Ah, cute prole girls. I love em to death. It’s my studied opinion that red state prole chicks who don’t bloat up (a vanishing set, granted) are, on the whole, more feminine than their blue city counterparts.
Here’s the trick, should you find yourself deep in bucolic red territory: Deck yourself out in a piece of clothing or an accessory with insignia that clearly identifies some media, fashion, or arty conglomerate. (Big IT companies don’t work as well for this trick, because no matter how exclusive Club GOOG, you will still be looked upon as a nerd. You may as well have a scarlet N on your forehead.)
Curiosity will overwhelm her good sense. She’ll ask (she will) for details. You’re in to sin.
Cute prole girls are salt of the earth, but they love the fantasy of the blue city alpha male with connections and a social calender bursting with fruit flavor. Dat “expert from afar” feel. Wearing something that signals you work for one of those dream companies, true or not, is a honey cock trap for inexperienced naifs. If the giddy sociopath is strong in you, feel free to concoct an elaborate, opulent lifestyle dedicated to your glowing self-conception.
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As someone who is part Italian American, I have found that giving off that slightly mysterious business activity stuff has worked well. So does knowledge of Italian firearms and hunting. FWIW…
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LOL! Great comment. I was going to write a similar thing. But mine was: “Insinuating you have a rap sheet helps a lot with prole chicks. My Italian-American name makes it believable.”
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deep in bucolic red territory
I visit the deepest of Appalachia once or twice a year. Away from any tourist point of interest, where directions include “take that unmarked road with chickens in the middle of it.” Girls have that unique melodious accent. Not at all like the regular Southern accent people are familiar with. More like Dolly Parton’s honey voice. Anyone else chub when reading “Charlotte Simons”? Ahem, me neither.
Yeah, red state affectations will slay poon in Hipsterlandia (there was in fact a recent CH post on this) but you cant fake that shit around the hillbilly boys. They’re the real deal. Best be the expert from afar. The downside — if you are a transplant family and not part of a local Baptist church, you will have a tough time getting to know people.
Closer to tourist points of interest, you will find a ton of blue state transplants and home-brewed hipsters.
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It’s an offshoot of Elizabethan English.
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This is why, when I lived in South America, the mid-sized cities were the best. The girls in the big capital city were great, and I didn’t have to work hard to draw them in, but in the smaller towns, all I had to was order a meal at a restaurant and the waitress wanted to know all about me.
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Fuck. Thank you Backdoor, I travel to big cities all the time and never thought of just taking a trek out to the boondocks to ‘explore the countryside’.
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Truly small towns aren’t ideal. Country girls are often timid and conservative, and everyone knows everyone, so a girl can’t be seen with a foreigner they just met. Mid-sized cities (100,000 +) are best because they are anonymous, but foreigners are often exotic.
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all I usually have to do is speak English
white men are prized everywhere but the USA
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Reminds me of that 60’s girl song:
“Who’s the Boy from New York City?”
Indeed, when out in the boonies, being the well-dressed, charming, afluent, and friendly sophisticate from the Big City gets you noticed and appraised as higher social value. Don’t put on airs but do maintain a slight reserve.
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Contrast = Alpha. This is a form of peacocking, of standing out from the bubba’s and the the farm boys in flannel and denim. Women seek out contrast as a sign of alpha, a sign of something different and likely better for better mating outcomes.
In college one of my roomates lived in a small rural town, his family was one of the few wealthy families there. He said if I wanted ot get laid I should just go spend a weekend at his families because “all the girls would fuck you just because of your watch or that your from the city”.
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Prole chick stories. One of them love love loved my Dyson. Ah dreams of the aspirational.
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Laughed so hard I just spit coffee on my monitor. “Hey babe, wanna come over and vacuum my house? I got a new Dyson.”
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I’m from a small town and have noticed that the odds of a white couple having a hot, white daughter are independent of location or economic status, therefore, there are perhaps more hotties per capita in the boonies than the city, though fewer in absolute terms. Many move away after graduation, though.
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Nothing makes their gina tingle like that zirconium -encrusted Encorpera broach.
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Or that neat little interlocking N and Y.
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I’ve found it helpful to be accent-neutral. I say “y’all”, but anyone who’s been around the deep South much (or studied their Southern history) knows that there were at least two, almost completely separate (white) accents, based entirely on socio-economic standing during the Civil War. While somewhat uncommon, examples of the upper-class accent are still available and a “gentleman” with a good ear can make definite use of it.
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Many persons conflate the Deep South, Virginia, and Appalachia, as well as their accents. Those are three separate cultures and dialects that have been lumped together into “the South.”
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This is true, although if you can find recordings (they’re out there although somewhat rare), the upper class accent of all 3 locations is remarkably similar. I suspect that a lot of it had to do with the more feudal nature of the Southern upper classes. They actually had a lot more in common with England than did the industrialized North. I’ve lived in both the Deep South and Virginia as well as spending a bit of time in Appalachia (going there in the morning, in fact to see family). And from my time in various parts (I’ve lived in five different states as well as three parts of Virginia), I believe the accents today are more diverse than they used to be.
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“They actually had a lot more in common with England than did the industrialized North.”
Well, if if Fanny Kemble is to be believed (and no one, so far as I know, disputes the fact that she met her plantation-owner husband in the North, not in tidewater Georgia), the actual owners of a lot of southern plantations actually summered in the North where it was cooler.
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I agree with Jhiron. I was raised in Texas, properly. My parents always told me to speak and carry myself as a gentleman. Never to say “ain’t”. A little bit of Southern charm and hospitality goes a long ways…especially for visiting Yankee girls. Its like catnip for hampsters
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Were you permitted to say “y’all”?
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I don’t understand why it won’t let me reply to your reply, JironGhrad, but here it is. I recently read and recommend to you Colin Woodard’s “American Nations.” It recounts the history of these three North American cultures as well as eight more, and you are right: the Southern planters were aristocrats who aimed to recreate the manorial life of the English countryside. The role of “peasants” was played by indentured servants and slaves. As late as the Civil War, Southerners were using their purported Norman ancestry as a justification of their superiority to the whites of the north, whose ancestors were middle-class, Anglo-Saxon Puritans and Quakers. Appalachians, however, were of different stock–Scots-Irish, lowland Scottish, and north English. Just as had their ancestor William Wallace, they didn’t cotton to no lords tellin’ ’em their business. They were enemies of the planters through the Civil War (that’s why there is now a “West” Virginia), but the rise of Evangelicalism and opposition to the northern occupation that was Reconstruction brought them together soon after it. They’ve been political and cultural allies ever since.
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A similar book is “Albion’s Seed” which covers the four initial migrations from Britain. Highly recommended.
I find that upper crust Virginian is recognizably different from most Deep South accents. I can detect a difference in low land Southern from upland Southern.
Don’t get me started on Cajun, Creole, and Texan….
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Hey don’t go ragging on us Texans! You’re right though, East Texas and Louisiana have a lot of those different accents going on. Customs too
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“Albion’s Seed”–as well as the author’s subsequent “Champlain’s Dream”–is perhaps the single biggest inspiration for “American Nations”, referenced multiple times therein.
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wear a shirt that says “college”
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[…] Ah, cute prole girls. I love em to death. It’s my studied opinion that red state prole chicks who don’t bloat up (a vanishing set, granted) are, on the whole, more feminine than their blue city counterparts. […]
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Could you post a picture of said prole girl here? Want to make sure I have the right picture in my head.
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Catch me up, what is a “prole girl”??
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http://www.amazon.com/Class-Through-American-Status-System/dp/0671792253
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Fat, high-T, egregiously tatted. Very low IQ with an obnoxious lack of self-awareness. Not sure what the fuck CH is getting at here, unless it’s just some wistful fantasy of a female archetype that vanished a long time ago.
[CH: landing in dallas airport i was treated to the sight of more beautiful slender, perfectly proportioned blonde bombshells than anywhere else i’ve ever been. denver was a close second.]
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CH, Dallas? Denver? Big cities are big cities; it doesn’t matter where they are. I’m disappointed to find such coastal elitism here of all places. You watch too many movies if you think the average white inhabitant of those places is “prole.”
[CH: there are plenty of cute prole chicks, and yes the thin ones are more feminine than swpl chicks.]
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Poor.
Think of the American analogues of Ukrainian chicks.
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One weird LARP thaf will totally work. Trust me…
[CH: have you ever taken a shower before a date, or held in a fart in the company of an attractive woman? guess what, you larped. or, to use the alpha male term of art, you engaged in a bit of salesmanship.]
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Yeah, right. Good luck in finding ANY prole girl under 22 (EITHER cute or bloated up) these days that hasn’t produced at least one womb turd she’s raising with her single own mother (who is probably no older than 40 herself).
It’s just amazing how effortlessly prole penises find their way into prole vaginas, while among the chattering classes a guy has to pass all kinds of shit tests and tests of political correctness in order just to get a first date.
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The flip side to this is the uneasiness my Manchester United warm up jacket emblazoned with the AIG logo causes in the SJW/SWPL infested East Coast blue (balled) city i currently reside. Been a protected minority assist in boosting the hamster.
A Halliburton golf shirt and a Putin tee would cause hamsterific fallouts on The Metro.
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One must familiarize themselves with dick stacking: cock calculus & arithmedick.
The formula goes like this: (N x 6) / 12 = A where N is the number of guys one has been with, 6 is the avg. member length, and A is the sum length of all Ns measured in feet. If you were to be pushed off a platform at that altitude and be injured from the fall – too many cocks.
The example uses 14 men, which works out to 7 feet. You should be able to land that and walk away from it.
One woman from Australia, Gwyneth Montenegro, wrote a book about the 10,000 dudes she banged while she was an escort. That’s a 5,000 foot drop – 4 times taller than the Empire State building, or equal to the starting altitude at which plane cabins are pressurized – which works out to 17 seconds of free-fall with a big splatter at the end. Terminal Velcocity, lol!
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Prole is “proletariat” abbreviated. Meaning working class, meaning city, not rural. Small town and country girls are quite different.
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So cute prole girls there have the same perception of blue state guys with fancy stories and things that girls here have of Western European guys with fancy stories and things. lol
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