There’s nothing more comically predictable than stories about chicks doing what they do best: Digging jerks. Reader Waffles passes along a chicks dig jerks anecdote, Double Infinity Plus in a Series.
Just wanted to add this to the “chicks dig jerks” evidence pile. Quite the story. A girl I know recently broke up with her boyfriend and moved out of the place they were sharing because he disliked her dog. He broke her dog’s leg on purpose. I repeat, PURPOSELY BROKE HER DOG’S LEG. She moves out on him and goes back to her apartment which she still had. She proceeds to go on rants about the incident, gets sloppily drunk at a large group gathering, and gets her old boyfriend (the one before the dog leg breaker) to drive over an hour to pick her up. She gets back with the the old bf and he moves into her apartment with her. Flash forward about a week [ed: one week!] and she is posting beach selfies with the dog leg breaker. Apparently she also moved out of her apartment to move back in with him, straight up just leaving the old bf there by himself. LOL
If you had to choose to emulate Skittles Man or Break a Dog Leg Man to win the imperishable loving devotion of a girl, choose Skittles. At least no dog gets hurt, the only innocent, loveable party in the whole sordid spectacle.
The lioness goes into heat after an interloper lion kills her cubs.
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Very jokes. Revising for my exam tomorrow right now and thought I’d stop by Le Chateau
“Break a dog leg man”
Creasing. We can safely say there is a market for this behaviour, but only in young girls hearts
Fuck my exams? This is plan B
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Perhaps it’s still too early to tell if she’ll crawl back, but an NFL linebacker kicked his girlfriend’s yorkie to death. She subsequently dumped him then turned him into authorities, and he’s now been charged with a felony. He was also cut by his team hours later. This all happened a few weeks ago.
Punting a dog to death is worse than just breaking it’s leg, but a woman will crawl back to a man or viciously destroy his life depending on if he’s alpha or beta. (It’s tough to imagine an NFL linebacker being beta, but hey, it’s all about that attitude).
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I will white knight for dogs any day!!!!
What a shithead! I would kill that asshole, dogs are the only bitches that actually love people and can have a real bond with a man…
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OTOH, girls sometimes forget that dogs (and cats, and horses) aren’t people. I find few things more disgusting than girls referring to their yappy lapdogs as their “fur babies”.
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this times 100.
girls who are overly attached to animals are messed up. especially the ones who are big into animal rights and stuff. most of those girls actually think that animals are more important than humans and it definitely shows in their relationships with people.
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Dogs are better than most people. I would take a dogs life over fat ass Walmartarians any day…
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/adolf-hitler-nazi-scientists-sought-teach-dogs-talk-read-write-book-article-1.147475#
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yep,
have an ex who was like that. let the dog sleep on her bed. let it lick her on the mouth and everything. disgusting. big into animal rights too. the whole enchilada. she was a walking talking feminist stereotype.
and i think she seriously believed that she was more loving, generous, and superior to other people because she valued animals so much.
in one of my darker moments, after we broke up, i started facebook stalking her do searches for recent photos liked by her or commented on by her. as i said, one of my darker moments.
anyway…
i started noticing that she mostly just liked or commented on all the pictures of people’s pets. sometimes gay marriage, sarcastic girl power stuff, crude humor, etc. never anything of any substance. nothing positive or uplifting. just a bunch of crap and…animals. that was a big wake up call for me.
these were the things that were important to her. this is a reflection of who she is.
i started thinking of how things had been when we were together and it all made sense. how she treated me. how she prioritized things. she had a messed up view of the world and effed up priorities. and she was never going to change because she thought she was the only one who had it right.
the break up was really a blessing in disguise. and one thing’s for sure, crazy animal lover? never again.
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On dating sites, when I see a woman has a dog, I lose interest.
Most women let their dog sleep in their bed; if I sleep at her place I have to share the bed with that thing? no way!
most women kiss their dog on the snout, which is disgusting; dogs like their own butt all day and will eat whatever they find on the ground.
Dogs are not exactly clean animals…there is a reason why wet dogs smell like garbage…
And usually a woman who has a dog is madly in love with it, she obsesses over it, like a mother obsesses over a new born, her dog is her whole universe, which means the man in her life comes second.
Women who own one cat – not many cats that is different- are not as bad as women with dogs.
She can leave her cat alone for 2-3 days easily with food and water, this can not be done with a dog, she has to bring her dog to your home if she spends the weekend.
I don’t want her dog in my home , I will the one stuck with dog hair everywhere, including stuck in the carpet in my car.
I do not date women who have dogs.
Period.
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Animal crazy scale:
1. Horses: Doesn’t even need mentioning. Especially if she isn’t rich or has a very good job (which usually means cunt squared) to pay for a fucking horse is ridiculous
2. Dogs: Often bad, especially if the dog is treated like a kid – or if it’s a very large dog, like a Pitbull or whatever (sometimes as heavy as the girl herself, but with a lot more muscles)
3. Cats: One cat may be ok, anything over two is guaranteed nuts territory.
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I like dogs too, but I always keep in mind that if I stopped feeding them they would go somewhere else. It’s not that they don’t love me, per se, it’s just that that’s all love is. If your girl stopped slobbing knob (or slobbed someone else’s) you might find yourself a little less in love with her, as well.
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“I would kill that asshole,”
Sigh…….
You gotta be a living parody of yourself don’t you.
There is a lot of ruin in a human body. “I would kill that asshole” lmao.
That’s why God invented whips.
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Well, if it were MY dog, he’d certainly be spending the rest of his life crippled, that’s for sure…
Overreaction, you say? I measured but deadly response, I say.
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“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.”
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“If your woman pays more compliments to her dog, and she hugs it more often than she hugs you, you should not be with that woman”
—Canadian Friend
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I feel more contempt for the bitch than I do for the scumbag.
Led Zeppelin got it right.
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I bet the old boyfriend isn’t lonely amymore, now he has a broke leg dog to keep him warm at night.
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this (one week!) reminded me of a friend from high school, lived with his fiance, she breaks up with him but he can’t find a place right away so sleeps on the couch.
needless to say she moved on and my buddy (in college at the time, a truly nice guy) got to hear how her new relationship was going through the wall as he slept on the couch, before he got out of there
obviously he should have gotten out earlier but they’re unbelievable sometimes
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I wish someone would compile an expansive catalog of all the stories like this and make men read it cover-to-cover before being issued a marriage license.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Women can’t get enough of cruelty. Charles Manson is getting married.
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I echo others thoughts that dogs are better than people. This guy is a cunt, as is the slag he is with. Shit people.
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Another post from the mid-air portion of the shark jump. CH will never get this straight in his head.
Power is attractive. Transgression is attractive in that it’s a subspecies of power, i.e., demonstrating one’s power over conventions and bourgeois customs.
But it does not follow that attraction derives from the injustice of the act. It derives from the demonstration of strength.
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Female nature is not attracted to an unjust act apart from the power display. If the action is sufficiently unjust it will negate power’s attractiveness — unless he really means to say that women are preternaturally, erotically drawn to some creep torturing cats.
It is so dull to conclude that injustice forms the essence of attraction. It’s Jeffrey Dahmer-level delusion, as if gouging an infant’s eyes out would get women everywhere wet.
Worst of all, CH is persuading third-rate mimics to embrace their petty antisocial impulses and increase the quotient of psychopathic n i g g erism in the world.
Matt
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You’re a douche
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Women like to be manhandled, have rape fantasies, want to be spanked because they believe in the justice of the action.
Women feel in their pituitary that it is the male prerogative to dominate, and the fact that our culture disallows us from recognizing this (or even thinking it) makes the justice even more sweet when it comes.
Further, most women have uneasy consciences, they know they have done wrong, and that punishment is generally fair. “I’ve been a bad, bad girl” isn’t some sub-kink of the S&M circus. It’s resident in the breast of every trollop, and most modern women know they are trollops.
Matt
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Your mothers a trollop – and you’re a douche
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The King with some fine room clearing shot gun work.
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I’m sure many here will find it ironic to see King, T-h-w-a-c-k, and myself, shoulder to shoulder, as the last men standing in the Final Battle, right before we three are translated, like Enoch, into heavenly glory.
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We know that in everything God works for good with those who love him, who are called according to his purpose.
— Romans 8:28
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Being willing to do injustice is a sign of strength itself. Injustice done by a King, isn’t. That’s the lesson of Crime and Punishment.
Injustice done by God is theologically impossible. According to the usual religions at least.
You are right about power, but any old joe can be just, if he wishes. It takes a daredevil to be evil, and daring translates to power in a species such as ours.
PS: I just realized that you wrote the exact same thing. Rest assured that CH knows it. No need for your comment, but good one nontheless.
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Niggers proving they be niggers.
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Not according to Christianity. This is one of the chief theological differences between God as interpreted by Islam and God interpreted by the church.
http://www.newadvent.org/summa/1021.htm
Also, The Letter to the Hebrews, 6:18.
God solves injustice through mercy rather than capricious redefinition. It is impossible for him to be evil, the good is unchanging, and evil is a negation rather than a Manichean substance, a philosophy which Islam labors under. Your faith needs an intellectual revolution, to follow St. Augustine’s conversion from gnosticism.
Matt
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If only.
He wouldn’t be encouraging the nerds and groids to indulge their base impulses if he did.
[CH: byron wept.]
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Is Islam considering evil to be a negation or Christianity? It’s not entirely clear.
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Yo Yo Yo.. wazzup Niggas fucking with dogs Yo? I be up on yo azz bitches. Fuck that. Muh dog… shit.
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White knight Ex-BF: “It’s OK, man – ‘s worth it.” (trailing his disemboweled innards behind him as he bounces from her old digs). “At least I can look myself in the mirror in the morning, and, hey, it won’t last with him, anyway.”
Of course, bad boy’s not looking for an LTR with the skank, as she’s clearly damaged goods.
Beta Rx: infrequent sloppy seconds and a juicy rationalization a day keep the reality monsters away.
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Well good for her. She got to play up the drama and she got to pawn off the dog on the old boyfriend (presumably) – he can look forward to receiving the vet bill as well.
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Maybe the muslims are right, it is better to not allow women to choose who they want to date.
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Women are sick deranged sociopaths. They exist to pleasure penises. Focus on hard work and artistic endeavors. Then slap women to make them horny and pleasure your penis.
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I’m paddling a small johnny boat down the street after a killer flood. I see two females struggling to tread water and not drown. I know if I rescue the four legged one and see it to safety, I may be blessed with years of loyalty, unconditional love, and a creature that will defend me to its death against all threats. Good luck with the two legged one. She might sue you for inappropriate touching as you drag her by the seat of her pants into the boat. I can only take one, otherwise I overload the boat, sink, and drown in the current, too. I’ve never seen dogs get people fired with lies, or sick one guy on another to kick his ass to entertain her, or favor a thug over a moral guy, or leave a faithful guy after 20 years because she was bored. Hell yes I save the dog.
A guy who purposely breaks a dog’s leg should get horse whipped. No other animal will love you more than itself like a dog. Homer knew his dogs, to write the story of old Argos recognizing his master Odysseus after 20 years and though near death, Argos lets him know he remembers with a wag of the tail before passing away. A woman will turn on you for any reason, or no reason at all.
I’ve seen single moms defend their hoodlum boyfriends even if they were a danger to the kids, and now here’s one who’ll tolerate a guy’s breaking her dog’s bones. The use of the Dark Triad: give the ladies what they want, and good and hard. Just spare the,pets and kids; they never asked for it.
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