Meet a girl, charm a girl, love a girl. Beautiful, you found a soulmate. But, there will come a time, sooner than you’d like, when a girl will want something “more” out of her relationship with you. That “more” can be gifts, giving up your skeet shooting hobby, moving in together, or, usually, marriage. If you’re dating a green card whore lovely foreign girl overstaying her visa, (say, an au pair), “more” means cold hard cash to pay her immigration lawyer.
There’s a simple solution to this problem. Enjoy your time banging that cute foreigner, and when she thinks you’re putty in her hands and feels brave enough to ask you for money, walk.
WALK.
It’s a wonder more men don’t avail themselves of this option. All it requires is the confidence to know that replacement pussy is within easy reach.
“skeet shooting hobby” hehe. skeet skeet skeet!
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lzolzolzl
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Would’ve been suprised, had it been any other way. Well done, champ. 😉
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what if she claims she has your white bun in her oven?
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Aren’t you subversive!
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There’s a nice little piece of whitey-invented technology called a “DNA test”.
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what if you’re the father?
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Check out t-wack trying to wrap his head around fatherhood. Why not go for gold in the 400m breast stroke while you’re at it?
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how bout I come over and we both fuck your sister?
I’ll go first.
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It’s always funny when thwack/”james” loses it and drops the mask. With his primitive genes he can’t pretend for long. He tries so hard to sound cool, getting a fancy new name to remind himself, but no – it’s just the same old crap. His 85 IQ means he can never do better than that.
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getting a fancy new name to remind himself, but no – it’s just the same old crap
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not my fault. you guys cried like bitches for CH to ban me; thats why I had to get a new name; I never hid or denied it like you faggots do.
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“What if she claims she has your white bun in her oven?”
Once in a while an autistic like me is presented a rare opportunity to contribute to these conversations. Following are all the appropriate responses to paternity claims for some poor fool (of any skin color) not yet wise in the arts of the Chateau.
1. “Hahahahahahahahahahaahahhhahahahahahahahahahaha!”
Remember: it worked for Slick Willy.
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Love the lessons wrapped in a dry humour dressing, served up cold. So jimmy carr.
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[…] One Weird Trick For Successfully Dating Ex-Pat Girls […]
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Do I detect recent experience?
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I thought I caught a whiff of emotional investment as well…
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Congratulations: you two are only t h i s autistic.
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The problem with this is that she can claim abuse and she gets her visa that way too, I think. lol
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A VAWA waiver only applies if you are/were married to her and she wants to adjust status. In the situation outlined, she will need some basis for adjusting status (not just money to pay a lawyer). Typically this means she needs a citizen to marry her, but she could also try to claim refugee status.
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I thought you were referencing Bridget Moynahan.
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Nicely played!
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hehehehe! The delightful to read shivvy articles are back full force
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Meanwhile in Sweden: feminists stopped other feminists’ ad showing naked women because “sex objects” http://swedishsurveyor.com/2015/06/04/feminist-stopped-feminist-commercial/
Poor country!
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Lovely! I wonder if it were fat hags in the buff would the outrage be similar.
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This is what happens when your ideology is hopelessly flawed/fucking dumb as shit.
Christians have the same problem. Ever infighting and re-splitting and arguing among themselves
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Thank god another anti-theist has entered the fray!
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Count me amongst the anti-theists. Also, spare me the imminent crap about no morality without religion.
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Dirk Diggly
Now wait. “Spare me the crap about no morality without religion” means what exactly? Do you WANT to be restrained by morality? Do you crave having that sort of chain around around your neck purely for its own sake?
So much that you would put it there in the absence of any living “religion”, which translates from Latin to Anglo-Saxon as “connections that really matter”.
Do you want cold, empty, nihilistic “rules” which resonate with an utterly empty, meaningless, indifferent cosmos?
If so, why????
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Dirk
Do you want to follow a moral system that resonates with nothing more than a cold, empty, impersonal, and uncaring cosmos?
If so, why?
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Do you want to follow a moral system that resonates with nothing more than a cold, empty, impersonal, and uncaring cosmos?
If so, why?
This is the moral arrogance that makes Xtian fanatics what they are. “If you don’t believe in my fantasies you are COLD and UNCARING” etc etc. Always claiming that their fantasy has a monopoly on whatever values they espouse – regardless if they contradict the values of other Xtians.
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If you need a fantasy comfort blanket to go through life then you are still just a baby.
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Hey Dirk
Please tell us why you will be willing to trade your life for the maintenance of a moral system based on nihilistic empty-ness – utter non concern for your survival, and even more stark annilations of meanging…
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In the beginning there was nothing… and then it exploded.
Who, exactly, believes in the fantasy?
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“Count me amongst the anti-theists.”
The dumb leading the dumb.
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I just can’t even… http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/06/letter-to-a-young-white-male-poet/394868/
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[…] One Weird Trick For Successfully Dating Ex-Pat Girls […]
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well worth a watch, arnie mingling with brazilian chicks, kinda creepy lol
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Go Arnold!
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At 3:30. What da f?
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Creepy? That was a pure Alpha exposition… Zero hesitation to grab the dancers, laser eye, playful with the veggies, sexualizing…
On a related note, anyone ever see Pumping Iron? fantastic look at frame…
I don’t know what he was thinking with his housekeeper, but he is quite a lesson otherwise…
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>>I don’t know what he was thinking with his housekeeper
Arnold wasn’t thinking.
The ‘riods he was on suppressed any thought.
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Just watched it again… serious school of AMOGing… You know you are AMOGing right when, like Arnold here, everyone can’t help but still like you.
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The more I think about life, the more I think I’m plugged into some strange Matrix-like machine. It’s like this blog completely follows the course of my life.
Or maybe… CH is just some sort of pussy-suave guardian angel.
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I was just about to say the same thing. Weird.
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Great minds think alike but in my case a bit later/slower. Though much better than never.
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I’m a big proponent of the wisdom of the Humungus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k
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So a little OT, but we all agree that there are too many 38-42 y.o. single women out there who can no longer outrun their biological clock, and yet have huge college loans to pay because it costs alot of money to graduate from Swarthmore with a Major In Womyn’s Studies and a Minor in Art History, along with a Master’s in Non-Profit Management. So, I have a solution: The Female GI Bill. GI does not stand for “Government Issue”, but rather, “Gestation Initiative.” If an 18 year old woman gets married (this is a requirement) and has children, upon her eldest child reaching the age of 18, the woman will be able to divorce her man immediately and be allocated monies sufficient to account for 100% of a State School or 50% of a private college tuition for a four year degree. We can even tier it. 1 child = Associates, 2 children a Bachelor’s, and 3 or more a Master’s. Six will get them a PhD. There could even be a cash convertibility option. You’re welcome. Saving Western Civ one stupid idea at a time.
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You might be on to something here.
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I don’t know. As long as we are brainstorming, slavery sounds pretty cool too. “Reach this age without a child and you get a whole new purpose in life”.
Although, keep in mind that it takes two to have a child. What about men who aren’t fathers at the same age?
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In a bluepill world (and one that is rapidly accepting serial polygamy at that) it really isn’t such men’s fault. Remember, it takes two parents for a woman to get pregnant, but it only takes 101 people for 100 women to get pregnant.
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Remember mattress girl? Well, she made a porno *reenacting* her struggles:
http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/
This woman has unlocked a new level of crazy. Like you can’t be this ugly and crazy at the same time.
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That is absolutely insane.
What’s with these Jewish feminists/Marxists? They’ll keep attacking until they reach their dream, a completely atomized society that is overrun by mass immigration without a word. To pacify the hated Whitey – rule and conquer, let no one else be a majority that could turn against them.
No matter that they have been treated better in the West than anywhere else in the world. They got everything they could ask for. And they still follow the same modus operandi over and over.
And do not doubt for a moment that that’s what she is aiming for. The sick video here is just a part of the whole.
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Do not watch this video if your motives would upset me, my desires are unclear to you, or my nuances are indecipherable.
LOL
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Tha fuck?? Lol She puts the CRAY in cray cray 😱😩
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Get the fuck outta here with yer ebonikz. aiiight ?
Just look at how fucking stupid you make yourselves look talking like that.
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Yes, just walk away. Most men can’t do it.
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They are pretty obvious from day one what their plan is. If they are looking to trap a guy one way they certainly won’t be above trying other ways.
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Walking away takes tremendous confidence but…speaking from experience if you can commit to either telling them to leave or walking away yourself…the girl always comes back…usually confused that you didn’t chase.
In EVERY recent case, the girl who left, broke up, told me I was the worst guy in the world…(aging sex addict) always came back when I walked away, kept quiet and when contacted responded sparingly.
It confuses girls, especially hot girls when they break up, walk away, demand something ridiculous…and you say “ok”.
I’ve written about a variety of girls, one, a 26 year old cute nanny I was banging last year suddenly got upset that I was only in it to bang her….she went quiet. I went quiet. One day I reached out with “hey”….then suddenly she came back a short while later. I’m banging her again. The investment is basically meet up, come over, bang her, I cook dinner, she cleans up…bye bye for a few weeks.
I think rooted deeply in a woman’s psyche is a kind of admiration for someone who walks away from them or accepts their departure by disappearing.
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That’s a comment of the week.
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working on my texting, conversation with a chick I’ve banged a few times:
(posted a video of me solving a rubics cube on social media, she had commented on the unfinished cube laying beside my bed last time she was over)
Her (9:50PM): About time! took you long enough to solve it
Me (10:12): hater
Her (10:20): Once a hater, always a hater
Me (11:54): if you were here, id spank you for that kind of attitude
Her (7:58AM): Go spank someone else
Me (9:45): now it’s two spankings, keep it up
Her (9:47): I’ll kick and scream lol
Me (9:52): with pleasureee
Her (9:53): Nope, never with pleasure
Me (1:49PM): liarrr you like when I’m inside you
Her (1:57PM): I’d deny it, but I’d be lying
Me (2:20): I want those sexy legs wrapped around my face
Her (4:13): Hmm that actually makes me miss (the city we go to college in) a little bit
(She’s back home for the summer, about 3 hrs away)
Me (7:52): I might lift my no sleepover policy..IF you behave
Her (7:53): You already know I won’t lol
Me (8:05): mmm good
Her (8:06): Guess I can’t stay the night lol
Me (8:17): maybe you can persuade me
Her (8:17): I think you’d have to persuade me lol
(is she trying to reframe?)
Me (8:30): with my body? youre naughty
Her (8:30): You already knew this
Me (9:03): I look forward to your persuasion attempts
No reply as of yet. trying to work on holding frame. comments appreciated
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Yes, dead right.
Had enjoyed a great 18-month relationship with a sweet and mind-meltingly cute Japanese girl recently, until she put the hard word on about helping her get a visa.
In a weak moment, I suggested we see an immigration agent. This being much less than she had expected from me, all hell broke loose. ‘Sweet’ turned feral. In one day the relationship was trashed.
Hard Next. But even with alpha mindset it’s taking a while to get her out of my system.
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@Rent My crazy ex gf who I have written at length about after a particularly close period between us one afternoon while I was at work texted me. She said her crazy mother had broken her wrist or something and after the operation wanted to live in my gf’s apartment so would it be ok if she stayed with me for a few months.
I was at work, I get a text from my gf about moving in together on some pretext. I replied: “Sorry, I work, you can stay a few days on the weekend but not during the week.”
Then sussing out some weirdness because she’d been so hot and cold at various times, I sent her a link to air bnb.
A week lady the crazy chick broke up with me by first announcing our estrangement on Facebook. Then broke up…then when I walked away…..chased me to get back together…rinse and repeat.
The point of this is that by saying “No” it sparked a lot of dramatics, but she still banged me. The rest of the story is pretty much bob standard Cluster B behavior.
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“She said her crazy mother had broken her wrist”
I think that is enough of a red flag right there.
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This post makes me think CH is talking from personal, maybe recent experience.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HyJ9JfWbKLE
The some father-son message: don’t waste your talent. Remember who you are.
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“I want to change the world.”
Lolz
But of course you do, dear…into a degenerate, deracinated, nihilistic, hateful mass of soulless ugliness. It’s an Eskimo thing.
Carry on…
Columbia University — Rejecting Logos since 1754.
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Funny you wrote about this. I met a girl while in Chicago a while back. I was visiting the city and met a girl who was an au pair.
She was cute and needed a Visa. She had a bunch of beta boys offering to marry her, but of course she was holding out. We talked a bit and I didn’t think it was going anywhere but neither was the boner in my pants so I just figured I’d spend the standard 4-7 hours and see where it went.
Well through some clever logistical acrobatics and smooth talking we ended up at her place. She’d mentioned how she never brought guys back to her place that fast and I figured it was a lie up until I saw her roommate’s shocked face. No sex, but some oral on her part. Mostly bc I told her that if she invited me over she shouldnt leave me hanging…not proper ediquitee and all that.
In the end she wanted to see me again, but I knew the drill and I only had 1 more day left to explore, sightsee, and catch up with friends so I chose that. She still texts me even though its been a few months.
You choosing to walk may actually differentiate you from all the dorks offering up their freedom on a silver platter.
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so i went myrtle beach and have found some freaky shit
there are 5 chicks for every man what the heck is going on here
is this the holy grail of poon destinations?
we talking crowds of woman everywhere
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Charleston SC a few hours south is the exact same.
Ratio 4:1, and the over 30 ones can’t compete so they are suuuuuuper aggressive.
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“You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free.”
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Alternatively, string her along and convince her to invest in YOU. “Sure, sweetie, I’m definitely open to marriage down the road, and I know you need that greencard… but I just need to know you’re serious first.”
http://www.practicallyalpha.com
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[…] Meet a girl, charm a girl, love a girl. Beautiful, you found a soulmate. But, there will come a time, sooner than you’d like, when a girl will want something “more” out of her relationship with you. […]
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