bankers happens people actually getting off their arses and doing something Stewart and his crummy sidekick John Oliver totally make fun of it and sedate other leftists and anybody else from joining it. Both the right and the left, both parties are all controlled by the same.

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  64. on February 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm Carlos Danger

    Smart people don’t watch TV.

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  65. on February 16, 2015 at 11:21 pm Carlos Danger

    Jim Goad of Takimag is funny as hell. He is right up there with our dear Sponsor in terms of wit and pithy descriptions.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 6:58 am Alec Leamas

      Goad is a human honey badger.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 1:35 am Carlos Danger

        What is a honey badger?

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  66. on February 16, 2015 at 11:26 pm Anonymous

    Dennis Miller. Cutting humor on lefties. No surprise he wasn’t invited to SNL 40th.

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    • on February 18, 2015 at 10:08 am mendozatorres

      +1. Always listen to his radio show while at work.

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  67. on February 17, 2015 at 12:31 am Libertardian

    So a “journalist” employed by a mainstream rag writes an “article” fellating other “journalists” featured in mainstream boob tube Matrix feeds. Meanwhile, non-retards get their news from blogs.

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  68. on February 17, 2015 at 1:41 am Glittertind

    Indeed, liberals love ambiguity because they know any strict moral judgement will fall squarely on their own asses. This reminds of me George R.R. Martin (a liberal and a feminist) and his books. Everything is grey, there is no good or evil, the person capable of the worst crime is also capable of the most heroic deed. Anyone can do anything. And people love it. I think the adaption is a good one, but given the source material and its message, I find it disturbing that the show is so popular. It’s a symptom of something greater, it’s a sign of the corruption of western values. I have heard that whenever someone tells you that there is no good or evil, you should be wary, for the only person who will say something like that and mean it, is evil himself.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 2:40 am puFblicE hAngingRs

      “The supposed leftoid love for uncertainty and ambiguity is just as accurately expressed as a leftoid fear of judgment”

      I already told you about understanding the nuance of an R-value, which demonstrates higher thinking that you lack (as opposed to black-and-white interpretations). And I just judged you above: see that, your black-and-white can’t comprehend how I can tell you that you write like an ovulating woman.

      But then I wouldn’t expect you to get this, because “it’s complicated”

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 3:15 am Glittertind

        Is that an attempt at saying you’re smarter than everyone here?

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 7:15 am Alec Leamas

        It must be terribly interesting, being so intelligent and so comfortable with complexity and ambiguity. Why, if there’s more than one route to work you must spend a tremendous amount of time at home debating the relative merits of both, and then never getting there because “it’s complicated.”

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:29 pm Greg Eliot

        lzlzizlzlzizlzozlzozlozlozlozl

        Point to Alec. Well-played, sir.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 1:02 pm Hymen Mingesky

        Yeah, it’s all relative man, and other deep thoughts. I only order my pizzas deep.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 4:20 am Greg Eliot

      Excellent point… it’s the old Pontius Pilate’s opine: “What is truth?”

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 7:17 am Arbiter

      This reminds of me George R.R. Martin (a liberal and a feminist) and his books. Everything is grey, there is no good or evil, the person capable of the worst crime is also capable of the most heroic deed. Anyone can do anything.

      Everything is grey in George R.R. Martin’s books … except the evil House Lannister is full of blond people. They are the main enemies who ruin the land. The former king, who was a mad tyrant who tortured his victims to death, was very light blond, and he was overthrown and replaced by a nobleman with black hair. That new king is murdered by his blonde wife Cersei Lannister and her blond relative, who give him a wine before a boar hunt that turns him incapable of defending himself against the boar.

      The only good Lannister is – the dwarf. Handicapped, therefore good.

      The Others up in the north all have white skin, white hair, and blue eyes. In the TV series they are called the White Walkers to drive the point home. Albinos are usually shown as evil in TV shows so that people will associate whiteness with evil.

      As for the Starks, the main family, Sansa is blonde and therefore vain and bad. She betrays her dark-haired sister Aria by lying on her Lannister husband-to-be’s behalf so that a boy commoner is whipped for allegedly attacking the Lannister. And caught up in that, Aria’s beloved wolf pet is to be killed, and only survives by running away. The evil blonde girl killing the dark-haired girl’s pet, how much clearer can you get?

      Jaime Lannister, blond, also tries to kill one of the little Stark boys (younger in the books than in the TV show) after he sees Jaime and his sister Cersei having incestuous coitus, betraying Cersei’s black-haired husband the king. Evil and inhuman, those blond people.

      Sansa’s betrothed, Joffrey Lannister, is evil of immense proportions. So evil that it is hard for his mother and grandfather to control his murderous, cruel side. He is built up to be a monster for all readers/viewers to hate immensely. And of course he is blond.

      The blonde Daenerys, daughter of the fallen (mad, evil, blond) king, has a mad, evil, blond brother, Viserys, who is killed by non-Whites, for the readers to cheer. Dany herself marries the leader of the Mongol stand-ins, so we know she is good. She keeps loving this non-White even after his death, and keeps caring for non-White slaves – only that turns a blond person good. The black-haired Mongols are bad, you might say, but they are so in an honest way, raiders as they always have been, with far more honor than Dany’s evil brother when he travels with them.

      The Ironborn, stand-ins for Vikings, attack the Starks, the main family, when they are weak from war and their home is unprotected. They are enemies that the readers must wish to see defeated. Though they are not altogether evil, it is clear that the British Medieval world is the good land and the Vikings are “others”, enemies.

      But, you say, there are bad dark-haired people too? The propaganda is in the conflict. Over and over you see beautiful blond people evilly attacking dark-haired people. Any blond person who is shown to like his or her looks as compared to others – Sansa, Cersei, Viserys, Jaime – is vain and bad therefore. They can only gain some humanity by being broken and learning humility, as is the case with Sansa and Jaime. Just as is the case with Dany, the lesson is: siding with light is bad, siding with dark is good. The reader can say with certainty that any new character who would be blond and like having blond hair would be evil. Just like any character who would compare his Whiteness favorably to the non-Whites would be evil.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 2:25 pm DdR

        I’ve read and loved the first three books and never put this together. Holy crap, you’re right! CofM.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:08 pm depressed_danny

        GoT being anti-white propaganda isn’t exactly startling for those who actually pay attention.

        Every religious white character is evil or a wimp, no matter what their religion – and the ‘one god’ is clearly an evil being.

        The most ‘honorable’ character portrayed is a bisexual brown person who butt plugs white boys and is adored by white women. White people betray each other constantly and murder and rape each other, while the darker skinned people are all good friends or at worst, morally dubious with no actual betrayals thus far. Name any truly good white people on this show, with only minor flaws. You can’t; even the supposedly noble family has men who break their oaths which doom their lands and their people, or they sleep around on their wives having bastard children.

        Homosexual characters abound, almost all exclusively white or, if they are ethnic, they are the ones doing all the pitching. No one comments on this except for the passing bigoted remark just to show what an evil person they are. Never mind that homosexuality has always been viewed with disgust and rightly associated with the mentally ill.

        Interracial relationships between dark skinned men and white women abound, with absolutely zero comment or disgust from the white men around them, implying IR relationships are accepted and normal in this universe or that the white men are such faggots that they can’t call a mudshark a mudshark to her face. I thought this was a fantasy medieval land, not America in 2015!

        Although you can’t blame GoT on that last one. If you pay attention to all forms of media [commercials, movies, etc] you can see that there is a pervasive brain washing effort to coerce white women into sleeping with darkies with no reciprocal propaganda aimed at white men to date darkies, since men are not as susceptible to cultural reprogramming as women are. At the gym the other day, I caught a commercial playing out of the corner of my eye on the televisions for some new browser called hubbub or hubdub. Maybe some of you have it already. It shows various people laying on their backs looking up at the camera, talking about what they want out of their browser. Cue showing the only official couple in the commercial, a cute white woman [the cutest looking one in the whole commercial] holding some darkies hand, implying she’s mudsharking, before it cuts to the best looking white guy laying on a press bench while a shirtless white guy with ripped abs is doing sit ups right by him, implying that the white guy was a homo or at best just too damn busy with the gym and his vanity to go pick up the cute white girls who can find everything they really want any ways with a gentle caring negroid.

        I got bad news for any CH reader here who liked Game of thrones. It’s a pozzed series. It’s anti-white anti-man propaganda, and if you liked it in any degree you’ve been pozzed too. All modern media is a brain washing machine with two purposes – demonize the white man and get the white woman wrecking her genes by mudsharking with darkies. I see a lot of WWP around these parts memeing stop white genocide before they go on about how much they love the latest Goy produced piece of propaganda or how awesome darkie number 99 was running around that chunk of rubber last night, hero worshipping a vibrant who raped white women in college and who continues to mud up their daughters genes up at da club while their daddies sit at home watching game of thrones or the game.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 7:32 pm ho

        While you do have a point with the Lannisters, I think the way you are putting it makes it seem more numerous than it actually is.

        Instead of mentioning every single member of House Lannister individually and comparing them to the Starks, why not just say that the Lannisters are considered devious and amoral as a whole and that the Machiavellian family is portrayed as blond?

        It doesn’t necessarily make a difference, but rhetorically speaking, you are way too feverish and do the written equivalent of a cat making itself look bigger.

        Furthermore, do you really think GRRM thought “Heh, heh, here I make Germanics look like shit”? He wanted to have two houses contrast and gave them different haircolors. That the blond house is considered more evil is probably a result of decade long YKW propaganda trickling down to his subconscious.

        Not to mention, the Starks and the Northmen represent your beloved pagan Norse, while the Southern Westerosi represent “civilized” (i.e. Christian) Europe.

        At the end of the day, the Starks are white as FUCK. The people in Essos are shown as decadent AND barbarous (Slaver cities, Dothraki, Qarth, with the vibrant who gets buried for being dishonest).

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 8:37 pm Rum

        You could shorten this to Neanderthal – the surviving genes there-from.
        Science has learned fairly precisely what Neanderthals looked like. (Hint-blond & blue)
        The guys: A shorter version of me.
        The Girls: Barbara Streisand before she gave up.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 7:36 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

        Can you stop talking out of your ass? It’s clear you haven’t even read the books from your comment if you think Tyrion is ‘good’. He is certainly not above petty cruelty, extracting revenge and so on. One of the reasons why I watch this series is exactly because it’s slightly nihilistic when it comes to morality. There are no good or bad guys, just guys fighting for power. You must have some plebeian view of morality to think Cersei is evil because she’s manipulative, much like the Ironborn are evil because they attacked in a moment of weakness. This is how great generals and kings fight. Sure, you can sit on your pampered ass and imagine some fair fighting, but if you would have been a subject of the Ironborn, you would have praised the great leadership of your lord(fyi, this is how Charles Martel conducted war and I see plenty of people liking him).

        To me, it’s just amusing how many things you have in common with leftists:
        1)you have the same view as them: taking advantage of the weak is bad, bad, bad
        2)you try to force this paranoid narrative everywhere(e.g. you think whites are demonized while the left is filled with dumb whores who go to Haiti to protest against the negative portrayal of blacks and the like). Your rationale is about as convoluted.
        3)you must have a good vs evil idiocy forced into a plot even when it’s not there.
        The list goes on. Drop the stupid sentimentalism and moral fetishism.

        “The most ‘honorable’ character portrayed is a bisexual brown person who butt plugs white boys and is adored by white women.”
        Sure, we can pretend Eddard Stark didn’t exist. You people deserve to be locked in the same mental asylum as the SJWs because you present the same derangement, just the ideological content is different.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 9:55 am James Blonde

        ho
        you are way too feverish and do the written equivalent of a cat making itself look bigger.
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        LOL

        theres a lot of that going on these days; but they may be on to something. In the film Dresden Teil, there are two sisters and the blond one plays the unsympathetic, cold, passionless Nazi bitch; while the dark haired daughter plays the complex, feminine, cerebral, “good” German girl with high moral character, integrity…

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      • on February 21, 2015 at 10:11 am Arbiter

        While you do have a point with the Lannisters, I think the way you are putting it makes it seem more numerous than it actually is.

        Instead of mentioning every single member of House Lannister individually and comparing them to the Starks, why not just say that the Lannisters are considered devious and amoral as a whole and that the Machiavellian family is portrayed as blond?

        It doesn’t necessarily make a difference, but rhetorically speaking, you are way too feverish and do the written equivalent of a cat making itself look bigger.

        Bullshit from the Muslim. I didn’t mention every single member of House Lannister, first of all, so stop lying. I mention several of them because they are main characters and when I want to state a case, I show why. They are not just a group, they are all important as individuals.

        Of course you would prefer I don’t show the proof, wouldn’t you?

        You lie by focusing only on the Lannisters, which I don’t do in the post. I also mention, for example, that Sansa, the blonde Stark child, is the worst of them. The best of Ned Stark’s children at the end of the current novels is Jon, who has black hair. I also mention the Targaryens, which you conveniently overlook, and the Ironborn Vikings. You are anti-White, so no surprise there.

        Not to mention, the Starks and the Northmen represent your beloved pagan Norse, while the Southern Westerosi represent “civilized” (i.e. Christian) Europe.

        “your beloved” a sneering comment showing the anti-White hatred in “ho”, under the surface, which he doesn’t dare state outright.

        First, so what if they would represent northern Europe? Did I say that every single White or Nordic-looking character would be evil? No, but nice try. Second, the Starks are far more like Britain. No one can look at the well-known British Sean Bean as the father Ned Stark and think that he would be Nordic, the thought is ridiculous. The kids in the TV show don’t look the least bit Nordic, British-looking to the core.

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      • on February 21, 2015 at 10:30 am Arbiter

        Poor Pyjama Wearing Ninja. Someone criticized his beloved books! To the rescue! The usual rule for this kind: “But I LIKE it!” So all propaganda must be ignored. Even when the evil ones are blond, and this pattern is so obvious that it is impossible to ignore – Pyjama must refuse to see it because he LIKED the books. So there.

        Can you stop talking out of your ass? It’s clear you haven’t even read the books from your comment if you think Tyrion is ‘good’.

        Can you stop talking out of your ass? How dumb do you have to be if you think I haven’t read the novels after the specific comments I make? I read A Song of Ice and Fire before you turned on your teevee and discovered the series under a different name.

        You’re acting like a kid incapable of handling nuances. “Tyrion does bad things, so he is not a good character!” He is a PROTAGONIST. Look it up. He does some bad things but overall tries to handle the capital when he is the king’s Hand, and he does that very well, while everyone still is looking down on him and blaming him for various ills. He is someone who will surely have a good end, finding peace somewhere. He was treated badly his whole life because of being a midged, and has a bitter side because of it – but if you think he would be a Bad character, that says more about you than the books.

        There are no good or bad guys

        Incapable of seeing propaganda, how childish.

        You try to use Tyrion to push a “they all have good and bad sides” theory – that’s the typical amateur entertainment consumer talking. You can only understand propaganda when it is completely black and white. The slightest nuance and you believe there is no propaganda. It’s like looking at some good Blacks – and there are such – and saying “See? There are good and bad people in all races! So immigration is no problem!”

        You must have some plebeian view of morality to think Cersei is evil because she’s manipulative

        That’s funny. Cersei is a schemer who murders the king, her husband, and brings on the civil war. She is the reason why Ned Stark is arrested and murdered, because he tried to uncover her crimes. She goes on and on and on – and she is propping up her completely evil son Joffrey (what a coincidence that you forget about him!). She is bad to the core. Finally even her brother Jaime improves after losing his hand, and abandons his rotten sister.

        Sure, you can sit on your pampered ass and imagine some fair fighting

        Stop being an idiot, pyjama. Did I say it isn’t a good tactic attacking when the enemy is weak? No. But to the READERS this looks bad. The Starks fight nobly and are good, bad characters attack the weak. Understand? This is about how the readers will perceive them. Not about your pompous lecturing about military basics that are obvious to all. Hopefully now you have learned a bit about propaganda in modern times.

        To me, it’s just amusing how many things you have in common with leftists:
        1)you have the same view as them: taking advantage of the weak is bad, bad, bad

        Did you have a bad day, Pyjama? I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. You work yourself up here over things that you imagine. Again, I’m not saying it’s a bad tactic to attack the enemy in a moment of weakness. I am saying that is what bad characters do to show that they are bad characters. Because that is how they then look to almost any reader.

        you try to force this paranoid narrative everywhere(e.g. you think whites are demonized while the left is filled with dumb whores who go to Haiti to protest against the negative portrayal of blacks and the like)

        Uh, what? That doesn’t even make sense in the context. And yeah – Whites are certainly demonized in the media. Cue “but the main character is always White!”

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 11:10 am Canadian Friend

      Unless one is doing or intends on doing bad things, why else would he try to convince everyone that there is no wrong or right?

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:27 pm Greg Eliot

        Comment… Of… The… Month.

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  69. on February 17, 2015 at 3:09 am Bendy

    No, but they are more likely to lie and steal, despite thinking that their political beliefs make them good people.

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  70. on February 17, 2015 at 4:16 am Ripp

    Dennis Leary. No cure for cancer ’93. The bits on smoking, drugs in the 70s, beating his kids…the whole show…god damn f*cking funny.

    Tosh.0 is great also w pushing the ball on racist jokes.

    Jim jeffires: best stand up shows I’ve seen in a while. Red pill bits for sure.

    South Park does do one thing consistently that is rarely seen: make fun of Jews. But its not intelligent anti PC humor. Mostly just dradle humor and PC approved light banter.

    Just recently saw Tom Papa. Definetly a liberal leaning dude. However his show was PG13. He rarely cursed. And his bits were mostly about trivial human nuances. Place was sold out and people were in tears laughing. I don’t recall any political type bits.

    One aspect not mentioned here is many of the comedians mentioned in comments aren’t exclusive to political satire and humor like Leibowitz. Some dabble in it, and lean left. However some are great comedians for their non politically related routines that aren’t necessarily meant to provoke sociopolitical discussions for a blog; but mereley entertain at a relaxed level of leisure.

    That being said, in the domain of political humor true conservatives are hacked at the knees. Just like true conservative journalism. Issue is one in the same really: no discussing facts, truth, regarding race, religion, women, history.

    Lastly if there is one comedian I truly hate, its that dumb wet back George Lopez. White racist spic liberal propaganda spittn’ beaner. Total hypocrite. Tries so hard to conceal his obsession with whites and his self loathing for being a dumb Mexican.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 3:39 pm burke

      jim jeffries’ show was (i thought) really funny, and obviously he was aware of some red pill concepts. haven’t seen his stand up. but the anti-gun stuff he got into on his show and parroting the stupidest of the stupid talking points regarding them sent me the other way.

      george lopez is execrable

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 6:41 pm Ripp

        Jim jeffries standup is better than his Legit show. Best I’ve seen. Re his gun politics mostly stems from being Australian where I believe personal firearms are outlawed.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 7:17 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

        @burke, maybe you could stop being a dumbass bigot and stop getting aneurysms each time you hear someone disagree with you or ridicule one of the beliefs you have. I’m far more sympathetic to your opinion on guns than Jim’s, but you’re a no fun fool who is as open minded as the lid on Chernobyl’s nuclear mess. OMG, couldn’t watch it because of feels!!!

        Oh, and he’s completely right about the only rational argument one has for owning guns in a Western society: they’re cool to have, cool to go shoot and maybe they’d come in handy once in a century. The whole self-defense issue is so hilariously imbecilic that the people who parrot it should be prohibited from owning guns to begin with. One of the reasons why one ought to be for people owning guns is because any smart person should refuse to have their life made less fun because of stupid people. This applies to drugs too. If your dumbass children will overdose on cocaine or get fucked up on acid and crash their car into a river, good. It’s called natural selection.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 12:01 pm Bill Brasky

        I saw a special by Jim Jefferies (CH mentioned him at one point in the twit feed) and really like him at first.

        Don’t have time to get into it, but his Netflix special reveals him to just be a profoundly degenerate anti-gun liberal depressive.

        There was a joke about him dating an aging model who apparently got fucked by Dennis Rodman in her prime…the joke is basically him pretending to not care and then exploding with suppressed rage after the slut keeps bringing it up.

        The subtext was red pill, I suppose, but at the end of the day its just another weak faggot white guy doing what he’s told.

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  71. on February 17, 2015 at 5:48 am higus

    I always figured it was explained by economics rather than ideology:
    The main consumers for comedy are in Liberal areas (NY, LA, Boston, college towns, etc.), therefore, most comedians have a blue slant.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 1:36 pm Greg Eliot

      Another fuckwit attempting to explain it all away by “market demand”.

      Wake up, dingus… it’s ideology first and foremost, and if it makes a shekel or two, so much the better.

      Otherwise, explain why inarguably less funny and talented Cathedral-approved hacks get the media lionization (while being called “edgy” and “controversial”… HAH!)… while the real iconoclasts and non-PC funnymen eke out their existence in Cyberia and clubs.

      (((shakin’ mah haid))).

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 10:12 am James Blonde

        Case point, Patrice Oneal. By the time I found out about him he was already dead.

        Other than his single HBO special (which he wanted to call “Gorilla in the room) he eked out a living doing shitty clubs. Only Opie and Anthony had the balls to recognize his genius and give him a chance.

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      • on February 18, 2015 at 11:46 am James Blonde

        The problem with Patrice Oneal’s comedy is people laugh most when nothing is funny; and thats not funny.

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  72. on February 17, 2015 at 6:23 am poopface almond breath

    Brothers Judd have been running with this for a while – all humor is conservative – http://brothersjuddblog.com/archives/brothers_judd/all_humor_is_conservative/

    I looked at a lot of standup on YouTube a while ago. The classics are still Murphy and Pryor plus Bill Burr – all real talkers in their way

    PJ O’Rourke was funny as fuck – ‘how to drive fast on drugs’ etc.

    Also Julien from RSD when he does the dead girlfriend routine, on youtube somewhere

    Stewart is banal but a good insight into how libs view the world

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 10:44 am Carlos Danger

      PJ O’Rourke was an editor of the old 1970s National Lampoon which was very edgy and is still hated by Marxist worms. You can get the entire collection on DVD for about $20. Politeness Man, Ugly Dierdre Callahan, OC and Stiggs, such great articles as Dog Fishing in New York, the Immigrant Issue, How to identify fags, Swamp sluts, I could go on. Much is cliche today but was cutting edge back then. That shit was genius and few if any comedians are in that league today.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 1:38 pm Greg Eliot

        Yeah, the old school Nat’l Lampoon was required reading. It was MAD magazine for adults.

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  73. on February 17, 2015 at 6:57 am Ronin

    Anyone who falls for this “Left vs Right” bull is a stooge of the top 1% that control everything. Liberals are funny because they are willing to yell “the Emperor has no clothes”, often even if it’s one of their own, Conservatives tend to lop of the heads of anyone that tries that.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 10:17 am Mike

      Marxist drivel

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 11:15 am Canadian Friend

      Liberals are willing?

      Find me one who dares mock Obama.

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      • on February 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm Arbiter

        Funny how the Left’s anti-war movement disappeared as soon as Obama became president, isn’t it?

        Obama said he would take the country out of Iraq within half a year: “You can take that to the bank”. Once in office he kept up the war that Zios like David Axelrod (his campaign manager) and Rahm Emanuel (other campaign manager, then “the most powerful chief-of-staff in American history”) wanted. He even tripled the drone killings on the Afghan-Pakistan border, which killed far more civilians than resistance fighters according to the few reporters who bothered to visit the area. (The occupation of Iraq only ended years later because of a decision already made during Bush – pulling out because the Iraqi government wouldn’t agree to continue giving American soldiers immunity for the many crimes they committed.)

        And leftist comedians just kept making jokes about Bush instead. As one former comedy writer noted, they would only make tee-hee jokes about Obama.

        The theme for “jokes” about Obama was that when he spoke, he was too intellectual for the dumb (White) Americans to understand. Because he was still a “professor”. (A lie: he was never a professor. He was just given a role as lecturer, because the local party machine demanded that their up-and-comer be given a real job to boast about, with the university giving in after pressure from a major donor.) Then back to jokes about Bush. And later, Romney and Ron Paul.

        A typical tee-hee joke about Obama at Jay Leno: showing a picture of Obama at the podium, talking to the press, then showing a (fake) picture of him from behind, revealing that he was still wearing fluffy slippers because it was in the morning. Tee-hee. Another joke, during his campaign: the biggest danger about putting Obama in the White House was that he might be distracted by looking at himself in the mirror and seeing “what a handsome devil he is”. Tee-hee.

        Jokes about Romney later were about him laughing maniacally as he ran over an old woman in the street with his campaign bus. Sure, the leftists are criticizing “the emperor” and avoiding criticism of “the one percent”, sure. Where does the propaganda drivel “the one percent” come from? The Left. The media repeated it over and over when it came from the criminal “Occupy Wall Street” movement, which was started by a magazine sponsored by leftist George Soros.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 1:40 pm Greg Eliot

      Ronin lives in Bizarro World… if anything, it’s the Libs that call for heads nowadays of anyone lets slip an unguarded remark.

      Yelling at “the Emperor” is the safe route these days… try yelling at his behind-the-curtain (ahem) “advisors” and see if you work in this town any more.

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  74. on February 17, 2015 at 7:59 am Take Wisdom Anywhere You Find It | Rotten Chestnuts

    […] I’ve been out of the meat market for a long time, so I have no interest in “Game” as a skillset.  But its underlying assumptions — that men and women exhibit biologically-programmed behavior — seem sound, and generate interesting conclusions.  Like this: […]

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  75. on February 17, 2015 at 8:47 am Just Saying

    liberal-dominated fake news shows

    Perfect description of MSNBC, CNN, and pretty much all of the others… “Fake news” shows… Yep…

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  76. on February 17, 2015 at 12:11 pm Doubter

    Leftists, libtards, the right is super intelligent, the liberals are vindictive and dumb……ad naseum.

    Any idea how silly y’all sound. Talk about a straw man.

    Oh….and don’t forget the Jews …derrrrp

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm Greg Eliot

      Feel better now?

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  77. on February 17, 2015 at 1:51 pm Brendan

    Kelsey Grammer is a conservative, but he relies on (lib?) writers to make him funny. Forget comedy for a second. Where’s the conservative version of the West Wing?

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 2:04 pm Greg Eliot

      You apparently have forgotten about what and who it takes to get a show green-lighted.

      I guarantee you there are writers out there who could come up with characters that would make Darth Vader seem progressive, and would be much loved by the ‘murrican public.

      … but they’re not getting past the agent’s secretary… not unless they write a Dan Draper or an Archie Bunker as merely bluff and bluster.

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  78. on February 17, 2015 at 2:11 pm nitrousoxidebeer

    Michael Savage is very funny, and pushes the envelope as much as this site does, but that’s a no-no among the commenters here as he’s a Jew.

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    • on February 18, 2015 at 2:59 pm Anonymous

      I loooove me a (non-neo) conservative jew, and some of Mencius’ jokes had me ROTFLMAO.

      Their best though are busy knobpolishing the powers-that-be, unfortunately, as their Tribe is wont to do.

      oink

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  79. on February 17, 2015 at 2:59 pm RappacinisDaughter

    In my experience, conservative men are quite funny. YMMV.

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    • on February 19, 2015 at 9:46 pm Canadian Friend

      Where have you been all this time? pregnant? in rehab? in jail? on a mission for the CIA?

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  80. on February 17, 2015 at 4:43 pm Putin

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-17/obama-allow-moderate-syrian-rebels-call-b1-b-bombers-air-support

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-02-16/moscow-based-security-firm-reveals-what-may-be-biggest-nsa-backdoor-exploit-ever

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  81. on February 17, 2015 at 4:50 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

    Off topic and possibly already posted but here goes.

    What happened when a Jewish man walked around Paris for 10 hours…

    http://www.theage.com.au/world/zvika-kleins-viral-video-what-happened-when-a-jewish-man-walked-around-paris-for-10-hours-20150217-13hmrp.html

    Time for someone to do an equivalent video walking around the Jewish parts of Jerusalem or Tel Aviv so as to show the flip side of the hypocrisy.

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    • on February 17, 2015 at 8:41 pm Cortesar

      Paris? Muslim suburbs of Paris are Parisian as much as Baghdad is
      YKW spent last 50 years orchestrating Muzzies invasion, if they spend next 100 being bullied by them I call it poetic justice and rejoice every time a crocodile tear is shed

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  82. on February 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm Reservoir Tip

    Three words: Million Dollar Extreme

    These guys are the real deal. What’s great is that they get away with it because liberals see it as “performance art,” when in fact, these guys are reactionary af.

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  83. on February 17, 2015 at 7:43 pm Bucho

    “That’s it right there. Leibowitz and his ilk succeed because the entirety of the media industrial complex share the same targets of hate.”

    In other words, the enemy of their enemy is their friend….

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  84. on February 17, 2015 at 11:02 pm Lightning Round – 2015/02/18 | Free Northerner

    […] Why there are no conservative comedians. Related: Are liberals funnier than conservatives? […]

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  85. on February 18, 2015 at 1:18 am whorefinder

    The reason there are few non-leftist comedians is because the gay jews won’t let them in.Because such leftists control access to the media, they ruthlessly police their ranks and boycott using any performer who doesn’t toe the leftist line. It’s the communist blacklist –except now the communists are doing the blacklisting.

    Jeff Dunham is a great example. He’s a ventriloquist-comedian who tried to work on Broadway in the 1990s but was held back because his humor was decidedly not in the leftist vein. He had to leave New York and do the very grueling tour work to become big in Red State America—and doubly so because he’s a freakin’ ventriloquist, a comedy style that is stereotyped as extremely dorky.

    Anyway, he built up a huge following and lefty-outlet Comedy Central held their nose and gave him a show. Yet despite big ratings his first season, they cancelled him. Why? Because his humor was the opposite of the lefty line Cmedy Central pushes,and they couldn’t reign him in.

    Dunham has been exiled to Las Vegas, where red staters on vacation will pay big money to watch him. But he’ll never get on TV or in the movies until his puppets start ripping on republicans/Bush/religious right/etc.

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  86. on February 18, 2015 at 4:28 am joel

    John Stewart is a buffoon. People who find him funny are just crude.

    It’s not complicated.

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  87. on February 18, 2015 at 6:57 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

    This person doesn’t understand humor. For someone to find something funny, they must have similar worldviews and understand similar references. As an atheist, I find George Carlin funny, but I’m sure far less religious people do. Likewise, since I don’t have my panties stuck in my ass, I find ethnic and sex jokes amusing, while the perpetually offended crowd probably don’t.

    “A lot of liberal humor relies on assumptions equivalent to if conservative comedians all assumed Obama really is a Muslim born in Kenya. They create a character which contains their prejudices and then laugh at it and consider it the real thing.”
    See, this is how humor actually works. For example, being Eastern European I know a myriad of jokes about communism that Americans my age(that didn’t hear Reagan recite some of them) would be baffled by. Communists aren’t funny, whoa, whoa!

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  88. on February 18, 2015 at 7:37 am Pyjama Wearing Ninja

    I wonder what kind of incompetent bozos run WordPress that their comment bug isn’t fixed yet.

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  89. on February 18, 2015 at 8:09 am anon

    Conservatives see truth and reality. Knowing truth and reality, one would have to either be evil or make a conscious decision to be an uncaring jerk (go poolside) to be able to be funny or even laugh, given the current state of affairs on this planet.

    Jew comedians like Sarah Silverjew are evil. Must of us are not.

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  90. on February 18, 2015 at 8:23 am Knowbody

    liberals love race jokes but only if it’s a brown person telling “white people are nerdz lolllzolozl” jokes

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  91. on February 18, 2015 at 8:22 pm nathanjevans

    I’m sure I’m echoing something from somewhere in the 291 comments, but conservatives will poke just as much fun at liberals as liberals at conservatives when they can get away with it. Anyone that actually gets out and socializes with conservatives in a liberal-free environment will find this out.* The main difference is that I’ve found conservative satire to be spot on, while I wonder who exactly the leftist talking heads like Jon Leibowitz are talking about in their lambasting of conservatives. Conservatives are a hard group to actually make fun of these days because conservatives aren’t drones recycling thoughts from the hive mind. There might be clones of the right-wing talk show hosts like Limbaugh running around, but even most conservative talk radio listeners will mix-and-match their opinions amongst a couple of favorite hosts. You can almost mouth the words along with every leftist peon university student in the English-speaking world. It’s funny watching them react to new information because of this. They’re like a computer program that’s been given the wrong input and can’t spit out the next line of code.

    *Finding fellow conservatives in liberal citadels is sure to produce an instant bond after you lambast those surrounding you in hushed tones and people stare at you, curious what you’re laughing about.

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  92. on February 19, 2015 at 11:34 am Trolletariat

    So the right aren’t funny? Sounds like a massive deflection.

    first: That dude sounds like a pompous, smug, douchbag. The exact type you’d imagine having the piss taken out of on what i’d deem “right” or “libertarian” shows:
    South park, (see: death camp of tolerance / smug alert / any episode really)
    Portlandia, (see: feminist bookstore / all episodes allude to that hipster smugness/)
    Always Sunny, (anti-social network / the one where Dennis becomes a hippy, the Dennis system)
    Allen Gregory (this show is genius and no-one’s ever heard of it because it is hilariously offensive towards gay / liberal culture and therefore got really bad reviews from the gay / liberal reviewers)

    I can think of a RIDICULOUS amount left leaning shows where the writing is so piss poor awful: girls, family guy, 2 1/2 men, Sarah Silverman, SNL since they started with the affirmative action.

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  93. on February 21, 2015 at 12:49 am This Week in Reaction (2015/02/20) | The Reactivity Place

    […] of the Atlantic Piece, here is Heartiste’s take on it. Now if you read that, and didn’t know Heartiste wrote it, what prominent neoreactionary […]

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  94. on February 22, 2015 at 10:00 pm stevengregg

    Most comedians are liberal because the process of becoming a popular comedian culls out conservatives. The gateways to a career in comedy are the big city comedy clubs where conservative jokes don’t fly. Only liberal comedians can be a hit with big city liberal audiences. You won’t get any applause telling Obama jokes.

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