You can practically see the exact moment a tingle zaps her vagina.
The ponytail pull is a staple of charismatic jerkboys. This outtake is the best distillation of game in three seconds you will likely come across. Why is this so? Think back to this post describing the Fishing Theory of Game.
The shared idea behind all these pithy game theories is that women want a man who seems like he gets so much mad pussy that he can take or leave any one particular pussy. This is the man who “flips the script” and has women chasing him. Women love the man of plenty. Women are repulsed by the man of need.
The ponytail pull is fun, teasing, even taunting. But there’s a deeper subcommunication that speaks directly to the female id. The man who pulls the ponytail with reckless disregard for the potential of a withering rebuke from the girl is the man who, through his strong indication of indifference (IOI) to the girl’s reaction, signals that he is flush with sexual market options.
The ponytail pull is a powerful mate value cue; it implies to the delighted recipient, “This man is a man of plenty. He breezily risks my wrath, and my romantic rejection, therefore he must have no trouble getting women. Women desire him, so I must desire him. And, oh yeah, the thought of getting my hair pulled during a sweaty rut turns me on.”
A clearer delineation between alpha and beta males you couldn’t find. If you surveyed one hundred alpha males, more than a handful would confess to having pulled the ponytail. And those who hadn’t could easily envision themselves doing it.
One hundred beta males, to the contrary, would confess to never having pulled a ponytail. Instead, they would stare aghast at this demonstration of entitled, dominant, seductive male courtship display, and wonder aloud how it is girls fall for these jerks every time while they politely keep their hands off ponytails like true gentlemen.
[…] The Essence Of Game Condensed To A Three Second Video […]
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That’s awesome, unless she’s a real fem-twat and presses assault charges. Proceed with caution.
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I had the opposite thought: Yeah, this shiznat works, but that little tw@t is NOT mother-of-your-children material. Your future children’s Mom needs to turn around and smack the living daylights outta you. Unless you want Betas and Gammas for sons – in which case you should marry little miss tw@t-ho.
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My friend told me a story about an “alpha male” harassing his girlfriend before he came into the bar to meet her. He broke the jaw of the alpha male. POW! Alpha male didn’t even see it coming. Alpha male slinked away like the little childish coward he was.
Imagine that.
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Harassing? lolz You’re “harassing” us with your stupid story about a beta loser who needs to mateguard his gf.
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“Harassing? lolz You’re “harassing” us with your stupid story about a beta loser who needs to mateguard his gf.”
Maybe. But it’s a fine line between being aloof and being a pussy in situations like this.
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Not necessarily so, especially if the girl already knows the hair-yanker.
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My wife poured her drink down my back in one of our first encounters.
I calmly tasted the liquid on my shoulder… whiskey.
Self respect and a whiskey girl. I married her.
Our only prenup? Don’t get fat.
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Interesting point which makes me ask a question to those who are far better at gaming women than I ever will be;
if the girl gets angry, how does one turn this around? agree and amplify? but how?
what if she is really pissed off, is swearing at you, “explodes” in your face, says she will call security or something ?
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It’s very bold to pull the ponytail of a girl you’ve never interacted with. I’d guess in this video they’ve probably had at least some minimal interaction considering they’re sitting in bleachers watching a sporting event. Which means this guy has probably already built up some sort of attraction based on her fuck-me-eyes reaction.
So, if they’ve previously interacted and she instead gives fuck-you-eyes then I’d chortle, smirk and put my eyes back onto the field or engage someone else sitting by me.
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I may have one answer to my own question,
if she gets really angry, I guess one could say; ” I thought you were my friend’s sister, honest mistake “
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> “agree and amplify?” == Will you m@rry me? [TOTAL DEADPAN FAKE-SERIOUSNESS, puppy dog eyes, maybe even baby talk goo-goo gaa-gaa voice].
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Stand your ground. Stay bemused. I have at more than one occasion made them fall for it.
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I assume by the eyes and the body language if the friend standing next to her that this dude knew the girl. Do not attempt this on a stranger, it could get you charged with assault.
[CH: troll]
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CH: Careful, please. It may be a troll, but if so it’s a correct one: of course trying this on a stranger could get you charged with assault. And of course there was some existing basis for this highly successful ponytail-pull – for all we know, the puller was her BF; at the very least, he’s a natural who has been flirting with her half the game.
Context, as you often correctly remind us, is everything.
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It may be a troll, but if so it’s a correct one: of course trying this on a stranger could get you charged with assault.
Maybe if you try yanking the short hair on a fat feminasty.
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Proceed with caution, indeed.
Make sure you get a look at the phiz first…
… there are an awful lot of Gen X hipster doofi wearing pony-tails nowadays.
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Don’t worry, all the alpha males here can easily beat up anyone else.
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she is sooooo cute!
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In a rudimentary lesson about the advantages of being bold, the first comments are all about “proceed with caution.”
These posts are too basic for pros, too complicated/foreign for noobs.
Matt
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She’s not. #Klein #texas
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Treat em like a dog and they’ll hop in your lap
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Reblogged this on XWorkx.
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Mystery would be proud
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Please let your more naive and gullible readers know that the puller wasn’t a stranger to the pullee.
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It’s all fun and games when you are 8 years old or know the girl…just don’t pull any old ponytail.
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Unfortunately her Twitter is all my nigga, homey, that style. CH’s point still stands, though.
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Well, she’s obviously some sort of mystery meat Hispanic herself, so whaddya expect?
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Agreed.
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Although she is wearing a ‘Gone Fishing’ shirt. She was practically calling out the ‘Fishing Theory of Game’.
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Greg Eliot should put out the disclaimer for the autistic/asperger readers.
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By now it’s understood… or at least should be… that any suggestions for interacting with the opposite sex posted here are strictly on an “at your own risk” basis.
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Yeah, because “some guy on the interwebz named Greg Eliot told me to do it” just doesn’t cut it in the real world.
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‘any suggestions for interacting with the opposite sex posted here are strictly on an “at your own risk” basis.’
Agreed. If you expect these tactics to work, the at risk part is the women you attract with them.
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For some reason that Vine makes me think of doggy style….
As commenter Tom wrote yesterday:
“Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.”
― Anaïs Nin
Well put. She was known for writing erotica for women, better than most of what was out there at the time. Looking at Wikipedia, she seems to have aged well, always a good sign. And also from Wikipedia:
The explosion of the feminist movement in the 1960s gave feminist perspectives on Nin’s writings of the past twenty years, which made Nin a popular lecturer at various universities; contrarily, Nin disassociated herself from the political activism of the movement.
Contrarily? No, she was a woman who was successful because of her work, as opposed to the cadre of professional feminists taking over sociology departments with media support. I have read several successful women say they owe nothing to feminism. Back before 2000 or so, when they could still say that.
Anyway – Anaïs Nin’s quote above is an illustration of the fact that there are women who are aware of the nature of the sexes and embrace them. There are even more women who are willing to learn when they are dating someone who can tell them – but who before that had only an awareness that the media line was wrong, but lacked the information to counter it.
Remember that the anti-suffragette movement in Britain was led by women, and for good reason. The suffragettes were vicious left-wing extremists who attacked MPs in the street, poured acid in mailboxes, etc. The suffragettes strongly opposed allowing a (both-sex) referendum on whether women should get to vote, since they knew the majority of men and women alike opposed the idea. Back then voting wasn’t seen as a universal “right” and necessity – people approved of restricting it, more interested in having a well-informed small group of voters than making it a universal principle. Only the Left, and not even all of the Left, wanted everyone to vote, since they benefited from illiterates voting.
The anti-suffragettes were led by successful women, who wanted to keep the female sphere – the home, children, charity (a very big thing) – apolitical. That there were male and female spheres was something even the suffragettes agreed with. They just wanted to fill the female sphere with government rules and money.
For more on this, Google “A Cause Lost—and Forgotten”. Very fascinating reading. And it mirrors the treatment given to many nationalist movements and other anti-Cathedral movements.
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….But I digress.
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A, good stuff. In addition to the baleful influence of YKW, the history [to include the genealogy] of our own strain of anti-civilizational n!h!l!sm is really fascinating to me. And of course these native-born n!h!l!sts are like silly-putty in the hands of Evil Psychiatry Inc and the Gramsci Project. Evil Psych commands, “Jump!” and they all scream in unison, “HOW HIGH, MASTER?”
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I’d call that girl a 10. Am I wrong?
[CH: too generous. she’s a hard 8.]
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FX, whaddup wit da Dago piano tuner dude who was cheating on his wife with you?
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I broke up with him. He got divorced yesterday, possibly as part of an attempt to get me back.
I’m single. I’m completely horny. I can barely get anything done. But I don’t have a partner.
[CH: matt king will gladly flog, crucify, and raise your vagina from the dead.]
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Would he? Even if I thought of you the whole time?
[CH: like jesus, your vagina gazes heavenward in the moment of earthly release.]
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I use a little spoon to scatter about large grains of salt.
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How does the Shakespeare like turn of phrase operate when your dick is inside a girl? The verbal talent allures but it’s far above what’s necessary for sex talk. Like I am smart but I couldnt do much better than “Daddy please keep your huge white cock inside me forever and ever”, in that kind of situation.
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Jeez, if this doesn’t prove our little spoon is actually a soup ladle of queer troll, then nothing will.
The chateau could use some (((shakin’ it out))).
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THE LITTLE Love-god lying once asleep
Laid by his side his heart-inflaming brand,
Whilst many nymphs that vow’d chaste life to keep
Came tripping by; but in her maiden hand
The fairest votary took up that fire
Which many legions of true hearts had warm’d;
And so the general of hot desire
Was, sleeping, by a virgin hand disarm’d.
This brand she quenched in a cool well by,
Which from Love’s fire took heat perpetual,
Growing a bath and healthful remedy
For men diseas’d; but I, my mistress’ thrall,
Came there for cure, and this by that I prove,
Love’s fire heats water, water cools not love.
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That would be apt, since he thinks of me and Christ Jesus while he’s blogging to you about sex.
Matt
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Talk about the power of christ. What a comeback from such a gratuitous burn.
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Not head over heels over your Bushwick band guy any more spoon?
C’mon – it wasn’t true love?
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Without seeing the body, I’d say 9.5.
Show me a prettier face, really.
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Every cat has his favorite rat, and there’s no accounting for taste.
If I’m going Mediterranean/Hispanic, I’d prefer rounder eyes and a bit more buxom, like Sophia Loren or Raquel Welsh, before I start talking 9+.
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Mediterranean/Hispanic?
Not seeing it…and I prefer lighter skin too
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Face: irrelevant. Tits + ass = all.
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I get no beaner vibe at all. Maybe a touch of inbred trailer-park, if you’re looking for it.
Her makeup is deceptively heavy. She is high-school or college aged, and that means a baseline attractiveness so long as it isn’t ruined by hard living — no matter what unfortunate genetics she is destined to grow into.
They are all obviously there as a group, as her friend is already turned and engaged with the person behind her.
The tail tug is grade-school shenanigans, not the “essence” of alpha male behavior. Boys pulling girls’ hair is so basic that it is a cliche! Maybe it is necessary to instruct a certain asocial cynic-type to become playful (like they were as children) when they’re around women, but that’s not exactly a profound insight into The Mind of Alpha.
Matt
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Maybe I’m wrong, but she looks Mediterranean or Hispanic to me around the eyes and the skin tone.
Light Mediterranean/Hispanic, mind you…
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I concur with MK…
What a damn shame Nordic girls have to leatherize themselves into some kind of third worlder color – cuz hivemind.
Same with the makeup…I see so many pretty young girls, especially light skinned ones, who really overdo it when none is even needed at all.
Its kind of like feminism. The pretty girls are dragged down by their own herd instincts.
It also occurred to me we don’t know how old this girls is, so lets wrap this convo up, heh.
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Has Greg Eliot ever made an amusing post in the entire history of this website? I keep waiting for him to be half as witty as he thinks he is but it never happens
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No, he hasn’t. He isn’t very bright, and is not successful with women, as evidenced by how worried he is about interracial mixing, even among races other than his own.
Greg Eliot exists to make fun of, and to practice mockery on. Nothing more.
His IQ is about 83, so he is equal to a Negro in IQ (but much lower in SMV).
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fairies.
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Avaunt, fairy!
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“Avaunt, fairies!”
Greg: why do you type like you own a fedora collection? This isn’t the 18th century, faggot.
Can’t wait for the inevitable reply of some variation of “shakin muh hed” in a misguided attempt at irony. Surely it will be funny the 94367th time!
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As you can tell, I have a doppelganger who sometimes chimes in and does my light work (note the different icon, that the clue, dimwits).
So, there you have it… some come-lately-snark dweebs named evilcabal (the irony writes itself) and Anon2 don’t like me…
Now, if you can just get StraponWithin on board, the issue’s settled… and your little circlejerk can continue unabated.
You Cathedral company men… you fucking children…
You fairies.
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Thus far, you’ve only embarrassed yourself, Silly Lily.
One would think, after the numerous ass-smacks you got at the chateau last year, that you would have learned something on your hiatus…
… after all, you yentas are supposed to be smart.
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Lily, is that really you?????
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Lily, is that really you?????
Nah… Nicole is more likely, but I don’t think it’s her either.
Lily was highly allergic to any criticism of Eskimo malfeasance. I don’t see any hint of that from Anon2 here.
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I disagree little spoon,
I’d say based off her character, her virtuous past, family history, intelligence, homemaking skills, and attractive features…I’d be a good prize for her.
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This said, he sets his foot upon the light,
For light and lust are deadly enemies:
Shame folded up in blind concealing night,
When most unseen, then most doth tyrannize.
The wolf hath seiz’d his prey, the poor lamb cries;
Till with her own white fleece her voice controll’d
Entombs her outcry in her lips’ sweet fold…
O! deeper sin than bottomless conceit
Can comprehend in still imagination;
Drunken Desire must vomit his receipt,
Ere he can see his own abomination.
While Lust is in his pride, no exclamation
Can curb his heat, or rein his rash desire,
Till like a jade Self-will himself doth tire.
And then with lank and lean discolour’d cheek,
With heavy eye, knit brow, and strengthless pace,
Feeble Desire, all recreant, poor, and meek
Like to a bankrupt beggar wails his case:
The flesh being proud, Desire doth fight with Grace,
For there it revels; and when that decays,
The guilty rebel for remission prays…
Even in this thought through the dark night he stealeth,
A captive victor that hath lost in gain;
Bearing away the wound that nothing healeth,
The scar that will despite of cure remain;
Leaving his spoil perplex’d in greater pain.
She bears the load of lust he left behind,
And he the burden of a guilty mind.
He like a thievish dog creeps sadly thence,
She like a wearied lamb lies panting there;
He scowls and hates himself for his offence,
She desperate with her nails her flesh doth tear;
He faintly flies, sweating with guilty fear,
She stays, exclaiming on the direful night;
He runs, and chides his vanish’d, loath’d delight…
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“Daddy please keep your huge white cock inside me forever and ever”.
Now that is pathetic
There are incestuous whores with a bit more talent
———————————————————————————–
If I’ve killed one man, I’ve killed two
The vampire who said he was you
And drank my blood for a year,
Seven years, if you want to know.
Daddy, you can lie back now
If I’ve killed one man, I’ve killed two
The vampire who said he was you
And drank my blood for a year,
Seven years, if you want to know.
Daddy, you can lie back now
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I have always been scared of you,
With your Luftwaffe, your gobbledygoo.
And your neat mustache
And your Aryan eye, bright blue.
Panzer-man, panzer-man, O You
Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you
……………………………………………..
So no Shakespeare but Sylvia
When you are horny as Sylvia, you turn your
Daddy into a fascist, have multiple orgasms
and write a poem
Then you become a feminist icon
and finally you kill yourself
Do not tell that this not an exciting prospect
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I like when you call me Daddy
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Was watching my 13 year old son playing in the pool with some friends a few days ago, including a cute little 13 year old that I’m fairly sure fancies him. He gets out of the pool, grabs her towel and dries off. She complains, “Hey! That’s my towel.” He looks at her, smirks and says… “Nah. It’s my towel now.” The look on her face was priceless. She narrows her eyes, smiles and raises her fist as he nonchalantly walks away with her towel wrapped around him. And she just continues to stare at him with this puppy dog look on her face. Made me a proud dad.
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Funny! No need for him to read the Chateau. Though he might enjoy it anyway.
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Boss! Real boss!
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Another reason the ponytail pull is so effective: you’re committing an instinctive sexual move in broad daylight, all disguised by innocent playfulness. But the vagina knows better and reacts accordingly.
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At what age does this stop working?
Outside the bedroom, I mean…
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At the age you should ignore them, or is this wisdom going to get censored too? Stay under 25 unless it’s a slam dunk worth having, I don’t care how old you are. Go by ROI, of which age is the biggest factor on paper, but seduction is not on paper.
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Don’t try pulling Moobama’s hair. Her extensions would fall off.
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You been following the story of Mr & Mrs Soebarkah Dunham Love no longer wearing their wedding rings?
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No, that there is hair hat hooligan. H/T TJ Sotomayor. Pull that weave off and you will see Golem.
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“at what age does this stop working?”
Based on some hair-pulling interactions I had at an event with my 60-year-old high school classmates last summer…. NEVER.
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THIS THIS THIS Video should be shown to every Amy, every Female who wants to give a man advice about women.
The honesty of the 3 second interaction is breathtaking. Every man should use the global mute button on women’s blather and WATCH WHAT WOMEN DO.
Conversation is nothing but a distraction to a female’s higher brain functions while you game her hind-brain.
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Except that conversation is what you use to size up her fitness to be [or, more likely, to NOT be] the m0ther 0f y0ur ch!ldren. Always use the right tool for the job: Conversation for evaluating her intellect and spirit; Game for getting her to spread her legs.
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Black guys have less success it appears…
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This isn’t good advice for the femi-fascist times we’re living in. If you’ve ever spent time in the pen for slapping a (deserving) girl around you’ll know what I’m talking about. It’s not worth the risk. It can easily be misinterpreted, and you may find yourself with an unwanted entry on your rap sheet.
Stick to kino, unless you explicit permission.
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unless you *have* explicit permission…
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I’ve done hair tugging as kino, it works very well. Not a hard savage yank to a stranger, but when you are doing kino to arm, shoulder etc. already – grabbing a section of hair at the base of the skull, and giving it a firm but not sharp waggle – to accentuate a point or go along with “you’re so silly” with laser eyes… this kind of thing does light up girl’s eyes.
I find it is particularly useful in crowded bar environments, where there is already a ton of incidental kino so that normal kino is diluted with the crowd, or when there are dozens of beta orbiters who all hug each other and hug all the girls to say hello (while bending way forward of course). A tug in this environment sends a direct and strong message. Eyes get big.
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Yah. Use with discretion. Until you’re in the bedroom.
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Got a rep1y in m0d above here, but think long and hard about what responsiveness to this tactic means in terms of her nature. If you’re looking for the future m0ther 0f y0ur ch!ldren, then you want her to turn around and smack the daylights out of you. Whereas $luts who respond well to aggressive kino will give birth to sons who grow up to be Betas and Gammas.
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Naah – The only girls who don’t respond well to aggressive kino are Highly Sensitive (HSP’s) or have been traumatized as @Superfucker! point out.
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S, I sincerely hope you’re wrong about that. Although there might be a “self-selecting statistic” at work here. I’m 100% a Day Gamer, 0% a nighttime bar-wh0re s1ut Gamer.
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I think you are deluding yourself as to the nature of ALL women. Only fools believe there are good girls and bad girls, they are all bad for the right alpha male and good for the boring beta.
They are all the same and although reactions will differ you can’t categorically say good response = bad mother of children.
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Again, ST, I sincerely hope that you’re wrong – that there are some nice girls from good families, who have both a natural visceral [genetic] reaction and also some good old-fashioned home-training nurture which helps to protect them against this sh!znat. And s1ut-girl in the video is most definitely NOT the kind of chick I’m envisioning.
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Here it’s customary to hug friends of the opposite sex, somewhat. We shake the hands of men and hug the girls and most guys hug like that. I never understood why, although that’s how I hug girls I don’t fancy.
What’s interesting is how obvious girls her age are. I’ve had two high school classmates ask me to play with their hair and I kept making them compete for it by selectively channeling my hair play towards one or the other. That’s when I sat behind them since the girl sitting in front of me was into drawing things on my notebooks. And I was so stupid and didn’t take advantage of the propitious and unique situation in life that high-school is.
What’s funny is that I used to skip a lot in order to sleep until later, play sports, go to the movies or drink, which probably made me seem like a bad boy despite how effortless it was.
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I was chewing on some raw cauliflower last week while talking to a 24 year old 9 I had just met. As I’m talking I accidentally spit a small chunk of it onto her face, where it sticks. Without missing a beat, I laughed and said, ha, I hope you like cauliflower, then reached and grabbed it off of her face and popped it back in my mouth and continued the conversation without an apology and without dropping eye contact. You could at that moment see the tingle. Unfortunately, she was on a date with a buddy of mine and pals before gals and all that.
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Hah, I messed with a broad’s hair last night. Not uncommon for me to mess with a broad’s hair in a bar whom I have already met. Usually in passing to talk with another broad or ask her to dance.
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Had some fun results with checking out a girl’s hair – lean in, take some between my fingers and then say something like “Cool hair – hardly any split ends” combined with a gentle tug
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Pretty hair…uh oh.
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hair game
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The Cool hair line rules. If they’re 21 or under. “Cool hair bro”..guaranteed arm punch and giggles*
*Unless theyre fat/ugly
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I’ve also noticed the offending hand yanking that flaxen fluff happens to be white with a neat watch strapped on the wrist. i wonder if it bears any influence on the outcome.
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Haven’t done the hair pull, so I’ll work that in just for a change of pace at some point. Other things I found work. The solid shove of disgust. When a woman nags or berates me, or is simply getting on my nerves I’ll give her a solid shove, the kind of shove that says, “Get the fuck away from me you annoying twat.I don’t need you around.” That does the trick and gets them behaving more favorably. That feeling of rejection really gets into their head. I also like giving good reality check slaps to the face; a gentle slap that leaves shock and awe on their faces. You can’t tell if its rage or sexual desire, or both. I’m also a big fan of the public ass slap. My ex and I were in line at Costco and she wouldn’t shut up about the stuff I was buying and the lack of stuff I bought that she wanted. Then mid sentence I slapped her ass. It shut her up and garnered a sexy little grin out of her. I really think she loved the attention of all those people there staring at us in awe and disgust.
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Better is to act dismissively. “Good evening.” Followed by a sharp back turn.
I once did this to a woman who asked me to dance. She chased me across the floor as I was leaving and she wanted to chat about what she had done to offend me.
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It’s funny to slap women across the face as a joke(you can easily do it with their own hands for maximum amusement) or in bed insofar as you don’t hurt them because the reactions are awesome. 🙂
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If a broad you know gets offended at the hair pull, just laugh it off as a 5h1t-test and tease her as over-reacting. “I’m sorry, didn’t realize you were a nun.” If she calls for security, run like h311.
Context matters. You can do this in a bar with a woman you just met, but not in a shopping mall with a total stranger.
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Just be careful. If you happen to do this to a girl who’s been beaten and raped, she will react violently. And the law will be on her side. Learned this the hard way.
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Not in a bar, dude, Context. What is an assault on the street isn’t in a bar.
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Forgot to add that subliminal cues matter–cocky grin, for instance, as opposed to a scowl or a serious, analytical countenance.
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“What is an assault on the street isn’t in a bar.”
Uh…sure. Try telling that to the feminist cunt district attorney who’s handing your case.
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Might need to bring in some expert opinion–maybe an anthropologist.
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What percentage of women do you reckon have actually been stranger in an alley raped or with fist beaten? Virtually all women are free of actual trauma. If she freaks out and reacts violently or calls the law its because shes a child throwing a tantrum. And like you said, she has learned for some reason people take her batshit seriously instead of punishing her for it. Hell, men are something like 90% of victims of actual violent crimes. But if a guy blew up cuz of a little teasing or called the cops, hed be treated like he was an asshole
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In a sane society if a chick goes to the police complaining a guy tugged her hair she would be laughed out the station. We don’t live in a sane society. The same action that gets you laid, can get you locked up. I like those moist sugar walls too much to go mgtow, but wtf has the world come to when she can clearly like it but you can still end up in county lock up for it
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Not necessarily a non-sequitur…
Notice how he instinctively raises his head to match her somewhat stern gaze.
Apex Alpha.
Putin has complete control over Merkel, the indication he has a trump card.
What kind of dirt does the FSB have on Merkel? After all, they both worked for the same “bosses” up until 3 October 1990.
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So awesome! I seriously laughed out loud. Look at the feminist hatred in her eyes, and of course Putin would never back down on this.
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Putin FTW! This guy never bothers to ever give a fuck.
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I bet Putin’s pulled a full pony-tails in his day…
… but poor Angela’s never had her’s pulled… even once.
Somebody should redo this video to match the one above with Putin and Angela… I’m still up in the air about whether her scowl should remain.
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Lol at that old NWO whore!
That was priceless. Pure hatred…you can see her imagining all the fine young ass Putin gets, and that she knows on some level she is a dried up old joke.
I need to get my sh*t together and learn Russian and GTFO.
By the way, if anyone has any tips or resources for making that move, please share.
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Beautiful.
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Love that smile at the very end.
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/supermodel-doutzen-kroes-shared-breastfeeding-photos-on-inst#.orZ7J17qZa
Dutch Supermodel
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This has what to do with the topic at hand?
Further, it’s only about the third thread it’s been posted in as well… and at least twice by you.
Shill better or depart… (((shakin’ mah haid)))
… a third alternative is to get one in the yarbles, if’n ya got any, eunuch jelly thou!
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Race is ALWAYS the topic at hand.
As if you don’t talk about race on non-race threads, you stupid buttfuckaroni.
English clearly is not your first language.
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buttfuckaroni?
If that’s an example of English nowadays, I suppose it’s no longer my native language.
You wouldn’t happen to be a reincarnation of Lily, would you? Your posts sound suspiciously like some teen who’s a little smarter than average, but not quite as smart as she thinks.
And for the record, race often does insinuate itself into non-race threads… mostly started off by cogdis shills looking to fill the moat of the chateau with squid ink.
Any subsequent replies are like counterpunching when an opponent starts a fight.
So, my little cherub… go back over past threads and find me an example where I’m the non-sequituresque instigator… as you are in this instance… and I’ll send you a cookie.
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buttfuckaroni?
Yes. As in, you are a sphincter sergeant. A colon conquistador.
You get sexually excited when a Brit seeking a cigarette approaches you and says :
“Have you a fag, mate?”
to which you reply :
“Yes! I would love to mate with a fellow fag!”.
I hope that answers your questions, given your IQ of 83.
Lollllzzzzzlollzzzzzzzz!!
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Well, now you’re just embarrassing yourself…
… channeling Dame Edna as a twelve year old is no way to start your nightclub career, toots.
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Whiskey?
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Gross. Keep your cuckhold/lactation fetishes in the closet, queer.
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She disgraces her father.
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So does anyone else think the pulling hand is a bit feminine? You guys do realize that lesbians have completely different rules right?
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Since growing a significant beard I have had 3 broads grab it. To which I respond with a hair pull and an ass slap if possible. They like it.
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Not exactly on the topic of ponytail-pulling, but somewhat related:
I never thought I’d see an animated short that captured the principles of inner game as well as this. It’s brilliant, and should be required viewing for visitors to the Chateau. It’s called “The Reward”. Eight minutes long and well worth the time spent.
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It was worth the time. Thanks for sharing.
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Will try this some time. A little concerned that the smile will be the same one she gives her grandfather when he does it.
Someone should Photoshop it so when she turns around it is Hitlery Clinton.
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Flirting often has the same characteristics as father-daughter banter play. That’s the nature of the power gap and hence all these girls with daddy-daughter fets
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Hair pulling seems a bit aggressive for an approach. But crumple up a piece of paper and hit her in the face with it, or lightly flick her ear, and you get the same result–that look of surprise followed by an approving smile.
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A slight tug and when she turns around be ready with an impish smirk – thats more my style. Unless of course, Ive marginally interacted beforehand – then it s a full on hair grab.
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I’ll try it before I knock it anymore. But, yeah, ballsier is better if you know her. You have to disabuse her of the notion that you’re her friend in that case.
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If the IOIs are there, there’s nothing wrong with hair pulling. Otherwise, I’d refrain from doing it. What’s funny is that I used to torment the girl sitting in front of me by teasing her until she instituted this point system I was supposed to care about. I didn’t and I just used it to frustrate her further by generally teasing her but once in a while giving her hopes I’ll care for it.
I’m getting melancholic when I think of those times. I found some notebooks of girls from high school (skipped class so had to borrow other people’s notes and I forgot to return them) and thought of the times of giving silly notes to girls, getting kicked out of classes and all the trolling and fun I used to have. I wonder if there’s a way to keep your life the way high-school was despite you aging.
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I once picked up a girl in college at a bar on Halloween. She was dressed in a paper bag dress and I acted like I was setting her dress on fire with my lighter. Just messing with her a little. Big doe eyes and a grin.
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Walked into a restaurant yesterday and the hostess had a big t-shirt that said ‘HOST’ so I asked her ‘Are you the host?’ My female companions laughed. The host was refilling my glass all lunchtime.
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Looks like she’s ready to suck cock
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yeah that look she gives him gave me the tingles.
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Was that really necessary 😡
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Was that really necessary 😡
Yes. And so is this :
My buttox are smooth…
My buttox are round..
My buttox will soon make,
An incredible sound!
When the gas is released,
It will be dense and steamy.
For KateButtox, that is a treat,
As she finds the gas quite dreamy…..
Then you will…
…….(wait for it, wait for it)……
Detox my Buttox.
-GB
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Coises, fumed again. lolxzozlllolzzz
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Butt out. This does not concern you.
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Necessary? Pffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttt
Get into that kitchen and put on the spuds woman…………….
(((((Shakin mah head)))))))))))))
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I’m 39 trying to fuck an 18 year old. She flakes last week then sends me a text saying ‘I hope you are not mad’ and wants to meet up. I just replied ‘ I’m not but next time I see you – you will get a spanking’. See how this goes…
The girl in that clip is very nice.
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The ponytail pull is a powerful mate value cue
Used that just this weekend, although I said something like, “So is this like a bridle? You’ll go wherever I lead?” Got the laugh and she asked something to the effect, “So where will you lead me?” And we were off…
This was one of the few weekends where I wasn’t performing, so went with one of my girls to visit her family (her birthday present), and some of her HS friends showed up. Afterwards my girl came over and told me, “You are such a ‘dog’ hitting on all of my friends.”
One of the reasons I like her, she knows that she needs to deliver… But isn’t above using her friends to increase her standing. I like that in a woman…
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Even as a wimpy blue piller I knew the power of the hair pull. I usually use it as an attention grabber. Most girls expect a guy to tap them on the shoulder or come up and speak to them, but they don’t expect a hair pull. And since you did something out of the ordinary then you’ll automatically stand out to her. Similar (Less physical) tactics are stealing a girl’s hat or trying to grab her drink.
The hair pull can be risky with girls you haven’t established rapport with yet, though. So I only use it after I meet a girl in order to get her attention. I met a girl at a show last month and went outside with her for a smoke. While we were out there she ran into some people she knew and ended up ignoring me. So after a minute or so I pulled on her hair, she turned around, and then came right back to me. On the cab ride home I pulled her hair some more. Then when we got into bed I couldn’t pull her hair hard enough.
Have a girl let you pull her hair and she’s all yours.
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Stealing a girl’s anything is fun. I used to steal things from my female classmates all the time and they always giggled about it. It was funny when one girl was proud of me using her pen instead of the pen I’ve stolen from another girl. I don’t understand why I spent money on school supplies back then. Lol
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You stole from her dad who paid for the supplies, dickfag.
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Tip: don’t do the PTP if you shower once a week, are fifty lbs overweight and have a neckbeard.
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Tiptip: Don’t listen to this guy. Jabba the Hut showed us that with enough alphatude, the PTP is nothing.
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I’m halfway there, and have no problem.
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God there’s some fuckin pussy faggots in here these days. Oh noes you better not you’ll get an assault charge. Wtf ever…leave venue. What they gonna do, citizens arrest lollololzolz No name, deny deny.
Better yet play smart on your toes and if you can tell it backfires “I’m really sorry I honestly thought you were my friend I’m supposed to meet here, my mistake”. If anything the assault charge is just a supreme shit test and say chill out, I come in peace. Venture 2% actually ever file assault charge for anything..shit they don’t even report rapes except to the news lololozlozlzol. This excludes if you’re a neckbeard fat loser who can’t make eye contact cuz then it really does creep them out. Start slow aspies
The girl, would destroy/10. That look is a drug
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“I’m really sorry I honestly thought you were my friend I’m supposed to meet here, my mistake”
Confession from my early 20s. Hotel party, lots of people and drinking. This dude and I both gun for the same chick. Unfortunately she goes for him. He was a grade-A ashole alpha, so I understand. Later everyone crashes in various beds, floor, etc. Dude, chick, and I share a queen size bed and I get woken up by their fumbles at fucking. He got whiskey dick and they gave up. Now I’m horny and wanna do something.
She seems asleep. So I coyly put my arm on her, pretending its in my sleep. I stop and gauge her response. Nothing. Almost, like she’s pretending to be asleep. I tell myself to go ahead, and I slide my hand up her T-shirt, no bra underneath. And I am ready for her to jump awake angry, in which case I’d say “sorry, I was asleep and probably thought you’re my last girlfriend.”
But she is still. I friggin swear, by her breathing, that she is pretending to be asleep. So I start playing with her breasts, gently at first and then boldly. Horny as hell at this point, I slide my hand down her ribcage, her tight tummy, down to the elastic of her shorts. and she moves her hand to block me, at which point I know she’s awake and then I travel back north.
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The idea that it would ever get to an “assault charge” stage is laughable. Like you’re saying, these paranoid legalists are doing nothing so much as exposing their default coward state. I suppose that’s one purpose for posting the gif.
Our country cannot be free because “men” today enslave themselves to phantom notions of the law even when no one is looking or no one cares. Like stopping at a deserted intersection in the middle of the night because the light turned red.
An alarming number of readers are missing the key subtext to this post: Chicks Dig Boldness. They respond viscerally to men willing to take risks (like transgressing social proprieties) to demonstrate their attraction. Even the gnarliest feminist appreciates that unspoken fact in her loins, so long as you didn’t autistically transmit malice as part of your teasing.
Further, women want to be touched and ordered and directed. There’s even a specific word for it: manhandled. Not that she’s allowed to admit it aloud, or even to herself, but that’s the game, isn’t it?
If today’s men struggle with transgressing the social niceties that women ache for them to transgress, how in the fuck are we ever going to have a revolution? Western man has become a domesticated pet who considers breathing in another person’s airspace an aggressive violation of personhood.
Get handsy you son of a bitches, get handsy. You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate.
She’ll figure out a way to push back if she wants you to stop. But maybe she doesn’t want you to stop.
Matt
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And how many women have you slept with, exactly?
By your own admission, the answer is — NONE.
Given that reality, it’s hard to believe you know a damn thing about how women “want to be touched and ordered and directed.” Your knowledge of such things, you Jesuit freak, is second-hand at best.
One paragraph from YaReally is worth any number of your pompous, pious walls of text.
Get lost, you moron.
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Ha. Ha ha. Hahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
My wish is that Santa Claus brings every obsessed member of my fan club some self-awareness for Christmas. Just a drop.
Matt
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@Bel Riose
Well… priests do hear confessions…
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I do this with girls….if you give their hair a sharp tug they squeal with delight.”
I’ve done it when I’m dancing with a girl and she steps on my feet or loses her balance…or says something stupid…or shit-tests or puts me down….
it’s a total surprise and reframe…you just have to then stare her down with a smile of amused mastery…
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Another attention grabber; Going up to a cute gal at the bar and saying”I think you should by me a drink.” The last time I did it she responds “Ive never had had a guy say this to me” I responded with ” well theres a first time for everything “- followed by a big fat grin
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‘What else have you been afraid of doing? ‘ would have been my answer. Then I would have framed her as a shy girl and teased her about it.
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“. . . they would stare aghast. . .”
Surely not (stop calling me Shirley!) after they saw her reaction. Right? I mean, there you go. Proof. Of course everything in situation, depends on the context, but still. That smile, move closer is proof of no harm/no foul plus more. Even betas can see that.
Right?
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I haven’t pulled a ponytail, but I HAVE sopped beer up pff my hardwood floor with a girls hair during sex, does that count…?
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Only if it happened during anal and you videotaped it.
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I’ve yanked girls’ ponytails before. Typically, their reaction is mock indignant; they blabber that I “shouldn’t do that” but they don’t seem all that mad at me.
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…and the verbal version is to address her with a lusty “bitch”. (Something bitterbetas/gammas won’t be able to pull off correctly, guaranteed.)
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That chick playing Anais Nin is the actress who played Bruce Willis’ girlfriend in Pulp Fiction. As our host said, an 8 (if you are OK with that furriner hook nose).
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[…] You can practically see the exact moment a tingle zaps her vagina. The ponytail pull is a staple of charismatic jerkboys. This outtake is the best distillation of game in three seconds you will likely come across. […]
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I have seen a guy (27 yo) with balls of steel doing this kind of stuff to a cute feminist (28 yo) I was into, and it was pretty impressive.
He simply cut paper into little confettis, put them in his hand and blew them to the face of the girl.
She reacted upset, and burst out.
He simply jumped his arms around her neck, non stop laughing.
She was completely disarmed. She calmed down.
Two weeks later he was fucking her. He fucked her good, so she transformed herself into a gentle, nice, helpful smiling lady.
They stayed a few month together. Then he began to like her, betaized himself, and she dumped him.
I remember his long lasting pain…
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