June 12, 2015 by CH
Via F_McGillicudy, who rightfully earns this week’s SOTW.
In case you were wondering about the absurd backstory.
Dolezal sounds like an anti-anxiety med. Fitting.
Mockery will destroy leftoid equalism. Joyous, unbridled, exuberant mockery. Unleash the Cracking.
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how i wish there was anyone out there to hound the caitlyn-lovers about their reaction to dolezal. such courage.
so we’ve got
sexual attraction – immutable, fixed, adamantium
sexual gender – assigned and changeable into the past
sexual identity – fluid
racial culture – don’t appropriate me bro
will be interesting on racial identity where the sjw mobs fall and how they make this whole house of feelgood card even attempt to stand
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geez godfrey’s good
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/wrongskin-twitter-campaign-white-man-5872674
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He’s an even better troller of lefties than me. And that’s saying something.
Of course, he could be genuine. Hard to tell the difference these days.
Rape!
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It keeps getting better and better.
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From the photo, I thought this was another man becomes woman story. She’s so weirdly ugly she could easily pass from Bruce Jenner’s surgery sister.
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Better version, with more of the lyrics:
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I cannot stand to look at Caitlyn photos even if they have a different face shopped on. No I don’t acknowledge them/him/her/it.
As for Dolezal, it’s genius that she gets her 15 minutes of fame right now, even if she didn’t want them.
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From Wikipedia:
Doležal was born in Lincoln County, Montana to Ruthanne and Larry Dolezal. She has an older brother, Joshua. When she was a teenager, her parents adopted four black babies. She was home schooled and then went to Jackson, Mississippi for college, receiving her bachelor’s degree from Belhaven University in in 2000 and her master of fine arts degree from Howard University, a historically black college in Washington, D.C. in 2002. From 2002 to 2006, her parents and adoptive siblings lived in South Africa as Christian missionaries, but she has never been to South Africa.
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So a couple of nogger-loving Churchians raise a batsh!t daughter who thinks she’s black.
In this case, it was indeed the parents’ fault.
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Adopting black children into a white family-is like a body adopting a killer bacteria or like zebras adopting a lion.
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So let a ghetto single mom adopt a white infant, if you’re so confident about genetic determination.
[CH: the kids’ gotta live past 10 to fulfill her genetically determined SES outcome.]
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NAACP is a jewish organization, wtf does it matter if she is black or not?
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Left wing “thought” is merely a series of rationalizations to gain power, with no consistency necessary.
So this blip won’t make a dent in them, whichever way they come out. And civilization will slide further into chaos.
It’s like watching a little girl make up the rules to their games of pretend—altogether, the rules make zero sense and contradict one another, but individually, the rules exist to maximize that particular little girl’s power in her pretend world. Her tea parties are dungeons with pretty doily chains around each of her guests legs and arms.
But hey, at least we elected Obama.
Rape!
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damn
that was good
tea party rape
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Yea, killer analogy.
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NAACP president may be white?
She IS white, her parents say she is CAUCASIAN
here,
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/06/11/spokane-naacp-president-questions/71101474/
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That’s what this post is about; exact same story.
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…But different headlines…
CH’s link says ” may be white”
I figured I’d provide a link where there is no ” may be” .
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Am I the only one to whom she appears possibly… well, you-know.
And considering the founding of NAACP by… well, you-know… why is this a controversy?
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I noticed the same thing.
There’s something vaguely…oh, I don’t know…Bette Midler-ish about her.
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Yes, Better Midler…but, from a distance.
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Admittedly, a white woman with frizzy hair looks far more like an ooJ than a nog.
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“well, you-know”
ISWYDT. Brilliant.
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What is that shit on her head??She have bugs crawling around up there?
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Nopes. She’s NOT white – she’s a kike.
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She might not be… but oh that schnozz!
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Nothing worse than having prejudiced parents.
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[…] Shiv Of The Week: Caitlyn Dolezal […]
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I wonder if this will lead to scrutiny of what these minority rights groups are doing and saying when it turns out that insane attention seekers are fitting in just fine among their ranks.
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Dolezalism should be the new name for this new mental derangement many whites suffer from.
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This story has me giddy.
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Fix shivs.
FORWARD MARCH!
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How ironic is it going to be when darkies start insisting we need to go back to the one drop rule?
Race rape!
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“This chapter president… is she coloured?”
“Yeah… white.”
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Also, what are the over/under odds on when the left figures out Godfrey Elfwick is actually trolling them and gets him banned from all social media and gets him fired from his job and a contract put out on him by the Black Panthers?
Parody-Is-Dead Rape!
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It seems a bounty by the NBPP is akin to being dipped in the river Styx; you are immortal.
Zimmerman had a bounty put on his head, he was subsequently cleared of murder, then he was accused multiple times of serious crimes. He was never charged with any of them.
After all that, he was shot at from a few feet away by a man whom he had threatened the year before. The man missed, and then the shooter was charged with a serious crime.
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Name-stealing dork
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“Godfrey” is one of the talented denizens of “The Slyme Pit” forum and barely bothers to conceal his I.D.
Because he’s from Middlesbrough or somewhere equally shitty Up North (of England), and quite understandably wishes only to die.
If you want to see world-class SJW/radfem-trolling done right, check it out.
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God bless his black little limey heart. In both senses.
A rape for Godfrey!
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And for the avoidance of doubt, it should be noted that “Elf” is, well, pointy ears, vertically challenged, magical and so on, as usual.
And “wick” is vintage London rhyming slang for prick (via “Hampton Wick”, as in “a kick in the Hamptons”).
I.E. his surname translates into Murkan as “Fairydick”.
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Isn’t the CP in NACCP racist?
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NAACP…ah forget it….
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NACCCP has a ring to it.
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Imagine if the acronym was NAAAAP.
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The word it spells is fitting.
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NAAN?
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There should be a Governmental Integration of Blacks Service.
GIBS.
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lol. Poetically, black women are really into Mark Harmon, aka Leroy Jethro Gibbs, the older leader dude on “NCIS.” Many would like to “integrate” with him.
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>Godzilla Face Palm<
This is SJW hell on earth.
Even worse than Senator Fauxcahuntus.
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So men are presenting themselves as women and whites are presenting themselves as black. Tell me again how white male privilege is so strong that everyone wishes they were a white man?
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Just saw this and was going to post it. Another link to the story: http://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/a-civil-rights-leader-has-disguised-herself-as-black-for-yea#.xqLBOZyLRz
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I welcome and embrace Ms. McGillicuddy’s new-found blackness and hope that this becomes the social norm. After all, in my field (contract programming) the government is quite open about their preferential treatment to blacks. The sooner I can legally embrace my inner black child, the sooner I can get some of that juicy government contract money.
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Yes but then you will have to go to the – eh hem – black Harvard…
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https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp-content/uploads/sites/21/2015/06/wedding-1024×673.jpg&w=1484
I think she is claiming blackness from a series of injections…
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Note her father’s beta-max cuck-face.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
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Self-Righteous Christian Do-Gooder face.
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Naw… those faces have much more steel in the eyes.
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well she does have proof she is mentally ill… i mean volunteering to be known as black is proof enough.
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but let’s not be too hard on her… her struggle is real. Just think of all the hours she had to spend in a tanning bed! And she isn’t even from New Jersey… queue the spirituals “swing low sweeeeet chaaaahriaaaaAt”
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wait a sec… this all seems so familiar?
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lol. Best part about that movie is when (in black disguise) he sleeps with some white girl and she starts telling him afterwards how the stereotypes about black guys in the bed room are all true. The look on his face is priceless.
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“Best part about that movie is when (in black disguise) he sleeps with some white girl and she starts telling him afterwards how the stereotypes about black guys in the bed room are all true. The look on his face is priceless.”
…………..Good God. That is brilliant.
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So, james blonde…
what color is she?
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Drollest of droll
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How long till someone writes an article about how it is okay for people to identify as either gender and it should be with race too?
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First thought in my mind too… beat me to the punch.
Well-done.
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And while we’re on the subject, since “we’re all from Africa”… what’s the problem here?
LLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLZOZLOZLOZLOZLOZL
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What’s black and white and red all over?
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A sun-burned zebra?
A nun tumbling down concrete steps?
A newspaper… eh, never mind, that’s read all over.
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She’s a “WrongSkin”. Seriously. There’s a meme over Vox’s.
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The one-drop rule
Keeps a clean pool.
The no-drop “negress”
Means one less headcase
Among our ranks.
Hey, blacks– thanks!
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I read One Drop and thought of the Bob Marley song. A favorite of mine.
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She forgot the cardinal rule of the Tar Baby ” en de Tar-Baby, she keep on sayin’ nothin…”
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Which only goes to show that the Tar Baby wasn’t black.
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It kind of makes sense if one has embraced the sort of emotional manipulation of the leftwing oppression Olympics. The “Progressive Stack” ethos means that as a white woman Dolezal would have zero currency (straight white men have, one presumes, negative currency) but as a black woman she would trump even black men when speaking about oppression and other fairy tales.
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Muslims are top of the Oppression Stack. By a mile. As violent, intolerant, woman-hating, medieval poverty-stricken inbred retards they should be outside the Pale of any normal discourse but they ALWAYS travel Premier Victimhood Class.
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Was your sister raped by one of us? LOL.
Credit for bringing up the inbred part, but “woman hating”? Are you mentally retarded?
Also, is Muslims were on top of the stack, Iraq wouldn’t have happened.
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Two things,
The Iraq war had nothing to do with who is Muslim and who is not.
Back then ( more than 12 years ago ) Muslims were not as high in the “stack” as they are now.
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Bill Clinton was the “first black president “….
Jeb Bush may be our “first Hispanic president”….Oy Rachel , you’re a gollum, a gollum I tell ya!!
I’d enjoy the ” poolside” view of this madness but there’s a 20 year bikini clad McKinney TX party promoter tweeting her rather “vibrant” acting friends and the only sub 250 lb woman walking around the pool has rather thick wrists and hands…..
On a + note, the precedent value of this madness will not be lost on my kids’ Harvard application
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Well, say what you will, she’s been credited with energizing the chapter into a going concern… I forget the exact verb that was used, but it was high praise, indeed.
So, negroes… your local chapter in a bit of a malaise? Get YT to fix it!
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Well, one thing I’ll give her… she looks more negro than Jenner looks female.
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Precisely.
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Black Knighting: god level.
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Beautiful!
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You are missing out the twitter riot:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/WrongSkin?src=hash
Best Troll Ever, elevated the craft to art-form.
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I have always advocated that aping Negroe mannerisms is an effective way to charm the ladies. I have been approached by women after having been seen slapping hands and talking Jive with the Black Gentlemen down at the loading dock.
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Always plenty of classy women around the loading dock, elmer.
But I was wondering: if I wanted to change race, do I have to choose just one? Could I be Scandinavian tomorrow, Han Chinese a week next Tuesday, an Etruscan for a day, and then go back to plain ol’ Irish-English?
Seems kinda racist to choose only one.
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My racial identity is fluid.
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I have always advocated that aping Negroe mannerisms is an effective way to charm the ladies.
Not necessarily.
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First of all – LMFAO at the photo. 😭😭😭😭
Secondly, I’m trying to be mad but I just keep LMFAO. 😂😂😂😂
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Come on, surely you’ll do a post about racial appropriation.
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She’s the female analogue to White Mike from the Wayans Bros.
Nobody has posted it to the Web (that I can find), but there was episode in which the old lady neighbor asks Shawn about White Mike:
“Does he think he’s black?”
“Worse!…He thinks he’s muslim!”
…only nowadays, these divirsirrhoids expect us to take them seriously…
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It gets better…
“…Though raised in a conservative family, Ms. Dolezal, who is multiracial, said she could not imagine showing her face at a Tea Party event. To her, what stands out are the all-white crowds, the crude depictions of Mr. Obama as an African witch doctor and the signs labeling him a terrorist. “It would make me nervous to be there unless I went with a big group,” she said…”
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/16/us/politics/16teaparty.html?pagewanted=all&_r=1
You can’t make this shit up.
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Though raised in a conservative family,
Conservative families had better stop with the nog worship. Miz Dolezal is Exhibit A as to why.
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It gets extra super better!…
“…The City of Spokane is investigating whether she lied about her ethnicity when she applied to be on the police board. And the police said Friday that they were suspending investigations into racial harassment complaints filed by Ms. Dolezal…”
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/14/us/naacp-figure-rachel-dolezal-set-to-discuss-her-race.html
She is ‘set to discuss her race’…with whom? And what’s there to discuss?
“One’s racial identity is not a qualifying criteria or disqualifying standard for N.A.A.C.P. leadership,”
O.K. … She undoubtedly told her fellow members about her suffering at the hands of the eeevil cis-hetero-white patriarchy and used it to gain victimology / brownie points. Even putting that little item aside, do they really expect to be taken seriously if they don’t respond to her years of fraudulent behavior?
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They’re like a bunch of fucking autistic kids. And not in the good and innocent way.
Along with a world where kids are allowed to be exposed to porn in kindergarten, the prediction for the world looks pretty bleak – how much would it fuck you up as a 8 year old mentally?
It’s almost like we can understand Christian ideals of preservation, and how well they’ve worked in the past.
If things aren’t broken, why fix it?
The left is literally the devil. Temptation, lust, gluttony etc
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Not surprised if she turns out to be the spawn of Evil Psychiatrists.
And why would she – anyone – NOT pretend to be black? Affirmative Action, can’t get fired, promoted beyond your merit, can hurl any racial epithet you want, can sue if your tender sensibilities are ‘offended’…….what’s not to like?
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They literally don’t realise how much priviledge they have
If the place tried to sack her, the media would destroy them
Note the double standard? “It’s sort of weird for her to do it” but
If this was a white guy trying to be black, he would be mocked and shamed
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You got degrees of black, nomesayin, all kinds of different motherfuckers that are a different kind of black, nomesayin. T’s right here, nomesayin, and, like, Lionel Richie’s right here, ’cause he ain’t that black, nomesayin, especially after the Commodores, he’s practically not black at all, nomesayin. You got your Michael Jackson, who’s a white-black, which can be shortened to whack.
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Michael Jackson. The only poor black boy in history to grow up to be a rich white woman.
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Dolezal is not for everyone. People taking MAOI’s, SSRI’s, and NAACP’s should avoid.
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CH, under Zimmerman put a pic of Obama. He this pretend to be black thing 1st
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I did not catch the Lester Holt segment on this story.
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The Zimmerman photo is because the snoozemedia identified him as white before his pic came out.
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and continued to call him a white hispanic
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Where’s the Flying Chair of Diversity when you need it?
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Chair-a-noble!
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Looks like she makes a tidy profit selling Black Paintings to white people. You may have experienced this phenomenon while visiting liberal houses that are nowhere near any black folks.
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So race is a “social construct” until that definition benefits a white person, got it.
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Hey just in time for the latest season of “Orange is the New Black”
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No kidding. In this case, orange spray tan really is the new black.
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Still like to know what her conversation with her hairdresser was like… I mean, she used to have hair like this:
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Thats called “boring, flat white girl hair”; Ive lived with several white girls that complained about it and have some knowledge of what they do to get around it.
This one REALLY white girl I knew used to complain that her hair was like corn silk.
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Better than pubic hair on the head
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Im just repeating what I heard white girls say; I was quite surprised personally.
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I’ve heard whigger skanks gush over mischling spawn as well.
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Do that say “beautiful”? If so, it’s overcompensation for their feelings of discomfort. Nobody calls normal children “beautiful.”
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Let’s play a word game.. .what words commonly come after “flaxen haired”?
Goddess, Beauty, etc.
What words commonly come after “nappy headed”?
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Shittient
Let’s play a word game.. .what words commonly come after “flaxen haired”?
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Coked up?
Missing?
stabbed?
strangled?
Mutilated?
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Ehh. Not your best work. Try again.
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raped?
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Much better James! See you just need someone to crack the whip a bit.
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thwack! lol
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I really don’t see what all the fuss is about here… respect!
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“Is it ‘cos I is black?”
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I’ve seen some white girl chicken-neckin’ in my day but even the most unrepentant mud hen knows you never go full retard.
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My armchair psychiatry said that the 4 black siblings got an outsized portion of attention and love, and the poor white girl translated that into “I see which way the wind blows” and acted appropriately, based on the emotional landscape she had to navigate in her family.
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She might have got Stockholm Syndrome. Parents were missionaries to South Africa, too.
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Let’s hope this kind of thing doesn’t get out of hand, or Abe Foxman’s successor at the ADL will be called Seamus O’Reilly.
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The Tribe’s been “passing” their entire life… turnabout is fair play.
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Michael Jackson – Black or White?
It is clearly obvious that Michael Jackson was ahead of his times and was pro trans-race as it obviously the most famous and influential transracial person to date.
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5:26-6:14 should be edited and used as a pro trans-race clip.
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OMG Just Wow. I can’t believe all the transracialphobia on this blog. This is the 21st century, people, reading comprehension is your friend. What are you, Republicans? OMG just feeling really triggered right now.
#TransRacialLivesMatter
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Lol.So funny. Dolezal also happens to be a very common czech surname haahah.A czech negro lmao
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Is it “Doležal” with a haček on it?
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yeah I’ve seen it written like this in one of the articles
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Once you go black, you’re a cancelled czech.
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OK, I laughed.
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Ms. Dolezal came up with her own personal evolutionary strategy: Pretend to be black and enjoy the perks. That’s what the current environment favors after all.
I’m much more amused than upset by this story. I wish I could say that about more of the craziness surrounding us these days.
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Hey, isn’t race a social construct?
Guess not, when it doesnt fit into agenda.
Abracadabra, Tacos Locos Padre ..*boom* *social construct* I’m Hispanic now… let’s go benefits
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
Johnny Rebel: if I could be ni66er for a day.
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Just when you thought they couldn’t get stupider they pull a rabbit out of the suburbs! Maybe all those wiggers can now join the NAACPBALBGBLTXYZ? Plenty of letters left in the alphabet! It’d be nice to see some minorities who could speak recognizable English wouldn’t it? That clown notsharpton has worse diction than a parrot, and no its not about Muh Dick resident weevil!
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She’ should be referred to as Trans-Rachel.
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negress Toni Morrison called Bill Clinton “the first black president”.
Bill said he loved being called the first black president.
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She has more manly shoulders than many hipster faggots.
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Not a shiv. Many White people would do it too if they could. Let’s face it: America favors gay Black women the most, and punishes straight White men second most.
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Wow it sounds like you need to educate yourself on the realities of “black gay privilege” and the BlaQueer struggle. There is no black gay privilege. There are white supremacist, heterosexist, patriarchal, capitalistic anxieties engraved upon black gay bodies through violent hiring, firing and retention practices. There is violence—psychological and psychosocial terrorisms—in forced, perverted performances of ourselves, in order to find a sweet spot between masculinities and femininities that do not arouse white fear, white guilt, or white notions of equity. We are to be propertied: Seen, heard, and felt as accessible and owned by employers for their pleasure and fulfillment.
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At the local grocery chain there is a poster of a cheerful black male employee with wild-ass afrohair. His name tag reads “Dylan”.
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Now I remember. It’s the National Association for the Advancement of CRAZY People.
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Eva Von Nkobo
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Lord Heartiste Dondarion I charge you to bring the King’s justice to the false African American Caitlyn Dolezal and all those who shared in her crimes. I denounce her and detaint her. I strip her of all ranks, titles, of all lands, and holdings, and sentence her to death.”
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Ethnic heritage is a geneaological fact. Gender is a psycho-social construction. I don’t get why people are having such a hard time with this. There is no contradiction.
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I can tell who is black by how they eat a neck bone (and their potato salad)
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And everyone is part black; it might be a few years back but every single person walking this earth has a drop in them.
There’s actually more to the argument that she can identify as black than a man can as a woman.
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She’s an Eskimo?
Rachel Dolezal.
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