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What’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight?

June 9, 2015 by CH

A beta orbiter white knight.

Some toolbags you just can’t reach. So you get what we have here, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it… a pat on the blockhead and blue balls for his years of sexless service guarding the ovaries of a girl his sperm will never see.

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  1. on June 9, 2015 at 12:02 pm Hepp

    Maybe a relative?

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:23 pm corvinus

      If he is, he’s still a white knight who’s never getting any of that.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:52 pm PA

      A relative should still avoid pumping up the girl’s princess complex.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 3:16 pm CarpeOro

        A relative should state it only once. From that point on protection is implied. If the horrible “patriarchy” existed, this wouldn’t be a question. Of course, the woman’s actions would also be held up to scrutiny to make sure she deserved the protection. Can’t have that in the u-go-grrl world of today.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 7:40 pm The Other Anonymous

      Good Ol’ Uncle Jerry – host of the shotgun wedding. He’ll be watching through that hole in the hay barn door while little Halle does cowgirl. Yeee-haaa!

      This reads like the start of a ‘Farmers Daughter’ joke …

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 8:10 pm spiralina

      Yeah, I assumed he was her dad or uncle? Still dumb though.

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 4:46 am Iron Bull

        Regardless of his relation to the girl, doing this crap on facebook is lame and internet tough-guy try-hard bull shit. If I was the girl’s boyfriend I would send him a message and say delete the tough guy crap or else he is going have to back it up with his fists. If it a family member I would tell him to have a man-to-man regarding the girl then we can discuss in person.

        If he is some other man I would post a joke about his teenage internet bad-ass routine.

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 10:54 am Hymen Mingesky

        Not dumb at all, if the case. Stop white knighting your own daughter, DAD. Don’t you know all women are sluts anyway?

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 10:49 am Hymen Mingesky

      Step dad most likely.

      [CH: fun fact: 90% of step-dads secretly want to fuck their hot step-daughters. the other 10% are gay.]

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 12:01 pm Mac

        [CH: fun fact: 90% of step-dads secretly want to fuck their hot step-daughters. the other 10% are gay.]

        ain’t that the truth

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 12:58 pm trav777

        if so he should have been less creepy. The shit reads like total beta orbiter crap. ANY picture put up by a girl on FB should get negged just to discourage their attention whoredom tendencies

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 1:34 pm no

        No shit CH lol

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  2. on June 9, 2015 at 12:02 pm Skinner

    Funny how this only ever takes place online. Can you imagine the IRL version?

    “If he should ever affront thine honour, m’lady, I will chastise him within an inch of his craven life!”
    “Whut dafuq you just say?”
    *whimper*

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:38 pm johncorvus

      Lmao

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:21 pm bo jangles

      I had it happen in real life, I stood up and said “You threatening me?” he turned tail. In life its generally best not to bluff.

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  3. on June 9, 2015 at 12:06 pm newlyaloof

    What’s more pathetic than a white knight? This dude:
    http://thechive.com/2015/06/08/and-the-most-ungrateful-wife-ever-award-goes-to-this-lady-video/#.mllnoh:JLXd

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:17 pm Greg Eliot

      Oh, Lord, that has to be the most eviscerating video ever.

      First of all, he spends $60K putting in a new kitchen for her WHILE SHE’S AWAY ALONE ON A ONE WEEK VACATION!!!

      And then she comes back and acts like he’s an asshole?

      AND SHE’S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING ANYTHING TO CONSIDER MARRYING!!! She’s not even a 2, for cryin’ out loud.

      I damn near wept.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 12:30 pm newlyaloof

        Walmart couple belong to each other. She’s crazy-eyed, red hair and obese. He’s ugly and not too bright. Nobody should spend 60 k redoing a kitchen. And you know “he” didn’t spend that. He got that 60k from the bank,so that’s gonna cost him much more in interest — the only interest he’ll ever get and what he’ll die with.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 1:24 pm SD1786

        Looks like a 5 (in the face…at one time in the past) that gained 100 lbs over a marriage to a hapless shlub. She does have a point on a couple things….who needs two huge ovens/stoves, and two coffee makers? Assuming this video is real and not some staged freak show, the guy looks like a supplicating fool who failed because he tried to please his wife. Instead, he should have done what HE wanted, and not make a big production out of it. Act as if nothing had changed while she was gone on “vacation”.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:11 pm Anonymous

        Maybe that’s why she was pissed at him?

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 3:02 pm In Dick Fuld We Trust

        i dont even know where to begin

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:23 pm Greg Eliot

        He put in two ovens because she had expressed a desire for such in the past, unless I misheard the video.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:18 pm Greg Eliot

      That was the most evicerating thing I’ve ever seen. I nearly wept.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:34 pm Kate Minter

        If that’s the case, I won’t watch. Too much misery in the world as it is.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 2:59 pm Niall

      Notice how her caustic, white-trash scowl mirrors that of an SJW’s after a jolt of trigger porn.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:20 pm Sentient

      well i’m not totally convinced this wasn’t staged… that said, he should rip it all out and leave.

      I mean really. even while succumbing to the frog boil of betaization with kids and all… there was still a line. I once gave my wife a nice watch, since she didn’t have one. Like a car amount watch. She didn’t fancy it, then tried to blinky eye up trade me to a more expensive one. I just smiled, said sorry you don’t like it, took it back and returned it. It was Christmas. She never did get a present that year or a watch to this day…

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:17 pm Greg Eliot

        Indeed.

        Early in the marriage, wifey mentioned she’s like a small shelf on the wall in the kitchen, to display her delph and such on.

        One day I saw a nice looking 3 ft. rustic shelf that matched the oak cabinets, so as a surprise I bought it and I set it up the night before her birthday and put two of her Dutch pitchers on it.

        In the morning, the first thing she says is “You bought me a shelf for my birthday?”, in a tone like she was too good for a mere domestic gift.

        I shrugged and said, “Not really”, and with one hand pulled it down, along with the pitchers, which broke into dozens of pieces on the floor.

        Instead of a nice restaurant, as I had planned, I took her that evening to a McDonalds across the other side of town… the shady part of town… and the look in my eye must have conveyed a mood of just waiting for her to look askance or curl a lip, so I would have an excuse to drop her off and leave her there. She ate her meal in dutiful silence and appropriately sheepish expression.

        That was about 20 years ago… we’re still married, and added three more children to the mix at Schloss Eliot.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:21 pm Greg Eliot

        Excellent…

        The same thing happened to me about 19 years ago, but instead of a watch, it was an ornamental shelf for displaying her prized Delph pitchers in the kitchen.

        I, however, did not smile… I merely pulled the shelf, cum pitchers, back out of the wall with one hand.

        We’re still married, with an addition 3 children added to the mix at Schloss Eliot.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:22 pm Greg Eliot

        The board keeps eating my own anecdote on the subject, so let me just say:

        Well-played… well-played, indeed.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:21 pm Anonymous

      Reminds me of my fat ass sister!!!

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm Canadian Friend

      And we know what a lot of white women do on vacation; they have sex with the local non-whites who love doing fat white b*tches.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 7:13 pm corvinus

      “Two stoves, ’cause we’re fat.”

      Heh.

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      • on June 11, 2015 at 6:18 pm tacomaster2

        I was thinking the same thing. And I bet she doesn’t know how to cook. Cunt.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 7:21 am Bucho

      All this technology at our fingertips and it’s being used to broadcast these schlubs at their worst.

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 7:35 am PA

        When the internet started becoming popular, feminists cheered in anticipation of women’s minds finally being free to express themselves, with sexist gatekeepers no longer suppressing female voices.

        They did not anticipate so few (is there even one?) quality female writers and so much of the worst of female id and vice instead.

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      • on June 11, 2015 at 10:41 am Newdist

        Quality female writers… wasn’t it a few years ago where the top (heh) lesbian blogger turned out to really be a dude?

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 8:25 am ohmommy

      The guy in the chair seems to know what was to happen, and at the end of the video he seems very happy in the background. He knew mongo was about to get burned but did nothing. Mongo needs new friends

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  4. on June 9, 2015 at 12:06 pm Anon2

    Um…. the ‘orbiter’ seems to be an uncle or someone. He has his wife in his thumbnail picture.

    This could more accurately be described as a whiteknight uncle preventing a woman from marrying before it is too late.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:58 pm Sean Fielding

      And the princess may well be a single mom, judging by her thumbnail. If so, she’s already been pumped, ballooned and dumped. Very publicly.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:01 pm Sean Fielding

      Would also explain uncle’s attitude: ‘THAT boy (as opposed to the father of your child) better take care of you, or…’

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 1:40 pm Anon2

        Perhaps.

        So he is a TradCon…. if man A ran away, man B should pay..

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 1:57 pm Sean Fielding

        OK, gotta do the white thing and be fair. I went to her FB page – oh my shame! – seems that’s the princess with HER mom in the thumbnail. Not her daughter, anyway.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:51 pm SC

        @Anon2

        Um, no. Most tradcons don’t think like that. The only people who think like that are feminists. Most tradcons would say, if man A ran away, the law should track man A down and make man A pay.

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  5. on June 9, 2015 at 12:08 pm Rudeman

    Sounds like an uncle who doesn’t want his niece to turn out to be a carousel rider by getting getting publicly pumped and dumped on facebook.

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  6. on June 9, 2015 at 12:17 pm mendozatorres

    Nice reference. . .

    I don’t like it any more than you men.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:13 pm lcs

      He won’t spend the night in her box.

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  7. on June 9, 2015 at 12:20 pm What’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight? | Neoreactive

    […] What’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight? […]

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  8. on June 9, 2015 at 12:28 pm corvinus

    I should note that “he treats me like a queen” is most likely a classic example of squid-ink thrown by the girl at the white knight to get him to leave her alone.

    On a lark, I once told a hot girl who had just put lipstick on, “Hey. Kiss me. Right here.” and she did. An orbiter saw the lipstick on my face and grumbled about her not kissing him, and she said to him, “Well, he asked nicely.” Uh, actually I didn’t ask at all.

    Naturally, this kind of dissimulation on the part of the girls only makes things worse for the betas / orbiters / white knights.

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  9. on June 9, 2015 at 12:51 pm PA

    “Look at your young men ‘knighting
    Look at your women laughing…”

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 12:58 pm mendozatorres

      Very nice!….”my hands are tied…”

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:02 pm PA

      I also should have added lines 3 and 4 of the first verse:

      “Look at your young men wanking
      Way they’ve always done before”

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  10. on June 9, 2015 at 1:04 pm nathan

    I wouldn’t really consider it “white knighting” when it’s an older relative playfully looking out for a younger relative (which appears to be the case here).

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:12 pm PA

      A relative should still avoid pumping up the girl’s princess complex. If the bf is a good guy then there is nothing to talk about. If he’s an asshole then you tease her about dating losers (or you directly deal with him).

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 4:58 am Iron Bull

        None of it should on facebook.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 5:02 am ace

      That almost makes it worse. As a relative you have a vested interest in the well being of your family members. By pumping up her ego and victim complex like that he’s only setting her up for future destruction.

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 8:28 am nathan

        I don’t see how expressing interest and concern for a relative’s well-being is “pumping up her ego.” Do none of you guys have relatives? This is completely normal.

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 8:53 am cheesetrader

        Plus, it comes across as kinda creepy in an incest sorta way

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  11. on June 9, 2015 at 1:05 pm Donohoe

    He’s defo beta but that happens to a lot of guys as they get older, balder, and less competitive

    Best context is always part humour, part seriousness

    My ex joked about getting pregnant and her dad said that ‘my head would be on little sticks around the garden’

    Her: Hahha he treats me like a queen!! No need to worry

    Pimp Daddy McGee: That is worrying, I know you best and you’re a total clown

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  12. on June 9, 2015 at 1:11 pm rugby11ljh

    guarding the ovaries of a girl his sperm will never see.

    Yeah not anymore

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  13. on June 9, 2015 at 1:34 pm meistergedanken

    And note the guy is wearing a black hat (sign of villainy), not a white one. ‘Twould be awesome if that was a wedding photo. The guy doesn’t even have his shirt tucked in.

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  14. on June 9, 2015 at 1:41 pm Anon2

    Someone needs to go to these people’s Facebook page (since their real names are posted), and post this article there.

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  15. on June 9, 2015 at 1:47 pm Benson

    This girl was laying on the grass outside my office eating lunch. I walked over and said, “You look comfortable.” She answered, “I am comfortable,” then she picked up her phone, clearly uninterested in what I was saying, as I tried move the conversation forward.

    After a minute of boring small talk, I wished her a good day and walked away.

    So, do you guys try to push through that kind of indifference during an approach?

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 1:51 pm Anonymous

      I like the way the grass tickles my balls

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 2:01 pm Sentient

      What did you say to her next? Small talk… The phone is a beta blocker…

      This is the kind of thing where you can go into a funny DHV story that loops her in like the “Santa Claus” story I posted (and have used a lot since)… gives her some DHV, you are driving the conversation and its funnyand she doesn’t see it coming. If she’s still a flat tire after something like that, I’d push on…

      I’m sure that HABD will have something good here, and I’m sure the filter will eat it…

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/02/28/agree-amplify-for-more-sex-deeper-love/#comment-652426

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 3:49 pm Mario

        Precise reference, since beta blockers cause erectile dysfunction

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 7:24 pm fatburnsessy

        Do canned stories work on women with an IQ above 90? Sometimes men at bars run canned routines on me like they’re taking them for a test drive before they try them on women, and it’s obvious they’ve rehearsed their spiel. I do tell stories, but only if they make sense in context. Or, better yet, where all the white women with sub-90 IQs?

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 8:32 pm Sentient

        WTF is this “canned stories” BS? You think because a story has been told before it has no effect or value? Like, every story that you have hear has been retold… Have you ever hear ANY stand up comic? Umm guess what? Everything they said has been said 100 times before and fine tuned.

        The concept of a routine means you are telling it over and over to new audiences BUT you are enhancing it based on audience response… and you know how they are going to react…

        as to this “Sometimes men at bars run canned routines on me like they’re taking them for a test drive before they try them on women”… well maybe you need to hang out in other bars dude… like bars that have women in them… [white wine spritzer for Bruce….]

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 2:01 pm Sentient

      FFS – MOD!

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:04 pm Sentient

        TWICE – short version – phone is beta blocker, good time for a funny DHV story that surprises her and loops her in… after that no vibe, push on… Goggle for the Santa Claus story from Feb 28, 2015 post for example.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:21 pm Benson

        phone is beta blocker, good time for a funny DHV story that surprises her and loops her in… after that no vibe, push on…

        How would you transition into a story from my opener?

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:39 pm Sentient

        You just go right into it…

        “so check this out, last week I was talking with this really beautiful girl over at XYZ, she had a bag that said “Be The Change You Want To See In The World” You know that kind of bag? [her opening] Yeah? well anyway I asked her what change she wanted to see and guess what she said [wait for her response, then plough on] no she said XYZ…” etc.

        Just right into it with some hooks for her to get on.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:41 pm Sentient

        https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2015/02/28/agree-amplify-for-more-sex-deeper-love/#comment-652426

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:43 pm Bobby Cuddlefuck aka The Hamster Whisperer

        Hey, how’s about some free speech up in here. What are you so afraid of??

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 2:32 pm James blonde

      tell her that area of grass is crawling with ticks

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 2:48 pm Greg Eliot

        I’ll side with t-h-w-a-c-k on this one.

        Say it nonchalantly as you walk away.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 3:56 pm James blonde

        at cookouts and BBQs, its a good way to make people give up the best chair, chase lounge, lazyboy…

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 2:48 pm Sentient

      “I walked over and said, “You look comfortable.” She answered, “I am comfortable,”

      +++++++++++++++++

      It’s so funny, they ALWAYS have an answer for whatever you say… LOl Most always anyway. Women are 100 times more verbal than men. That’s why having some routines is good, especially when you are opening more, because you will get most of the responses they say covered and not be caught like “uhhh welll….”

      routines aren’t bad in and of themselves, like hammers aren’t bad, screwdrivers aren’t bad etc.

      Would love to hear some of the routines YaReally alludes to.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 3:38 pm chi-town

        The story ends with “happily ever after” , thus a conflict must always exist in an ongoing conversation. Create some kind of tension. That is what a routine is.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 4:02 pm Benson

        It’s so funny, they ALWAYS have an answer for whatever you say… LOl

        Usually, that’s true. But if I’m comfortable, the banter comes easily. I don’t get nervous beforehand; I get the “oh fuck, I’m talking to a hot bitch” butterflies mid-convo.

        After opening, I asked, “Are these picnics a daily routine?” And couldn’t steer away from boring small talk after that.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:19 pm chi-town

      I don’t even talk to my pets like that. That’s right I jack with my goldfish. I told my gold fish the other day that it seemed a little iron pyrite.

      If nothing else, if ya don’t know what it is, animal vegetable or mineral, you tease it. Small talk is not even good enough for a rock.

      If ya see a girl you were interested in laying in the grass, tell her that the gardener told you to keep people off the grass.See if you can get her to move. If you get her to move off the grass or take you seriously, you are in business.

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 5:50 pm Benson

        I’ve used the “this area’s off limits, please move” type openers before. Yours is good because she was in front of her building, so it probably would have gotten a laugh. I’ll keep in mind for similar situations.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 4:39 pm having a bad day

      @Benson

      props on approaching and working to get better…

      “… then she picked up her phone, clearly uninterested in what I was saying, as I tried move the conversation forward.”

      that’s what a non-verbal shit test looks like…you might get a back turn thrown in too…lol…just be ready for it…also, it’s more likely from the HB5-7 range girls…since they get hit on more by betas…

      if you follow the YaReally advice to not wait until you get an AI/IOI/eye contact, you will get a lot of this…bc it’s a standard go-to shit test when a girl gets surprised/approached and she doesn’t have anything better to go with (isn’t ‘ready’/expecting to be approached). the downside is that she is not engaged and has her bitch shield up…the upside is that if you can hook her out of the non-verbal shit test, she doesn’t have any goto shit tests left (usually) and she should be open to meeting you…so, you’ll have a small window to DHV/lead the interaction…

      “After a minute of boring small talk, I wished her a good day and walked away.”

      shit test = 1 Benson = 0…lol…it’s very effective, eh? how did it feel to get shot down without her having to DO anything?…can you understand WHY it’s a goto shit test?…good, now you can reverse engineer a way around it…

      “So, do you guys try to push through that kind of indifference during an approach?”

      only if you want to get laid by approaching girls…lol…it’s easier if you understand what is going on…that non-verbal shit test is just that, so agree and amplify…

      [girl grabs phone…and ignores you]

      your response is to ‘violate a social convention’ (in a non-supplicating way)…some version of:

      ‘hey, bitch, that’s rude…’ [change subject to your DHV story/routine] (ignore her ‘indignation’ at you calling her a bitch, bc that’s another shit test…just ignore and change the subject…that should hook her in…lol…so have a couple or three ‘routines’ ready to go…)

      ‘one of my ex’s used to do that shit…now she’s old and fat…’ [change subject to DHV/routine] (note – total non-sequiter…so what…lol)

      ‘my old aunt has that same exact dress/outfit…at least she can pull it off…’ [change subject DHV/routine…]

      etc… you want to be rude back to her enough to hook her out of the phone/ignore you shit test, but not so much that you burn any chance to turn it around…then, ignore her (former) rudeness after she engages you…

      OR you could just stare her down in silence until she put away her phone…and then pick up with your DHV story…but that takes GREAT frame control/body language…

      note – your attitude is that you deserve her attention and are calling her out on her rudeness (and she’s lucky to get it, but you are giving her the benefit of the doubt bc she doesn’t know how awesome you are…and YOU understand that she needs to screen for all those other guys who ARE losers…so, you are cutting her some slack, but are telling her you know what she is doing, so she can stop it and focus on you…)

      you do need to work up some routines so you are ready for this situ…at least until you are comfortable enough to riff off the individual situ…i think there might be some tips in YaReally’s archive, but i’m not sure…

      good luck!

      ps avoid these…

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/why-ask-why-shun-the-stale-seven-questions/

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 9:38 pm Benson

        shit test = 1 Benson = 0…lol…it’s very effective, eh? how did it feel to get shot down without her having to DO anything?

        Very effective. But it won’t work next time. Your shit test retorts are excellent. Thanks for the feedback.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 4:40 pm having a bad day

      Benson

      stack ate it…

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      • on June 9, 2015 at 6:20 pm Sentient

        LOL

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 4:41 pm having a bad day

      Benson

      bonus link

      https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/01/23/why-ask-why-shun-the-stale-seven-questions/

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      • on June 10, 2015 at 9:12 pm Benson

        Good stuff. I usually don’t have trouble using something contextual to get a conversation started, but her indifference threw me off. I fell back on bad habits by default.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 8:30 am nathan

      You walk away and find a different girl who is actually interested in you.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 8:57 am cheesetrader

      Give her a command – “Put the phone down – man talking”

      Or else tell her to move over and that she’s lying down in your particular spot of grass.

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  16. on June 9, 2015 at 1:52 pm Anonymous

    This is cleary a relative. Don’t stretch for articles.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 8:31 am nathan

      Exactly. There are millions of examples of shameless beta white-knighting on facebook. I don’t see why this would be used as an example.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 8:56 am cheesetrader

      makes it worse, IMO – comes across as he’s a beta whiteknight harboring incest fantasies – and she knows it, judging by her answer

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  17. on June 9, 2015 at 2:17 pm Anonymous

    There have been a few times in my life when beta orbiters of women I was reaming said something retarded like this. “You’d better treat her right or you’ll have to deal with me” type bullshit. If they do it in front of the girl I tended to be dismissive, and say something like “yeah I’ll watch my back”, and then grab a handful of ass from the girl in question. It was good for a few laughs with her later to see the weight of absolute defeat fall on the orbiter.

    One time some faggy orbiter even tried to threaten me in private. I explained to him that if he tried to threaten me again , he would get hurt very badly. Of course he ran and cried to the girl, then me and her laughed about it later in post coital pillow talk.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 3:15 pm anonymous

      Nice.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 4:03 pm Greg Eliot

      Yeah, it’s funny when that happens. It’s as if they saw it work in the movies, and are totally taken off guard when called on it in meat world.

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 4:19 pm Mario

      Top this, heartistez. I had orbiter attempt a suicide after I made out with his princess in her car, while he was in the backseat. Chick even boasted and sounded aroused when she was telling about it. Did she leave the poor guy float free in outer space? Hell no! She had balls to visit him in hospital (and then call me to go out cause I leave nearby) ….disgusting dose of red pill forever gyrified in my gray matter

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 1:05 pm trav777

      this ex bf of some 19 year old i was banging tried that…I just laughed at him

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  18. on June 9, 2015 at 3:58 pm What’s More Pathetic Than A White Knight? | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  19. on June 9, 2015 at 4:37 pm anon

    that made me uncomfortable, like when a fat girl smiles at you.

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  20. on June 9, 2015 at 4:45 pm Isthatso

    Can someone explain to me the genesis of the cowboy/country music craze that seemingly all women now subscribe to? This seems to have blossomed around – I duno – 2011ish?

    Most goddawful music ever, girls squirting themselves over it. Is it the outfits (which I appreciate, as in pic above), the concerts, the “manly men”? What?

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 5:24 pm Regular John

      It’s a little less faggy than a guy in skinny jeans and a handlebar mustache I suppose.

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  21. on June 9, 2015 at 4:59 pm johnnycatt66

    Did you really think you were gonna slip a quote from “Cool Hand Luke” past all of us…

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    • on June 9, 2015 at 6:25 pm Greg Eliot

      Just saying “what we have here” isn’t enough to take as a CHL homage.

      Now, if he had said, “What we have here is failure…”, then we’ve hit paydirt.

      /Yeah, okay… I’m a silver screen sperg. 😡

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  22. on June 9, 2015 at 5:30 pm Fullmeasure

    Tool time is such an appropriate tag.

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  23. on June 9, 2015 at 6:30 pm Mike

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

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  24. on June 9, 2015 at 8:31 pm JenkPac Shakur

    If Capcom made a videogame about this guy it’d be called Mega Cuck.

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  25. on June 9, 2015 at 9:30 pm no

    Neg and even insult these disposable hoes. Alphas do this. If for nothing more for self respect. Never been seen as a pushover. You will never fuck these bitches if they see you as the pussy.

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  26. on June 9, 2015 at 9:50 pm no

    Barry Beta wants to marry every whore whom he orbits. I keep a rotation of 2 or 3 sluts where when I want sex I find the first one ready and go boink for an hour or so most of the time then head home. Maybe I get them out on a couple of so called dates before that but that is the most effort I put into it past texting them.

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  27. on June 9, 2015 at 11:22 pm Rum

    In real life, Halle Thigpen is the 21 year old girl child of certain familes in Texas with tight connections to some other families that matter. She is also a solid 9; being a serious athlete.
    The dude Jeremy is a 38 year married relative of some sort.

    Listen up! We are in the German part of the Texas Hill Country now. The houses and barns that were made a 100-150 years ago were all made of stone. They are still made of stone. The sky is blue, the water is green.

    A type of person — who instinctively builds everything out of permanent stone and held onto their language and culture despite everything until WW1 broke out– just might mean a-little-something-more than you expect when even a veiled threat is entered into the RECORD..

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  28. on June 9, 2015 at 11:34 pm Rum

    I have great respect for the Texas Rangers (the Law Enforcement guys). But I was a little confused to encounter them blocking my post here.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 6:24 am Greg Eliot

      The Texas Rangers, despite their storied history, are meat-world forces…

      Here in Cyberia, they’re no match for the JIDF, amirite?

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  29. on June 10, 2015 at 12:19 am Rum

    Townes Van Zandt was a true Hero Of Texas: Despite his raging insanity…
    He always scared my children when they were around him … because he constantly lost his balance…

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  30. on June 10, 2015 at 12:34 am Rum

    Steve Earl…… Copperhead Road….. Everything there is to know…

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 5:42 am PA

      Yeah, Copperhead Road is one of the best less-known songs ever.

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 6:02 am The Straw That Stirs the Drink

      Another good song Big Audio Dynamite – Tighten Up Vol 88

      A windmill stands
      In the city of spades
      The Effra river flows
      Under Granville Arcade
      Old dogs in cold harbor
      Have fond memories

      Remember the days
      This was viking country
      Natives blacks and werewolves
      Yeah we got it all
      Every kind of exotic fruit
      On the market stall

      Those drums keep on pounding
      Since they moved in down the street
      Cold wet surroundings
      The cops don’t like the beat

      The cost of bread is rising
      The area’s run down
      They painted up the brickwork
      They painted up the town

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    • on June 10, 2015 at 6:39 am PA

      A good line from Copperhead Road:

      “Now the revenue man wanted granddady bad
      He headed up the holler with everything he had
      It’s before my time but I’ve been told
      He never came back from Copperhead Road.”

      This line always get a good loud sing-along from the guys in my Army days:

      “I volunteered for the Army on my birthday
      They drafted white trash first ’round here anyway”

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  31. on June 10, 2015 at 6:42 am Anonymous

    was out on the town over the weekend, approached a cute girl on the dancefloor (probably too abrubtly), she rejects me and next thing this white knight friend jumps in and tells me to back off while shielding her.

    i laughed and went over and whispered in her ear ‘he wants to fuck you ya know’

    she started pleading with me to get her away from him. i said hes your problem now and left to go hit on some other chicks

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  32. on June 10, 2015 at 8:59 am cheesetrader

    Assuming he’s an uncle – and this might be worse – b/c it’s really clear he wants to bang her and she’s having none of his little incest fantasies.

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  33. on June 10, 2015 at 11:57 am markus64s

    Shakin over here, boss!

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  34. on June 10, 2015 at 1:33 pm no

    Whomever he is. He wants to fuck her too; it’s so damn obvious folks.

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  35. on June 10, 2015 at 10:04 pm cptnemo2013

    Reblogged this on MGTOW 2.0.

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  36. on June 22, 2015 at 3:41 am Steve Finnell

    WATER BAPTISM THEN AND NOW? BY STEVE FINNELL

    Are there two distinct water baptisms? Was there one baptism for the first century church of Christ and another baptism for the twenty first century church of Christ? Contrary to what many believe, there is just one baptism.

    ONE BAPTISM-First century baptism was in order to receive the forgiveness of sins. (Acts 2:38 ….and each of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins…)

    SECOND BAPTISM- Many contemporary believers deny that Acts 2:38 says water baptism is for the forgiveness of sins. They assert the baptism is in order to join a denominational church of their choice. They proclaim the purpose of water baptism is for a testimony of their faith. They say water baptism is to demonstrate that their sins have already been forgiven. They claim water baptism is nothing more then being obedient to the command of Jesus. They say baptism has nothing to do with their salvation.None of the second baptism reasons, that are given for the purpose of water baptism, are found in the Bible. The traditions of men are not found Scripture.

    There are sources for explaining the purpose of water baptism.
    1. The Holy Bible
    2. The Bible of Men’s Tradition.

    WATER BAPTISM

    Galatians 3:27 For all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ.

    Traditions 3:27 For all you who were spiritually baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ.

    Mark 16:16 He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who disbelieved shall be condemned.

    Traditions 16:16 He who has believed shall be saved. He who has already been saved shall be baptized. He who has disbelieved shall be condemned. He who rejects water baptism will be saved, however, he will not be allowed to join any denominational church.

    Colossians 2:12-13 having been buried with Him is baptism, in which you were also raised up with Him through faith in the working of God, who raised Him from the dead. 13 When you were dead in your transgressions and the uncircumcision of your flesh, He made you alive together with Him, having for forgiven us all out transgressions,

    Traditions 2:12-13 having been buried with Him in spiritual baptism…….

    Acts 22:16 Now why do you delay? Get up and be baptized, and wash away you sins, calling on His name.’

    Traditions 22:16 Saul, your sins were forgiven by faith alone, three days ago when you believed, while on the road to Damascus. I command you to be spiritually baptized. Get up and be baptized spiritually so your sins can be washed away again.

    1 Peter 3:20-21 …eight persons, were brought safely through the water. 21 Corresponding to that, baptism now saves you—not the removal of dirt from the flesh , but an appeal to God for a good conscience—through the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

    1 Traditions 3:20-21 eight persons, were brought safely through the water. 21 Corresponding to that water baptism is not essential for you to be saved…

    Ephesians 5:25-27…just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself up for her, 26 so that He might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, 27 that He might present to Himself the church in all her glory, having no spot or wrinkle or any such thing; but that she would be holy and blameless.

    Traditions 5:25-27…… 26 so that He might sanctify her, by the washing of the word of God with the word…….

    Acts 2:38 Peter said to them, “Repent, and each of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins; and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

    Traditions 2:28 Peter said to them, “Repent for the forgiveness of your sins and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ because your sins have already been forgiven……

    WHICH BIBLE DO YOU TRUST, The Holy Bible or The Bible of Men’s Traditions?

    Water baptism is essential for salvation contrary to the doctrines of men!

    (All Scripture from;NEW AMERICAN STANDARD BIBLE)

    YOU ARE INVITED TO FOLLOW MY BLOG. http://steve-finnell.blogspot.com

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