da GBFM lzzzzlzzl™ slams the terse poetical verse and wins this week’s COTW.
instagram was invented
to capitalize
on the free butts and boobieszizi
women were
programmed
to share with
the worldonce upon a time
civilization saw that
a womenz buttz and boobz
were for husband
and that a girlz could not
share her buttz and boobz
with teh worldz
as her father owuld not
let herdat was long agaoznz
lzozoo
I really like that wistful coda, especially the clever formulation of “ago” which could be confused for “agonies”.