There were a lot of quality comments this week, but it was past time to give one of CH’s favorite running gag maestros, GasButtox, the honor and privilege of the COTW trophy. It’s time to give the man his doo…dy.
An ambitious lass…
Who wants to have class…
Knows that my ass….
Makes whopping quantums of gas.
It will be your privilege and honor to detox my buttox. You will be using a turmeric essence, to generate a nice golden hue.
What put this particular GasButtox sonnet over the top was the “turmeric essence” quip. For those who don’t know, FeministX, aka little spoon, is of Indian heritage.
If GasButtox and GBFM were in the same room together, their conversation would be very entertaining.
“lzzlolzzlol alpha fux beta bux”
“alpha essence beta buttox”
“lzzlllzzllll more cockas for you”
“milk milk lemonade in front go the cockas out the buttox my gas is made”
“lzzl bernankified wimmins loolll”
“a slut so crass, bernankified to the last, perches behind my ass, to eight ball my salubrious gas.”