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Beta Or Gay?

March 19, 2015 by CH

It used to be easy to tell beta males apart from gay males. Betas had their issues with women — social awkwardness, anxiety, inexperience at the art of courtship — but you never mistook their deficiencies for latent homosexuality. Through the sperg haze of their betatude, it was still clear these were guys who were attracted to women and loved to be around pretty girls, (maybe loved them too much, leading to a lack of state control in the company of beautiful babies).

But that was then. This is now:

The onesie party is bad enough, but that ball-crunching leg cross by the guy in the white jammies… jeeeeeezus. I wonder if he looks at his own penis through a system of mirrors, lest he faint from direct sight of it?

Generation Self-Castration. A low T epidemic is sweeping the white West. Pretty soon we’ll be talking about survivalist holdouts with abnormally high T levels in the 5-10 ng/dl range.

So…. these three males: Beta or gay?

The woman-thing appears to be a pear-shaped Lena Dunham clone. All this gaybeta/betagay excitement will not rouse her hamster even a little bit from its slumber, nor will an effervescent tingle circumnavigate her arid tomb chute this night.

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  1. on March 19, 2015 at 2:07 pm burke

    left in last thread but i think apropos here. i guess this is probably gay but the fact is that in portland you just don’t know anymore.

    http://www.yelp.com/events/portland-lumbertwink-pdx-slumbertwink

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:10 pm burke

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 3:20 pm 88

        well well. isn’t that cute. good lord.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 3:59 pm armenia4ever

        It’s Portland. There is a 75% chance your conclusion is correct.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:18 pm Anonymous

        it never ceases to amaze me how hipsters and the rest managed to make beard look gay and sissy

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm 88

        @Anonymous
        “it never ceases to amaze me how hipsters and the rest managed to make beard look gay and sissy”

        yeah and even long john’s or union suits or whatever they’re called used to be considered manly attire. you used to see guys wearing them all the time in old westerns or for halloween sometimes. the guys doing that were as masculine as they come. it was all in the way they carried themselves.

        now it’s always these douchebaggy guys that wear them. ruin everything.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:35 pm The Spirit Within

        Portlandia is funny as hell. Highly recommend the way Armison skewers weirdo lefties. The Parade of Allergies had me falling off the couch in laughter.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 12:39 pm corvinus

        it never ceases to amaze me how hipsters and the rest managed to make beard look gay and sissy

        The ancient Romans also considered beards effeminate for some reason. Maybe they had hipsters back then too.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 12:40 pm corvinus

      but the fact is that in portland you just don’t know anymore.

      Heh. Yeah, western Oregon and western Washington have turned into Far NorCal, with Portland being North Frisco.

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  2. on March 19, 2015 at 2:09 pm tteclod

    Which three?

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm Anonymous

      Things I notice: Full bottles of booze, kitchen is spotless – Woman is farthest from stove. Gay.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm Sentient

        Pro comment. LOL.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 12:41 pm corvinus

        My gaydar pinged too in this case, but I have seen betas that look a lot like that.

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  3. on March 19, 2015 at 2:14 pm Beta Or Gay? | Manosphere.com

    […] Beta Or Gay? […]

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  4. on March 19, 2015 at 2:18 pm Hepp

    I honestly thought the second from the right was an ugly woman.

    Are we going to get an answer? The far right one looks the least gay, the leftmost one looks the most.

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  5. on March 19, 2015 at 2:18 pm mark boris

    Guy on the right: Beta. Guy in the left: Probably(?) gay. Guy in the middle: Who knows

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:43 pm Shauna

      Guy in the middle will take what he can get. 😉

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 6:30 pm Greg Eliot

        Imagine that… TWO lucky Pierres!

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:51 pm McGonzo

      This. Maybe this is two couples, Fuzzy Bear and Lena are one and the “boys” are the other.

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  6. on March 19, 2015 at 2:19 pm ng85

    Jesus on the right comes off as straight to me, and the redhead in checkered pajamas seems straight, albeit with EXTREME beta tendencies. But I’m pretty sure the guy in white pajamas is really gay, and if not he’s the “clown” of the group who does silly stuff because it’s silly like posing in a feminine manner.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:33 pm everybodyhatesscott

      Agree. Dude on the left has fag face

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  7. on March 19, 2015 at 2:21 pm martin

    I remember reading Scott Aaronson talking about how he wished he was a woman and thought about getting a sex change in spite of being a straight male attracted to females. He didn’t really explain why, but that has been expressed by many desperate males before actually, but I won’t name them because their names would attract negative attention. The rational he didn’t express was that he felt the only way he could tangibly have a woman in touch is to become one himself. Emasculation in that sense is actually an extreme form of female worship then. In order to be with women, around them, whatever, you must become a woman. I don’t buy the low-T hypothesis because I think this can be explained as a larger aesthetic movement that chastises men for being sexually attracted to women, which is vulgar to the leftist mind.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:37 pm ng85

      I’d believe this. While I never had transgender feelings, I did notice that in the lonelier days of my youth where I though a woman’s affection was the only thing that mattered I ended up feminizing my life quite a bit. I tried to slim down (Not build muscle), I got really into grooming such as manscaping and scents, and I became interested in clothes and fashion. I also “softened up” my attitude and words and tried to get into stuff girls were into, like pop music and shitty TV shows. Of course I did this because I thought being more “sensitive” would make girls attracted to me. But upon reflection I’ve considered that I was probably doing this because even if I couldn’t get a woman I could still sort of have one by having a feminine side.

      Now I lift weights and I’m vulgar and I play guitar in a metal band and I’ve had more female attention than ever. Funny how a man acting like a man makes people respect him more.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 10:18 am The Spirit Within

        Don’t lose the interest in clothes. They make the man.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 1:47 am PWN

      Does this combined with a contempt towards women due to rejection makes some men be into cuckoldry and letting other men defile their women? I always assumed those men sort of despise women for not liking them and that they don’t feel men enough to do the defiling themselves. Lol

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  8. on March 19, 2015 at 2:23 pm askjoe

    white PJ guy has the gay face, right? the other two males are probably straight and probably the super beta. Since there’s the gay separating Lena from the Herbs, she’s probably, like Lena, a super-fag-hag. All the allegedly straight ppl are more comfortable using white-PJ’s as a sexual line of demarcation bc beta and beta-induced nausea.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:47 pm Greg Eliot

      I dunno… lumbertwink looks like a pre-flab Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:26 pm Philomathean

      The middle two are sodomites.

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  9. on March 19, 2015 at 2:27 pm Lara

    The guy in the white pyjamas is probably gay. The other two are likely in a polyamorous relationship with the girl.

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  10. on March 19, 2015 at 2:27 pm PA

    Both: millennial.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:17 pm Hymen Mingesky

      Yep

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  11. on March 19, 2015 at 2:29 pm CaveClown

    Who’s mom took the picture?

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  12. on March 19, 2015 at 2:29 pm Patrick

    I pray for the future of this country if those 2 in the middle are not homos. One on the right seems like an alright dude, but the fact that hes with these creeps makes me question his sanity and/or sexuality.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 2:43 pm Anonymous

      The dick shielding hand – me no like, but pot-meet-kettle; on posture I have plenty more to work myself.

      All three men could SLAY though. Could.

      oink

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  13. on March 19, 2015 at 2:29 pm ng85

    This is a topic I’ve thought about many times before and I’m glad to see CH tackle it. So many of my millennial male peers can barely be classified as men in the traditional or biological sense. And like you mentioned, this has lead to a situation where it’s next to impossible to tell a beta’s sexual preference by looking at them. As has been described on CH in the past, you can usually tell if a person is gay just by looking at them – There’s a certain “glow” and mannerisms they have that gives it away. But I have straight friends who have never given off gay vibes before, but have more gay/feminine mannerisms than a stereotypical homosexual male.

    Case in point is a roommate of mine. I thought he was gay when I first met him, as do most people – He has a very high, sing-songy voice, he uptalks, he watches TV shows for women or with a strong female audience (Ellen, Girls, Friends), his body shape and mannerisms have no hint of masculinity, and all of his best friends are girls. But then I met his mother, who is overbearing and no doubt shamed the “masculinity” out of him. He’s had several girlfriends and I can hear them having rough sex in his bedroom, so in that respect I don’t think he’s gay. I just think he was emasculated by his mother to the point that you could put him in a dress and wig and he could pass off as a female with no surgery or hormones needed.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:00 pm anon

      if what you say is true, how does he get those girls to have sex with him?

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      • on March 21, 2015 at 10:26 am ng85

        Let me put it this way – They’re not high-quality girls. They look like the stereotypical female members of the chess club.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 9:27 am anonymous

      Jeezus bro i know exactly what you are talking about. Scary that this is so prevalent in their generation. Gonna make it like shooting fish in a barrel for us though…

      #poolside

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      • on March 21, 2015 at 10:30 am ng85

        I openly admit I’m far from stereotypically masculine. But there are some parts of my city I can go to and suddenly I’m like Arnold Scharzenegger by comparison to the men there. Walking down the street you’re bombarded with feminized ectomorphs of ambiguous sexual orientation all hunched over with poor posture. If they have girlfriends then the girls are usually battle axes who are more manly than these dweebs could ever hope to be. It’s fucking SHOCKING.

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  14. on March 19, 2015 at 2:30 pm Beta Or Gay? | Neoreactive

    […] Beta Or Gay? […]

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  15. on March 19, 2015 at 2:36 pm CaveClown

    Dude on the right only looks less gay because of the beard. Shave the beard and he would look just as fruity. (maybe more so because of the long hair)

    Her body language looks like she is pulling away from the fag party a bit. Meanwhile, the dude she is holding is pointing his dick (?) directly at Jesus.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:06 pm DavidTheGnome

      Is that why so many hipster SWPL types gravitate towards what I can only describe as ironic, beard-worship “culture”? Because without them, you’re basically left with a stringy, passive-aggressive, ironic, material girl. Wow just wow-ing their way through some godless existence.

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  16. on March 19, 2015 at 2:38 pm Mel Gibson

    (from left) Pig, fag, Bruce Jenner, beta

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:31 pm Greg Eliot

      (from left) Lily, Whiskeysplace, Spirit Within, Subway Masturbator

      lzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlzozlozlzozlozlozlozlozl

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm Siberian Subway Masturbator

        He’s better looking than I am–less crust.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 6:32 pm Greg Eliot

        The Pillsbury Doughboy has less crust than you.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 10:19 am The Spirit Within

        A lefthanded compliment. At least he’s the tallest of the group.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 11:32 am Greg Eliot

        Well, you did say you were a 6′ 2″ Pollack.

        LZLZOZOZLZZLZOZLOZL

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 2:35 pm corvinus

        I was thinking Jason instead of Whiskeysplace, who seems more boneheaded than fairy.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 4:14 pm The Spirit Within

        If I were a Pollack, I would’ve capitalized on that name in Hollywood.

        Unless you meant Polish.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm Bel Riose

      Proposed caption: “Amy, Zombie Shane, Greg Eliot, and Matt King celebrate Matt’s posting of his 10,000th biblical comment.”

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      • on March 21, 2015 at 7:42 am Greg Eliot

        You didn’t even make mention, dweeb.

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      • on March 21, 2015 at 7:52 am Philomathean

        Bel Riose,

        I was reading some old CH posts and comment threads; I see you’ve been nipping at Matt King’s ankles for years. Do you feel you’ve accomplished anything?

        I used to shame Amy for her musharkery. Other commenters joined and rightly shamed her too. The goal was obvious, and Amy now rejects mudsharking and even denies her involvement in it.

        Touchdown.

        You, OTOH, seem to be flinging dung for the sake of it alone.

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  17. on March 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm Shauna

    Ugly woman, gay, beta, and Jesus just wants to fit in.

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  18. on March 19, 2015 at 2:47 pm Shauna

    “I wonder if he looks at his own penis through a system of mirrors, lest he faint from direct sight of it?”

    Magnifying mirrors?

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  19. on March 19, 2015 at 2:49 pm Mark Edwards

    At a guess…Orbiter (or are we still saying fag hag?), VERY gay, gay, bi and beta.

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  20. on March 19, 2015 at 2:50 pm Hackett To Bits

    …the four other finalists for the Obamacare / Pajama Boy at Xmas ad…

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  21. on March 19, 2015 at 2:52 pm Martel

    The only way to tell the difference between most millennial straights and gays is that the gays are better groomed.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:28 pm Philomathean

      You have a lot of experience with gays…

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  22. on March 19, 2015 at 2:53 pm llllooooolllzzzzzlllolll

    She looks like shed give enthusiastic blowjobs as well as allow you to do anything you want to her. So that much is good.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm Carlos Danger

      They all give off that vibe now, don´t they? I say three fags and a hag.

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  23. on March 19, 2015 at 2:55 pm Dr. Fill

    The bookends are a couple, the ones in the middle are a couple. So, 50/50.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:12 pm Anonymous

      winner winner, chicken dinner

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  24. on March 19, 2015 at 3:05 pm ng85

    And one more post from me: I’ve been pontificating recently that no matter how much equalist rhetoric is rammed down our throats, a person can only truly be respected when they fulfill their traditional gender roles as dictated by the gender binary.

    If the guys in this photo were in those poses but holding beer and power tools and wearing flannel and jeans we probably wouldn’t think anything of it. But onesie pajamas are so goofy looking on anybody, especially men, that we immediately lose respect for them. The poses and group huddle they’re in (Along with an ugly chick) don’t help matters. The only way for this photo to be silly and not cringe-worthy is if the guys looked like Vin Diesel, since they’d have enough masculine looks/vibe to offset the stupidity of the pajamas and actually make it funny based on sheer juxtaposition of body type and clothing style.

    Basically, the reason why we’re poking fun at these guys is the same reason why we poke fun at ugly battle axe career women – It’s against what our concepts of masculinity and femininity should be.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm Anonymous

      TL;DR – Gay

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  25. on March 19, 2015 at 3:08 pm paddy

    My alternative view is, the guy in the white onesie is getting a chubby from being able to touch the hem of a girl’s garment – note there is no skin contact. In order to hide it he has moved his leg closest to the camera, to obscure it. The other two males have no interest (in what I am not sure).

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:54 pm James Blonde

      In another era, the guy in the white onesie would easily be a member of Sturmabteilung cracking commie skulls in the streets of Berlin before retiring to party HQ for beer, a great speech and some mannerbund sleepover fun.

      Get off his dick you nation of shopkeeper fairies.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:30 pm Philomathean

        T-WWACK.. No clumsily placed semicolon to tip us off?? You clever negro devil.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm FredMertz

        what a shame theyre all crackaz! If we had one with a pic of Magic Johnsons son,now then we could rag on YOU,my nigga!

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 6:27 pm Greg Eliot

        In another era, he would have been wearing a pink star and sweating from his manboobs in a KZ.

        Handle that cognitive dissonance, boy? The Nah-zees actually threw queers into concentration camps as subversive influences.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 11:20 pm driveallnight

        Y’all haven’t figured it yet? T. H. Wack snapped a pic of his posse with one hand while preparing a *thimply divine* creme brûlée with the other.

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  26. on March 19, 2015 at 3:11 pm Marissa

    That’s offensive to pears.

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  27. on March 19, 2015 at 3:17 pm Woodbine4life

    I think gay. Otherwise we’d see hover hand.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 3:31 pm Sean Fielding

      Good thought, but the one voted Most Likely to be Gay actually is hemi-hovering the Eskimoess.

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      • on March 19, 2015 at 3:41 pm Greg Eliot

        His onesie even features an Arctic theme… lzlzozlozlzozlzozlozlozlzolzozl.

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  28. on March 19, 2015 at 3:21 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    (1) Fat Jewess, (2) Gay, (3) Trans, (4) Baby bear.

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  29. on March 19, 2015 at 3:24 pm Fernando

    GAY

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  30. on March 19, 2015 at 3:26 pm Sean Fielding

    She’s not a pear. She’s 70% hourglass and 30% apple, as seen through 100% FAT.

    Also: she looks more Esquimaux than the 1/2 Eskie, Dunham.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm FredMertz

      when I was young I would have thanked Jesus for the chance to stroke her furry cunt.

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  31. on March 19, 2015 at 3:26 pm anon

    this is fucking unbelievable:

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/03/17/showdown-navy-forces-chaplain-to-choose-between-faith-and-job/

    Where is the list of normal, white men who have had their lives destroyed by hivemind for simply having normal views that reflect actual facts and are obvious wisdom concerning how to have a civilized society that provides the best chance at safety to the most people, including women and children?

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  32. on March 19, 2015 at 3:35 pm armenia4ever

    Maybe both.

    Personal Experience: Back when I was a beta – not that I’ve completely shedded the years of ingrained assumptions of it – a good amount of my friends thought I was gay.

    This shocked me at first. I underwent a complete wardrobe change right before I started highschool in that I started wearing tighter form fitting clothing and in particular skinny jeans. (At 5 foot 7 inches, it still makes sense. )

    I went to alot of metal and hardcore concerts in which we all wore skinny jeans and some of us even wore girls jeans. Looking back, it’s kind of surprising considering how aggressive the shows and music was. (The screaming side of metal.)

    Alot of us still looked somewhat metrosexual – including myself – despite piercing, gauges, and the usual tattoo sleeve. I still dress very metro-sexual, but I had to tone it down when I realized it was one of the reasons people often mistook me for being gay. Needless to say, I’ve been hit on before by alot of gay men, which was the wake-up call.

    One thing I’ve realized is that male body language has been feminized so completely that I’ve had to literally reprogram how I stand, walk, ect. It helps balance out the skinny jeans a bit better.

    Proper grooming though has some negative side-effects still – but it does get me laid moreso than guys who don’t bother with it.

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  33. on March 19, 2015 at 3:36 pm Greg Eliot

    Let’s be fair now…

    … to queers.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 10:21 am The Spirit Within

      AGAIN. That joke is worn out even your mother wouldn’t wear it. haoooooo–

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 11:33 am Greg Eliot

      Get off the mothers… I got off yours about an hour ago.

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  34. on March 19, 2015 at 3:39 pm Greg Eliot

    WTF, a bi-partisan sleeo-over to smooth things over between the Young Republicans and the B’nai B’rith?

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm Carlos Danger

      That seems to be the way things are headed lately.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:23 pm Hymen Mingesky

      Hiyo!

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  35. on March 19, 2015 at 3:50 pm earl

    I see three victims of single mothers.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 4:03 pm llllooooolllzzzzzlllolll

      Isnt it incredible how damaging single mothers are? In poor communities they produce mostly thuggish sociopaths with low IQs. As you move up the ladder they get more and more feminine and a little less sociopathic, but only because their heads are up their asses (eg. Leftists and sjws) but the result is ultimately the same: a worthless excuse for a man.

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 4:05 pm Anonymous

      4

      the father was no father

      oink

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  36. on March 19, 2015 at 4:23 pm Hot like Polpot

    Beta or gay? https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10984616_10153183883643470_2037923733836339554_n.jpg?oh=173543a5245e099942667784ecbd46f6&oe=55802797&__gda__=1433994984_aa35ad11a8d62ad4d49ed3eef1154163

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    • on March 19, 2015 at 5:22 pm Hymen Mingesky

      Alpha

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  37. on March 19, 2015 at 4:24 pm Tam the Bam

    I can’t tell the diff between the one in glasses and Rebecca Watson (a few years of heavy boozing ago). The beard is none too tall, which never helps.

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  38. on March 19, 2015 at 4:25 pm Carlos Danger

    What this photo also shows is that promoting gay acceptance will push marginal betas over the edge.

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  39. on March 19, 2015 at 4:38 pm maldek

    Gay or not who really cares?
    All 4 are sorry loosers, that much is a given.

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  40. on March 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm BiGo

    Penguinth are tho awethome cus they’re alwayth wearing tuxtheedoeth.

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  41. on March 19, 2015 at 5:18 pm Siberian Subway Masturbator

    Heh heh. You gossip like a bunch of girls. “Are they homo?”

    “Is she PREGNANT? OMG”

    Only one way to find out for sure if they’re homo, you Rough Riders, you.

    Heh heh. Bunch of girls.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 1:41 am PWN

      Congrats on writing the most autistic comment of the week. Apparently, gossip and lampooning are the same things.

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      • on March 21, 2015 at 7:45 am Greg Eliot

        Like most of the dweeb shills around here, Metro Jerkoff thinks he has the right to his own dictionary, along with his opinion.

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  42. on March 19, 2015 at 5:21 pm Hymen Mingesky

    At any rate, they should all be shoved in the oven behind them.

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  43. on March 19, 2015 at 5:21 pm Samson J.

    Wow, a near four-way tie. That almost never happens.

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  44. on March 19, 2015 at 6:03 pm Beta Or Gay? | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  45. on March 19, 2015 at 6:40 pm hoosier

    Somebody’s saved every bottle of alcohol they’ve ever drank on the shelf behind them so everyone knows how wild they can be, and for reminiscing about the time they wore Jammie’s and drank Reisling till they were giggly. Fucking betas.

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  46. on March 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm themanofmystery2

    The answer is “Gayta.” A society-wide assault on masculinity champions both homosexuals and beta male behavior (supplicating, begging for sex, trying to be soft instead of hard in numerous capacities) and eventually hybridizes the two until they are virtually indistinguishable.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 4:22 pm anonymous

      *shudders*

      that is where this is all headed. They want to make the unborn generation look up to these faggots as role models of what a man is supposed to be. God only knows what 3 generations from now will look like…

      I recently met with a client and could not believe their comfort with being cuckolds-in-waiting. One of the guys literally looked like a giant baby. Soft, squishy, little kid messy haircut, ill-fitting (but obv very expensive) clothes that could double as a femcunt’s picnic wear (khakis with a cashmere sweater). Voice sounded like a high-toned whisper of a mom to her baby. Made me fucking sick to my stomach that this tool makes $250k+ a year, because some post-wall, worn-out carousel rider is going to put him in her cross-hairs take him for all he is worth, if it hasn’t happened already.

      …Our web designer looks like Powder, balding so he shaves it (which can be a good look for dudes like jason statham or anyone with tone/masculine look lol), paunchy and constantly interrupts our *business* meetings so he can take calls from his fatass stay at home wife. I hear him being brow-beaten every week.

      …There is a disgusting hamster-looking bitch in my office that has a mudshark baby daddy. I hear her talking to him every goddamn day, like he’s a little boy that done fucked up. She talks down to him like she is a 10 and he isnt fit to lick the dirt off her shoes (he aint, hes a jig lol). But still, to hear a woman who looks offensively un-feminine act like her shit dont stink kills me.

      Last week at rite-aid, I saw a 40 something fatass broad esmasculate and make passive-aggressive comments to an all-american 18-20 year old kid. The way she talked down to him, goddamn i wanted to throw something at her cuz that kid would have slapped her for talking to him like that 60 years ago and no one would have batted an eye. When it was my turn to pay, suddenly she became gentler but she also had that attitude you see when an ugly troll is in the company of their betters. I made sure to make her feel like the nothing she is, as i headed out on a Friday night in a suit to go hit on women worth pursuing, I know i reminded her all she has waiting for her at the end of the night is a tub of ice cream, her cat and her dildo.

      poolside indeed

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  47. on March 19, 2015 at 6:50 pm Zed, Lord of the Brutals

    Beta? Faggot? I don’t care, kill it all with fire!

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    • on March 21, 2015 at 7:46 am Greg Eliot

      Nuke it from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure.

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  48. on March 19, 2015 at 6:52 pm Stationarity

    Onesy is leaning into the guy, and has his leg shielding his dick from the woman. Gay.

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  49. on March 19, 2015 at 8:15 pm SGOTI

    The only time I wore a union suit was a Halloween in college. Bereft of ideas to hit the bars, I took a roommate’s red suit (dunno where the hell he got it), had another roomie spraypaint a circular white stripe up from my feet all the way into my hair (paint effing hurts on your skin for a half day BTW, let alone the turpentine in your scalp).

    I then stuffed a wine bottle into a jockstrap I had on under the union suit. Voila, Mr. Northpole Southpole was born and we hit the bars

    I did end up banging my girlfriend’s sorority sister.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 5:00 pm burke

      i bought one for santacon to sex up the costume a little. added a santa hat and i was off to drinking. turned out well, same night lays both years. girls seemed to think it was ok to just reach in the trap door

      i’m not saying i initiated the trend at santacon, but i did start seeing more union suits and i didn’t have the energy to move up to red jockeys only so i just quit going

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  50. on March 19, 2015 at 10:43 pm The Court Jester

    Speaking of low T, has anybody else noticed an epidemic of western white men talking in high-pitched voices? I don’t know about the rest of the country, but everywhere I go in LA I am surrounded by SWPL white guys who sound like women when they talk. 10-20 years ago you were gay if you talked like this, now betas everywhere talk like gay men. Looking at my male social circle, we all have medium to deep voices. We don’t have any kazoo-voiced friends because we have nothing in common with them; they are barely men.

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  51. on March 20, 2015 at 1:08 am Matthew Chiglinsky

    There’s a certain irony in people who are so insecure that they feel the need to berate other people in order to make themselves feel stronger. I think the truly confident male would befriend the “beta” male without derision.

    In grade school, I remember there being two kinds of popular people. There were the jerks who bullied the geeks, and then there were the truly confident cool guys who left the geeks alone.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 12:47 pm corvinus

      There were the jerks who bullied the geeks, and then there were the truly confident cool guys who left the geeks alone.

      You’re talking about geeks. Fairy-cakes, on the other hand…

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 2:30 pm Canadian Friend

      …There’s a certain irony in people who are so insecure that they feel the need to berate other people in order to make themselves feel stronger…

      Is that why in every other thread you berate white people?

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 2:53 pm 88

      same thing as with girls. the girls who act snobby and holier than thou are usually only average in appearance while some of the nicest girls i’ve ever known were drop dead gorgeous and kind to everyone.

      i remember one girl in particular from high school who all the guys were crazy over. she was the sweetest thing. always smiling and popular. she was friends with everyone. she always seemed really genuine and sincere. like she really cared about people. still the same way as far as i can tell from the posts and comments i see of hers on facebook. not nasty and bitter like most women her age.

      it’s pretty surprising that she’s still like that though. i know she’s had a couple shitty relationships with guys who treated her pretty bad. took advantage of her kindness and ran around on her a lot. but it doesn’t seem to have changed her much. still upbeat and happy like always. i guess it’s just in her nature or something. or just that she has a really good outlook on things.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 2:57 pm K

        upbeat and happy like always…

        is she still with these guys who supposedly treated her pretty bad? if so, it’s probably not as bad she makes it out to be. she wouldn’t be with the guy if it was.

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      • on March 20, 2015 at 3:03 pm 88

        “is she still with these guys who supposedly treated her pretty bad? if so, it’s probably not as bad she makes it out to be. she wouldn’t be with the guy if it was.”

        nah, she’s not with either of them. and it wasn’t her badmouthing them or anything. i haven’t seen her in person for years but as far as what people have told me and what i see on social media, she doesn’t talk bad about anyone or complain about her life or anything. i know both of the guys and friends of mine do too. they are both asshole losers who peaked in high school.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 4:01 pm Putin

      “then there were the truly confident cool guys who left the geeks alone.”

      You may be surprised but I would have to agree with this statement.

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  52. on March 20, 2015 at 1:35 am PWN

    Ch, be honest, if that guy shaved and you had to fuck one of the people in this pic it would be him considering he’s far more feminine than the thing on the left.

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  53. on March 20, 2015 at 3:28 am Anonymous

    2 gnomes and a couple of pansies?

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  54. on March 20, 2015 at 4:42 am Opus

    Isn’t the one with the beard last years Eurovision winner?

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  55. on March 20, 2015 at 4:48 am Tam the Bam

    Chiggerzzzzz! How many times ..?
    “truly confident cool guys who left the geeks alone” unless … they were retarded enough to constantly get in their faces. Prancing around in cosplay shit squeaking lookit lookit! Take a picture Mummy!!
    In public, while everybody else was trying to get shit done. Stamp on their macaroni tube throats.
    That shit belongs behind (hopefully padlocked) doors, like scat and incest.

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  56. on March 20, 2015 at 10:51 am Martin

    Saw the picture and got on the phone to ISIS to see if they were still hiring. Allah hu Akbar suckers, the West is finished.

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  57. on March 20, 2015 at 11:03 am OGRE

    I actually think that the two in the middle are a couple, thats why their crotches are pointing at each other. Straight men won’t stand that close together with their dicks pointing at each other.

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  58. on March 20, 2015 at 1:43 pm Brad

    Beta or gay? …or Mormon.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 4:23 pm corvinus

      heh

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  59. on March 20, 2015 at 4:17 pm The Spirit Within

    Big gay vibes from the middle two. The lost Allman brother on the right … no idea what he’s doing there. I bet neither does he.

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    • on March 20, 2015 at 4:37 pm burke

      i feel like right guy is bisexual, thinks he’s risen above societies standards and mores, middle guys seem gay

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  60. on March 20, 2015 at 4:31 pm pb

    more propaganda http://www.boredpanda.com/women-ideal-body-type-history-video/

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  61. on March 20, 2015 at 5:08 pm marty

    I bet she speaks exactly like Janeanne Garofalo.

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  62. on March 21, 2015 at 2:10 am Beta Or Gay? | Truth and contradictions | Scoo...

    […] It used to be easy to tell beta males apart from gay males. Betas had their issues with women — social awkwardness, anxiety, inexperience at the art of courtship — but you never mistook their deficiencies for latent homosexuality.  […]

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  63. on March 21, 2015 at 9:19 am Orlov

    I saw Lena Dunham on the cover of a magazine airbrushed 40 ways from Sunday wearing a dress that cost more than your car and the bitch was still a 3.

    This onsie chick’s ugly but compared to Lena Dunham she’s Morena Baccarin.

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  64. on March 24, 2015 at 6:57 am hammerhead

    He may bang her but he still takes it in the ass
    Gay.

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    • on March 24, 2015 at 7:22 am hammerhead

      Left to right
      fluffer, beta/gay, alpha/gay, brokeback mountain gay harem king

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