COTW winner Cesare explains,
I have long considered a Comedic Theory of History. The animating concept is the most outrageous comedy of a few years’ past becomes the serious current events of our times. Think of Groucho singing in Duck Soup, “no one’s allowed to smoke or tell a dirty joke…’ certainly matches up with modern PC. Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles taking himself hostage, which not only came true but actually shut down one of the largest cities on Earth with the entire OJ Simpson circus. Now you can look back to Life of Brian and the Jewish wannabe terrorist demanding to be called Loretta, and God help you if you don’t take it seriously!
This is mental illness. Commander Strangeways is not a woman, he is some fucking oddball who had his dick cut off. No physician I, but no mental illness is improved with indulgence and encouragement. Now this poor wretched de-nutted creature is being lauded for his/it’s ‘bravery’, if that doesn’t make you vaguely nauseous what will? Once men like Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain or John Basilone or Nick Rowe were thought to be brave by this country.
Good satire pushes the envelope and flirts with absurdity. What happens when all the envelopes have been pushed over a cliff and the absurd becomes the new normal, enforced just like healthy social norms of yore? We’re about to find out! Satirists are standing by… wondering if their craft has been rendered superfluous.
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with da proper lube butthext is silent
http://nypost.com/2015/06/06/how-a-massive-silent-cultural-revolution-has-changed-america/
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GBFM is now GBFC
GREAT BOOKS FOR CAITLYNN
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HAHAHA! Wait, he’s going by “Cait”? Humph. Miffed. “I am Cait.” No.
I AM KATE.
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I am Groot.
Or Spartacus, whichever.
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I am Iron Man
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I… am BLACKULA!!!
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So accurate.
When I first came across the story of Goldsmiths University’s *diversity officer*, who tweeted #killallwhitemen, claiming she ‘couldn’t be racist or sexist because she is an ethnic minority woman’ I wasn’t sure if it was anti-feminist satire or actual news.
Unfortunately the latter.
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It is difficult to satirize political correctness, because PC itself is a parody of reality; like the Roman celebration of Saturnalia, except people take it seriously.
The movie Spaceballs was a parody of various Sci-Fi movies like Star Wars, Star Trek, Planet of the Apes etc. But what if someone wanted to make a parody of Spaceballs. How do you make a parody of a parody? It would be difficult to do. But you could do it the same way Stanley Kubrick did Dr. Strangelove. You could mock the people who espouse politically correct beliefs and show how ridiculous and absurd their beliefs are.
As strong of a force Political Correctness is and has been for decades, I wonder why this hasn’t been done?
hmm….
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CH articles are on top form recently.
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This civilization is a &%#€ing joke, but I find myself laughing less all the time.
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What happens is the freaks, being freaks, expose themselves for what they are and, thus overstepping, marginalize themselves, and standards reset along the lines of the non-absurd. It is a boom and bust cycle. “My word shall not return to me void.” You can only stray so far into destruction before creation begins again. It’s a hard limit of nature, like the speed of light.
The renaissance is already happening, evident in places like this site. Those who are not seduced to despair by select twitter burps and cable BREAKING NEWS ALERTS can see it. At some point soon enough the otherwise bovine middle will realize they don’t have to keep swallowing shit. It never occurs to the left — or the doom pornographers, for that matter — that the reaction will ever come, or that people will push back. And when they push back, they see what faggoty Eloi have been pulling their strings all along with taunts and empty threats.
The doom-betas lock themselves in basements of sorrow and refuse to recognize the hygienic sunlight now breaking over the horizon. Don’t believe the press: a supermajority is horrified by Caitlyn Jenner and the Baltimore chimpout, and with our new hyperconnectivity we are reaching out to each other.
When “the absurd becomes the new normal,” the normal eliminate the absurd. If you had faith the size of a mustard seed you’d know we have the moral equivalent of gravity behind us.
Matt
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What happens is the freaks, being freaks, expose themselves for what they are, and thus overstepping they marginalize themselves, and standards reset along the lines of the non-absurd. It is a boom and bust cycle. “My word shall not return to me void.” You can only stray so far into destruction before creation begins again. It’s a hard limit of nature, like the speed of light.
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The renaissance is already happening, evident in places like this site. Those who are not seduced to despair by select twitter burps and cable BREAKING NEWS ALERTS can see it.
At some point soon enough the otherwise bovine middle will realize they don’t have to keep swallowing shit. It never occurs to the left — or the doom pornographers, for that matter — that the reaction will ever come, or that people will push back.
And when they push back, they see what faggoty Eloi have been pulling their strings all along with taunts and empty threats.
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The doom-betas lock themselves in basements of sorrow and refuse to recognize the hygienic sunlight now breaking over the horizon. Don’t believe the press: a supermajority is horrified by Caitlyn Jenner and the Baltimore chimpout, and with our new hyperconnectivity we are reaching out to each other.
When “the absurd becomes the new normal,” the normal eliminate the absurd. If you had faith the size of a mustard seed you’d know we have the moral equivalent of gravity behind us.
Matt
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Nothing which is true … makes complete sense in any immediate context of history; therefore we must be saved by faith. …
Nothing that is worth doing can be achieved in our lifetime; therefore we must [reject despair].
— Niebuhr
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Agreed. A few years back I was trying to tell people this madness was coming if we didn’t stop it all in it’s tracks and people looked at me like I was speaking Greek. No can deny any longer that the YKW media and the government are trying to whipe out white America. Eyes are starting to open.
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I like the term “doom-Beta”.
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Matt King.
The consummate optimist.
I’m optimistic for the most part, but there is a lot of ugliness to wade through … though disgust is a healthy reflex, in any event.
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It’s not much ugliness. It only appears overwhelming when you mainline their putridity in highly concentrated doses, as is the habit of the gloomosphere. There’s more beauty, more easily accessible now than ever before.
We start with the beautiful, then introduce the good, and only last present the truth. The Dolorous Divas of Despair go about it backwards, and they are surprised when they can’t move more than a handful of like-minded zealots, much less the culture, much less the world.
The truth is inaccessible at first. It’s like taking a nocturnal animal and pointing its face at the sun. Beauty is accessible to all, in the golden hour when light does not overwhelm and goodness can be imagined in the long shadows. (cf. the dim illumination of romantic rendezvous)
When they see the beauty, only then do you show them the good, and only after that can they entertain the possibility that we possess the truth.
Matt
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Matt King will remain an optimist as long as the cock going up his butt doesn’t reach all the way up to hit his toothbrush while he is brushing his teeth, thusly disturbing his dental hygenezllzlzlzo.
Until that day comes, nothing to see here.
Move along now.
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What astounding genius. How does he do it!
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He reads Great Books for Men and brushes his teeth while seated.
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It’s a Bruce Jenner situation.
Here we collectively witness someone wrestling with his pathologies in public.
But rather than providing the minimal human care of ignoring or dismissing his histrionic attention whoring, you encourage the delusional behavior by lauding it as “brilliant” or “brave.”
Matt
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I’m trying to figure out what G B F M is supposed to mean.
Grandiose Bombast For Metrosexuals
Goon Babbling Frenetic Mumbojumbo
Gagging Boy Fellating Men
Gender Bending Former Male
Genitally Baffled Feminine Mix-up
Giving Blowjobs For Money
Gay Beta Faking Manhood
Gassy Buttocks Farting Methane
Geek Begging For Mommy
Going Back to Faggot Mentality
Great Big Fucking Mongoloid
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Neither GBFM nor King are at their best when throwing darts at one another…
… and more’s the pity when it happens…
… because the way I read ’em, they’re both solidly on the right side of things in re the current malaise in which the West finds itself.
Ah,well… two master magicians are bound to be professional rivals.
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Please. Any other spazwit who interjected with a gratuitous fag allusion would earn your rebuke.
And it’s all the worse for his having picked an unnecessary fight with someone “on the right side of things.”
I ignore his impenetrable copypasta inanities that get fawned over like the utterances of an oracle — and not even ironically, as I thought at first — until he invites criticism with some unfunny print-fart that doesn’t even rise to the level of a mildly witty schoolyard taunt.
That’s why these nerds, frozen forever in their bottom-rung high school social mentality, will always be unreliable comrades-at-arms: they simply can’t help themselves. They never acquired the skill of working with people, they missed the most basic socialization of smoothing over disagreements/differences for greater purposes (or plain comity).
I applaud your attempt to do just that, to be the diplomat, but some deeply wounded children know only how to snivel and bitch and moan their resentment over the injustices they suffered for having never gotten attention the prom queen. It is their only mode. Purge them from your life.
Greg Buys Fraudulent Message
Matt
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Please. Any other spazwit who interjected with a gratuitous fag allusion would earn your rebuke.
And it’s all the worse for his having picked an unnecessary fight with someone “on the right side of things.”
Greg Buys Fraudulent Message
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I ignore his impenetrable copypasta inanities that get fawned over like the utterances of an oracle — and not even ironically, as I thought at first — until he invites criticism with some unfunny print-fart that doesn’t even rise to the level of a mildly witty schoolyard taunt.
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That’s why these nerds, frozen forever in their bottom-rung high school social mentality, will always be unreliable comrades-at-arms: they simply can’t help themselves. They never acquired the skill of working with people, they missed the most basic socialization of smoothing over disagreements/differences for greater purposes (or plain comity).
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I accept that rebuke… especially from a true brother.
And yes, that South Parky homosexual nonsense directed your way is far, far, FAR beneath GBFM.
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Ok, since you know everything and the renaissance is happening, what’s your timeline for the widespread rejection of feminism? lol. The way things worked with communism was that as more and more people stopped believing, the party members became more idiotic about it and eventually there was a preference cascade. Looking at surveys in Europe, I’m actually optimistic. The people who reject the American imported faggotry you find more young people, relative to other age groups, than in other ideological movements. I didn’t notice this in America. Your young people seem more and more leftoid, even the ones in the libertarian movements.
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It has been a slow poisoning for the last 50 to 100 years. The culture can’t right itself overnight.
Even so, the recovery will be much quicker than the sabotage was because the sabotage was a perversion of good human habits whereas the recovery will be a return to our nature. No one prefers to live lies.
And when you say “I didn’t notice this in America,” what exactly are you looking at? Some slice of metrosexual life? The paranoid fever-dreams of peak-oil preppers? An abused tranny’s twitter feed?
This is the other half of the problem: in an age of hypercommunication conservatives can choose to drive themselves into depression by focusing too intently on a few gloomy sources among the multitude.
Despair ultimately is a choice, and despair is for losers.
Matt
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There are two problems that require correction: cultural and demographic. The cultural problem can be corrected overnight and bloodlessly, as was the case in much of Eastern Europe with the fall of communism.
The demographic problem is a different beast and its apparent intractability is probably what pushes people to despair. It’s one think to read about ludicrous things SJWs say or uninformed young people parrot. But it’s an entirely different thing to see mud in previously all-White family parks or to see your “breeding classes” loaded with mixed-race children.
Solutions to that exist and have been implemented historically. Including humane solutions.
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Again, the demographic decline is painted in lurid colors on our ubiquitous media. How many Cheerios commercials are necessary to give the impression our “breeding classes [are] loaded with mixed-raced children”? This is propaganda created specifically to dispirit whites.
Demography is exponentially reversible, and it is downstream from the culture, which, as you say “can be corrected overnight and bloodlessly.” The problem isn’t that whites aren’t breeding. The problem is we have been taught to hate our culture and love ourselves to death, which leads to empty wombs.
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The problem is we have lost faith that our individual, small efforts are effective against enormities (in the original sense of the word). Whatever the true odds of survival are, they approach zero in proportion to our belief in the impossibility of the task — why do anything if the doom is baked into the cake? Or, “Poolside” dereliction.
So even if the chances are small, there is a chance. And the only way to maximize that chance is to focus on victory, one step at a time, with the abiding faith that our efforts per se are worthwhile, even should we be defeated.
If you’re Christian, you engage the struggle sure in the knowledge that the victory has already been won … but that’s a different (higher) faith than the one I’m describing here.
Matt
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One upside to the attempts at blending whites out and mongrelizing them is that overwhelmingly it’s the bottom 5-10% that falls for it. What we’re really facing today is a 21st century ice age. Only the smartest, strongest, k-selected, resourceful and future-time oriented will pass unscathed. Those that mix are literally and figuratively out of the race.
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Chamberlain! Whoot! Whoot!
I thought I read that Bruce Jenner still had his man parts. But so many comments suggest otherwise. Saddest part to me is the alleged panic attack he had after feminizing his face. Rumors that he would do this have been circulating since the last time I had cable- three years ago or so. I remember how ludicrous his wife found questions about it. I haven’t “kept up” with all the reactions of the various Kartrashians, but I feel sad for the Jenners.
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Off topic, but you’re talking about cable, and above here, MK is talking about “cable breaking news alerts”, and I am here to tell you with just about 100% certainty that Tucker Carlson is a lurker chez Le Chateau. In the span of about one hour this morning, he used the word “FLAKE” to describe whether his horse would fail to bring its A-Game to the Preakness this afternoon, and then he joked with a woman from Vermont about how the true [sane, normal, Old School] Vermonters should have built a “WALL” to keep out all the crazy folks. Tucker Carlson is secretly a Heartistian. Guaran-damn-tee it. Just like Rush Limbaugh.
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I won’t be convinced until I hear an “Avaunt!”
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Watch Tucker Carlson in the morning on Fuchs News and listen very carefully to what he says. He is 100% Dark Enlightenment and Chateau Heartiste.
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Interesting. And thanks for letting me know today is the Preakness! Like anything, internet beats t.v. and I’ll watch it there. The only cable I need is an HDMI.
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The white horse is not gonna win
The winner will be much blacker than a saltine cracker.
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the white horse will not win
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Just like marxists have their secret language to signal allegiance, we have ours.
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We want prenup
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psst: It’s the Belmont today.
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Rush has been a lurker here at least since 2012.
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“We want prenup”
When your fiance doesn’t have a cent to his name, it’s rude. I want to add a little update. My tax preparer had thought my refund would be five hundred dollars less, since that is what being married added to it. In a surprise turn of events, they gave me the entire refund. IRS, are you reading? Thank you. That was really unexpected and nice.
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“We want prenup”
When your fiance doesn’t have a cent to his name, it’s rude. I refused his offer to sign one.
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I made Kate come up the thread to comment. She must want dis dick
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Be happy you didn’t witness my reaction upon seeing the Vanity cover.
Besides, anything after learning that Kayne West is now a member of your family has got to be anticlimactic, panic attack-wise.
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Haha 🙂 Wait a minute, Kayne West is the best interrupter of all time! Anyway, I read at ROK that Kayne West is the Black Mark Minter. I keep waiting for Sir Paul to call to offer to help us on our next album, but, nothing yet! I’m sure he’ll be calling any day now.
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Kayne?
what kinda name is that?
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Kanye is the sensible one…
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I’m so sick of hearing/reading about the Jenner Freak. It’s nauseating.
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“Kanye is the sensible one…”
Then why’d he need a white man to produce something decent?
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that Bruce Jenner still had his man parts
And so there is hope: Bruce Jenner still has his penis.
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If the nation dares to hope, let us place that hope in the ongoing wholeness of one attention-whoring autogynephile’s genitalia.
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Did he ever say he wanted to get rid of his gear? My understanding is he actually is attracted to and enjoys having sex with women– witness all the children– he just… wants to be a woman also. He got snippy when Diane Sawyer asked if he were a lesbian.
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Sadder still was that after his moment of clarity, his realization of the wrongness of what he did, a ‘counselor ‘ worked on him to reinstate the delusion.
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Yes…I saw a comment somewhere else where it was said that women should be offended that he thinks being a woman is just essentially having long hair and big sunglasses. I tend to agree. And I don’t want to be mean, but a photoshoot is one thing. The reality of those hands, knees, and feet is another.
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“Groucho singing in Duck Soup” == ESKIMO [Marx]
“Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles” == ESKIMO [Melvin “Mel Brooks” Kaminsky]
“Life of Brian and the Jewish wannabe terrorist demanding to be called Loretta” == Englishmen [possibly sodomite?] parodying ESKIMOS
Strange that all of his examples follow the very timeline of Evil Psychiatry Inc’s dominance and corruption of this culture – almost as though Evil Psychiatry Inc [and their sodomite puppets] have been signaling their intentions all along…
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I guess with the English, you never know whether it’s the sodomy or the mercantilism which motivates them, or whether it’s a combination of sodomy and mercantilism emanating from some deeper nihilism.
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Yeah, well… England was always based on a kind of fagdom.
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Yeah, GE, with this sudden explosion in sodomite power, I’m thinking that the sodomites were there all along – we just never realized it. I am convinced that it is not a coincidence that the very Bush family which paddled its Skull -N- Bones initiates as they were bent over in their underwear is also the same Bush family which has appointed two known sodomites to the Supreme Court – David Souter and John Roberts.
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Jimmy Saville.
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Funny that you mention it… as I was reading, it struck me just how deeply ingrained the yid concept of what’s funny percolates first from the American mind.
Of course, if the commenter himself happens to be a hunter of polar bears, well… it’s to be expected I suppose.
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Brooks is overrated.Some of that movie–let’s face it,it was Damn funny-was written by knee grow Richard Pryor.(Pryor liked Eskimo women,tho he beat them relentlessly.He also liked the occasional tranny.)
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The only Brooks movie I found consistently funny was Spaceballs. And that succeeds solely because he is riffing on the creative universe George Lucas made. Kubrick is the most talented of the cinema Eskimos, but almost all of his work is just adapting that of others.
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The only Brooks effort I found worthy was Young Frankenstein.
Just about everything else is puerile nonsense piled neck-high around a few decent gags.
But of course, he’s lionized by the industry, and I think he even holds the record on Broadway for most Tonys on one show, The Producers, of all things… which didn’t even last more than a season or two, and in which he deigns to compare himself to Irving Berlin, merely because neither could “do notes”. Berlin was at least a songwriter and could play piano… Brooks and his pastiche of yiddishe folk songs and vaudeville owes the Tony for score and a Golem-sized debt of gratitude to the young guy who did his arrangements.
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All those black people who were afraid to give their children African names; then white people elected a black president named BARACK OBAMA
LOLZLOLZZZLOLZZLZLZLLLLLLL
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Which will now get transliterated into e.g. Baquisha and Rashocka.
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0bama never got the white vote.
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he won iowa; there are only 3blax in iowa. two are in jail and one is a guard.
Please try again
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He definitely did got the white vote. Twice, because we’re retarded
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Obama is a case study on why the vote should be restricted to men.
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Sigh…
Obama performance with white voters on par with other Democrats
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Hadn’t noticed them being all that introspective in re the Afrocentrist pseudology*, nigh these past three generations.
*find me one native African named Shaneequa
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Every African name is a name made up by an African.
How can you be so obtuse?
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Niggers didn’t make up Mohammad.
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Lewis Caroll had your ass sussed, Sambo:
‘When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.
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From the black James Baldwin:
tl;dr
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tl;dr
Why am I not surprised…
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Sambo is the best racist word ever. That and porch monkey
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Honkey is pretty good when they are face down in the river with a knife in their back.
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Not if honkey swam for it
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HOOONK-EY!
Definition: What a jackass brays.
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Too bad BHO ain’t “black”, in either ancestry or philosophy! His father was Indonesian and he was raised with all kinds of “privilege”, that even rich whites don’t often enjoy!
Sooooo, T-H-W-A-C-K strikes out again….Surprise … surprise!
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I don’t care if his father was from Antarctica and he grew up in Shangri-la…
… the man is still a negro.
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The American black man is a completely new and unique creation; thats what Baldwin was discussing in his essay.
Im more American than Greg Eliot because he is just a Europeon derivative; suffering various corruptions and retardations…
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Unknown-Paternity-Accidental-Incest sez what?
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There is one American nation but it is composed of two halves: the Celtic redneck and the Anglo puritan. Other Euro derivatives have been absorbed mostly into the latter.
Blax are a separate nation that has lately absorbed low-end Euro genes.
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T-whack,
Baldwin is clearly discussing his bastardized status within the distinguished cannon of white culture. It’s a great observation, but of course he’s going to appropriate it and find his “special place” because he has no choice otherwise. He knows where he came from, and he doesn’t like it.
Muh culture.
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T-h-w-a-c-k boasts of being ‘Murkan like it’s something to be proud of. lzlzozlzozlozlzolzolzolozlozl
You’re certainly more American than that chump you keep touting in the Oval Office. LZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLOZLOZLOZL
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Sounds to me like he’s bemoaning his isolated, self-conscious, and inferior feelings when faced with the obvious.
You boast of being American, as if that’s something to be proud of? lzlzozlzozlzozlzolzolzolzolozlozl
You’re certainly more ‘murkan than that guy you keep touting in Wash., DC.
LZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOLZOLZOLZOLZOLOZOZL
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Heh, heh… as if THAT’S something of which to be proud! lzlzozlzolzolzolzolozl
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Actually, what he’s discussing… rather, bemoaning… are his feelings of self-conscious isolation and inferiority.
The same sort of thing that made yids and their goyim stooges drive prayer out of the schools and nativity scenes out of the public squares.
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shit skin james is just a new model of antique farm equipment.
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Actually, what he’s discussing… rather, bemoaning… are his feelings of self-conscious isolation and inferiority.
Seems about right. James Baldwin spent his latter years sucking dick on the French countryside.
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So he was a faggot as well? Didn’t know that, but then again, never looked too closely at him or his work.
That extra bit of outsiderism on the queer side would help explain his over-lionization by the Cathedral.
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Interesting to quote Reinhold Neibuhr as he also noted the insanity of the otherwise sane individual’s participation in mob justice-aka vengance. Also what is the essence of a conservetive? I would say to protect what is right or the right way.
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Eskimo concern trolling?
Eskimo concern trolling.
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I could if I wanted to
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I was speaking of the Baltimore riots and yeah I noticed I spelled conservative like a fag. Shame on me.
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As if whites would ever riot lol
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At this point, I just hope TSHTF while I’m young enough to enjoy the ensuing carnage.
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Ha that’s what I keep saying. Bring it on.
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It’s the same whether you are young or old. Your strength doesn’t disappear overnight.
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I’d rather deal with a post-apocalyptic world when I’m under 50 than when I’m 80+, is what I’m saying. Not sure how that could be controversial.
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I’d rather mow the lawn when i am 50 instead of 80+.
I’d rather have my dick sucked when i am 50 (ha) instead of 80.
I’d rather die when i am 80 than when i am 50.
All these things are events in time, as opposed to the fight and the struggle and the decline, which are processes that a man experiences over the course of his life.
What a person brings to the fight is his life, however old he is. A person has more to lose at a younger age, but less to give. An old man has less to lose and more to share. That almost seems like a contradiction – how can a man have more a lose and less to share?
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The problem isn’t the fighting, it’s what you’ll do when the dust settles. Rebuilding your life doesn’t work when you already lived most of it and the only enjoyable thing that being older provides is if you know the right people and end up in power. lol
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Lots of opportunity in all that chaos.
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Make it viral.
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We are too civilized, we have made it wrong to beat up bad people, and when there are no consequences bad people do what the hell they want.
In the end bad people win and make this world an uncivilized place.
It should be legal to beat up bad people such as those four noisy and loud pieces of used toilet paper. ( I am using words the filter will not recognize )
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We still stomp ass down here
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mark minter’s wife?
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Heartiste should not underestimate the power of satire to delegitimize authority. Satire has undermined states since the beginning of time. Aristophanes was supposedly feared because of his power of mocking.
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Speaking of history, being June 6 I decided to look over some articles on D-Day and came across some feminist perspectives on what is collectively known as Operation Overlord, or all the operations included in the Normandy Beach Invasion up to the conquering of Paris. Basically the feminists argue that men are bad, soldiers are bad, and wars but particularly these battles were bad and there was no heroism there because some women who may have been prostitutes may have been raped. With typically exaggerated claims they showed some statistics and argue that the entire areas that had been conquered became widespread places of hedonism and debauchery. I doubt this to be the case and in any event, the extreme stresses of battles may provoke the worst in people but a death by machine gun is certainly worse than a rape. Regardless, apparently only 29 people were prosecuted for rapes, 77% of whom were black. This I fully believe.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Life immitating comedy? Quite an original thought! But its soo true. Anyone remember the first season of the Chapelle Show? They had a ridiculous sketch on reality shows called Trading Spouses where two families would switch a husband or wife who was the complete opposite of the family they were to live with. Wife Swap aired a year later.
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Alpha is as Alpha does:
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He has a thing for “tall blondes”, eh.
DUH!!!
On a side note, it’s not even worth betting on American Pharoah… I can’t bring myself to wager five large, just to get one back. I’m curious to see if, of the millions/billions that are going to be bet on the horse, whether it actually wins or whether the fix is in.
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The pic on the right looks odd to me.
1. Why is his left hand down by his side? It’s unnatural.
2. From her stance, I’d bet she is wearing high heels. My observation over the years is that, when the female half of a couple is the taller one, she wears low heels or no heels when they are out in public together, UNLESS she wants to look desirable to other men, and cares more about that than about making him look silly.
3. So, if they are dating, I don’t see much of a future in it, unless he happens to enjoy a bit of humiliation.
4. SHE is the one with the casual proprietorial arm around HIM. He is leaning in to her ever so slightly. She is leaning back slightly. All of this is bad.
5. You never know how much you can read into a snapshot. Maybe they’d met just ten seconds earlier and he was caught off balance. Maybe the chick’s father is his best friend and there is nothing going on. But if this photo can be taken at face value, she is the one in charge in this relationship. Or so it seems to me.
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jez, you’re wrong about #2. If the girl would is me with heels, I tell her to wear them anyway because she looks hot in them.
Don’t read into things too much. If she’s with a shorty, he probably has Game.
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*If a girl would be taller than me with heels
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The pic on the right is definitely photoshopped.
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I have said for many years now that our planet is Post-Parody.
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My favorite recent comment was in the previous post:
“Sewing is important too. It’s a hallmark of a quality woman. It’s what women used to do with her hands and mind before facebook and texting.” – Bluntobj
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yep.
most girls who do that kind of thing are also usually generous and sweet. they are always sewing and knitting stuff for their kids or giving them to people for their new babies and stuff.
also because they have good productive hobbies, they aren’t as likely to be out clubbing with their friends or needing to spend a bunch of time with other people all the time just so they don’t get bored.
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funny you say that about being generous and sweet and giving stuff to people. that’s a really good personality trait.
much rather have a girl like that than one who thinks the only way to prove you’re a good person is to volunteer at an animal shelter or a soup kitchen. spending your time creating something nice and then giving it to someone is a lot more meaningful. and she’s
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funny you say that about being generous and sweet and giving stuff to people. that’s a really good personality trait.
much rather have a girl like that than one who thinks the only way to prove you’re a good person is to volunteer at some lame animal shelter or a soup kitchen.
spending your own time and money to create something nice and then giving it to someone is a lot more meaningful.
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Well someone has to do the sewing. As far as things are going, arts and crafts and do-it-yourself, homemade clothes are where it is at. If you make your own clothes you can make them how you want.
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My grandfather tailored his own suits and my mother tailored her dresses when she was a teenager. Both were pretty good at it and it makes me feel like an incompetent idiot considering I have no such talent. lol
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But what’s a Blunto BJ?
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That commenter’s handle.
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blunt object
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All in all it’s just a
Nother Jest Fallen Flat
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How can ya have any pudding if ya don’t eat yer meat?
/see, I got it! Bet most didn’t, ‘cept maybe Strapon, who lervs to neener-neener all that went before him. lzozlzozlzolzolzolzolozlozl
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A rule of masculine savor faire: never drink beer out of a bottle. Always tell the bartender to give you a glass.
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You know who drinks things out of a bottle? Babies.
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The happiest babies drink out of a tit.
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Meh… I drinks it straight from the keg… heavy metal, baby!
And then we throws it around some, to see who can toss it the furthest.
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My bon mot a few years ago: a couple of friends and I went out to have craft beers at a premium pub and the place, as we discovered, was packed. I proposed another venue, and one of my companions suggested “let’s go in; we can still stand around the bar area.” I replied: “No. I’m too old to drink standing.”
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“No. I’m too old to drink standing.”
This reminds me. When I was about 14 or 15 I started to frequent some pubs in London with school friends. Standing at the bar, we would hold stupid drinking contests to see who would fall over first. It’s amazing to think now how much we got away with at such a young age. England was a more tolerant place then.
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“England was a more tolerant place then.”
As a smoker in the 1990s (my twenties) I appreciated Europe’s more relaxed smoking laws, especially being able to light up as soon as I got off the plane and onto the terminal. Even though I haven’t touched a cig in more than ten years, I still associate the smell of cigarette smoke with freedom.
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Age matters not. Only animals drink standing.
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Drinking until you fall over is still in style though.
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Agreed. And if no glass, use a cup. Had a couple of beers in the office this morning with some analysts. I don’t even drink beer, but the thought of knocking back a bottle or two in the office on a Saturday morning was too good to resist.
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Good one… Whiskey on the rocks for me, though I do enjoy a cold IPA.
Refreshing.
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Back in the day I drank real English bitter.
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I went to this Irish themed pub and ordered a draft Guinness. They were going to serve it to me in a plastic cup. I said forget it and left. Use the plastic cups for the 21 year olds drinking bud light.
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Templeton Rye. Smoove like honeyed fire.
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Meh. A real rule is to never drink vodka out of the bottle.
The Russians will never drink vodka out of the bottle, it is considered the lowest of the low. Also, the always “chase” it with some bread or something whatever to eat, in order that they can drink more.
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Nonsense. A self-respecting Russian will tell you “po pyervom nye kushayu.”
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It’s not non-sense, PA.
Without google, that tranlates, “For the first, i don’t eat.”
Another custom was to drink the first two “sto grammov”, and then settle back into a more lasting routine (see above).
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It would be unreasonable for me to expect that jest to not have fallen flat. It’s a reference to a famous (in a particular time and place) 1959 Soviet movie “The Fate of a Man.”
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A famous scene in that movie: the protagonist is a starving Russian POW in a German camp who is brought to his captors’ officers bar to be executed. It’s Christmas eve night and the German officers are eating a holiday dinner. Their commander sees the prisoner whom he’s about to execute and taunts him a bit. Then he gives hima shot of vodka, maybe in the spirit of the Holiday.
The Russian prisoner downs the shot. So the officer offers him a slice of bread to chase it but he refuses it by saying “I don’t chase after the first one.” Surprised, the officer pours him a whole glass of vodka, which he downs. He desclines the bread again — “I don’t chase after the second one either.”
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Suburban_elk is correct. You always eat zakusky with vodka, and drink the vodka from a shot glass.
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True Eastern vodka quaffers sip from the shot glass rather than shooting it. It is incumbent on the host to make sure the glass is never dry.
Think about it. Endless pour + bottoms up = vodka feeding tube = debilitatingly permanent drunken society.
Wait …
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I’m cool because I poison myself with THIS
I’m cooler because I poison myself with THIS
I’m cooler cause I poison myself SITTING
etc.
You guys ever tried drinking water or sthg?
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Beer?
Bombay Sapphire, Club Soda, and a Lime wedge.
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Beer?
Yes, please.
No, I mean, what’s your favorite?
The next one.
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Gin is a fine cleaning solvent. Gin is for dickwads. Gin is the methamphetamine of the 17th century, the purple drank of the English poor.
Matt
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Actually it settles my gut 😦
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Gin is my drink of choice. I’ve recently switched from Bombay Sapphire to Tanqueray, and the mad episodes have ceased.
It’s mainly the upper- and working-classes that drink gin. It’s only the vulgar, insecure bourgeoisie that eschews gin in favour of fashionable drinks such as wine.
The late HM Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother was a staunch gin devotee.
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King, your commentary is priceless, but gin is good
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Gin is embalming fluid. Used embalming fluid.
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Maybe I LIKE embalming fluid. Least I don’t drink beer like an uncouth savage! (well, that and it tears up my stomach)
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I went through a gin phase some summers ago… but I always come back home to bourbon. 😉
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When the respective subjects come up, you get a rush of commenters who tell everybody that they are a Sigma, and a rush of commentets who tell everybody that they have James Bond’s taste in drinks.
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FACT: Sigmas drink Bud Light Mixx Tails
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Whiskey is best out of the bottle.
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Moscow Mule for the win!
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This civilization is a #*^@ing joke, but I find I’m laughing less and less.
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The modern world is a complete joke, but I find I’m laughing less and less.
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Well, Laguna Bitch Faggy’s blog (‘Admiral Cod’) is pretty good satire….
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:::yawn:::
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It is true. There is hardly a blog out there that is a more desperate cry for help than ‘Admiral Cod’.
Others would agree if you actually had any readers. But ‘Admiral Cod’ is a blog meant to be read by the same person who writes it (and only that person), as it is an opium of vicarious escape from Laguna Bitch Faggy’s mediocre, frustrated, empty life.
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I’ve heard it all before from my readers over the years.
Try again.
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Buffoona Bitch Faggy?
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The animal speaks.
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Pink bitch face down in the lilly pads?
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JB sucks at trash-talking. Outbreeding depression.
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are you following me?
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I’ve heard it all before from my readers over the years.
What readers? You are your only reader.
Plus, your desperate deflection isn’t a rebuttal to the valid observation.
Sorry, but anyone writing an entire blog around some fantasy persona, while their real life is known to be mediocre or worse, is sad. This is psych 101.
‘Admiral Cod’ is a cry for help from a very pained old sod. You and James Blonde are equals in everything except melanin.
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I’ve been purposefully dialing back the awesomeness. You’ve no idea.
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Sheesh. It is usually women who have this much delusion about who they are, and so unable to separate their own fantasy from the underwhelming reality of their drudgery.
I have never seen a blog that is a bigger cry for help than ‘Admiral Cod’. To see a human suffering so much is jarring.
I challenge Laguna Bitch Faggy to actually put a sitemeter that records his blog traffic. He currently has a link to Sitemeter’s homepage, but no actual pagecount page.
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That blog is even more vapid than the free newspapers given in metro stations in my city. That’s really, really hard to beat. lol
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That’s a pretty good line.
I, for one, don’t understand the sudden hate against LBF… blog seems harmless enough. Even a bit droll at times.
That’s an even droller line… and one that would normally be golf-clapped as “alpha” around here.
Anyway, you fellows can keep on fighting, but keep it fair… don’t make me come down there.
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LBF posts rarely on his blog but I’ve gleaned more than one sartorial or musical gem there. His persona is nationalist aristocrat.
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Anon2 is an Eskimo. Probably also a hired stalker, the way that Synagogue Masturbator used to stalk me. [If you hit “Ctrl-f” and search for “Anon2”, then the first hit you get is way down thread, replying to LBF.]
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@Anon2 ~ Good Lord, do I really have to go into detail here for you?
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@Laguna Beach Fogey
The “dialing back the awesomeness” line is so-so. I’ve been using a variant on it in txting (Her: “What are you doing?/Why haven’t you talked to me?” Me: “Taming my natural awesomeness is a full time job”) and seen mixed success — it has turned on a few women, but turned off quite a few more. Dunno why.
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The world’s a joke indeed, at the expense of man.
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Salute the Admiral…. His blog led me to the crimson arts via Alpha Game link…
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anon2 & thwakc, what a couple clever fuckwits.
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I just finished an afternoon rendezvous with a longstanding thirtysomething FWB (7.5/10). For the first time I noticed her age is just starting to show around her eyes. It was a sad realization. Time to refill the pipeline.
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The satirist of today is constantly checking his rearview mirror – reality is catching up. With “Caitlyn” Jenner, it just zipped past his side window at 90mph.
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Nah, that happened back in 1973, with Kissinger’s Nobel Peace Price for carpet-bombing Cambodia. Somebody famously said that the time — so famously that I’ve forgotten who it was — that the award “made political satire obsolete”.
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— famously said *at* the time —
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” …they turned it into a desert and called it peace.”
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Isn’t that guy still around proving his point too? (Doonesbury) Yep, still dead.
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How about making foreign countries your satrapies being considered liberation? That’s about 30 years before Kissinger’s Nobel Peace Prize(which is just an award for promoting America*’s interests and values; *the America that matters, not the irrelevant people in it).
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Stock up on Flavor Aid and cyanide and wait for the signal.
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No wonder The Onion has been the only trustworthy news source for a long time.
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Just thought I’d leave this here: http://newsninja2012.com/rapper-ice-t-manhood-is-dead-youre-dealing-with-the-pussyfication-of-the-male-sex/#.VW7yQU47zbc.facebook
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Steel yourself.
Dawn approaches.
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I’ve heard that before.
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I bet.
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Million Dollar Extreme is what happens.
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The FDA recently approved flibaserin for the treatment of hyposexual desire in women. The whole notion of drug therapy for this condition is complete madness. It borders on cruelty.
I mean, the only drug that could bring the average women to desire the average man (or at least get her to stop saying no to sex with him) would be a full strength general anesthetic.
Hypergamy!!
Filbaserin is just another diet pill.. A minor bump for dopamine and some 5HPT receptors.
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Seriously though, is the pill going to work? Because if so, I only see upside for the single playa male
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Token: “he won iowa; there are only 3blax in iowa. two are in jail and one is a guard.
Please try again”
Gold.
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N igg er : ooba jabba neeba sukkah, fuh muh lipz, lamma damma. okah stroka, muh noka.
sheeeeiiittttt yea, our resident tyrone be shinin’ wit dat one
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Applause for someone else of our generation even knowing who Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain is. Watch Gettysburg – it is a fine film, and finely acted, with the finest performance of all Jeff Daniels as Chamberlain.
Read his autobiography “the Passing of the Armies” as he is a fantastic writer in addition to being both a great warrior and educator and 100 years ahead of his time conceptually. He is my all time favorite historical figure.
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What is far more disgusting than Bruce/Caitlyn/Whatever Jenner is the He-She highlight film – Ronda Rousey. And even worse, all the androgyny-loving “men” who cheer on her gender-bending hobby.
The threat that Rousey poses is ten times greater than that of Bruce/Caitlyn/Whatever Jenner. She has influenced another generation of womyn to shy away from their feminity, and to trade cooking skills for kick boxing.
A man acts like a woman = Bruce Jenner
A woman who acts like a man = 100 million women in the Western world…and growing.
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Every chance I get I mock the faggots that cheer for Rhonda Rousey.
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.I do mma as a hobby and a lot of guys at the gym root for her. I.do.not.get.it. These aren’t your basement dwelling dweebos with a hard on for her. These are actually pretty decent kids (early 20’s) who train to fight who have these stupid boy crushes on her. I hope they grow out of it.
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.I do mma as a hobby and a lot of guys at the gym root for her. I.do.not.get.it. These aren’t your basement dwelling dweebos with a hard on for her. These are actually pretty decent kids (early 20’s) who train to fight who have these stupid boy crushes on her. I hope they grow out of it.
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excellent.
What’s Her Name, the famous plus-sized-but-never-an-ass-shot model is in the same category.
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lol, wrestling is an idiotic joke, at least the professional variety. This being said, let women compete against men and they will be cured of this idiocy. I like female tennis, but I’m willing to give that up in favour of abolishing female leagues. Since we’re all equal, there’s no reason we should have female football, basketball, tennis etc leagues. This way the pay will be equal too.
What’s funny is that I haven’t made my high-school’s basketball team and the female basketball team won a few national competitions and I could still usually beat the best female player on the highschool team without even using my strength(I wouldn’t post her up).
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Even Navratilova admitted, back in the day, that she wouldn’t rank in the top 100 of the men’s association… and she was skewering all comers in her league.
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Greg, for some reason, I sometimes enjoy female tennis more than male tennis even though the level of play is worse. Maybe because women are weaker and it changes the way the game is played. This is why I said I’d have to sacrifice female tennis, but it would be a good deal. I’m tired of broads wanting to be equal while they expect everyone to fight with their better hand behind their backs. Or how women in my country are: they like equality, except when it comes to paying the bill at the restaurant. At least Nordic girls don’t have a problem with paying for their own shit, but here girls are as entitled as girls in the US when it comes to dates.
Which is why taking girls on ‘dates’ is stupid. When I used to party often, girls had no problem in chipping in. This girl got her salary on Friday and blew all of it that night on booze for the whole group. lol. In a way, the entitlement is because many men feel they should pay for dates because in other contexts girls don’t mind paying or it was just that the girl I mentioned was soooo fucking high. Too bad the nightlife of my city is far shittier now and I won’t put up with smelling like an ashtray after a few hours and listen to music I hate just to hit on semi-drunk girls. Which is why Nick’s daygame book was great, but the problem with day game is that there aren’t many places where there are many young, cute girls that are up for being talked to. At least now it’s summer and there are pools, but during other times of year, day game suffers from an availability problem. Sure, there are parks, malls etc, but girls go to these places with their boyfriends. I think of going to art galleries and museums, but girls in my country are vapid and stupid and I doubt they’d go there. What I thought of that seems like a good idea is join a hiking club: I like walks, nature and the mountains and judging from where these clubs advertise, they should have lots of university girls in them. But that will have to wait for next year because I’m about to get a real job and start to learn tennis and salsa. On the long run it will make seduction easier and I can probably string along the girls I’m having sex with while I’m proving myself. Maybe I’m getting older, but self improvement seems more interesting than women(kind of gay, I know lol).
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PWN, all the problems you mentioned can be eased with a move to LA
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@PWN
It’s natural for a man, as he gets older, to lose a portion of his previously crazed wild-chimp obsession with punani. The reasons are three: 1) Your testosterone slowly returns to mere mortal levels. 2) You get burned by a cluster B nutjob (happens to all of us once) and are therefore more wary around skirts. 3) The women in your age group get progressively less attractive.
Nothing unusual.
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illuminati level shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BE18ac3zY4
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That is surreal, indeed.
Heh, heh… “outed” by the In Crowd.
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I’m wondering way up above here whether the Eskimos might be so overconfident now that they’re signaling their game plan to us, as a means of humiliating us that much more.
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There are also compilations on Yutube of 9-11 “predictions” in popular movies. All coinsidence, doubtless.
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Celeb wierdness can be linked to see-eye-aye programs such as Monarch or MK Ultra.
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Go on
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Interesting reading: blogger Hipster Racist’s series “Flogging Miley.”
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His post about the CIA is more interesting.
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I read all 5 Flogging Mileys and he never REALLY cuts to the chase. It was one cheap cliff hanger after another with no legit resolution
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What’s the over-under on the Bruce sextape arrival?
I fully expect the media will whisper reverently that watching it was such a strange, profound, beautiful thing too.
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@YaReally, Sentient, Benson, HABD…field report of sorts for you. But this is more a post about female hypergamy and the twisted way they rationalize shit.
So I get a “view” on my OKC profile from some girl who looks cute, clearly is up for something evidenced by her amateurish leg shots…not smoking hot, but not ugly…a 6. I send her my standard outreach. Standard text game ensues. She starts telling me at 39 (I lie on my profile because girls perceive my real age as “old”). She starts shit testing me about being “old” at 39. Me: “you want a boy or a man” Her: Man but not too old 🙂 Are you looking for friends with benefits?”
Me: Depends
Her: Ah I see
Then I immediately sexualize it:
Me: Are you a good kisser
Her: Lol so many funny questions
Me: I’m like that
Her: Are you old man? But you’re looking not 39
Me: Super old Have you ever been with a foreign lover (note reframe)
Her: Yes I did If old men still get horny 🙂 🙂
Me: We’ll see. How would you get me horny? Are you shaved clean?
Note reframes. This girl is up to something…and up for it. But I have to be careful with these girls who at 27 are possible scammers.
I start sexualizing this blatantly: I like oral, doggie, cum on your tits. Maybe too wild for you.
Her: 🙂 🙂 🙂 May I see your pics? I get her whatsapp.
From there it’s standard text game. But this girl is working as some type of semi-professional. She then drops the bombshell.
“I actually do not want to cheat behind my boyfriend but because we were arguing and today he went away for the weekend without inviting me. and tomorrow I must have fun!
Me: Ok
Revenge bang. I think I’ve been that guy. She sent a photo. He looked like Cajun, younger and perhaps hotter than me looks wise but that didn’t matter. I had pushed all the right buttons. I arrange to meet her for a coffee figuring I run game on her and then take her back to my place or hers. No need.
I get this: “No need to meet in coffee shop. I’m just looking for fun. I don’t want to meet you in public because I have a bf. If you’re interested in having fun we can meet up in a closed place. I did that because i’m really bored and I need some fun because my bf went away for the weekend and didn’t take me. 😦
I set up the logistics. This proves tricky because as YaReally has written, comfort is more important than rapport. She starts asking tons of questions: do I meet with hookers, do I live alone and am I married. Ironic since she’s the one planning to cheat, but here’s what she writes unprompted:
“I actually don’t want to cheat behind my boyfriend’s back but since we were arguing and he went away for the weekend without me and tomorrow I must have fun!”
Wow…just wow.
So from here it’s all logistics and playing into her bad boy mystery fantasies. She changes the times to meet, she tells me she can’t stay long blah blah blah. All hamster. I just keep it about logistics and short.
She comes over. She’s dowdy until she takes off her glasses and clothes, and then suddenly she’s a 7. Smoking body, slim, shaved pussy, the works.
She blows me…I blast in her mouth and she says “Wow…coming in my mouth so surprise”. ME: You’re sucking my dick…what did you think was going to happen?”
Then I bang her…twice. She starts with the rationalizing…. “My boyfriend…”
Me: I dont’ care…and change the subject. Then I’m bored. The experience is interesting but myeh.
Dude is texting her to meet up earlier. She’s texting him back: “let me see…”
Then she says “He’ll want to have dinner and then want to fuck me…”
I’m laughing…this is like being inside a girl’s mind.
She leaves, I get her to delete our text exchanges and tell her not text me.
Learnings:
1. I now realize…the 21 year old who split probably had another dude in the offing and was using the sex performance nonsense to rationalize leaving.
2. AWALT
3. Game is about high stakes poker and having a stack of chips or options. 21 year old splits…I bang my other FB…then this drops into my lap. Easy to get cynical or just see women for what they are. They want to be lead.
4. Sexualize early and be as crude as you want. But read the signs…when she was saying “horny” that was my cue to go the full asshole. If she flaked…oh well.
5. I wouldn’t want to be that dude….texting her to meet up and bang her while I’m banging her….she’s blowing him off. If you get bullshit texts like “Let me see” it means she has another guy somewhere.
Bottom line…it’s always about some other guy…that would be the only excuse that a girl would have for NOT meeting…she either likes someone, is banging someone or you haven’t gamed her the way another guy has.
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Well done Wala… I have to admit though this section here :
““No need to meet in coffee shop. I’m just looking for fun. I don’t want to meet you in public because I have a bf. If you’re interested in having fun we can meet up in a closed place.”
Made me uneasy… As a fellow older guy with some coin I’ve run into plenty of pro’s and semi pro’s and maybe I’m a bit too suspicious of possible set ups, robbery etc… Oh well.
Good for you.
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Walawala – great stuff. Threading that line and getting her horny and striking to fix the logistics and meet up while she’s still horny and up for it is a delicate balance..
..but my biggest pat on the back is for how you managed to get that post past the mods lol. Have we had a general release of stuff??
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A moment of respectful silence for the late, great Ed Wood, Jr., whose vision has come to fruition.
Who says a prophet gets no honor in his own country?
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Considering satire of affirmative consent laws would be anti-fornication laws, bride prices, dowry, we could be looking at a return to the 1800s in the next 50 years.
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I will just leave this here
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/strong-black-woman-who-dont-need-no-man
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Satirists are standing by… wondering if their craft has been rendered superfluous.
I read somewhere in the past year or so the argument that Monty Python, as great as it was, could not succeed today for precisely this reason – there’s nothing left to satire. I think it’s true.
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Satire is dead only if you assume that the left hasn’t been in power for the last half century — as the left believes, and insists that everyone else believe. They are always sticking it to “The Man,” even though The Man has been castrated and exiled for fifty years.
Satire the left. Some flatchested mystery-meat rape-crying chick who toted around a mattress just made an “artistic” porno.
Satire is not dead. It is writing itself.
Matt
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I think best explanation is this:
in a state of nature, rabbit genes are bred out and are recessive and die quickly, they are useless, and the wolf genes become dominant. rabbit’s are shortsighted and irrational, wolves are long term-thinking and rational.
wolves get together to form society for each other’s protection and increase of resources: long term-thinking and rational.
the abundance of resources created by society makes long term-thinking and rationality redundant. The situation also creates a situation when shortsighted and irrational behavior is protected by societial success, leading to an increase in rabbits.
such rabbits overwhelm the wolf genes by advocating living for today, irrational, short-sighted behavior that is usually saved by wolf-genes (i.e. medical advances saving drug addicts and prolonging the lives of HIV-positive gays). The rabbits out breed the wolves and convert many wolves to rabbit behavior.
Ironically, the more wolf-led the society, the more the irrationality of rabbits explodes, and the weirder it gets. This is because the rabbit gene naturally devolves into further madness and degeneracy; its irrationality building upon itself in each generation, it sees how much nonsense it can get away with. So we get the extreme decadence of late Rome and the situation today, where homosexual and cross-dressing is supposed to be protected and seen as “normal” by society.
Eventually, the last few wolves in the society see that the society isn’t worth the effort to save, since it offers nothing to them and yet expects them to sacrifice heavily for rabbits, and withdraw. Country estates and hermitage and living alone in the woods becomes popular among them.
A wolf-led society—or a bunch of tribes in a state of nature (i.e. all wolves)—-invade the old society, murdering and raping and plundering and enslaving the rabbits. The rabbits scream for their former wolf-slaves to save them….
and they whisper from their country strongholds: “No.”
If they even bother to respond at all.
One thing we must continuously write in our posts and essays and books is that future wolves need to make a long-term plan for dealing with the eventual rabbit gene rise, as it is the foundation of the fall of all societies. Genetic therapy?
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http://www.vox.com/2015/3/11/8189679/serena-williams-indian-wells-racism?ref=yfp
LOL at “Disgusting” in the headline, just in case you weren’t clear on what, exactly, manner if racism and sexism the article is about.
DoubleLOL at the downright pruriently catalogued instances of various peoples’ criticisms of Serena Williams. It’s as though the libs are a kid who is both terrified and fascinated by his dad’s dirty mag.
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And yet they still deny that looks and genetics don’t matter. Talk to my pp about that one bitches.
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Serena schooled another 15 year old white girl that looked 40; then addressed the crowd in French
with her trophy.
I jacked off while you guys kicked your dogs and beat your wives.
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If t*h*w*a*c*k really has any kneegrow blood in him, then it came from his father, because I can guarantee you that his mother was a mudsharking Eskimo-ess.
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As if we care that some man-looking negro woman hits a ball around harder than a woman tennis player that actually looks like a woman.
Meh… what was that line from your boy Tarantino’s Deathproof? Something about a ptuitary case? lzozzlzozlzozlozlozlozlozl
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Greg, we “care” because our disposession is centered on invading and destroying our public spaces. Watching pretty girls play good, hard tennis on TV is part of that public space. Having those muscular hippos thrust in your face is an invasion of our public space, so we stop watching ladies’ tennis, another ceding of our habitat. Along with what we already ceded in the way of movies, parks, public schools, cities…
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My hope is that on the macro-scale we are playing the Soviet strategy of retreating and ceding the now-barren real estate to the enemy, who then overextends itself and dies in the frozen winter we let them rush into.
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nice try Eliot, but your bitch made cousin does care.
I love it every time Serena spanks another white girl and Eliot has to double his seizure medication.
Btw, Marina Navratolova looks like Tom Petty and Tom Petty looks like something that walked up outta ground zero.
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And here I thought I never watched ladies’ tennis because I just didn’t care.
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The WTA was great at the turn of the century when Martina Hingis was finessing the court and sending the power lesbians home empty. She teamed up with Anna Kournikova for Grand Slam doubles and dominated (they called themselves The Spice Girls).
Then darkness fell.
Yay, you did it, Serena! Your grunting masculine physique chased away all the ultrapolite athletic tartlets whiling away the afternoons in genteel competition.
It was like Shaquille O’Neal flagrantly fouling a point guard on a freshman girls’ JV team attempting a graceful jump shot. POSTERIZED. Yuh YUH.
Matt
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T-h-w-a-c-k projects that we white folks care about the Williams’ just because he’s still spittin’ nickels since the Go-Go’s surpassed the Supremes as the most successful girl group of the Rock Era.
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DUDE. Greg Eliot, you’re killing these comments with old-man jokes.
The Go-Gos are the most recent girl group you can come up with?
Somebody take the mic away from this clown before somebody throws a bottle at him.
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Asshole says what?
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C’mon, Greg. You should’ve gone with Rihanna and Taylor Swift.
Only new references are valid — how else will you reach the shallow people for whom history doesn’t exist?
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Sigh… the point was to counterpunch t-h-w-a-c-k’s contention that we somehow care about an obviously steroided Serena winning tennis matches…
… and for the record, I mentioned girl groups, not mere divas, because of the extra honor that the white girls inquestion actually wrote their own songs and played their own instruments.
Alas and alack! Pity, so meaty a jest died so ignomiously. 😡
Nevertheless, Strapon remains an asswipe of the first order. lzlzozlzozlozlozlozl
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leave Greg Eliot alone;
And don’t touch his dog either.
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And stay off my lawn.
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OMG this discourse is so problematic I am LITERALLY being triggered right now. Why don’t we stop to check our privilege and unpack our invisible heteronormative knapsacks together?
Historically, white supremacist racial logic has long relied on the use of a dichotomous code that creates a chain of correspondences both between the physical and the cultural, and between intellectual and cognitive characteristics. The tensions and contradictions between the absences and lacunae, the socially structured silences and the voices endeavoring to be heard, provide important clues as to the process of ideological contestation. Given that race and gender discourses have most often framed identity as an “either/or proposition”; black (male) or female (white), black women find themselves in a position that “resists telling.”
Therefore there is no such thing as “biology” per se, just hegemonic white supremacist narratives ascribed to black bodies.
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Gold Jerry olo
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Satire is dead?
Moar like this. Pitch perfect.
There was an artist in the commentary here maybe a year ago who composed just this sort of sublime parody so well that he was regularly attacked by the combox urchins (I forget his name). Philistines.
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Postmodern (and other) generator:
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
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too gay:didn’t read
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Good shit. lol.
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What I find hilarious is how she eludes being tested because it would be racist to make a big fuss about it, no matter how obvious it is she’s on vitamin S(calling the cops on the people that had to test her, her roid temper and her body*).
*yes, I know black women are more muscular, but she has some shoulder muscles that develop only in people who juice. She has the typical muscular variation of on and off juicers too and a slightly distended stomach, not to mention some slightly suspect recoveries from injury. I’m pretty certain there are other female tennis players that juice, but she is so obvious it’s hilarious. Of course, she has to juice so much because she’s a mediocre player if you remove her strength from her skill set.
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Meh. Pump up a physically elite horse on steroids and it becomes a super horse. Captain Obvious be (((shakin’ his haid))) over that observation.
If negroes want to pound their collective chests over the likes of Barry Bonds and Serena Williams, well… try-hard is the only description that comes to mind.
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Was Hank Arron on steroids?
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The Hank Aaron who had 4000 more AB’s than Babe Ruth, but only 41 more HRs and 84 more RBIs… is that the Hank Aaron you mean?
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Babe Ruth?
You mean the same Babe Ruth who only played white boys?
That Babe Ruth?
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Yes, the Babe Ruth who played when there were only about 400 players at the pro level in the entire country… and NO expansion clubs with ham-n’-egger journeyman pitchers… the elite of the elite.
Not some rag-tag collection of Bingo Long-Travelling All-Stars.
Now, if you want to talk about a guy like Wille Mays, then MAYBE you have a good debate on “best players of all time”.
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ok, but please stop acting like Serena invented juicing; white players have been drugged up for decades; look at Neil Armstrong and the Tour De France…?
He lied his ass off and you guys made him into a white superhero.
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Was never a fan of his either, but now that you mention it, he got taken to task and his awards rescinded… wake me up when that happens to Serena or some of the other 103 names in baseball we haven’t heard yet, because they made Rodriquez the poster child, while protecting the suspicious likes of guys from, oh, say Boston.
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How do you add photos to your comments??
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Simply paste the “URL” for the image, and make sure that the URL ends in something like “.jpg” [and maybe e.g. “.png”]. If the URL is some CGI-ish thing like “blah.blahblah.wherever/search?result=yadayadayada”, which does not end in something like “.jpg”, then you won’t get the picture.
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Obviously.
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But you literally paste that URL into your “Leave a Reply” – just the URL itself, no weird HTML or BB Code shiznat – and then hit “Post Comment”. Just the URL. No code. And the URL needs to end in something like “.jpg” – it can’t end in something weird.
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a. Find picture you like on the interwebz
b. Right click and choose “Copy Image Location”
c. Come back to the chateau and your comment box.
d. Right click and choose “Paste”
Not rocket surgery.
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“knife in back” – right from the sambo-eskimo mouth.
No shit, the cowardice of specimen’s both parental races is common knowledge.
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Im sorry, did I trigger you with some mean talk?
Put your big girl panties on or go the fuck back to Starbucks.
and take Greg Eliot with you; buy yourselves something warm and sweet; my dollar this time.
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The Oprah Chai is transcendent.
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James Blonde
“Gerg Elliot” claims that I am a shill for the hated zghouz.
He is only half right on this. I mean,only half right because…because.
The other half of the TRUTH is that I am the proud Scion of an utterly unreconstructed family of old-deep-southern slave owning Aristocrats.
1000s of slaves in Virginia. Houses in London. Colleges named after your family name because… well – because.
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Mortimer Duke??
I knew you reminded me of someone…
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Well, you must admit that your odd and does-not-follow observations often only seem an attempt to derail or distract.
Now that I know you’re of To-The-Manor-Born old Southern blood, I’ll just chalk it up to the “idiot sons” of effete aristo families mentioned by Gordon Gecko.
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Living the n i g g e r dream, aren’t you. Whites noticing you, giving you negative validation. Imagine the horror of no White knowing that you exist. Shudder, says Jb.
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We’ve hit Peak N I G G E R.
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What a goll-darn minute here!
Are you guys saying this t-h-w-a-c-k fella is actually a n i g g e r ?
Hell, and here I thought he was just yid troll playing foil to my rapier wit.
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I’ve always though he’s the commenter formerly known as “Stoner with a Boner,” who in pre-race-threads days said he’s a Mulatto.
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Looks like nikcrit is channeling his inner Eldridge Cleaver through James Blonde.
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Heh, heh… Ass-Soul on Ice.
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Yet somehow, Sambo gets offended when someone trolls him by impersonation. Uh, yeah…
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you guys attack black people all the time, like its a sport.
Then when one lone black person fights back against ALL of you; you get offended?
Its amazing to witness.
I thought we were all big boys able to take a punch?
I guess I was wrong?
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Stop chimping out.
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No, it’s amazing to whiteness.
When will Latrelle
Learn how to spell?
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How is it “chimping out” when its 10 of you against me?
All im doing is countering yoir punches with my own; why have you made that a crime?
cant i defend myself?
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T-h-w-a-c-k, the victim mentality doesn’t play well in the case of you coloureds.
Amazing to witness, indeed.
Wanna witness something?
Witness how, just in this thread, YOU start the shit, and then when your ass gets handed to you, you cry “Foul!” and/or come up with grandiose claims of stalwart defense, from the seat of your pants on the canvas.
Witness this. (((shakin’ mah…)))
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What’s amazing to witness is how fuckwits from your kin are unable to get when they’re not desired somewhere and how when you comprehend that, you don’t do the human thing, which is leave, but linger about. It applies both to you and replying to comments here(from people who won’t give a shit what you’re saying even in the slim chance you say something worth reading) and to black people in general who just chase white people from neighborhood to neighborhood. lol
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You guys hate me because Im so cool and smoooove and smart…
but not a white person.
Im everything Greg Eliot wants to be but can never be and thats why he hates on me.
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Boy, I’m got more soul than you can control.
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In the service of Truth, FIFY.
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“James” is as white as a snowflake. He’s hasbara’s greatest triumph. It’s an exquisite, sustained performance. Persistence is to be applauded. Even Silly Shilly Lily only lasted a few months here.
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Cack! I’ve gotten to the end of the comments section and can’t find anything funny to say. So much for being comedic … Hey you, need a hand with that mattress?
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The latest chronicling of the decline… not so much for the raw content but in contrast to 20 or 30 years ago, how the teens in the video would have reacted to massive police presence and directive back then. Of course back then, some skulls would have been split no doubt. How can the youth of today respect a lack of force???
And all this in what looks to be a MC suburb of all places…
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I wonder what the black girl in a bikini said or did that made the policeman snap.
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For knee-gress-es, they’re actually in reasonably good physical condition. Many of the knee-gress-es around here are out around 400 lbs or more. Maybe they’re the “Talented Tenth” who haven’t eaten themselves into Type 2 Diabetes? BTW, they flashed the one knee-gress’s name on Fuchs News this morning, and of course it was something like Latrettia or Boqueesha or some such.
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LOL’ed – the JPG for Type 2 Diabetes at the American Diabetes Association:
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She certainly looks healthy and happy enough…
… and the last time I saw a toothy display like that, American Pharoah was heading down the home stretch.
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It’s funny how the cop focuses on the girl in the bikini.
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4 years ago I threw myself onto various grenades for the sake of the candiadacy of the former Govenenor of Texas, the honorable Rick Perry.
Here we go again.
He really did need to shoot that Coyote. The best attended F 1 race in North America is in Austin Texas.
The largest research medical center in the world is in Hoouston
The largest live music/entertainment event on the planet is the houston livestock show and rodeo.
Here we go again.
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Evrthins bigger in Texhass
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The largest research medical center in the world is in Hoouston
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America; the biggest of everything and the best of nothing
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“… America; the biggest of everything and the best of nothing…”
Oh but America has the best rioters/looters! All of them black, and they burned down a $14,000,000 health care center in Ferguson.
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America… the area between Wall Street and Sunset Boulevard.
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James. If your actual meat-heart was dying, to which city would you ask to be taken {assuming that you live in Baltimore} for the sake of YOUR EMERGENCY CARDIAC CARE?
Oh bye the way. Kurdish girls are fine. Really fine… They just might be the least crazy XX version of humanity now in existence.
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THe Texas Medical Center employrees around 110,00 people because the basic plan is collaborartion. Everyone who works there does so because they GET PAID RETAIL…
The horror.. The horror… Seeing human nature in the clear. pay a righteous price and the work gets done…. gets done…IN Houston Texas.
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“Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.” – Nietzsche
So political correctness always existed within the bourgeoisie and it’s not surprising that it arose in a specific country particularly tied to bourgeoisie ideals and beliefs. lol
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[…] Comment Of The Week: The Comedic Theory Of History | Chateau Heartiste […]
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[…] COTW winner Cesare explains, I have long considered a Comedic Theory of History. The animating concept is the most outrageous comedy of a few years’ past becomes the serious current events of our times. […]
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Not comedy, but after watching Captain America, The Winter Soldier,
I conclude that Shield is at-minimum the Christian western world, and Hydra is the Eskimos.
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That movie was absolutely classic misdirection. The filmmakers played to people’s sensation that something is wrong, but delivered ex-Nazis, “Hydra,” as the culprits, when of course that’s the exact opposite of the truth. Alex “Jew Wife” Jones says the same thing with his Globalists/Illuminati/German Death Cult. In Captain America they even had the ultra-Eskimo Gary Shandling saying “Hail Hydra.” Under the bombardment of such sophisticated and insidious propaganda the bamboozled goyim don’t have any idea which way is up or who the real enemies are.
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VERY similar to the “Occupy Wall Street” movement. The Eskimos knew that there would be h311 to pay in the aftermath of the 2008 financial meltdown, especially after Zero Hedge disclosed that Eskimo Geithner [at the NY Fed] had secretly wired one BILLION dollars to Eskimo Blankfein and Rhymes-With-Tucker-Max, in December of 2008, as thanks for the Paulson [also of Rhymes-With-Tucker-Max fame] Treasury Department’s role in subverting the 2008 McCain campaign. So Soros and friends moved in with their “False Flag” operation, “Occupy Wall Street”, in order to channel the Shkotzim fury and rage away from “Rhymes-With-Tucker-Max” and towards e.g. Koch Brothers and Fuchs News. The big tell there was when the protesters announced that they were going to move away from picketing Fuchs News and walk over to Rhymes-With-Tucker-Max, at which point Sheldon Silver IMMEDIATELY went to the podium and told Mayor Doomberg that it was time to shut down the Occupy movement. Of course, Sheldon Silver has since been indicted for running a Mesothelioma scam out of Columbia Presbyterian, where he was giving kickbacks to the physicians so that they would send their Mesothelioma [class action-lawsuit] patients to his law firm.
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Amasius, long reply in the st@ck.
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The most unconscious ones will right away start to salivate about “the only democracy in middle est” or like a lunatic of the other day how Eskimo led the war on Islamist terror.
The amount of harm that Faux News and similar outposts of agitprop propaganda have done exceeds the harm done by leftoid lunatics media.
Mencken once said that no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. I would add that Eskimos made fortune out of it and they continue to do so
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I always found it ironic that the Super Aryan, Captain America, was created to give the NAH-ZEEs a come-uppance about their wrongful ideas about Aryan Supremacy.
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I think it’s a “fight fire with fire” scenario. (We can do eugenics better than you!!)
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So America was actually making Hitler’s point for him, eh?
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http://www.newsweek.com/rip-bro-339180
An assault on masculinity in another article filled with logical fallacies.
This is your author:
-Spindly arms: check
-Narrow shoulders: check
-Beady eyes behind ironic glasses: check
-Smug, punchable face: check
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Thanks for the recognition, boys and even more for the Chateau where a man can still speak his mind.
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I posted something a couple days ago about how I discovered that feminists were trying to disprove the myth of male bravery on D-Day by arguing that all those rapists went over to France not to beat Nazi’s or regain control of France or any good motive but to rape French women instead. I think there were 29 prosecutions which led to convictions of soldiers for rape and of those 29, 77% were black. Also, many of the women were prostitutes so it was a gray area whether there was much raping going on or even if prostitution was as widespread as the feminists claim. Apparently my post was interpreted as spam and deleted.
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“‘Simply put, a lot of women want a “young vagina”,’ explains Dr Nirdosh. ‘They don’t like the aesthetic look of a saggy, deflated floppy vagina and see cosmetic dermal fillers as saviour.”
“‘People think the increase in requests is down celebrities but in my experience, it is more to do with the increasing number of women who date younger men.”
too much carousel for these hags
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Can you imagine going to medical school to make the vaginas of post wall women look better? What a waste of education and talent. lol
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Who said there was no true common ground upon which men and women could agree?
Woman: “I want a young vagina!”
Man: “So do I, my dear… so do I.”
There’s a jest in here somewhere about “old wine in new skins”, but I hesitate to paint a peacock.
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Where the hell is Putin?
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having coffee…
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ha ha
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Did he ever get contact with his so called “8”?
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@Heartiste, what beta get http://thechive.com/2015/06/08/and-the-most-ungrateful-wife-ever-award-goes-to-this-lady-video/
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“To the lampposts, Europeans
Tie the knots and toss the ropes.
Fit the nooses. Haul the free ends.
Stand back; watch your masters choke.”
By commenter Alexander under Vox Day’s todays post “That Was Fast.’ There is more, but it’s EU-specific. The excerpt here is for all of us.
Sing it, fittingly, to the tune of Beethoven’s/Schiller’s “Ode an die Freude.”
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ex machina .. well done film ..stunningly manipulative message ..deserves a long analysis and discussion
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Lots of comedians are refusing to play college campuses because the audiences are too PC and get too upset at too many jokes. SJW’s are messing up comedy too: (Jerry Seinfeld comments on ESPN radio) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP769IdU_YE
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I know you guys love this kinda stuff, so I’m gonna leave this here. It’s the new Wells Fargo commercial with the Lesbian Couple adopting the deaf girl.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/28/wells-fargo-lesbian-couple-asl_n_7163254.html
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In a few years leftoids will demand that brothers and sister get the right to marry each other, then they will demand this right for mothers to marry sons or fathers to marry daughters
we are “sliding down” that way
I have no idea where it will stop, all I know is that it is getting worse fast.
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Somebody dropped the ball… the couple wasn’t interracial.
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damn filter…my previous comment is gone…
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