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Women Who Look Like Fat Men

May 27, 2015 by CH

Lena Dunham — or as Vox Day calls her, the Dunham Horror — is back in the news, attention whoring on social media in her new lingerie fat folds hammock. (WARNING: You are about to see what cannot be unseen. The faint of heart should look away now.)

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Until Lena, never in the history of womankind has an attention whore been less aware of the nature of the attention she receives, or of the mismatch between what she offers and the kind of attention she demands for her offerings.

Which manboob does Lena’s nottie bod most resemble?

I’ll have to go with “sidewinders”.

Lena’s personal philosophy and her behaviors which manifest from her beliefs are a cancer on the world. A grotesquerie like her should spend less time flaunting her repulsive ugliness on the internet and more time in the gym and away from the grease trucks kicking her body into a reasonably feminine shape that she can then proudly save for the pleasure of her gay husband in the privacy of their home. Growing out her hair so she looks less like David Fatrelle would help, too.

But, she will never do this. Find a husband, that is.

But even with their visible admiration for one another, this pair has no plans to say “I Do” anytime soon. It’s not that they aren’t ready. They just wish everyone [ed: gays] would be given the same opportunity in all 50 states.

This post is cruel. I’m in a giving mood, so I’ll leave youze guys with some oculation material.

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  1. on May 27, 2015 at 10:46 am elmer

    We are not getting the whole story here. She looks as if preparing to flip open the commode and cop a squat. A magnificent performance.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:47 pm kuchak

      Yeah, she’s about ready to drop a massive deuce. Glad we weren’t treated to that pic.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:31 pm elmer

        AKA “pinch a loaf”.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 2:47 pm Philomathean

        Drop off the Cosbys.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:56 pm Greg Eliot

        Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:12 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        Torqueing a moon-fish.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:15 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        Training a Dindu to jump through the hoop.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm driveallnight

        Nuke the thunderbucket. Use the handicap stall and go full ape-hanger

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 10:40 am uh

        Really guys?

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 11:57 am Reco

        Hatch a blind mullett

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 1:16 pm SteveOh

        Grow a stinky tail

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 7:09 pm Reco

        Explode a opossum

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      • on May 29, 2015 at 8:50 am Zusammenbruch

        vetting a vibrant

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 10:40 pm shmiggen

      I think she’s got a turtlehead poking out.

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    • on May 29, 2015 at 5:09 pm Shauna

      Drop off some timber.

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  2. on May 27, 2015 at 10:49 am meistergedanken

    Stomach-churning as she is, she’s still thinner than most black chicks.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:50 pm ho

      What does it matter? Those black chicks actually resemble overweight women. Lena resembles a shambling Shoggoth.

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  3. on May 27, 2015 at 10:51 am mendozatorres

    Ah, Rosie Huntington-Whitely! Wonderful pose.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:01 pm BigAl

      I just realized her and Candice Swanepoel look almost the same.

      Or should I say…Candice Swallowmahpole

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 5:50 pm Anonymous

      Pool-side, no less.

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  4. on May 27, 2015 at 10:51 am meistergedanken

    James blonde, you can have her, gratis. Knock yo’self out.

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  5. on May 27, 2015 at 10:51 am tspark156

    Your generosity at the end prevented me from passing a flaming sword in front of my eyes.

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  6. on May 27, 2015 at 10:52 am The Spirit Within

    Hottie has a ball-slitting stare. Probably Russian. Would bang but only if there’s a blade within reach.

    [CH: a seductive gaze from a hot babe is often mistaken for sadistic intent by beta males unused to the attention.]

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 11:00 am The Spirit Within

      If you’re implying that I’m unused to female attention, CH … let’s just say you’d be more than mistaken. But that’s fine, you can’t win ’em all.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:04 pm Arbiter

        “you can’t win ’em all”. Look at him trying to sound clever, poor boy.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:07 pm Arbiter

        A little advice for you, socialist within: if all you have to stand on is your own claim that you have success with women, then that’s not something that warrants a triumphant-sounding comment afterward. Bragging doesn’t exactly equal proof, especially since you’re a troll who no one believes even under the best of circumstances.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:22 pm The Spirit Within

        You don’t matter.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:22 pm Canadian Friend

        I don’t think fat manly women who want to use a strap on on you qualify as female attention.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:24 pm everybodyhatesscott

        especially since you’re a troll who no one believes even under the best of circumstances.

        He’s got 3 gorgeous 10’s blowing him right now! Which isn’t congruent (3 dudes would be) with his online personality at all but, hey man, he gets hotties.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:27 pm Anonymous

        Michelle Obama doesn’t count.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:28 pm Anonymous

        Scott, I disagree. Why do you assume he’d be pitching, rather than catching?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm corvinus

        If you’re implying that I’m unused to female attention, CH … let’s just say you’d be more than mistaken.

        Positive or negative?

        And if positive, from anything higher than chubby Latina 5s and 6s?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm The Spirit Within

        @corvinus

        All positive, lol. I’m slightly tempted to post a couple photos of my recent girls for proof — an HB8 and HB9 (there have been a couple short-term HB7s as well) — but it’s not worth the risk. I actually like them and want to continue seeing them in the future. Also, I don’t need approval from anonymous guys online.

        What about you, o Jesuit soldier?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:34 pm Heywood Jablome

        If you’re implying that I’m unused to female attention, CH … let’s just say you’d be more than mistaken.

        Shiv status: buried to the hilt.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:28 pm Greg Eliot

        But that’s fine, you can’t win ’em all.

        Sez Strapon, who hasn’t won one yet, here at the chateau.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 5:08 pm corvinus

        I’m slightly tempted to post a couple photos of my recent girls for proof — an HB8 and HB9 (there have been a couple short-term HB7s as well) — but it’s not worth the risk.

        Having been both a beta and an alpha, I’ve only been tempted to race-mix when I was low-value out of desperation. Primarily because it’s admittedly more appealing than porking fatties. Hypergamy states that nonwhite women will be easier than white women for any white man since we’re the evil white male Patriarchy. How much so? My guess is that it’s enough to make a nonwhite 8 the equivalent of a white 6.

        It’s telling that you have said before that you only get with Latin American mystery meat. If your game was all that, you should at least be pulling some hot blondes once in a while, especially since they’d melt for a six-foot-plus white man with game.

        What about you, o Jesuit soldier?

        This coming from a pinko Marxist putatively-Catholic Latinophile. The irony drips.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:54 pm Philomathean

        “All positive, lol. I’m slightly tempted to post a couple photos of my recent girls for proof”

        For fuck sake, man.

        What’s with your insatiable need for approval?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:08 pm The Spirit Within

        @corvinus

        Your flawed assumption is that hot blondes stand atop the apex of the sexual market for all men. Not for me. I’ve been with a couple hot ones, but they never grabbed my imagination the way other women do. Maybe because like doesn’t attract like — blue eyes to blue eyes, light hair to light hair. Maybe the power of Punnett’s square drives us apart.

        OTOH, there is a nearly-audible click that occurs in me loins when I look into the pretty face of a brunette with brown or green eyes. That’s ancient physiology talking. Latinas fit the bill perfectly, and white brunette women do too. I steer clear of everybody else.

        BTW they’re all pinko on the inside, lol.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:14 pm The Straw That Stirs the Drink

        Yeaahh… we get where you’re coming from… Ewwwhhhh….!!

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:21 pm driveallnight

        The filter is still making all your comments come out gay.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:26 am Greg Eliot

        Droll… but don’t blame the filter… that’s pure Strapon. lzlzozlzozlozlzolzolzolzolzolz

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 7:07 pm fredmertz

        Ladies love you…so easy to talk to…lol

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 11:42 am Kelso

      BURN!

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:04 pm Arbiter

      “Probably Russian”. No one is surprised that the socialist idiot is unaware that child molester Lena Dunham is a Jew. To socialists, hiding the identity of the freaks that crawl over the media is essential, just like hiding the truth about basic economic facts, etcetera.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:21 pm The Spirit Within

        I was talking about the hottie. The HOTTIE. Read for comprehension.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:22 pm Lex Corvus

        He’s guessing that the hot chick is Russian, not that Dunham is.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:39 pm mendozatorres

        Hottie looks like Rosie Huntington-Whitely.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:55 pm Marissa

        The model is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who is mostly English but has some Polish Jewess blood.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:27 pm Captain Obvious

        Who is “Marissa”?

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:39 pm Greg Eliot

      Heh, heh… Strapon still takin’ the heat from the proprietor et. al.

      Beyond the Valley Of The LOZLZLZZOZLOLZOLOZLs.

      As to the topic at hand… if the first picture is what passes for a woman these days, I may have to reevaluate my erstwhile negative opinion of gay marriage.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:40 pm Greg Eliot

      Strapon still takin’ the heat, from the proprietor on down. lzlzozlzozlzolzozol

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:45 pm The Spirit Within

        You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So… what that make you? Good?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:53 pm Greg Eliot

        Actually, we DON’T need your kind ’round chere, boy… which I and others have often said.

        So avaunt, and give us the opportunity to prove your scapegoat theory is just so much Cathedralese hogwash… usually propagated by shills like to rationalize people’s abhorence of their target’s behavior.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:15 pm The Spirit Within

        I’m surprised you missed the reference. It’s 35 years old.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:59 pm ho

        “I’m surprised you missed the reference.”

        Well, it sound a lot more prissy when you say it. Tony Montana’s toes didn’t curl when he saw that chainsaw, that’s for sure.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm mendozatorres

        The redux:

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm Greg Eliot

        Lawd, it’s funny how much time people have on their hands, to make such videos… the piece de resistance was him holding the Super Bowl trophy the whole time.

        Golf clap to whoever.

        And I must admit, I missed the reference… never had the patience to sit through Pacino’s laughable spic accent for a second time, so most of Scarface homages will get by me.

        What can I tell you… even the monkeys fall from the trees on occasion.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:51 pm Philomathean

      “You don’t matter”

      Queer.

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  7. on May 27, 2015 at 10:56 am Matamoros

    Off topic. Russia bites the blue bullet.

    https://meduza.io/en/news/2015/05/26/russian-lawmakers-want-to-shorten-the-friday-workday-for-women

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 11:15 am PA

      Russia is taking its native population’s natalism seriously. Can the proposal be in support of that?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:48 pm Haven M.

        interesting. putin knows babies is the future. and not the kind that the dnc is funding here.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:38 pm Matamoros

        No, feminism is on the rise in Russia. After all, it is the home of the cultural marxism that underlies feminism. Laws are being changed to penalize men in divorces in the name of equality. Sexual harassment charges are more common. Women rule the house, not husbands, from soviet times, etc.

        Russia only appears patriarchal because the men tend to machoism like latins.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 4:10 am irishsavant

        Russia is NOT the home of Cultural Marxism. Do you really believe that or are you trying to divert attention from the true source?

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:31 am Daniel Plainview

        PA, commenting here to clear up something from the other thread that I missed. I do not, repeat, do not have anything against Slavs. I don’t like Russians because they are more Asiatic than Aryan and because they sided with the Jous against Europe. Looking up “genetic map of europe” on Google corroborates this. Europe begins at Kiev, this is my firm belief. This Anonymous poster is trying to sow division and is likely a shill. I love my own people first like any good nationalist, but I also believe that Slavs are as European as anyone else by nature, but many have gotten mixed up with Gypsies and Jews in some areas. Slavs have many superior qualities over German/Celtics, they are certainly a tougher and less squeamish bunch and lack the naive idealism, but are not quite as adventurous and innovative. This cynical toughness I believe will be crucial for our side when the SHTF in Europe. Bottom line, right now we are all Europeans, aka homo sapiens, against a swelling tide of desperate animals and I am not advocating infighting, but I also want Teutonic culture to survive as well with its idyllic contentment.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:06 am PA

        The glory of Europe is its nations. I agree with much of your comment.

        I have a much more upbeat view of Russians but there I part ways with most Eastern Europeans my age or older.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 10:02 am Daniel Plainview

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 10:08 am Daniel Plainview

        “Take your child and put it in de oven”

        The South Africans had it right. Compared to that we are all pretty much the same. English x Pole = Polish English – African x White = Nagger – Jou x White = Jou

        Bring any European into another European country and they blend in in a few generations. Whereas a darkie stays a darkie, always.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 10:13 am Daniel Plainview

        Of course blacks by themselves are pretty benign. They only become dangerous with the help of their Eskimo enablers.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:09 pm notalifeguard

      At least on a Friday he can come home to a hot cooked meal.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 8:21 am Jack H

      Putin is actually smart. Soon he will reduce it to Fridays off, then half day Thursday, then eventually no work at all. He knows it’s not that hard to manipulate women out of the workplace so the men can actually get some work done

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    • on May 29, 2015 at 5:22 pm Caramba

      Russia is a matriarchy gone wild.A woman is considered everything there, a man life is worth nothing.The divorce rates are highest in the world and, as I recently read in an article by russian MRA, there are like only 2 or 3 court decisions which granted kids to a father in the whole country last yea.

      In my native Ukraine the number of betas per capita largely surpasses any Western European nation too. There are some good changes in Ukrainian society right now,where more and more men become self conscious,but the speed is slow. No changes of this sort are noticed in Russia and probably will never be.

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  8. on May 27, 2015 at 11:00 am Women Who Look Like Fat Men | Neoreactive

    […] Women Who Look Like Fat Men […]

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  9. on May 27, 2015 at 11:28 am Bucho

    From the comments section on eonline….

    I just lost 20 pounds barfing up all my food from this last weekend & then some. OMG. Sorry…just because you have confidence doesn’t mean you have to go all Kim Kartrashian…and in Lena’s case dumpster diving. Ugh. Please.

    -RollinsPunkette

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:54 pm Greg Eliot

      The face that launched a thousand lunches.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:35 pm Canadian Friend

        this place needs thumbs up/ like button; Greg Eliot is on fire!

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 4:20 am Drago Milovechek

      The face that launched a thousand fail-boats.

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  10. on May 27, 2015 at 11:31 am itsme

    the horror…..the horror

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:54 pm Greg Eliot

      She didn’t ask anyone’s permission… she just thought it up and did it…

      … what balls.

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  11. on May 27, 2015 at 11:40 am pdwalker

    I’d say she resembles the “wooly mammaries” shape more.

    Thanks for the eyebleach. I was just about to throw myself from the 40th floor to stop the hurting.

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  12. on May 27, 2015 at 12:06 pm Haven M.

    Let’s see, gays get gay because of plastics in the water (prob why weirdo gen Y is all about the gay) or bc of sexual abuse for girls.

    Lena’s sister was sexually abused and is thus gay.

    Now, 20 years too late, Lena is suddenly concerned with her sister’s happiness…happiness that can only be perfected through an unnatural monogamy ceremony. Also, voice of her fucked up generation Lena can strut around on a moral high horse because she really feels that she luvs gays.

    point is, brahs…fucking Lena has the body of a 50 year old mom. Where’s her kids? what is her point?

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:11 pm Lucky Strike

      “what is her point?”

      I dunno.

      To be as ovenworthy as humanly possible?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 12:19 pm Haven M.

        weirdo millenials have found ultimate preen tool in their love of the gays and trying to get them the ceremony, no one in human history, especially the gays, have ever considered such a thing.

        I blame tv. I betcha that the more tv you watch, the more you’re for the GM.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 1:38 pm Sean Fielding

        Hey Lucky, what’s your address? I need somewhere to send the cleaning bill for the coffee I just laughed out all over my lap.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:15 pm Arbiter

      And to be clear, Lena Dunwitzmanstein’s sister was molested by her. Because criminals have a hard time not bragging about their crimes, Lena wrote in her autobiography (of course she’ll write that when she’s not even thirty) that she liked to insert her fingers in her little sister’s vagina. She would bribe and manipulate and intimidate her sister, any trick she could think of, to get her to take off her panties so Lena could put her fingers in her. She also inserted marbles in her to see how many she could get in there.

      This is the woman who pretends to care about rape victims. Of course, she has said zero about the 1,400 girls who were raped by Pakis in Rotterham, which the media have covered up.

      CH says: Lena’s personal philosophy and her behaviors which manifest from her beliefs are a cancer on the world.

      Harsh words one might think, but Lena Dunham’s fellow Tribe member Susan Sonntag said that “The White race is the cancer of human history.” Lena Dunham would never find anything wrong in that comment, condemning the entire host race she lives among. Her focus throughout her life has been to follow the lead of feminist Marxists like Susan Sonntag, attack the host, much like a virus that lowers a body’s immune system, killing it while feeding from it.

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  13. on May 27, 2015 at 12:07 pm notalifeguard

    If she had lovely long flowing hair, demure feminine attitude, pleasant personality, appropriate feminine clothing…… anything could be possible

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:42 pm Amy

      That’s the key. We’re not all born with perfect bone structure and a .7 WHR, but there is SO much girls can control to make themselves more attractive. If I could inhabit Lena Dunham’s body for three months, I bet I could get her to at least a 6.5. It’s not just hitting the gym…. although that is the main thing.

      What a waste of pretty lingerie.

      [CH: “what a waste of pretty lingerie.” heh. that’s a very female shiv. still cuts as deep.]

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:06 pm BigAl

        Lingerie looks best on the bedroom floor anyways

        But good lord is she a hog or what?!

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:22 pm ho

        “If I could inhabit Lena Dunham’s body for three months, I bet I could get her to at least a 6.5. ”

        If you could inhabit her body for three months, you would cry every morning staring into your bathroom mirror.

        Besides, her hair is too short to be salvagable in that short timeframe. Her teeth are messed up and her body is utterly grotesque. Even in shape, she’d have what one of my buddies called an “anti-body”.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:54 pm Haven M.

        brah, if I were in Dunham’s body for 3 months, I’d start wiring me her money, rewrite upcoming season 4 of girls to be rape culture friendly (visit UVA, sugar!) in which my hanna character goes dyking on 10’s in each episode.

        skies the limit…

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 11:05 pm Cortesar

        If I could inhabit Lena Dunham’s body for three months, I bet I could get her to at least a 6.5. It’s not just hitting the gym…. although that is the main thing.
        —————————————————————————————————–
        Perhaps you could but could you make your ass as vibrant as the one of the kitchen girl below (by hitting gym and by doing the other secondary stuff)
        I am sure Chateau reactionaries would be cheering for progress for the first time in their lives
        And if you could update us from time to time with a jpeg of the kitchen that would invariably lead us to believe that not everything is lost in the decadence
        of the age

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 11:16 am itsme

        It’s not just hitting the gym…. although that is the main thing.

        no, diet is the main thing when it comes to body composition. lena dunham could spend all day every day at the gym or walking around manhattan filming all the d@rkies holla’ing at her and she might lose a few pounds but she will still look like jabba the hutt’s retarded kid sister, guaranteed.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 11:37 am blart

        “diet is the main thing when it comes to body composition”

        exactly right. people just don’t seem to get this.

        most people do not have to spend hours in the gym to look decent and be healthy. especially women.

        sure, men need to be routinely engaging in some weight training or weight bearing activity to maintain muscle mass but it’s a lot less than most people think unless they are going for an arnold schwarzenegger look.

        but women generally do not need a lot of exercise if they have their diet under control. they don’t have a lot of muscle mass to maintain and they aren’t meant to.

        i used to think it was super important for a girl to work out a lot but i’ve changed my thinking on this. i think that this big trend towards women working out a lot is adding to the increased masculinity that we are seeing.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 6:10 pm Anonymous

      That, and – There just something about a woman fetching a towel….

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:44 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        Unless she’s using it to wipe her fat arse, surely?

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  14. on May 27, 2015 at 12:08 pm Steve T.

    I sit down to a good lunch and an entertaining, informative read of the Chateau, and WHAM, I’m screaming for eye bleach. If not for that parting image, I’d be in real hell.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:16 pm Arbiter

      For a sinecure, look up Allkman tumblr com.

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  15. on May 27, 2015 at 12:19 pm TLM

    I don’t get these modern times we live in where fatties aren’t ashamed to show themselves publicly in all their gelatinous glory. Growing up in the 80’s, the fat guys (by today’s standard they would be considered healthy) wouldn’t get in the pool without a t-shirt on lest they wanted to hear the insults fly. Now every tub of goo, male or female, walks around in cellulite tight yoga pants, tank tops, mini-skirts, etc. It’s truly nasty and sad how the quality of women in the US has taken such a horrific nosedive to the bottom of the Cracker Barrel.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:59 pm Greg Eliot

      Like most of her kind, she carries around her sense of entitlement on her waist.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:50 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

        ,,,and that of dozens of her friends. What a trooper.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:50 pm Godwinson

        very droll, sir

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 10:45 am uh

      And the rise of beer-bellied hipster shmos with their shirts off all the time, or worse, oozing out from under the hem.

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  16. on May 27, 2015 at 12:26 pm Experienced Father

    My….EYES…they burn.

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  17. on May 27, 2015 at 12:32 pm Foolish Pride

    I’ll ruin your day and remind her that Taylor Swift is her protege and friend.

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  18. on May 27, 2015 at 12:33 pm fakeemail

    See, women like this *need* the Sean Connery treatment of a seriously slapping; but this is highly illegal/socially loathed.

    Women are legally/culturally able to use their full natural war-power against men (their sexuality, hypergamy, verbal/mental bitchiness); while men are prohibited from using their war-power (force) against women.

    This is Islam’s greatest advantage over what’s being called the West these days.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 4:16 am irishsavant

      That, and not allowing women to drive.

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  19. on May 27, 2015 at 12:36 pm Anonymous

    Lena Dunham is a poster child for the illness affecting all North American women today: estrogen dominance.
    Small breasts, fatty abdomen, swollen thighs, poor skin condition, emotional instability, and eventually, infertility and cancer.
    If more men knew about this condition, they wouldn’t let their girlfriends/wives take birth control pills, which is a precursor to developing this condition.
    Eastern European women remain beautiful generally, (in comparison to NA women) due to their diet which consists of a lot of cruciferous vegetables: cabbage, esp. fermented. This blocks estrogen overload.
    It isn’t solely that NA women are damaged and spoiled, they are being lied to by their own doctors from a very young age.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:45 pm Haven M.

      I hear ya.
      I was watching a local tv news concernfest over spring break.
      So, I say to myself…bewbs.
      Sure enough, lots of B-roll bikini footage of a, ahem, diverse spring break beach. Nearly every sister there had a-cups. Very dissapoint. I’ll have to bring this up at rush next september.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:15 pm 88

      good point about infertility.

      i do think the rise in infertility treatments that we see today is definitely a result of birth control. hormonal or otherwise.

      women used to be fertile right up until menopause and menopause wasn’t occurring until women were well past 50. they would be having their last child while they were becoming grandmothers to the children their older children were having.

      now more and more women are having symptoms of menopause starting as early as their mid-30s and tons of them are struggling to get pregnant.

      i think part of it is the effect of birth control hormones on their bodies but it’s also because they are not doing what the body is meant to do when it’s young (give birth and have babies). even if a girl doesn’t use hormonal birth control and uses spermicides, condoms, etc., she is delaying pregnancy and throwing her body out of whack. i don’t have any statistics on it but it seems to me that women who start having kids young tend to remain fertile the longest and they age a lot better as well. it’s like their bodies were kicked into gear or something.

      also, women are not meant to be having periods every month either and when they do, it puts undue stress on their body and mental health. women are meant to ovulate, get pregnant, carry a child for nine months, breast feed for about a year and then do it all over again. that means no PMS, no period to deplete their iron stores and wreak havoc on their hormonal balance.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:25 pm FuriousFerret

      About the pill, I’ve always suspected that there is some massive downside to it. There is no such thing as a free lunch especially in terms of biological necessities related to fat storage and reproduction.

      There is loads of evidence that artificial sweetener actually makes you fatter over the long term due to screwing your brain and making you crave even more sweets.

      Birth control pill messing with a female’s biological prime directive has to have all sorts of negative effects to brain chemistry along with body development.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 2:41 pm Canadian Friend

        And those chemicals from the pill end up in our drinking water and food, and that is a contributing factor in turning men into feminized manginas who are pro-feminism.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:15 pm mendozatorres

        They just recently discovered it’s affecting women’s ability for caring, nurturing. One of the doctors stated that the pill’s been out for over 50 years, yet is poorly researched.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:20 pm Carlos Danger

        Not to mention estrogen treated beef.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 6:40 am Captain Obvious

      On another recent thread, I was wondering whether the pill could have anything to do with the rise of ManJaw.

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  20. on May 27, 2015 at 12:37 pm SoSayWeAll

    Remember this day as the day mankind learned that you actually can stuff ten pounds of crap into a five pound bag.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:44 pm Sentient

      LOL

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:49 pm Greg Eliot

      Remember this day as the day mankind learned that you actually can stuff ten pounds of crap into a five pound bag.

      It’s long been known as a “blivet”…

      … but to your point, it was heretofore only a hypothesis, and not indisputably manifested until now.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:12 pm mendozatorres

        Had to look up the word. Adding it to my lexicon.

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  21. on May 27, 2015 at 12:41 pm Greg Eliot

    If that first picture is actually female, I may have to reconsider this whole queer marriage issue.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

      I still say Lena Dunham looks like Edith Bunker.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 1:54 am Anonymous

        Edith was a sweet woman though.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 6:23 am Greg Eliot

        I think she’s proof positive that Jaba The Hutt had his way with Princess Leia

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 7:49 am Canadian Friend

        “…I think she’s proof positive that Jaba The Hutt had his way with Princess Leia…”

        Well we know she had her way with her younger sister, she admitted in her own book she sexually abused her young sister.

        I read an excerpt and what she did qualifies as rape; inserting a finger in her little sister without her consent.

        But strangely people like that are admired by the left and their media…

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  22. on May 27, 2015 at 12:43 pm Greg Eliot

    If that first creature is actually female, I can see why there are vocal proponents of homosexual concerns.

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  23. on May 27, 2015 at 12:43 pm Rob

    @Haven M. You said that she has the body of a 50 year old. Sad truth is, my gym has 50yo + women who are light years more desirable than that beast. To their credit and to her self-entitled shame. I would include pictures as proof but some of them read CH so I will practice discretion.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 12:46 pm Haven M.

      u go to a better gym than mine. then again, sounds like the kind of gym with lots of fake ass natilus and not enough iron if you got a bunch of moms running around.

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  24. on May 27, 2015 at 12:45 pm Greg Eliot

    In my next life I’d like to return as that crimson velour.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm BigAl

      Crimson velour could be a vag reference lol

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 6:24 am Greg Eliot

        Right now it’s referencing what’s covering the vag in that second pic.

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  25. on May 27, 2015 at 12:57 pm Jay Fink

    Some believe obesity rates peaked out a few years ago and have stabalized since then. Wrong! Obesity is still breaking record levels.http://www.gallup.com/poll/183155/obesity-rate-lowest-hawaii-highest-mississippi.aspx?utm_source=CATEGORY_WELLBEING&utm_medium=topic&utm_campaign=tiles

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:19 pm corvinus

      It increased from 27.1% in 2013 to 27.7% in 2014.

      But, it’s possible the increase may be entirely accounted for by 1) population aging, and 2) rising numbers of NAMs.

      We would have to get data on subgroups by age, sex, and race, which this poll doesn’t provide.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 5:42 am bear

      1930 Presidential Sound Byte: ” A chicken in every pot”
      2016 Presidential Sound Byte: ” A Homer lift in every bedroom “

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  26. on May 27, 2015 at 12:58 pm Sentient

    Statham – 47, Rosie – 27… Just sayin…. yeah he is a “movie star” but that’s just part of it. I know lot’s of bald dudes, Statham keeps fairly trim and he just looks cool and confident in just about every picture you see of them out in.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=rosie+huntington+whiteley&rlz=1C1TSND_enUS408US408&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IhFmVaSdGtDlsATnoYDAAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1165&bih=844#tbm=isch&q=rosie+huntington+whiteley+jason+statham&revid=1060770365

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    • on May 31, 2015 at 6:19 pm Putin

      I think it is cute that Statham got a 7.

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  27. on May 27, 2015 at 12:58 pm SigmaUnplugged

    Looks like Jabba the Hut in lingerie. . .

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:08 pm Greg Eliot

      Actually, she looks more like the offspring of Jabba and Carrie Fischer, if you think about it.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm mendozatorres

        Yup…Princess Fea!

        (Fea is “ugly” in Spanish.)

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 10:49 pm Mr.magNIFicent1

        lmao at today’s comments

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  28. on May 27, 2015 at 1:13 pm Laguna Beach Fogey

    The guntrification of the American female.

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  29. on May 27, 2015 at 1:23 pm Gentleman X

    This is the role model of your future children. If you haven’t yet, invest in a vasectomy.

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  30. on May 27, 2015 at 1:28 pm chubby choker

    1. towel bar is made from titanium anchored to a concrete foundation that sits on bedrock and it still looks like its about to buckle

    2. instead of making fun of her/it/?, which just serves to stoke her/its ego, we should ignore her/it completely. indifference is the cruelest shiv of all and her/its name needs to be stricken from all the webz at which point she/it will spontaneously combust and vanish into the wind. by talking about her/it we give her/it power.

    instead CH should just put up one post after another of super hot feminine women barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:44 pm gunslingergregi

      thread winner

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:40 pm Captain Obvious

        Agreed. For this crowd, “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:33 pm shmiggen

      Her/it ….lmfao!

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm Empire Of Shane

      “instead CH should just put up one post after another of super hot feminine women barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches”

      This idea gets my vote.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 7:02 pm sentient

      She looks like she is actually cooking…

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:11 pm The Spirit Within

        I’ll trust your word that there’s food somewhere in that photo.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:43 pm Greg Eliot

        Reminds me of the time I had the middle seat on a plane between Roseanne Barr and Melissa McCarthey.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:47 am mendozatorres

        I never get tired of looking at that picture.

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  31. on May 27, 2015 at 1:31 pm jasonearth (@jasonearth)

    One can only surmise that the lady doth protest too much. Lena Dunham, for all her protestations to the contrary, hates herself, and her body. She’s an emotionally and psychically damaged misfit, and things are not helped by the way the establishment has promoted this talent-vacuum – much to the detriment of more talented people (one of whom you could discover simply by staying right where you are at this present moment and spitting).

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  32. on May 27, 2015 at 1:37 pm elmer

    In related news your man Scalzi has landed a multi-million dollar book contract.

    So who’s the alpha now Bish?

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 1:54 pm The Old Codger

      Who you aiming that tiny wrinkled little thing at, there Elmer?

      Scalzi could inherit Gates’ fortune and would still be light years from being an “alpha”!!! Its all in the mind, ya know?

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 5:13 pm elmer

        ForeignBride thinks I am Johnny Wadd.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:10 pm mendozatorres

      There’s a photo of him kissing his girl and she’s pulling away from him. Fun!

      [CH: scalzied is one of those bone-deep beta males for whom even millions of dollars in advances wouldn’t budge his SMV.]

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm FuriousFerret

      Nope, alpha by the chateau terms is a man that women want to screw at the biological level.

      There is no way in hell that Scalzi fits that description. I don’t care if you show me a picture of him stinking his dink in some 10/10 Victoria Secret model while lighting a Cuban cigar with a thousand dollar bill, he’s still no alpha and her body is probably repulsed during the entire act.

      All you have to do is go on youtube and listen to guy speak for 10 seconds to know that all the money in the world wouldn’t make him an alpha male.
      Money only facilitates alpha behavior. When you have all that monetary power and still act like a biological pussy, what does it really accomplish?

      A strength isn’t a strength unless you can actually effectively use it.

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      • on May 29, 2015 at 7:28 am Putin

        “alpha by the chateau terms is a man that women want to screw at the biological level.”

        Basically, and I would agree with that definition.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:03 pm Childe Roland

      Science fiction guru. It’s telling. Time to put that stuff to rest. I’ve given it a chance a few times, but I just don’t/can’t see it. Torch that drivel the way the Naughtseece would have terminated a Warhol.

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  33. on May 27, 2015 at 2:02 pm gunslingergregi

    @heartiste Chicago tops that: 43 shot, 12 killed. All in vibrant areas
    http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/05/26/12-killed-43-wounded-in-memorial-day-weekend-shootings/ …”””””

    jeez now that is some serious patriatism reenacting the battles and actuallly dieing

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:47 pm Canadian Friend

      They probably shoot each other because it is too hard living under an oppressive racist white supremacy

      I’m sure the strap on agrees

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 8:41 pm Captain Obvious

      > “reenacting the battles and actuallly dieing” The Gunslinger is on fire today.

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  34. on May 27, 2015 at 2:15 pm Colin

    My wife has a fat friend she used to hang out with. She talked to a mutual friend last night and found out that the fattie has made little attempt to improve her diet or go to the gym despite lamenting her fatness and offers from friends to go with her to workout. UNRELATED: she’s on match.com and all of her dates have been with black dudes.

    [CH: lol. so much truth packed into this gem of a comment.]

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:32 pm Anonymous

      “all of her dates have been with black dudes”

      I’m guessing she’s pulled more trains than an Amtrak locomotive…

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 3:25 pm mendozatorres

        She’s got the infrastructure.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:24 pm Greg Eliot

        And a loose caboose.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:49 pm Greg Eliot

      She doesn’t need to improve herself… she’s getting all the validation and love she can handle, merely for the asking.

      Just one more thing to “thank” t-h-w-a-c-k for. 😡

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 10:48 am Experienced Father

      I see the end results of that fattie match.com lifestyle every week end at my kids middle class price range dance/gymnastics studio.

      Multiple land-whale class white women with one to three mulatto children and no baby daddy in classes run at the same time.

      White kids in the same classes usually have both parents.

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  35. on May 27, 2015 at 2:18 pm Joe

    She wouldn’t even have to work that hard. With all the money she’s making she could have a personal trainer, chef, yoga, massage, etc…. everyday. No excuse. If not for aesthetic reasons then at least for her health.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 5:16 pm elmer

      Then we would be treated to her in “Wind Relieving Pose”.

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  36. on May 27, 2015 at 2:29 pm Putin

    Update: Sent a text to my 8 giving her short notice to meet up for coffee.

    Me:Nice day today.
    Her:Yes it is
    Me: Coffee…
    Her: Am @ the one close to my apartment already and leaving in a bit. Sorry. Next time.

    Fire away….

    [CH; blowoff. rule #1: a woman will always make time in her busy busy busy schedule for a man she wants. too little background to give you useful advice, but i’d next this one if i were you. otherwise, don’t reply and then try again in a week, presupposing the sale, e.g., text “drinks at 7. you’re in.”]

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:46 pm Anonymous

      CH, I get what you’re saying, but you can’t generalize 100% of the time. He said ‘short notice’. How short? 10 minutes? She may very have had other plans she can’t easily change…

      [CH: she’s already at the coffee shop. meeting up would hardly put her out. short notice has never stopped girls from a quickie rendezvous with an alpha male. never. neither has “other plans”. the vibe is all wrong. putin needs to next or put her on hold and try again in a week.]

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 2:55 pm Anonymous

        Then again, maybe she does have the hots for him, but doesn’t want to meet up on short notice if she doesn’t really have the time. Who knows? I agree though he should ping her later…

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 2:52 pm Putin

      “CH; blowoff. rule #1: a woman will always make time in her busy busy busy schedule for a man she wants. too little background to give you useful advice, but i’d next this one if i were you. otherwise, don’t reply and then try again in a week, presupposing the sale, e.g., text “drinks at 7. you’re in.”]”

      Careful CH, this is the one Sentient said was not interested in me then she showed up at my happy place a couple days later dressed to kill while sexually holding my hand. Just sayin.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm FilthyMattress

        PUTIN,

        off topic, but interesting tidbit:

        i wrote a comment on an older post as to why ray peat style serotonin depletion is excellent for game but the damn comment censor ate it

        summary is that i read a study in which mice with very low levels of serotonin were always at the top of the social hierarchy because mice with normal levels of serotonin were unable to socially dominate them

        so i started fucking around with some ray peat approved serotonin depleting chemicals (mainly tianeptine so far) and i gotta say it seems to be having a positive effect on the ease with which i can open mixed groups of men and women…way less ‘who the f*ck is this guy?’ going on

        neat

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:00 pm Mario

        @Putin, happened to me
        She is sliding away…Transition from interest to flaking starts quite nice – “Sorry. Next time” (note no proposition). I can tell you, one of my orbits drives 60miles , anytime I tell ..But with one 9 , I got burned exactly like you The problem : not banging early. Solution :

        a) Go physical – fck her hard next time – or enjoy floating the outer space orbit. You are taking the wrong turn – she had interest in bang, not coffee dates
        or
        b) dont invest anymore but in proper way (bitter passive aggresive waiting for her turn = beta; play ball in different field and keep mojo = alpha; the shorter the relationship, the less beta margin error you can afford

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:05 pm Putin

        FM, can you give me the breakdown? Food or supplements?

        Thanks dude.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:10 pm Putin

        Mario, you bring up some very valid points. This is the second time that a gal came on so strong I honestly was not ready for it. The first time the girl eventually lost interest but her aggressiveness at first was beyond anything I was ready for. And now that you mention it there has been a tit for tat back and forth with this latest one.

        Some good insights.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:22 pm Putin

        “the shorter the relationship” Break that down for me Mario. Never be in a relationship for a long period? I don’t think that was my problem….

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:50 pm Sentient

        @Putin – look man, I’m happy for you whatever you are doing but you need to be clear with yourself. Your goal is to do what exactly? As I understand it, just have an “empire” of women that you will beta orbit and not escalate with. Is that correct?

        So what do you expect? If you are not going to sexualize your interactions why would any of them be interested in you? At least make your intentions clear, and then they will hang out with you. But you are muddying the waters. Getting a number and not sexualizing is just a waste of her time.

        And to be more clear, just because you are hanging out at a place where these girls are ALREADY frequenting, doesn’t mean they are going there to see you. Coffee is a regular routine, they will go with or without you being there.

        I warned you (and by extension others) about the “coulda wouldas”. It’s a big difference between vibe and make out and sex. Only sex tells you that she is really into you. The rest are just your feelz and projection. which can be fun, but also misleading.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:51 pm Putin

        “@Putin – look man, I’m happy for you whatever you are doing but you need to be clear with yourself. Your goal is to do what exactly? As I understand it, just have an “empire” of women that you will beta orbit and not escalate with. Is that correct?

        So what do you expect? If you are not going to sexualize your interactions why would any of them be interested in you? At least make your intentions clear, and then they will hang out with you. But you are muddying the waters. Getting a number and not sexualizing is just a waste of her time.”

        Sentient, some very valid points my friend.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 7:53 pm Putin

        “And to be more clear, just because you are hanging out at a place where these girls are ALREADY frequenting, doesn’t mean they are going there to see you. Coffee is a regular routine, they will go with or without you being there.”

        Well some have come there for me but not all.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:05 pm Putin

        “I warned you (and by extension others) about the “coulda wouldas”. It’s a big difference between vibe and make out and sex. Only sex tells you that she is really into you. The rest are just your feelz and projection. which can be fun, but also misleading.”

        LOL, well you were doing great until this. Now lets call out the B.S. You warned me she was not interested because of the business card thing. You were dead wrong as she was very interested. The opposite and that’s what happens when people jump the gun. And who is “others”? And what was their warning? You have to have vibe or ioi to get to the sex part. What is make out sex? Anyone with game knows when a women wants it. Mario already nailed it. Intentions were crystal clear and I passed which caused a cooling in the women. I think my issue is do I want to continue down this rabbit hole.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 8:23 pm Putin

        “a) Go physical – fck her hard next time – or enjoy floating the outer space orbit. You are taking the wrong turn – she had interest in bang, not coffee dates
        or
        b) dont invest anymore but in proper way (bitter passive aggresive waiting for her turn = beta; play ball in different field and keep mojo = alpha; the shorter the relationship, the less beta margin error you can afford”

        Mario, are you saying either A or B is the answer. Could you explain this a little better? Proper way is not the passive aggressive correct? What is different field shorter relationship?

        Thanks

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 7:05 am Sentient

        “Now lets call out the B.S. You warned me she was not interested because of the business card thing. You were dead wrong as she was very interested. The opposite and that’s what happens when people jump the gun. ”

        OK let’s… After the business card thing and exchange numbers to “talk about her career” I said I expected her to flake on you…

        At a later date at some point while you were already out getting coffee, she walked by you and you shook her hand and she left. It appears she was just in the same area, not that you texted or called her and set it up. Correct?

        And based on your perception of her dress and vibe on that day, you believe she was totally into you…

        But – again correct me if I am wrong on the facts here – when you do now text her, above here, she does in fact decline and not offer any alternate meeting. Is all this right?

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 7:19 am Sentient

        FWIW – great example of “plausible deniability” game in action… the key is that ALL the subcoms are opposite of the verbals… so no missed impressions…

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:19 am Putin

        “But – again correct me if I am wrong on the facts here – when you do now text her, above here, she does in fact decline and not offer any alternate meeting. Is all this right?”

        Look Sentient, you were dead wrong the first time and now you are doubling down. I know it hurts but the fact is I talk to way more attractive women than you do everyday. I just don’t jump the gun like so many like to do here because it can be a credibility killer as we have seen.

        Have you ever had a women come after you with clear intentions? Saying I felt she liked me because she shook my hand is like saying I ran out of gas because the joos drained my tank. Come on.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:25 am Putin

        Sentient a couple posts in mod.

        Summary: You are wrong on all accounts. Better off admitting.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:46 am Putin

        Sentient, read Mario’s post. He nailed.

        A women does not dress to kill so that she can drive 45 minutes to get a cup of “coffee”. If she wants coffee she could get it next to her apartment. Real simple. She was done with her internship.

        Never underestimate a women’s ability to find you if she likes you.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:53 am Putin

        “At a later date at some point while you were already out getting coffee, she walked by you and you shook her hand and she left. It appears she was just in the same area, not that you texted or called her and set it up. Correct?”

        No, I LEFT. I walked! She was trying to set up camp at my table dude! Come on. The women got dressed to kill and drove 45 minutes to get coffee? We should not even be discussing this point.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:32 am Sentient

        LOl – you seem to be taking this personally… I’m just going off of what you wrote.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:03 pm Putin

      How about this…..She placed information in the wordy response which did not need to be placed. “My Apartment.” lol Yes, I may be giving myself too much credit but we will find out for sure right?

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:05 pm blart

      this is for sure a blow off. as CH said, a woman will always make time for a man she wants.

      her excuse for not meeting up is that she already had coffee so she doesn’t need more? and she didn’t offer another time or reason to meet?

      that means she is either uninterested in seeing you or she’s interested but wants you to do the chasing.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm Culum Struan

        @Putin, CH is right here. The issue is not that she didn’t meet up with you this time. There could be a legit reason for that. The issue is that she’s not keen enough. There’s a big difference between what she replied and a girl who replies saying something like “Oh I’d have loved to, but I just got my coffee and need to rush back to my desk to finish something urgent at work – how about tomorrow? Or Day after?”

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 6:18 pm Putin

        “@Putin, CH is right here.”-

        Right about what? Blow off? Maybe, but the evidence will not be in for about 3-4 weeks. Rest assured though I am man enough to admit it if she never contacts me in the next 3-4 weeks. We will see.

        Regarding calling her again? Absolutly not. It goes against everything I teach the youngins here. My hypocrisy would know no bounds if I called again. It is Alpha to ask a gal out. It is beta to keep asking again and again. She knows and if she is interested she will contact me. I think Mario is on to something. When she showed up at my place dressed to kill the window was wide open to make a move. I walked.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 9:11 pm Benson

        Regarding calling her again? Absolutly not. It goes against everything I teach the youngins here. My hypocrisy would know no bounds if I called again.

        You consistent sonofabitch. Besides, chasing her wouldn’t work. Even the gayest, nicest nice guy knows that.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 10:42 pm shmiggen

        Are you a mall cop?

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 6:36 pm walawala

      @Putin agree with C H. I was just visiting a city on a business trip. I have a female “friend”—girl I’ve gamed, hasn’t lead anywhere but she’s hot and great to hang with.

      I text I’m in town, let’s go dancing. She says she’ll check but will try. She shows up…we dance and hang out…

      This is a girl I’m NOT banging but who clearly shows interest and makes time. If a girl is interested she will always make time.

      I used to over-analyze responses now if it’s not on…it’s off.

      I wrote previously about my final outreach to my crazy ex gf. It was simple. She had been buzzing around, giving me IOI’s, made out with me etc…so I texted: “oy, let’s meet for drinks this week”….she replied: “Not free this week”.

      I left it at that…two months ago. Dead silence. I’ve seen her out many times and blank her. It’s clear. If a girl is interested, she’ll make the effort, make time, or offer an alternative. Often girls will invite themselves over to my place, cook for me, bake for me….and we bang.

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  37. on May 27, 2015 at 2:35 pm Anonymous

    Fire away in what respect? Most likely it’s true. Believe it or not, women actually have lives to live to, as opposed to dropping everything at the drop of a hat for random guys…

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 8:03 am emaciator

      “Guys”? “As opposed to”? Verdict: mediocre girl troll or omegabishboi.

      It’s true that a blowoff on short notice does not always mean Game Over, Man, and it’s also a fact that a woman will ALWAYS flake on her girlfriends, family, or even another man if she’s super attracted to you — her giny commands her so.

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  38. on May 27, 2015 at 2:38 pm Women Who Look Like Fat Men | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  39. on May 27, 2015 at 2:48 pm Putin

    Was at my happy place and gaming some Danish sisters. 7’s wavy blond hair over their shoulders. One had incredible blue eyes which were dilating. I had talked with them yesterday so picked up conversation today. Agreeing and amplifying about welfare, vacations etc.. Was a very functional conversation when I saw an acquaintance who I had got to know at the place. This guy looks like an Italian boss man with tinted glasses. He is Persian and about 65. I finally finished up with the gals as one had to catch a plane back to Denmark, Had strong sexual vibe from them. Anyway the guy seemed to be impressed with my game and asks if I got their number to which I mumbled something about not getting numbers from less than an 8. This caused him to open up a bit. He goes into how he was tired from sex last night with one of his women. He said while they were starting another one of his women called and wanted to get it on. He told her he had a headache then went to town with the one at his place. I said something about 6th sense and women. This guy showed me some texts and women which basically amounted to 21 year old black gals and pretty late 30’s women. He is married and his wife is out of the country most of the time. When she comes back they fight a lot.

    I am going down this rabbit hole and wonder if I need to turn back.

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  40. on May 27, 2015 at 2:58 pm themanofmystery2

    Lena Dunham

    vs
    Olivia Dunham

    Seriously, Lena looks disabled. Is it any wonder her initials are LD?

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    • on May 29, 2015 at 7:26 am Putin

      “Olivia Dunham”

      Now that is feminine, natural and real.

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  41. on May 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm martin

    This is absolutely a good point. I haven’t really seen what exactly it is that Lena Dunham does outside of the criticisms she receives from this blog but I was looking at that picture of her and I just can’t imagine what could possibly be going through her mind. Does she really think she is attractive? I just can’t believe that she thinks that, which makes it all the more sick. She is either flaunting her ugliness attempting to bait men in to saying something she can then twist against them or she really does believe she is attractive. Neither of these options is a good one. What an abomination.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:41 pm mendozatorres

      “to bait men in to saying something she can then twist against them”

      Sounds about right.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm Greg Eliot

      You’re forgetting the 70% component of a (ahem) frontrunner:

      Chutzpah.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 4:13 pm mendozatorres

        Fatzpah!

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 4:57 pm Haven M.

      dude…she’s like raising awareness. This is what a real woman looks like. It’s brilliant!

      My job would be to raise awareness that real women should look like that Genie from the Directv commercial.

      She’s dating a rock star of all things. The black keys suck.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 5:19 pm elmer

      Surely you have experienced a porker willfully getting between your male gaze and an attractive woman. Same principle at play here.

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  42. on May 27, 2015 at 4:00 pm Greg Eliot

    Well, one thing I will say…

    I wouldn’t, without good cause, want to f#ck around with the dude who took the picture…

    NOTHING scares him… and he’s liable to do anything.

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  43. on May 27, 2015 at 4:04 pm Kate Minter

    Put. the. camera. down.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 8:51 pm BigAl

      More like put the fork down

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 11:32 am itsme

        ^^^ you misspelt ‘shovel’

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 10:41 pm shmiggen

      Mark minter’ wife?

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 4:20 am Kate Minter

        You bet 🙂 (photo not us, just a representation)

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  44. on May 27, 2015 at 4:42 pm Dr. Fill

    Thanks, CH. I have to go to Walmart later, that first pic sufficiently prepared me.

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  45. on May 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm Putin

    That women is nasty, I am sorry. And I am not talking about the fat man girl. Something not natural there.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 5:48 pm Childe Roland

      These guys have no eyes for real beauty. She’s nearly as revolting as the top girl, for truly subtle reasons.

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      • on May 27, 2015 at 5:56 pm Canadian Friend

        I would not say revolting but she is a bit too skinny for my taste and seems flat chested which to me is a big turn off.

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 7:40 pm Greg Eliot

      She’s a looker, but she’s got the snake in her eye.

      That’s an old Norse expression for someone of great destiny… and tragedy.

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  46. on May 27, 2015 at 5:36 pm v

    When I started reading this post I seriously thought I was on the Goodbye America site.

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  47. on May 27, 2015 at 5:46 pm El Capitan

    Man the harpoons

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    • on May 27, 2015 at 6:01 pm Greg Eliot

      A Whiter Shade Of Whale.

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  48. on May 27, 2015 at 5:56 pm Ayy Bola

    Todays post was incredibly offensive and completely out of line. Your hateful and problematic language was totally uncalled for. How are you imply ANY resemblance between Lena Dunham and the fat men of the world?

    Us fatties are much more attractive than she is.

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  49. on May 27, 2015 at 6:01 pm Rus

    We’re going to be paying for her liposuction soon…

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  50. on May 27, 2015 at 7:30 pm Mr Meaner

    When a chick texts you stupid shit.. Judge Judy eyeroll gif game

    Bonus: Judge Judy is red pill as fuck.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:31 am Greg Eliot

      Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… equality for men and women… that’s why they call it feminism. Call these talking heads on their bullshit and they’ll trip over themselves with the lamest justifications.

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  51. on May 27, 2015 at 7:52 pm McGonzo

    The worst part – well, it is difficult to pick the worst, but a really bad part is the “provocative” cheesecake pose. That just amplifies the discord, and deliberately done. Nasty broad. Bet tuna smells better.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 6:28 am Greg Eliot

      But I like the smell of tuna in the afternoon… it smells like…. lunch.

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  52. on May 27, 2015 at 8:07 pm Joe Magarac (subtle troll)

    Say what you will, Lena Dunham looks about average for her race and social class. Not good but not an extreme example of the type.

    [CH: nah. she’s below average for white women, especially in her social class. generously, i’d rate her a 3 in her current condition. if she slimmed down and grew out her hair she could bump up to a 5 or 6.]

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  53. on May 27, 2015 at 9:10 pm OGRE

    Haven’t read all the replies, I get here too late. But to add my 2 cents.

    I’m no lover of land whales. But man a little effort can make a huge difference. Just off the top of my head I think of Megan Trainor…here is a larger woman who at least tries to look feminine and attractive. I’d put Megan in the “if I was wasted, and horny, but not at my place” category, but Dunham falls under “kill it with fire before it destroys the village.”

    Where do the two of them fall on the scale? I dunno, but Megan has at least 3 to 4 points on Dunham, and while some of that is due to genetics, a lot of it is due to effort on her part. And Dunham actually works to make herself more grotesque.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 11:01 am mendozatorres

      “Where do the two of them fall on the scale?”

      RIMSHOT!

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  54. on May 27, 2015 at 10:45 pm Rum

    Maybe… this person knows her own bodily truths well enough to calculate that she will most likely get to stay in the public eye for 3-4 months longer by selling an image of ugly hipsterdoom than by going to the gym and trying to acheive fuckability in the eyes of the healthy/sane men in her vicinity.
    I
    For her it may all be simply a matter of profit and loss going forward.

    AND,AND… she knows her buffest possible body version is a 6.237 at best.
    That, for a famous media meme, is not something to look straight in the eye.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 6:30 am Greg Eliot

      Geez, Louise… Rum finally said something that pertained to the topic AND made sense.

      The Apocalypse is sure nigh.

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:39 am Sentient

        Old cats everywhere are weeping….

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 9:42 am Greg Eliot

        Droll.

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  55. on May 27, 2015 at 10:59 pm askjoe

    bad news guys…

    this thing is going lezzzzzzzbo.

    you menfolk aren’t smrt enuff

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2015/05/27/actress-tatum-oneal-now-dating-mostly-women-after-john-mcenroe/

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 6:33 am Greg Eliot

      Hell, she looks like Bette Midler in that pic.

      Ever notice when an older out-of-the-limelight actress wants to recapture a bit of media attention, she plays the lesbo card?

      Didn’t Meredith Baxter try that same gambit?

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      • on May 28, 2015 at 8:40 am askjoe

        ah meredith…

        this girl has stopped shaving. And as far as I can tell, ISN’T EVEN GETTING A GRADE for it.

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3099412/This-reality-woman-Student-stopped-shaving-legs-age-11-says-s-proud-hair-covering-body-plucks-eyebrows.html

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  56. on May 27, 2015 at 11:29 pm Anonymous

    OT: http://www.upworthy.com/check-out-how-one-college-is-teaching-students-how-to-prevent-rape-with-a-video-game?c=ufb1

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  57. on May 27, 2015 at 11:53 pm jb

    The Right-Wing War on Lena Dunham

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/27/the-right-wing-war-on-lena-dunham.html

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 6:38 am Greg Eliot

      Written by one Amy Zimmerman… go figure.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 7:17 am elmer

      Add this passive-aggressive insult to the liberal essay generator :

      Why are conservatives so threatened by blank?

      blank = empowered women, successful women, outspoken women, intelligent blacks, Hispanics, Senior Black Journalists, trans-women, Muslims, etc . etc . etc.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:44 am mendozatorres

      Everything’s a fucking war. Sonofabitch! All these idiots keep wearing their damn feelings on their sleeves.

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  58. on May 28, 2015 at 2:17 am Ronin

    At least Kevin Smith has the good manners to wear mega-jorts and a hockey jersey.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 4:09 am meistergedanken

      He could change the jersey once in a while, though.

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  59. on May 28, 2015 at 7:39 am Mel Gibson

    Goodbye, America.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 8:05 am Laguna Beach Fogey

      Nice knowin’ ya.

      At least I have these memories.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:45 am mendozatorres

      It was a good run. For some reason I’ve got the scene in The Graduate, where his car’s running out of gas. We’re there right now.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:51 am Greg Eliot

      Funny, nothing about interracial relationships?

      That’s really the ne plus ultra criterion for decline.

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  60. on May 28, 2015 at 8:17 am seth

    Until almost every evil jew is dead, western white peoples and many others will be killed off by the bankers and their backers.

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  61. on May 28, 2015 at 9:15 am Isthatso

    How do I keep cute younger girls around me all the time? Become a professor?

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:41 am Sentient

      or maybe

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 9:48 am Greg Eliot

      Hold casting calls for Broadway and/or Hollywood projects… even if they’re just ideas in your mind only.

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  62. on May 28, 2015 at 9:25 am John

    Even without the weight she’d still be an ugly Jewess.

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  63. on May 28, 2015 at 10:33 am chris

    http://www.researchgate.net/profile/David_Puts/publication/272027707_Fulfilling_Desire_Evidence_for_negative_feedback_between_mens_testosterone_sociosexual_psychology_and_sexual_partner_number/links/54db70d10cf233119bc626b1.pdf

    Fulfilling desire: Evidence for negative feedback between men’s testosterone, sociosexual psychology, and sexual partner number

    Men who achieve what, for them, represents a successful pattern of mating, whether through committed relationships or uncommitted sex, should lower these costs by decreasing T production. The present results thus point to negative feedback in which T promotes copulatory success, and copulatory success in turn down-regulates T production.

    So I’m guessing the inference from this is that abstaining from mating while still desiring to mate produces highest testosterone levels.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 5:02 pm pdwalker

      I believe the scientific term for that is “blue balls”

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  64. on May 28, 2015 at 1:32 pm SteveOh

    TV show “star” has written record of fondling young siblings as a teenager.
    It’s very telling that this Duggar dude is getting all the outrage while the Dunham diva (is lady?) gets a complete pass.

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    • on May 28, 2015 at 4:32 pm Canadian Friend

      TV show “star” has written record of fondling young siblings as a teenager.
      It’s very telling that this Duggar dude is getting all the outrage while the Dunham diva (is lady?) gets a complete pass.

      Yet feminists assure us women live under an oppressive Patriarchy.

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  65. on May 28, 2015 at 2:15 pm mendozatorres

    I’m not a big Ann Coulter fan, but knowing she fat shamed this fat ass is hilarious: http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/05/28/illegal-alien-v-ann-coulter-on-jorge-ramos-fusion-illegal-reveals-desire-to-limit-americans-free-speech-rights/

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  66. on May 28, 2015 at 2:52 pm Joshua Sinistar

    Anybody old enough to remember how long it took the jews to get a channel like HBO to show nekkid wimmen? A LOOOONG TIME.
    Now that they have it, it features horses like Sarah Jessica Porker in Sex in the Stable, and the Dunham Horror by H.P. Eyebleach.
    All of you trying to make us depressed and resigned to oblivion should take a Good Hard Look at your team, The next Dodos, before you spit at the fans of The Generals that Conquered the World Before!

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  67. on May 29, 2015 at 8:36 am Floyd Farlington Barquar

    She’s going on my screensaver…

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  68. on May 29, 2015 at 5:25 pm Caramba

    I’ve never heard of Lena Dunham prior to this blog. The beast is feeding on a male disgust.

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