There were a lot of quality comments this week, but it was past time to give one of CH’s favorite running gag maestros, GasButtox, the honor and privilege of the COTW trophy. It’s time to give the man his doo…dy.
Feminist(butto)X,
An ambitious lass…
Who wants to have class…
Knows that my ass….
Makes whopping quantums of gas.It will be your privilege and honor to detox my buttox. You will be using a turmeric essence, to generate a nice golden hue.
What put this particular GasButtox sonnet over the top was the “turmeric essence” quip. For those who don’t know, FeministX, aka little spoon, is of Indian heritage.
If GasButtox and GBFM were in the same room together, their conversation would be very entertaining.
“lzzlolzzlol alpha fux beta bux”
“alpha essence beta buttox”
“lzzlllzzllll more cockas for you”
“milk milk lemonade in front go the cockas out the buttox my gas is made”
“lzzl bernankified wimmins loolll”
“a slut so crass, bernankified to the last, perches behind my ass, to eight ball my salubrious gas.”
Plural of quantum is quanta
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It’s funnier when there are minor foibles like that… but here’s your cookie.
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Munch munch. Thanks!
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Damn, for a moment there, I thought we were talking about carpet munching. Sheeeeit!
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Who is the new faggot pretending to be me?
You couldn’t shine like me if I bought you a hat made of diamonds.
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PART I, APRIL 17: The denigration of men: Ridiculed, abused, exploited – the triumph of feminism has made today’s men second class citizens, argues a deliciously provocative new book And it’s time the chaps fought back http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3044380/The-denigration-men-Ridiculed-abused-exploited-triumph-feminism-today-s-men-second-class-citizens-argues-deliciously-provocative-new-book-s-time-chaps-fought-back.html
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PART II, APRIL 19, concerning anti-m@rri@ge, but W0rdpre$$ keeps eating the link.
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I miss GBFM. Haven’t seen his comments around lately.
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CH -> Teh Misogyny. BTW, does anyone have any general thoughts as to which kinds of chicks respond well to Bathroom Talk Game? I always used Bathroom Talk [on their part] as a filter to weed out the chicks whom I did NOT want to get involved with. Yuck.
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I thought GasButtox was GBFM? Or is that the beauty…
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What color is he?
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Amanda can’t find a man. Duh.
How the Bitter Men of the MRA Movement Ruin Things for Other Guys
http://www.alternet.org/how-bitter-men-mra-movement-ruin-things-other-guys
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“How many people ruin themselves by laying out money on trinkets of frivolous utility? What pleases these lovers of toys is not so much the utility, as the aptness of the machines which are fitted to promote it. All their pockets are stuffed with little conveniences. They contrive new pockets, unknown in the clothes of other people, in order to carry a greater number. They walk about loaded with a multitude of baubles, in weight and sometimes in value not inferior to an ordinary Jew’s-box, some of which may sometimes be of some little use, but all of which might at all times be very well spared, and of which the whole utility is certainly not worth the fatigue of bearing the burden.”
― Adam Smith, The Theory of Moral Sentiments
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Never… gets… old.
“I’ll stop doing it when you stop laughing.”
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Heh, heh, heh. Pfffffft.
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“I’m sorry, Shaun.”
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You know, i could never get into indian women. Some are definitely worth the bang but as soon as you get too close to them, their stench really kills it for me.
I was hanging out with one with the biggest tits i have ever had the pleasure of “nudging” into. Unfortunately, i couldnt get past her god awful smell. Some say it’s all the curry they eat but whatever.
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You must not have seen that booty shot she posted.
that thing was ripe.
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Have you ever visited India? The whole place smells like an Arab with tuna sandwiches in his armpits.
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There’s one on BBC America that moderates a science show who is hot as hell.
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From the home site of the low information crowd.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/plus-size-advocate-ashley-graham-on-outshining-116251548208.html
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“Instead of answering her as soon as he saw her hair grow electric, her face more vivid, her eyes like lightning, her body restless and jerky like a racehorse’s, he retired behind this wall of objective understanding, this gentle testing and acceptance of her, just as one watches an animal in the zoo and smiles at his antics, but is not drawn into this mood. It was this which left Lilith in a state of isolation – indeed, like a wild animal in an absolute desert.”
― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
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“I will ream out every wrinkle in your cunt, Tania, big with seed. I will send you home to your Sylvester with an ache in your belly and your womb turned inside out.”
– Henry Miller, concerning Anaïs Nin (‘Tania’ in Tropic of Cancer)
http://flavorwire.com/189625/still-scandalous-tropic-of-cancer-50-years-later
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You cannot serve both God and Bernanke.
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Bernankification of Desolation
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Bernanke’s not looking for the cure.
Bernanke’s not concerned with the sick amongst the pure.
Bernanke let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Bernanke’s not one to choose.
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Lzzzzooooollllllzzz
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On the topic of feminists being awful, I have a short anecdote. Usually I point out why MRAs/PUAs/etc are just as awful as feminists but I never explained why I hate feminists in the first place.
I work for a company whose #1 customer demographic is straight White women. And most of these customers are decent people that I get along with. Occasionally there is customer who gets butthurt and makes unreasonable demands. Almost always, that customer is a fat activist and a feminist. One day we were trying to gather customer information by asking questions to our customers as to what they would like to see being offered by our company. In particular, two customers decided to get hella angry at the wording of our questions, even though they were not intended to offend anyone. The more we tried to change our wording to be more sensitive to their wants, the angrier they got. No matter what we said they nitpicked it and said it was somehow “body-shaming” and “insulting”. We even apologized and deleted our original question and they got angry for us deleting our question.
The moral of the story is, fat activists and feminists are never happy. You can bend over backwards to please them and they will still be angry.
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Putin is our last hope. There is a reason the neoCONs hate him so much. Hillary, Obama, McCain, Romney, etc..
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Do not be silly. That psalm (146) has a gorgeous Russian chant version.
on that VERY day his plans perish
Oink
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Moscow is the Third Rome. There shall not be a fourth.
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Interesting… not sure I agree, but interesting.
Leastwise, it holds more weight than the tired all-things-economic-‘n-class-struggle viewpoint of StraponWithin.
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That’s what the Russian Orthodox Church says and has said since before 1453. It’s why YKW hates Russia so much. They’re on to them and the Zhido-Masonsky Zagavor. Dostoevky’s mysticism was largely apoctolyptic in nature and centered around the Nation being overtaken by ghouls and evil Spirits, i.e. the Bolsheviks. Anton Bloch also shared this vision.
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The last hope … for what? Mass selloff of public industries, and the creation of a new class of oligarchs?
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Last hope for what? A Soviet YKW dictatorship? Nuclear war? Vlad is no slouch but Russia is not and never has been a friend to the West. So sick of the Putin worship. He’s Joe Stalin lite. If Putin had his way it voud be off to ze Gulag vith you. Liberal Capitalism and Soviet Communism are two sides of the same coin. Whenever a truly conservative Germanic ethno state springs up, these “enemies”always gang up on it. South Africa and Rhodesia, pariah states in the middle of the Cold War (how does that happen?!)
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You’re cute.
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Put a sock in it, Lamba boy
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See, for me, those two are where this whole schtick goes wrong. Funny? Absolutely. But wrong.
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ForeSkin-less
You always this funny?
Oink
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Whaddya mean “funny”? Wha, like a clown? He’s here to amuse us?
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And God gazed upon the CH comment section and He within an instant of an instant read all those that were of the one known as Feminist X.
And He chuckled to Himself at the blatant sophistry and nature of those..the descendants of Eve. And Feminist X gave to the heartistians pics of her fit body and shapely ass. And God said it was good.
Then one day, Feminist X presented an image of her East Indian face and God said:
“Let it be known to man, and passed from father to son, the term i give to you this day: ‘butterface'”.
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Yeah but she fucked you niggas up with that booty shot she posted.
That thing was ripe and you know it; the one in the two tone leotards that she had to take down?
nobody expected that.
I think I saved it after I jacked off to it.
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Cool story. But needs some gold chains and drumbeats
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You should knock her up. The kid could have his own a 7-11 to rob whenever he felt like it.
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ha, ha, ha, very funny mofos…
but you know you did a double take when she posted that ass shot; none of us were expecting that. why is it so hard for you faggots to give credit were credit is due?
That ass looked like it belonged on a pagan temple mount.
My copy is on another hard drive; maybe she will post it for us?
I was joking when I asked here to post a booty shot; but when she did I was like “Jesus Christ!”
and I rarely use the lords name in vain.
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Now THAT’S droll!
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No reason you should get to have all the fun with our “talented 3/5th”
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Wait up, homes. If I’m half-black, then it’s really (3/5 + 1.0) / 2 => 0.8, no?
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dude you’re like one of those black scientists on television!
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Got a girl’s number at the grocery store. She gave me her bf’s number how do you prevent that?
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You do a fat line of blow with her and then YOU give her YOUR number.
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Two games of thumb war, then I was gonna kick her bitch ass bitch boyfriend’s ass, for real.
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Heh, heh… wannabe PUA got AMOG’ed by an iPhone.
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Whatever. It’s fun even when you fail, especially when you’re drunk.
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I dunno if it’s fun, but I’ll give you having the right attitude towards failure… most of the great successes stem from multiple instances of it.
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@ greg Eliot
It was actually fun. The approach went well, or seemed to. The “could you put your girlfriend on?” Response is good. At minimum, it’s a funny way to brush off the rejection.
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“Um, this is a bit embarassing, but could you put your girlfriend on? Thanks.”
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Aww, internet liberal queeftards and their Stalinist double-standards on free-speech can’t hack Michael Buble calling out a butt everyone and their brother (not that kind, brotha) would say is a bit big.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3043775/Michael-Bubl-starts-vacation-sour-note-gets-followers-riled-posting-woman-s-butt-Instagram.html
Call the freaking SJW waahmbulance! Waah, waah, waah…
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Michael Buble has the right to post whatever he wants on his instagram and his post was well within the rules that instagram set out for their users. I went through a similar situation recently in which I posted an innocent question on a different online channel. What I learned is that feminists and fat activists have a neverending list of demands, so the best way to deal with them is to ignore them.
I work for a company whose #1 customer demographic is straight White women. We wanted to introduce new products for our larger customers, but we wanted their input first. Most of the customers were helpful, but two in particular got butthurt by the wording we used. We apologized, and changed the wording to make it even more PC, and they kept nitpicking every edit and apology. Finally I gave up trying to not offend them. It’s their damn fault that we’re not offering any new products for women of their size. In fact, THIS is why more companies don’t want to cater to larger women. Every time a corporation tries to do research on the desires of their larger customers the fat activists screech about how the wording of the questions are “insulting” or that the questions “single out” bigger people as a distinct group.
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Ugh. That must be rough. -Sympathize. I really sincerely hope that eventually corps and society at-large learns that just because internet social media democratizes comms, or even someone’s PR, that not every crackpot or shrieking harpy with a twitter account is someone they should Actually listen to, or even constituent of a majority.
Sorry, but some customers are not worth having.
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I would imagine the best way to market to fat white women is simply create a brand that sells that ‘fat is thin’. Have all the trimmings of a high fashion super skinny campaign but with pretty faced fatties in it. That’s all they want. To be lied to.
The bigger the lie the bigger the sales.
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@FuriousFerret
At this point I am completely done trying to cater to fat activists and feminists. It’s not worth any profit that could have been gleaned from them.
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I think the funniest ones are where GasButtox makes fun of Kate Minter’s May-December gold-digging.
If you think about it, funds are transferring from Mark Minter’s sister’s husband, to Mark Minter (who is supported by his sister = sister’s husband’s earnings), to Kate, to GasButtox.
That is a lot of transactions. Why can’t Mark Minter’s brother-in-law pay GasButtox directly, so Kate get the benefits? That saves excess transactions.
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Is that what they mean by “gas money”?
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Don’t be ridiculous. Since he moved here, I’ve support Mark Minter, and I’ve been proud to do it. If for no other reason than to make all you men who have to pay women to be with you look like jackasses. LOLOL Newsflash: there are women in the world who both work and are devoted sisters and wives. And amongst all the “not one step back,” hot air, there are some of us who actually put in the daily work to live that motto and defend our men. Now run along and discuss things like “text game.”
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You two look very happy together.
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Yeah, it’s not unusual to see Anon2 blowing smoke… and it certainly did sound like he had a bit too much “inside information” to be credible.
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Interesting and relatively unexplored issue at CH. Traditionally, many of the best womanizers lived off women materially AND romantically. To their credit, CH and most Dark Enlighteners don’t advocate this, they advocate manning up on the material side.
I myself, a lifelong beta, have nevertheless had a certain lifelong spoiled charm that, had I just learned a smidgeon of devilry at 17 to counter my spergy side, what I have had to learn now in middle age, would likely have had me swimming in pussy AND valuable gifts, for decades.
As it is, my wife and my girlfriend each do far more of the day-to-day work than I do. Both tremendously energetic women.
But then, I don’t for a minute claim to be alpha. Just a pupil.
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I don’t advocate for womanizing or polygamy, yet I do not have much in common with Red Pill Princesses. Our circumstances are a result of some bizarre twists of fate. I consider myself a Woman Who Just Happens to Be Going the Same Way Men Going Their Own Way Are Going.
Its interesting to me that you mention “manning up on the material side.” This is the cornerstone of the Feminine Imperative. Men are not supposed to get women unless they pay. If they do get something for what appears to be nothing, they are womanizers. Now I don’t deny the existence of womanizers, but It depreciates a man to reduce him to a salary and possessions. I value character and spirit far more than material flim flam. I value having a 24/7 bodyguard. I value the additional calm and order to our lives. I value his intellect and guidance. Its like having a genius in residence. So, there is far more to it than what people suppose.
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Way to lean in, Kate!
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Haha Just so long as I don’t *fall* in!
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Fuck ‘dat “lean in” shit! I’m all about bending over for whitey, dig?
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“Who mark minter this is?!”
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A fully loaded Saturn 5 rocket weighed about 6.5 million pounds on the launch pad. After lift-off, it only needed about 60 seconds to break the speed of sound.
Here is the deal… the MFing deal.
NASA has forgotten how that was ever done. If pressed, today, they will admit that they could not re-produce that level of performance no matter how much bernankified money they could spend on it The plans were lost and the engineering heroes who worked it out are all long dead or drooling on themselves in nursing homes all around Galveston Bay..
They COULD NOT do it today.
About 1500 years passed before anyone in Italy recovered an effing clue about how to build a decent example of an aqueduct.
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I love it. Dindus and Taco Bell is all we are now. (well, for a bit anyway)
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That’s nothing… Sub-Saharan scientists actually forgot the formula for ice.
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The plans were lost and the engineering heroes who worked it out are all long dead or drooling on themselves in nursing homes all around Galveston Bay..
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I have probable cause to suspect the Apollo moon landing was faked.
That may be why the plans for all the hardware seem to have been conveniently “lost”.
There was no need for a launch vehicle the size of the Saturn 5 or the Soviet N-1
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Probably cause? What law school did you attend, the Universitay o’ Nigeria?
You and your ‘faked moon landing’ spiel. (((shakin’ mah haid)))
C’mere so’s I can smack the black off you.
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Did you miss the Nie Blankes section buddy? Faked my ass.
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I respect these guys because of how badly they suck at lying.
They suck and thats good on them.
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One big “tell” is the Apollo 11 photos.
They are straight up professional studio advertising agency quality; not just the lighting and focus, but the composition and choice of shots is all ad agency quality.
Compare the Apollo 11 photos to any technical diving photos (oil rig, salvage…) of the era.
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“Shut the fuck up, Donnie… you’re out of your element.”
Really, t-h-w-a-c-k… this whole “faked moon landing” schtick of yours would be a disgrace to the Aborigine race… stop embarrassing yourself.
Stick with the muh-dikkery… at least that saves a few shakes o’ de haid.
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Putin on negotiating with James Blonde “Its like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and struts around like it won the game”
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“NASA has forgotten how that was ever done.”
NASA was headed by an operation Paperclip Nazi. They still give an award in his name to this day.
Nazi science brought us into space. Too bad they failed to achieve all their goals.
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If NASA knew how to design a deep-space rocket, nobody in this country could build it, nobody could machine the component parts and nobody could bother bidding on the work. NASA orders a $10 hammer – and you have $900 in paperwork to sell it to them.
Instead of other planets, Da Gubmit should start a program for a giant drill to bore a hole though this one to China. Then the chinks could just drop their cheap crap down the hole – and we’d save on transport costs.
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Actually, that’s not quite correct.
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How do you submit Beta of the month, Comment of the week, Goodbye America (in a photo) and other submissions? Ive got some good photos !
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Meanwhile there are some less important stuff compared to tribulations of a little whore oh pardon spoon happening in Europe
Barbarian Invasions part 146
Last year alone 150000 enreached European soil by its vibrancy through Italy only
This time Untermenschen in the process manged to throw 12 Christians in the sea before reaching the what used to be Christian soils
http://www.dw.de/italian-police-arrest-15-muslims-on-charges-of-throwing-12-christians-from-migrant-boat/a-18388810
More importantly one ship sunk bringing with itself 700+ of cockroaches
All embarkments invariably start in newly “liberated” state of Lybia
You will of course remember that 2 french Eskimos play crucial role in this endeavor namely the president at the time Sarkozy and an insect known as BHL
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article36927.htm
Needles to say that all European media are in tears led by British Brainwashing Corporation
Take a wild guess as to who is BBC boss
Another Cohencedence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Cohen_%28television_executive%29
And finally guess what Marxist Pope has to say about the invasions
http://time.com/3827485/pope-francis-europe-help-migrants-italy/
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OT (not like it matters on this post…)
Omega dreams of becoming alpha:
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in the meantime, more agitprop about the hidden beauty of third world immigration:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/no-one-believe-katie-hopkins-181702324.html#Sf2Gszn
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A lot of times, I think these types of articles are often back handed advertisements for views like Katie’s.
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Here’s one for YaReally, HABD, Kant et al
Met this 29 year old teacher on OKC a few months back. Gamed her hard.. r-selected.
When we first met up, we made a bet about a football game and the prize was if she lost she would come over and make tea that night.
She lost. I had to get up early the next morning but she did text to say she was on her way home late. I told her rain check.
Some back and forth, texts, she seemed keen, wasnt’ around, I was busy.
So this past weekend I text her to meet up. She says she’s going to be in my neighborhood watching a concert. Ok, next week then.
But that night I happened to be at a party in my neighborhood so texted her late to come over for that tea. Some back and forth finally at 3am she agrees to meet up. It’s clearly on.
She doesn’t want her friends seeing her leave the meeting spot together, we take a taxi. She has a drink at my place, says she’s drunk.
We make out. Then the shit tests start…including the mother of all shit tests…she shows me a screen grab of a text response to one of her friends on OKC which is my standard greeting—same one I sent to her. Asks if I’m just ‘fishing”..
So instead of backing away I say: “Yup, so? I’m a man and you’re a woman. Don’t tell me you’re jealous I contacted your friend. Awwww, but you’re the one here…”
Later she says ” This feels so wrong…” ME: “totally” and keep making out. She stops and stares at me. Then continues making out.
Whatever nonsense I said, I didn’t let if faze me. Finally after getting no where with her, I go to bed.
She follows…climbs in, takes off her top. We make out…I bang her..she actually squirted. I’ve never seen this.
So not only was this girl up for it, after the shit testing she was so turned on she couldn’t control herself.
So moral of the story is that girls who want to bang you will find a way to do that…all you have to do is not screw it up. This was all classic: reams of shit tests that basically are her trying to
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Wala, awesome, sometimes you just have to let the ASD hamster spin on its wheel until it tires itself out. One tactic that works really well is when she goes into LMR mode don’t escalate at all, but don’t break state either, just stay at the same escalation phase. She’ll keep ASDing for a while and eventually since you’re not feeding it it will taper off and you can proceed to bang her.
Here’s my old LMR method that might be helpful for some people:
http://www.pua-zone.com/showthread.php?12956-Kant-s-LMR-Busting-Technique
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read your thread. very clever turning them around… I’ve had a few eject post finger orgasm… too much release of tension, but that was from the front.
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Sentient, the point of the fingering is to build up a ‘vacuum’, not to make her cum. It builds tension rather than releasing it–don’t touch her clit.
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…logically derail what she emotionally wants. it was 4 chicks in a week that I banged. A recent record.
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You sexy motherfucker. Im jealous
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the biggest shit-test of all was to confront me about hitting on her friend online…she said “I was saving the courage to ask”…I wonder if asking me in this way actually turned her own.
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Just trying to feel the strength of ur frame i guess.
Can u share the back n forth txts and wat shit she was throwing when u felt like this isnt going anywhere and went to bed..
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@Walky they weren’t tests, this was at my place at 3am…we start making out.
Her: “This feels wrong”
Me: totally… pause…keep making out. pause, have a drink, chat more…keep making out
We played the question game, I ask: “What part of your body do you most like kissed?”
She starts trying to change the subject…”Answer me first…” I say.
She then shows me the screen grab of my outreach on OKC to her friend.
Me: hahaha, jealous?
Her: no, you’re fishing….
Me: I cast a wide net….you’re here aren’t you?
Her: Did you meet her?
Me: Let me see…no, I’m a man, I make no apologies for being interested in women.
Finally after all her annoying banter, I got tired. I got up, went to bed…
She joined me. Then the rest was just falling into line. In case there was some misunderstanding….I banged her again in the morning.
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walawala: Me: Let me see…no, I’m a man, I make no apologies for being interested in women.
solid line, right there.
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@PD Walker I think a lot of this was in the delivery…in other words not caring and laughing it off. I also asked her “Are you a stalker?” When she showed me that screen grab of my outreach to her friend.
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Solid. Love the frame. Game deniers should just follow your history of posts… so much growth!
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