Reader W.E.K. takes a page from a gilded CH tome to harness the muff misting magic of the dick emoji.
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An interesting anecdotal aside to the 8======D—- guy.
I have worked as a doorman/bouncer in some highly popular bars/nightclubs in my area.
One time I was working the door sitting on a stool when out comes a quite attractive brunette from inside the bar. She sits on an adjacent stool for a few moments but I really wasn’t paying much attention as I was trying to text my then gf at the time and manage her fragile/needy emotional state because she had fallen quite hard for me and at this point was freaking out whenever I went to work and thus was surrounded by lots of young attractive women. Regardless of the fact that I met her at another bar I worked at.
Anyway back to the brunette on the stool. She sees that I’m texting and paying her no mind so she says to me
“Hey want to text me?”
I paused for a moment considering the idiocy of the question.
I was in a playful mood that needed respite from my insecure gf”s annoyingness so I hand her my phone to put her number in.
When I got my phone back I texted her this.
8========D——-
I think she texted back ” what’s that ?” To which I lol’d.
True to female form her next response was
“Wanna make out?”
I paused for a few moments considering the utter hilarity of the question. Then I stood up and glided over gently holding the back of her head and pulled her in for a quick make out.
Ever the professional I kept it short and made myself get back to focusing on the job.
A few hours later and she texts me with
“Come to my hotel”
I told her I wouldn’t be off for another few hours and I forgot about it due to logistics and the fact that my gf was at my place and would stay up waiting for me.
As i’m driving home she texts me again wanting me to come over but I just ignored because I was already nearly home.
Unfortunately for me my gf went through my phone and found an unknown number added while at work (fucking sneaky bitches). The texts were of course deleted. So then I have to make up a lot of shit and manipulate some emotions to keep things copacetic.
The gf ended up calling her though and a lot of shit talking ensued. I had to really hide how entertained I was.
Moral of the story:
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It works.
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And why does it work on lovely ladies? It keeps ’em guessing. It smacks of male sexual entitlement. It betrays a sexy indifference to female approval. It’s fun and flirty. It’s (literally) cocky. It’s unpredictable and immature.
In other words, it’s everything beta males aren’t.
8====D
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Wanna make out?
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Secks? 😎
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[…] Dick Pic Game […]
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““Dylann use to be a super emo, with long blonde hair and he was pretty quiet,” Kimberly Taylor, who claimed she went to middle and high school with Roof, posted on Twitter.” http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/suspected-charleston-church-shooter-gun-birthday-article-1.2262393
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I usually just take a picture of my crotch ( clothed ) and send ’em that.
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Two ladies were checking out my crotch today and they weren’t shy about it either.
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“ladies”
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Nice. Bulge Game works for the larger man. Recall the recent hullabaloo over ‘Mad Men’ actor Jon Hamm. It both scares and excites the girls.
I’ve been catching more women young and old checking out my crotch. I don’t know if I’ve just been aware of it more, or women are more brazen now.
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Gay
Best to stick to the dick drawing
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Too much effort. Too easily perceived as needy.
Stick to dick drawings
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On my phone it’s fewer button pushes to send a pic than type out an ASCII dick.
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[…] Dick Pic Game […]
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Such power as a symbol – gorilla man shit
PUA’s talk about man-to-woman…
Can’t get anymore man-to-woman than a dick drawing sent to her, to communicate your intentions without words
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8=====D ~ ~ ~
or a well-put neg.
These are the two fastest ways a billion betas could convince themselves that everything they thought they knew about women is wrong – it’s uncanny how well that cock-text works.
If only they would try. But maybe it’s best they don’t.
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({0}) Opener
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I just text one word….
no wait I whisper it in their ear…
no wait I shout it in their ear as I pin their legs behind their ears on the cold cement in a back alley….
guess what it is?
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its not rape is it
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It’s not rape if he whispers “Surprise”
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It’s not rape if the word he whispers is “surprise”
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Yahtzee!!!
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vaginaboob
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i have heard women like bouncers before.
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Oh yes, we do
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Lol I would have went to the hotel
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Looking back I feel I at least should have attempted to go for a quickie. It would have been a solid test of my game to run that and go home to convince the gf I was late because of work or somethin.
Sometimes the pussy can linger and insecure girls especially will sniff out a different aroma on your shit.
Also looking back when I had the gf wrapped around the finger other pussy seemed to just find its way into my lap.
Yes I was more sociable because I knew I had the momentum and testing my game is always good.
My natural look is kind of a scowl because I hate everyone so putting on the amenable front can sometimes be…..a chore.
When you have an attractive girl whom has fallen hard for you then it’s time to really skyrocket your game because you have the momentum and objects in motion stay in motion. Lemme tell you when it rains it pours.
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It’s me.
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“Sometimes the pussy can linger and insecure girls especially will sniff out a different aroma on your shit.”
And that’s when they give the best head.
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Has Heartiste looked at Charles Murray’s book
he works to develop a method of civil disobedience to
the modern state
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This post reminds me of one of my most memorable hookups at a party a couple of years ago. I stumble into the party after midnight, already a bit drunk, and approach the first cute girl I see and say the first thing that comes to mind.
Me: How do you know [my friend]?
Her: I don’t, I came with my friend.
Me: Oh.
Her: Can I kiss you?
Me: Um, maybe.
I then grabbed her by the hand, walked her to the bathroom by the hallway, pulled her into it and fucked her bent over the sink.
Thinking back now, this girl clearly internalized the whole ‘yes means yes’ college sex mechanics, lol. If that whole thing was designed by feminists (as is likely) to keep cute girls from getting some strange D it looks like they failed in their objective.
I wonder if we’ll have increasingly more cuties opening guys with “wanna make out?” in the coming years…
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@kant I had a similar experience on New Year’s Eve. I walked into a bar, found some cute girl…grabbed her and just started making out. Her friend came in a pulled her away.
This stuff isn’t that hard if you’re confident and it’s within context.
Grabbing a random girl on the street and doing that….no.
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Kant, Wala – good stuff. It’s luck up to a point – that the girl liked your vibe and look, that she was turned on at that point etc, but there’s plenty of game too – the game is in spotting the opportunity and making it happen smoothly.
I’m not particularly good looking (say a 7), and I looked worse in my beta 20s and dressed really badly, and even in those years, this kind of thing happened to me about 3-4 times through sheer luck (once with a blonde HB8). I still managed to mess it up and not even kiss any of them – I couldn’t accept that they really liked me and didn’t escalate.
The first sign I had that Game works was when I did Mystery Method bootcamp many years ago. two weeks after that weekend, I had a similar fools mate drop into my lap and that time I got her home and nailed her.
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This isn’t even average for a player, tis luck. Exception and rule and all that.
Memorable and exceptional yes. Requiring any more talent than “right place right time” nah.
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Yeah, because shit like that happens to normal guys. Dumbass, betas can’t even comprehend moments like that, it’s so far outside of their reality. I once heard it said, “you know you’re a player when your friends stop believing your stories.”
Also perfectly applicable to your inane comment, “luck is where hard work meets opportunity.”
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Notice I never said randoms don’t happen boy, just that if a girl is that quick to bed, then it’s more about her mood than your “game”.
Also super likely that you are dumpster diving because this is behavior reserved for 4’s and 5’s.
It was a good effort to hamster up your inner Alpha though. I’d give it a 9.2 but the Ukranian judge is a dick.
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I guess my dice have been rollin hot for years now pal! I’ve got countless other stories I could share.
Don’t try to deconstruct it to luck. Without game/confidence the interaction would have been totally different.
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Read what I wrote the poor boy Will above. All your answers are there.
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The luck part is being in the right place at the right time… like not in your room playing video games etc. being around real live females is a huge part of game that I think many on boards like this miss completely because they just KJ…
Taking the opportunity though that is still game Tili, maybe not great game or hard game but it still takes frame, leading, not triggering ASD. Sometimes game is just not fucking up a sure thing.
One night walking with three dudes down a hotel corridor, after a room party. Hotel bar closed. See a hot 8 redhead walking toward us. we saw her earlier in the night in the bar with another much older woman. She is walking toward our group. she sees us and says “Oh there you are” or something like that, I just open my arms “yeah” and she comes in and gives me a strong hug. I said “come. After party in my room” [thanks RSD!] and just took her hand like she was my girlfriend. As we walked she said out loud “I have to warn — you I’m a stripper!” in a fun playful tone and then we all walked, her holding my hand like 400 yards to the elevator, got in, she still holding my hand, and I got out on my floor. The other dudes stayed in the elevator.
I walked her 300 more yards to my room, got there and said, “well I really don’t have a party” she said “that’s cool” and sat on the couch. She was there with her aunt or mom and was bored and looking for fun. 22 YO senor at a large state school nearby… creamy white skin, a few tats nice ones, rocking body… long red hair. Stripper name was “Autumn”… Daddy issues LOL…
Anyhow the next day the other dudes were like WTF! that was the craziest thing I ever saw. Saw them a year later and they were still going on about it.
No game running into her, but still some game getting her back.
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“I stumble into the party after midnight, already a bit drunk, and approach the first cute girl I see”
lol using cute very very liberally
we all know a very high quality white woman will let a drunk mexican inside her two minutes after meeting him
i’d put your bathroom bang at a NB4
never gets old, you spic
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If you’re going to use this, just remember:
8========D > 8==D
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8D
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8-
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Instead of the 8=========> think I send erotic photos from the tumblr site if I get a girl who’s being either difficult or says “Send a photo”.. When they’re shocked I say: “Well…you asked.”
The hamster spinning is prompted by the pause….the radio silence after her question and my response……”Well…you asked” is chick logic. It makes no sense but it’s a response. They have nothing to say after that.
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This^
Use some black and white sexy bondage stuff. It shows, #1 you’re bold enough to send something explicit, #2 that you are confidently boasting about your bedroom prowess, #3 advertises exotic sexual adventures that she knows very little of, due to men’s lack of skill, and is curious about due to 50 shades of ghey.
This works insanely well, it turns the conversation to sexy possibilities pronto.
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if you send a girl a picture of your phone with her face on it covered in jizz she will never forget you.
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I authorize any man here to send the text “Detox my Buttox” to a woman. The reaction will be similar, but even greater, than the Dick Pic.
The patented IP of the GasButtox Institute (GI) can be used in this manner.
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Mr. Buttox,
When will we have the pleasure of reading another one of your gassy limericks?
Sincerely,
Subtly Slick Subway Seat
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Jackie of UVA fake rape fame is now the star of a 50 Shades knockoff:
http://www.amazon.com/Date-Campus-Emily-Roberts-ebook/dp/B00ZVE1UJA/
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Off topic, but something you guys might be interested in. Apparently THE MAYOR OF PARIS commissioned a huge mural to be painted. It featured a picture of a Frenchwoman, and had the caption “France for the French” crossed out and replaced with “Frenchwomen belong to Africans”. That was all part of the original mural.
Anyway, after being prominently displayed for almost a week, finally a brave french girl (Apparently the french men were okay with their cuckolding) took a couple of cans of spray paint, and crossed out the word “Africans” and replaced it with “Frenchmen”.
http://www.ramzpaul.com/2015/06/a-modern-joan-of-arc.html
This has gotten completely insane. The mayor of a major French city promoting interracial cuckolding of her own people? And not a single Frenchman raises a finger? Instead, the only person brave enough to do anything about it is a young girl. I feel like I’ve stepped into an episode of The Twilight Zone. WTF is going on?
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A visual image of a thing always communicates its essence and its truths in the best way.
On the other hand, how about just firmly taking her hand and guiding it down to meet the Legacy…
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Instead of applying for finance jobs, I should apply to become a bouncer. The logistics of the employee life are horrid.
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would dik emoji game work with girls who flake?
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this works on literally every broad. EVERY broad.
The shy “good girl”
The librarian
The secretary
The lawyercunt
Even the entitled bitterbitch
The talkative sales rep
The retail slave
The checkout counter girl
The bartender
The slut
The prude
EVERY one of them reacts similarly to the 8==========D
The best is using it to express disapproval via text.
Broad: [says something you don’t approve of or like]
You: Before your comment: 8==============D~~~
You: After your comment: |——-o
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html non-breaking space FTW
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haha
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CH, now that abortions are becoming increasingly common (1 in 3 women has had one the statistics claim), is a woman who has had one LTR worthy? If not, how can a man tell? What does a woman’s attitude towards children and childbearing say about her in general?
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LOL’ed – is this a trick to lure me out of the shadows? B!tch MURDERED an innocent human being. NOT M0MMY MATERIAL.
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That 1 in 3 stat sounds like the Cathedral’s old trick for making their agenda seem more mainstream than it actually is… much like that bullshit that 10% of people are queer.
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My other question is why does the ‘manosphere’ tend to look down on women for their love of badboy jerks and opine that they should prefer niceguy betas? Wouldn’t the badboy jerks be more likely to defend the family/tribe, and be a better choice to breed with? Isn’t it a form of natural eugenics in a way? Those niceguy betas have a suicidal mindset when it comes to tribal outsiders.
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^This. COTY.
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A worthy nominee, along with my December 2014 comment, nominated by Greg E. for COTY. Google “unproductive gash” and Heatriste.
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“opine that they should prefer niceguy betas?”
Where the hell did you ever read that or derive such a conclusion?
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U got to put them stupid cunts in their place, yes or no?
Their stupid to see what damage they do to themselves with the stupid behavior, so not call them on that? Why type of wyte-knyte bullshit is this?
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It’s the type of BS that stems from idealism – Ideally, women should respond positively to nice guys – Ideally, women wouldn’t act stupidly and invite trouble into their lives – Ideally, gentlemen would get the preferred blonde .. But, here we are – Situation normal….
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The problem isn’t just that traditionalist people are often deluded about how evolution and humanity work, it’s that people often don’t get that sexual selection is a crude device that selects what was important to our survival eons ago. Our sexual instincts didn’t evolve as fast as our societies, so nowadays women select men who are often incompatible with the types of societies we live in. The reason people frown on women who fall for jerks is that these women will have ill fit spawn who will be a burden on the tribe, just like she is.
I think the manosphere looks down on women who choose actual bad boy jerks, but it gets conflated with the euphemism made by wimps of the ‘bad boy’ or ‘jerk’. I’m pretty sure here people look down on silly sluts who send love letters to mass murderers too or who fuck cads and then use tax money to raise the spawn. Now, actual beta men being relegated to the genetic graveyard is a good thing.
Also, women never care for their family/tribe when choosing mates. They select men who gives their children an advantage relatively to the other children in the tribe of her mate. Inter-tribe competition is mostly a male thing to do and it’s quite obvious when you look at the world around you(e.g. women mind minorities only when they have their white kids exposed to said minorities, but have no problem fucking said minorities when at uni, people who are ‘racist’ are mostly men etc).
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She did not know what an asci dik is? She a keeper
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I wouldn’t know what it was, either. It doesn’t really look like a penis to me. But I always thought the girl’s confusion was part of the game… because she wouldn’t be sure what it is, she’d continue the conversation with you.
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That’s because you keep flipping the phone instead of tilting your head sideways.
8=====D~~~ ( . ) ( . )
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Couldn’t help but laugh and think of CH when I came across this story: Eskimo psychiatrist at a loss for words to communicate to his lonely, bitter SJW post-wall patient that the reason she’s unloved and unhappy is because she’s not making any effort to look “fuckable” …
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/06/male-therapist-coins-new-illness-dowdiness.html
Even those least inclined to accept the realities highlighted by CH cannot ignore them.
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Lots of comments from the spinsters. She should marry herself.
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Lots o’comments from spinsters. In his article, he harps on “her unfashionable dress and grooming,” not so much her looks.
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The girl is clearly attracted and begs to be taken.
[CH: nothing’s clear about that. do you know how fast a woman can turn from aroused to arid?]
No matter what you send, it would work.
[wrong. try telling her you love her.]
How does it qualify as game ?
[how does it not?]
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so wait, you are telling me that what works is texting a girl a dick?
So, let’s just ignore that the guy had bouncer status, probably tall and ripped (I assume male model face since the girl opened him too) and that all this happened in the biggest cove of sluts in the world aka america?
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I am not particularly good looking. Definitely not a pretty boy. I’m 5’11 with a crooked nose from fighting. Yea I have a good physique but I feel my best asset with women is my attitude.
They are going to do what I want when I fucking want it or they are going to fuck off immediately. No exceptions. I don’t have time for any bullshit and women tend to annoy me very quickly if they don’t do exactly what I want.
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