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The Shitlib Face

April 22, 2015 by CH

Pleasureshivvers draw copious blood in an entertaining thread titled “Shitlib-faces.png“. Do shitlibs — aka leftoids (the CH nomenclature crafted to draw attention to the essential anti-human ideology of SJWs) — have a distinguishing “look”? Why, yes, they do.

It’s physiognomies all the way down.

I leave it as an exercise for the reader to find the shitlibbiest face of all time. Here’s my contribution:

I think I just lost five years worth of boners.

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  1. on April 22, 2015 at 11:18 am Lazy Hero

    Sickness of the west. Used to be the normative template would have kept them in check or exiled.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:11 pm itsme

      you mean the heteropatriarchal cisgendernormative template

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:25 pm Anonymous

        As a genXer, I used to thank god we didn’t have to go fight in some stupid war, and I heaved a sigh of relief when I didn’t have to worry about being nuked by the Soviets any more.

        But good god. Ironic that the West defeating all its enemies was what doomed it.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 3:38 pm James Blonde

        You never defeated me; I got the title, the belt and Im pretty as a girl…I must be the greatest, I showed all you suckas…

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm James Blonde

        Ironic that the West defeating all its enemies was what doomed it.
        —————————————————————————————

        You didn’t defeat anything. Just like Foreman you defeated yourself by falling for the rope-a-dope, punching yourself out, chasing yellow men thru the jungles of SE Asia; using a $900,000 missiles to kill bearded brown men with a rusty AKs…

        Not to mention those billion dollar fake moon rocks you fell for.
        (((shakin my head)))

        What doomed the west was mofos like you getting high on their own supply of lies, deception and falsehood.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 5:49 am Greg Eliot

        What doomed the west was mofos like you getting high on their own supply of lies, deception and falsehood.

        Like “All Men Are Created Equal”…

        … and the modern day equivalent “Race Is A Social Construct”.

        That said… it may be like trying to catch a cuckoo in the forest, getting YT to tell the truth… but getting you darkies to tell the truth would be like trying to catch the echo of the cuckoo’s call.

        Seriously… never knew a n1663r to come clean, even when caught in flagrante delicto.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 6:20 am PA

        The West is only as doomed as its leaders, and barring them, its principled dissenters, allow it to be. In other words, we can undoom ourselves. Can’t say that for people who will undergo a 90% die off at the pull of the welfare plug.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:07 am James Blonde

        You make a good point Eliot, thank you.

        Its the main reason the white man should close up shop and get out of the lying business altogether.

        FOREVER.

        Just look at yourself?

        “You people” have refined the art of lying to the point even your own children are confused. Admit it Eliot, the truth is too black and too strong for you to handle, thats why they gotta come to me.

        You sell that lame white popsicle nonsense while I hand out straight up doses of black, ugly truth; and you wonder why your son got my jersey?

        I admit you got a lot of heart, but you won’t never get no fans peddling moon rocks, white puffery, and TOM fuckery like you do. Todays youth don’t wanna see another goddamn john wayne movie. They want the truth, the black ugly truth and you can’t handle that.

        You could be a badass but you you be weak.

        You should retire before you get hurt out here.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:16 am PA

        Nicole, is that you?

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:23 pm Daniel Plainview

        James Blonde,

        Stop with the Eldridge Cleaver delusional nonsense. The future is not black. It is either yellow (most likely imo) or J-ish. Neither of whom hold any chivalrous notions of equality or fairness. You people don’t know which side your bread is buttered on; you better get down on your knees and pray to God that Y-T snaps out of it and gets back on his feet cause if not, well, you’re up shit creek without a paddle.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:30 pm PA

        I’m coming to understand that r-selected peoples can’t be persuaded with appeals to the future or the well-being of their people. Nationalism is a K-selected ideology. Appeals to it fall on uncomprehending ears.

        The r-selected are motivated almost solely by their immediate appetites and by any prospect of harming their perceived betters.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:59 pm Daniel Plainview

        Yep. Their only evolutionary incentive was to dump their seed in any sow within reach and kill any other male they encountered. Coincidentally I was just watching Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night and was reminded of this when Cesar, the smart ape, used the concept of Fascia to explain to another ape the importance of unity in the face of a common enemy, “Alone ape weak, together ape strong”. The other ape looks down and sees the chimps flinging poo and muhdikking and replies “Ape stupid”.

        China is bound to be getting antsy about the ever growing cloud of radiation in the Pacific from the Daiichi meltdown. They already have the retarded Africans convinced that they are their friends, and have a foothold on that continent. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out what comes next.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 1:02 pm Greg Eliot

        T-h-w-a-c-k, you’re making my point for me about who does the most lying.

        Not only is the way you declare victories that haven’t been achieved unseemly, it’s farcical.

        Your so-called “black, ugly truth” may be black and ugly, but it ain’t the troof.

        And nobody’s wearing your jersey… leastwise not at Schloss Eliot.

        Your kind are riding high right now, but pride comes before a fall, as both Scripture and history teach us.

        So enjoy it while it lasts… if that’s the side you want to champion.

        My God, however, says that ten thousand may fall to our left and another ten thousand to our right… but my kind will walk tall through it all and see the New World.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:21 pm Mike

        That’d be the one

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 7:02 am Knowbody

      this face is in the dictionary under shitlib imo..

      [img]http://www.theoculusonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/100409chris-gethard1.jpg[/img]

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 9:32 am Captain Obvious

      KEVIN CONBOY FROM COLORADO

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  2. on April 22, 2015 at 11:19 am The Shitlib Face | Manosphere.com

    […] The Shitlib Face […]

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 6:31 pm Matt

      There is no “shitlib” face. The phenomenon being described is how a person’s appearance can change materially in one’s mind once the observer gets a glance at that person’s soul.

      Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, but a person’s appearance arrives as a composite in our minds. It is easily proven by looking at the same stranger in different contexts, such as kneeling before an altar in solemn prayer or kneeling before ten guys in a bukkake circle.

      This truth about human beauty is denied around here, where the reigning dogma insists a woman’s attractiveness is 97% physical.

      MK

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 6:46 pm Greg Eliot

        Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, but a person’s appearance arrives as a composite in our minds. It is easily proven by looking at the same stranger in different contexts, such as kneeling before an altar in solemn prayer or kneeling before ten guys in a bukkake circle.

        Word. And each of yours is a mitzvah, if I may borrow a frontrunner term. 😉

        Alas, I believe there are more than several around these parts who would rather view the latter scene and regale how “haaawwwwt” the subject was, whilst likewise making a schadenfreude repast in deriding her lax morality…

        … all the while unaware of the irony, to boot.

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      • on April 24, 2015 at 7:59 am Ardalain

        where the reigning dogma insists a woman’s attractiveness is 97% physical.

        It isn’t?

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  3. on April 22, 2015 at 11:20 am da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM)

    lzoozolzolzo

    lzozozolzolzo

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:04 pm Lash

      +1

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  4. on April 22, 2015 at 11:20 am earl

    There are two types of people: feminists and those that love women.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:26 pm Anonymous

      Well played. That one should go on a bumper sticker.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:28 pm Suburban_elk

      There are two types of people: men and women.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:50 pm AnonymousFunk

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:56 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      There are people and subhuman hominids.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 6:05 pm Matt

      Feminism is the most sexist ideology there is. It denigrates femininity so totally that women must become masculine in order to demonstrate any worth in their eyes.

      The sexes are equal. The plug is equal to the socket, both are equally necessary to complete an electrical circuit. Feminism has made women unequal by insisting they excel at manliness.

      MK

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:23 pm Mike

        Good points, I’ve thought that myself

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  5. on April 22, 2015 at 11:21 am burke

    holy shitlib i didn’t need this this morning

    i am especially triggered by the thoughtful male shitlib style

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:50 pm da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM)

      http://isak.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c627153ef016762388967970b-pi

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:07 pm Greg Eliot

        Game over, we have a winner… thanks for playing, folks.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm mendozatorres

        So that’s what happened to Rosemary’s baby. . .

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:24 pm The Spirit Within

        Poor Joyce Carol Oates. Hit by the ugly stick, etc. Painfully introverted too.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 4:55 pm mendozatorres

        Hall & Oates looks better than she does.

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  6. on April 22, 2015 at 11:23 am Philomathean

    Chris Hayes from MSNBC.

    If I were sketching a character for a work of fiction named the The Spirit Within, I’d use a Chris Hayes photo as a visual aide to guide the process.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 11:45 am bookooball

      The merchant within is going to be so excited when he sees you giving him recognition.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:05 pm Greg Eliot

        Well, then I have to give him props as well… when I saw “Shitlib Face”, StraponWithin was the immediate thought reference.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:50 pm da GBFM lzzzzzzzlzlz (TM)

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:16 pm mendozatorres

        “Hand up, don’t breed.”

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:25 pm The Spirit Within

      LOL

      Living rent-free in yer heads. Love it.

      BTW, I’m a lot better looking than that guy. But I know you’ll never believe it.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 4:27 pm Philomathean

        Who gives a shit, even if we did believe you. The fragility of your self esteem is made evident every time you peacock over these boards with nonsense like “I’m 6’4” and “I’m better looking than”.

        No one cares about your height or looks unless you own a pussy. Fuck dude. You’re a woman in psychology.

        Fag.

        PS: You’re predictable so I’ll parry in advance your limp response.

        ****

        Because I poke fun at fat girls sometimes does not mean I secretly desire them.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 4:36 pm The Spirit Within

        So a man can’t defend himself, in your world. Understood, hater. (pats P on head)

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 5:05 pm Philomathean

        Your “toes curl” at the very thought of confrontation. You know nothing of self defense. Your security mechanism is one of appropriated and clumsily applied womanish postures of aggression.

        You are an ASCII tranny.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 5:40 pm The Spirit Within

        The troll is strong within you, young Padawan.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 9:09 pm Greg Eliot

        I wouldn’t crow too much about that rent-free living in our haids… the space you occupy therein is the equivalent of the corner of the schoolroom where the dunces sit in shame.

        I’m sure you’ll use THAT one too, in a future post. lzozlzozlzozlzozlzolzozlozl

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  7. on April 22, 2015 at 11:24 am earl

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  8. on April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am Ayy Bola

    I notice a lot of these ‘white’ people have brown eyes. What’s the deal with that?

    Is the saying ‘You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown’ actually true?

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:45 pm corvinus

      Eskimo ancestry.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:18 pm El Capitan

        Bingo

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 7:28 am Ardalain

      There have been white people with brown eyes for centuries. Heck, it’s the most common eye color in the world, I think. Nothing sinister about that.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 11:23 am James Blonde

        Brown eyes provide greater visual acuity. The melanocytes in the iris prevent “light leakage” which facilitates tight focus; and the interior of the eyes use it for motor control.

        Inability to produce melanin is why many albinos are legally blind.

        Brown eyes are also why Larry Bird was such a bad ass but you be weak.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 11:30 am PA

        This creature of Dr. Moreau, like Nicole, seethes with impotent hate and expresses it with street preacher muh dik barnyard naturalism.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:11 pm Greg Eliot

        Brown eyes are also why Larry Bird was such a bad ass…

        If I’m not mistaken, Larry Bird has blue eyes.

        (((scratchin’ mah haid)))

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:42 pm corvinus

        @Ardalain My point being, it’s not the Eye-talians trying to be the arbiters of goodthink nowadays.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm Daniel Plainview

      I have brownish green eyes, whatchu tryna say boy

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  9. on April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am newlyaloof

    Ohhhhh, for joy!

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:06 pm Greg Eliot

      Yentas don’t count… it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the competition.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:18 pm Ayy Bola

      We Takbir now

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:17 pm mendozatorres

        These guys are playing basketball, bringing the ball up court. . .

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  10. on April 22, 2015 at 11:30 am The Shitlib Face | Neoreactive

    […] The Shitlib Face […]

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  11. on April 22, 2015 at 11:34 am Phillyastro

    Is it the glasses? It’s always the glasses with these wannabe intellectuals. Mandatory Lasik in my regime!

    http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/united-atheists-of-awesome/images/d/db/Troskey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130217183303

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  12. on April 22, 2015 at 11:35 am mendozatorres

    This is going to create quite the picture gallery. Let’s see which shitlib has the highest mode.

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  13. on April 22, 2015 at 11:42 am PA

    Two parallel genetic strains — Jewish and Puritan? That would explain American SJWs.

    Thinking about the couple of Slavic hardcore libs I’ve know, they have tbeir own common look: a particular confluence of thin, introverted, intelligent, angry. Maybe in their case it’s simply the case of what Vox Day calls a gamma male — what I diagnose as alpha ambition without the alpha strength to fulfill this ambition.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm Daniel Plainview

      I agree. They all seem to have a certain similarity in facial structure.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:35 pm Daniel Plainview

        It may have something to do with medieval money-lenders weaseling their way into the bloodlines of some upper-class English before they were given the boot.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm Greg Eliot

        Alas, some of their daughters were fair… think Liz Taylor in Ivanhoe.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:08 pm Daniel Plainview

        Yep. I guess with all that gold they were able to buy the very best perfume to mask the Foeteur Judaicus.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm El Capitan

        Ya think?

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:01 pm Diogenes the Cynic

        “It may have something to do with medieval money-lenders weaseling their way into the bloodlines of some upper-class English before they were given the boot.”

        Fuck yes!! Right on the mark!

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm PA

      Great books for men on gamma males:

      Caesar: “Let me have men about me that are fat,
      Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
      Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
      He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.”

      (From W. Shakespeare, “Julius Caesar”)

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:00 pm Daniel Plainview

        Could you give an example of someone well known who you would say is a Gamma? (Srs question, no snark) I’m interested in the theory of most liberals falling in this category. It seems to me that most liberals, absent the ringleaders, would fall under what you would call Delta, ie. meek, unassuming, not wanting to go against the grain.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm ho

        Wil Wheaton.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:26 pm Daniel Plainview

        “Will Wheaton”

        That’s funny. Just had to look him up and it seems like he wrote his own Wikipedia.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:26 pm PA

        A delta is a normal man who understands who he is and his limitations. Mid-to lower smv will sleep with him. Alphas and betas respect him. He’s generally a weak leader.

        A gamma below a delta in smv, but has higher ambitions without the ability to realize them. He’s delusional about his position on the sociosexual hierarchy. He’s scheming and passive aggressive because he lacks the ability to be aggressive. Other men do not respect him. Women despise a gamma but will fuck him if he’s situationally alpha (on the CH scale). A tyrant when in positionof power, unlike alphas or betas, who can lead.

        I’ll try to think of some famous gammas. Probably lots of men in politics. Usually the weasly arrogant jealous backstabber in movies.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:45 pm Daniel Plainview

        It seems to me lile alot of PUAs are natural Gammas in that they are unwilling to accept anything less than being Alpha, and are willing to use every trick in the book to make it happen. For example Mystery. I know alot of people here look up to him, but I’ve seen some of his videos and he gave off a real bitter, creep vibe to me.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:46 pm corvinus

        Most (ostensibly) straight white male leftists, especially SJWs, are Gammas. So are most politicians (of either party) nowadays.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:54 pm Daniel Plainview

        I think a big part of the reason why there is such an abundance of Gammas among my generation (Gen Y) is the anti-bullying campaigns and legislation. Bullying and hazing, despite what the left would have us believe, is an indispensible part of a young man’s education; it introduces him to the concept of the pecking order, his place in it, and the consequences for breaking the rules.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:01 pm FredMertz

        Beta fag: “Let me have girls about me that are fat,/ice-cream-eating girls and such as sleep with low value guys./Yond Cathy has a lean and sexy look/She thinks too much of her SMV;such gals are dangerous to my pud.”

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 11:23 pm Prof. Woland

        Agreed. there is a big difference between control and leadership and some people, particularly lesser’s, do not understand that. If you want to go beyond your comfort zone, sometimes you just have to fake it

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 4:59 am Scanman

        Daniel Plainview — revolutionary in a time of universal deceit.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:55 pm Xavier R

      +1000

      PA, funny observation, it took me a few years but i finally figured out what the shitlibbiest towns where I used to live (northern and central NJ) had in common: a puritan 3.0 “church” (united church of Christ, ethical people society, Unitard-ian / universalist) AND a synagogue

      Where lies and stupidity doth kiss….

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:45 pm corvinus

        Yup, Xavier, that’ll certainly do it. And out West, add a few weed shops and tattoo parlor a.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 6:51 pm ton

      “what I diagnose as alpha ambition without the alpha strength to fulfill this ambition.”

      Very nice. Yeah, men with the look are strangely feminized and women with the look are strangely masculinized. I say strangely because it’s not like a “pretty” twink type that could pass for a chick in the right light. They have parts of big wild alpha features mixed with small neotenous features.

      Jutting wild jaw mixed with small face
      Small baby jaw and swallowed chin mixed with large head

      It’s like nature couldn’t make it’s mind up.

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  14. on April 22, 2015 at 11:43 am chi-town

    Ouch. One chubby chipper after another..

    Love these people who know what feminism means. Have a hundred of self described feminist debate say, the proper role of women in regards the sex industry and then tell me what it means. Speaking of Lip, that little twerp, what just puckered him up in the photo? Can’t be too choosy I guess.

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  15. on April 22, 2015 at 11:43 am PA

    There was a post here about Breivik sparing one teenage boy because he had a nationalist’s face.

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  16. on April 22, 2015 at 11:46 am newlyaloof

    Keith Shitliberman

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  17. on April 22, 2015 at 11:46 am Gary Crant

    The platonic ideal of the Shitlib face is definitely Alex Pareene.

    https://nyoobserver.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/alex121108.jpg?w=200&h=189&crop=1

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  18. on April 22, 2015 at 11:47 am PA

    A shitlib tell: will pose for a portrait photo with hand on chin for the “thoughtful” look. A more virulent type will also have a sneering, rather than pensive expression.

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  19. on April 22, 2015 at 11:49 am newlyaloof

    Hugo SJWyzer

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:35 pm The Spirit Within

      Nah, in reality he’s a dark triad manipulative playa … try again.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:48 pm corvinus

        It seems you haven’t heard about his meltdown on Twatter a year or two ago.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 4:37 pm The Spirit Within

        No matter what the guy says, I wouldn’t believe him, period. Curious: What did he twat on the twatter?

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 6:37 pm Alec Leamas

        Since he admits having had a penis inside him, no. Also, he leveraged his position as professor for what we’re all sure is bar well coed pussy in exchange for grades (he leaves that part out), so try again.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:49 pm corvinus

        It was August 2013. Let’s just say, he went to confession publicly. It’s hilarious. Google search it.

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    • on April 27, 2015 at 12:26 pm bobsutan

      “I hear you like foreheads so I put a forehead on your forehead!”

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  20. on April 22, 2015 at 11:49 am Gary Crant

    Some will say Maddow because of the third sex look (shared by most of them) but she looks remarkably like young Ted McGinley in many photos, who is not shitlib looking.

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  21. on April 22, 2015 at 12:00 pm newlyaloof

    Oh, this one hurts:

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:12 pm Ohiomega

      I lol’ed.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:20 pm mendozatorres

        “Do you even feminist, bro?”

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:26 pm mendozatorres

      If a pic’s worth a thousand words, this one’s War & Peace.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm Greg Eliot

        More like the face than launched a thousand lunches.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm Haven M.

      is that Jackie?

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:54 pm pdwalker

      “men without chests”

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:49 pm corvinus

      Cute. He looks just like his granny.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:02 pm Sean Fielding

      Ooo …and it’s a skeptic too. Doublepoonmagnet.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:21 pm earl

      That’s pretty much what we expected.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 4:28 pm Anonymous

      Todd! Todd – What are you doing downstairs – You’re not trying on my panties again – are you? Wash your hands and get ready for supper!

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 7:41 pm NothingMan00

      Oh look, little pins on all the places he and his “life partner” have visited.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 3:08 pm chi-town

      Should be a submission to :men who look like old lesbians “.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 9:27 pm Mike

      That is indeed what a male feminist looks like. Actually that guy is only mildly effeminate compared to most of them.

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  22. on April 22, 2015 at 12:00 pm don Fefinho

    Joooze! Joooze everywhere! BTW they have the same looks as almost every prominent top dog in early soviet and soviet-satellite regimes had. Moar joooze!

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  23. on April 22, 2015 at 12:01 pm newlyaloof

    Mommy, it stings!

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:27 pm The Spirit Within

      gay doesn’t count.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:03 pm Diogenes the Cynic

        Thumbs up bro!

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:51 pm corvinus

      One Gamma tendency: the quote, “If that’s not gay, it’ll do until gay gets here” often applies.

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  24. on April 22, 2015 at 12:10 pm Greg Eliot

    I dunno, I think the pic of the gal with the glasses that says “triggered” could be just another hot librarian… who’s glad to see me.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:13 pm july

      You wouldn’t think that if you really knew the story behind the image. She was the feminist claiming twitter gave her PTSD. On the other hand, it might be a good thing you didn’t know about it either.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:18 pm Greg Eliot

        Yeah, I didn’t know any backstory to “triggered”… and I studiously avoid twitter and such.

        She reminds me a bit of Sarah Palin.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:29 pm mendozatorres

      GE, she looks more like she’s got you trapped and you’re about to suffer. (That film Audition ring a bell?) That’s a Thousand Cock stare merged with a Hillary smirk. Eesh!

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:38 pm Greg Eliot

        Upon close speculation, I believe you’ve nailed it.

        My erstwhile Angela Merkel tumescence has, at least, now be alleviated.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:22 pm ho

        >Audution

        *grabs wire*

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:53 pm FuriousFerret

      Once you see the pics I’ve uploaded of her. You are going to take back any compliments of that lady and hang your head in shame.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 9:11 pm Greg Eliot

        I’m already sorry.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 9:37 pm FilthyMattress

        LOL

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    • on April 24, 2015 at 6:10 am Kate Minter

      Or she could be someone who’d tell a whole audience of people you never paid child support and then later retract that and admit you had given over 100K.

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  25. on April 22, 2015 at 12:11 pm july

    This place is becoming troll haven. What the fk is going on?

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  26. on April 22, 2015 at 12:15 pm Ohiomega

    Wait, is the “triggered” pic just the guy from the first pic with make-up?

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  27. on April 22, 2015 at 12:16 pm Greg Eliot

    Here’s the original, after feeling slighted by the “so easy a caveman can do it” stereotype:

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:31 pm mendozatorres

      I’ll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:36 pm Greg Eliot

        Heh, heh…

        “I seem to have lost my appetite.” … and then The Look.

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  28. on April 22, 2015 at 12:16 pm Beefy Levinson

    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:17 pm Beefy Levinson

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:30 pm mendozatorres

        Someone at our office looks like this joker. The hair, glasses, the smirk.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:38 pm Beefy Levinson

        The Germans call it Backpfeifengesicht: a face that needs to get punched.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm El Capitan

        Yes! Best German word!

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:24 pm ho

        Stop quoting Cracked. They’re wrong. It’s “slapped”.

        Also, as Vox said, there is absolutely no doubt he has an iPhone.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:52 pm corvinus

        It’s “iPhag” since Timmi Cook took over.

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  29. on April 22, 2015 at 12:21 pm Greg Eliot

    I say we leave YKW out of this contest… no sport in shooting fish in a barrel…

    … and besides, I’m looking forward to a nice dinner tonight, so don’t put me off my feed.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:25 pm Ohiomega

      You’re just jealous of that sweet, Ashkenazi IQ.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 12:29 pm Greg Eliot

        And those big schwanzenstücke. :duckface

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 4:21 am earl

      Creates something out of their imagination. Manipulates system for their own ends. Gets smug look for thinking they are almighty.

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  30. on April 22, 2015 at 12:24 pm Greg Eliot

    How did this guy not get posted yet?

    https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTSD9U7LDiCMMvTG-HuAQeOzG56PFLcZsvJo4cx0v_LGFGL1OneA

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:28 pm The Spirit Within

      Famous gay liberal commentators don’t count. Find real-life examples.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 9:12 pm Greg Eliot

        I don’t think I want to put in that much effort.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 8:40 pm pupton1974

        I posted a Chris Hayes, that was either blocked or shitcanned by CH.

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  31. on April 22, 2015 at 12:29 pm Daniel Plainview

    In other news, the 0b@mbi administration has designated Utah, Texas and Ohio as “hostile red states” for the upcoming Jade Helm domestic military “training exercise” coming to a city near you this summer.

    Stay tuned folks, this could get interesting.

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  32. on April 22, 2015 at 12:35 pm tteclod

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  33. on April 22, 2015 at 12:36 pm Daniel Plainview

    The conspiracy of the inferior.

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  34. on April 22, 2015 at 12:36 pm FuriousFerret

    The cat eye glasses PTSD lady makes LOL every single time. Cat eye glasses are the female version of the fedora.

    For your viewing ‘pleasure’

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:17 pm FuriousFerret

      I had to add this one as well.

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  35. on April 22, 2015 at 12:40 pm Gordon

    Tricky. Not even feminists know what feminism means.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 12:53 pm fifth base

      and for all the claims of “women are more verbal” it’s hilarious that all those words don’t mean a thing, or mean two things, or mean one thing one day and something else the next.

      best to stick with kino and escalation as there is nothing to misinterpret.

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  36. on April 22, 2015 at 12:58 pm Tim

    Chinless wonders

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:06 pm Haven M.

      I think it’s more like they have those child molester smirky big lips

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:19 pm 88

        there’s actually a name for it…pedosmile.

        http://www.science20.com/selective_genetics/pedosmile_do_pedophiles_have_certain_smile-82713

        along the same lines as what Captain Obvious says about darkness showing up in a person’s appearance.

        i do think people have traits that, if we are really paying attention, will cue us in to their personalities and defects. slut eyes, slut face, shitlib face, etc.

        people can deny it and say it’s all foolish stereotyping but, we all experience it every day instinctually. when we look at someone and can’t put our finger on it but we just get a “feeling” that something is off about them, we are actually observing subtle clues that help us to assess all the positive and negative attributes of a person so we can decide whether or not to get involved with them.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:30 pm El Capitan

        Bug eyes, hook nose, weak chin, NO EARLOBES, sloping forehead. These are the shitlib indicators.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 2:29 pm The Spirit Within

        yes, and we spot those markers subconsciously. within milliseconds.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 5:20 pm haunted trilobite

        Good point 88 – the inner state can manifest at the surface. I’m generally loathe to judge a book by its cover, as people can surprise you. And an ‘innocent’ look on females is particularly beguiling and most deceptive. BUT some are better at reading the signs and therefore make better appraisals. In a culture that is already superficial, there’s a propensity for looks judgement to become absolute materialism – a core tenet of Marxism. The very fact that these people are posing for photos at all, would be seen as vanity and degeneracy by our forebears. Who were, of course, absolutely right.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 5:22 pm haunted trilobite

        Sitting around judging photos wouldn’t exactly make our ancestors glow with pride either. Quite the opposite, they’d probably be disgusted at the pettiness of it all.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 6:22 pm PA

        Sitting around judging photos wouldn’t exactly make our ancestors glow with pride either

        I wouldn’t go that far. Our ancestors weren’t all grit and struggle. They did levity and frivolity too.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 8:36 pm haunted trilobite

        I agree, and it’s a good point not to raise them up too high on a nostalgic pedestal. But they did clearly state that photos steal a person’s soul, yet their claim was dismissed as preposterous by those who knew better. 100 years later and, lo and behold, the world is teeming with hordes of vapid superficials, whose moral fibre has been keelhauled by all the self-glorification through the technology they feared. Their levity and frivolity would probably be seen as profound in these days of trending ephemerals. (and there they are, right back up on that pedestal)

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 7:30 am Captain Obvious

        HT, what an outstanding observation. Almost as though our ancestors, in their mistrust of photography, were already anticipating the rise of Histrionic Personality Disorder and scr0tial media and the thousand c0ck stare and the p0rnification of everything.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 7:34 am Greg Eliot

        Our ancestors were notorious lampooners. Few punches were pulled, and many paunches were punched.

        For one example, if you think modern politics is a circus, you should check out some of the papers in re elections from the 19th century… they make our current MSM seem downright genteel.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 7:35 am Captain Obvious

        88, I spend so much time now wondering about this shiznat – whether I can detect in a white [non-j00-ish] face any signs of the ancient heresies, like jesuitism or quakerism or unitardianism or abolitionism, which might have given rise to modern white [non-j00-ish] sh!tlibtarderal insanity. It’s like a dermatological phrenology.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 7:35 am Captain Obvious

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrenology

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  37. on April 22, 2015 at 12:58 pm Anonymous

    I believe our humble proprietor posted this image a while ago so I can’t claim it as my own entry.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=john+scalzi+in+a+dress+photo&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=1055&tbm=isch&imgil=CAtH01nuJrgxjM%253A%253Bs74_GZ6j9VPmVM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwhatever.scalzi.com%25252F2013%25252F08%25252F26%25252Fto-the-dudebro-who-thinks-hes-insulting-me-by-calling-me-a-feminist%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=CAtH01nuJrgxjM%253A%252Cs74_GZ6j9VPmVM%252C_&usg=__45aSbejqO_EA1d9Fedm48a0JAmo%3D&ved=0CEEQyjc&ei=xO43Vez4J_GHsQTjz4H4Bg#imgrc=QvMTqRTT08GXSM%253A%3B1ib2MFshMphIrM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi.kinja-img.com%252Fgawker-media%252Fimage%252Fupload%252Fs–tyqQNVWq–%252F18yb9rk34u1h0jpg.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fobservationdeck.io9.com%252Fjohn-scalzi-in-a-dress-schools-a-dudebro-1207449892%3B424%3B640

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  38. on April 22, 2015 at 1:12 pm Ronin

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:14 pm mendozatorres

      The dog takes him out for a walk.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:26 pm Anonymous

        That one gets my vote.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 3:41 pm Daniel Plainview

        The dog does look to be in charge there.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 3:45 pm Daniel Plainview

        It actually looks kind of… embarrassed.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 4:58 pm mendozatorres

        HAHA…it does look embarrassed.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 7:34 am Greg Eliot

        That dog doesn’t bark… it sighs.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:04 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

      +1 Presenting the revised winner, hands down. Feeling nauseous. There is a shitlib face: the pride of overwhelming domestication. I don’t think non-practitioners of PUA will see it.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:41 pm Daniel Plainview

      Wow buddy.These freaks need to be put back in the dark corners they crawled out of.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 4:35 pm Philomathean

      How any person can read or buy his books is beyond my ken.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 9:45 pm FilthyMattress

      poor guy (the dog)

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  39. on April 22, 2015 at 1:14 pm dudleyschoolmusic

    GB4 the win

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  40. on April 22, 2015 at 1:17 pm Ronin

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:55 pm corvinus

      I remember that burn. Made the SJW bitching rounds.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:43 pm mendozatorres

      Is there something about the color green and feminism? The other bloke up above was also in a green shirt.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:52 pm corvinus

        @mendozatorres Of course: 1) potheads, and 2) environuts.

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  41. on April 22, 2015 at 1:17 pm Ram32

    Clearly the pic of Jon Scalzi in a dress

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  42. on April 22, 2015 at 1:25 pm Hackett To Bits

    Ahh, that’s more like it…

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 1:35 pm Hackett To Bits

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 1:47 pm Sentient

        and no tats…

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:29 pm mike

        Something tells me she likes it up the ass

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:47 pm NothingMan00

        The second pic..wow..I can already hear Chris Hansen telling me to take a seat.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 5:39 am Matthew Chiglinsky

        Men do have some choice in the matter. I blame both women and men for the sexual immorality in the world (which includes you people of course).

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 5:52 am Greg Eliot

        Why, Matt dearie… are you trying to say “it takes two to tango”?

        Thanks for bringing that to our attention, toots. :duckface

        And fer cryin’ out loud, will you start using a chick name and stop trying to pass off as a dude? 😡

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 6:03 am earl

        Matthew has plenty of awareness on the issue…I’m curious how much self-awareness he has.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 12:57 pm corvinus

        @nothingman00 yeah, I can’t look at that picture very long without getting w00d.

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  43. on April 22, 2015 at 1:28 pm Ronin

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:22 pm mendozatorres

      Looks like Meg from Family Guy. . . .”Shut up, Meg!”

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:51 pm Daniel Plainview

      Hahahaha thats gold

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 7:31 pm mike

      Yeah frog lips – My hard on stops when you turn to look at me

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  44. on April 22, 2015 at 1:42 pm B.J. Worthy (@bjworthy69)

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  45. on April 22, 2015 at 1:52 pm Ronin

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:58 pm corvinus

      There’s a Backpfeiffengesicht right there.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:22 pm Anonymous

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  46. on April 22, 2015 at 2:00 pm Don M

    According to the Derb, the Chinese descriptor for this phenomenon was “Class Struggle Face”

    I rather like that phrase.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 2:40 pm ho

      Cultural Revolution China was a vortex of insanity. Even by communist standards.

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  47. on April 22, 2015 at 2:02 pm Glengarry

    Via a nearby blog

    http://www.statepress.com/article/2015/04/asu-army-rotc-members-run-in-heels-to-support-sexual-assault-awareness-month

    OK, that will never make it past the spam filter. But you just feel like saluting when they march past, don’t you?

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 8:56 am Glengarry

      Free my comment you dicks

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  48. on April 22, 2015 at 2:15 pm Oswald Spengler

    Soft features for soft people.

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  49. on April 22, 2015 at 2:33 pm The Spirit Within

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 2:59 pm corvinus

      That’s omega, not gamma.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 9:15 pm Greg Eliot

      No selfies, now.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 2:40 pm ho

        Pfahahahahahahahahahaha

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  50. on April 22, 2015 at 2:47 pm Elad

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 3:06 pm PA

      Looks like a delta. Amiable and conflict-averse.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 3:07 pm PA

        (Low Delta. A regular Delta is a normal guy)

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 3:44 pm mendozatorres

        Vegetable Lasagna?! You never had a chance. . .

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 11:03 pm Ohiomega

      Is that a man or a woman? Humans are naturally repulsed by those whose sex/gender they can’t easily ascertain (and attracted to / envious of the hypermasculine or hyperfeminine).

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  51. on April 22, 2015 at 3:05 pm Dave

    You’re not the first to notice the liberal face:

    http://phillips.blogs.com/goc/2010/07/sand-lover.html
    http://phillips.blogs.com/goc/2010/10/stereotype.html

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  52. on April 22, 2015 at 3:52 pm olympiapress

    I was all set to go sarging tonight, even though I’m in fucking Ohio on a consulting thing.

    After viewing this thread, I think I’m just going to chug down the cheapest booze possible and hope I get 30 days in a drunk tank.

    Libido. Gone.

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  53. on April 22, 2015 at 4:04 pm Elad

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  54. on April 22, 2015 at 4:23 pm PA

    Father John Misty aka J. Tillman.

    Greatest male vocalist of his generation… but… just look at that face.

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  55. on April 22, 2015 at 4:42 pm Anonymous

    Oh yes, t-h-w-a-c-k,

    Cassius Clay

    Massa’s favourite’s house phony rebel POS, loudmouth house servant. A good first step in seeing the mainstream BS for what it is. Oh, the memories …

    Funny a zhyd-posing-as-negro should pump up that loser.

    oink

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 6:33 pm James Blonde

      Look who’s talkin; you don’t even have a slave name, let alone a real name.

      If I saw you in person I’d make you punch yourself with your own baby fist.

      It would be like high school all over again.

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 7:25 pm Anonymous

        Don’t ya zhyds usualy get some goy (Schicklgruber, Pilate) to do your dirty deeds for ya’ll?

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  56. on April 22, 2015 at 4:48 pm Anonymous

    These are the fruits of so many single mothers.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 4:52 pm Hair Slicked Back With Swag So Fresh

      And all of them spoiled rotten.

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  57. on April 22, 2015 at 4:57 pm Tilikum

    Tell me that US Army wanna be soldiers aren’t beta again?

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/21/army-rotc-program-allegedly-pushed-men-wear-high-h/

    http://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2015/04/21/Temple_ROTC_c0-0-700-408_s561x327.jpg?

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  58. on April 22, 2015 at 6:31 pm Putin

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  59. on April 22, 2015 at 6:38 pm PA

    Love songs by female artists about each of VD’s ranks.

    Alpha – Carly Simon “You’re so Vain.” He’s a legend and a lady killer who always takes what he wants, he never wants it for too long, and she will never forget him.

    Beta – Whitney Houston “All the Man that Need.” The title alone tells you that he is not larger than life. But her physical and emotional satisfaction is total.

    Delta – Taylor Swift “You Belong with Me.” He’s literally the boy next door. An attractive girl plays him, but a plain girl wants him.

    Gama – That was a tough one. How many girls sing love songs to John Scalzi? Best I can think of is Dolly Parton’s “Jolene.” A drab woman pleads for mercy to a seductress that wants to toy with her loser husband just because she can.

    Omega – Concrete Blonde “Joey.” He is broke. He is drunk. He is laying in a pool of vomit. No, he is not Keith Richards.

    Sigma – Heart “Magic Man.” Nobody can make heads or tails of the attraction; it’s like, WTF? But it’s like out of a dream.

    Lambda – ?

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  60. on April 22, 2015 at 7:31 pm Corey

    “This is Nick…”

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 7:40 pm mike

      Holy shit is this bizarre. A queer who experienced his first surge of T for the firs time in 15 years and a chick so crazy she’s one hour away from involuntary commitment

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 9:14 am Knowbody

      “social issue” :fuck this gay earth

      this is sexist. sjw hypocrisy knows no bounds..how does any woman know what it’s like to have a pair of balls directly in their crotch. knees together is horribly uncomfortable. man spreading isn’t some dickhead gesture as much as it’s fuckin necessary to sit somewhat comfortably in a cattle car next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.

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  61. on April 22, 2015 at 7:42 pm Corey

    http://cdnbakmi.kaltura.com/p/1679921/sp/167992100/thumbnail/entry_id/0_hltkuia1/version/100002/acv/182/height/480

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  62. on April 22, 2015 at 7:46 pm FredMertz

    A bit OT but have you heard of the latest SJW crisis? Seems David Letterman made a joke while warming up his audience. After a college guy asked his advice to new grads,he replied,”Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady.” (Looks like he reads CH) The joke no doubt got a big laugh as it is a funny line,esp. from Letterman. Now the cunts are having a shit fit,finding people off the street who are troubled.”We live,” says one dumb ass,”in a society that objectifies women!” Basically guys with daughters are scared because feminism has ruined womens morality. So they cry “feminism” in hopes of shaming the cads. But feminism is what brought this on in the first place…not easy to be a dad of girls.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 9:03 pm Anonymous

      Would not happen to a more deserving person…

      His Faux edginess … Like real dissent would be tolerated in MSM

      Ps very easy to be dad of girls – be dad, not friend pal, chum, or beta orbiter.

      Oink

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 3:08 am James Blonde

        Hey faggot, whats with this “oink” crap you keep doing?

        Is that supposed to be some kind of Faux edginess?

        And who the fuck capitalizes anonymous as if its meaningful?

        You should find a real name like Lesion.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 6:37 am Tim

        I think you mean ‘legion’, dumbass.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 8:28 am James Blonde

        I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing.

        Now go fuck yourself; or whatever it is you do to stay so fat, pink and soft.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 10:33 am Tim

        I’ve got brains and brawn, although I appreciate you might struggle to grasp the concept.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 11:30 am James Blonde

        What?

        all you got is your blood on my shirt.

        I’ll find your grave, dig up your bones and stomp on em.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 11:46 am Tim

        So scare. Much fear.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 9:19 pm Greg Eliot

      As I mentioned on another thread, that line was from the broad who wrote Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, back in the 1940’s.

      It’s been quoted numerous times by numerous people over the years. I can’t believe people are acting shocked, or hearing it for the first time in 2015.

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 11:13 pm Ohiomega

      David Letterman’s “edge” is duller than a 2-month-old razor these days. He looks like he escaped from the rest home. Late-nite comedy sucks anyway, and I’m no Colbert fan, but it’s time to get this codger off the airwaves.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 7:42 am Captain Obvious

      I think it’s pretty shocking that Letterman could be broadcasting from downtown JYC and fornicating with his interns and being chased by crazy stalker chicks and NOT be aware of fem!naz!!sm. It’s consistent with Mario’s observation below here, that you generally have to go all the way back to dudes born in the 1950s to get guys who aren’t petrified of this sh!znat.

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  63. on April 22, 2015 at 7:46 pm natural resources

    Punch.

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  64. on April 22, 2015 at 7:58 pm LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Re: the linked 2008 article: most people are not good looking. And Average looking does not mean “looks like the average person”. It means hes between good looking and ugly.

    That study is absurd. And speaking from personal experience, most scumbags ive known, male and female, were between 6-8 on a scale. Male and female.

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  65. on April 22, 2015 at 8:06 pm Captain Obvious


    [ANSWER: SAUL ALINSKY]

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    • on April 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm Captain Obvious


      [ANSWER: Frances Fox Piven]

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      • on April 22, 2015 at 8:08 pm Captain Obvious


        [ANSWER: Peter Singer]

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  66. on April 22, 2015 at 8:34 pm Musashi

    These people do what they do because there is way too much food, comfort, and safety.

    We need to remove almost all of it.
    Chaos is our friend.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 11:51 am SteveR

      Good point. I would add that these people also tend to think they had something to do with creating this safety and abundance, when they had nothing to do with it.

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  67. on April 22, 2015 at 10:06 pm Anonymous

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 5:34 am earl

      My favorite aspie character of all time.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:46 am 47 Ronin

        Seconded…

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  68. on April 22, 2015 at 10:16 pm Signor Farfalla

    Closely related is the comically grave, flexed retinas of “progressive holding a sign for social media” face. Michelle Obama’s ‘Bring Back Our Girls’ being the most notable. One day, a prog’s head will exploded with all of the emotional pyrotechnics going on inside while the face must remain stony.

    Blue Russian’s quote nails it;

    “Their faces attempt to look like they’re transcending to a higher realm of thought but all that shows in the empty neotenous eyes is a kind of creepy sterility.”

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  69. on April 22, 2015 at 11:16 pm Ohiomega

    Remember when this was a game blog?

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 4:44 am Captain Obvious

      OM, Game is about being ahead of the curve. Perceiving meta-trends [trends of trends]. Knowing yourself, and knowing your enemy. Anticipating not the next move, or even the move after that, but movements deep into the future.

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 10:18 am mendozatorres

        “I’m not crazy. I’m just ahead of the curve.”

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 2:50 pm ho

      Boo hoo.

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    • on April 27, 2015 at 6:24 am sway

      Sadly, yes. Yes I do

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  70. on April 23, 2015 at 4:31 am Mario

    I might sound a little like b!tch!n, but that sort of people totally took over the “intelectual” scene.

    In my workplace – field of medicine – all full of low-T, hermaphrcd!tes, asexual apple fans, and manjaw , thick glasses “females”… and hcmcs ofc (them being actually most normal). 8/10 of my colleagues would fit in your pandemonium in top ranks. Remaining 2/10 are born in 1950s.
    Moreover, sh!tl!bs cooperate between each other and do not let in anyone from outside. Two females each having 3 kids, were literally bullied out of the job. And surprise, no j3ws behind this, pure white SJW circus.

    Dark age coming for your children, I tell you.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 5:35 am Anonymous

      M, thanks for the field report. I now know a sh!tlib chick with a PhD who is an actual psychopath [all the other girls first alerted me to this]. And of course she hates my guts. But watching her torturing the little kids, and watching the other parents willingly bring their children to her for torturing, is a real eye-opener, as regards the unfolding and encroaching and enveloping Darkness.

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  71. on April 23, 2015 at 7:05 am tspark156

    ed miliband this is what a feminist looks like

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 7:06 am tspark156

      Can’t post the pic but you get the idea

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  72. on April 23, 2015 at 9:54 am Captain Obvious

    COULD YOU SPOT A POTENTIAL SCHOOL SHOOTER?
    http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/71382

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 9:55 am Captain Obvious

      Among the psychopathic category “at least 75 percent (nine out of twelve) had body issues. Many of these physical characteristics had a direct bearing on perceived manliness, including short stature, thin build, chest deformity, and fear of sterility” leading Langham to suggest a link between feeling weak or damaged and extreme narcissism…

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:55 am Captain Obvious

        To academic and employment problems, add romantic failures. “Most shooters either failed to establish any romantic or sexual relationships or else suffered breakups or rejections that contributed to their anguish and anger.”

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 2:19 pm James Blonde

        Someone taught them to shoot.

        Just sayin.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 9:58 am Captain Obvious

      http://www.amazon.com/dp/1442233567/

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      • on April 23, 2015 at 9:59 am Captain Obvious

        Kindle version costs $19.79.

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  73. on April 23, 2015 at 10:17 am Hugh Mann

    A true man of the Church.

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  74. on April 23, 2015 at 10:18 am Hugh Mann

    Damn image won’t post

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  75. on April 23, 2015 at 11:16 am GustavoM

    http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/8368-shitlib-facespng/

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  76. on April 23, 2015 at 12:11 pm Anonymous

    Hold up. Jon is missing his Jew-prescribed black horned rims.

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  77. on April 23, 2015 at 12:18 pm Anonymous

    http://www.dailystormer.com/operation-filthy-jew-bitch-a-national-action-solider-has-been-jailed-for-calling-a-jew-a-jew-and-we-must-resist/comment-page-1/

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  78. on April 23, 2015 at 12:23 pm Anonymous

    None of you have it right if you’re missing Team Jew Feminist Intellectual black horned rim glasses. These are now mandatory for leftists to proclaim themselves feminist intellectuals. Half of the leftoids wearing them need no prescription for their vision. It is purely part of their uniform.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 12:31 pm Anonymous

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 1:01 pm corvinus

      Well, we know they’re stuck in the 1970s.

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 2:28 pm mendozatorres

      S.E Cupp? So hot…want to touch the hiney!

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    • on April 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm Matt

      S.E. Cupp is not Jewish or feminist.

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  79. on April 23, 2015 at 2:21 pm Corey

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  80. on April 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm Rob

    Alex Pareene has already been featured in the thread, but here he is in Übershitlib mode:

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  81. on April 23, 2015 at 11:16 pm Carlos Danger

    The common theme is the face’s resemblance to that of a groundhog.

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    • on April 24, 2015 at 5:51 am Kate Minter

      Thank you, Carlos, but that is not me. Those are actors 🙂

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  82. on April 24, 2015 at 7:30 am Kate Minter

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  83. on April 30, 2015 at 11:55 am pupton1974


    Bernie Sanders…hahahaa

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