I’m seeing more middle-aged and older white women with pink, green, and purple dyed hair.
I’ll keep this short and sweet: It won’t help, ladies.

March 26, 2015 by CH
I’m seeing more middle-aged and older white women with pink, green, and purple dyed hair.
I’ll keep this short and sweet: It won’t help, ladies.

I’m triggered, Heartiste. That looks just like Splat, the science class hamster from fourth grade. If it wasn’t for the fact that it’s almost coed karaoke time, I would sit in the corner thinking about all the times you’ve microagressed me.
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Beta of the Prima Nochte – this poor schlub whose wife surprises him by singing “Dear Future Husband” by Megan Trainor in the middle of their wedding ceremony. Suicide of the Anglosphere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT0GsooggIc
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…along with tattoos and weird piercings. Its like geez – grandmas gone bad.
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Nothing new, back in the 60s they were wearing “hot pants” and black nylons.
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That post-menopausal women honestly believe they can still attract SEXUAL attention from men, is not just an affront to the very meaning of “SEX” [male pollinates fertile female who in turn births offspring], but is also some weird mass hysteria of Cluster B insanity & anti-reality delusionalism. Thank you, Evil Psychiatry Inc, for completely screwing up the entire modern world.
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Mrs. Slocombe in “Are You Being Served?” is another example.
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Having that bright & fake dyed hair doesn’t even help young hot girls look better. It, at best, has zero effect on their SMV.
I don’t even believe they think it makes them look sexier.
I suspect a good number of the uglifying trends young women start (dyed hair, shaved head, pierced septums) arise from 3 sources:
1) Pure need for attention.
2) A beta test for the thirsty simps who will compliment them for obviously bad choices.
3) A cruel enticement to their uglier competitors to copy them & become even less attractive. A 9 with a half-shaved head or ring dangling from her septum is still pretty much a 9, but a 6 who tries it drops down to a boner-killing 4.
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A 9 with a skrillex haircut and too many piercings is doing what we call the “handicap effect”. It’s why hollywood models and actresses wear weird clothes. When a 9 or a 10 wears weirdo clothing, they are saying “I’m so hot I can wear a burlap sack and still beat the competition.”
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There is another M.O…GURL power gone bitter GURL power. It’s the hamster saying. “I don’t give a shit what this patriarchal society considers pretty because I don’t need the patriarchy or the men in it”. That is the conscious argument at least. The true underlying MO is, “I have not had a man that I find desirable take an interest in me in so long that I am angry at anyone and everyone.” It never dawns on most of them that poor life choices put them exactly where they are.
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I always thought that ugly girls wearing something that makes them even uglier do it to make men notice the ugly hair, not their ugly looks. So they can blame their inability to attract men on their clothes and hair, not on their looks. Because clothes and hair can be improved, they can always flatter that if they really wanted to, they could be really hot looking. But chose not to.
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AW c’mon! Doesn’t anyone here appreciate older clowns? Or is that ass-clowns?
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“Technicolor hair looks terrible and I am unanimous in that!”
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Haha! She was always jealous of the young and lovely Ms. Brahms.
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Yep, and what was worse was the ridiculous denial of her own age.
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That’s hawt.
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I was just watching that show!
And it wasn’t just the hair, she was ALWAYS concerned about her pussy getting into trouble.
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The dude looks like a woman…oh wait it is a woman!
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Something I thought of earlier today: young people like to send off measured r-selection signals. I did it, and many of my peers did it in the 90s — smoking.
With the fall of smoking, tats became it. And then other ridiculous affectations.
As to why older broads do it? I have no idea. Who cares. The other day I was walking to work through a fancy urban district at around 6AM (sometimes I like to start early) and saw a cute young chick in yoga pants corralling her yipping FOUR little dogs on four leashes that were tangling with each other. I should have said “you’d be happier with four children.” The Technicolor hags are not where they are supposed to be, like that girl with the four ridiculous dogs.
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I think bright or multicolored hair signals psychological damage in much the same way short hair does, but without as much of an automatic ding on SMV
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Coloring one’s hair is deceitful and should be illegal. It’s like fake tits, fake asses, facelifts, vaginal rejuvenation, or any of the other purely cosmetic surgeries undergone almost exclusively by women. The male equivalent would be pretending to be a doctor when you’re a plumber. All’s fair in love and war. . . but some stuff just isn’t cool, man (chemical weapons, punching below the belt, etc.).
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Some young chicks look good with white hair, which you wouldn’t get naturally.
Other thing I want banned is young chicks wearing those godawful 1950s black-rimmed cokebottle glasses. Jesus fuck, why?
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Hipster shit.
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Be grateful they’re not ironically growing ironic mustaches and beards, because irony.
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jewish feminist/”intellectual” uniform. they must do it to show they are part of the club. they are pathetic.
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Some young chicks look good with white hair, which you wouldn’t get naturally.
Well, you could, but you’d have to be albino or Northern European.
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What about shaving?
Pretty deceitful to “pretend” you don’t have hair somewhere you do…
Or tooth lightening. That’s, like, pretending you don’t like coffee even if you drink it every day!
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Agreed on both points.
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Probably short too. The one thing that actually might buy them a point or two is leaving it long and well-maintained, but no.
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Didn’t grannies have blue hair already?

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It’s just attention-seeking behavior. Getting your hair brightly colored is a sign shouting, “look at me! look at me!” Doubtless feeling the punishing emptiness that comes with not being in the male gaze.
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Yep… I see these male-attention-craving women all the time. And even though they are often a decade or more younger than I am, compared to the standard of young hotties Game has enabled me to bang, they might as well be something Howard Carter dug up.
One of the amusing side shows of Silver Fox Game, is observing the moment these post-wall women finally realise the cool as fuck older guy in the suit, with the giggling hot young blond on his arm, isn’t the slightest bit interested in their used up old ass.
Depriving them of their last desperate source of comfort (she’s only after his money) by getting the hottie to happily pay for the first round of drinks in front of them, delivers the sweetest coup de grâce when.
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LOL at “something Howard Carter dug up”. The oldies will actually understand what you mean, while the young hotties probably won’t..but it makes not a whit of a difference in the sack
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Adorwubble gif.
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all hair color is to hide the gray.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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They’re not doing it for you. They’re doing it for themselveszzz! (Said with defensive lispy gay voice)
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Clockwork Orange.
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Yep, Kubrick was supernaturally prescient
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It’s not hard to be prescient when you’re tight with the kulturmachers. Eyes. Wide. Shut
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yep and marriage laws used to control them. now they get to have their CC variety, kids, divorce, take kids, still get ex husband’s money for past use of pussy.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/insight-therapy/201308/what-do-women-really-want
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For neon/unnatural hair color, age really doesn’t mater. It just plain looks bad. That goes for women shaving one side of their head. The only excuse for it is being surgical prep.
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Like this? http://www.thedaintysquid.com/p/about-me.html
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Fucking thing, look at the state of it
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Horrendous example of self-defeat. Additionally, all that prose? Who do they think it impresses? “More about me: I like [quirky random thing A], am passionate about [irrelevant hipster retro-bullshit B] and spend much of my free time doing [nonsensical trendy activity C]. When not A, B or C, I live in my parent’s basement blogging about my cat Mr Cuddles.”
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On a par with the tattooed chicks template. Nice work.
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Heartiste must go to my gym. I just saw one of those yesterday on the treadmill. She caught my eye but couldn’t hold it.
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And a porsche doesn’t make them sexy either.
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