May 14, 2015 by CH
A reader perspicaciously noted that not only does this GBFM-approved photo of a carousel feature a cock front and center, but there’s a white horse just to its side missing its white knight, and a hungry cougar right behind the cock ready to devour the soul of the girl riding it.
Sometimes eternal truths are revealed through sadistic serendipity.
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Still lolllzloozlzozlzlz about that pic.
Heartistian classic. Right up there w Mona Lisa amd mozart s requiem
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Great blog but none of my comments get posted. Censorship seems to be in force on wordpress.
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what color are you?
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Almost nothing gets posted anymore. The S J W crowd is clearly running wp.
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Posting from my Android often gets lost in mod hell. Posting from my MacBook always goes through.
Idk why, but make of it what you will
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And to add if you notice carefully the mirrkr reflection in the upper right corner:
2 lower bodies of a man on the left and a girl on the right with a large space in between them. They are obviously looking at the cock carousel which represents society and they are apart…not together.
And the tiny gravitational flux I’m the mirror between the 2 people can represent the start of Joo tearing the family apart.
Damn this photo mock up could be a treatment summary for Davinci code part 3.
Lolz…
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*star of YKW
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Brilliant!
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Wow, instead of reading the tea leaves you read the cock carousel. This could be the start of a red pill mysticism.
[CH: good art reveals great truths.]
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Alas, it also requires a great audience.
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Yeah but if you displayed great art would you welcome those who look like the first lady?
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And the mirror without a reflection to connote that she has lost her soul and is most likely a vampire.
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I though you chose this carousel picture on purpose because it had those features.
I guess this makes you a subconscious genius.
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Seen this photo so many times and missed that.
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That creature looks like Draco Malfoy, on meth.
To further elaborate on the white horse. The placement is absolutely perfect. The white knight will loyally and dutifully hold the hand and stand by the side of the sickly carousel rider and simply keep on spinning with said carousel rider in the slight hope that one day his position will change. Sorry, Sir chump, you will never exit the white knight friend zone. You are bolted down forever enslaved to the roll of carousel spectator. . . Literally, that horse is literally bolted down.
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It seems the white night runs along with the cock carrousel, patiently waiting for women to reach their epiphany phase and jump into the empty saddle he has been offering all these lonely years, just minutes before they crash face first into the wall
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OT: ever since ROT wrote about Mad Max, it’s created quite a ruckus. You can see the WK and Manginas out in spades on the imdb comment boards. Hell, even the comments on the article itself.
Friggin’ hilarious!
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*ROK
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You mean the new Mad Maxipad movie?
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Oh, god, somebody punned. Here comes Greg.
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He’s gonna punish you.
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No worries…
I haven’t seen the new grrl-powered Mad Maxine, so for now, I’ll let it ride.
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You can’t see the mornin’, but I can see the light
(Try, try, try to let it ride)
While you’ve been out runnin’, I’ve been waitin’ half the night
(Try, try, try to let it ride)
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Google news search the article’s writer Aaron Clarey – https://www.google.com/#q=aaron+clarey&tbm=nws
Laugh at the headlines. Then laugh at the stories. Then laugh at the comments. It’s exactly what you’d expect from a society in decline.
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Leave it to Hollywood to come up with unrealistic high-IQ blacks and equally unrealistic female soldiers/leaders.
And encouraging lesbianism, sure, why not?
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Hey, there’s an anti-white troll using your name over at “Goodbye America in a Photo” if you want to know. He’s kind of like thwack on steroids.
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Gross. I can’t stand looking at that grrrls’s face.
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haha. This picture is so perfect. And there’s more! The white knight isn’t on his horse. He’s either watching from the sidelines or working. In the mirror you see a small plus sign next to the male onlooker’s women pants, and you see a minus sign next to the single mom jeans – with her pink N.O.W. shirt. The illuminate eye in the mirror is watching it all. On the ceiling of the ride above the cock-riding woman is a clock. Too perfect. And let’s not forget the numerous stripper poles that also accompany the ride.
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Poetry. Both be original post and your reply.
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AND, let’s not forget the 8-foot-high gated community motif going on with the gate in the back, and the ride is practically void of kids since nobody’s having kids and marrying (and it now costs too many tickets to ride more than once).
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Obligatory.
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LOL. No, Morata did that — and Real trained the guy. Cassius, such treachery…
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Some beta’s future wife: http://heelsfirsttravel.boardingarea.com/2013/10/07/bat-cave-riding-rhinos/
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Damn, it’s gettin’ so’s ya can’t swing a dead cat without hitting that cock carousel pic.
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That chick looks like a cross between Golum from LOTR and Harold from Harold & Maude.
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Speaking of spinsters, here’s 29-year-old Lena Dunham. Hope no one wanted to have a boner today:
[CH: she looks like a dumpy manboy with wide hips caused by a stunted prenatal exposure to testosterone.]
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I read her boyfriend Jack Antonoff’s Wikipedia. Seems like a total gamma.
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Damn, you go out with her, I’ll go out with Pat from SNL.
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There goes the boner. And dinner.
Make that two bottles, please.
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She looks like me if invested a year in disciplined weight-loss to raise my SMV by 0.5. FML!
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She’s quite a pear! HAHA….pathetic.
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Gahhh. And that’s with the tats covered up.
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The blue-footed noboobie, in situ
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LOL
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i read that in david attenborough’s voice
holylozolz
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You realize why that Tribe member hates men, and White women.
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A new word for cock carousel terminology. What is the name for an old hen? combine that with something else.
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What is the name for an old hen?
Hillary
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The cougar isn’t waiting to devour the girl who falls off the cock.
The cougar is pursuing the cock to eat it, but will never catch the prime alpha cock. And THEN she will consume any other girl who falls off the carousel.
Speaking of the cougar chasing the cock, if you’ve ever chased a cock around a yard like Rocky in training, you know it is difficult to catch one. So the cougar has to lay in ambush and pounce on the cock by surprise, or when he is sleepy or sufficiently drugged by alcohol.
Otherwise that wily beast will get away.
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